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J ONfr | Jl X175 I-. J-J : . ijij-— • , " xtfiioKo yip At Nrwport wrifa borne i i^U-.n " We're just aa gay as cockodo?a"' lop-knot down here, and you can ju* b a I'm « bummer' with my dude. Tbcm New Yorker, it awfully .luck t op, Tkinj be litre ibty bail from Phlla- , dtlpbia. > A late intention Is a eontriraooe for i • Jerking pillow .ham. out of the wray. It t will not oic'r us. One swoop of our , brawny-arm will clear our ooocb of any , superfluous c renridg. Wtastwc want U , a machine for Jerking moaquitoa out of , the way.— CTa. Sal. Sight. "Jump up. Johnny, the acbool bouse Is . on fire.'' said an Austin mother to bef , sleepy son. « t "Is the school teacher burned up?" , "I guess not." , "O, pnhaw ! '—tU/Unei. \ A lady, wlio has grown weary of boar. | log tier sex maligned for the length of time , U takes a pair female friends to take leave , of each other, rays that when her husband , meets an old frteod down town, be doot , leave him all— slays out all night With , blm. — CTa. /5st Night. I After a man has pfld tlJ for choice , grape Tinea, watched and tended tbem for , three years tod bad the pleasures of pit*- , ing seven sour grapes off the biggest vine. , Dobody but a fiend would ait down and figure to blm that aeventy-flve cents would buy more fruit than be con raise in five years— Fret "George f'enbody," says a New York , paper, "war never married, for a singular reason." Ihee it goes on st tome length , to give the reason, because the girt roar- , ried another man. And we hare read tbat ( article a dome tlroer aod, kave pondered . *er it dccj '■}. and hanguffl we can see yet why tbi i obould be celled "a singular , A Chicag • man threw rocks for two hours at what he supposed was a stripe snake awimming in a mill pond, but It ' . proved to be a mocking belonging to one of the belle • of tbat city, and be wishes be had given Ike man who caught liinrthat »' he demanded as the price of keeping silent about the matter. -Bod on Pott. It is said that if the elephant had the , kicking power of a grasshopper in pro- - portion to bis site, Jumbo coald kick a man from New York to Chicago wlfccoe kick. Tfci- may lie so; but we do^^^ lieve there is ooe man in s hundred^! what would prefer to pay »S0 and travel i by rail, though even tbe trip did consume twenty-four boars more time.— Norr. . //mid. Late in l.fe George Washington rode in his own carriage, liut Id his earlier years be took a l ack at the cherry tree.— Worcrater OarrtU. Tbe man who hail tbe temerity to spring this relic of aoliquity npoo tbe public forgot to mention bow ' George's father look a chaise after the young man and was about ready to sleigb him. when George attempted to saddle tbe blame no some one elaeas tbe cutter. A weather propl-H in the W cm predicted a big rain no tbe day they were going to , have a borae race, and the people drove him out of town Tbey evidently dent nndeistan I tbe Woe inwardness of mrteo rological predictions, or they would have given the "prophet" a testimonial. They doot aeem to know (hat when tmc of Ibcae weather oharpa predicts a bFgrain on a certain day the probabilities are lbs; ft will be dear an} pleasant. In abort, they haven't stndied Yejmor. The other day an Arkanaaw man secured a fine pass over a rsilroatte 1 it w ». very much pleaaed at first, but filer discovering tbat If injurol in an accident I* ooutd not recover damages, iw x|.