Cape May Wave, 19 January 1884 IIIF issue link — Page 4

■ _ • . \« . itiVRg i nW? ] f * . ■ " - -I Picking* from our Exch*ng*s. L about I be bret pattern of ivcmli h-!ifi We < with Ibe cotl bod— BarliDgtm Free i Pre... 1 "Excuse tne," mid * poliic citixen tn a I catotcd nun. "I didn't kick you oo pur- 1 t>o. tab. kicked mennlteabfo. ' mb. 'acme ycr dia lime, but don't gel In ' I be lubit of it, mb." til end an apron full of r arret n«atoea j 1 fde kiaatng another man . vrlir. Tne ' atnt pot a! oca were tlehrrred at Hie lime ' III lie bvgxia, Hie |2 at ibe i nuance of - ttettourt. 4,.cktag"i 1-ut Jtan, inking a walk., ■■arl at become* of people when tbey die:'. Mno una: "Tbey turn into.timi. dear.'' Jack: "What a lot of people acre moat tern Una mad, Iben."— leiadoo Trmtk i liere la an old ladjr livlofc in I'.ttlantl. Maine, who claim* to bare ptaei d blind tnai:'* bad with lfalpb Wablo Kraerwm. Tbat'a Joat what the great nujority of tbe reader* bare been doing Ibll rwjr day. • In n railway cantage: (inittollard nske, eery pbUaely, "Madame, dor* smoking trouble you?" "<>h, ye*, monsieur; not ordinarily, bat today: ' "Ah: tnadame, bow much are you about to suffer:' I'arU WIL A Utile boy waa naked if be atudied ban I "Well," be replied "1 doo't hurt myself at alL" "But If you don't atudy : bard, you will nerrr be President," aald bis questioner. "Raw," returned tbe boy. j •1 doo'l expect to be; I'm n Dnamycra;.' —Toledo Blade." your company permit one to eras* the ocean? Agent: "Ob, y*»; yoa can croaa Ibe ocean or go op In a balloon 1f you j want to; bot yoa will not be allowed to I practice on the flute near an open win- j

It was a temperance meet lug, and the c speaker, with a smile of modesty, brgao: j t •Eudiea and gentlemen, ware I Jto luik , i Irogtbily upon thla subject I would no doubt bore you." At tbat mtunetu. bow. j em. a roice In tbe gallery war beard to i1 retort, "Na -frar, miner, ye'rr »•> sharp j eoougli for that." A Chicago man claims tbat be courted I a woman of that city fur thrre ytara be- 1 . torr be found out tbat abe was named. ' | It was UU own fault furnnt getting tier i ( preformed the task without nicking her j ! linger, it would bare pr.ircd that abe w u > hafc bind, safe find. Young Spoonbill. | "Ah, my dearest Mia Shilling worths may— 1 bare long wished for this tweet ' opportunity, bat 1 hardly dare Irutg myself to apeak tbe deep emotion. But. 'u abort I lore you: and, your smile would •bed— would .bed-would tbed-would ~" Mlaa B.: "Ob.neret mind the wood•bert: How's your aunt's mooey Inreated? -fune*. — There Is a tradition oi n Canard Captkin of jroan ago, who, in off days, prided himself oo bit curt replica to Inquiries. A lady oo bit. ship aaked him a cirll question one day what be was especially eroaa. "Doo'l trouble me, ma'am," was tbe reaponae; "goaak tbe cook; perhaps he'll tell you." "Eicoje me," abe aaid. Inatanlly, "I aappoaed you were tbe cook wben 1 addressed Jim-" The captain was pob I e all the rest of the yuaege.— Boatrai Thr en Western people, as old man and two daughter*, happenniug to be In Boston tbe other day, entered i store in idle cnriiaUy. Tbe first object to attract their attention waa tbe elevator allently moving np and down wlib itt cargoes of passengers. "What's that, pan? thai thing going up nod down with aofyt in Itr naked one of the dangblera. The old man gate tbe elcraior a lone, cairn, deliberate stare, and awe rtrack roice, "It la a telephone: the first I em tee:"— Boa_ lon Pot. and tbe nice little boyiof Urn family bad been allowed to remain longer than usual. "Ma." he aald during a InlUn tbecoceerawl a. "can wblakey talk?" "Certainly notion into your head?" "Well." be replied, "1 beard you ay to pa that whiter waa telllne oo Mr. Dumlee. and oo ~

