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Be m m gentlemanly tod abk-lookicc : man «bo walked into the managing edi. tort room of (be San Fmnohco Daef' and , qnlrtly tor k a cbalrnntii that accoropiUbrd Journal i*i had flnlahed an editorial with j the relator*. "What can we do for your , naked, the editor. Anally, replacing the , paNo4in»h behind hi. "Haven't . brought in a poem oo antomn r* be coo- • tinned, frown InR aoapldoualy. "Sot at all, my dear air." replied the Mranger, , ' with a aoiile. "I tmat I dont look like a , poet. I l.ate dropped in to consult you . no a practical burioeae proportion." "Ay! I • an adaaflaomcnt:- eald the Journallat, brolgnamly. "Something oo the ftar , art' line. I aoppoaer "In a certain • acnee, ye-." replied the buaineas men. "I farant to know yoor beat inaide rates far bound lop. I should like to be thoroughly - weihfaounded io your ppper for the next— high". "What the " "Pennit me to explain!" interrupted tbe matter of fact local papera, and I not lor that whenever a j streak of Rood lock, or Rets to making money rapldly.tbe said papers Immediately lomr ao his neck.' as tbe aayiug la, ' end hound the eoooeaaful peraoo or per. anoa as though be or her were escaped eooriou. or aooiethlng like that." -you mean oor blackmail cotemporariea ?" aaid (be editor, rind let! rely." "I don't think they blackmail anybody in particular," mid the •banger, tbnugblly; "that Is. net nowadayi ; tbe people aeem to hire 'dropped co It.' as tbe hoodlums my; but that Isn't tbe point that affects me. Tbe point Is tW of course these papers ocrer bound anybody who han't got dead loads of coin. Eretybody recognises tbe fact, and the result la that tbe minute they ■art In agalnxt a man hit credit goes right op," ■ I begin to drop," said the moulder of public opto loo, scratching bis bead. "Why. of courae; U'n a dead turn propoposition; and to it occurred to me, ar my balnea, bar been dreadfully bad this year, Uiat I'd bare to braoe up my credit or go under. Pre got to do It or bustNow If I can arrange to-morrow afternoon with a slashing article, accusing me of beiog a grasping toooopollM, or a bloated oorrnp'ionist, or aomething else rich and oocnforable, It wrmld about Ax me up." "It's a big idea." aaW tbe editor, calmly, "and you'd belter go down and am the editorial myKlfTcalliog attention to you as a bigamist and a swindler or orphan, and widows " "Do so!" exclaimed tlic gn- ' Wbaleser you do, dooT apare me. I' re a #11,008 note to meet on tbe " 1 Bib— so yon must get your, work In at -oooe.' 'Til attend to It," said tbe edi- ' toe, etmcBly. ,rl*U work oret your early eareur* myself, and bare three or four aOda< Its, acusing you of bribery and brutality, ready for next Saturday's double porter 'round to interview you bright and early Monday morning," "Thanka ! begin to see my way dear ahead. God hlsaa won!" and he trinoed down stairs stalls

