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VOLUME XXIX. T" CSE^M^^OTY" JffiW~jERSET!^ WHOLE NUMBER. 1524.

rvmjtmnv ".at OAFE MAY OITT, ST. J. $ 1 .50 a year in Advance. ^frdrtjUina! Cards. j- b. huffman, ATTORNEY A VP COUNSELLOR AT LAW j 9m«aBSBPaa~ «CTKn«oog^ cxiMMiyioaxa. ■ ff f. douqlab8, attobne y-at-law SOUOTOR P. CHANCERY *-lj cats'mat cm-. ALTER a. BARROWS, ! A T T 0 B HETA T-L A W jy. J. T. LEAKING A SON, ; DENTY8T8, ■ssjfeirkga'.g i CAraMATOeanraons-nnnJArAAsoPAU ■ ■SSSi^v^-^ ; james m. e. mldreth, attobnetIat-law ! AND •OUCITOB,MAI>TXR AND RXAMINER IN 1 0»OB m Ho. At VuUB|1« Street. CWA Maj ! atj.n.t. *wuj ; xxebbert w. edmunds, j attorxey~at-law. ; •OLKTTOB AND MATTER IN OlAMCKKY. J C«» MAT Cttj. N. J. '«1LJ ' At cape Com Boast. Tatters sad manys. j j)b. james h. ingram, ' physician and 8UBGEON, i -p^nby m. boyd, j . attorney-at-law ' conveyancer. ! TRIWT WnW^ALWAT^ QN BAND TOR | No SB Norm !■ Street, PMlaMpUa. NOTARY rCRIJO. • rn-t : j^eubkx townsenix ! mutual fire insurance oo. ' COMMISSIONER ON DEEDS. lfrkp flanders^ oounsellobat-law, ] Ml lit KtfM MM, Srewad Busy. CAMDEN. N. I. bsss&ss3s^s& \ Swinrss Cards. -gjyoe r. Williams" , architect and builder. ; WILL "ANI DRAWINGS. AND NTPNSiy ' IREND OB Worrit act -I nmuR-u »rtWo. K.. Oop. Bur. tU. • 3l*ur^_a AINTEB and glazier, > gam jatvttt.v? n°°**' - i aMXHMIL Jcansou* vtorw_ ^ j qmahb and sewing ma- i B.-f. HORNER, miafffiieisnhnuues j -*-g | QO TO QASBItOK'S I sunmir, uiiniB tibqit i TAT**. TOCNBT . I'TLXRY. SHELL^ I GOODS, nsHIXG TACKLK, r CHRAP LIBRA RIBS. BJNJAn'BB^WMAgJACTlTBBDON • NAWINO NACBI^jUjmM AND OIL A E Wm Sidrrrtttrarnts. ■ABON A baxl1x oboan R riANO co. • hou"sewife5 "pa'SS i ^.ooololo^;,: 1

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l«g giflcfrttgmtBtt. ■ J "-sssssssjtup ; ».baj^saara~ i W B. Wtlre. I ' DARBYS PROPHYLACTIC FLUID. ^ | 4 n°a*'t° r.aUjC'r^" 1 j • I Eradicitixi | 'Zl'- \ \ I vat.A^A < 1 £SEr?g2f|i§ i I ^c. cf lhpfc&cru y.aj a o-P ' ] 1 rormd.pl Nick Prr- ] OULL-rOI Sd Sore pL.rnL nrrnto ,rf SnaU I ; sis i [ MMH CompMI 1 DiphtiiBria I | : j PruTented. | ; ; m ™ "™" 1 • ■ C"""1 "• ; rjS'MPWMdirt mTfr ' i I : i»™| '■ ! IiSESSg|S£H i ; :^.*j&tss»_xrag ; ; D«t|.|»M* 1. Mm^mma^by J i Plrfuly Urtda».TuJd,5Ll?<2?1E' ' crtcredly tar M.O cw B art. . ' MMoMoaiSaML'"1 AqADKLPHIA. • SICKREAIIAche : ~ posmvar cured bi v : PEER'S ^IfEV a. BoLrtU. TMydoonthu byaoaoyojioDo ' ! SSr3.tKSSSS : CA«TOTRiaaNE^T7^Y0BX I Capr pay Co. Wmtantt. ; "Pf SCHELLENGEB, ; I. nil' m the uir Bw o*> Treo co I GREEN CHEEK. CAPE NAY COUNTY. I u«)(5^ St IffiTwrnm ; i ! JAMES H. SCHELLENGER, i CHENS CHEEK. CAPE MAY OO, ' FKESII AND CUBED MEATS, ' POULTRY ANII EGOR. ! nr ■!> iiiium ' 'JHOMAfi ERRICSON'S NEW STORE AT OREEN CRETE. GROCERIES, PROVi'siONS, - DRY OOODtL TRIMMING* NOTIONS I T-adifs1 & Ge&flQDBft Fmnishing far ; ss£?sHssj£r^g : JOHN M. BUBSELL, (Soooomor a UoEla A RoaelL) i DBY GOOD8, GBOCBBIE8, , BOOTS. SHOES AND NOTIONS. : FLOKB AND FEED. : POHK. LARD, HAMS, SEEDS. Ac. jobs m. Brawi i . OoMSpnM.OopoNyOo-.N-J. ; C. PRICES' STORES, No. IT PEREY BY-CAP* NAT CITT, ; i GROCER BEY GOODS aM KfflDKS, jj MM. TAIffffiSgjSBojjd PUTTT. fe^D"BVO^ , : CO BH, OATS, BAT, BRAN AND MILL PBED j WOOD YARD. 'I KB^sf«»*ws«*P«^,-"',-|