I wanted to know what it enid." y Poattlrwly the Last. c A irawier furaKew Y'ort boote found ' a new firm down in Jersey about three month* ago. The sign oree Vb* door 'isad " "Jacob Hater A On." On his next trip S down Ibe eign bad changed. It nod, "Jt cob Rater A 8om" What tbe trawter Uj ■truck tbe town far tbe third time be i looked for tbe aign and discovered that it read, "Hans Beber A Father." Tbe old i loan atcod In tbe door, and tbe t rattier • „ bal ed and mid: . j "Yea, we made a change law week." , "Wbat'a tbe mailer —can't you agree?" c ' Vbell, you see. I made der paiiding. I • Sbaat one meee. Xnt weak der eign : win he. '■Mm. Jacob Reber." She pay. me teat. hirst Hans py der tedk, and ex- > peel, to boam mU der fall trade." {, Racalptfor a Dual. lieutenant.* bo one day bad a dispute with ! a clerk 10 the gevermtent tereice. and < bT*m We *"tjf j Wktek j caa wt«« teuevr Tbe utter the dark re-Ukd. "I accept yum .ffer, ,e , SF/muV *

I Tha Guillotine To-Day In Franoe. | appeared qbite cocooccrned and I walked stonily ynrard tbe gulllotioe. < Thr priest i ll m m> I l. kjWiy , bat in ruin. Tbe sttiaiama quickly aeixed 1.1m by the arms and ibrew blm oo a long piDC board Us offered not a. panicle cf resistance. Tbey faateneiTblm li^fcy to Ibis bfinrd with afrapa— <«e aenat bit' thigh*, Ibe third at bis ankles. Tbey tb. n put tbe (dank In finer, pushing it to far torwud tbat ibe frllowa ni ck nucbed li e femi circular notch of tbe guiiiotinr. "fteeirpuiioorr stepped down frtra , the pisiform, and going around r'o the front, aeixrd Houy. by the hair and pulled with ait bis might. I beard the fellow j 1 out with pain. I raw lUrbler tiucb ■ 1 spring, ami then lis# a fij-h lb- aba'P . knife fell- II cuttbe neck In two. tbe f bead rolled io<oaba*kol ball filled with taw du*t, arid tbe eyes were wide open Tin -party WW* lilt II IllUllvnW ' U8 " - thrown in Ibe basket. Tbe* execution ' Uv* precisely two roinurea abd a half Wben the knife fell tbe crowd nrthed in, ' and it war with great difficulty tbey were driven back agmio. The executioner's assistants fell to work 1 to q)ran tbe iDtlrumrni. The baiket j • with iia sawd us; and tbe bloody remain* ' were placed in lb. wagon la-bind the old : white bone and dritrn to tbo cemetery. After n pretended Interment tbe body waa ; transferred to an undertaker 'a wagon and ' t taken to tbe hospital. Tbe bead waa , . taken to tbe dianrcting table, where, by i - mesne or electriefy. all the muacica of the face were excited one aftertbe other. At j ! first it was convulsed with frightful grimt ace. Tbe ryna opened and shut, and the ! r ' eyebrows cnotrafilrd. Tbe face at first 1 1 ! assumed tbe ^pptewlon of grief and tbi o : j of rage, »o tbat the Jtwi dripped log-lb ' i er and tbe teeth were /nasbed in fury. The muscles of the body were nest opcr. s ated upon. The arms rote and fell, the e legs were alternately drawn Hp and a | thrown oat violently, tbe breast moved up' ii ; and down na If breath waa still In tbe ft i body. We could plainly l«ar tbe nir . whistling through the bleeding Dtck. ! When the corpse was cold and stifT tbe*