|m«rtr-tl tbe auperinleodent and said : "Look beer! bow about this thing?" " Wbat'a the matter with itr "What if I gel killed on tbe mod; my wlfe wooldnt recover damages." No; air. " "Then I dont want the pass, lalat got no wife nor relations, but 1 want to feel that if I bad a wife she'd gvt pay lor my death. I'm much obliged 1 1 you. but reckrm IT! have to Why i» it when a man can't go to sleep every hour seems like a day? And why Is It thai just as tbe longed-for m t r.ir.g dawns snd tbe servant raps on the door, scarcely hold bis eyes open?— /Vet. We can't trl: why It is a*, and airo tbat tbe same n in reaolvrs So sleep on Sunday morning until nine o'clock, and when tbe time anlvrehs gets awake al daylight and can't dote off again to save bis life, n Herbert Spencer can explain this question be will not bare visited tbe country in vain. — Norr. HtruU Wrna.lt Dlfirrcncc Made. "Wb" b this welkdressed man wilb the aes'-akin overcoat, bat and gloves? He caiiies a gi'ld-beaded csne and is followed liy a bulldog in a rear lei blanket ? Dp you know him ?" "Oh, yea ;' that is Sluggm, tbe pugili.L Fine man. Hard hitler. Yesy popular. Always surrounded by a crowd of admiring friend., .. . you itr blm wow." lie Is very well off; wai given a benefit tbe Other night tbat naUad him *900." "Indeed; be is Very fellow; ranks.hlgh in his profemion, you see." "Who is tbat whlle-headed, wearylookiag old man close behind tbe pugilist and bit friends? Poor man. lie mm thinly dad for this wintry weather Do you know 'him ?" ^COh. yea ; tbat Is old Faithful, • country clergyman. Very teamed man, tbey »y. Been a preacher of the ffnapei all bis life, but poor as a rat . He bad a benefit, too, tbe other night "Ob, Indeed : Did it net him much?" "I don't think H did. Yon ace, 11 wsea are; Of .surprise party. His parishioners raik-d npow him In a body, ate qp rvriything there was in tbe. boose and left hrtn pre. 4 COM Winter In proaped. "How do yon tell whan its going to be a cold winter, Cools AboT "I merely Sells by dr flah. I've levn a ' ulggur ac high, sod if you node* a ^alfleb la the fall you will are dat sometimes de skis on bit Iwiiy is thick sad aometinx - b is Odn. Whcs it's thick dar's going to ha a cold winter, aa when it's thin "Bar is their dun this winter. Uncle V^'u* «•' W. <*'>«. h

. Detroit hard ware start, threaded bcr w»y rihny fret among cool stove* of Wfry i ( pattern, and timidly inquired : "Do ydh keep atovca here F "Yea'rn." i 1 "Orel stoves?" "Yea'm." She said the "had been thinking of getting a owl store for tbe winter, and Vlic • clerk took her in band. First be showed Iter bow tbe doors worked snd ' bow the dampers were arrsngid. and the ■ flues situated, and be talkrd of doable ' drafts, great serine*, increased cheerful- , oess, reduction is price, and all tbat, and | she said she'd think it over ao'd drop in • In about three days tbe woman iesp- . peered