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VOLUME XXYni. CAPE HAY CITY. NEW JEBSEY. SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 23. 1882. WHOLE NUMBER. 1471

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A CHiLD-B UTTTBR. And Gir poor. SoSdiw ton boidin* ABoei.nai.Mhm— run. j rAtdM— — I —d ; I -Sw^woUBawn, Ira lirdod nix miiiia. , Sotturteeod no«, wIUi pop. onrnj.-AndnovooUKp.prrib'-'uanipm | Kno»U« " P«r WP*." 1 * u^ZtoMtyaruaaa. ' mdl ' ASMIBtto'tbM^: I lourn juo. •- ' A* ik — -.'!»•*! deri— lne.TBL °jSd— nine Ol. key 1 drpnrc XofmytbAt l-UBUblorljren ron. Yotr radi nra mgimnd lo mx boiirt. BOW BE THREW HEW LOVE AWAT. McGoira rinoed M Mritl. H«fc»*nj; tpoke thooe nronk— crocl, biller vonb, thtt oeemed to mat hi. Tory tool u be Stood there in the glooming, the time o( eileooe nod ehedonn. The tvnlkjn were twittering nmong the km— in thefa newj way. «ke lee cream lain were casting their baleful light. a— the brcfd thoroughfare, from which the reule, the rear, and the e— h of life in a great dty bad bat j— do. parted. "Tod onnnot mean it. Myrtle," the young man ray* hit TCdee chocked with emotion. •"Yon mrely cannot donbt my word— the word of one to whom ytra hare plighted your troth, and hi wheat life your future ii But I do mean it," repUe. the girL "aL thougb God know* my life would be brighter, bettor, happier, were it not to. I hare lored yon with a Wong, country -butler lore that bar become a part o I my Tety oxiolonoe. And it'h wbpn I hare taught my heart to boat reapooaire lo your orory word, when 1 hare come to bebere in yon with all the . that you come to me, and bora, on litis beau tiful June trifling, when the hoaremi are panoplied with atari, and the ah is balmy - with the perfume of roeea, you my to me that you hare new bet on n bone race— you tell me this solemnly and eareeetly, knowing that my heart will not let me judge, ! harshly any action of yoore. So, Eth-li>rt.< I lore you with o maddening, ninety dayayond compare, but I cannot let you abuse that trust I am but a girt— a sansitire, girt, but I am not a chump"— and Myrtle turned to entor the parlor. "Rut I near hi" exclaimed Ettnlbeit " I near to you that I would Dot bet four dollars against ten that Maud R could boat "You -would not r asked the girt .. "No," was the reply. " I would not I«t '

on anything." "Then;* laid the girt, qwekirg slowly, 1 and with grare tendernesa "yoo bad bet ' tor bead far the gate. I can neror plaoe my I happiness and chanoee far spring bonnets in I the hands of a man who would 1st so sure a ] , thing as that get away."— CM»v» 2Vttu»* I AM ACTOR*S DREAM, lbs Duff and her Lust and tailed from i Boaton on the rfiip -Yrw Kafbrut tor Urtxpool on the tth of Deoember, 1KTT. btcam riod of the year it may be imagined that the 1 royage waa not ow pleamnl or rery apieedy. After Mr. Duff had taken his pmaage. he was distnrtml by a dream in which ho beheld the deotructioo by ohipnrreck of the rimil In which he was to salL This tuads ouch an impreorfon upon Ma mind that be changed his tickets for those an a packet to lean at a lain date, in which he and hit wife reached their dcmlnation in etfety ; but in Ii—pool he learned that the former ship had Dot yet urn red, nor waa aha am heard of again. The atocy of this dnrnm has been concerted into quite another abape, and has ' been told in print at foDowi (by the late Count Joannes,: "Mix Duff, after her widowhotij, had ' Conway, the tragedian, who soon after (piled tore the apparent glioat of the tragedian appeared to Mix Duff in a dream. On aarakConway had cotnmiUed suicidi by plunging TOT night and hour ol the strauge dream.' , TLt tnourn i Insas of this Trrsion of the story win bo at onospereeirrd whoa it is remembered Hat Mix Doff did not become a wid. , c* uatD AptC. ISS1, and that Mr. Conway bad ptriahod in the Spring or 1SS8, th— years bafoex— FVwm /rrsaiuTs Ufi of Mr*. W. i ■ POISON lit BOOK COVERS. . f The use of pofewous