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The *enlict of the coroner'* Jury at Tunbridgr Well* on Uw death of a child was: "The child was tuffocatol, bat . there Is do cridesoe to tbow that the aoDocatioc was before or after death." "How loej ought a man to lire?" asks a Virginia paper. (Mir answer would be that a man >hould lire long enough to booorablr pay ail hit debt!, and then die or not. Just us be sees fit.— Lowell CMIt is all right perhaps to pronounce Ere as the am or of our troobies, hut it should "be-iialy eoosidered to her farce that she didn't run around with an auto, graph albu a asking every one to write rerseain U. says: "I ask -no gems of him I lore." Stop right up this way, dear; top floor, srenod door to the right. You're the gal we're bear in search of erer since we Could afford to get married.— If. Y. Vom. vt'rruiL High ainl low dsasica— "Can you cots- ' prebend m ?" "1 am perhaps a liule oh- 1 tuse, but y.-u may be assured that 1 shall get your m suing presently." Low classir — "Can J on catoh on?" "Well, perhaps I don't drop as suddenly u some, hut you tad 111 tumble about as quick as the average." — Hoalnn ,U«rhirr. It was a custom among the American Indians to hum up the wigwam of a deceased brave to querent bis re toll res from ' quarrelling over bis property. In civilised natioDs the property of the dead is banded orcr to the lawyers for similar rrwsoos.— Ktrianfff. A Philadelphia young man kissed bU girl four liupdrrtl and Ibirty-four time* in. sitleof half tabnur. He was a cigarre tie smoker, and Philadelphia girls object to briag kissed by organelle smokers; hence the poor score run up by the young nam -Non. Utrald. The new style posts] card, with a flap over the writing, is soou to go into genercontents of a postal card from being road. Nothing but ^ time lock, or a bur-glar-proof sate will maintain the purity of a postal card. — Peek's Pun. • At loop as aire lived ; "1 don't care wbkl an* body tart." remarked Mrs. Fogg, sranuly; "Mr. Bolus is a good doctor, wnd 1 shall employ him at long as 1 lire." "Very likely," replied Fogg; "1 believe it is the seme with all bis patients. They all employ hitqps long as they livethat is to my, until be gets through with them."— Boston TmxripL Two idd names: "So you have got twigs at your boon ," said Mrs. Itexumbe am. two of them " "Whkt arc you going to call them?" "Thunder and Lightning." ."Why. those are strange names to cail children." "Well, that's what pa called them as soon as be heard tbry were in lire house."—' Texas 8<ftl*f$. A mistake; At a special election held in New Bedford recently, a certain drummer, who was looking for a place to quench his thirst, walked into a ward rnopt and inquired what was going on. He was told on election. "The derll." he said: "1 thought it was a tnr room,', and he l.-ft In disgust, amid the laughter . Of the tiflciala.— Boston < .'Lie. A matter of lime: Time and again, without any gain to himself, Iwwew.ba* .an Anr In tailor. Mr. Pinkner French, dunned Dr. W. H. If bodes. The latter gas been owing the former a tailor's bill for the last four rears. "Doctor. 1 am Instog a great deal of time trying to cob km that bill." ssid French. "You will gel all your lime bark. I am going to pay you in time. "—Texas Si/Uugt. Misplaced sympathy: Clara had been practicing a piree for at least a month, until n am ma declared ahc was perfect. W bra she wit asked toplayfot lht-tvm|«ny son after .of course she had to be pressed a tittle before jriing to the piano, and, of coone. after (Lying her piece, the bad to excuse herself, that the didn't rrwd music very fr-t, and she had never tried it be fore; lot the wasn't a hit pleased when thetle, "So /^perceive. — Boston Troas. A matter or syntax: "Which am de pmpenwt sray to suppress ooc-self; does yer ay: 'We rated at the table,' or, "We has dime ale ml the table?' " asked one Austin darkey of another, they being engaged to a grammatical discussion. As w*1 " »■— . they could not agrry.tbe question irat re- \ i.