and inquired of tbe very same clerk ■ , if tbey sold coal stores. He replied that tbey did sell one now and then, and lie ! cleared bis voice snd began the usual thirty nilnute lecture on the Michthe Detroit and tbe 1'enipanlar basc- ' Tbe beautiful uickle-plate, the i ornamental legs, ail points were touched upon and praised and explained, and the ' 1 mid she wouldn't take one along under her arm just then, but would call again. She called again that same week, beard tbe same lecture from llie same < I clerk, mod started for tbe bank to draw ' the money to pay for a late-burner. This ' the last seen of her for a week. Then •he walked softly in and inquired : 1 "I suppose you keep coal stoves T" 1 -iNo ma'am." " "Not any kind ?" "Not wonc. We used to. bat went oat ; of tbe business a year ago." ' There were twenty coal stoves on tbe 1 floor, but if she saw them she didn't let • ' on. She beared a sigh of disappointment, 1 glanced around her, snd went slowly out 1 with tbe remark : ; "Well. I dmT know that I want to buy ' one, but 1 thought it wouldn't do suy harm to look at some of the latest makes. " ] ' — Detroit Fret Pit si. ; -e- i I The I.tght Affliction Depart- ! Tsntple Bar. Charles Dickens bad a very good story ; about the early days of a renowned s one day about some mourning, and was - ushered into a room where sat a shopman I With an attendant "in woewtricken babili- : menu, who groaned out; "A father, a L iKgher, perhaps a wife." "Ob, no," said I Dickens, "only a distant relative." "Ob, 1 air," said the funereal ooe, "you hare : made a mistake; this la a chamber of ■ agonizing wor. Jobs, toll tbe bell and i show the gentlemen Into tbe light nflBic- ' > lion department." I.lver. Kidney snd 11 right's DlaA medicine tbat destroys tbe germ or , esuseot Bright i Disease, Diabetes kidney sad 1 medietas u HopBluevs. and prendre proof 'of • : this can be found by ooe trial, or b y asking joar . neighbors. -whs ware been oniad by a. -f Dr. Hall aays that taking a walk before 1 breakfest has put mora^KjRieJnto their ' coffins than tbe ai!tndE»J"»j^.,were seek- : ing to get rid of. The altefcflap 9 tramps 1 la particularly called to Ibis statement, r Henry's Carhollc Halve , fwSussaSu^dS^ ^^JIvCTTWOawaw * Dr. Green's Oxrxesslrd Hitters * — IlaS'oTvv'Svss'pilxe sre tb- lew CalXar- > „ tie rrsm titer. <«> a The ' latest libel slvrul llie new com- 1 i far tbat it it one of tbe hald-headcd kind, f and it harrying ap Inward llie sen to get - a front test where It can bare a good look i at the transit of Y.enus. J All persons suffering -from Coughsj e aff rvtloo at the Thrnsl sad lung* . sre requested j to cat slit- a. KeawrdrS 'nus^tore and p-^s d VT°1*"100*' ; y "All things come to tbe man wbo waits, " g bat a dime Judiciootly bestowed an a rerr, taurant waiter will bupry things up a llt- ® It is evident that a Urge portion of our T bowels . nr kidneys. Kidney-Wort u cmrr'. d person tell lata Ibsl Kidney- W ort Is n censtn; '' now mean It m BqttM form 01 sc> draggist. 