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The highway to aoccraa it eery olira a . tow-way. i Ah. mf. I never before realized how ' homely I an. aayt Mr* Langtry. It b rather better on tbe whole to make a purautl <ff law than to let the law make ' a pnraait of voo .—Tbe-jadge. ' Strange a* it may appear, no ope turned ' ' op at Philadelphia 'during the Peon celebration who remembered William. — Cm. fiat. A'iffkL When a ni u geti ao lazy that eurva. tlan luelf wool drier him to work, you will anally fiod him running lor office no a labor reform ticket.— Baxirye different aln anaca from wbicfa yon may ' cbooac. One of them contains tbe most J .MMWhshll oiie contain! anorr j good wealhrr." — rUtftnge Blatter. An Iowa youth wre hi a awcetheart 1 fire leUere a day for fifteen week a. At bat account* she was unconscious, but • the physicians thought she would recover, i although he constitution would neeer be j as robust as formerly. — A'err. Herald. A Western Judge hat decided that a ' husband is responsible for what hb wife 1 says. So wonder the yoong men of to. j day hesitate about assuming tbe reaponsi. , Millies of married life.— LtneeU Citurn. A warming-pan engraved with sunflowers has been boogfat at auction by a ' Preach duke. A man will purchase at a round price at auction, what be wouldn't 1 aooept as a gift under other drcnmstanrrw, -•Boston Post Fire amateur hunters fired at a rabbit and then fought aaragely to decide who i hit the bear!, and when Ibey came to ex- ' amine It, fond it must hare died of | fright, as there were no marks of shot on It— Boston Post. A Port Wayne man waa sent to put f woman fell in lore with him, and that night they eloped. Married men should , always pot down their own carpets, as t they might thereby win tbe affections of ■ their wire*— Rinytaiapton Republican. ' "Do you pretefld to bare as good a judgment ne 1 barer" eiclalmi-1 an en- c raged wife to her husband. "Well, no," he replied slowly, "our choice of partners , It* life shows that my Judgment !• not to r be compared with your* Waif. tanaous photrgraphy. By the aid of this J process It It possible to obtain a picture of yontscdf and .girl in the act of being thrown over" a Mom wall by a runaway horse. Tbb picture can be placed on the tuantlepiere in a maroon re! ret frame aa a < warning u. yunng men to never IK go the reins with both hands. A Newark clergyman informed hb people that be intended to go on a mission to the heathen. A number of the membrra wailed for the paator, and expressed their falu, asking him where be was going, and ' how long they would be deprired of hb mlnbtrati mi. lie said to them : "My good friends, deal be alarmed. I'm not going out of town." < Country woman (to parson who bad callen to aak why Johnny, tbe eidrat, had , not been to school lately )-"Wby, he was thirtoto years old bat week, sir! I'm sore be'ra had school enough. He must know a'moat everything nowt" Parson— "Thirteen. Mr* Kapper. Why, that's nothing, I didn't finish my education till I was three-and-twenty !" Country wnman"Iior, air ! You doot mean to say you srere ancha 'thickhead' aa that:"— Pa net. I A boy was observed the other day riding n weary-looking bay nag and shivering like unto one who bat been stricken ' with the ague. A man who happened to aotioe hb frigid appearanoc asked him why ha didn't get off and balk to warm himself up. "I wooM," replied the jrouthf n! diplomatist, "but it'a a borrowed s bore*" It look the pedestrian seven G miautea, by tbe nearest tbermomrter, to t comprehend the boy's answer, but he finally decided that it waa a pure case of " human nature.