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VOLUME XXVIII. CAPE MAY CITY, HEW JERSEY. SATURDAY, JULY 15.1882. WHOLE NUMBER. 1461. iiujiiDtn, iqui.

OA. T»E MAY CITY. Iff. J. ^ 31.50 a year in Advance. ' "1* wilts SOI r»ID IS LBMO. 3?roffSSional (Cards. * - T ftr hFffmax, ' ATTOmtEY AND (WS8K1.LOR AT LAW Ik cdakokht. * AC PR EKE OOIHT COMMISSIONER. KOTAHT PTCUC\_ ^ pj- F. DOUGLASS, ATTOR N E Y-A T-L A W »ko aOUCTTOK IK CHANCERY ^ALTKB A. BAHltOWS, ATTORN K Y-A T-I. A W """Viunror! in chancery. m J. K. LEANING A SON, uestTsts, -Cirt MAT HIT, Cur BwVl BAA Or**). ' cin Mat t'nrttrllons-'lhai.iavauiaai-JAMES M. E-TULDRETn . ATTORNEY- AT-LAW *OLKTroR,JIAKTEII ANI1 EXAMINER IN CHANCERY. OBI— «>>« WasMagtsa turret. Care Mu '•"I.N ■' Susinrss Cards. jgNOS R. WILLIAMS, ARCHITECT AND BUILDER. WILL MAKE DRAWINOK."!ANI) MTEBIN.•END OR CONTRACT. OEETCE - <1 Wartunpoo w.. Caps May. KJ. A B- LITTLE, painteb"a nVglazieb. """'"cape SZ? IT?Y.AH!J? Onto* maj be left at a Joouoo-. T"T^_r qrgans and sewing maB. F. HORNER, PIANOS, ORGANS & SEWING MACHINES QO TO GARRISON'S STATIONERY, AND STORE VARIETY POH OU U> PENS, BLANK BOOKS, TOILT! PAPKR. POCKET CUTLERY, SHELL OOOtlS, nsOlKli TACKLE. SEWINO MACBlKE^KEEnUM AND OIL A Tl WASHIKUTUK STREET. CAPE WAY. N. J. QH AS. P. PERRY, OILS. PAINTS & VARNISHES. Xo. )• North IHlaw.rr Avrnoli Q(WpyEApK'S RUBBER FELT HOSE. CLOTH INC. BOOTS A SHOES. D. P. DIETERICH. New York Belting and Packing ; Company WAREHOUSE. »s CHESTNUT STREET, P1GGS & BROTHER. AMERICAN WATCHES. 22 I Walnut, Cor. Dock St., raiLADSuniiA. WATCHES A JEWELRY REPAIRED. JOHN M. RUtsSELL, DRY doODS, GROCERIES. BOOTS. SHOES. & NOTIONS. FLOUR FEED PATENT MEDICINES. PORK. LARD, UAMS, SEEDS, Ac. J. M RUSSELL. MOOMEAD CLAY ffois, oteiwmmiiLiiiLii'aBtina. PHILA DELPHIA. FACTpRY SPRING MILLS ALWATS ON HAND. Vitrified Clay or Terra Cotta Drain and Sewer Pipes. ALSO CHIMNEY TOPS. : OUR" R. R. CHIMNEY TOPS a Favorite. . —

J jYTHf>_ BLOOMSOALE LARGE ' JjWlgStoLATE FLAfftCH CABBAGE. Large. Flat. Solid Heads. Short Steins ! Hot a Single drain cf Seed is Raised free: Stalks, all frua Selef.sd Eeads. 1 Ws will myHc«l*l-#ur Tret of cba rrs to mil mppOnmu. ✓ D. -LANDRETH & SONS. ' N'OS. « AM) XS 80CTU SIXTH STREET, flat area Market Ad tL-rtuul mi. . -i».) BRANCH STORE. j OUR MOTTO:--"QUICK SALES AND SMALL PROFITS!" THE PEOPLES RELIABLE STORE. , No. A I Washington Street, Cape May City. CHASlJS^reEDLIS. MANAGER. aTLAUGED STORE. INCREASE!) STIM.'K. j Furnishing Gocds. '.Spring & Summer Cloth & Dress Goods. ' T&jUBL DOAMRKELEBEATED 03RALINE CORSET?. Mr lute uo ConnccXion Willi uny oilier More in Ike lllj. ' """bathing suits. i PATENT DOUBLE YOKE, PERFECT FITTING BATHING SUITS ] SALESROOMS. Wi A MS MARKET ST- N. W. Cor. OP SIXTH. Sin ofrtbr Illli ELEPUA NT> j '

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" s I IT 1 1 *' M I ft I ' Vu ' jT""* ""'•L'J'j "•'tr tohrearon. Hum Irnlgii.lLJl^l. t LACED sll IRTN M^LE,Bi^jUTKDlfku!oR>KIIIUT>^ 'I'f.um m'l'!rrUM «f •swt^A.Mt 2 " fell L WO MARKET SJHKET. N IV.nil. OP SIXTn. . ^ — ~ .. 0. W.^-HUTTON A CO. ) ~ FOR SILKS ANN J1RES3 GOODS ~ HALL'S No. 26 South Second Street, PHILADELPHIA. GEO. J. BURKHARDT'S SONS. "■ NORTH BROAD BEIOW CAMBRIA STREET. \ DOWN TOWN omat'ttl BUBBll'T STREET, • \ PHILADELPHIA. . CEDAR WATER TANKS ■ SECOND HAND TANKS C. B. COLES. j; 1 LUMBER MERCHANT, MASITACTITUIB OP . ton, Sash, Blinds, liliim Brattals, Spll Sniu ail Sues. OFFICE, NO. 14 KAiGHN'S AVENUE, , CAMDEN, I*. J. K malar v. . k mndirl Ecinui-.. A mlim l ] ' NEW BOOT AND SHOE STORE. YYM. H. BENEZETS 1