f erred to Voele More* for hit decision, which was: "In de case of you two n lex* Us. none of yon am right." "What am de proper way to aay. 'We eated at • fie talde.' I'ocie Hoar?" "I* properesi j way for atob cattle as you two ant to ^ay: \ • We fed aide trofk" - Texas Si/U«g". A gentleman in the town of Bronr, ; apprewched by a vwung girl, who threw her arms around his nark and kissed him. She explained her unseemly conduct by •eying .that a "wise woman" whom the bad consulted told ber that the best way to e! arm away rrefAlot was to kiss !be| first gentleman she met. It Is to now that wbro a young man in BntQa^ws^e a alley and tlimht over a high Umrd frncr; bat It must be mighty rough' rat near- j sigh tod youths.— N'ore. II mid lteer Is B7 cents a gbuu to Mraterey. j Mrxioo. d^flf to the Baker; Cos] is "down" at fill a ton at Winnl- ^ at take Ctiarlr*. La. t-xa&j 85 ctnta a huxhti. Buttar is unite aifll • afifitf in At Marshall Villi . Mo . wcod I *3; a trad; kt Winnipeg it u quoted at »U a aord. (iroraxbora. K. C-. gmrmrobbcte ask filO for erery corpse to tolerably good! It takes fllB to buy one hundred pounds , of Boor la the Briar mining dimriri of | While butler is only *1 rants a poundjft! 'iwwmd to. It tt_ Butte. Montana. To nateiai liflausntu? than pe.«cqy<mr

*"u"ns nnnaliolci He. Mark I. IVvriug. oiechanical en- • ginecr. of this cify. has recently taken . out a potent for a turrc! without stares or hoops, all in one piece.' The material j be uses to make this seamless barrel 1st . wood pulp. A certain amount of pi up is plaord in an iron cylinder, the inside of 1 e which is shaped exactly like a barrel. This cylinder Is. made to revolve, by an t Ingenious arrangement both ways; that e is, the ordinary way that a bane' would rcrolrc and rebolv. at the tame time bead. ^ over head at rigid angels, a; .about one •• hundred revolution* a minute. The eea; trifocal .force al this double^ revwtotion ,e throws the pulp equally in ererj dlrvet- - it ion; spreading it. so to sp^ak, equally til f orcr the inside SU'fliee of the rylyodrr. w three or four mlnuii*. alt is ifaen pumped through the hung i which is made tight ■ arretti ttg nig: rail ill* t 1 ., sure ,f 100 pounds to the inch Is obtained. r i Tliis is rjimc' without a cessation of the ! ' movement' of the revolving cylinder. The j pressure of this air squeezes all the water in the palp throqgh the brass lining of the " ! cylinder, which is perforated with minute k j holes, and 11 carried away to the grooves ^ j In the iron cylinder. After being revolved ,j i for three minutes under this pressure, i!.o u 1 two halve* of the cylinder aie opened end a perfectly shaped barrel taken nut.ali u complete, wltl| heads In, which is laid I aside for twenty-f our boars for the par- ; pose of seasoning, when it Is then plsN-d a j to a drying