— fit. IjOUu Hornet. People will be fooliah probably to the end of rim* They wUl eouUnue to go to their broker for advice aa to what haying ; to tbe doctor to learn whether Ibey are tick or welt to the clergyman. tamcta ; to the bwytr to decile for f money what they oouid easily decide for £ tbemarlree without tuouey and srltbonl r price. However, It ahlfta the responsibili'.y f la each cms and everybody b willing to , pay to whomsoever will assume reapon- t sibilllirs for him-T-BaMen Tronarrfpf. A Iksrdcr stem of New Tort's big botrt. diaeuverad a Mg lank of water up | in the garret and bad's nice swim in it s ererv day lev. atri At the rod of I the! time be let two other gueata into tbe • secret, arid they at once real i tod that be ■ bad been swimming In the water that he, ' tbey and ail the other gaetu bad here drinking. And Ibey nearly exploded | with wiath and he was Itightfully disgut- I tad with himself. Tbe landlord flazed I round like a madman, trying to keep tbe story suppccaaod. but it leaked ouracxiog I the gueata, and the way things hare hum- I ^.^^S^suPaM*"* * e*B" A nan Who WW lure a l orn* | peri up to tbe railresd ticket office tbe other day and inquired iJkt*** 001 10 NeW "2y drop caOae regular fair to Wash"!2L. "Anything off on tiekeu to Buffalo r "Dgpt think ao. Which way are you there "is a cat on rate* Don't make any '"There b no tan m any directress "Vasywetk I'll -ukattm there*. ftp j is no great harry, and».f the rakuad. tzasgpu" Whan Hops nrefil-fiSjs^ lb. aa now j

tvtlnsai J Ooagh.1* Of 8<aaer<rue. Mass.. . mja: la Ike tan or :»?; I was takeu wu^bleedtac of the iBBga fallowed by a aerere eouc* 1 my b~l. la tars I wi- aitamiei tn it- HoroiiAL I lomy anrjewe.lj ooramreowflo fori better. aad la-day I feel bet- 1 ter tkaa foe fhree yean pa.: "I write tale fiapfaw eve^ oo« amwred wua [ dlseaaeri Inofa will raka Dr. "William Hall". tUl- 1 cored, leaa parill.cl; rey It baa done mo:e j goodthab all the otter mwtWBe l here taken There ia ia New York a' "Hawthorne , I lancing Chrb. " The orxt thing in order will be a "Keaia Atbelelic Aaioclalion." A Vexed nergymaa. Ertn the patience of Job would be- . poanble for klai to be btarj. Ye . how very cough, and col-la. Trial Haulm given away at Heard ou tbe railroad: "Coudnctor, do you know wlio that gentleman la?" "Oh, 1 he's nobody, he pays fare." Quinine Baperacdrd. Bator H a aaaraatas or tu merit. It. rettcarT 1. n. A. Keane ly aa-l Mao y A Meerty, Tape May City. dif"Tliere la no plat* like Chicago," says paper of that great dry. In this world there isn't. Wtli.t Women nhonld Vac. Dyspepsia, weak hack, despondency Parser's Glng-r Tons- met-, me reel like a Politics ia one of the roost plurally singular words in tbe English Unguagr Forbid intoxicating noriruma and use ' Diner Tonic la your tunny. Thu.teaod brain food. an t aiding ail Ibe rttal raotilora When a powder magazine hi iwa up it we suppose, be called flash literature. I Premature grayncaa avoided by us ng Parker's Ilali Halaam. duuagnuhed tor lis <?. 3?rirVs Storr. pKOFIT OR NO PROFIT FOR PAINTS, °o?l* and glas* dm and ouh"' OILS AND GLASS. OILS AND GLASS. N. C.~PRICE, Practical Olats Cutter. 87 Perry Street, WHOLESALE AND VKTA1L STOKE. DRY GOODS and GROCERIES. FEED STORE, g a. r» Pmrry Btrret. Corn, Oats, Hay, Bran, Mill Feed WOOD YARD, WOOD Ct*r AND SI 'LIT. CEDAR PtMTa of ' <f*2e?£oi7m iml'K nwif* Am""*1 in Is.'- O. PRICE. (foal, Wood, limt. rtr. lOAL AND WOOD. A COAL AND WOOD TABD PCHBLLXNIiER! hANDINOr~» ss ^ss.gasr-^",,u'B~ - EGG: STOVE AND CHE8TBUT wna a moataai aopply or ' PINE. OA K AND niCKOBT WOOD. ' BTTBKOOKD. atH-U- AAEON 8CHELLENGEK. to consumptives. TbaadTcnmer.haytaabeenpenaaDea ly cared (tie- of cb«e)'w8»0Ibe dtreSSnTSr prepartiic an^c.iny lb- same, whirl Ibey win S^-CTaar" 1 nl-y is. Pros St., wuuamasargv K. T. , REST I^H w*wmren2f" IbS!*1 m"1 Catarrh Qys^ii Balm XC-reaaliyri-aiiae. , S«l»t2jS^W«re? SSa- KLTg-CKKAM BALM CO., tmrt N T How Lost, How Restored: y j pmmm;

