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man. u b • fr.Tt the bojr a* little dried up , lemon. el out a. big aa . prune, and told him he waa » terror. "wtat la the metier ; with your eye winkent nod your heir! . "O. thunder, didnl pe tell you eboui the nomet exploding end burning ue ell 7 SSHrs - »S5S^w:3£ ; end I beerdpe tell the hired etrl lo weke 1 him end me up when ehe got up to eel ■ foe about It. but ate ha« got more Rood, ] ■ ssnigi'agajs'ift ; her went In hu* me. 11 I em abuaert. end " aei-ans mi ,nkW 'n» .in.1 ciii r"r> j wbrn no ooe are. her bat Ood. lull pa , "Well, when I heerd pe tell the hired ' u" i £y « r^j-iSrSs ety rocket jun ei pe nnd me got to look- , ing et I lie cmteh. I didn't know tbel e £> rocket would kick tack, did yta? BiKStfStSSirs^E ; i window. They bed their night ehlrle on 8K-S553-S' EISS&SiKte: bright e» day. See the un of it. Now ■ that te worth getting op to nee.' SHSS . etrt e bEralt oSof'hlm, end the Are end epnrfc. Juet poured down in hie. heir coming to en end, end the window can* . down <« bli beck, end be began to elng. t 'Earth'a bat e down drear, Hcnren U my ' 'Tirw he wee caught In the window, . nnd went down a tain to pot out the flre - ou hit night ebirt, end put up the window to let 1.1m in, end be mid: 'My boy, your EriffSHS'Si.'ss 1 better put on hie pent! l( be wu going anywhere that there would be liable to be laifiea preeent, and when te got hi. bead In ma told bin. the world waa not coming to an end. but nomebody Itnd teen wiling .eK . pe feeling under the bed for the bedaiat I got up atelra pretty prertooa now don't you forget it, and mi put cold clean, ou where the aparki burnt pe l abirt. and 1 aaaid another day wouldn't pern orer bead before te had roc In the reform ■ ' win, it I go to the reform wl.o.i, . sSegssasfcss marts: srwk&S . ajSuss,rt s lis , Vtobsy went out, ocratchlng the pieoc where hlo eye-winkeri were, and tteu Hie grocery man knew what it waa that mrrayasxtt" ; A few weeka ago a Detroit aaiooo-keep er got bold of the fact that a certain cua- a ticket, and (at the night of the drawing the wdooowo. filled wUh a crowd to en&s zz ^ hour for hi. beer, and while drinking - "^Weil. Iaho boWaeoupie of Uckeu, [ and a friend of mine in Chicago baa tele- r "tafa.ee the telegram!" S .jgsttftE'srsiS ; **"1 teid that Tcry ticket;" gaaped tbo ' dliaea aa be produced hia wallet. tlnegreliiliUocia were in order, and ou- , ly a hint waa needed^tobrtag an oris tot i anted a Kb to" »™2 a? S*»u m« ' ''•'^Ler-too excited ,0 make ' learned that tte debtor waa in Colorado. Jo* bow much te made out of the joke cant be figured until te guU orer kickBg hUtedL — Detroit Frio Frio. ^ ThliU Ibe aeaaoc when Ite PS'" rffr fib

ggg55fi£a: •fip in my tert^iay.'while cant and f «snMwsrjr*.S5a 1 roaoh of this ormreaaionate Chriaamaa ita'aeaaon t^^dlWiTJ^u*. I '«*' and If there can be children wailing on their lore, with phat aaguiab and dumpiaiinlni.1 mnrl -(bay aaa ouly the cruel kocTwtere they had aaked for bread 1 ®R|§£=~ Whan t^nref^^^ w now WSS5, the new family to the next Hock. miM« Ban Balaam. dutrngulatel far ' in | dmummaaapertxhi. ;

