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VOLUME XXIX. CAPE MAY CITY. NEW JERSEY. SATURDAY. JUNE 2. 1883. * &HOLE NUMBER. 1507.

TA.PE MAY CITY, J. B.«.viBlnrr.T I .SO a ynr in W«wo. *rrftt«i»nat (Sir At. j r. Huffman, • TTORNKV \*D COUNSELLOR AT LAW SOLICITOR. W»«TER AND EXAMINER •GFSEHE OO Tn fXHSMiBSIONKE. '• f^M NOTtHT PWELIft ^ FY r. pou6la88, - ATTORNR Y-AT-LA W Nn "RTOT#mm'fA*C,nit W ALTER A. B ARROWS, ATTOBNUT-A T-L A W *>U 'nomiiw'^A J. "QR. J. F. TEAMING ft SON, DBN*?8T8, rtn ElT I*TTT. H«AmM as* Omd JAME8 M. K. HILDRETH~ ATTORNKY-AT-LAW ■oUl'tTO*. X AFTER AMD EXAMINER IN MHMBT. OBSre «JtK WaBilngUW MM. Cape May JJBRBKRT W. EDMUNDS, ATTORNE Y-AT-LA W, •OLinTOR AND MANTES IN CHAMCSST. I Caps May dry. N. J. All -7 J)R- JAMES H. INGRAM, I'HYBICIAN AND SURGEON, . OMo.ii a. rantora or capu» wiimi Bon. OREEX i-REEK. M. L A 'OA "•*«! ol I'M dnm 000|CABOJ AA'Ajyl JJEKBY M- BOYD, ATTORNST-AT-LA W CONVEY. ANCElt. teint nmatLUg^ai hand tor lusintss Cards. pmos ST WILLI A MS, ARCHITECT AND BUILDER. RILL MARA "MORTWW. *ND KTMaUN ^ B. LITTLE, FAINTER AND GLAZIER •HOMojj Jmwil M.o. Item*. QRGAN8 AND SEWTNG MAB. F. HORNER, nUUQKURt SEUffi MCHHES BEID3ETUN, N J. BraeeS. OS Jeeteoa BL. Gape Mo* CHJ. ORU-J f* TO GARRISON'S i iunmi, uTmn fism FUR GOLD I'KNS. BLANK BOOKS, TOILET PATER. roctntt-XrCKMfC, BHELJF GOOD*. Pa«8lNO TACKLE. NIN1AT..EE MATJ^RTJACTLHEl. ON KEWINO MACBjXjYjtEKDIA* AND OIL A n W AAHINOTON ETBEET. CAPE MAT. 5. 3. O.OODY EAR'S RUBBER FELTVJT I NO AND PACKtNO CO. HOME. CUTHING, BOOTS A SHOES. O. P. DIETERICH. No- York Belting and racking Company WAREHOrsS. W4 CBBETKIT STREET, ^ TA1A»A»» SOCTSW)^ ^ ^ J R .MA'^ACK, | No. 4 N. SEVENTH «T, PMILADA. TERRACOTTA DRAB M ffiWER PIPE, rHIMNETTOI*, windouardca™. w ..m Imo hm u.1 IW nw j S. K.' aODftSON, ; ONLY PRACTICAL JElflhdERS CAPE MAY DIAMOND CUTTERS, NA.11 WASHINOtoN STREET. K • ARCHITECT AND SUPER VISOR MO WALNUT STREET, l*00'1 aLyWBg JOHN MftHJjgBLL, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, FLORB AND FEED, PoRft, LAHD. HAMS, HEEDS, ftp. j

gw gdhwrttemntt. | STEELM AN 'S 1 column: DRV GOODS. ' Stock increased, and prices reduced We arc selling Muslins at the following prices: Pocassct, 9 cts; Watnsutta, 12 1-2 Cls; Duval, to cts; Utica ,4-4. locts; 3-4. 16 cts.; 10-4 35 cts.; Good 4-4 Bleached, 9 cts.; Fruit of the Loom, 10 cts. We arc selling lilack Silk at 90 cents beats any j Dollar Silk" In Millville. Wc j have better grades selling at $ 1 .- j !}, $1,40, $1.65, >2.00 and Fa. 50. Wc have reduo^d^ some Dress Goods 38 per cent, simply because the colors are noL. She Latest Styles. They are very good and very cheap. IN MILLINERY we as usual lead, having secured 1 the senices of a first-class Milr liner, formerly in one of the lead- • ing Chestnut Street Establishments. We are satisfied we can suit all, and our prices will be as , usual below all others, as our manner of buying in large lots and for cash gives us the very bottom prices in the market. Jn Fabcy Goods, in Satins, in Hamburgs. in White Goods and in fart everything in this line will be found complete and the prices right. Nearly forget to mention