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jlSnu ww. H. BENEZET. . m. h. golt j limn an oproul ml tbr well ttowj.m»a popabr bow Igmrrlj meqM I,, ft. 1). Bdmanib A Mm NO. 37 JACKSON STREET, CAPE MAY CITY, / ! FRESH AND SALT MEATS, t ' Fine Groceries and Provisions of all kinds. PHIIADELPHIA FRESH BUHER, COOKING BUTTER. c " "KIH:i:- M il.L HEk-EIVE^'ll'iMPT ATTKXTIoy. Rupture

f uc Snsuranrr. 7M.ILLYILLE MUTUAL MARMAND FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY. MII.I.VII.I.KN. J. • >] Actual Surplus ov%t all Lijibilities, Including Re-insurance, Fire and Marine, $21,203.59. I Low. Seranty UnptsstiffiaMe. SETTLEMENTS PROMPT AND MANAGEMENT ECONOMICAL. ; tw.Ltrw. ehrn-DW rrpremmaud. K. HKEYES, I'm . , 1!. L IIUWEI.L, AGENTS AND SURVEYORS: | ^ *!">" , Building Watrrial, (?tr. i JEREMIAH IS. SCHELLGNGEK'S LUMBER YARD j mm" Err':::h ™" z i Ar-i mmftnn nrrj tiud or Pmotoh^rwiffD5Ii«Uc£tC* 10 1,1 ' Lumha oitiaij 1. B. WIIKIJ jxilglL JJA1CDWABE. r --j^^pSA»n. I*lO^. BUKDB i |L3Si I MlLTTSkK, MOULDIKU k pu\ ~ ' I I 1 AM) BIIA1KETB. HOT-BED SASH. n ASD KAiy). NEWEL IWIS. IPALVITER) ; WARE OP EVERY DESCRIPTION. PUMPS. PUMPS. PUMPS. •mrtSpMmllicm.ru: H.* Itinri Klmcm. mnJ SLATE MANTEL SHELVES. vitSIwMpSSIS- Iliwi^m^UolMr-TOr' 5?aiuts, (Oils, &r. I J. MELVLN, paints. ; WHITE LEAD, LINSEED OIL, LIQUID PAINTS. VAHNISHES. WINDOW GLASS. PLAIN ASD ORNAMENTAL. i AI.L- AT I'HILADKLHUA J'KICES | 31. <T. Trirr's Store. ; JJBOFIT OU NO PROFIT FOB ; PAINTS, N. C. PRICE. • Glau CuUfr, 87 i'eny Strrrti [ .WHOLESALE AND RETAIL MORE. i DRY GOODS and GROCERIES. FEED STORE. * Corn, Oats, Hay, Bran, Mill Feed WOOD YARD. I WOOD CUT AMD KPUT.^OOAR K*T» t>r ( JA-r JM. O. PRICE. TITAN-TED AGENTS FOB TU E I VV -LIFE AND TIMES" « , FREDERICK DOUGLASS ■»-«• PARK PVB. tXL, HmrtlortL "Vmm. n

old tines. t- TNatCrtrtmthroust'lAt »mUtj <Vitrm»»;' | , It r«iu» Dtm Hit rllmt »1<rt the n»rs *m». , Me rrem N mznrr mndnrmor ArJ mxnr-wtctr loreiuas «rr twit ; A cionomrw ana and rutinne bi«»h. A Ihnrhf t.a w| com* Id d-imn. ." a bmiUi it mprtnt ta u» t»rm tnmte. pwnrt trvtm Irrra tbr qulrrrtnrptQim — Blnl «iit dm mud clmlcler.itj » Inns, j A n»y wrtmlii mad m dUaplrd bmnd, - I TbAt iwhm'oe ttit mlStem. *1°!- ' Atjemrlmw trti InUir I«rrlbrrn<^ p We hraM ^Bl*tmtOit«i*B«aAF. ^ • ELSIE S TRUNK. Mr. lhilpirSanloLl vmn Miiokin- his cipmr b-f.n th, kit. -hen Art. t He Iiiirars went into tlir kiLLrii to mnioko j Aui't I'i pr-ttr Jtirlor . Lut, iu h. r Ijecrti Lout, Aunt IWn l„ Int. .1 lb«l <i warn to tnjoj .tlic l'gbl Atid *mrmth of th" : And rrmlly Aunt Phedrm'n kitchen wmn a » /:■ t &nd more annfortmlje pl*. r than iimaA j pirhdm. with it* red-and-bUrk striped rag-' ' emrjirl, its tall dock in the corner, and jrrlInr.mathed mmlimaU festooned with mhinitig tin, mnd the hig, cumhioned chair in the qprHe tnu mmoking him eigmr, am ire mmid 1ki foi, : and -Aunt T'hedr^ •a* inSurtrhsidv "Yes, mmid Ahnt rhedrm. J' she's cowing | ! hark, or mbe rntaUst have meat hem trunk." » -No,- sard Mi SulIoM. "X pi.