0 cent. A boy, describing how he bad a tooth e drawn, raid; "The doctor collared me, polled like wild horaea, and juat before my bead come off tbe tooth dropped out- " b . V r Write to Mrs Lydta E Pinkbam, 233 1 Western avenue, Lynn, Maaa, for pamphleca relating tn tbe curative properties ' of ber Yegrtahlc CampotA in all female s csumplainu. ly There is s man in California wbo always " hss three feet in bis boou. Each boot Is n eighteen Ipebcaloog. Qi-lnlnc Superseded, " ZrTU:. known. The mnnfnctnreiT name ts l gurantee or Its werit. luemeaoyr 4 For psnlenlars see sdventaaaret. For tela hy o If. A Kennady nnd Marry 4 Heorsy. cape May d 4,TT If tramps only knew enough to go in * gangs they «iM tc caller! gypsies and t. thought romantic. ,j "Bnchnpalba." New. quit*, oompietf cure 4 days, urinaty affeeth-ns, smarting, froqueut or dif. <1 flcuit urination, kidnev diteara. *1. at ; 8«5«sS*' The biggest lioop in politics is made of coarse, fdr tbe man srith tbe biggest bad. " There are dineawbrn It eeeos as if God ° fished with a line and the devil srith a

Borts, ^lurf, 6b. GO' TO THE PHILADELPHIA Cheap Boot and Shoe Store, where ywaiplT and tbe loMutaM complete sneomoeatjn nil Grades, WR^5s and Styles, FIISTK BOOTS AND .SHOES, , STITABLK FOB FALL AND WWTKH KBASOS, And a full Lino of Plain and Fancy Slippors. < ALSO A FULL LINE OF GOSSAMERS. , r*. ""^Oor r- 4 jl' „ ^^J' KNOPF, r j boots and shoes! STYLE. QUALITY AND PRICE CANNOT BE SURPASSED. Ooods ibsl donl Fit or Ftoaae, will be exebsngtd or money rermdod. ONE PRICE ONLY. I saFubtedto^*Mter bysoy oMonra'tte^wo^oSreX^tMlscrioinsteCTedM p£^'"C' SEE Ot'K |1» GAITERS. AlBO. A FPU. StTPFLT OF FINE WALL-PAPERS ea'iAblr roe CrnshBoul oe Baardlngdioune. caU and pnoe eamploe bvtorv psrebnnns slaewhers ELDREDGE JOHNSON. " OS WASHINGTON STREET. , NEW BOOT AND SHOE STORE. WM. H. BENEZET'S Nil AND CENTBAL^^te^BOOT & SHOE STORE 51 VastiiiiEtoi Street. Cape Key City, N. J. rpUf r^"°"T """""' WM. H. BENEZET. GEO. J. BURKHARDT'S SONS. NpRTH BKOAD BELOW CAMBRIA STREET. DOWN TOWN OFFICE, StS ICBKSTSIT STBEET, I | PHILADELPHIA. ; CEDAR WATER TANKS: SECOND HAND TANKS Wblcb we ess sell si low pnena. Oar factory la acoMMble by Penxaylvanla R. R_ to Gennentnwn Sonciloo suiloo from Broad PEA SHORE BRICK AND TERRA COTTA WORKS. AUGUSTUS REEVE. Proprietor. „ AND ALL GRADES OF RED BRICK. :» 1 MAHKKT STBEET, CAMDEN, N. .T. C. B. COLES, LUMBER MERCHANT, H4N0FACTCRER OF ; ten, Sask, liiii, Inldiw, Men, Ml Sawiii ait Beits. OFFICE. NO. 14 KAIGHN'S AVENUE. OAMDEN, U. J. '

guttfltofl yatniil, gtt.=T JEKEML^H B. SCUELLENGEK'S ; LUMBERYARD doaeUongw^ Landing. Oapa May K.J. 1 Mriers may be tooad tbe larvsm mock cf Lnrn- ' iwr In tbe ooouy, of every qnalny to oun the J oommunur In gooevsL , 100,000 FEET WHITE FINE, 1 000,000 PLASTERING LATH. SHINGLES OF ALL KIXDC. FLOORING. FRAME STUFF, PICKETS. fWOEDEBS FfiOHFTLT FILLED ' FMahedwltbDWpakf'a> ^ tamb" e oests-ly ^ J. B. 8CHKLLENUEK. ' -pqpARDWABE. R04 ISO and lri federal BT. Bash, doors, bunds. Bit L ITERS, MOULDING t|Q Q — • I AND BRACKETS. HOT-BED SA8H. | HAND BAILS, NEWEL FOETS, BALUSTERS; BUILDING AND HOUSEKEEPING llAKD- , PUMPS. PUMPS. PUMPS. SLATE MANTEL 8HELVE8. d "■"**' HSNRT FEEDKS1CKS. Jeoeix-r lu>a:r^AMSSth.J. SBarbU ?ard. • QAPE MAT CITT-* . 5 MARBI-E WORKS, e a K. Ooe. RaUroao Trwcs 4 Turnpike. ' SOKUMBNTS. TWSMTraW. KTEPFINr; mm* I 1. I