mention to the ladles that we have 25 pieces Nainsooks selling at 1 1 <t«. -price elsewhere in Mill- ( ville 16 cts. ; Hi CLOTHING DIPABTHKT ■ we have made improvements and alterations in order to meet the demands. Are now making a specialty jn Fine Clothing for . Men and Boys. This is a new I departure in the business in Millville; but our people demand it, and they must be accommodated, Also keep in stock complete line of medium and lower grades. Good suits for Men 84. 50; Youths; #3.50; Boys, $1.50. I Icre is a chance for everybody; 1000 pairs good, strong, working pants i selling at 8 1 . We make a special effort to suit all in the vety ' latest styles of Hats, Caps and "Gent's Furnishing Goods, wc are ' in fact, headquarters for these • goods. HI SHOE DEPABTMIHT. having been considerably enlarged, is considered by all to be the finest South of Camden-, and ' our Stock complete. The largest stock in the county, arid to be sold below all others, the great r Discount announced by other 1 dealers to the contrary notwithstanding. Ladies and ' Gents . cannot fail to be suited. The business in this department 'having so increased, that we feel guaranteed in carrying ail im- 1 ' mense line of goods. Children. ! . and infant's shoes of every de-j f script ion. In all our depart- ' m en ts we have the largest Stocks, the Lpwest Prices and polite attendants. Mail Tailoring Dejariieil. W. SCOTT CALKINS, Manager. A FULL 6 COMPLETE STOCK. j l -A _ Pantaloon ixgs— A Specialty, j Coatings — The Best in the Market. 0 r Suitings — No end to them. Styles — The very Latest. _ Workmanship — None can excel pRjfE — Governed by your orders. Fit You— -Ask-ynur Conscience, j Better Yet — Give us a trial. • A. J. STEELM AN j j 8. 10.1*4 16 Hl^ MILLVILLE, N. J. 1

" DURABILITY 'SEA SHORE PAINTING; SECURED BY USING ; LUCAS' LIQUID: PAINTS CAPITOL LEAD. 1 HKFERENc'EN IS CAPE MAT: ; WARE A KLPHjroaE, Roil-lrr,. IcbLr A. Jl. LITTLE, I-ilnlf. : SPRING OPEKIXG .T ; J. C. HAND & CO.'S, 1205 Market Street, Philadelphia, t * » | WE HAVE ONE Or TUB FINEST DISPLAYS OP GOOD FURNITURE To dir. ocr pocor art mutM ao puuir sa<1 »mo low. OiM OBI 4W it, a^ranuct I PATENT SOFA BED J.C. HAND & CO., . ' »p7- I 205 Market Street, Philadelphia. ' BOOTS AND SHOES! L4TOCM twl MOM ColDplclr StocK of Good. Ckup BojU aad (Jbor« In :w]w MAT C®. STYLE, QUALITY AND PWCE CANNOT BE SURPASSED. l Good* thm: doat Pa or !ir*at, win Ue'cxrAAAjpd or taoatj rrroD'-.c'-. ONE PBIOB ONLY. 1 4IB4B4MB1 to do'bdicr bjair cmnomm'ua!n?I^Sl?uSTihMSl4cnmto«lr Sw5llp£^'llCh ' ' 8 EE OI'K «L»0 GAITERS. ALSO. A FULL SCFPLT OF : FINE WALL-PAPERS : ELDREDGE JOHNSON. " 69 W ASHINOTON STREET. | L. F. DUPARQUET & HUOT, ' *MANt PACTUKEI18 OF MAM FACTI KEILM OF

