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volume xxviii. cape may^ctty, new jersey. saturday. november 11.1882. whole number. 1478.

oap« mat or nr. j. • 130 a year in Advance. »«oo 4 the .... mrutn sdv.aci, Yroffssional (fards. j j. huffman", ATTORNEY AND 1-orVSXt.LOR AT LAW SOLICITOR. M ASTER AM> EXAMINER IN I'll AN-'KI. V. BUFREME roi'HT romm HUGO NEK. Pf P. douglass, A TTORXEY-AT-LA W no «s®aa£"a"r,a,t Cart' mat cm. ^ ALTER A. BABBOWsl ATTORNEY-AT-LAW SOLICITOR IK I'll AN CERT. J-)R- J. F. LEADING ft S0X~ dbxytsts, Bu ! Tu ratal aaraL to ' Wsd b lira™ i , * ra °Ce" cape Mat CocetIIocsb— TSarvIars and Sal "aSkSEATHM-mUPA ; JAMES M. E. SILDRETH, ATTORNEV-AT-LAW SOLICITOR. MASTER AND EXAMINER IN cffw1. i*°- C' W?." jnainrss (Cards. JJN08 B. WILLIAMS, ARCHITECT AXD BUraRR. will make drawing* and WPERIKJ ."END OS CONTRACT. erricE Ai \cihin<u*i m„ cere mat. nj. B. LITTLE, PA I NT E /AN' D* 6 . L A ZIE B , QRGANS a xi i sewing maB. F. HORNER, hakik: obgass & swihi} MACHDiES BKlKIiETON, N. J. BranrA. 44 JaeEaooKt- Cere May City. sptr-j i QO TO G ARRISON' S irimKEi, in STOBE TIBETI FOR OOLD PENS. BLAKE BOOKS. TOILET ' paper, pucekt cowjnrr, shell goods. FISHING TACKLE. * miniature BOATB^M AjajSACTCRED ON sotting MACHINE NEEDLES AND OIL A h washington street, CAPE MAT. K. J. ^ MM - QHA8. PTPERRV, OILS, PAIXT8 and VARNISHES, philadelphia. mkll-am rjOODYEAR"S RUBBER FELTvj i kg and gacxino oo. D. P. DIETERICH, New York Belling End Picking Company *Mnmim««^F|awMEemFMtiz^B-moE WABKHOT^W CHIBTHCTrwreRrT. JJIGGS 4 BROTHER. american watches, ' em w alnct. cot. dock btotzt. PHILADELPHIA. WATCHES * JEWELRY REPAIRED. Jit HAND ft SON, " only .practical jewelers ARE CAPE MAY DIAMOND CUTTERS, < ha II washington street, • U BICE, JR., • • ' ARCHITECT AND SUPERVISOR OO WALNUT BTRKET. EWll ,nET Will plans and sprcipicatioks cahrftxlt mads. moom as. ss-ywAd JOHN M. RUSSELL, ^ DRY. GOODS, GROCERIES, BOOTS. SHOES AND KOYKXS. ' PLOHK AND FEED. PORK, LARD, BAMS. SEEDS. AE. oem sertE* caps mai oe» jl a.