dyes to color the j eo we of books k hoppil y not a common ! practiox Yet book pebGsbon are occasion. | ally ranks about the materials used in a | ocdoringtfaoir books. LstUly in Tier a child, I wluk playing with rant water «,lor pamta, koked about far a pakee, and stixad a small r ; book, attaetwl by the bngUmraen color of ! its corer. He mixed the pXK on the ooret i <* the book tar some tiaa. Then ho was k • that ho had bean poisoned. They adminiaic i lend antidotes, but the child went into coornWoo after ooeralsion, and it waa only I after th— dan- inemmnl labor that the i physician, aared fata Ufa. Tba chfltTs " j rian. inrariigale !ha taasnar of its bring . the pomkSTtiTbnok Lrar the ehM^J ftrradremoeff the prircc to its own Epx t parents — tbs Utck was found to be a report •' of the B.ri-.ty lor the Prerectloo of 0— by j l i to OrOAre. — rtitaa, Asm.

?ENDlN<j»TELECRAy. ■ ,0. I as rxlirir.irN. rn Ttivnxn'e ladou- ^ lot-a rrroBTS. now m> js—aoi was R..J. lturdctu- thus aritre in the Bur i" lingtoo Hattkryt : One man reached a b long arm orcr the littfc crowd clustered at the operator's window and asked for a 1 ' blank telegraphic firm," esplaiolng that b be "wished to send alekgrapbic despatch' I always wake up and lt»l» at bim, bc- . cause (he cumbersome title is all at otter " rariance with the spirit of the telegraph, h It's too loog. Thi use ol it betrays the c man who bat Uuk uk for the telegraph. ' The moo. lie uses the wire, the shorter his J The more nearly he can come lo 1 laying "msg" the more coo lent be ix d And be doseoT call it a telegraphic fonti;"J * be aaka for a "blank." black or red as the « case may be. And he nercr telegraphs ' anyhriy. He "wires" them. And be I dm't explain to the operaltr what 1 he wants to do with the blank, l'craumably jlic wants to write a message. '• and for ttia matters referred to in tlial * "msg" and fbe party for whom It It Intended. the operator will know all tliat far wishes to know— and sometimes mncfa more ' than Vc wsnu to know— toon So*l watched the passenger write bis ' "telegraphic drepatch." First be asked the i , operator what day of the mootb is this?" ' There was nothing unusual in that. All ' men ask Hint It b the opening line in i ' tl»- regular formula of sending a "m«g." ' ' You may know what dale il ls before en- I , tcrring the office, you may ercn hare it ' , impressed opoo yoor mind like the tooth- ' J adie from a dentist's stairway. Rn when • , lire man asked: "What day of the month 1 , Is thiar 1 was not surprised. 1 cour- I c tooutly answered him. as a corer to ap- < ► preaching hia position, but be did not be- ' Jiereme. He repeated his question and ' ! made the operator answer. .XbatJkn. w i - be waa rery new at it. He spoilt.l three ' blanks before be get s "telegraphic dc- | apatch" written to suit him. But ercn : 9 that la not very uncommon. A nun ml- 1 l_ ways oaoa ttationery more eitravagantlv 1 _ in another man's office than be don at ' e home. Then be wrote drery word in the j 1 a body of the despatch rery carefully and ; 1 !_ distinetly, but scrambled hurriedly over 1 0 the address as. though ererybodr knew 1 that as well at he did, and dished off his ; « own signsture in a blind letter style, as though hit name was as familiar to the ■ '• operator as it was to bis own family. Rut 1 F write "Cunningham" to that no expert 1 * under the skies win tell whether it was " Corington or Oariington, or Coutmacen or ' ' Cagangton. and when Ibe operator pmints 1 "'j to Uand arts. "What is thiaf" Urn wiiler I i will Start- at him In blank amazement fur 1 x a moment, and then answer. "Why, It that's my name." "Well, yes, I know 1 r. that," I lie operator will aay; "but what" I 1 ft your name?" Then the moo will grasp le for breath and catch bold of the desk lo keep from falling, and Anally about: ^ "Why, Cunningham, of course 1 1 • " and " look pityingly upoo the operator, and u then glance .about the room with a pained, shocked cxpireasioo. as one who