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Also, Copper, Tin -and Cast Iron Utensils. I - ,17-te 24 4 26 Wooster St., New York. I : BUY YOUR FLOUR AND FEED j : ELDREDGES' GRAIN DEPOT, i •No. 3, Decatur Street, Cape May City, I fraArn ol fgrd can br oiinlrM dnrwbrrc in Uw eonni'r?"*' * 6'*®' 4®d WM, B. ELDREDGE. j the Best is the Cheapest! ; BENEZET'S i ,ok ,o1'* • j ; BOOTS AND SHOES, I r 5 I Washington Street, Cape May, N. J. ; - ■wkc.P.m.,1^ ' rjg|^-"WALKER SHOE." i flKl : _ Mrs. R. DILLON, ~ : " Nos. 1 8 and 20 WASHINGTON STREET, CAPE MAY CITY. ■ PHY GOODS, NOTIONS, MILLINERY, FEATHER 4, FLOWER*. MLKS. SATINa-VELVrm RIEBOSb, CBAFES AND VEILS. FAKCT GOODS, TOYS ANN STATIONERY. . LADIES- GOEISAMKMS, MO> OIL CLOTH SCITB. I MBREUAS. AND PARANOIA GEBM anto wn, 8axont and zkprtr WOOL. 1 Wilson & Oo.'a Library #3 P«r Year, $1 for Three Months. ' Bntlerictt Patterns will is sent to an Atfires post taM, nren recept ts its Prise - Jjt" m ttmtxo enpe ,Mnr. all in mod Inane r»nr lMaw Waertn nke cartel a "french & reeves! % Nob. 13 and is Federal Street. I - C-AJvIDEN. XT. Y.' GRAIN, FLOUR AND FEED, : ! Mlwiienri Fuesl Floor. Mill Peed, Ilea, Dnel Bed, Hoc*. Ooane aad Floe Baa. Haj and suae ej toe Bale or BoBdm, Aile Grmee, Came Powaer. leal, Ae. itia-r " :1 ! i _ . Fertjlizera, Agricultural Implement* and Truck Baskets. ::| ■ A. F: XEXDALL, DOORS, SAS1, BLiDsf SHDTTEBS, iDOLDfflllS, , ! scroll work, WOOD /turnings, mosquito sckekik, ' AND " 4 DEALER IN LUMBER. 1 e waeadwH mejrr premie aPecUoc I'eei o*lae eddreea. Saeib SemrUle. Capa Mat, N. J. , A. F. EK5DALL. seam* SWOB. W.J.B.K.

IBffliral. rll and Kldaeje. ' stmi-toms of a tiirkactui liver, j 52£~H^=sB , SSJSiEsaHrSfes: fcid. ,m u> b< herd:? uf fanludr u> f|||psSjiJil ■ II Uuuld tK- need by on rmon. eld end ^ yeens. ekraner ■«) of Uae el^-ee ^ * Val-arL^iuii!.u.'«lIeckL^ 'iniun. Nea! ' toxica II bp b— vcrago. ( ^11 Twi baTe^noe. Mae* yd i Time and Iloctare* mil* will be weed r by always kerjdajr the Brplalor 1 I a.1 r%55iia^s&i, j " Tbr nely Tlilnc that never fall, to ( Ilelleer."— 1 ka-c laed IBaay HBMtbc A tt Ore. I p^Ia, l—.r A&cii.a aal Iv'-llty. lad never J i tluaa lbs: ac.cr UiU to nbese I P. M. jAHwrr. Him.ape&, Mum. | 7L i snipnscTibe halt pufxsbrc nmteneT " " i Bt^-Tak- .air tbe Genuine, .bid, ,1..,, ' rTll'mlin rT* l!'l T? ^V-edr-Marb ■ TUB SALE BY ALL DBUQOtSTS J F c^TER's " i >Mf®P BLOOD EfMMOM | wocwnwLoli V.-e*fc,I;t'rvrn<Ki:dPlacOQraxed; [ petkelnl; tboee who brn TUn. Ma U;e, 1 Cold Ilasda and Fed, end who an wUboel < Ftrenrb ce- Atnbillcn. There Pdt qckt Ibe ■ Kerree, ylte 8tre^th to the Bedy, lsdcce He- 3 Inablse SV-j\ Fbrieh and Imreoea the qnallty ' CARTER MEDICINE CO., Mew York Otty. HEALTH 13 V/EALTH! ; WS CUARANTEE CI* BOXES 1 'XyTw cs|<CR|a^icriDELSC"'. ' j Boarding Jiousri. J)K,.AWARE HOUSE! w. S. RCaiLLXNOEK. Pnewtee..:, I Uabltu: enale. and cueieeeudd lo bmcta. i, i TKRM8. FROM I! HI 111 A WEEK. L- | 1^- IDLER OOTT^S^!" ^ ! So: 4 PERRY STREET. ] TRANSIENT AND PERMANENT GCESTB ! MODERATE RATEfc. «t<ial, «"ood, 2imr, rtr. 0oal and wood. ^TWaateaiber bep^Uaee tolnlona an fnceai ' A goal and wood yard •CHELLESQERS LANDING. ZZ.X.ZZST"*™'**"" EGG. STOVE AND GHESTMUT «r«"w»as aeawant anpyty ed fire, OAS and hickory wood, by thk cord.