?onts, eu. GO TO THE PHILADELPHIA Cheap Boot and Shoe Store, t waere yau win lad tbs largret and moat complete aaaortueugia ah Grades, V^idths and Styles, I Of (MM* Imam*, maroa- Boys' and CkUdreua FINE BOOTS AND SHOES, , SUITABLE POg PALL AND WINTER SRAtOS. And a full Line of Plain and Fancy Slippers. ALSO A FULL LIIVE OF GOBHASIERk. ■ zzzSLZr.zt. ch™- ^ 1 I. KNOPF, fata* y Oor. Waahingum a Jacksoe Brrreta. Oape May Cdy. N. J. ; boots and' shoes! Largest and Mom Complete Stock of Good, Cheap Boma aad Shoes la caps bay CoSTYLE, QUAUTY AND PRICE CANNOT BE SURPASSED. ONE PRICE ONLY. see era tzao gaiters, albo. a full supplt or , FINE WALL-PAPERS - "hSiire™iie^^taU?c5y.B0*,tiil,"l0ae^ "an and price tamplm before purv-aaalng eUewbere ELDREDGE JOHNSON. n SB WASHINGTON STREET. ; NEW BOQT AND SHOE STORE. WM. H. BENEZET'S HEW AND CENTBAL BOOT & SHOE STORE 11 WSimtn Stmt, Can May City, H. J. With a am-rlam erocS of Baau and Rboee foe Genta'. Indies', Mime.' ind Children's wear. Al touda direct tram the rn.tr rv must style, aaem rnaaumrure rod n.riap nowv «r raa uiwror IVi-Tr WM H.BENEZET. ICE! ICE ! ICE! THE KNICKERBOCKER ICE CO., OF PHILADELPHIA. arT-PLT HOTELS. BRSTAUBABTa AND COTTAGES WITH PURE EASTERN ICE. COAL! COAL! COAL! BBT QUALITY", CAKKPt'U-T PRBPABBD POK FAMILY' US* AMD FULL WBOHT ouAKANrmg D.iT.-y WASHINGTON STBKBT Above OCEAN, CAFE MAT. H. J. NEW CLOTHING STORE NOW OPENED, No. 41 Washington Street, Cape May City, CHARLES NEEDLES. MANAGER. Largest and cheapest .tort la tbe county at Ms1 Mi-Mi Clotls; aid toifc Goods. A Oaaiaateed Mevtng or frma TEN I I TO THIRD" PER CENT, to customer, baying OUR READY-MADE CLOTHING, Call aad price oar goods before golag to Philadelphia or leavlac yoar ordcre etmwhere. as OUR MOTTO-"9MOK BALES AND SMALL PROFITS!" THE PEOPLE'S RELIABLE STORE. No. 43 Washington Street, Cape May City, .-Oft A RLE* NEEDLES, MANAGE* NEW SIDE* INCREASED STOC* FIRST (UP ODrtJS AND CHEAP PRICES JUST RECEIVED, A FULL LINE OF LADIES' COATS la Bearer, On3 arid flFTBtWienle malertah ami MyM. Ocodaof every maertpOea,grro» CW" DR. WARNER'8 CELEBRATED CORALfNE CORSETS, All urder. for gaodanoi m slack will be supplied eaaumere promptly aad lat diyprtoe* Deal M.ywn, 'vrw gSfLEf, a.a^e. Mrs. R. DILLON, Nos. I 8 and 20 WASHINGTON STREET. CAPE MAY CITY. PRT GOODS. NOTION* MIUJNEKT. FEATHER*. FLOWER* WUt* SATIN* VELVET* RIBBON* CRAPES AND VEIQI. FANCT OOP PS. TOTS AND STAT10NEKT. FKMASOLS. GERMANTOWN. SAXONT AND EEPBTR WOOL Wilson & Oo.-'s Library $3 per Year, $1 for Three Months. ; BnttsritfsPalfcns" wile satto aiy Attres, posl paii, njon recapt ol the Prte. ; opiwiNo KEW ! i BLACK SILK PLUSHES DRESS GOODS 1 — *» ! DAILY- ! COIMD SILKS. ; velvets. ! > I HALL'S | I I | 1 26 8nk Secmi Street, | i X 1 PHILADELPHIA. " ^ ; ; SHAWLS, COATS! ; » i gossamers; :Baoi Wearini Silt. :sheetinE, Etc.: | " COLSON & MULFORD. " LUMBER. OFFICE ANB TAKD. i: Front St., 3rd Wharf above Kaighns Ave., I CAMDEN. N. J. AprUlS-y " I ("HAS * FRENCt. CHA* C. KEEVKS FRENCH & REEVES, V. Noe. 18 sad IS Federal Street. r. OAMDEN. **. J. * | DEALERS IN ? GRAIN, FLOUR AND FEED, - ™ ZZZZ Sr^ie^" P-'-d -V. 'N-Tac. ' "'j-'lj •- ; Fertilizer*, Africuttwrsl 1mplem»nt« and Truck Baskets.