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. | End. m tbt fre£'cTEy Era;' Tbe leore, lorvrer and rrrr. ; ; Complex altboopb thry be. ! Tboon tbe bean and tbe bead be weary. Seek tbe rtcEL tbooc* tbe trroef be tempOoc. I speaX tbe truta at any ooet ; [ YE^tbCaRwvrtexempun, l L»t etrtioE band and teen eye tie ready, ■ Tbodcbt eareeEL and Taney needy J Tbe beary clood. may tw rail, lux. ' Te: the nmrtae rid. tt- heipot; ' Atet tt- Word tbe! no »w bKfhAkni | Uu tbe lino re pledxe wppiie.1 ; -n^le,'. Mepsrioe. I . Come here, my joo."eaid a Mule Rock merclianL leading a young man Into Ihc j IwjioctE office. "I want to ten yon aomethlng that will no doubt ahock you, bat you are 18 years old to-day. and I think it is my doty to tell you. Seventeen years ago I took you from a charity hospital and adopted you. You hare never known but that 1 was your father, and 1 am proud " to say that you have deserved the kind- i neas which we bare all shown you. I aui sorry lo grieve you by tbit disclosure, but | ' "^Efjoo are not my father," said tbe young man tbougbtfullv. "No, I am not related lo you." "This is, indeed, sad to me, sir, for it necessarily remove* you further from inc. i All of these long years, from ".be time I could Bret lisp until bow—" but s lump of emotion arose in bis throat and choked ' his voice. "Ail of childhood's dear memories are now lo be clouded," be at length ! found voice to say, in broken accents. "All of Jour teachings are now to pass 1 slowly before me, as they are wont to do; hut no longer can I regard them as the 1 . teachings of y father." 1 J wish (bit nite waited until you married j 1 t and settled down." "No; it is hotter as it is. I will never 1 i forget bow you taught me when 1 was a 1 5 boy to defend myself . 2 well remember 1 ' the time you said : 'My son. never allow > . any one but your lather and mother lo I ••Yes; I lemeuilist the lime." 1 i '\*ji as you are not my father you had 1 P A> bniDcas to thraifa me year before last. 3 1 Relieve IH take it <jul of your hide now. 1 1 Jump on a boy that ain't no kin to you, - ° £bl I'dll off that ooaL I'm going to ' , Whale youi" 1 "Thomas."" gasped the old man. 1 » "Off with your duda. I was taogtat not 1 ° 'to let anybody but my fathor and mother 1 I. run over me. " 1 "I don't wan't to flghl you, sir." I "Then 111 have it all my own way," and he marched around the desk and 1 seized the old man. Tbe engagement was 1 " short but vigorous. Tbe old man knocked ' the boy down, held him up, kicked him ' out and exclaimed: "Go on home and when I get lb(M* I'll give you another one. Remember my advice: Never let anybody '• but your father and mother whip you — if yoo can help yburaelf." When Art emu. Ward was a boy lie was food of playing cards, sn amusement be was obliged to iDduIge in surreptitious- ' ly, as his good mother did not approve of lL One day as be was deep in a game, (apposing his' mother absent, be besrd . some one approseblog tbe door and im1 mediately gathered op the cards and thrust them iato tbe pocket' of a noat hang. r lng against the wall, which he aupposcd . was his own. A. dreadful mlalAke on hit part, for It beloqkadto the minister wto - war staying there for awhile. The next t Sunday there wis a baptism in the hike. tt which tbe minister offidsted in Ibe same coal. As be entered tbe pond, the 1 water bore up the skirts of the coaL re- ■ versed tbe pockets, and the entire pack of cards floated and covered tbe water for . quite a space, much to tbe horror of all , tioo of the unfortunate divine, who was J himself through an amy of jacks, kings and area, dreadful to contemplate. It is . said that tbe youthful AiWmns. who was immediately suspected, was treated to tbe , punishment which hit escapade deserved , ' from the hands of bis maternal relative. r The "Tall sicamort" Gets Senator Voocheea thought be bad asked a poser in s recent speech lo Indiana when be inquired: "By farmer friends, _ what is to become of your great corn crop lo this county if preRtbi'dno is adopted !" ' There was a brief pause, and then an old Democratic farmer apoke up, saying: "Do J I understand. Mr. Voorhees, that you really want an anawer to thai question T » "Yea, my friend." said tbe Benalor. f ! craigbteaing himself to Ma full height, is! "Iam seeking for information." "Well, ! 10 1 than," replied tbe farmer, "I wiB tell you L ! what ire will do with our corn crop. We 1. ! will raise more pork and lea belL" Voorlt is eVdent that a large portion of our - CRj.pEcrpto srfrt trm terete ol the Brer.