The Church Choir. • j (Bond Notes) " ! Yoo may organize a church choir tsd . i tliioh too bare cot it down Sue. and tent I ' .' every member uljt is jiUdl and luU of j ^sssss^sstszrzr,. s-tsgg4g;.°i% S*£H€! sSSa^i; think there '« nerer a Ibooght enti re ' , their mindi that U not connected with ; BggggagBg^K choir can be. It baa been organized a i longjime, and never ba» qmrrelcd. and afsswhsal^ . think ol the angel tond^ aburr^ontj the i pl.\rf t^Jn^b^ot^' dpng^'c . ST*' iymMrtSf1 irTt? to*i »n^"hy* tl» I SSttffii nearly fainted when the queen of tu mi = dropped at her feet, and the real ol Uio I liid It on tb? Door, but be ■ •wore, while the miniaier Mywoanhlag, moor owt. "Vlie len« gw up*fo i Jim i the girl waa who came la with the old ^1- wu "P lbfk"°S^° ! i i ' SS??si"S'S* ; I chair that the tenor waa in Muck lo blm | like a brotber.^and came^rigbt along and I hiS* ' Zl** afe^llm wiulto f t matter. When be cot hit band on the j £52S3^aS55 1 Well, the tenor aa! down on a white band- ! dercblrf before he went home, and be got J borne without anybody »«-lng bim, and : be has been, aa tlic aaying ia, • laying for I E SrSs^haW i ei^dth0 Ihe^illOT ifC°hT'dJd to*L ! Candy had been p««cd ar.-un4 and Jnat I hefore the hymn waa given out in. which I the soprano waa to aing a nolo, "Nearer | my God to Tbee," the wicked wretch cave her the loaded lozengcr. She put It I ; ."^k'.s.rt^es's aing, and abe roae and look tbe book ; her ryea filled with Wars, he. voice lremble.1. face waa aa red aa a spanked lobaer, and Uie way the »nng l bat old brmn waa a caurion. With a nrert rreiiulo ahe •ung ".War my God to Tbee " and the , oongregalioo was alao melted id tears. , dlen«mJ'bre Spi1^ era Jay. but did not hear tbe aound of ber voke aa ahe ami gr* It for ber, and after ahe had drank , " Young man. I will get even with you tor that peprmnlm randy^f I hare^ to , ; Ihrirof some Sunday morning, and Ibe omgr^aihe will wonder what be is in such a hurry for. I can give a simple role by which tbe . niiat ignorant may know whether any gives piece of music should or abould n be adorned. If you know at usee whal it ia all abool ; U U acemr to be saying 1. ' A hop. bop. bop, or 1, 2, 3, bang. bang. Iiang. you may ouodadr at cmoe that you are listening to aomaUiiac uf a vay low , order, which It it your only lo despise. But when yoo bear somerhlng that sounds aa If an smutted lot a t notes had been put Into a b^rel and were being persistently stirred up. like a kiod a bartmniout gruel ; you may know Its a fugue and assume so exprraaioo of profound ini, reel. If the notes appear lo have been i dropped by accident, and are bang fished up at irregular Interrala ia A sort of placid or drowned cooditiou. it is likely to be a . ntwiuroe, and nocturora you mow, are juile loo utterly lovely ^for acything.^R load of a different kiod from the 1st. anil If the train seem* In be an unreasonably king time in pasting a gives point, N will turn out moat likely to be a symptom?, and symphonies are Jost tbe grar,de« " things that tjei were. If the Doles ^ shoveled vigorously into beapa. and liien btnwc wildly inlo Uie air, by taphvims 1 of druamilr, that is rbapaoily ; and rhaplahlogly rtlvlne thing, in music. i It ia annoonted that b* recant BaUa I-' t about to start ran rmaaoibrr tramp Ihawgh > ■ IhaSrtlU wmi^Arnariau, fl.g. Hjou ' the I'nkm. you srtll know U-e wbaefcrvl i nam tf tbe why. as a Ootmerd tcbool pi.1.. | >o««llKr wt^a ray. -San. Strati i i ;