A Modem Madrigal. Cotar, be IWyllb. end 111 be Coryn. N Tbouan Bocae we bare nn«e lo told or leod.^' For aprtna baa lateo ibe rami lo bride ; I. bee re ear cocan to ceirp try OWBWW. S And lona vtta me in the rlmlet atde. Wbo filnya bet a fartud ol Bowen and And the hanni ol the ertwoa purple and *ol> : . Ill be Oieyi aad you*U be Phjliu ; 8 prince to-dtj are at aweet aa of oil. How often we bear men we lam glad of It," when apeaking of aornc man who been at the lop of the heap pelllicallr," socially or financially, and haa ioddeoly druppAl. Oooc in a great while a man •aye " I am aorry," but thai la wbeu Ibe mas w ho baa fallen waa the aamc kind of a fellow when he waa on top that be wad be gpj there. The trouble Id Uiat loo manr adrn, wlio go to tbe front, gel the idea ibai ihcy own the earth. and their old frieoda get-down on them, aud Ibt-y do not make new ooe* lo take the place of the old onea. A ward politician who hcmiatake I linn to get too big for hit boota when he la elected, and forget hid friendd, and put on air*. The boya wbo hare Blade him what be ia, talk with each other about him, and laugh at hit greatseta, and serer tell blm what they think, but *Kiie day wbco be comet up again they tlaughtcr him. and be dropa on the politicnl aidcwalk and ncrrr kpawa what bit him, but he knowa that he ia hurt. Then he trie* to amilc at hit old frienda, and alap theui on the aboulder. aad ex. plain binurif. but it -la crerlattlngly loo late. "W hat they wanted waa to hare him remain jutl the name when lie wad oo top. A man mar go along, poor, and he teapected and have thousands of frienda, and he may auddenly baee a fortune left him. The flm lime he putd oa a tilk undcrstiirt he changea towardt hid frienda and trcma to own the earth. He good around a block to avoid meeting aernc rriesd of ibe old daya, and he kvAa orcr them when he niertd thrm. They walch blm lo drop, and when he does go through hit money, and gelt down lo earth again, and fioda that ibe other ft-1-own amnr of it. he ii»U an old friend that he haa not noticed for year*, and days "llello. Bill," but Bill dm* not "hello." BUI ba**anted to "hello," for - time, but he diBn'l receive any encouragement, and now bit appetite for " bellowing " haa left him. If he wanta to "hello lull" he goea off and docs It with somebody wbnee bead baa not got too big for hit hat, and the men wbo hat been temporarily at tbe top of the heap ten thai he hna made a beaver dam fool ef himself. When a mas haa been climb, log a hill all his life, and slipped back so much that it baa made Ida bead awim, but finally, by sticking hit toe calls ip, gets to ■ the top; he haa a rieht to feel glad, but be wanlf to be contented where be 1*, and not try lo fly high- When be geU lo tbe top of Ibe hill be is in a more dangerous place than he was while be waa climbing, because from where be stands it it doien kilt in nrry dirtctim. Did you ever Udnk of that, boyi! Every way you look, when you get up there, is down LiU, and you have got to brace yourself, and not foac your head, or tbe firal thing you know your fool wiU slip, and you will go down bead over appclile. If you have kept yeur bead and your friends, while were at the top, and those wbo are still climbing see that you are letting your foot allp, they will try to braoe you, and keep you up, but if you have made an ass of yourself, and thought because you had got there that you