, should say : "Gentlemen, you may n. t i bJIicre It, . and I do not blame you, but I ._ hrareo is my wltn— — here is a man who 1 k" does not know that my name is Cunning- i p ham!" This is not nnusual. Any opera- I a tor Kill tell you that be has met Cunning- I a scores of times and has mortally of- i i fended him erery time by asking his I e.™. Well, my tall man with the thin nock , got along a little better than that when he handod the operator the following explicit : - Bazar H. Foujjaqrxx Dallas t Centre, Iowa— Mf lfntr Wi/t : I left the , city early this morning after eating , ' breakfast with ProL Morton, a lire man in tire temperance cause. I expected to a delayed by a terrible railroad aocident.at d a I nafrowly eeoaped being kdkd; one pax a lunger was terribly maurlcd sud has since - died, but I am slice. The conductor at) a I cannot make connection so at to oome " u Dallas Centre this morwlng. but 1 can " get there by 8 o'clock this evening. 1 ha e P to disappoint yoo. Hit aurora help 1'. d With lore to mother and the children. 1 n am your loving husband, m . Rooxe K- Fouixsnzz. , The operator read H. smiled and arid: "You can atre considerable expense au l i tell all thu it really nece—ry, I presume, r. by rirortening this meaagc down to ten d wordx We hare no wire running directly '• into Dailai ud will hare to aend this " meuige part of the way over another line, which adda largely to the coat of transs miraioo. Shall I abates this fa your 6 "No, <A. no." the man with the shawl re- * plied. "111 fix It myielf. Ten words, T you rayf" "Yea, rir." It was a stunDer, _ for a fact, ud the man beared a despairI ing sigh at be prepared u. boil hi. "letter" i. down to ten wortlx lie sighed again A.'. it u-r reading it through once .* twiot, and a then tcratohed out "Dtllna Centre, Iowa," x xi though everybody knew where he lived. Then be erased "early" ud drew his pen slowly. through "hreakfast with" and "in the temperance. " Thai he scratched over ,a "dinner with" and went on to erase ud 0 "narrowly eeoaped." And to he went uo 1- through the despatch. Oocaaiooally be ® would bold K from him tt arm a length afL ter making u erasure to get at the genera] effect And at la*, aha much seratcliing |4 and erasing and with muy sighs, he can-e to the window and said . "Here is this ' telegraphic despatch to my wife. I hare 7_ not been able to ooodenee it into ten 4 srqtdeand doc I ace bow it cu be done B. patch, bat If you can do U you would ly oblige toe greatly, as I do ara wirt to In- » cur uy unnecessary expense. And with 1-1 that be banded the operator the to'loaing b- expunged edition of hia original metoage : m "Mux Ha kin H. Foutmtxx"— My f* finr Wift: I left the city-lbia mora. 14 | laved by a terrible railroad accident on *• j the railroad. 1 -being kflled-torriMy 1 | ring died: Jmt re I children, your loving hosload, RoGXX K. FoLUNseXX. "

The ^pcratqp toilled once more, and Is quick, nervous way that growl out of 1 hit familiar association with the lightning. « made a few quick dashes with bis pencil. ' n ud without adding or changing a letter ; the oiginal meaeagc. ahrirekd it down | x l.) ilTvery sioewt, like thii : | ji "Bazau H. Foujn-bxx, Dallas Cxs- j e Iowa: Left city 'attorning; delayed ] a aecident; all right; home 'serening. - h Kouca K. FoLUNaazx." 1 e "There, that is all right." he said. In j n cheery, magnetic way these upentora * hive. "Fifty cents, sin qgly twenty-five i * cents if we had our oa-n wire into Dallas, i ° tin we'll bare one next spring, use, saves | ° yoo several dollars, sir. That's right, I thank you." And lit" man went and sat j % on a chair by the store ud stared i J at the operator until the resetting train j came along as though he were a worker ; b i id ml radix And «ta he got off tlic | c , train at the junction for Dallaa I heard t whispering softly to himself : , t . "Slifolliusbec— clishn 'smorniug: uothin' j o home satln-xm." And 1 knew I that be was practising his lesson ud bad | 1 "caught on." ^ GIRLS WHO MARRY PRESIDENTS. 