with a heart full of hope sod eocouragement, while the editor at once set to work „ on a loader entitled: "A Fiend in Hu- c man Shape." ' Xardrr by Burial. ' "T iplosof the Time." in tbe (toober d Cnmnfr, contains a hold demand for reform la the manner in this country of S deducting f liberals, and aim the follow- a lag .1 sqnielin!! statement' t, Bi'sdenUAcdlaooreAei hare been made s km generation of greater iinportancr o than i hose of M. Pasteur. As many of J our readers are aware, tbey relate to tbe prop 'gallon of disease through liring organlsms, those known ss AwiUi and barlrria T being mod frequently enunscted with tbe a mortud processes of disease. M. Pasteur u A ads that three microscopic forms of life ° eric especially In dead bodies; that they F work their way up through tbe soil to tbe t craning cattle or are distributed by tbe winds, and -to. it would aecra probable, , suo.pt loo. pneumonia, erysipelas, etc., ami perhaps yellow few. M. PaBenr c men'kms tbe aplenic few which preralls i In Prance and other countries of Europe. I and wbicb annually dedroya thousand, of cattle ami ebe-r In one auch case be t disroweri dial an epidemic of tb» dls- ( sue was followed after some years by iu feesh outbreak amemg cattle that had been gracing In the fields where, preciously. E vtcrims of the rente disease bad been 0 botird under the pasture* Tbe Buk t batltri* hail worked their way from the ■* batted carcases to the surface, and were ' found to asrarmi in tbe Intestines of earthIt ought to be the buiincaa of scientific pe-ple to show the relation of these facta ( iTibe bmaea that Wow frJL Greenwood, ! M . Auburn, and Laurel Hill, are laden • w h germs which propsgrate tbe diaeaare ' that base already slain 2ur kindred, then ■ the mem expuoairt* feature u ( tbcae cities ' of ib*h»d Is not Ihdroostly monument.. ' I. i. wort h while to ask ooreelw whether tlic dlsdplea of creum' ion have not a truth , oo their ride, and whether some amendment b not needed In the modesof burial d ri^edVwreTJL opereUoM rf nature s» tnog as peweible, endeo tomrima deed W^i^ ro m^a^ sariom » ereta I^Uttbom^taethougLl. Tt» dwclThere b ncAhing in tMa world mere aggra rating than to k>ar«e .WbuUou. If a man eould km both, it wooM nre^be hb heart; for, if tbe dealgn * umretobabta, be know, be will newUriris to ore taU ~ Zi obliged to wnlk bane. ■*

I When Billy Boot , was a Jittle boy be - , was of a philosophical and InTeatigating turn of mind, and wanted to know almost J. ererylhlng. lie desired to know It Immediately. He could not wait for time t to develop bb Intellect, but be crowded j : things and .reeve nut tbe patience of bb ■ father, a learned savant, *ho was preri- ? > dent of a livery stable io Chicago. r I . Oerr day Billy ran across the grand bail- f I sign which la generally represented as ' tape wotm in tbe beak of the American : eagle, oo which is inscribed "E Phtfibua < t L'onm." Billy, of course, asked his father - what "EPIuribtia L'ntnp" meant He | I wanted to gather In all Ihe knowledge be . coald. so that whrnbe came out weat be I could associate with some of rare hest men. t "I admire your at rone appetite for J ! Billy.- said Mr. Bool, "you I , bsre a morbid craving for cold hunks of r ancient history and rvclnpedia that docs a my soul good, and I am glad. too. that , I you" come hi your fathi-r to get accurate r data for your rollertioo. That it right, y Tour father will always lay aside hb work - to gorge your young mind with knowa ledge that will lie as useful to you at a e farrow row "K Pluribua TJnum" U an j I old Greek Inscription that has been handed . e down from generation to generation, pre- 1 a I served In brine, and signifies that "tbe a J tail goes with the hide."— [Boomerang. s wuuaa J. Coagann. of Sim warms. Mass-. '• Ing of the lungs followed bj a severe cough. I d lost my appetite and tusk, sot was eooBaed to u my bod. In tsrs I was admlued to us Hospital. d Tbe doctors said I bid a bote In my bag big as l. Hugs, tgot a boat^b^lomy^tmT*b^^ , II -I write ton hoping every one afflicted wltb [, eared. 1 can posiurely saj It has done more u aociXhan all U. other msdtolnel hare taken it Absabam I.udlow b tbe probibition re candidate for Governor of Ohio. As aoon L as be was nominated the story appeared ,. that be manufactured cider pretaea, which, y we believe b true- A tew days later he b was announced aa a manufacturer of ddeT; it thee aa a large dealer in wine and elder; t. and at lhb< rate/before election day, we a may expect to read that he owns three >f large brew erica, runs aa Illicit whiskey d still, killed hb wife in a At of delirium d tremens, and b under bell for selling " liquor without a license. There campaign r, rumoes will grow, and you can 'I atop It.— K Jl'orr. Ileraid. ^ wastmmt tsalHalr Kcaiorwr. ly ante aganta, PhltaOclphia. and C. X. C BITTEN;r TOX7SVW\'oct. lya-y id At alate Cincinnati wedding the organ le set entertained the audience awaiting the e- bridal pelr by a aeries of voluntaries, the id latt of which was. "Truat Her Not, She i b Fooling Thee," at which be was bard •1 at work at the bridal procession walked yd up tbe able. ;