Bevolniloii 1st CsrvUw. ■ .new MXniODa a Nil thxib advantages — Speaking about carving, there Is a proa. pert now thai our best articles, within a abort time tbe old custom of making the host demolish the kiltLdricd poultry at dinner win become extinct, and thai a j servant at a sideboard win take a bandaaw and a can of nilro-glycerino and shatter the remains, thus giving the boat a chance to chat with bis guests instead cf spattering them with dressing, and casting r. gloom and gravy over the company. This is a move for which I have long I contended. It places the manual labor of . a dinner where it belongs, and relitrcs a | man who should give bit whole attention ■ to the entertainment of bis friends at table. You would not expect your boat to j lake off his coat and kill the fowl In your ' presence, in order tn show you that it was | all on tbe square, and ll b »l cnstuuiiry j to require tbe proprietor topcel tbe pouj toes at tabic for his guests to prove that j there is no put-up job in iL Therefore J claim thai tbj lamented hen j inajr he thoroughly shattered at a side taj hie by an athlete at tt per week, and still ! good faith joward the guests lie malntain- ' ' c 1. If any one be doubtful or suspicious, , etiquette will permit him tq stand by the j aide of the hireling carver akd witscss tbe i inquest. Still it would be better' for him ; tr sit at the tablr, and if tbe parts given . , | him n« be satisfactory.be can put tbem in . his overshoes pro u-m.. and casually ■ ! throw them out of the back door while ! the others are listening lo the "Msiden's . , Prayer" in the parlor. I Under the new deal the host will enjoy the dinner ranch more than he used to ' |1 with his thumb cut oil and a quart of ! . dressing in his lap. No man feels per, , ! fcctly at home if he has to wrap np his . ; cut finger in a rag and then scoop a hand- , Few men are cool enough to do this, laugh- i ing heartily ail the time and telling some ; mirth provoklmr anecdote meanwhile. It is ajoo annoying to bare twenty guests ask for the dark "meat, please," when there are only three animals cooked, I and neither one of tbem bad a particle of dark meat nlioiit-dirr^ person. Lately I . bare adopted the plan of segregating the , fowl by main strength, using tbe Angers w"hcn neeeaaary, and then wiping tbem in off-band manner on the table cloth. Tbcn 1 asked tbe servant to bring in tbat dark hen we ordered, a o that we might bsvc an abundance of dark meau If the servant says there is none, I smile and tell tbe guest that the brunette chicken, by some oversight, has been eaten in tic and I shall have to give them such relics as may be at hand. This aimpiiSta tbe matter, and places me in a. far agreeable place relative lo tbe eomMy great success, however, in carving is mainly confined to the watermelon. The watermelon does not confuse me. I always know where to find the points, and thoge who do not like tbe inside of the melon can have the outside. Now ray great trouble With fowls is, that , day I have Nebraska chickens, and the next trip I have to assassinate a MorShanghai pullet with high, expreaaive bones and am la gam patent. This make* me nervous, because tbry are so dissimilar and their joints are in different places. The Mormon lien is round shoutdered,and her collar bone is mors on the than the Nebraska fowl. This gives i totally different expression to her fcaI lures in death, and. as 1 have laid, destroy , tbe symmetry of the carve. I I began my education in carving butter In hot weather, and gradually ted up to . tbe quail oa toast. In carving the quail. ; First mortgage your home and get the quail. Tbe quail should be cooked before carving, but not until the chronometer i balance and other organs hare been removed. Place your quail on the tout in a sitting position, then, parsing the dissecting knife down between the shoulder 1 blades, bisect the polonaise. ; Another method is to take the quail by 1 the hind leg and eat It, asking the guests 1 to do tbe same. This breaks up the feel1 lag of stiffness that U apt to prevail at a formal dinner party,' and, while each one ' has his or her nose immersed with quail, ' good feeling cannot Oil to show Itself. Biu. Ntx. Ttxc Chrtatlun In Politics. The New York Oittrvtr has fhe following : "Christians ought not lo be out of ! politics, but wbo can take pitch into his ; hands without being defiled • Such is the wlds, deep and dreadful corruption at ' polities, one can hardly be active in party complications without being suspected of ' hiring principles tbat set loosely upoo 1 blm. He Is id bad company certainly. 