1 i The story that MrX Lincoln said before , she married, that the man she married , I would ooc day be ! 'resident of the United , : States, ud tliat there are now , letter* in i ' extsre-.ee written td friends of Iter youth ; I which she reiterated the assertion, is bsvI Ing qui'e a run in the papers, ud tome are i inclined to look upon the prediction of 1 . the girl as marvelous. We do not look 1 I it as marvelous at alL It Is simply 1 . one girl out of a million guessing right. ' i All girls think the same thing when they j get married, and before, and as somebody . lat lobe elected President, about one giil J . out of fa million hits it righL It is safe to , . that no girl ever married a man unit"- , I the thought lie bad the making of the , , smartest man Id this Couolty. That fa , . where they marry for lore, ud are really I . mashed to begin with. A girl who is in , lore with z young fellow never sees his . disadvantages. ,Sbc tee Is that by prrepi r r treatment ud advice there is no position ' I ! in the world he cannot fill, to time, and .. ; she dacides then ud there to put him in 1 ! training for the Presidency. No matin f . i head is a number six ud slopes tbc ; wrung way, sbc thinks il will fill out. i She is going to do ha best on him isy- , Wsy,. Trte nine girls to ten who marry 0 little shrimps or big awkward boys, ud t talk lo them to omflJcocq, ud they wii' 1 udl you that their kusbud is bound t<> t make hit mark in Ibe world, and that lie , will be I'resiJeut some rlay. Of onuite r nearly ail of them faiL Hundreds start I out with the intention of being' Ureal Jet t r get above working in the paint shop, r or nuking shoe*, or driving a team, or _ firming. They lose their grip before the r cimjaign openx In a short but brilliaDt cover we have seen hundreds of young p fellows who started out from tlic district 0 school to win the Presidency. Up to ibis lira* none of tbcm hare got there. They 1 haw all got marriod togirli wboexprcud d tbcm lo be Presidents, but they have g ice I ashore all along the stream tliat leads to o the White House. Ooe is holding (jown i the White Hou*. One is holding fa-urn

L a dry good* box in front of a store, While t his wife supports him, working to a mill!- 1 > Bore. Another doo't do much ex- | . oepl on election day, when lie peddles | . tickets or clerks at the polls, ud make* . four dollar* ud lunchaa that day on brr- . ring and crackers at a grocery. Another ' I tending bar ud he is the smartest of the . lot when the Proridcntlal fever was on. i Drzen of boys who never had uy ambit lion to be President are succeeding in l of various kind*, though their wires have u idea yet that if the husband a falls to be President the children will, e tome of dhern. take the cake. It is a proud ' day fa a woman when she takes a bus- ° band, ud thinks the will surprise ti.e e Other girls when she esoorU that husband 1 to the While House, hut how disappointed ' she is when he gels tlig Domination for ward oonsubk. and then gets beat. She c then begio* to realize the horrors of disn appointed ambition. It is well fa girls 0 lo bare z high ambition for the men tbey f marry, but where there is such u enormous supply of Presidential mater ial, and1 only one office, it looks to us as though l: it would be better to settle on some smaller 1 office, aay town supervisor. That la an '. office uy woman may aspire fa, fa her n husband and a greater proportion win y catch ol When a girl marries a young J fellow and desire* to stimulate hii ambi- '■ tiooto become a statesman, let her point ■- to same supervisor or alderman, ud say to him that sbe will never rest contented *■ until her husband occupies that exalted ■> position. Then s fellow wool be ao apt r. to be discouraged, but If yoo spring the '■ Presidency on him be is apt "to lose his r" aA- fod't