All persons wishing to tot the merits Ccmghs, Ootd* Asthma. luvn--are'reqoesred to call at H. A. KronedyW dreg , •sore and gvt a bonis of Dr. Kurt's New Dls2w 'yo^wluu'a TsgSre'oJIeJ'lS bottle w'lj A Missouri tree has yielded 800 raib, fence prwta, 10 coeds of wo*d,~ 11 sqtrineb and 1 mroooo. It b auppomd to have been 900 years old. And tbe man wbo telb tbls atory b suppoaed to lie ouc of tbe ablest liars in tbe southwest.— PmL . Quinine anperscded. BSme Is a guarantee ot lu merl:. Iu rOrwry u U^a'T^wly and Marry A Mseray. Cape May CSty. . . 4"In trade what article ia usually ooorid- : ered as oocupying tbe forvmoat rank. Strong butter. " i New. quick, complete cure 4 tUya, urinary off ectiona, smarting, frequent or difurination, kidney dlmtare* #1. at l'repald by express. #1.85, 6 far #5. E. S. Watu. Jersey Uily. A party mho baa JuM p^ a big doc- ■ toe's Nil sayk be wants to see high hee ls * "It b caring everybody," writes a audUM ws reu.-'lt shooVl be by right. lor no bowels us ttaoeyi. Jl jew hare those rartMalty. l^tqeld « dryf^^U sou by all When the poet srrote "the bravest are the tendereat," he didn't refer to bull sparkling Exes. cheeks and clr*r complexion only accompany good health. Parker s Ginger Tocic better than anything, makes pure, , rich blood and brings health, Joyous , spirits, strength and besmly. Igkdlea try ' All Orafc b glare, and that's why ao t men nowadays appear to haTe bad - their hair cut by a lawn mower. 1 rseleaa Fright, e To worry about any Liver, Kidney or Mummies are the only well -behaved q penoos who are now left In Egypt, i- Write to Mr* LydtaE- Flnkham, SSS I. Western avenue, Lynn, Haas , for pamb pblets relating to tbe curative properties >- of 1W Vegetable Composed in all female ' Female physicians naturally practice J. A tootkacbe is always a pain lavestWnlPa HetittR!Sw*"*Abenlatecere for aervuua debility and wtakuere of th* ° groerativ- fuacti.-€* #1. at drugguta. O Prepaid by cxprsa* #1.85. 5 for #£ H B. WELL& Jctwt *-1ty, H. J. '

jflothing. J One of the great points we reached in our produc- T tion of Ready-^lade Clodiing . an Exquisitely perfect fit, equal'in this and every other respect to Custom-Made gar- j ments. at one-third less cost Our stock for the Fall and Coming Winter cannot fail to please in evert' particular. SEND FOB SAMPLES. ' All sales .made satisfactory or ' the money promptly refunded. A. C. YATES & CO. 1 BaiHiM, ChBStnot & 6tt Streets. jBtmm gtatafal, #tt. . J-EBEMIAHB-SCHELLENGEB'S : LUMBER YARD ' '.rnws may bt found the lsrgiai stock of Lsm1 Mr a IU (coaly, of ersry qasluy to salt ihs i • eauuaoaKy la gceeraL 100,000 PLASTERING LATH. SHINGLES OP ALL KINDS. 1 FLOORING. PRAME BTUPP. PICKETS. And la short ercry Bud of j fw-ORDERS PRORPTLT FILLED • PMSEfwitaDeSeE'™' 10 Lamb" ! 0OU4y i. B. 8CHELLENGER. ! -pq-AHDWAJtE. ° No* IB AND 1ST FEDERAL ST.. ( | asaw DOORS, BUNDS. : 10 n _> ™"™" ; 1_ AND BKACEBTS. i HOT-BED SASH. Z HAND RAILS. NEWEL PUTTS. BALUSTERS ; J BUILDING AND HOUSEKEEPING BARD- ' WARS OF EVERT DESCRIPTION. PUMP8. PUMPS. PUMP8. While Leads. Mixed Paints. Kalmhae rait C SLATE MANTEL SHELVE8. '' V tsrAu ' YrdSs"byBmsu'1|u>d*'