I experiment* were discontinued: It was then taken back to the cemetery and bur- ( The Lower Columbia River. , ] The acroery at the Cascades t» very , | gland to the mountain panorama and I lie c ifi lined abom being wjded ibr (Hiking a 1 jfemluieof wale/ifaliand ibcrucingrapiB'. ' j The water built and hisses nm.mg reeky " slops on the high Iwuk alssv- we ha* j down into a seething eaklmn "f wnttr*. J 'broken here snd I here by Uplifted crags, t 1 j around w hich Use foaming currents rush J i and twirl, and bete xnrt there by swift j . | ttertt that past through occasional rban j nc'.s. The picture is our of ttmnge and ! - j atructed around Ibe Cascade*. It is a vwst I 1 work, requiring (S.nOO.OOO or more to ' complete. When finished tbe canal will ' permit the passage of ritwr sua risers to ■ the Ilallea, forty miles. ' Fiec mile* above Dane* Wty wt reach the Great Dalies, a marvelous gorge In Hie . mountain range, where, suck in teds of , ] single" narrow diannrl roilie westward L On tbe shore of the rieer at this season of - Ibe rear one arc* o-ubing but forblrlden l flelijaof black lasa lwiwern him and ilsr . further shore of the rieer. But a [1 abiwl walk with many n climb over the : - rugged aurf-ee. Iwing* .roe to tbe brink isf | t a atrea n eiiiy fret wuh-. Tne current a flaw* in a narrow en*, cbue to tbe Wash- j > ingtcm ebore.ailent mysterious, fathomless ! To thla narrow span baa lbs mlgbiitsl j rieer on Ibe continent I men confined. A u boy might flirg ■ aline acres |r, yet l.u t into ingenuity has failed 10 discover li« t depth. Ii ha* brvn well said thai tbU is r. Above the Dal lea the acenerr homer i* wild, foebidden. tree ice. and usage. Tbe ., bluffs are truncated cooea. The banks , are laeT beds partly coTered wllh sard, , and above tbeae rite the grim, wind w wm [| forms of baaalik. cliffa and precipice* L The Colombia below tbe [talis* is picturetqus and grand. Above, It in atill won. j j darfut. but almost boerible in ha forbid. ! ltj ding grandeur. lL No Grwaars For Htm. , "When Greece bcr kncea— Greece bet ' kneea— Greeocber knrea." arammeerd an ™ euibairaaard tchnol ' boy. forgetllag the e- next line of bit eecllalino. "There it no ,5 occasim to grnaae nnrbraly'a kneea.'. shouted his teacher. "U-i and atudy your i

piece." RritberH there ueoarinn to greau i your hair. Hsrker'a Hair Balaam ta all the dreamng you want. ReMorea tbe orieial glnm and color In grey or faded Ir. - Dora not anil tbe linen; not a dye good for tbe gcnlp: presents falling out. "1 ra g"ing to plant my foot down." aid a Chicago girl in wrathful tones. Fhe was ur.'-rbeard by tbe neighbor*, who became panic yrirkrn at once and fled the city, jasg.wilb and earthquake i* a ■paradise to C^caigo during tbe "planting" Solid Comfort. ! Kerry one likes to take solid comfort ' sod it may be enjoyed by everyone who i keepa Kidoey Wort in tbe boons and take* I a lew d'»ea at Ibe flrat symptona of an at- ! tack of Malaria, ltbsumsliam. Billioutoeaa.. Jaundice or any sffoethm of Ibe Lirer, '.KflaeytorBoweis. Ilia purely referable ; ourpound id root*, leases nod berries , known ts have special value io kidoey I acting directly oo tbe Liver nod Bowrln ! ll remove* the cause of disease and fortifies ' j tbe system agalnat new attacks. j "Guillr.tr not guiby?" asked a Dutch j justice of a prisoner. "Sot guilty." ) "Den What do yoa want here? Go about I year pisoeaa." I Heart afiecti-ms, kidney and liver troo- | hie. affect nearlywaMf of all mankind. Ixteflrad bfe giving no. care to tbe^ i rruuptaints wblcb cause the bnmau faimiy ' ] aacb great dm rem. I>« your bean teat : i vi-ilmtly fare the least exritemetu:- Have | I I yoa fittof dicxinra? , Dam ynor back ache? j i Are foot teredacnsalipalwitf These ajmp- 1 lean* we tljr flisl warnings Delay .is dan- j genuta. Be wire in time. Rrgaia perfect tew 1 !b by osing Brown'. In*. Biitera. * I doae aha to A of Dr. Gravm' licrt Regu | - tee bh- is net tb-we bad fnt img. at-i .1 fiLteetettlemdea^ ti.;.--, •-