Son L A native namnl Kehale, while flshmg n last Tuesday at Maltko. came near losing in his life in s rery peculiar manner. He rr bad caught a rery small Ash in his hands id and undertook to kill it by biting the bark e of the bead. The flsb gate • sudden spring ,c and escaping from hip hud darted into f. his throat, entirely dosing his aperture; ,1 but lodging half way down. At first aU £ efforts to dislodge il were unavailing and * it was feared the man would choke lo j* death. Bat at la*, by being placed to a a effotiaisiBed at tbc same time by a friend, M his flshsap was ejected. The man waa a- *e"'T X°°c1,1 It dancing a ato? It i« evident the Pre*, byteriu Church, at Emleton, Penniylvauta. regards il sa such fa it cut off from * communion one of Us mtmberi and Urn t : General Assembly baa cnofinned the ded- * sioo. The dancing fa which iheTBemher was churched waa in quadrille and he toed dulged to copious draught* of ice water A od interim. U this is a sin, what a beiooxs crime it would be tn rircuiate in the aeusuiaia waltz with claret cup ud cham*T pagne upright to the lunch roan. And le retil U said, the General Ajoembly of a. "PblUdeiphia dratart this question last rear. The degreetsr ato la In proportioo ; j to the financiai standing generally of tha ■ one that Box A plethoric puree hides t 1 multitude ofstoato Church and State-

THE OLDEST FRO HTIERSMAH. Uncta Jim Biker, whs- fares on Snnic Wyoming Territory, has a history , not equaled by uy living man. Since t'e of 18S! he has roamed the far We. t. always on the frontier. He is widdy and \ i justly celebrated, ud hii cxperieoem arsl j exploits est the plains and to the mountains will bo vividly recollected by the "old inwho were teodcrfeet 'in the country when bo wss u epperrntly oil , , lie is between 60 and 70 years of ' age bow, and is to appearance the typical j western man, although showing the weight - of years. His long curly hair, width wis ! j dark brown, is now streaked with gray, ] while his heavy mustache and goatee are ; almost white. Six feet tall, he is straight as : u arrow and steps with the sprighUtorss of ' ! a young man. When a small ' boy, Jim nut away fn-m home, and indentured himself .to the ■ervicc of the American Far Company. He sSrvod time out with Urern, end then went to I trapping bearer for himself. He freqaenlly male $10 a day. Ho followed the art -co- . : lion for right yean, and then took part in ! the Mormon War. About this time Jim relates how the forty , in his company got snowed to, to what ; now the Gunnison countrj, and over halt ' the number died of starvation. The inti'.o; killed and eaten, hot Jim says they 1 eo poor that there wee not fl-.-b enough on one of them to make a rural fot mau. The remnants of tfae bend finally got oat of the country into Utah. After the war he spent a number of year, trapping. ' Ho then identified hints It , with the sbosboneo, ud after a few years became their chief, leading them to loan; against the Blackfcet, who were j mortal enemies ol the Sboehonex For three ore he never saw a white man One day j he became angry while to council with the j ant-chief*, ud killed three of them out. - righL He then found iMoo warm for him. | an 1 ho attempted to make his eeeipc oat o! the country. It said by Jim's frirul- I that thuUr.be followed him for 700 .mile*, \ sal that to the fight bo killed scores of ; tlicni, being wounded several times himself. : Sine that time he ha* never found it ad"- j vissUe to go hack to them. " Did you marry iuto the tribe V wa* artrd. •• Yea, I slwgys bad a squaw ; sometimes two or three," ho smd , uotnchalantiy. Jitq is badly used up, owing to the nnrabcr of times be has boon shot and aocidenb. that have occurred to him. A portion of the right hand is entirely gone. He lost it while shooting at a target with th e late Cap. tain Jack uf the L't-x in 1S63. Jim wa. ! I therrintirrpnAr at the White River Agency, 1 while M\j. Oake*. now of Denver, was i agooL When Jim fired IB* first ibot the ; carbine exploded, tearing off a piece of the hud, brr-tkiug a jaw. and nkfariy killing him. IK- wa* taken up for dead, but aft. : many month* of sufficing he recovered lie livol" with the Ute* for sereral years after. In Jim's tirno the ' Indian tribes bring ! farther West were little sciusinled with fin* 1 anna In fact, some tribes never raw a goo. » She bld-*r bqeks of the rincsboues remcm-. 