Saints, Oils, &t. ! J. MELVXN, , j OOR. OF LAFATKTTE AND JACKSON STS., , Capo May. N.J. Dealer in | DE'LERIN : paints. painters' supplies, WHITE LEAD, LINSEED OIL, i SPIRITS OP TURPENTINE. f PATENT LIQUID PAINTS,: ' TAltMISHES, WINDOW GLASS. PLAIN AND ORNAMENTAL- ; ALL AT PHILADELPHIA PRICKS [""Tarker^" ■IT ATT? BAT.SAW • i I Ihefawarf mow £ iSuyfc-. ■ it Row Falls ta Eestcet tht FevtMal Color 1 *"•" "i PARKER'S t GINGERTONIC ■' A Ssyerirtlvt Rsaflk aod Sirtsjlk llattom. ■ Aad tks last aad Somt Coeek Cart Cvtr iierd. SSSfcit? ssE? ERRORS OF5YOUTH. At8*IL' OGlSst SciSu Hu' ffx*

Stovrs, Sangts, Sinirar;, 6ti. THE CHEAPEST PLACE \ • IN CAPk MAT covxrr TO BUT GOODS IS BEIEZET & BR0.!S BRAHCE' STORE, £' AT - ec DENNIS CREEK LANDING. re -GOODS CHEAPER THAN EVER BEFORE. THE FALL AND WINTER SEASON. A Lairs m or Parlor and Ten-Piste stoves. Coot stoves sad Ranges tn be sold si Phtlndrlpbu Prices. A large lot of Crockery, China, Glaat. Tin, Wood OOE WlUow-wtre. SETTS OF DISHES A SPBCIALTT. « PIECES OP STONE CHINA FOB.THE LOW I'RICR OF tr yi. CARPEn^^n/ITIls^ATTINGa. RU GST HARD WCRK. *- le tact werythlng fur eorceeerul boue-krepiiig y.io ran get at this place and at prices which defy STOYE-S "REPAIRED Asdmsdrsa good aa new. All tlnde or Jobbing and Repalrlog done at abort noUor. Q I FURNITURE B IK- U PI IQI^TRRKD U A« rool aa n-w at ahon notlev. Orders for Fnrnllare fecrire.1 sod cued at short notice, lot of Iwu-ntSpnogennd IlaiaMattroeecaconetanlly onhand. Tin Rooflng and Spooling S, to AND » CENT COUNTERS LOADED WITH NOVELTIES. aSO-Sm A - - t J. C. HAND & CO., | 1205 Market Street, Philadelphia. FURNITURE, BEDDING. UPHOLSTERING. Ij J. C. HAND & CO.. . | TWELVE HUNDRED AND FIVE MARKET STREET. PHILADELPHIA. I ■ : CAPE MAY POINT I jfm lumber YARD. I I Building Lumber df all kinds in Quantities to Suit Customers. ' FRAME TIBER, SHEATHING BOARDS, SHINGLES, ' FLOORING BOARDS, LATHS. Ac. | Sash, Doors, Blinds & Mouldings , ! order, left a? KwlrcAg^ Jobnaoas \tntr. So. » B'n.bmgt«m wrocL Cape May City, will reoflre n > I EhS?!ya'lc,"4a°* WESLEY G. HUGHES, • CAPE MAY FIRE i ! Insurance Agency J. H. EDMUNDS, NO. j Rr^vaentiug thirty ot the mow rellsIde^com^sr.lee or rhe i:nUcd^Su,lea trul Karope.^^ ! RATES r*d&men*urate> with asrety. ' ; Comity rials later, aa low aa ON E DOLLAR on the HUNDRED for a period of Ore years ' Marine and Trsechers' Aoddool Rials alto taken st Lewd Ralce JUST Ell. April 10, "»-j ' WM. C. SCUDDER & CO., : Planing Mill, Sash Factory& LumberYards X. MANUFACTUItZBB OF . SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, SHUTTERS, 1 WINtfOW FRAMES, MOULDIN^St— - Brackets, Hot-Bed Sash. Scroll Work Turnings. Etc.. Etc.. BUILDING LUMBEfe i, ; Of which a Largo Stock is Constantly on Hand, Under Cover, Well Seasoned, and ; SOLD AT LOWEST MARKET RATES, y ' I Front iintl Federal Stroctw, Camden, MARBLEIZED •SLATE MANTLES I Excel Marble in Beauty, Cheapness and Durability. OBNAHEKTAL | ORIAMEHTAl' Send for Catalogue. ' bend for Catalogue. . W. LV. FRENCH & CO., THIRD AND VINE STS. CAMDEN, N. J. <*!"■* TAYLOR BROS, , CAMDEN, N. J., ' WHOLESALE AGENCY OF THE FAMOUS SOUTH BEND CHILLED PLOWS. Alan dealers In all kind, of Agricultural Imnlomr nta. Iran Age Cnltlvstor, Horse Boa aad Core ; naimm I hi i bat TteiaaliTiinte naiii M il 1 mm rmaiM naaae HagTSnffll teamm m , ^djoU^FWlJ^ig's^^aU^m^ Bran. )tK'dunr»;»tr; by^y w^lr^Mteneaola Psniy | TAYL0B BROS.. Front mid Market St reotn, Camden, N. J. ' I 7ba Largaw MeroaatUa BBttdlng lb Sooth Jersey . AprUlLOm 1 ' jl