rojm. hia'.ed by etoani to 180 p ; degress of beat, and kept there for about * | three days, when it is taken out ail finish j ed for the market. " From .be XrwTqp: Journal. General Neat Dow slipped en the aidewalk In Portland, the other day. and fell. '* A friend picked him up and exclaimrd. r" in pretended rarncatDess. "(ieocial, I *■ wish there wasn't a drop of liquor in the. '• whole world;" This calls to mind the " story af a faithful soldier who was detailed by general Grant in lirodquahers F at Washington, and whoae only fault was r" too much indulgence in stroog drinks. * General Grant took the man to task, but * be always denied the charges until one '' day the General happened 10 find him in a state of intoxication. The next morning the offender waa called before the * General. with whom be was a great favrrite, severely reprimanded and toil that if again seen intoxicated lie would he pun- * Ubed. Leas than a week aflerwani the General law the man at aggcriogaluogl'eDn L sylrania ari-oue scarcely aide to keep his feet. The General suddenly confronted him, and sinking his fiogar1 at him, exclaimed: "Drunk again!" "lluab-h-h, it General," whispered the soldier, "steady log e himself on Grant's shoulder; "don't— hie ihiy a word 'biut it ! Hie— Bora I!" a A strange bird has itevn caprnred in y a snow-white Uak. and has daws marly six toclirs long, fl A family in a burning house al ban k Fiandaco was roused at night by the 0 screaming of a parrot. In the confusion j Polly was forgotten", and the firemen who _ aflerwani rustled into the smoke in re. found the lilrri (had fn his cage. | A PottsvilW cat nsurl.i a apanvw. Tlw aparrow*chlT*;s-i an alarm call, end in an ; instant iarg.- nam b«ro of the belligerent , ^ tittle lards raiue to ti„. reseur. Tbry ; to^repMCsh." 11 fled. ' - - " Ahuu,er'.d,,,npnm..ra«n,y.O.,; seized a gray Td'o l «»jl Jumped nnhuit from a 1n* after Ising shot at. The squirrel caught the d -g ly thy iip.and held to fast that he was unable to shake it . If a The dog finally ran to a stream near Ire . h and. plunging the squirrel under water, s ' :. held it then- until ii was drowned t It Is sirsarr aar one snD saffer rruta it-raeg- - * "pT'ltiw-r Worn bxrup m t t ; , i. when a man i» looking through an old 1 Test and thinks he hat found a ten rent piece, whieh. when brought to light, turci piece, which, w hen brought light.turrs

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Soots, #bors, <?tr. GO TO THE PHILADELPHIA ; Cheap Boot and Shoe Store, Grades, Widths and Styles, ' Or Uaaia. Ladles', Masts Bays' tad candrraW i pine boots evntd shoes, ' SCTTABLg FOR FALL AVD WtNTIK SEASON, | And a full Un« of Plain and Fancy Slippers. ALSO A FULL LINE OF GOSHA.HKH*. aru a a at p. eanwa KNQpf. ; frii&y Cor. WasAlngtoo A JacAaoe Street*, Cape May City. N. J. NEW BOOT AND SHOE STORE. WM. H. -BENEZET'S I; NEW AND CENTRAL w^jNs^BOOT A SHOE STORE II IisWn Stral, ESpe tey City. h. I. ° r*^^'^taqi^S!mmmSrtaMlie»reapcarm?»!m!i2*''',Bd,''r"US,Ur*m " I apLtf WW. H. BENEZET . J ' __________