1 la-rod well when they first laid eyes U|«.n 1 them. Jim relates the slniy as loll him by one of the Bbotboue chief* "One day a t young buck, was prowling al-ont the coun- ■ try. when he heard the ann*ns! uobe of the . hud* sod knees he crawled through a clump of bushes, and gazing into the spxoe , -'—'I' ol bushes, ua gazing imo ui space f

. beyond be bebeld a party of white men shooting St a targ •!. The sight paralyzed , , him with for. H* had never looked upon ( awhile man before, ud be immediately came to the conclusion that tiio^rocn before dropped dowu from above, like n (lock of - - docks. He hastened hack to his village ud * informed bis chiefs of what he hn.1 seen— - brings who eould produce thunder at their 1 wilL Then several of the foremost tribe r went to the eoeoe-and, sure enough, what 1 the young buck had told them proved to be true. A few days afterward the Indians j come into tho camp of the white men under _ a flag of truce, when the use ud the manner of handling the firearm* were explained " to them. Jt come verr near proving the destruction of the whole petty, fa the redskins coveted the gan^ to such a degree 1 that several attempts wcie made to mase sac re the owners to gain possession cf > In Jim's day he wa* acted a* on* of the lose his caution, and fan Instance cannot bo d' cited where the Indiana ever got the better 1 of him. n SECRET MARRIAGES IN NEW YORK. * The Badger esse (which he* jo*l been settled by compromise in Kew York) is very re- £ markeble in its character, tie fact* being as '- follow* : Jacob Bdffftr recently ffwwl in bis >» 76th year. He was e rich old bachelor, and J had for muy years bean at the head of uopd oknt shipping house. His heir* proceeded d to divide tho property, when a claim was I xnade by a womu who asserted her dower e right as his widow. For thirty -fire yean «he sud "John Brtrr " had brid ronnnbiai relations, Ibrir borne being in Brooklyh. "Halter " had always conducted hlmsetf to u.ex-en-pliry manner, 'providing liberally ud enjoying the respect of the neighborhood. Every dey he went to New York and nv turned at night, and this uniform life wat * coir terminated by his stalden demise. It ' was then homed that "John Baker," I t" Brooklyn, and Jaooo Badger, of New Yak, k were tho same, and the womu was allowed * a dower of $4S,000. New York contains ■° ntuy suck instanrea, which find protection r; that mantie which a great city throws Jl orcr society. I well remember the floor d healer. Daniel Angerine. who alwaye paowd ;o tor s bachelor. Afur hie death, however, it waa learned that be had a family, which „ had only kuown him under a false came. I a waa also acquainted with uotber bachelor J bosineas mu (the late R N. Ferris) who kept hie residence a secret from even his darks. E'cvy morning he appeared at Urn %. store, and at night he left, hot no one knew X. whither he went, and his employes became a eo accustomed to this myriery that « ceased . to be * matter of commeuL . Eventually Fereii was taken ill and died, and it era* then 3" dieooTered that he had s private ctabUeb- " ment to u obscure streeL far op town. a R. G. Schoyler. fonnerfy the noted railway n- oouiractor, also passed for a bachelor, until he his failure brought out the fact that be laid »- a wife ami family in which bo had loig been ; known by the namoof Spires. I could men. tion a mu of wealth ud of high family who 15 ,a«ri in the Fifth avutts cSroB* u a bach. ' he . elor, hut his frtert". hare kng Lccli OODrity.

