■ V > • Sunbeams. J Ajtern ncooradty— A sailboat'* tHlxr. ] Tim F»U owrtxiatbekmga to the dotteo , of tha y«r. j The ftirfWi House of Lords consists ol five iinndreJ and nine peers, wluoii braid eny bridge in Awn* • II is nrj eosr to keep « <wel-«s a ' HKUatbeiv All that yon haw -to do is to ' nu the caeftmberes s liver pod. I A <Jf without eye* . tail or rapt. has lieeal "f1"1"1 to * favored lew in Himp- i sou cinntv. Kv. It is on a 1st woman's lor. Tight I ants arc going opt of fasldon. jSbST'al' ** tight meiijn gurtavn.i "TSm-'s money," growled t? : • ■ diaappeJuSd, creditor. "Well" twilled the l»-r---nt..l doAitor, "haven't I always said I'd pay yon'in time V "Kaiil-j. kin you toll me why dey ta- , variable lake de pennies from do ci.il- . dren at .le ttonday-setooJr "Ooune I kin. Di.t is to get de cents ob de moet- . Old Isidy— "Onlf think, one rairainnary for l'-n tbotooii-l cannibals!" Toting Isaly-" Merry, tliry must hare terrible light appetites or aafol big miraronarThe on at toying circumrtnDOW in which f a boy can bo is whra another boy is in the alio, winking at him and his father is ufferu g hiui a :urkcl to carry a load of Mild grat (to 'fmhciboy)— "I'm sorry to husr v ..a were thu worse for liquor lad night, ti ,i.i ; yon toko after your fathiT. " A little ttshiug-ixdc attachment hai UwkifhveDted wbieii registers the unmbcruf.fi di oanght, and now erery angler with a ti di-|K/k- that : tineas* register is Tbu totuilrririrl gets emt with bar city 1- " -111 In ■ " I'll gut ih>.* laia.se full of paring boarders, jpu know, also It .It mlil USe v. hgvw yon all liurr sjieuding the Sommw." 'aiag-.iu.--n:-.;.- - d tiii'Uils at his nioUitr's hous.', naked : "liulu't yon know tlie (ail Noah, Ann. Jane!" "Pa," raid Ilr.isru's tittle Tommy, "if you died aonhl you still be a lawyer I" ■1 gums so," answered Brown. " For how lung!" asked Tommy. "For attonisyty," replied the llrowu. "Bee Inn," he raid to his clerk. "I don't mind letting yon off a day now and al. but 1 think yon ought to have the courtesy to send a lew oflbe fish around Tlie definition of n kiss given by our hiRal gill is very ci| imir : "A kiss is an antul bolt ol lightuing mixed up irith MC T blthi thunder and spread upon ouo I air of lipsby another wuh a stare fiuui "Will yon plesae tell mo, Mt Oscnlk " asked his favorite union. "why Uismi wrar a |on with a *0' in it "Certainly HIT dear. " replied Ooeult ; "it is tlie rame with unsi as with axrn ; a fl' directs them to the right" In reporting n Hummer-night festival last week, a Jersey City editor siviko of a Jersey City editor spoke of "

Miss MoGso as being ''an fait,' and the " urit day the.paiMw liad it "all font" And ° •s • rit tioTMUor (Hereland recently par- " ilcai rd a proof-reader. •' Mrs. TOwle, o hoShlelr diS^in New „ Jersey, asserts that George Washington d hissed bar. It would seem, from Uie c peculiar eonstniction of her name, that H the lather of onr country would bare b«sii more liable to wipe his mustache on hor." t! "Tie." raid old Burgeon Bocgs in bis s lecSnre on anatomy, "this Usatifully h mounted skeleton, young gentlemen, is that nf inr :!r»i unci only wife. You will obsrrre that her jaw is wiml shut mow. It * is the only safe war - the ouly safe way." d " Id us go down to the depot and see k if nnr of our friends hare come in ou the ii train." "Bat tlie train is two horns' be- p bifid time. What's the use of going down there now!" "What's the use !" exehumed the Other. "Why. Uie saloon " io« tlie street is not shut up, isit f" a Young ultra masher (who has oome into thi- e iiit-ri- to visit his grand talliM. whom lie lad not wvo for some years) - . " You've not forgotten me. graiidfath. n ' " OM Qimtknaan (slowiylk^OU. no ; I l' think 1 know you. Let me sec. You're - the anr that has new* canuxl anything. ' aren't von!" j, immort' lies to put en his second wif, t tamli Ibr woman in the alio]) . ffen-.l <: 1 sOiptiou ou tlie tomb of my fiist wif* aud my second was teal jealous I" , " Yaa* bni there is no ronanaa c* an- I tiqniir or anything over hrah." said an , English vud tor to the DqwtmaM of Pahlk- Works the Other day. "Why. on 1 my uncle's eeUte in BooUan'd then i. a 1 htsiw- iliai has bee haunted for over t fe'iarBSftfts? ■ "CN..?»r ^COhmel Mooaey, there They wwn'mtting pn the. sofa in the 1 hunt 1'nri.J, and he was holding her little ' band in, his own. Suddenly a thought 1 snaal to strike he*, and she m.ke.1 < sweetly : "Adohdius, are yon a 'boltsr r* 1 Just theu the old gentleman's f,>otstens > toh^AdS^a^S ; •Yra. darling ; goodbye." | A lady residing at the Nosih Shore ress&s4iisi^s»tr , SirA'SA'Si.'th'Sa ' chau«iu.g in anueiiwhou of a dip. It , There jwap^kimr mtiafatdto^ in todral m forks, and with suoh facts ** hawe ' but oca sade and no exerptinn. SaA a man tcila ua. in 6m JTastow W. how