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1 §lorfS, Sanflfs, Sinirarf, fftr. THE CHEAPEST PLACE ' BEHCET rim?" BEMck STORE, AT DENNIS CREEK LANDING. OOOM CUBA PEE THAN EVER gCpOBE, THE FALL AND WINTER SEASON. \ ' A Large lot or Parlor and Tm.Pln» Stores, nook Storm and Raagra lo b* sold al Pauoddpbla Trip-i. A Targe lot i^Crra-gerr, Cbliu. t.laao. TAa. Won! and Willow-ware. I Of* BETT* OF DISHES A SPSC1 * t.T\ . (1 PIECES OF 8 > ONE CHINA FOB THE LOW ' PRICE OF S4JO. CARPETS- Ol CLOTIIs, MATTINGS. KCGD. HARDWARE. CCyLEHT.UitLVKRWAKE. - In rare ererylbta* far poerraaful beue<fa*rT|»« rr-i!-an get at taloplaee aad al pneoewbloa Italy ! STAVES "REPAIRED FURNITUHi; lfi:-I" I'lIor-STKlfS -'V^ '"ti'KD.jgH xayELTJEa. . :^»m; E J. C. HAND & CO., . 1205 Market Street, Philadelphia.' | j FURNITURE. REDDING. UPHOLSTERING. | J.C.HAND & CO.. TWELVE HUNDRED AND FIVE MARKET STREET. PHILADELPHIA. ■ CA1'E MAY 1>0INT ; JpP LUMBER YARD. Building Lumber of all kinds in Quantities to Suit Customers. FEAME TIMBER, SSEATHING BOARDS, SHINGLES, FLOORING BOARDS. LATHS. Ac. S a.sli, Doois, Blinds & M[oulding.s rt Ehs'J'y"1"1"*0 WESLEY G. HUGHES, i CAPE MAY FIRE Insurance Agencx J. H. EDMUNDS. iiO. - ! i ' ' Count y ,i^.^ren a^k,w^^R[Dm^U^ »Ma^DU&)iror a period of Bve year. I JCrvrtoT** °° ' U*°"! Jr""C ' " F Ttwlrio, •OO-y WMTC. SCUDDER & SON, Planing Mill, Sash Factory& LumberYards MASTFACTt KtqtS OP " ' ' ; SASH, DOORS, BUNDS, SHUTTERS, : WINDOW FRAMES, MOULDINGS. . Brackets. Hot-Bed Sash. Scroll Work Turnings. Etc.. Etc.. BUILDING LUMBER i Of which a Large Stock is Constantly on Hand, Under Cover, Well Seasoned, and - SOLD AT LOWEST MARKET RATES. I Front and F.-dr-t-r.I StpOof*. Cnnideu. N. .T. I A[,mr.vr-* MARBLEIZED -SLATE M A'NTLES Excel Marb e in Beauty, Cheapness and Durability. ALSO " ej-' ^ PLASTER 'i y/ |; PLASTER |W0RKS ^Hbe works- ' 1 1 quality CaogaaUrd. | ^ qaaltty I'orgaat I ad. bead for Catalnro--. Bead few Caialognr. : W. A. FREN CH & CO., : THIRD AND VINE STS. CAMDEN. N. j:' »pi^f TAYLOR BROS,. CAMDEN, N. J.. WHOLESALE AGENCY OF THE FAMOUS SOUTH BEND CHILLED PLOWS. Ataoduakra lo an kindest Afrieallarel tmpl-menu. lrra Age Cumrarer, none Hoe aad Core Oo. mm AnaramracPvjwra itardru TAYLOR BROS.. Front utiil Market Strccto, Camden, N, i The Largevi Mereaatue Building Is Booth Jexaoy. A prill Ada s &r%^^Jy/aL00JD/l,s&sST^stj: msMMM I ' rrucnTaDB- lixdiclke OO., CJ E. uar tt, s:. ura i l