A COOL WITNESS. A recent murder trial to New York devrd- . oped the element cf comedy ar «nex|>ect-d as though Hamlet " were suddenly to Sash j j out in HarKqum'e drres. and bum head-find i 1 - through *n isinglass window. A r- -court carted AUlams politicira was on | - the wrturoa stand. 1U was a gallant Con- j • federate Colonel during the war. ud ha* J ' sinoe cast hk fortunes with tire UcpuUieau ! I jorty. It was tbought necessary to damage ] his testimony. The lawyer arid : I ' " Colonel, pardon me ; bare you evw i : ; killed a men *f" : " Yea, rir," was tho quietly unembarrawod | ; reply. : *' Have you killed two men r ' " Ye*, sir," was answered, 'with the same [ ' gontiemuly absence of irritation at so tWi- : " Now. Colonel, it is my duty to ask, bare • you not killed three men r 1 I •' Yea. rir ; three men." ' " Might I inquire the drcumetancre which r ooeaeiourd three unfortunate homicides f" -' Will rir, the find occurred daring the - war. Wc were to camp during a lull in ucr allowed to visit their hasbsuds. A uiu iut . suited my wifo. I eras the cnlond of the I ' re-gimenL I went down, of oouiar. to see s - about it. Tho captain of the nan's com. y I any said that the man wa* -uiderarerot and a : the matter would be investigated. I said. I • Thai don't satisfy or, Captain. Tho mu. y who Wa. standing near, drew on me. There lispl^ned to he a knife hudy ud I killed i i him. A court-martial acquitted me after ! i twenty minutes' deliberation." > j "And what was the occasion of the eeor oud diflleoHy T asked the lawyer, e j •• That happened alter the war. I was in e 1 s saloon one night with a party of gentlcy ; men. We were drinking ud nmniing oure .rives by tricks of leg- rdemain, throwing up half dollars ud making them disappear, ud so on. A g4k of common fellows eo- '■ t rod the door ud inoiltod us. Their Irad- • tr dre w on ns. but I got my pistol out first ud killod him The jury were not to that f i case just fifteen minutex And I wnsucqoiL '■ tedBy this time the court, faduding the jury, j the bench and the prisoner at the tor were - ' in a roar at the A is bain ion'* sang froid ud ■ " \v, jj a hat did the third gentleman do to yon arked the baffled lawyer. '• "The third difficulty oocorred to a little '■* town in AlBlan-a. I was a Deputy dlnited 'r States More bid, and Lad gono there to arrest s man. The day before I got there some '■ twenty of the citizens had tried to arrest a " j i.iau, "but be broke away from them, stood r. them off with a revolver, nnd got away to • the swamp. 1 happened to say thai it most ic j* , mighty poor town which couldn't tore out twenty men who could capture one. A 1 -t gcaitlnuu standing on the porch of tha ' I -otrl spoke flp and arid : *' Stranger, mayt* yoo think you are a better mu thu uy r* oorin 0-1* town T X said X didn't know aikiut bat 1 wouldn't wut twenty men tu xmwt uy ruu to tho world. SI I couldn't *■ do it myself, rd let th.. mu go. Ono word I-*t to another, a crowd gathered ; United D" States Marshal* were not popular to Ala>u Inuia then : the gcutlemu drew on me and I wa* compdled to shoot him." The juryi n * that ace were oat juri ten mtoutee ud so. quitted mfa." J0 That ended the Alabamiu'e testimony. He was once United States Marshal of Utah, * nod the AttorneyJSenerri had better send t.im l-w*l fkemfflh* Uera-n-ii sl.OW klcUS rua the Attomey-r.rnrml mm ireticr senu ' if the Mormons show