.$t#rr«, Sangts, Slaitarr, tftr. THE CHEAPEST PLACE IN CAFff MAV COUMTY TO RUT 0000*11 BEHEZET & BgO.'STBEAHCH STORE, DENNIS CREEK LANDING. OOODS CHEAPER THAN EVER UEPOK* THE PALL AND WINTER SEASON. Large let of Parlor aad Tea-Plate Stnee* Cook Sroeee and Rangee 10 be rold at Philadelphia Pnoe* A large lot of Crockery, China. GUa*. Tin. Wood and W.llow.eare. OUR SETIW OP m«RES A SFBU1ALTT. U PIKCES OF SfOSE CBINA FOR THE LOW PRICE or SAX* CAEPm^CIiBSMjVmm HUG* UARDWAB* STOVES "REPAIRED And made aa good a> new. AlJkindaof Joumagagd Repurtag dooe ar roort aeure. FURNITURE Hh%UI'HOI>TERKD A* good aa dew at abort row. Orders for Foradare reoeired aa-l flPrd el eanr amlee. tn of | Pareal Spring, aad Hair Mauremee ronaxantly im band. Tin Rookng aad Spnatiag I done al Lo.eel Kaiee. * 10 AND ^ CENT OOCSSEES LOADED WITH NOVELTIES. roo am " J. 6. HAND & CO.. "1205 Market Street, Philadelphia, j FURNITURE. BEDDING. UPHOLSTERING. ! Our eyelem of doing bulneaa te out thai pl-ame I he people. We mark the prto - of reel, end you. dor prlo-a ere low foe She qaelny nf gool*. end she wsre-rv.ni. are debt earl centrally J. C. HAND & CO.; TWELVE HUNDRED AND FIVE MARKET STREET. PHILADELPHIA. , ~m cape may point ' jftll LUMBER YARD. . Building Lumber of all kinds in Quantities to Suit Customers. I UAVE A FULL STOCK OF ' FRAME TIMBER SIEATEIG BOARDS, SHINGLES, FLOORING BOARDS, LATHS. Ac. Sash, Doors, Blinds & Mouldings firdera MtZt BdreSge* d oaaaoWs 'afore, Nm'u Wulnwa itiZrt. Cape May City, will 'rtc^rr m'hS:y"lm^m WESLEY G. HUGHES, CAPE MAY FIRE Insurance Agency J. «. EDMUNDS, NO. 38 WASHINGTON STREET, CAPE MAY CITY. Olroi CUyeftilpI Ma^firn'o^thrre ead'orfySraat LOWEST *c2SyTSuSSnrotowa.O>iil DOLLA Routae HUNDRED lor a penodol Ira yean Anlznaea^ roY^ldm Ll through ihU ageary PROMPTLY and SATISFACTORILY ADJUSTED. April le, "ae-y VJM. C. SCUDDER & CO.. Planing Mill, Sash Factory & Lumber Yards MANUFACTURERS OP SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, SHUTTERS, WINDOW FRAMES, MOULDINGS, Brackets. Hot-Bed Sash. Scroll Work Turnings. Etc., Etc.. BUILDING LUMBER Of which a Large Stock is Constantly on Hand, Under Cover, Well Seasoned, and SOLD AT LOWEST MARKET RATES. Front and Federal si Cnniden, IV. .X. ApfW.' MARBLEIZED : SLATE mantles Excel Marb e in Beauty, Cheapness and Durability. W. A. FREN CH & CO., THIRD AND VINE STS. CAMDEN, N. J. »pi"m , taylor bros,. [ CAMDEN, N. J., WHOLESALE AGENCY OF THE FAMOUS SOUTH BEND (im PLOWS. TAYLOR BROS.. Front mi (1 Market Htrecfj*, Camden, Me J. J ' — EET.A.LMIMII^g-^ /p|lpTrTf azv.j.Lfowin, S^^^narol^^^hiV^BLDDD.^^^aSli^iZud v^aa inrero. ** •mfusnmw.H' ... s HEsicanEoa, utian, nucn^ ,