Almost Ruined. - j A STORY THAT nxrSTlUTES WRY CABZ enorui BR CSRD. j • The late James T.FieMt once gtve to a i lot of achoolboya a bornely. forcible ill"- i 1 ' imtton of tbe necessity ol nrnmicy. lie 1 1 i | likened the men who was ■' Jut! a liille Lu- 1 ' ■l^gaggatrg^ij i saSAS^iSs-l . I Ibat bit clerks should be correct In the I , j smallest of details and keep a voucher for [ I : •^TSSTSJSi*™ I . private account against the firm. Mr. I I ifeSS^FSSi I which there was no TOOch'er. : " Wben-s ibe voucher' for thUJ" be ■ i asked. " If the account be tbree-pene i i wroog.it migb! as well be three hundred < . poamU wrong. Find tbe voucher ! " i Two clerks hunted three days for that I voucher, searching tbrcmgn every lebrr ■ sod bill (or a year hack, and ransacked - i be found. Mr. Moor reUised lo pa«s the 1 recollected thai some lime before Mr. Moore ordered a fishto be ' nut down to Fusion Staiion by a porter. < . Being ia a^greai^urr?' he hail nut g.v.n I I 'h? riSh'had "jtod the '^rnfmld I dcblcd the amount lo Mr. Moor's private ; : account without a voucher. i Mr. Moore admitted Ibe correctness of I mentioned to biro, trot gave the clerk a i : j The clerk's thought him a little too par. . licular in thU case ; hut Ihev didn't know- I I ths'Ureir riri employer came mar being I i dsy, while in the employ of alxro- i i I make ont a rccr-ipred hill. He dld^ao, but ■ ''^ft^hii'departur^thc'wy, on looking i gsssss i tU"Youngman." mid ber todyabip, in- ! ''To, v'our Udy'shi?. bc'is no.. - rejoined i Uie employer. "We don't keep thieves . , In our store. There's some mUtake about ; i it. George, sec if you can't recollect the ; ei,S"Sd"^d£lb^e^l5wii. ■ dertd. Suddenly be asked tbe lady Ibe amount of money she bad in her purse - 1 when abe began to pwy blm. ; iss?®S2rSS I yngham gave me Iwcniy pounds tbL« , r morning. I paid so much to tbe grocer, so much to the baker, no much to you and r ' ad^wl lb '"* n0,Ca i d" d°h^!"'heflP"?' ' he ! bad made a.memorend^^f the article. ! I itat'g^^vid le'r^'^^csd- [ ta? Mltbe'sMre'to Tift, tond- ! 1 1 \ SiSsiSSa yof bi ''ttsszrsxxx&u. ! sds'assrsk™1""" Printing a Detroit Paper* In Eng^Among^tbc ^j^stE ^sbyfsto and general guiding spirit of the Detroit ! Pros. who. with Mm. tfuinby and wrote 1 Detroit friends, bad spent a couple of 1 months in a pleasant foreign uip. There ' m" M^'oSby'ri* rt*o? UUaH'eb°wtoi * to tee bow tbe remarkable enterprise that ; S3ES« [ Nto chiefly^ made-up to Dctn^l, J iFSmA^lT o^"t^'^re iwper is sold at every news pall in Eog- . land, and tans become a wot of household , friend in ibe English homes. | Moving a Brick House. J SAT! OOSTBACTO1L ' The building fraternity of Cincinnati ■ hare been congratulating themselves upon J tbe tuccassfol performance of a Job that 3 fully half of ibent viewed as Impossible of * performance, and ibe balance, although ' anxious lo see the contract fulfilled, yet ' refused to hire anything whatever lo do ^ with It for fear of failure. Tbe Ttmm3 Tbe contract consisted, in remmringV 3 ibresAtory double brick bouse, oogioally $ near the school boose. It was f.wty fvet * front. forty-five feet deep, with a bright " of fiftjutsro fort to tbe erotic of tbegmbie. a lu weigh! was estimated by measurement ' l" be raised from Its old foundation nine I feel, moved >ro a down grade tweotydiz ; f«t, thrace east on rising ground sixty II fret aad lowered bodily eleven and a half * fret OB a new foundation corresponding ^ with tbe grade of the stroeL Mr. Wat. J. * number of the Builders' Exchange, "took ' the rarouari. and with tbe use of 800 Jack ' screws and a force of forty-fire men -moved Ibe building in forty eight hours, without the rtagilacrmrnt of a single brick. fa "Whal country do you repreaent, sir I u asked ooe iudiridnal of another in front n of a saloon in St. Paol, Minn., one day s- last week. 'Tat not a member of tbe j. kwWalnre," was tbe reply, "I'm only a povMs qitizec on a diyak.'— Ezeto.yc r i