-ji.-"And I'm hemnilr tarry ' added Aunt ' PLndra Mr. hnnfold knocs-d the ashes 08 the bp ; of him rigmr, rr)4mred on the Afsdogi m log ' mlnrh lud mfitd off and asked in ralLtr m •WhyT - •• Iteeanseyoa am determined to marry " And vby shouldn't 1 many hoi. Auni Ptcdrm r Aunt I'hitltm wheeled amend to item her atpbmw. " Jkeanme sheim a hemrtlrem little flirt," I mid she. " And I am aony Y orer adnjHed hrr and brought her here to break the heart* o« half the young men in the oountry." Mr Sanford Uughed. •• le-t theui take emre of their own hiarts." maid he. "That is no bndnesa of mine. She lure* me, and me only, and that it "I am not so sure of thmL" mid Aiml h Phedra, aith a spice of feminine malice. • she is a regular coquet. Elsie Brnnrlt is, mad "In that. Aunt Phedra," said the yonugy taken." "lam only repeating what pagple my," retorted the old lady. "However, that'e '' neither here nor there. She told me to ojien the trunk as moon as it came, and get oat the : blade silk drem pattern, and send it to the dressmaker's. 1 think," Aunt Phedra added, incidentally, "that a black silk drees for a girl of Elsie's narrow means is simply a piece of ertraragance. Yea, Balph. I know II what you're going to my— ' If a giri trachea [: school and cams her own money, she ha* a J right to sjienfl it as she please*.' But that • And she nerer sent the key." 1 • "Tlim yon can't open it," mid lUlph - Tubas." said Annt rhedra, producing a j . r.klTgioos ring of different sized key* — { 'unless one of theao happens to fit iL I I boirowed "eai from Lake Smith's wife, w^nse - Mi.imhand osed to be in the locksmith bosiI ores. 1 wi.li, Ralph, you'd come into the . n it room * and try iL Tin so afraid of .* leaking the lock." j "OertainlT, Annt Pbedra." said r Ralph I Smdold. If be oonldn'l see prrtty Ebic's dim] Jed, t h»:oiag self, to be able to do something : for h,r was the next beat thing ; and he f.-i-kiwed Xbe old lady with alacrity into tin- adjoining ajartmcut, where a battered trunk Stood against the wall, like a leriathan in : rrjsiae. "She must hare been dreadlyl bard on h-r new trunk," sighed Annt Pbedra. "Haggage-smashera!" suggested Lcr nephew. " One cant travel without hmring ') one's Ihlngi torn to plecaa. Where are j your key*. Aunt Phedra f" > He knelt before'tbe bunk, the old Udy standing arjirftimsly by. as one key after another was tested, without any apparent "I'm afraid we shall harm to giro it up." •aid Ralph. " Stop ! here is one more on ■ the ring. Eureka! We hare it— thf rery thing !" " Writ I declare !" said Aunt Phedra. as j the young man lifted s heavy lid and bai- - [ anoed it against the wall, " it that wasn't I ; shear good lack. Now for the black silk ; drms pattern and the trimmings. Eh— what) ! box of cigarette* ? X do hope Elsie nasn't • , cut the nasty habit of smdking, like those j dreadful Cuban ladies one reads about. A ' red silk smoking -dap and a pair of Turkish ; slipper* " : , "Stop, Annt Phedra!" saelMr . SunfoM. ' who had grtfWU very jw*. '' hare no | right further to pry info another person's ; | belongings." I