WffllallaiakMA'AViritfli ■ THE SURE CURE — — TO* KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS, ( CONSTIPATION, PILES, t PHYSICIANS ENDORSE IT HEABTILY. 1 £ ' i r*^i ri^M orcuu j , | >» hvwwt arnateia^majBAOMjjiwj— ju Q * THE GREAT GERMAN fl REMEDY p ,^3 FOR PAIN. ! eueumitlsm y Sciatica. Lumbago BUtuRHlTOOTlliClll ] (QBT, bWSXLIh i rimWnplMTT: |

Irgal ^flrjfrtisrmfiits. gUBBOGATB'8 OF J95tT Tne Baaeeaanre^wiiaM raaKOfaily nsufy Uk [ araRooAn or tolcootitt or cxpr j at ua offlrv at Cape May conn Uooaa. o. Tt'XSDAY AKP SATURDAY or rare were. wttXlAR LttUiitrTR^ r JS^CHAHCEBT OP KEW JEB- j ni^£-*i*"pri*r Hvt* 3m2. aasw^emmar i" J; aUrnel te in^ianpblnmt'anJ'TuoW' 'Itllaja^F. i i ?uitding Watrrlal, <tu. '• J ERKMI All B.SCHELLEKGEB'i- ' I LUMBER YARD 1 HcteUrwgvrV land int. Cape May fi. J- i ' _ tn.,ow vr.rr wit it e pi NX. I P LOURING. PRAJAJSTrrP. PICKrre. ' t-rusra roa BrtLMwaa or gvsar Daaoatmos ' IW-t>KPXRa PROM ITL V TILLED . c oerts-lr J. B-«{aqpAffM>MM. i TIE CAPE MAY WAVE '•! .nit.,: I OlflKl Family Newspaper

i rnK 001 5 Published at Cape May City. 'J | Cj ; Of tae Carmrt Newt nt thr ^r sad '' " ^ 1 j EikIIeiI Fa«i!j Bffliiis Batter 1 t i ' IBM $1.50 ftr la it Aboo, . • IT SOT PAID Dt ADVAN»;E-V«.a. : I battle' of 7" the BOOKS. E i-g&tgg. ">***■£%£■£ jgfrv ' | -^TIDE AWAKE AgPTTO >b NOTED WOMEN E -r.T',-££- : BOOKS- Millions " ■ ■ ip, n. tut in ■aewar- « ' !

(nothing. • r> „ co. ; /_' / <T\ Qm r DuH'tjjoafaiYcrtnrrtiH'Ough • tfiis cold weather for the want of a good warm Overcoat, it [will not pay. I We have them in all grades the plainest— low in I price — to the finest. a, g, yates & co,, j Ledger Bniliine (Mum S 6ti Sis.. HAND'S nm HI CAPE MAY CITY. N. J. __ i

PRICE UST POB THE EN STING WEEK. fir CASH and CASH ONLY, t GROCERIES. PROVISIONS, &c. I IT.ot'r and bt'CKWHEtT, | j', Pr»ir »> Xrw^Jjyey^ '^^yretVnL. i_ |: M uoistlu cofkiu a pn/a tteva. » j I 1 pound eobi mlxrst Tea and aaneoatoamona'it". »=- ImpensU -ixi* Eeaporlled^pH^lte fJJJJ catarSj rt eu rn^(te^l^iAti"ara.Hiir.'tecH.r'' : 1 r^Stres^Sfm'jw * anni:i) coons. SbsSSI. .SsrSte. I ; » cu- 1 1 mn^rrS^Uta-ten*1' 141 ' POAPa. tawsw'. oa*a^e*u.| Boaax. »«» j^Sc'mreP-k. tte. - ^^^'tetotarta.^^lt^li'am'stca. CrW"' P^f »™ miscellaneorn. Toes Kalr Cal-r. a ou. per gailua.

j | ssssssr "*■" 1 1 '""'"""""s. HAND. ; fHarblf Ward. QAPE MAY" CITY' j MARBLE WOEKS, ■ \ ^ : KONTRESTP. 1UWBWB. STEPPING ; Aa«alltl»aacf Mart.:. gnSPyggtegggteT ~ -- ' YOUNG MEN j. and ladies: ikJJn- - JR