1 All political managers are not bad men, 1 so many of them are, and so doubtful 1 or positively lad are their practice*, tbat 1 a good man finds it bard tn keep a conscience void of offence. If be goes with the multitude, be goes often to do evil. If be will not go, be is made lo go out. It ' always has been so. And tire professor of religion who would retain the respect of the world and his good ■wocg ' his brethren most tread carefully, keep ' bis hands clean, protest loodty against > ways that are crooked, and "even then be J must be reapooailile in part for the evil works of darkness. It is a and business, ' the present degradation of politics. And 1 if the pulpit and church people would | with one heart and voice enter into the work of reform, perhaps something might • be done. As things go now, the • body politic is covered with wounds and • I bruises and putrefying aorta We make 1 ! no distinction of parties. Tbe people e know bow ilia, and bow hard it - will he • lo lift the party, whichever it "lA/out of tbe mire, sad establish it on the lock of purity. Never, since we voted for the r Drat time, have political gartira been so i manifestly under 4i* lead of unprincipled ° More than 230,000 telephone* are now t in one in Ibe United 8ta!ea, and about .1,000 : are added to the Dumber every month. il

PMaS Make a ante. i- . A tall, artistic woman with scholarly 'Arte And a linseed oil painting came into -tire office of the ntoqfqa^editor of The *- j Boomerang yesterday and tried to sell the A j artistic gem to him for (9. he "It is a European scene, is it not?" queried tbe cemetery biographer as he took ' his feet tut of the only spare chair and d_ kicked it toward the artist., it. ' "No, sir," said the vision, as It slid into a ! the chair, took i wad of rubber gum from i ; iu finely chiseled mouth and put it on tbe Qp dictionary: "It is just a some from Dead Man's canoo at Ibe close of day." |' "Well, I'm no critic; but don't you | 0, tbink that you have overloaded tbat i mountain pine with Paris green and sperm 1 )n ! cvl? Don't you think, too. that you have 1 A. I ; win ted a twelve too boulder up there on !' <bc side of the canoo where it is going to j 1 Jr fail down and kill somebody?" { < is "Well, perhaps so. I can change It, ' though." " it "Wish you would. Wish you. would, j 1 ,t I'd fee. easier il you would jiisX take Hint j I , big rock and put it where it will nqt en- I B ! danger tramao life, and if you would re- « j. i ntove some of the superfluous linseed oil j < II and yellow ochre Nod burnt umber and i t : shellac from your foliage, it would add 1 1 , Very much to the public avidity for your I ajwork. 1C "Now, that washout in the foreground <■ ,i '» true to nature. It is a triumph of art t a ; and shows that ybu know what you are 1 c ' paint. I think " jl f "Thai isn't a washout, air," said the 1 ■t ' maid, as the tears came into her eyes, j ( j "N'( a little meadow in among tbe raoun- j ' y tains." a 0 I "Oh. it's a liule grassy mead above j " if which in solemn grandeur, like grim sen- « . tine Is stand tbe mighty mountains or » 1, words to that effect. Well, all right. 1 j f { student readily tumble* to the other beau- > U f I tie* of the view which you hare portrayed j * with such masterly skill. Now. there is j h ,. so emigrant train codling down the gulch j - with the mules champing the bit and j P 1 charging madly down the steep uncertain a lf toed as though they wanted to break their J_q poll blamed necks in two. Now, you see , b you ought to learn *onictliing from that | " a and not .charge ao madly for your work, j li n Bee?" b L "Tbat is no emigrant train, sir, U's a c 4 cataract." t "Oh, yes; I see now. I can see the b e moisture plain enough underneath the b j white paint andVastor on. At first I did h y not get on iL but now it is plain enough. 1> c In fancy I hear the mellow tinkle of the n „ pure waters a* they gurgle along down " . the canon and atop and sink into the d j ground there at the base of that lime kiln. : h h Now, if you will take some lessons in i n q pctspeaire, darling listen to tbe advice of i' .. an old man and make tbe chipmunk in c the left-hand background a trifle (mailer ^ r than the jackass rabbit Men In the foreh ground. Do not try to make a cojton- , wood leaf, two mile* away, show as plsin- ' j ly as it would if placed in front j "Another thing that strikr* me as un- r" . nntnral and which yon wilt I know, par- | c don me for calling your attention to, is * , the long-legged mud-hen that is trying to ° 0 fir across a Venetian-red