(Elotliing. of tlte great points we | haijpreached in our production of Ready-Made Ckr^ing _ is an Exquisitely § equal in^this and evelWUlner * respect to Custom-MS8e garments, at one-third less cost Our stock for the Fall and 6 Coming Winter cannot fail to ci please in every particular. 7 ? SEND FOR SAMPLES. J sales made satisfactor^'tef Jl the money promptly refunded. - Ltfrrr Smli : The penn HARROW BEST IN THE WORLD HAS NO EQUAL :-e I aldilawW etlwbk Br boebloc tb. bwm L "y. J« j nil'-' HARROW HAH ONLY TO BE I -I II TO HE APPRECIATED. The Penn Harrow The Penn Harrow r-'ixflm TO StNOLX -A" HARROW. •sap* -K The Penn Harrow CHANGED TO DOUBLE "A- HARROW. Penn A CE ..:c:.n TO A sqUAlztaSkM j iiipag^isggg The Penn Harrow The Penn Harrow PEHB HARROW HAMOFACTORUG Ctt CAMDEN. N. J. EEAIS IS *£ii.Ti! i Mraory. eparaur^^ws.^ I mpol-nry ' ' 'f or^s^ j U117 Bmimbaa. Piaairais ob Ago, ennad by ' gS&ttagigljg^^ | ^MproiffldSteaoii!' On>"brag1'«o : ::

Railroad «imr-oablr. JERSEY BJULBOAF TIME TABLR Of KPFRCT OCT. Sd, llril. PHILADRLPH1A : 6.50idia5^™i.'^re^^Ij Sr^riSri lilU.L GliibZreL'r halm aid MrWgrt' a. il l j 3. 30 rltaat PhlUrtriphU «*"»* » '"'*' " , PROM PHI LA D ELPflLk. P.Ml areoninj ^jri-'n wrrk dayi l-l* A. M. <ra Prdiral. QUININE SULSTIIUTE. BIHiBIiE . The Only 25 Ceni AGUE REMEDY IN THE WORLD. I CPRES r.^intk kny.u. t i m f t And^^LlJEUL »ISrj_«IES. CJkDk: DI:K3^I.. 112 va Ito Ctreel. fi.T. , SETDLITINE'cZS. Heartburn, Ac. AU Druggilds, or by mail, 25c. gcr i«x. DL'SDAS DICK A CO.. 112 While BL. X. Y. PfJfJflWlCafJsulets. 1 1 If I ■ J ITll The rofcat and most ; kZ-3-T ol Liu I rinnryr Organs. Ccrr^rn Cure in eight dAvs. Ko other medicine can do Ibis. The lust medi- * eincis the chfafN1- Beware of dnngcroSdm^ridns. 'A!! DroggUm, or by mail. 78c. and fl.aPprr boL Write for Circular. DUSDAX UICK & CO.. 112 WhiU Street. Kirw yuk. ■HHMWW 1 d.Ibb It V r.;t.red bribe Ina^ IJIlM of M40QCEEX St ATI CO MiitifiL.::" tea. IIJ While swet. New Voek. TU PILLS 8rMPTor"; TORPID l;VER. j £SkHS«."Pa n* ur-.-er^'thc °W-.c'uUler mmS; i ISSS'iSSSS CONSTiPATiON. Ws"hMM WHS or rrav xisu caxArxxtaA* rvxx Large lUeilraud Cntalngne Pit PP. GREAT WESTER?TGUN WORKS. riTrmcnan, pa. AGENTS WANT ED f^Lndtmand C.calk-inen^K^^t A i ■ I 1 , I. list, I. , El duel, • territory given. No com;«SlUon. w""i'i','ii.r.',f "c '""bT' 55. p*uebn* k, P4 Ssrwllnh Insect Posrder Kills POTATO jjUGS AND ALL TROUBLESOME VERMIN. Tt will thoroughly rnrrmlnsle Roecloe. Ants fcjb%' |C*le' sele.'Janu SusSy aad*rbeap^L _ ait's h j rii'd » cents pocyeOd. tempn^ken j'. IL JOHXSTo'w, PitLburEls Pa. IfilSfCAL INSTRUMENTS plf of all kinds for salo vnry cheap K 'J C rtp loeuca free. Addrea. RICHlRf f " "■ :"1t t a. Box DPS, nmbtngh- f D— BUTTS DISPENSARY.^ jflp'isCRETIC r FXP YOujioME'ri ,'"^y a w*nrrtVi'i"'°L~-' 8v tScfJrJiV*'