owned the bill, and here thrown obstacles in tbe way of the other climbers, and you atari to go down, at Josh Billing* haa said, "All creation erems greased for the occasion," and when you get to going nobody will reach out lo dare you. It it a good lease® for boys aa well aa men to learn, that tbe top of tbe bill it the moat dangerous place, end 1 when they get there they will be the same careful, sensible persona that they were I when I hey were sticking toe-tails in, and I puffing. Tbe oountry la full of late politicians wbe would give ell they have got, end mortgage ell they expect lo have, if they had not lost Abcir beads when they got to tbe top of the bill. " 1 em back again from Jasper's stormy •bore," said Bill Grant, as he Lid his quill from off hit broad shoulders," and it it my opinion that In aoupd judgment and right down, sharp acnaq woman ia far superior to the monarch men." " Why wo f," we inquired. " Well, you eec, in tbe past twenty yean I have made mere brick and been refuted by move women than any ten men In Georgia. 1 thought 1 bad the thing dead at Newton factory until last night, when I asked a weU-Uxdb widow if the could warm over a few of her buried affections and make room enough in her heart for a second husband. She •aid she would never marry another man unless tbe liked the way be walked." : "WillLm," the aweelly said. "the. moon it up, and the night la dear; now, come oat and get in Ibe middle of the mad and step toward town, and if I admire the style of yeur gait I will call you back and marry you, promising to cook for your brick-yarl crowd all tbe daya of life. Remember, if you atop or look . back before 1 call you. you are never to darken my door again." "Thinking I bad a toft thing of iL I went out into the read, threw my head * hack, placed my arms 'a-kimbo.' aad promenaded up tbe read. 1 continued to walk, thinking surely the would call me hack. Well, you tee I'm bare, end It's twelve miles from where I entered the reed lo we* far e wife. Why do you suppose ehe failed to call me bee*?" - " Couldn't see your a! vie," mid wc. " Hanged if Judge Banks didn't say - the tame thing when I told him abmt it just at day, and my opinion L the didsX intend to cell me back from the beginning. You aee that walk the little widow put on me coo vi Deed me of the superiority of ber ter over my owe."— -Detroit AVrt P rut. Old Spriagio* went down to Flurida,tbe first of tbe winter, for- hit health, end did not succeed in finding It, dying there, as many another hid done before blm. It ' somewhat surprised hit toe George the other day when Wiggins, who, by the war. had Dot heard of the old man* d-_ , mite, met the young man and asked, a "Tour father ia in a good deal batter place now than he waa when be waa round here, Lnt he?" Young Spriggina succeeded to muttering awnething like be "dido't know but what be wee." end hurried off lo meet en engagement.— Lo well OUmb. • ■ a ■ Colonel Maptmne aye that Mr. Abbey* Mb amah Lga" M^Abbey* attempt to foist a littJe-lcgged-tenor oo this country should be met with a proper rebukethat ir. 1! be lings wjlh bis Lga.— JFarr. IlfnM.