^Harblf 5arfl. QAPE MAY CITY MABBLB WOBK8, MONUMENTS, TOMBSTONES. STEPPING mcoL ^ mnaa- ^ ENTRIKIN. ^ Saints, ®Us, Sr. p J. MELVTN, ^ . CklR. OP LArATETTE ANDJACESON STS., ■ I \ Cope May, N- J - Dealer la . * BULKS IN " ^ ; PAINTS. WHITE LEAD, LINSEED OIL, HPIRTTB OF TCRPKMTtwe * PATENT LIQUID PAINTS, YABNIS1IES, WINDOW GLASS, " 1 PLAIN AND ORNAMENTAL 1 i ALL AT PHILADELPHIA PRICES ,. nta-'.t-iy -f^fASON 4 HAMLIN : srwiSSMteKSS? , st£LsraJ£S"a.'sss * as5n"i" UAMLtN Organ sad Piano ■- ca^y Ti^a^BtreeLjaow^st^E. Iffllt. » gOLDIERS : - 1 ' ERRORS OF'TOUTH.

E«tfy-Nbid( rioihiB,, Sdris, Show, St.-. THE CAFE MAY ENTERPRISE STORE, Cohier Washington and Jackson Streets. v cape my ci^r. H. I. Now is the time to Buy your Fall and "Winter Suits. a LARGEST AND MOST COMPLETE STOCK OF * „ Ready-Made Clothing IN CAPE MAY COUNTY. - Opened and Beady tor Public Inspection, grety mm and boy In Cape May la tamed to i come and see rer hlmaeir. Na neoeealrr or seadliit to Philadelphia, yon can swrr ear rare aod hotel expenses by palroolxiag home enterprise. Fullest and Cheapest Line of HATS. CAPS and a GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS ALL GOODS SOLD AT CITY PRICES. Special attention given to tbe Fitting of Boys aod Children. ALSO THE HEADQUARTERS FOR THE CHEAPEST AND BEST BOOTS AND SHOES j: Grades, Widths and Styles, Of Gent's. Indies'. Mimes Boys' red Children's 1 FT3STE BOOTS A.SiX> SHOES. , SUITABLE FOR FALL \ND WINTER SEASON. And a full Line of Plain and Fancy Slippers. ALSO A. FUieL LINE OF" GOSSAMERS. , sphere, .ouw.1, tosho IK laeuco^r Lie" fXg LAS ER. f ei*- ■ Oor. Waakmitoa A J kelson Streets. Cape Msy City. N. 1. BOOTS AND SHOES! Largest sad Moat Complete Slock of Good, Cheap Moots and Shoes le cape May Co. STYLE, QUALITY AND PRICE CANNOT BE SURPASSED. ONE PRICE ONLY. SEE OUR ».S0 GAITERS. ALSO. A FULL SVPPLT OF P*" FINE WALL-PAPERS reBable for Collage. Hotel or Boarding-boost, can and price samples before porehaung elsewhere ELDREDGE JOHNSON, » BB WASHINGTON STREET. NEW BOOT AND SHOE STORE. WM. H. BENEZET'S

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it cjjm raicas. Kpc-ts I aliroGoo given u> the ailing or chlktreo, and all goods goaranleod^areprej sr'i-'tf A'- H. BENEZET. . OUR MOTTO:~"OUICIC SALES AND 8MALL PROFIT8!" I THE PEOPLE¥RELIABLE STORE.