Aunt Pbedra turned upon him, like an enj raged lioness. "She wrote me to look into her things," I said she, " and I'm looking. And I'm glad • I looked; -for as son as -yon tire, Bslph , Sunfoid, One Bennett, my adopted daughter has got married on the sly, and these are hrr husland'a things, packed in among t ; " But that is Impossible," said straigbtfor- • ward Ralph Banfold. ' "She is engaged to mc!" "Oh, Ralph, Ralph Pcrirf the old lady, bursting into the alow agonising tears of old as aha let her brad fall on hrr nephew's shoulder, "don't think any more of her. She's a jilt— a heartless coquette ! Oil, my , hoy. my boy I she nerer was good enough I for you 1* " ma

i Mr. Xanfold tarried silently sway. II® : would lav* pledged his life foitb* truth and purity of littl- U.iv Bennett: hut of the htughiug. Utr..!->inc photograpbq ahh the aiikr mocdAche And the daii au- " What are yon doing. Annt Idwdra ?" h» aakrd. aith hi* aiiention at last attracted t>y her quick, sodden ' motivus. , "Shutting np th* trunk." said the old lady. brnaqc-Iy. " I'll send it hack to Lit at once. Til not hai* iuch bnsrn-faced doings in tyy house "No, Aunt rhcWa." raid lhilph. resolute. tad be*L Elmie bam a right ti- th* slxd. 1 "..-r of your roof. She ia your adopt, -d , I "Prom this moment, ",*aid the old lady, . | sharply. "*l>e i, nothing more <o me !" | A .hmd hgd tome over tlo- soft starlight of the autumn night ; au<l and wind inoxtnd ! among ilve yellow leave* that had "drifted j" j along tlir mailaitle ; and Mr. SunfoLl. sitting I ■ darkened omr and changed. Ar.i t rhedra, | uppo-dte to him, was knitting merliaiiically ! away with ooiuj.naMff lijw and ominously I . i tripped up .the three su>oe«qw. and, iikn , ^ : Benin It h-r-rif — Elyie. wilh clo-"km Jiainted. I irnder amCuS-oriHi-HSa- WSW-MLTraa 4 eyem |q»rkling like biqe jv»d». I i |T>." •Art ELh'f InolSk trirophatitly | ' -deaA aa,l we've gut a Action until M"n- | day. S.) 1 tdok the first truiu. and here J 'or the find tnne. Vhe-l- rceirfd^sj^mtt- - [ aide clangs in l!i« fa«- of Mr. SunTonl , : am! Aunt Pbedra. " It aoyludy si AT Ham , | Anything happened , "Oh. Elmie. Oder said tlie oij lady, t j " how can yon stand three lathing am in the * ! " Why shouldn't I. Aunt Phedra ?" *a*t j I the girt, glancing 'from Ralph to the old lady ! t ' and then lark again. V j Sunfoid st.jqed forward and took her p 'I hand. m *' ^ , 5 ! Aunt Pbedra." he m'-P "I wooVt pledge r At this minute tbm warn a watnd&iS tat- [ . "AYho'athat?" oiad Aunt I'ii—ir-a. mrbn ( - Hn.rvrari.wt herself into a state of nervous j r ' r vehement *o great that the a]q«uwnre of a B eing dragon on the scene would scarcely " have been beyond .hrr cvjH-etal* inI Mr. Sunfoid went the door There, in a flapping frit hat, and a diugy bottle-green Atit, stood the individual wbo combwind the j three profession* of stage-driver, exjurms- : tnau and mail carrier to Ibe village of Brix- j bury. He might at one time bare a a last nana, but no one knew what it warn. 1 and in- ra> nnirersally knowu as -Simoon." : J I "Tre made a mistake." said tliim gentle. | .. 