The Code of The Boys. When too see a boy coming down the ' , street with a ball of cord In bis hand and . ! look oa bis serious face like that scorn • ' tbe picture of an early Christ isn fattier . standing in tliertrrna waiting for tbe new boa to IwewUod I- 4iener.il iaaslgaUwr • ; II you last-OKI your ryrs upsrard yoo : jsrss's.ts';^'; I ' whole colony of telephone wires. When you see a boy going along in the I merry merry sunshine-wltb bis bat la bis , : bond, shaking Ids hair with a pine stick fa. grt.il dnr, _iv,w ahd^tben tomtoy Ids I ' with liis "fasnd sod frantically kicking bis feel in tbe air. in desperate efforts to get i see 1dm "olding a warmtioocto his 'ear for tbe same purpose, it is a true sign that nwy think of that boy, by and by, asks blm l.osT hU shirt cS- to be wron" sideottL You mutt not run down tbe street tbe direction of bis home under tbe tm^•ttWAK'sSSS And in hoc signncs you will know That l-iy hasbecoin swimming when be should Satire, al! tbe way from ad to ultra. When y.» see a boy about 5.45 p. m. w ith ink oa his nose and the grime of chalk liis hands, bis btlr disheareled and the 'Wj°n T^iiihli ifTnT Id** n^krie^Ji'stri w^E™sx?:£i;£'S. yon will kn-w "that be was "kept in" after school, and was taunted for tbe same you^want fa> know the real of It.ju wUl jojluo'ook'of triumph "snc^n' tbe a* ull.nl eyes you will know that Just 'round tbe comer you can find s boy with a "mar^rxl : i»jrssrjss3-"trti: tbe bive. while he walks along Irving lo ; d'ex^ti! ,!? dSSr5uin«d iawff puhbdly gi*'"n 1 lo facts that only conocrn bim personally. When rod see a boy ou tbe cistanl billside suddenly leap np into a soft summer air. holding one bare foot tenderly but firmly in tbe wedded figures of bah bands. I while be bops around in irregular but ex. . riled orbit, at the same Ume vmciog^ hU to the telephone, you may' know thtt bTre8 footcdj^y hM|U°d UP°° 'dovre'''1"' du' graceful stumble* trying to bo good ; lor. i getting your commandmants which thun. as' read?] '"'and^re'"' redl"1^' ^ fre "l ' tbe ten that infinite wisdtL'bu Uid up.ro you ; in all bis noire, bis poor little strogplrec^Uulil(^lbtamPii"d,bU 'taSbl, honest penitence, in mil tbe lightness of a »1u,n^wMdSullUi>oS»lrT*i!.Ilriri'i with seeds of strength that will itpen by ■ and by. for good or for evil, as yoo walk i and live before tbe boy ; un-n as you kick at him. remember what you were thirty Lbo'boy r*"* "go, -y = Wod blc" [ isSaStteSSS ; ced 10# pounds. As they came up Jet- . feraou avenue, tbertBan wiping off hi. • We are excursionists. We have come to view Ibe points of interest in your - J0" dirw3 mt l" Uje 8U1C r 10 tbe morguc »nd ^ iht c "There are no dead In there now." ; " No? Wife, what do yoo say to that? 1 aquarium 7" - " I_guow It's docrn_in Lake F.rie.'