lam* altar aair* fiwCaf". Rnwt Korea, Ulaan ita ratal twhr QapaM laaa maawavum? plteii. *57 Bnmrw Cuaur 8«f.rt. A «tl oOot. are enuwtarfca. Prvettrta. •i>^Tr^r-wi»i>Sir«naa»ci^eTiMal«Sj^ | Pa Morru Urn Pteairelka teat caikar- j When a man ro.nrMn at two. o'clock | In tte morning, and throfcrbU alfc hut on | [ ttere. and the rear of hia cintbea all I ' key1 on the taTdiwn'oo the j I Writlnedeak. and tenia an rernin^paper j 1 der hia- feet. then. oh. Ibno. H la aafe to 1 1 wager that te haa ap-nt eight dot Ian try- [ Ing to win a Ch rial mat lorkry worth two dollan, and that be faaajwriieipated 1 in rarioul celehrationa or triumph with , tte winnera.— Puck Quinine auperarded. tfklte'i. a?l€w»n.-» of It. merit. IlaeBcaerte aa waateeful a> In reeapneaa. tie. pre box. . II- k. KenaeOy anil Marry a Meeray. Cape May A German who only left the old coun- . try about a year ago, but baa become I eery much American lied, apeak Ing oothj Inc but had Enrliah. recently remarked. aa be bought pome arbool booka. that all Li. bora namea commenced with 8. hence : that an their b>*a and dothea were . marked with tliat ooe letter. "I anppoae your boy*' namea are Sam. Simon, Solo- , or pome Poch name?" "No; my poya . namrp are pegin mit anS; Shon, Shim. ; Stake and Sherry.' "-Trvu SifUmgt. t All perpooa auffering from Coughw r Co'eU. Anama. Bronemn, tore ..r Vone. or any I Trial beetle of Dr. Kunr'eNVw inaeorery Tor Coa- ; acmptlOB, Are at e*arpr. wkleb will oonTUape - regular Coltar-aize rextlr will da. Call early. (I) ' Ooe of our aodety young lad lea wu ! down at the market yraterday. when ber ! attention waa directed to mw Cbriatmaa 1 tree*. Wten abe was told that one of 1 them wu a fir tree, ate, exclaimed, "Oh. . Theodore ! now do you really mean that ' my aacque grew on a tree like that? How 1 ridiculoaa 1" Tteoaore I thought it waa 1 ridiculoua. loo. bat te didn't my no.— | Bet fm Transcript. _ a Dyppepria. weak luck, deapond-mcy I but Parkeria Ginger Took- mixm me reel like a ' Iwtug. * anal remedy. Kerry pom a n I It la estimated thai tte ooal supply In > China will only last 4200 years, and deal1 era are already preparing to put up prices. ; —Chicago Ckak. rarXrrt Olng-r Tool, ufyour family. Tbi« d.50. it. yrirr's ^lorf. jq- C. PRICES' 8TOHES. so. n t'Eimv bt.( car* mat crrr, DEY GOODS 1M HOTIOKS, ; (nut. TAsmnmn. a lam >ud pittt. KO. U PKHBT KTREKT. FEED STORE, CuKS. OATS. DAY. HKAS AND MILL mil. WOOD YARD. N. B. — Apr.M l..t Ull 'S.-'.- parrmrul.. ml, Wood. limr. rlr. — ^^TU^autiaealbei b^^tesTe t^ferabn htreda A OOAL AND WOOD YARD tfCUKLLCtOKKV LANDINU, K^ho5?sassr'"oc,wi'r,k* TO CONSUMPTIVES. W? (D»« 5U«hSgr)Cw5»°tte dllioWMUfm grrpanax and^ustug tbr same. vUok, Arm'" JKI^S

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jjntr, jWnn. err. go to the philadelphia : Cheap Boot and Shoe Store, waawe yun will and Me lacgaw and maaa eamptesa aaaonaaeapa all Grades, Widths and Styles, ■PINE BOOTS AND SHOES, A And a full Una of Plain and Fancy Slippars. 0 ALSO A FDLL LINK OF GOSSAMERS. I. KNOPF. I rebm-y Cer. WaUlu«sea A JactaueSEreeu. Cap. May Cuy. N. J. | BOOTS AND' SHOES! ■ STYLE, QUALITY AND PRICE CANNOT BE SURPASSED. : OISTE PRICE ONLY. ; fine "wall-p ape rs • auBable lor OecmgMtoul er Buardlag-houee. Call end prior aumptau belore puruaaalux aleewbere ■ ELDREDGE JOHNSON. [ rs OB WASHINGTON STREET. ' NEW BOOT AND SHOE STORE. WM. H. BENEZET'S ; KIT AND CENTRAL -^^,B00T 4 SHOE STORS il TBliEfln Street, ^|j|^ Cane May City, S. J. . api-tf w WM. H. BENEZET. . ; ice! ice! ice! THE KNICKERBOCKER ICE CO., i OF PHILADELPHIA. i atjpPLT hotkia hbstackakto and coitagbi m itu pure eastern ice. J ALSO WITH coal! ; coal! coal!| = BEST QL'AUTT. C AltKPt'Ll.Y PBgPABBD POR FAMILY CSB. AND PULL s 1 wbiout ouARAKrasD; ■ pora-y WABHINOTON STBEBT Abore OCBAN.CAPK MAY. N.J. | ' new clothing store: NOW OPENED. No. 41 Washington Street, Cape May City, j CHAKLBS NEEDLES. MANAGE!!. Ms' Mr-Iaii (MiK ii Furilii H. , OUR READY-MADE CLOTHING, "j* OUR MOTTO— "QUICK 8ALE8 AMD SMALL PROFITS!" THE PEOPLE'STELIABLE STORE. 1 ■ No. 43 Washington Street, Cape May City. -r.i-isr i *. — ■, |< NEW ETOBE, INCREASED BTOCE. PI BIT CLASS GOODS AND CHEAP PRICES. . 1 «HI8T RECEIVED, A FU|^Ej^-®F LAD,ES' COATS ; DR. WARNER'S CELEBRATED CORALINE CORSETS. 1 All order, tor P£££ ! Miyuam ^ chahlfs xr.Eni.Ks. »u.m Mrs. R. DILLON, No*. I 8 and^ 0 WA8HINCTON STREET. CAPE MAY CITY. ' DET GOODS NOTIONS. M1LUNEKT. ntATUMtS FLOWERS. SILKS. SATINS. VELVETS. RIBBONS. CRAPES AND VEILS. FANCY GOODS. TOYS ARB STATIONERY. LADIES' GOSSAMERS, MEN'S OIL CLOTH SUITS. UMBRELLAS. AND PARASOLS. GERMAN TOWN, SAXONT AND EEPHYR WOOL ! Wilson & Co, 'a Library S3 per Year. SI for Three Months. • BiUiikn nAa wffl te RatliaiT ML manciit d ObMk. yuu come to CapeJIay, can la aad Mare yoar Lugzafu. We will lake car. o( B wttteut j