Shilada. ?nsinfS5 CaudS. tpHOMAS M. SEEDS, FASHIONABLE HATS & CAPS, v.Lr^t* Jour tier. r. B. Itranssu. J ETnC HOV A CO.. D-alrrs to mad shippers of j POULTRY, N» is VEDKRAL XT8EET. CAMDEN. N. J. | ^tU'I.T..-WIUEBACK A CO.. WHOLESALE GROCERS, NO. Ii K FRONT STRKrr, PBILADELPntA. t i*. peterson, 1-J. flouk and grain factor: . ^ ^ 1 P""-*"bLPHIA. - )r*-.»d r , j b- matlack, TEEM C0TT4 DB4IS an4 SEWEP. FIFE, ' cnSsET ru'r,-v^GtbtiEs VASES, CE- ' . " *r,,D"a *$££* rip" '.w*r i.ehmann a co., PINK CARRIAGES AND VIU.AGE CARTS V . No. :i" Ranxx ETKEET. PttfLAfELPniA ' Bet. Patnaount Are. aa*l Rtn»n. sb. Ninth, j S B.— special Attention trtreo to Repalnnf. i ' "!^£. allister a co., i " fine window shades, i

kg j» (foal, *Tooa, lirar, rtr. "toal and wood. ! a coal and wood yard or "Snbro^a.lmi1 I ' LKI11GI1 EOG, STOVE AND CHESTNl"! PINE, OAK AND niCEOKY WOOD, ' ! rniruf. AARON HcilELLKNGKR ^isffllflnrous. SOME VALUABLE ' FOOD REMEDIES. ! j \ i ^^5jgL8aac8«g • 1 ssu&%srs; UtuySeteM'ttea' meisfwWe lolanta. ftvd t TChSwk,!"! rl'm u .t.o«r*^yS*^ 1 t a^S'-r' -xxr- ■ j "'iwmpb " ud^vtw^r' ^MCteod 'lLedlra, - ; matted io all ••..pl eaco.^^^,, ^ GOLD mmrnrn

the ™,|k TOMbMny Ojvt wan. Tn- Uu-y ■ I Tw2nl1utnrr*^ "'** BTIS*°d»-1 PEMS|| , F-luS'NA^gf^AU'^-?" and Claim AEcatr.^si: ASENTSi^|i|: dts-y BALLETT BOOK CO, Portland. Maine. tt,f dsic without a teach- * m inn^mii'orelil*,°lnw*»r1' wiaalonm, rrzr: gg$ tfKJa ■ jrrijl red ne ere^ared^ Juuopft-r-M i -\t7" anted — one lady" or \\ os.NTLKMAN to ereey town. *t- a smaerlJgjS^AAWJ^gj jjSia. MBAUaBTASTrmMciSSte! . ' } .Alt D", AESTHETIC, .1 DE-. i V_.' -n-Ns.) Mn-tttlnx good, bat to on rw, I T,Z"' BnsysC. N- T-. { A RM EE'S E^^^OTgEBS 1 <1:1-,r*A'1dS4i.UC, C* TOUJW a^XNPSOwla. '' $65 ,A .yfYiq ■AhU.

7 . 'n AT HADD'SDRY GOODS STORE £ Will l>e found a splendid line of 1-adics' • » Cloaks, Dolmans, Etc., Etc , Jersey Jackets, u Stock inctt Coats, ?iew Market Ulsters, ^ Circulars, Walking Jackets, Etc. Also. a iiill , ^ line of Children's Coats and Havelocks. All - ko«6-of-DouU<« ami- Single Shawk: Cloth, " *p Felt and Flannel Skirts. j HALL'S; j 26 SOUTH SECOND STREET. PHILADELPHIA The Great Bargain House no. 60 washington street, cape may. n. j. , jHHSgft- 6nii Barpiis ii QDEKKS t GLASSWARI, — " ln °'d Ff,sh Cne,d EARTHENWARE.