1 nflin. taking oil the felt hat to scrub h htm ; d i head. " I left young Kqaire Ttilij.'s trunk to Tulip Its!' And bore :t i-. in the w ■ . ' i! yeTl just 1< ml « hand, tniatrr, to ■ " My trunk at Tulip Hall !" criid P. <Sf 's : "Squire Tulij-'s trunk here!" abneked n Ann! Phedra, "Th— fur tlie | ia ! cigaretle»,andtheatnoking-j«iki t, ah.l tLe — r 1 And oh, goodnrw*. lUl],h!" clut.hing j 1- nervously at her ne]Jie* > sleev e, " we're * ; tmeu and tiroken into a strange mau's trunk 1 a | Do you suppose they'll arrest mo fur bur- ! v i gtary or petit larceny I" a ' But Mr. Huufold only laughed— his heart w*- so light that he could litre- laughed at it | anything now— and u he helped old Kiiuepir r. j Icing the prrtty little tioocottred trunk iu, he glanced merrily at hia aunt. h "I don't lieliere we sliall.fltul any eonlWibamt good* here. Annt Itiadra," mid lie. " But what are you talking about 7" said _ ! Elsie. And while Aunt Phedni waa getting tea. ® Ralph totd the Utile ariiootm.'.u. alL-, " Tea'* ready !" said the old lviy^Hhw. . a ly, putting bor larendnr^-ibU-ued' repxutn ,f the rooia. h young man. "Before we go to tea, I want y -n to give your eons, lit -formally, mhid— 1, I m our marriagej" K Y.-e, »•«.:" mid the old hdy. "I eon- j ;. aenL" ]. " With all yi-tir heart?" mischievously do. - h j rnandwX pretty Elsie. D j "Yew, with all my heart ?" raid Acul Phe- j I dra. n Afid aba looked a* if she t^aily meant H. j " Bedau-e." mid Auut Phedra to herarif, { j./WntWima * ! ELECTRICITY AS AN EDUCATOR. , U bat rWe New Llabt I. Colas ta llo Tow. , arda llclploa People to Iteaormeol. II The dress of women will be likely Ic hate i bght thrown upon it through rieclricity. I " Thratrv* discourage electrie light because it ! n discloses shams and pretenmea, coarse jaint- . 7 log and bad color. It wOl do the same in • our liouw*. and e*wjs l us to be true, and it i ' ; will educate us to X refinement of which we j ;' do not now dream. The electric light in -ball j I rooms ham le-en found to be tramforming. | k The slieeu of rich aatio* in pale blue, pink, , ' and tinted white tmcoines siirriy in it* Itu- j x 'Ire. sr.1 tfc- gliffer . f T: -it . : '' jet embroidery rmdiance'iturif. Some com- i " jdain that the volume of white light prodnoea j A gbaaUineaa. but this will be remedied when ; II t!» alactric light is fully underatood, by pla- j . ciug it at a distance or lrwnacfitliDg it through i ^ ' tinted or colored glare. Already wo-aee it ! ° J tiirken up thto cf alters in our great square* j * and set higb. so tliat from s distance <* to a | l.earaigUUd |K-rsnn it louks hke i diamoud j '* ; Ump suqiendol in the air without visible | j^gencr— and_ He- effect is tq diffuse a dear, ; " soft lighL like that of a brighter, more' tenl! pbl» moon- A 4h When these lights ere trausunttfd through ;. property toned and tinted ghats and are < 3 sinqs-ndrd by almost inriaiblo mhan* from ' I 1 the oeilinga of ball room* and drawing rooms, j - o new light will indeed be cart upon all the ' 1 object* that inhabit than. We shall thro I 3 ! di*cov.T Jbe hideous cfla-t* ofga*. iu yeL ! low glare and smoky exhalations. Ws shall , jCilk and lire in the light and thie will dim. 1 close to n* how murh we have done that ■ waa unworthy end suffered that which waa ; - * unnecessary because of the dartneei. which ' njy perti* [W hare seemed light to us, not ; I baring before known light — JYtae York Ut~ I 1 ur in fAc U-iittUic CWsrrVuurwH. I;