^ _ ' she' tracnWn ^ ' 5 -Uo.T ororfe'not !" growh-d the old " bear. "Not a catsremb in the rity, snd ' " JitsTasYexpected • " W4rted her bus band as be mopped bis W face again. ■ ;^te^r:^lrni^ : we've been outrageously swindled !" "There might be some grand ruins, Richard." •• I don't believe it " " No, ma'am. All the ruins we bare at . present are undergoing needed improvemenu, and won't be in running order for i "Didn't ] tell you so, Mary! I knew , the minute we landed that they hadn't a i coasarned ruin In their old town! Let's [ go borne." i "Tbe Cooper Institute isn't here, is itr, t she asked, ss she ipse up. > " No, ma'am." "Just as I expected— just exactly!" mared^Bib enraged lion. " Wbeo you I -woW me at S o'dork this morning and , raid we must nr« fnrget the Cooper Inatitute. I knew ybu were preparing a dis- [ appointment far yourself. Come on!" t " We have a beautiful river," suggested Ibe citizen. , " Is it the Boapborus?" abe asked. e " No, ma'am." i "No, of coarse not— come along? r We've been cheated and tricked and I swindled and mopped in ibe gutter I Tbe r Pyramids ain't got no volcanoes, and I'll . let a bat agin ten cecU they never bad a an earthquake ! We bainl rich, but are k know wbeo we are swindled !" ( . / 1 _ i tbree^ard moote men are trying a new amusement during vacatkro. One of tfaezn chats with tbe crowd on tbe piazza and beu freely ok lbs weight of it the strangers Urot ore tbe borri scales. At y last hit friend appears encased in aa ine vial Me ted Jacket. He louka ten. the a crowd bets freely, and is surprised to find is jtsclf oijt of potke-,.

Bungled Nuptial*. i Milwaukee. 6eptemlier 18.— The fact J i was briefly telegraphed from this city 5 r last night of one of the most peculiarly " * complicated ease* of mistaken identity J" i n or recorded, in wfricp ritrsrriori ^ : rS ' . y,,:sssr"oricsg"£b. ; i^rs®si : s5.rks's«.!m£i . ■ himself, but as he swore to the fact and J ! OMp^S'^ofbST^rt^eAbepCT. d 1 5 . s-rmewlial surprired al recriving a visit ' UnmMrs. l^Un.jrbo waajjreom^tdted ' ■ Srjustfre'to1 declare the manis"null * ; aj^bsaaffjasar^ . : b ' Justice informed her that it was beyond ~ ■ hi, province to undo tbe work which be £ : ■ : 1 ] !lTn^"« hMbTndA1 twin brother. Her [j Wgri adv^r^ ^^ed^tew^rued J i enrii'utbwthat it was hardly possible for J 5 their relations to distinguish one for the 11 i other. Although these brothers are so . -much slike io person and feature, tbey J r are t lie reverse of each other in their char- J 1 -SSiSS I : :^!sl"iss--srai?s ; r when he asked ber to marry l.lm ahe con- 6 t rented. At Irwri s!k ^'gh^U w" ;lhe ^ I* bre Ju tteTood^ng mro, » r she has been mainly ororted and woo by 5 lllM*rac5nb? iUnks ber position Is an ez- J c 32S2SSSS ' t ll'.'i'r. She U of the opinion tbat lbll might ® !'. lady ^spd^her attorney deemed ,tbe Jac^o? ^ b pr'r^rire^^i^'ITuvm^a ^ < 't who waa not of age, and wished for a di- . n vorec tr order to marry bis twin brother The pagers in tbe dtrurce case were filed . j. in the higlror court lrier In tbe day. ? " My father was a very strict man with ' * hi. children," said one of the Supreme ! Judges of Arkanaaw, " and I donl think > ! go*doiTm 'tv Jalre""*! thought it Jould J be a guod Joke lo tell bim that tbe bucket „ waa in Ibe well, and Jtul aa be became [J concerned to draw It up and hive a laugh 1 . at bis expense. ' Bucket down in tbe * well,' I said when I entered the dining. . room. Tbe old gentleman didn't say * XK-!»!SS£rS«32U!£ 1 n demand of a boy's keen appetite, I soon 1 " -h^^n 'r ' * SSHfawftEcS | work, but it did not occur to n« that 1 1 . was tbe instigator of tbe performance. 1 5saya,isca's aae l^^dos^ IPWM afral^r^^ny. ,, thing, so r went down to Ibe bam snd :D pisyed around a long Ume. Finally I ' crocket from tbe well. He looked at tbe ° war tn the wellT" , " . Ite't you know yon told me a lie t ' " But it was in the well, wasn't it?' »rd 'I laughed, hoping to impre« bm d with the liitmorous side of Uie affair. 