No. 41 Washington Street, Cape May City, b (Opposite Kennedy's drag store), charles needle8. manager. « ENLARGED BTOBE, -INCREASED STOCK. [ FIRST-CLASS GOODS AND CHEAP PRICES I Ladies' and Gent's Furnishing Goods, Spring A Summer Cloth & Dress Goods, LAD'ESV GENT'S AND CmLDRESTS HOSE. Sole agency In Cope May lor DR. WARMS CELEBRATED CORALDiE CORSETS, wMkly^ad any arucle reqohvd not to stock, wfu^e* 'prompuy k * IvmiT'forgw'the'ptkrel'e! wSmgioostreec oppoane Kennedy's drugstore. We have no Conneetlun wilh any olh(r More in Ihe Cily, I Msyao-Sm CHARLES NEEDLES. Manager. GEO. J. BURKHARDT'S SONS. north broad below cambria street, DOWN TOWN OFFICE. Its CHESTNUT STREET. ( PHILADELPHIA. CEDAR WATER TANKS 8ECOND HAND TANKS ' UNAS- E. FRENCH. CHAB. C. REEVES FRENCH & REEVES, Noe. 18 and 16 Federal 8treet, j oamden, n. j. DEALEIts IN GRAIN, FLOUR AND FEED, mnnwras Pniem Fmae. Min Fand^Bag .Dare BocLJtook. Coorae and na«_gan. Uny amlpwy Fertilizers, Agricultural Implements and Truck Baskets. , COLHON. ' A L. NULFOHD C0LS0N & MULF0RD, . ]_UM"BE R.. OFFICE AUX> YARD, ; Front St., 3rd Wharf above Kaighns Ave., ; CAMDEN. N. J. -Apriiis-y , PEA SHORE ! BRICK AND TERRA COTTA WORKS. AUGUSTUS REEVE, Proprietor. ' TERRA COTTA DaAXN^gJJ^^^F^J^F^ CHIN SET TOPS. I AND ALL GRADES OF RED BRICK. J !i 1 MAKKET 8TKEET, CAMDKN, N. J. i L .r- re-am C. B. COLES, : LUMBER MERCHANT. MANUFACTURE* OP : Dan Sa4 mil, ftiUim, Bractets, Smll Saiiu aiS Boies. OFFICE, NO. 14 KAIGHN'S AVENUE, * CAMDEN, UJ. J.

Stores, Sangts, limrarr, <5tr. ^ THE CHEAPEST PLACE TS CAPE MAT (OUSTTTO BUT OOOIW IS BEHEZET & BRO.'S BRAHCH STORE 1 AT * DENNIS CREEK LANDING. GOODS CHEAPER TIISV EVER BEFORE. THE FALL AND WINTER SEASON. A Large k* ot Parlor and Tan-Flaw Sieves. Ooot Moras and Rnreta u be aoU M Phlladelphu Prior* A large lol of Crockery. Chin* Glass, Tin, Wood and Wlllov-wsre. j SETTS OF DISHES A BPECIAUTT. 44 PIECES OP STONE CHJNAFOR THE LOW 1 PRICE OP $4.a* CARPET^rm.^CT/roHK.^A'mNOS. RUGS, HARDWARE. I InfaaevfaTtalngdwi'iniireruli irti l-.sn* ya are gw aiUHs plaoe and as gedwe wblob defy ' ■STOVES REPAIRED ' FURNITVKE RILL'PHOLSTERED rMM^w.^reure., ^[^^J^EZiSniiYrgtoaal1 ?n Bwbnc u?Spooung " j. 6. hand & co., 1 205 Market Street, Philadelphia. I FURNITURE. BEDDING. UPHOLSTERING, j J.C.HAND & CO;. twelve hundred and five market street. PHILADELPHIA. ' CAPE MAY POINT i |R® LUMBER YARD. Building- Lumber of all kinds in Quantities to Suit Customers. FRAME TIMBER, SHEATHING BOARDS, SHINGLES, flooring boards, laths, Ac. ' i Sash, Doors, Blinds & Mouldings I tw AH orders promptly delivered al Sea Grove Wv Cane May City. - .J®. Orders left si El'IrelgV Johnson's store. No. » Washington street. Cape Msy City. Wit refttve i prompt auentton. ImbSAy. — wesley g. hughe8, . CAPE MAY FIRE Insurance Agency i J. H. EDMUNDS, i no.

lowest rS'ukTOM toir a? on'e d&LLa R on the U CNDRED lor a period of Ore yeara ' AlfSjUL3 ™*l"'ore re^^tarangh'uu'lgroQr PROMPTLY and SAT1SPACTORILY ADApril 10. -so-v WM. C. SCUDDER & CO.. i Planing Mill, Sash Factory & Lumber Yards i • MANl-FiCTlTRERS OP SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, SHUTTERS, : WINDOW FRAMES, MOULDING8, Hot-Bed Sash. Scroll Work Turnings, Etc., Etc., ] BUILDING LUMBER OF EVERT DESCRIPTION. Of which a Large Stock is Constantly on Hand, Under Cover,- - Well Seasoned, and sold at lowest market rates. Front uiicl F<Mlex-al Btroefs, Cniudon, N. J. Apron, «-y MAEBLEIZED, : SLATE MANTLES Excel Marble in Beauty, Cheapness and- Durability.