cloud. Tbe mud K , ben, of course, has its place in tbe great 11 ornithological world, but it does not strike " e the art critic as an attractive feature of a , scene like this. "Your palming might do lo fill a hoi* 01 1 ii 1 broken window somewhere, sod 5 would look better, of course, in that place " T than an old pair of gray pants, but as a 11 0 work of art it lacks depth and looe and K expression. Keep up jour lick, however. e Do not be discouraged. Begin with aotnee thing simple at first. Try and paint a T picket fence or the roof at a house and " i_ then tackle something more dlfflculL jj D Gradually advance In your art till you i. etui paint a wagon and stripe il artistical- r T ly. Bring It to mc wlien you have it done r and perhaps I will employ you to paint * y an elaborate bam that I am now erecting a on my grounds east of town. Tbe life of I. the true artist Is full of disappointments, l but if you mm cheerful and industrious ' t and don't get too hungry, you will be r lt worth two dollars and a' quarter. — IliD ® Nye. J A cm-KElKcrt Liar. t A few daya since a drummer for a ° wholesale house was traveling id a -. boggy along a country road in Arkansas, if when he came upon a tall, roughly dressed is man sitting upon a rail fence whittling, e With a sociable "good morning" the trxvif elei drew up his horse and asked : ' r "I« that your field of corn over therbF' 1 "Wat I calkllate I'll freeze onto a right n smart sheer of 11 I'm a working the f •. piece on abcers. " q "Looks like a fine crop." il "Damflt don"L" ,t "I presume you are figuring on great i- prosperity in tbe fulnre, such Immenre . h crops surely ladicaling plenty for alt." [f "Proaperity f Stranger, tbat b'aint no ' t namp fur lb* cyclone that's sgoln' to Mt * this settlement atween tbe eyes this tea- ' a sao. A tornado mout ooroe jist now an' < 2 land every darned bit o' grain in the coast- c p try over, in Tennessee, and yit the smile* ] it o'cootcntmeot'd never shift off"n our ' it faces!" U "Some unexpected good luck faax be- 1 I, fallen you," the tourist replied. < d "That 's the play to a Ly ty. We're get: 1 ii tin' our slice o' tbe millenium swsy • te abesd o' the advertised date. Fust, ol' i Jt Zask Bolton up an' died last month, an' < e lhar' ham's been a ear o' corn or a aide o' ' ;e tumbled the dirt oo top of bim; tbcu I le Wash Tumpkins, tbe boas old sledge ' x player, got sent to Slate's prison fur bone ' }f ileal in', thus giving us poorer players a 1 3t show far oar pile: IbenSaakey, the saloon ' xc kerpet up at the forks o' tbe road, dropped down to tan cenli a drink fur whla- . key an' he'd take corn same as qssh; then ^ my old woman run off with A Yankee aewln' machine prddkr, an' my darrtar Sal got religion an' joined Ml Zion S Church' an' if bioomin' proaperity ain't a : hangin' over the neighborhood I'm agiltj edgad liar from the Red River swampa.

Front the Borticroo lUstrye. 0 R e were at a railroad Junction one night r last week walling a few boors for s train, e in the wajtlng-room, in the only rpekingcbair, trying to talk a brown-eyed boy to - sleep, wbo talks a great deal when he 6 wants to keep awake. Presently a freight 1 train arrived, sod a beautiful little old womgn came in, escorted by a great big 0 German, and they talked in German, he a giving her evidently lots of information i e about Ihc route she was going, and tcllj ing Iter about bcr tickets and btt baggage check, and occasionally palling her on the X I arm. At first ouroUuited Slates baby. 1 1 who did not understand German, wee 1 tickled lo hear tbem talk, and be "snick- ■ ered" at the peculiar sound of the language , ) that was being spoken. The" great big , man put his hand up to the good old lady's i cheek, and said something encouraging, , | and a great big tear came to her eye. and | she looked as happy as a queen. The , brown ^yes of tbe boy opened pretty 1 big, and hia face sobered down from its . : laugh, and he* id: "Papa, it is his moth- . erl" We knew J was. hut how should a : 4-year -old sleepy baby, thai couldn't unI dcrstnnd German, tell tbat the lady was the I I man's mother, and wc asked him bow • knew, and be said: "Or the big man I was so kind to her:- The big roan bustled I out, we gave the rpeking chair to tin- lit- , tie old mother, and pretrntly the man : io with a baggage man, and lo him j i be spoke Eogll-h. Ho said : "This is j my mother, and site does not speak Eng. I j liah. She is going to Iowa, and I hare j you to attend to bcr baggage, ami ! I her on Jbc right car. the rear car, with ' j good seat near the centre, and tell the j i conductor ahe's my mother.