HISTORIC GROUNDS. ■(•■allien JV1L The Wirt of dkrtructioo wf a New dersey . landmark commenced witk the' demolition 1 of the BecAm Homestead, at Weehawkcn . On e. by the &ie Railroad Oteqany to make war for their Chiriem km cattle yard*. Which they are about erecting at that SJ"I. Tlie bourne is wow occupied by ex. j Chief of Police Jack Frort. crlebralrd as the j beet market gardrtser of New Jersey, a bold j sailor, an ,-icefl-at policemaii. a pel *hut The change ta be effected atAhim pl.ee i* | likely to dertrcK the r> uiainiug'' of I i ill-. Allen ferry, which was th. old nptown j s-v when th. Dut- li's'Uiet* vera dominant I OB l-sh ride, of the llndwru Itivcr. Hut • ' »rvck of the waiting houwytnd solue of the j j, timbers Slid atone* belonging to the rudely | j oumgruitcd juerc I Tui. locality poreemee* its peculiar interert j j ill oontrquouv of n* proximity to fho do el- j I hog groan 1 Vbrrc .Aarou Bare killed -Uej j ; * later Hamilton. Following the road* ay j ; along th- Tim) of the l'aliaads* part or- • 1 " Iorvera* Imp " that fringes the riv cr tide, j in the direction the tuanri of the Vwt j cmrtruction. reimething short cf a mile j shore th-- Core, tlie gronnd im *la*rr Wash. I slain, f'nder the gnidanoe of St. Frost IW it.r waa aUe to trace the * puthi where the oomUganta leaded aaiF j * here they exchanged shots. Bat it ia a n-'tirenbl- fan that no stone or MM commemorate* the •vent of the tragedy. The stone* over which Hamilton's body warn ear. . riod to the river am still to b« seen. Mr Frwa .in prohahly erect a monument on th«ee-]K»!yf the Leg hdatane kroger omit* to nudte an apjwoptjaliaa fur the |mrpase. I Asscuihlrinan T. V. Cater, of J.ratr City, Trenton authoririug an appropriation for a ^ memorial. He thinks tlmt Mr. Th-.riow The flag wliich was raised on th. tnoraing ] o^the duel by the attendnliU ia in the latinls t . of the King familr, who wiilingly show it to viator* A atone on which Hamilton's bred ■ r.-4-d while dr.* lug his last breath UraUi. f inds of tLe Caledonia Society of this city. Th- old bouse which Frort ejects to leave in a few day* ha* becM iimalati-d Iry lum for a quarter of a century wader the Slcrtfi* lease. * It i* built of imported Dnlch ■■riekjtnd stone, and was often the target for British ballet* and cannon ball* during the Revolutionary war. It* original inhabitant *A* the pirate Rcord, who way finally bang. k <1 at Batavia l>y th* ln:i- h. -Although Rewrd was an Englimhruan he was iu some of the engagements between the English and DuU-h. He —a* on ally of the lattor.— If. , T. TtUgram. HAD TO HAVE 'EM. During tha recent high water trophies - 1 which delayed trains to a considerable " ex. tent, one of tha dining cam of the Wabash, t)--arEdward*viRe, ran short of mntt. Then : was still jdenty of everything in the lockers. ' . I iit'Hhc |*a-wcngoa clamored for meat, and >!i':ng« b-gau to look dcapcrale, when the l^r. eye of the conductor, wbo waa oastF iug about for aomo way to save the reputa- ' ! lion of hia table, fell u|>0a a rabbit unjrr ■ w rol'lwge on so elevated' piece of .ground 1 ! wlfieh th. high wans- hadmadean island. ' i He colc-be* an rare. ~ In alsrafiive minutoa f-ur neat looking adored waiter* and a large ' : Newfoundland dog lwlou-rug to one of 111* ' ■ I n«s*ngerv wure making thi-irasyona baatily ■ i ::.]]