■■ ' rr,' Don't Rush. Youths who rush into this or that - sphere of Hf« simply became cf the iio fi ducemcnts it holds out, wilhont toting J their oven powers or feeling any lore of 1 the work Itself, oeed neTer hope for excel- | lent* oe soooraa. They may or may m* | win some of the resells for which they | pin* but they never can rise to euiloence j the pursuit ilaeif, and are far more lik<- I ljr to sink below the average- Oe the I other hand, those who, In deciding their I future course, are fortunate enough to a disoover wlierrin their memories am I stroogest and clearest and their real in- I is moat firmly cenleml. sod are 1 wise enough to choose their Mr-work I accordingly, have etery n*«io to hope I for asfair measure rf sueeess of the most I enduring kind. For tha Loquacdlous. Be eoooomlcal in the use of your moth- I er tongue. Apply your terms of praise ; with precblon: urn erlihetswflbwime dri grec of Judgment and fi'tx-s. Do nut waste your breatti and fci;h»' W.*d» up- . on inferior obj cu. and find It*', when ; you have met with something which isj ! really snpei is lively great and good, tlie i terms by wldcfa >ra would distinguish ir have all been thrown swsy up m infeti'i*' i things— thai you are . bankrupt in expresI I too. If a thing is simply g rod, say n;' ■ if pretty, say s* If very pretty, say w>-. if fine, say so; if very fine, say »>. Jf 1 grand, ray so; if sulilius-, fay so; if tnsg- ' niflcent. soy so; If splendid, say so. There [ words all have different mranlafri, and yon msy ray them si! of as many differ. p rat objects, and not use the word' "pert feet" noce. ii Consumption Cured. An old physician, retired from active i practice, having had placed in bis liaiuii by i - an East India Missionary the tormah of a r simple vegetable remedy lor the speedy a and permanent cut* of Cnosumptioo. itnwchlps. Catanh. Asthma, and all i . Tbioal and Ioing effect ions, abo a pris. lltve and radtoal curv for grneral DeUlity * and all neraous complaints, afier Jiavii* _ Uioroughly tested its wonderful cursuv.powers in thdurands of eases, feels it his duly to mske ll knosm tu bis suffering t fellows. Hie recipe will he sent free..! cbsrge, to sll who desire ll. with full ill- * rectlons for preparing soil successfully I 0 using. Addrrws, with slsmp. nsining Uil* pspcr. Dr. J. C. lUytmmil. 184 Wash. j tngtoa Bucel. Brooklyn. N. Y. ffC-y ' "My dear," remarked a UboMeau 1 avenue young man to his hist girl. "I sec -by the papers tbst an Olive street girl lias ( reduced the size of her mouth consider- j J ably hy whistling." "Tbal la singular, isn't it. tJeorgrl" re- j j plied the girl. "Yes. and it is raid t\*t after a few months' p'sctice a fuor inch mouth could U be redocrd to two inches snit ti bait. Ii "Oh. my. bow queer 1" u "Yes, dear, and 1 thought it would imu prove your >ooks If you were to try it." ^You horrid thing! IJ^cvcr speak to " you sgsln— so Iberel" '« And that engagement i« postponed.— J St. Lnit Critic. " Very Romnrkable Recovery. J Mr. Geo. V. Willing, of Mlnchrster. " Mich.. Writes: "M> wile hss tyn alnywt helr.tea for live veaifL so tielnhas I hit she yeais. that ■