2 " 'Thai's very funoymiiguld gentle- ' y man replied. • bul^ I'd better take you In ' to Ttto L-'ptlatuTe w'of 'lb* ' days.' and taking tip a limb he Vhrash.d me un.il all Ibe humor faded from tbe " l"Sv--- Avfmsm. TVwmte. '• Carfleld'e Orave. * uow rr is waTQiian an. TtslTtn. | , The Detroit AVer /Vrw in a rearfit i««ui ' ' saya : " Private Jobn Strohmer. of Cum- ' pany K., Tenth United Stales Infantry. ., who was detailed as a guard at Garfield's ' , grere to Lake View Cemetery. Cleveland. - immediately after tbe funeral, and .bo I has remained on duty there ever since, _ has been transferred' to Fort Wayne. ' There ia still a detail of twelve soldier* al 1 Ibe grave which will be continued there uniil the remains are finally placed to ibe family vault. Tbe private mcntinord 1 ' raid to a reporter yesterday Ibat Uie num. ' Iter of visitors to the cemetery Lo nee Ibe 1 - reukrt ontalning tbe rematna of the late ,. President, which can be sera through a , - grating to Ibe vault in wbleh h ia deposllad, continues to he large. Many . pmmlocnt persons from various parts of the country stop over to Cleveland to pay ' . tbelr respecU to Ibe dead. Mra. Garfield drivea to tbe cemetery occasionally snd remains snd leave* to silence. The venerable mother of the late Preardent has been , in the cemetery a number of Ume* since A tbe funeral, but, like Mrs. Garfield, makes j " abort stays. The relics of tbe funeral are t ,, displayed to tbe cemetery, and are viewed c . by tbe visitors. a ' " With the soldierl tbelr poat of duty Is t a pleasant ooe. Tbe beautiful cemetery I is an interesting spoi. and tbey eujov tbe r quietness which slwsys prevails Ihert. 1 . Tbey live comfortably to s building set < '* apart for their use. sad are osmmanded i I® by a lieutenant, who enforces strict mlli- t rd lOOlKsUttl watery location, and | it although tbey do m* raiogle wiUi Uie | d- visitors, tbey. when off duly, volunteer lo i re show tuangen uie different points r< to- I al tercAt. Tbe guard U ptriodtcaUy changed, i M is lie cntrnnsn*r>g cOotr." j ■

The Llrtin-Kllm Club. When tbe mertin* had been opened sad the roll called, Brother Gardner asked Sir I rose WalpMc to take tbe chair. The : grand oldViv-twired ros" sl0"'y sscen- . ded the platform, and greatly to tbe sur. . prise of the majority of tbe members, be , announced tbe death of Uncle Daniel | Wlillheck, a local member, who bad Men 1 r"^Yontkt>ew bim to be" old an' feeblt an' sort o- wrolin' to go," continued Birbtac, 1 ago l^sot UaTwid ut; toS'gbt h" am : lyin' to hU coffin. Sich am de onsartsto- : bZfcJftSSfETf diil'cn togeder inde fsr-swsy days. Wben be realized dst de summons was drawto' nigh be sent tor us, an' we sot beside blm what de angel look hll spserlt an' flew **' Vocle Daniel was R~jroo' ok bkdt ' man, unlettered, unterned, an' looking ' back croly to vtasm of toll an' priraahon j an' sorrow. In de days of slavery dry sold bis wife away from-Mm- He saw 1 one of bis boys shot Uosfn an' buried to a He bad tears on his body and Kara on his soul. Men who beard blm ci?£"s.".bll£vesj kicked and abused him. Men tried to whip his faith away. Men robbed in' : argued wid him. an' tbottgb dey : could not shake his belief. • He was dotmonth of bis life, an' yM how did be die ? " Der was sunlhin' grand to dat death bed scene." continued Sir Isaac to a wbla- ; in which dnr had ^msny^clood.