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B.F.OOLBON. A L.MULPORD C0LS0N & MULF0RD, liTmber. OFFICE AhfD YAWP. Front St.. 3rd Wharf above Kaighns Ave., camden. n. j. ap'i'is-r CHAN. K. FRENCH. ' CBAS. C. REEVES FRENCH & REEVES, Noe. 18 and 18 Federal Street. CAMDEN. J. GRAIN, -FLOUR AND FEED, ; M c-arertoPaW Flour. MUll-red, tern Dn« B~r. RoU. Uuurea aad rm. baX. Hay and tsr»» '■y ike B.1.-W Rnadta. Axtr Powd.r.i.Mt.Ae. 'MH : Fertilizer*, Agricultural Implemteit* and Truck Backet*.

Stores, Kaopfs, linorf, £tr. THE CHEAPEST PLACE IN CAFE ■AYiOOUNTT TO BUT DOOM IS BEHEZET & BRG.'SrBRAHCH BIORE, DENNIS CREEK LANDING. OOODS CHEAPER THAN KVEB BEFORE THE PALL AND WINTER SEASON. Urge W ortaw .nd^^Pter^rea, ^Ceeg wJ^TadV U)OT'wmt*ll,4rtP* " la rata euwytklaa fur aaeeamtu keaaaAawdHr^mrat tut as aw plauu at wiew waiea eery STOVES ICE PAIRED FURNITURE I£ E- 1 ' lrilOIXTEII KD '""paseut spnar. aad Hair Maun-m-. r-.o-uriiy^ne , aand. . Ttn ReoSag and (tRnuuaa t. » AND « CENT IXll'NTERH I /JADED WITH NOVELTIES. ue-Xm j. hand & co., j 1205 Market Street, Philadelphia. | FURNITURE. BEDDING. UPHOLSTERING. , J. C. HAND & CO., TWELVE HUNDRED AND FIVE MARKET STREET. PHILADELPHIA. CAl'E MAY POINT ijllg LUMBER YARD. Building Lumber of all kinds in Quantities to Suit Customers FRAME TIBER, IEATHING BOABDS, SHINGLES, FLOORING BOARDS, LATHS. Ac. Sash, Doors, Blinds & Mouldings 8B!a!9B«flSa<£sssaS%u o». »«.. : E3tjUmkm' WESLEY G. HUGHE8, CAPE MAY FIRE Insurance Aoengy^ J. H. EDMUNDS, NO. 38 WASHINGTON STREET. CAPEh^YCITY. j All 1/wea on Pol let e. tmord mrougt tau agency PROMPTLY and SATISFACTORILY ADI JUSTED. April 10, •ao-y

V/M. C. SCUDDER & SON, Planing Mill, Sash Factory $ Lumber Yards MANUFACTURERS OK . ^ I SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, SHUTTERS, ; WINDOW FRAMES, MOULDINGS, i Brackets. Hot-Bed Sash. Scroll Work Turnings. Etc., Etc., I ' nmmn— jBUILDING LUMBER ' Of which a Large Stock is Constantly on Hand, Under Cover, Well Seasoned, and SOLD AT LOWEST MARKET RATES. Front it ixl Fcdwrol Streota, Camden, NApntn.*n.j MAEBLBIZED SLATE MANTLES Excel Marb'e in Beauty, Cheapness and Durability. 0RKA1EHTAL (TRHAMEHTAL PLASTER PLASTER WORKS. SMM| WORKS- 1 Quality Unaqunll e QualUy Uaegnallud. W. FREN CH & CO., THIRD AND VINE STS. CAMDEN, N.J. »p>54m , TAYLOR BROS,. CAMDEN, N. J., j wholesale agency of the famous south bend chilled plows. AJao dealers In an unda of Agricultural Implrewma. Irrn Age Cufu mar. Bent Bee and Cure Queerer AUaobmew. MUNAMa needs of all Hod., l-eruvoui Guam.. Mapea'Kbmlal Maaune TAYLOR BROS.. Front nnd Market Ntreetab Camdcb, IV". J. Tbe Laegere Mssmani. RnltangtaBanmjwuey.— : Ajwiuae^' f ________________ .... . Jj-r,.,' «OT.;.L.Tomm." fsintniuD; L I i