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m LONG 1111) SHORT I 1 Of the ston'. as told by our cut , of this- week, is I hat we ate fully { prepared to meet every- exigency occasioned by odd-sized people, and ha\e in slock Clothing to fit the Fat as well as the Lean man. I A. C. YATES k CO. . L^dter BmBlncMat A 6Sh S:ratL « Buitdinp WatrrUt. CFtr. JIHEXnAn B-SCHEU.ENGER'S : LUMBER YARD «».««• PIJ1KTEBING I.ATTi. FLOORING. FRAME STI'FP. PICKFTS. fW ORDERS PROMPTLY PIIXED octia-ly J. B. ScnEIXENGKj# -p-ARPyARE. . S I I I . AND BRACKETS | I HOT-BED SASH. j PUMPS. PUMPS. PUMPS, j SareHpre-laTu A°r?i fung^Rlarii. lilBgvr* and ] SLATE MAf^TEL SHELVES. ' H^KTPItKDERICK*^ fttarblf itard. 0APE MAT CITY MARBLE WORKS, _ S. I .1 7 -• I. MONUMENTS. TOMBHlfjNE* STEPPING i I, A- ri. amd. Ma^Snre or srro. P..: I mnu. ' T- ENTRIKIn" 1 TT&TgBALCAV PARKER'S i i i GINGER TONIC * Iqiiail aad Orange (ariarer. z H jro^mu a wwlwrir re Growr. ran, ma wtd. 1 - Aaf ttHM aak tamt Caagk Cart Crer Ortd. | 5 em MF toTOL Any JUVWcr Ar*r m pu-

SilltmU Itwitltlt. -^y-EST JERSEY RAlLBOAr TIME TABLE W EFFECT OCT. M. 1»>* Train, wib Ware Cape May M tallowa Iwv philadelphia : 7.1 0 fua f* V.' i**' crea«£l*li "all > 3 in ' ■ M°-E«nre~. «n Nuad.y on 1.1. •• ,oU nr— at Pbnadrlpbia are r. a. PROM PHILADELPHIA. _ Trel-jlroretre^l*M.^n*^^.w-are " Wfdirat. QUINIME SUBSTIIUTE.

flwsiffi The Only 25 Cent AGUE REMEDY IN THE WORLD. And nil MALARIAL DISEASES. it all mirri a rr tao. cc. m as. CJNDA; ri iK t c.'..112 Whiit Slrtal. N.T.SEIDL'TINE POWDERS, »sjVf.i?fi"ia 1311 H L:l: ^ anlly. u Cures Con«ll|>utH U. RT91 riles Biliouaness, Reailarhe, Hcarlhurn, Ac. AH Drnggiata. t t Vj mail. 25c. p« box. DUNHAS i ICiC P. CO.. 113 IThilo Et.. "■ \mma^ 1 1 A7l * "*'• l-»u« Cure for aU Xhl^rrTt t.o l riuary Organ* Cartain Cure ia right dare. Ko oUwr uedidue can do tbi* Tha brel mrelicina ia tbe chrapecL Beexre of dnngrroua imitation* All Orupgiri* or by malt. 75m andfl.Wperbox. Wntafbr Szcubr. DUXDA3 DICK & CO.. 11» White Street. Kear York. _____ luuwdr relwred by lb. me yQjJj of MACaiCEE* MATZCO Dmgri- - — - — « "TO (yDDgDaa DICE A CO.. MT( Cb_ TUTT'S 3PECT0RANT emuam^Uni. nu dwaSreoemtT wfiu drea l.k- It rvwdllr. Tcr Crwap It U . lavalaaU. aad riuwld be lw erery timily. tli'ft'f pTlls ACT DIBECTLY'orTHnTyER: F^roaITta^^U^«a*~irrou do uet' -frel •arwRin re* tbtt* nAfiiu'reti-**' DSiBUTTS DISPENSARY.^ xo UNO 'mcii : 'i '. • - -yaw-er arolTOV . &fgis.g£irS'ig^ gOI-DIEIis for°nghi'tn tbc'r* own l.K-.lmv.. ad* on, oaa da tM welj wovri^Dum^b- Man. Ti^ ^.l ERRORS OF YOUTH. miioii mimmM