; FIVE CENT COUNTER r TEN CENT* COUNTER \ IMMENSE^ BARGA^N^ Eilraortinary B-reps in^ iiflm Ware; ■ Rcal( Gor/ijinci[r^ar^aJnsr^,^^^^^®P '" ' ' SMITH & CO. ' CAPE MAY POINT JRpE LUMBER YARD. Lumber of all kind in Quantitie to Suit Cutomer . FRAME TIBER, SBMTiG" BOARDS, SHINGLES, FLOORING BOARDS, LATHS. Ac. Sash, Dool>a, Blinds & Motil dings tncsti nrdrr* prout^dl, d-breral at^Sea ^"'V^ Washuip'»^^reet, Cape May City will reeetti,;i'uv'y": ' ' " WESLEY G. HUGHES. The People's Reliable CLOTHING STORE, 41 Washinton Street, Cape May City. Guts' RBaji-Iilfil aid Same Go* OUR MOTTO--" QUICK SALE AND SMALL PROFITS!" : THE PEOPLE'S RELIABLE STORE. No. 43 Washington Street. Cape May City. — " 'f^T ' a ' *A' iT " , "wis 1 E k Mll-ts r.JiDK, r

Sailings, Undvrwenr and Trunmtngs of every dosertpuun, we oonfldreily tnrde thera. We bar I MUSLINS AND' FLANNELS 1 Which cbfft Pe dupteated at tte pete aw- rtwm Tsaa t'l gnb'a jar I 5 DR. WARNER'S CAROLINE CORSETS, • 1 .11 Ilidte.1 W) lilt I II 111 tine of'tLas rtoodr. ua- of which UT •> low u IOcrt.1. sj.rd I:-..' Redn-uoa J!«J^,'w"f*mVye^r"uqroSmsm and the tahtkOn SAMUEL H. FRENCH & CO., Paint Manufacturers, PAINTERS' AND BUILDERS' SUPPLIES. CROWS BEADY-MIIED PAINT. BEST SEA-SBORE PAINT MANUFACTURED. Whte.l^ md Defewre _ r^T- X"! J^r>. .1^' ' Ctranoaa-tMrnHfue. SAMUEL H. FRENCH 4 CO.. yx. TOM XV^M I ''i ' ' II'FTS. i-iiii..Mit:i.riu*.

PATENTS sss&sa gftteAgi; j I "*** """ thai ; RWANTIOOO »yg AGENTS j i^OUR WILD INDIANS. ' | j ; pSp^gil

1 THE BLATCHLEY i -L PUMP! BUY ThEJEST, i S| . BLATCHLCY's | , /■! TKIPLZ enamel i Ibl] PORCELAIIi-LINED ^■1 seamless tube i /-ml copper-l 1med ffl'pujyip 1 Jhl'LfTT , C-C.VlTtCMLC Y .Mnru-Cr. 3QSFk*v?KCTJf T- J»hll34a. imK : | : "ii '

EaittoaS Simt-Ssblr. "YyB8T JERSEY BAII-BOAF : T1VE TABLE IS tTTTXT OCT. tst. IMl Trill.. Win treve Cape F'l a» r-Opwa tor FB1LADELPBIA: 4.boS'v:SS-;'*" • ■ ; Tratto leave t»"-a+* r-Kspr^to wee* days ' V'-lfewi "™ M^"3vt 'ori X*V Thit Ytvr! — jo^VHVWTOBD. TSS"L-4 (gdrratfamat. jersey INSTITUTE BRIDGETON, NEW JERSEY, "riO WHEELER IKSTITUTF, I Learn SEQRTHAND at Home. I- ST. Is "ITS sltultTttAND INSTtTTTK.

and aftePfiMly Ikhfcl end \'-""Uwd tbe'iliTsnt a Htrwttrsw ttusl.ie— CnOwga, ju-T. A ■ j^id^MOTU^Irhti* PpeeUd prire Prdlral. . j ''cicitzn h fTZNDELSOM, ' ' I gr> rtac* f •rue-, mtladalplila. P»Hi* sate by il A. Kenned,. M. D., Cspe May WEIGHS DilllAN VEGETABLE HLU LIVER And all Billou3 Complaints IHTITf ri»** [I I |J EPmCPTIC FIT8. "SxB.'HkSSlSS'SoM jKf£T»s* York

CONSUMPTION. ^isrrUanrons. »A YH E'S I O ! !c rr = Cpark-Arre»tlng it-e.tuFlnTi'uwix hliuinx*sMhs ^ Imm^wrete A — - — r,^ l\ , Ifima BEST MARKFrTPEAn; I t IFYOUISI I saf'iraPHS | ^SasZgss