^ ! rnembmd dst" ^r"t lawyers si' doctors an' statesmen bad said dar was no berei after. He remembered dat men bad called him a fool fur tblnkin' of beaben snd prayio' lo a God. He waa low an' 1 he could only cling to dst faith planted ; to his heart when be was tchticja de wis de faith of 'one poo' ole down-trodden > sssnikss ^•rreebimtoderinkto'mtmner-m crept inter de winder an' turned bis while ba'r to color of gold. He woke from bis ' sift sleep in' dar was sich bspptoeas to , h'srs^de^fsr-of! sounds ofjwcet murie, : upd«.UlEwgteT«''TOtS'S2l " A? be passed away like a babe fallto* asleep, an yon who go np daP tomorrow will fin' dat same glorious smile lighting ^ up de^ fs» of dedead.^ He baa auffe^ ; ofUcto to Jdk°5k SthleJ^MtoSJ'S ' dark valley to de shores of heaven am a e, mo' powerful argymect dan all dat infl- : dhls bare spoken or will eber write. His smile as be beard de soft roalk of de angel " — Itftroit Frte Prtu, \ .. *♦- A Child Killed by Fright. N7*riT«^^u^rM U.n!u '?gly Md t man," ®r iu "great old bear." Thia tor- ' rible old man and thU great old bear are powerful factors to nnraery diaciplinc. ; "Come along here, now," a mother or I nurse will any to a child, "and tot me pul ' you to bed." "I don't want to go now," 1 tbe child replies. "You'd belter como ; on here new, or I'll tell the ugly old man , to come and take you way. ThU bis (be 'i intended cffecfasnd the child, trembling to 2 fear, submits at onoe snd goes to bed, «[Cr,b*reJf^'Dim,giMU00 *" * ot^n&.&I^Sg ' imprcsrion there "boogers" make on tbe ' minds of children. Tbe little girl was a ; 2rkslx."srrst!i5s ■ ESS?.€'SS£ f to dinDcr. snd when be would take ber oa . Lit shoulder she would shout sad call to . e very one to look bow high she was. One * a^j^aSsssjaiS; a to bis nore be growled and turned sway. A bbe was not alow to making a menial .. note of tbe impression the dog liadmsdm * bed?'lbeiettrt OTBC bead sn' git in dis 1 "AU right, den. I're gwlnc out an' he'll bite yer bead off." mremra&i*. ■ £*jk3;&"s.t^'a ; ■"rtfllli— a ■ ; "Come en bote, den, an' I won't let him ' tainment and thoro was no appeal front tn'nrnlnglwme tbe liUle girl tfld nol ZfjIZSaPkiVSgt, night, and grew rapidly worse, and tbe next day tbe physician declared that there * was no hope for her. She became deDr- ; ous, and struggling would exclaim : I "Dog* shan't base mamma's llltk It was s Borrowing circle that surround- ;• ed ber death bed. Tbe parents were j plunged Into grief which none but tbe r hearts of fathers and mothers can feci. Her last momenta were a aeries of d struggles. How hard tbe beautiful can die. Sbe wildly threw up ber bands and , shrieked : , "Go away, dog f" „ A. gentle band wiped tbe death froth . iter lips. , Again abe struggled and shrieked : "Dug, sbsn't Uve— ■' but she died ere tbe sentence was finished -Arkawas J OatOU. 1 A Clergyman's Davloa. c biz months or more'ago a stranger eps peared to ooe of tbe stores of an adjoining e and asked for mutilated or puncbad i coin. He purdased all that was offered and departed, baberquaally, during a moat of the Ume meoUoaed, be returned v at Interval*, seeking fnrtber Instsllmenta e Of damaged currency. A abort Ume ago made soother visit sod entered Into t explanation*, subsuntially as foDowt: "I d a clergyman of the next town, ami i- ooe of my deacons baa bean to tbe habit e of puuihg all bis punched own to tbaoood tribotion box. Hot I have got even artth * by collecting punched coin and pay. o him wholly in that kind of currency t- for a supply of firewood, lie is enred !, now, and puts no more punched coin to the boi."-CWzrd Hanbo r.