" of carrying out their threats to slay, hum 1 and destroy, sooner thu give up the fun " tbey have l-eec having on the shores of Salt y Inkf.—rtt Copilot J . XACrh ABOfaT PEANUTS d It be I nl I ti e la Crerata— I'eeallarllles r "How many goobers do you noil a day, ° Miss Mary r wa. raked of Attants's well. * "Ob, I don't know. Some days 1 sell a M half bushel and '-yi s bosbeL But T there are stands' in town that sell more peanuts thu we do. You aeu, we don't pay 'S much attention to them. In fact I had '* rather not hudle them. They don't set off s pretty stand like mine." " "I thought you would sell more thu a \ bushel a day." '' "Well, I don't sell over a bushel, but when you put what paraers-by take from the boxes . " lo what I sell n wiU make nearly twice fas I 'To whom do you sell goober* mostly?" j " 1 "To darkies. They all like pouute, and i when they pus the stud ud catch the aro- ! ma arising from a bag of bot peanut* they ' are irare to fed for a nickel Then J sell tote j I* ncr, and who won't go to a bar for beor and lunch. Why. tlicre is one geullrrian. a ] j lawyer, who losnt boon home to dinner a ( half dozen time* in aa atony yean, and be ' always buytV pint of peuuls about twelve \ o'clock. So regolsris he in tbeporchasoof this cheap meal that I really lni-w him when ™ he friU to oome." , "Do Indira like goobers *" "Ob, yes, but tbey d-n't like for it to be ^ known. They walk inriJe" I he store and ask for a nickels, worth -f jeuuts in a paper bag and tbeu go hotue and oaL Ul tie chil drmi are loud of thorn, and I ealcb muy a live cent jjooo from a boy or girl who goes xt Off}' happy mnnching hi* poAimta" "Oh, different names. Young Indira ask . lor peuuls in s hog. Darkies sek for , ground peas and aometimr* goobers, while the school gills alwars say goobers." "What ] do school girls oat goobers." ™ "Oh. go away 1 .but tell on them. Tbey are good cnaom era. Tbey.buy tbem- , sclera and then msk-tbc'boys buy for them, too." and off she - -nit to di-b up k box of ^ fine mndira. — AliooUa CooMilulioo. lot Babzz* BaaoKKX*. — X have alwa)| woo. bo dared why people are so anxious to tieeome his harenrts. A peerage secures a scot to the lie upper H-Atse, and thi*, ooe ran imagine, is cw U object of ambition to soma. The knightma hood of an order is a personal distinction ■rd But what ran it benefit uyooa to know that X|y his ton and grandson will ba railed "8117" ' -co This title, if there is no wealth to support it, •b- is u enearahrahee, and not unfrcqnently u \ rn. absurdity. The isle Sir. Henry WrasalL ray BarL, wss a pauper in the Wudsworlh lunaitil tic asylum, and th* present baronet wa* oduSkl rated at a wnrirhmwe sohool. and I* appren- ; ~m a pawnbroker. If faarenetcias are to be conen- -inac-l. it might be wall to allow their aria, ho The "Sir" is of no use to the pawnbroker -h- sAiwmt. Lctlfhs weve permUted to put it up at i ' the anoc would ready to pay several tironoand i pounds foriL-Zofarira Troth. :

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