! Character of the Irish Leaders. . Professor James Pryca. JL P.. in the : i June Oaf wry diacuasra tbe relations of "England and Ireland" with mnaritabie I * fullness of knowledge and fairness of !l view. He has praiee and blame from both i ride*, and defines tbe position of the Irish i hwdava la follows; " 'What i»4v then,' 1 it may be asked, that makes the agrarian- I i its and Insurrection lata ao strong? They i are not numerous; they arc inferior in ' every way to the parliamentary, leaders; I . why should they he obeyed?' This bring* ' . cue to the kernel of tha mischief. They I are formidable, partly because there la no < . pacific party among the maaaca to oppose < them, hut mainly from capital misfortune J of Ireland, the severance of Its upper I from ip lower classes. Tbe natural leader* of people ought ta come from its high- 1 1 v c'-asa; that It it to say, from the men of 1 education, intelligence. aocLI position— ' llrow who are naturally looked up to ' . either In their own netgbborhefid or by I tbe omatry at large. Tbalr Mghor social 1 standing, their wider intellectual outlook, ; gives aucb men not euly a greater aptitude : for politics, but tor a sense of lespoosibO- I 1 ity which, It has fsund among those wbo I i want three advantages, is due to the pres- I ,' core of quite exceptional natural capacity ' r sod virtue. 1 am far from saying that I I good leaders may not spring from tbe r least cultivated classes; I observe nely that , f a leader from among tbem haa oertain • i obstacle* to overcome, oertain|gravateoipt tahocs to encounter, which are less formt iilahle to tbe person wbo starts from a r higher platform of rank and knowledge. ' ) Now in Ireland these natural leaders are ■ f almost watting. The popular parly counts | - among its numbers few persona of rank, < r or wealth, or cducalloo; few who cefTCr- J s pond to men like Maxziui, ljyi*l Manln. - , I'oerio, Safll, d'Axeglio, In the Italy of i e thirty years ago; few like Iboae who led li the commons of England is the struggle . against the tyranny of ibe Stuarts, or like . the heroes of tbe lteroluliuu in America, n Tbe upper class in Ireland la mostly l'roe lestanl Liberals of Ulster aland (aa a 1 whole) aloof from the Natioulitt meve- . meat; ao, too, do the Catholic gentry, i, among whom there arc Indeed Home . Hulera, but very few who desire arparso ratio*. If Ibey are not active frienda of i a the present system, they dislike it leas ; i. than tbe tactics of the revolutionary , party Thus it come* that nearly all' the i, Ixml leaders of Ibe Nationalist movement, t and many of their parliamentary loader*, - belong to the peasant class, share its anls moaiiire, its narrow horizon, its llncapacit ly for grasping the difficulties of the e problem, ita tendency to yield to mere r feeling instead of taking a large and sober li view of the situation, and seeking to reach 0 the practicable best- These den are danj gerous because they are swayed by those I . very prejudices which a leader ought to 1 1 rise above and correct. They stimulate 1 . tbe people but do not enlighten iL One 1 l of them, at any rale, Is a man of high . r stamp, wbo baa nought to oulragca,but he f . cannot exercise Ibe sort of influence which " r the joint action of a group of enlightened I t might possess. Among the parliamentary t leaders of the party there are several who, . s cither by birth ov poaitioD, or by edoca- ' i ti-m and culture.beLog to the upper cLaa. . 1 These things help a man even in rcvota- ' . lion. But aucb leaders stand almost ' 0 alone. They have no Leal leader* of the 1 1 same type behind them. They are genet- 1 3 alt in the army where, there are hardly any . r trained officers, but ooly a vast rank and - 1 file, not indeed stupid, for there ia always ] ; plenty of cleverness in IreLnd, but ignor- 1 b ant and impatient- Hence Hicy have not I , the requisite authority. They have not 1 , thai body of opinion round them of 1 r their own claaa which, while it atrengthi ens, steadies and control*. I bey bare to ; . appeal to the passiotn.or the bare material ; 1 interest of their supporter*, when the • i Cke lone. It may acorn a paradox, but it r is Dot tbe less a truth, that the Irish prohc lem would he eaaiar to solve if the toc called English gariiaoo, if the whole of r tbe educated class, Ix-longrd lo the Nai t local ist party, rtir then the cduoalion ' a