- And here i> J dollar for you, and 1 will do as much : ; your mother some time." The bag- i ' i CInfl and grasped the big man's hand with ' ; other and looked at tbe little German | 1 I with an expeiaion that showed that he j ' had a mother, too, and wo almost - know I ! | the old lady was -well treated. Then wc ' put tbe sleeping mind-reader on a bench J . and went out on the platform aod got ac- | ; quainled with the big German, and lie j ^ lalkod of borsc-tnuilng. buying and sell- j' ; ing and everything that showed be wat a 1 i butioera man, ready for any speculafrom buying a yearling colt to a ! of hops or barley, and thai his j life, was a busy one and at limes full ot j ' work, disappointment, hard road'; ] with all of bis hurry and excitement j he was kind to bu mother, and wc lovt d ! j him just a little, am! when, after a few j | minutes' talk about business, he said: | ' "You must excuse me; I must go in the j we felt like taking his fat red i and kissing iu Oh! Ihc love of the | j mother is the same in any language, and it good in all languages. How many ministers can any face to face with a looking-glass, "I am a success.'' i Arc tbey ? How 5 In what way ? Money ? : Nonsense ? Ministers don't go into csnt n lads to make mooey. They are there to i win souls. Tbey don't go there for so. i cial distinctions and fat fee* They i i there lo win men from a lower to a . plane. It always seems to mc a weak point in Methodist economy that > tbey changed their preachers from post to post every twi^vrar^ qou -kuow You ■ can't credicatelarea and things biennially, i you know— can you, now ? So I don't i tbat those eloquent and magnetic genhave a fair chance at the adversary, , and no wonder be goes about seeking i whom he may devour. And doctbra. What doctor ever made a hit and it success at first ? Now and then they maya heiress, la that success? I know two jolly, good looking young doctors in Brooklyn, each of whom married *500,000 and a brick house: All 1 right Thai's why they married, and tliai'a what they got. If tbey hadn't married money and a brick house they might in thry are nothing but social ornaments in public, and liule better than lap dogs in private. "What lawyer ever made a quick success? Where's he? Show htm up. nonsense. We have a few In Gotham who are called successful and they arc hardly fledged.. Ooc married a daughter of rich toody, and- was given a superb residence and (50,000 a year. Is be a success?) {All right lf you think so, wc differ. I know another whose "mother" hsd tbe most pronounced residence— and the best known— <m Fifth avenue, t-bc died. The "daughter" inherited ^550,achieved a aocoess in a hurry ? I don't desire to be personal, eo I'll stop before 1 begin. But, just cast your eagle eye* over our rich, young editors. That's all 1 ask. — Philadelphia Timet. tic uauxers or Baggy Riding. An editor who probably knows what he , talking about says that buggy rididg it I conducive lo the tender feelings. We . dotTl, for our part, see bowjt could very , well help being so. When a young mac a aoap-diah hat and polka-dqttcd socks drives up in his tide-bar buggy in front of . the bouse where she lives, and she comes to tbe door all rigged oat In things which : we haves'; time to enumerate, and trips . down the front step, aod the young Utac > tosses her into a narrow teat and gets • in beside her and taps thaltoraa arilh ths ' whip, while the buggy quivers like a thing . of life and joy forever, and the young j beside ber dosent know but every . minute will be the next one— why, we . doo't see why buggy riding should not he I most conductive lo tbe tenderer', i feelings of anything extant. Horseback . riding iscold and distant, buggy riding is ■ the thing; and the longer the ride and 1 tbe more lonely the road the better. a A grisly bear, said lo have measured * • eleven feet from Up to tip, was reoently . ' killed by wane sheep heJdert in Wyoming : Territory. ;