Clatkiag. t ! TBI LOSG AND SHORT ' ( Of the story, as told by our cut , of this week, is that we are fully . ! prepared to meet every exigency ! occasioned by odd-sized people. ; and have in stock Clothing to fit the Fat as. well as the Lean man. i r VKTrc s, m A. L. i A i Lb 6; LU. WfBT BniltoE CtetBGt A fitt Stress riiiutiEn tUA ; ^ttUding Watrrul. tftc. JKREM1AJ1 B. SCJTELLESO ER > . LUMBER YARD WO.OOC PLARTKRIMG LATH. FLOORIKO. FRAME BTUFF. PtCKETH. tW-OKDEKS PROMPTLY FILLED oealt-ly T a BI1HELLEX G EE. JJARDWARE. Mob. i» ami tn federal irr_ ^=.^^=SASIL DOOKb. HUltn f | e HITTER A MOULDIRO t SCROLL SAWlXGh, HOT-BED SASH. HARD RAILS. MEWKL POSTS. BALl NTERs ; Wake of ev ery dewtkiptius. PUMPS. PUMP8. PUMPS. ^ SLATE MANTEL SHELVES. Vobe!' T."."|te*Za BrijaauJmdJlJ^^ w s I r. "ZlA, J iBirMr ^arc. QAPE MAT CITY MARBLE WORKS, " i MONUMENTS, TUM RffToNES. ST8PPING And all tuda of Martfe»dinaj ^jnEnc" ' j I H , PARKER'S t GINGERTONIC A tafwtalle* SoM nteltenia latatr. j ] aEMaSSssssfisS I sSSagS-eSSg - sdsissssnsai&i - gtefctafntalnmtC^ewtCwrteta. I I eu rewy brew -ASS, JiHiMiai dutas lu |u - ;

giUrsU Ibu-dtll. yyvr JKRgRY RAXUPAT TIME TABLE LB EFFECT OCT. •«. raw. PHILADELPHIA : 7.10 w '53SS 3.30 " FROM PHIte. DELPHI A SSregfaw;- j.jkweyi,. Mrdtral. ! " ' QUrNINE UiBSTiiUTL The Only 25 Cent AGUE REMEDY IN THE WORLD. CURES " And all RALARLU, IILSLA. u.,. L'32^ss^2s^SSi ^ AT JZL KTKZTS. a *T IXL. Ca. 73 KZ. DilEDA; Cl-K i C '..llTWtfi^Cbft. H.T. seidlitine rewolk'. iijZhiiLMa 1-311 B ' T'est;-a|dsl.-I.S«l Yitffll'lV I i tt&s&am •ally. .Cure. C«»tlp.tl"-. LffN Fllra, BiUMsam, Hrodteke, Heart bum, Ac. AU Dreggima. nr by maii 21c. per box. DCSHAS 1 U K .2 C I.. 112 White 6t . K. V f7»^jr771Capsulets. I IIIIHI I fllTbeaafeetniid muet ' llA? n*'" Cure for all l':~ — v! ~ t "mary Oigm. Certain Cure in eight day*, ho other medicine can do Uiia. The treat medi2rssasrii!ss£?5 stE-isfSswa'aTSra While btreret. New Volk. . u.i.rtu -—-rrnrnaoo; tutts "ttectoraht ACT^PRECTV^ QWJH liTe° llVIrtZ 1,'lVsVn" si . ToVptd1 {Iteuaal Female IrregMlartttea. flyaahia.*M S'SSrSS^sfi n^-WlUTt FOR TUTTI HAIOAL fRO-liR DSiBUrrs DISPENSARY. yre.'-e^ M: at a *. IU krett, ST. 15T3. 89. eSTKS®.S^3S2S> TOrT.t'jFCTiintjg aiaM8U S'Sf at'ta iSyri P^ji!'*T*° g OLDIE R.S . ; ""nrufm "'u "»■■ reBl auj owiua do , | aba SOU ' T.i '! 77* . u< « ■ ' Time : . ERRORS OF YOUTH. sshwsssb sawi®Ki ascsrjp mwm