(Clothing. _ THE LONG AND SHORT ] . (Of the story, as told by our cut i of this week, is that wc are fully , | prepared to meet every exigency : occasioned by odd-sized people, . and have in stock Clothing to fit | the Fat as well as the Lean man. ! A. C. YATES & CO. ; ' j Mier BiMu, Ustei S 81 Street. i'nblirations. THE" CENTURY , For 1882^3. . i 140,000 Copies, ! "iStoil ' ' IGiI a4wl«ol A \Irro** K,n' s? I* ayraiga drro«vdlo(t)cnyllaoare.(»)l-.«.i,rry H I-U (1) cbureara. ami («) Pubtli- Kuitdlnga. I UI Ckkolc Or Lonaiaaa. by or ,. U". cmbtrianlborol -Old^Crrolr^lra^rte. : a fnah ItLmuxw'Yarua'oa m Binaut 1 c*j-i t.u.iDrtu-uiiit - 1 fa* eapui>fa---rfar Mipt, u i ' teruulug charatu-i^TIcbly tUaatr*ie,l. ' ' I Miscellaneous. \ I niivrl, lira wlllheammw the trading rraiurr* of | a i i Special Offer. , ^ A ymPaaoiuertpwo f^ja^Ncre. ta-^a^'l IB* ! TME CENTCBT CO. NEW-VOax. N. Y. THE INDEPEHDEKT. . j bu b^p^u»nS Viltoblny^i^rerl'awtoJa , ! rupuuraac a a tbr bear re- , and extrrnl t.vangrli -al rellgbib and uT'dr- i" ^ j I txthgiy SM l*larari«^te raM an tw brut magmaibr urnvn., pi. to, 'by tbr :ril up poets ut Am^aaiid Eaciab I (wr flr.I pubtvbr i j u brtberTa rrl'gnni.. fr.rr :i. r im aifainal, pail- j lino drpefllorbia. MM by la-dMM qaeafa JMj^wMrb ibcludr^K.li.cal H- nwrvb. .aaniiai * • vTTl FiaabMb' Coaini'-rrr. Inmranct. Btor,. . ruxxlra, BOKOKba. aad Agrlcatture. It Pagr. ttsrfiXysZu S'ireis f" Our New Terms for 1883" '"TRTAT. TBIP." i- -as^. I THK nVDEPENDENT, I T«k. A GIFT TO EVERY SUBSCRIBER. This otter la made by the ; new YOM mm i UriaTaad era cto ] ! SSIESKsltKBsS^ 1 BwyararadX^rejtomlly Xtrntfrnfm. ,sii^ ! I ; I HEW YORK OB8EBYBB, j m NEW YOJJK. t I !

Railroad Slmf-WaMr. -^TEST JEB-iET BAILBOAP • TIME TABU IN EFFfvT CHT «. rum 7.10 ' 4 . r' v ' 1 A;, YUfftuaL QUiNINE bUbbJHUTE. EHH22B21 The Only 25 Cent ague remedy IN THE YVORLD. CURES Am! all XALA1UAL DISi: tSLri. at ah 3 rr ri~, ttz PUiiOft. ui.Kk C .. :i? V.iii'.a Ctregi. Ii.' . seTdlitine A» pica -ont tt* t ib. lack 1 re w Hearii-urn. Ac. AU Drnggiata, rr by mail, 85c. per Iwx. DUXLAS I<:CK A CU„ 112 whitakt . y. f^amiCapsulets. II1II VIII fflTlinr and moot Core tor All Ln—-.. .1 -c I rir-iry Organ*. Certain Core in light d-iy*. Ko other nurilrine can do thi*. xlie ln*t medicine ia the fahcapret. Ecware ef dangrroqi irnitati-ina. AU Lroggiria. or by mail. 75=. and tl.BO I*r ho*. Write fur Cirenlar. DUXLAS LICK A CO.. 118 White Mori. N.-w York. t "lHII:IXU br DVXTUH DICK A CO, M-.o* CbamTUTT'S EXPECTORftHV Sr^AppIr' Uai*K^dy- pr~»ptll: . pSpSf! Araa^tAe'u nalllti. tbr Croup tt U Ipralaafal. and .bnufaf t- te erery family. TUTT'S PILLS *,C.T„? 'vto.1:.7!:.!. ° 1. ,T.M I V,y f.u' fin n .Vl^u maUatnl f'UrajPai ytTaUonYf Female hTtgttlartlM^ffyui^b0!^ [DSiBUTTS DISPENSARY. ' b-:'1-'-: '.! " at :: t" S:W. ST. ~ XT. 1 12X4 i'! '< ; MALARIA FEVER AND AGUE. | I. C. Monroe'.- Remedy Without the inr of Quinine, WABBAXTED A SURE CURE. Which many Prominent GUizrox c* teatify. k*g yourL'iifi&tTgTrsriailHre I. C. KONBtrE a CO, ERRORS OF YOUTH. IFYOU I