>rovi*ed raft of fence Ismnks for the island. " ; l)id the rahut look scared? WeU, bo just jirickedu] bis ears, took iu the situation, and 1 stepped around and told the balance of the family what re going^n, and ia about two r tuinuioa tha four wallers with whito caps and aprooa. and that clumsy dog. wore tusking it decidedly lively for those .unfortunate rabbits. The grotesque antics of this outfit wore ride-aplitting, and fhe passenger* and train men enjoyed it hugely. Tho rabbits were out-geooralled in time, cmnght, dressed, aud about an hour later tervedan a ray tranpting manner to tha Iiareaigrr*, who united in raying that the proceeding was ' i iisracteristic of lite Wsbsvh. It ws. a sort t-f " ground hog" case, but like tha toy in ° h - e'.urv. "he had to bare 'cm— wasn't a ' l it of miat in tha boose."— SL Louis Oloio ' JjfixnU. POISON IN OUR FOOD. . Tlieu*cof beer, gvnrraliy recognined ae n wholesome drink. Iks become much lose general because of Mte smqieeted twe of . harmful bitter* tutd yfrvj- sugar. A large piece of this frOKjdled grape sugar, taken ( i from the hand* una youth in this city, wbo _ said hi* father maraifactnred iL proved, up- - on analyst*, to reinUbu a quantity of sutphur. ic acid, enough to destroy noma half dozen : aeta'crf good teeth ! A* this sugar ia largely - n— 1 in aduHcratiag two* sugar, candkw and j numerous other article* of luxury and neofrt3 j powder* are made and sold here which rem. | I tain aolulJc «a!'» of aluminum. The u«e ' I clea of food to incrraso their weight are 1 t i surly enncrelrd. The. agreeable odor of ■ 1 J caramel in tlie ncighf-'riioixi of tlie coffee 1 I nulla tell* its own tale, and to" explain, the ' j wonderful cboapnem of tlie U.utifol jeltiew ; I -to goto fnrtlier than our unrruttnal friend . 1 ' wonderful transformation worked by mod- ' ; era chemistry the bone, from our garbage ] l-ox, flavored And colored by the wart* pro. - duct* frowi-thc gas work*, lock again to oar I tables as current jelly for our famous can- ' j vass hacks aid red bred*, -and perhaps meet j i in our sugar bowl* our old shift* transformrei into very palatable sugar. When in . Washington recently J aakid the Chinee t | Amlrtssador what was the punishment for . ! food adulter*:],).-] in China. He replied: " Death."— From a paper read Ufa re lit i ti. Acad nay of Bckna*. \ • BctPT To TaxnTnx CBancx*. — Matrimo, ' oyH* a lottery iu which every one expects to ' . draw a prize. The disppointmenl of the ( 1 Rinumchib'e caravan that mores to the pane ( realms of shade does not, however, danut j tha inexperienced. They are as ready to . take tha chance, as it the Krt. had ju!t . ■■ ' ■■ Vtmccirr QfrtTtKO.— The farewell tour I : of a distingnisbod artist frequently reaemhlea I the "finally" of the old-fashioned country I parson. It is generally followed by "not to I , :. large," " to concladr," and "in the lut I ! place.-— Y. T. Cbsk M t.

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