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W. A.. FRE3STCH & CO., THIRD AND VINE STS. CAMDEN, N. J. *pi5-6m TAYLOR BROS,. CAMDEN, N. J., WHOLESALE AGENCY OF THE FAMOUS SOUTH BEND CHILLED PLOWS. taylor bros., Front and Market Street*, Camden, IN' . J. The Large* Mercantile Boildtnl tn South Jeraey. ApelUAOm A

RaUroafl Vm-MU. -^y-KST JERSEY RAILBOAT PHILADELPHIA: Yor* and AtlanUeCliy. 3.30 "• FROM PHILADELPHIA. 1 ^ TValne leave Cape^Me- to praae week dave p!S^aonoMi^I«,weredayn!?yA. M. On ! JOi8mrtMM«ul J'tre.h£W fBrfltral. QUININE SUBSTITUTE. nniinTwiii The Only 25 Cent AGUE REMEDY IN THE WORLD. ind .nwiKPiiT, nisF.mrsAT ALL BJ53SS1. CI FT XAU, Ilc fil VZ. DUNDAS DICK t CO.. 112 While Street. N.Y. '■ SEIDLITINE roworel. Lczengcs Boncla reaSy and plena3 antly. e Curre Const ipnUiibTcTPQ I'll fa, Biliousness, Hcndafhe, Heartburn, he. All Prugvr gists, or by mail. 25c. per box. PUNDAS DICK 4 CO.. 1X2 Vhito SL. K. Y. - I .V.f J I L J ICapsulets. I II 1 1 ■ 1 1 f 11 Tho Ktfeat and moat n liabla Cure for all Diaoaaea ct ILc bnnnry Organ* Certain Curo in eight day* Ho other medicine " do Ihi* The best medicine is Uie ebeapett. Bewnreof dnngerona imitation* All Druggist* or by mail. 75c. nnd $1.50 per box. Writo for SSSuaL DUKDA8DICK 4 CO.. 112 YVhitc Street. K ■ » York. / ■wareap^wtaUb^Ukel^n^m of HACqCEXX MATICO Drarxta* or nwltod oo roo.1.-; of remare by DUXDAa DICK A oa, k f'i Ckunuu. U2 Whce sown. *ew York. For rale al Kennedv V drag Store, cape May. tutts

P6LLS SYMPTOMS OF* TORPID LIVER. Ik'ee^ofApp^U.B^el.^o^lve. Pata^n Irritability of tamper. Dow aplrtt* wllh a feoltng of having neglacvd aomg duty. Wrertnaaa. Dlaxlno.* Plnttaring atthe Ha^Dwtabatoratoa ari^B^r[Bkin. slJuaainalo'with ?E tori' draLn* hlg&T colored Urine, "and CONSTIPATION. TCTTS niJAare «y«^ta(ly*dag^dta WmmM p£reS jKSfSJffSHSSantan^^. br Draggwu. oe arnt by vxpecw on reeelpt ot «L DLBUTTS DISPENSARY. ye. v .' ,MT ■f.BK ttk street. ST. LCTM HO. i s ^•Ki^.t^ajaJEtsss - jH^2Sas^^===j;) ; "tarnrggsiSfffliBiaf'GOLD.sSS^ for making jneey^ taet [ ara ^ eahrodj greeeaiy Si^nwitakSlreWei^gK were lor oa light la their loealiue* Any ooe ean do WEiLTH.___ 4 ?SsssSf i sssr,r^spsrsssris - : 1 i r. eala red BeaaU AgeaLoarrer of Broad and Mare ays.'.-.L PIMPLES. '7 , "S dll.yBES, VANDELPA o*. gBeeHinn aLM.t '■ ' .