Rett ca rains A Real TraserlT. j A CASE OT U*OOXaCtOt'4 CZBZBEATtOK i* ! - « JAItTbe Nashville -tooTioin lells tbe fol-| '0 lowing : In tbe Davidson county Jail Is I c confined"* 'man on charge of murder, j ,, whose name will Dot be mentioned, the i j American not wishing to prejudice his-j cue. The prisoner in IjbcsUan, is fitren j c lo certain anmntmbuHstic lixbitt that are i n the talk of tbe other Inmates, creating j ! aranog tbe supersUUous and exciting ones t. a good deal of consternation. He lias rt-j^ £ gular hoars for going to sleep, generally - . clout ton o'clock. When tbe bells of j A the city usher in midnight the prisoner , | . arises from hit couch, in a stealthy and e noiseless manner creeps out to the door of , bis cell and scrutinizes tbe liall,or as much ■ A of it a* ran be Seen through the door, and J j meat it ff intent upon satisfying himself ] c that oo one is In the vicinity. lie then t r prveeeds to take a cotton shirt and fills 1 the body of -it with tbe covering of the 1 bed, also stuffing the arms full. He then « places this in one corner on a chair, and ' puts upon a top of it a hat. Having ay- t a tanged this to suit him. the somnambulist J ' place where a broom is ki-p! and grasps il ! ' j a- if a gun, creeps with, cat -like tread 1 t upon tlic figure in thv chair. This ma- ' * , "rlc^pcr" apparently acting ar if be was j t picking his way^lhpiugh brush or low | - timber. Having arrived al a point from j « . which a good view can lie commanded he j 1 j 1 c mliy and deliberately raises the broom at < j i right angle to bis shoulder. After taking ' J i a long aim he govs through the same mo. ] , . I lion that one woald in firing a gun. He | ■ \ j then approaches the chair, pirke up the I , cuni-r of the cell, lie then pcsjlowg ! J ( ] of digging with his hands. Having dug j " ( | unUl the hole ialargc enough, he places i | ' tbe stuffed sliirt in il, and carefully covers j I it up, stamping the floor of the cell as if " be wiu^prewitig down uneven group J. j I I Ho then scatters over it an armful bkj | leaves, which be goes through the process j j ot gathering from the different portions of j | The work concluded to bis satisfaction, | the sleep-walker concrals the broom under] j bis led as if biding a gun. lie fbcft-1 ; washes bis bands, examines his clothes ; | ctrefuUy, as if to bec if be bu any blood | upon thctn, and resorts agiin to his couch ; lo sleep quietly until morning. Tito | j prisoner, when informed of Yliis strange | freak In his waking momenta, denies all , J An Atlanta, Ga., sight the other day I was a cart drawn by a team of tame alii- I K Mrs. Titrates Psj^e.-tETtridc of a | • Mm.- *-. W. Va. . clergyman, is only ll P years old. > A shower of small pebbles that contin- I - iie-f fifteen inluulcs fell in Walscka, 111., I • recently. | A resident of Kirkmansvlllc, Ky., is k i ronstn to hisown children, having married I . hit aunt. He it uncle also to bis brolbqr I ' and sisters and cousins, and brolher-in- I > law to bis father and mother. i "To the first widow of Lincoln who | shall secure a husband after my death, E • 1 bequeath (200." was a provision in the I i will of a Nebraska widow. Just 40 min- I , utis after Ibis became known the claiui- I : qpt appeared. Over the grave of a Springfield. Mass., | man in the old Methodist grounds, who ; died from Ibffjkick of a horse. Is the fob 1 lowing quaint epitaph cut in cold, mar- j [ Fur the Grst of nature atld l^e nurrL" £ , Green pippins and golden rnsaeu grow . on the same bough at an apple tree in ifte I | garden of Ilnston Miller. Hardinsbjj|te J I Ky. Some ol the apples are onc-halfpipi I pin and the other half nurd. The pippins, being the largest, cup over Ibe rus- ( sets, giving, tbe fruit the appearance of | great acorns. . ' J A yckr ago Miki* Welch had (500,000, c but-lo day be finds himself a beggar and ' in jail in_ Deuvcr. lie lost the greater j j part of bis money in specnlstion, and j c finally stalled two restaurants. Business fell 'away, and about a year ago be found ' a himself ruined. Then he went to J>en- J ver, and bu since fallen lower and lower, ; E until'lie is now a drunkard Bnd a tramp. ] In Homer Bronaon's garden, io Water- i j bury. Conn-, wu buried the arm be lost I e last June. He complained that the arm j felt tired and cramped, but be experienced instant relief wben, without bis know! r ledge, tbe arm w.sexhmned and rrinterl , red in a differenrp »!tiim. Three limes "j I the revered limb has I urn moved to give j I Fear Not . All kidney and urinary complaints, m- ^ f . An optimist is a man who would swear J ^ Many wonder bow Parker's ^Ginger j I Qetallj on evtry efiessnl orgsa. I • Those are tbe most hoooralilc who arc " ^ Hit most useful. I Catarrb of trie madder. Slinging, smarting, irritation of the | ' c urinarj- passage", diseased ditcharges, 1 • cured by Bochnpubia. (1. at druggists. : ■ k Prepaid by express, (1.25. 6 for (5. E. I t S. Wmus, Jersey Gty, N. J. d Full blown roses are not Esthetic. Tbey I must be aU bod. d] Mrs. Chu BrnUbT of Jtoea, Ohio. : ! *j bat carter-. UtilrLi rrl-JIs aid m« m-ws (aod j (

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