and wealth of tbe country would reeogd nixe the advantages of maintaining tome d sort of cnnnectioo with England, and : e would make their policy accepted by tbe I, masses; while English Wateamen would D have firm ground lo tread upon, people lo D deal with wbo could take a practical view o of things, and "hold lo a bargain oucc a struck." d What Went with tha Wig. 5 It is related of Lord Ellcnborough thxt I. when on one occasion Tie was about to act out on circuit, his wife expressed a f wish to accompany him. a proposition to . which his lordship* assented, provided there were no band boxes tucked uuder the scat of Ids carriage. Accordingly they both set out together, but had net pro- >' c-ccded very far before the Judge stretdi- « ing out his legs under tbe seat in front of ii him, kicked against ooe of the flimsy red ceptaclee which bad been specially pro- * hibitcd. Down went tbe window with a lung, and out the band-box into the ditch. Tbe startled coachman immediately cotny menced to pull up, but was ordered to n drive no and let the thing lie where it o was. They reached the aaaixe* town in e due course, and bit lordship proceeded to t robe for tbe court. "And now where* * my wig?" he demanded, wh'-n everything '' else had been dooned. "rair wig. my h lord," replied the servant Iremoualy, "waa e in the hand-box your lordship threw out U o! the window as we came along." e If tbe bead be perfectly held, nothing L will ever cause Ijie hair to grow again. H u the scalp be gloaty, and no small hairs k are discernible, tlie roots or folUplea are if dead ; and you might aa well cause an k arm which bat been amputated to grow 0 again. However, if small hairs are to be •ecu, brush well, and bathe the held (pot ihree or four tunes a week with cold d water:— Carbonate of ammonia, one d drachm; tincture ef eaniharidos. four 0 drachms ; bay rum. four or» ; castor oil, li two ox*. Seme elderly people often ded aire to keep their hair from turning gray. * Tbe following dye will effect this :— Take u the hulls of butter nuts, aay about four Tbenudd half an ounce o? copperas. Ap!ply with a toft brush every aeoood or third day. This preparation is harmless, 1 and I have retaona for believing so, baa -. never been published. It L far better o than thoae dye* made ef nitrate of silver. L It ia remarkable bow rapidly Irene newspaper men accumulate wealth. Mr. e Jay Gould haa bees a newspaper pronried tor ooly a few year* and he is now about a to retire with a fortune of »100, 000,000. t He evidently conducted business on a e cash basis, and refuses to give five bune died dollars' worth of advertiMog ire u sixty dollars, and take bis pay lo Liver I, and Lung Renovator*. A"orri*Lwrs Sirr aUL . is II the fellow wbo got off the original * plumber joke could collect a loyally upon r; all the bits, good, bed end indifferent, li that hit wit called forth, he would now he aa rich as Crowua; nay, as rich, perhaps as the plum— There we go; it comes * so natural to refer ta the plumber as the i* ayDuoym of -wealth 1—Saafoa Trona. o erfpb J • • a sussing grar (air etary fawny r. seeds. ParXn* Hair Bshars never far* to sstiafy.

A Student's Trick. A few years since, at ace of our cul- ' lege*, the students had ooeUaeted such a - habit of being out Lie at eight that a law 1 waa put on requiring every atodenTto be ; at or before toe o'clock in the ^ earning . the penalty in case ef in fraction waa tbe remaining out all night, and bring turtber dealt with in the morning- Tbe porters wbo bad charge of the outer doors through the nigh! were instructed to allow no student to oome In after the designated boor under any pre* rote whatever, except tbe name had been given to tbem as that of ooe Laving permiseka lo be sbaent to a later hour. Well, an a certain evening Jack Windlate. He bad been in very pleuant company— the company of ladies— and the gliueriog momenta had pawed unAt ball-past tea be knocked gently at the outer do re af the college dormitory. The old janitor of the . institution happened to be on duty at the I time, a work he seldom performed; b« had let the porter* go away to aa entotalnment on this evening, and wm ML liogjjjrtn their jdaoc"It's I- Jack" Windham. It that you, r "Yea." "Lei me in; that's a good fellow." But tbe old janitor was stern. He could not break tbe lawa of the college. At length, however, npen Jack* pushing I half-crown under tbe door, which Peabody could reach and appropriate, the . door waa carefully opeoed. The old fellow whispered to tbe student that be - should make no neiae, and wouWhave ! pushed him toward the stairway, but Jack - bad forgotten something. _ "Stay, good old friend l I believe Pre ' left * Itook on the window-ledge ooulde. . Will vou slip out and get it forme?" I Without hesitation the old moocy-lover . went out, sodas soon as be had reached the atep ouutdl Jack closed the door upon ; him and locked It. Tbe pooe janitor, , half ilietacd, waa shivering in the chill night air, and, speaking aa Ludly aa be I dared, he asked the student why be had > locked him ouL No answered ".lack! Mr. Windham! mil you let roc in ? I am freezing." "Hot is that you. Peahody ? Ah 1 you ! know what the law is. I weuld open tbe iloorif I dared, hut the law farbtda." "Oh, nonsense I opened the door for i you." "Did you I" i "Why, you know I did." "Oh— ah— yes ! I remember me ; and I , gave you a half-crown. My dear PcaI body, present within mine optic range the - aamc juid pro quo that 1 did give to thee, . and In tbou cocneaL" With a groan tbe shivering janitor . Brushed the piece of silver under the door , Again, and waa quickly thereafter admiti tod- ^ A Sermon that Lifted Hint. A distinguished derytnan in the leadchurch had ooe morning finished bit when one of his much-impressed ' hearers came forward to thank him for It, and tbi. dialogue followed : "it ia fifteen years BSDCe I beard you i last. In thia very place, fifteen years | ago. I beard you preach a sermon that I lore never forgotten. It did me more good than any sermon 1 ever beard. It stuck by me, and I have always wanted ; to thank you for iL" "Ah. indeed!" replied the pleased . preacher. "Bucb evidence of my poor I labor ia vfty grateful. I should like to know what sermon It wax Do you rt"WtU, do, 1 cant tell what the text ; waa now, hut it waa the greatest sermon I ever heard. It just lifted mo. I never ■ forgot iL" "1 should really like to know what sermon It was," replied the clergyman. . much interested in ae decided a case of , tbe power of the pulplL "If yoa cannot I recall the text, what waa tbe subject of . tbe termou T" i "Well, now doctor, it* gone from me; , 1 forget what tbe text was. End I can't . rake up the subject now; but I tell you it . was a great sermon. It did me more good— it waa the most powerful discourse I ever beard. 1 aha'n'l forget It If I live to be 80." — "But cau't yoa recall auything in it ? You excite my curiosity. Can't you give I me a clew that will Identify It ?" 1 "No, I can't tell what was in It exactly; i the subject has slipped out of my mind. > I dou'l know exactly what you aaid. but I it waa a magnificent aennoo. It did me r move good than all the preaching I ever r beard. It haa juat stayed by me for fiff will help me lo identify it ?" "Well, I can* now bring up what it . was sbout, but I remember bow It wsond I up. You aaid: -Theology ain't religion— - notlya — mnhtr J How Johnnie's Uncle Drove Cattle. , From tie Chicago loier-Goaaa. a Summerbee's boy didn't learn hit si- , t phabet very readily and always struck at / p G. The "schoolmarm" tried lo make him / r remember it. but to do purpose. Finally s an idea struck ber. She aaid: • t "Johnny, you were In the country doring last vacation, I believe r "Your uncle had some cattle, too, did he not?" f "Well, what did be my to the cattle s when he wanted them to go, gee V ' "Now do you think you can remember ' tbe letter ? ' e "Yeaura." * The next day Johnny again tumbled d qn."G" and the teacher, lo refresh hit e memory. am: r "Well, Johooy, what did your uncle . my to bis cattle ?" Johnny hesitated a moment and then • yelled out : , e "Haw,— yon I" r Tbe teacher t bought that Johnny bad . suddenly learned the whole alphabet. s All persona wishing to teat tha merits . cvjommpuoo, cnoghv LdUa. AattM^toh! , —are recaeweu tocaU 41 B. A. KaBnedj'l Urog ! "My dear," exclaimed a loving hmUnd. r to his wife, "I have juat bad my UfeAnr sured foe your benefit." "Well, I declare,' . mid tbe Wife, looking round tipoo her family and frieDd^wilfa an i l|iiamlim ef injured innocence, "just to think ef tbe Iaelflahnns of men, and particularly of hualands.' There, you've been and had ' yoor life insured, while your poor wife It* juat aa 1 should expect of you!"— Tbrj onto Timed. ' A Suffarar from Rheumatism.