could not turn over la l»d alone. She used two bottIfir..1 F.'wrtric Bttleis, and . Is so much improved, thai die isahle now to do bee own work." Urctric Butters , will do sll that Is claimed foe them. Hundreds of testimraisls otiest their great eurallre powers. Only fiflycrals s bottle ; si Kennedy's. (1/ A belle at Long Branch went down U> \ the heart to take a bath the other d: y and alter entering a bathing boolb kejil 1 her m»)e eacort waiting half an hour. "ll was too provoking for snytbing." she explained, when she reappeared. "I t my new bathing suit down a knothole sod have been all tbla lime fishing it np aritns piece et string and a hairpin." "Humph," said ber txnrt, kicking at lrar critically, "are you sure y->u rescued sii of itr Don't Spill tho Milk There it no use frying over spilled Milk," says the old raw. ff yon are not only told, but have no hie in the roots of your hair, there It no use crying over .that, cither. Take both time and yourself by the forelock while there is a forelock left. Apply Parker's Hair Balsam to roar hair the falling off of your hair and restore it! original color, gl.ws and softness. It Is a perfect dressing wlihal, dean, richly perfumed, cools and lewis the scalp. Bcsikess is beginning to move. There are tnacy signs of activity among the Jobber* and tbereii's generally prevalent opinion that the fsli trade will be good. hope audi may he the esse, and tbal the croakers may to knocked out In the m wt complete manner, and in the first round-— Ftila Star. •Hard toBwllavVT It is hard to believe that a man was cured of a Kidney disease after hit body swollen as big as a torn-! and he had given np as ine arable and lay t: death's door. YeT such a cure was socwnplished bv Kidney-Wort in the pet. son of M- M. Devrresux of I mix. Mich., who rays:. "After thirteen of the best doctors in Detroit had given me up, I was cured b)r Kidney-Wort. I want every one to know what a boon it is. Yes, ' 'Gentle Annie," we know thai the mills of tlie gods grind slowly. Kit w/are ^lytngtogrt ashxveMid the last 5 jwb nSre tasiiy if you were ~ACard. T lb aU who aresufleriag from the err.-re . i orowrvt by wmtoimary in tvHith America. Send s sr If -addressed envcidbe to the Hsv Jcrai-8 T-.tauij 8t*i,m D. New York roods bees foAbddw. m a Mew YtSJ aching ptiro--<t>sispt<i,ua aim I

. 2l«c ^drrrliSfiBnttt. _ j _ u i 'raj THEGREJU6ERMA* | A "|"p||Y|| " ■73 RHEUKATISI, ^ gJL~[jri\ Nnuralgla, I SciaHea, Umbsjo, VJ j sscvsca* J Rt'hl CIl TOJTE1CE1, ■ ■""Tjj u« loorr. QVIM-V.CWKU.ISdS. _ I a„as;im~boiuiwi— nrntorniionu. The caartts a Vasstorc* - iiwinHyaYi^Bi i THE SURE CURE KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS, CONSTIPATION, PILES, AND BLOOD DISEASES. IfHTXICltSS ESOOBSE IT HESItnLYj Tstou«*iiP« ^OF caaea K^^nlJ»*c»aB^rth«v~vu rararararatrarawrarassnrasarawBraraara jfjyiij i ii C Iraraswrasraraianrararasraw^^^™ DR. DAVID KENNEDY'S icVt ">*//> REMEDY ' Cor the Car. •< KMu, sod Liver Com ^ lUteU, Cowotlpairaw. sxO^ sll^ d«tUl 1 * AMONG RAILROADMEN KennrdjWFarorltc Kenre-d> A Ytirllllnit letter trom A L Jra?u«.»was taSrajrtUI wool is ejieu isnr'. la-l.l^was ^a-US^WlSU nallRl A i I:

I ,««s Mm--l*tr 'iisM!nu'«itti ,1! a^tnhsvs p ii- : JI1 w-m-r et vdaa. For * trarwae my .J , Ufs *«• -l-aiwlre-l • f.hul at 100X1" 1 to-cuTrrrel „ m h.i a> t« I«- a'.i. In rids ran. By rts sdrlre * ; bi^aS Ui'noisei tr.^o tf.* walraw Bal^Uwv ^ i *oM"' iouS* ran. mrad^drto-d am - i- K*V'NK!.VS pxvuKrrr mm, and 1TB «K«ni_V. In my ogtama. uvrd m, tile. „ , r^Sraslrt dto^traf Sv^5ral|tt*TJreT r rrj ore^lnuaTJ ui miur cl KMirri, liTSr, siotawh. Bowsk. sn-1 Tleio. 1; l, Keaaydy, Bra- 1 , PIABOS AND ORGANS, j y. i . - Tor patok Is rraysrerolly mrned u> esD s» oar | UHUIIi RBXTBD WITH PK1T1LEUB OF THE NEW HOME. ' \ Oor Ur"t Rooninx MtW (lOkB-^KWlNn o ( MACHINE u tar Isadlnx awshlusnr ier.1*, * irsSH1'"" ^ ' THE .NEW HOME j ssara'ttWDmy^SuItW^^iythS^S HUM 111 Sunt UiB ii U t ASP NOLO ox BAWT WOSTHLT TNSTAt, ' NKKtiUEN.llACHl.VX OIL* ATTACHMENTS < t I e nrnracttsn. Organ* Tuned and Repaired, ' B. F. HORNER. L QEDAB I.UMBEB, " * SWtigles, Skiing and Pickets ik|— >— iramrassffJSSrt^ " QO0O1! AG KN TB WANTED DOD- „ jf t i.E QITult: la sell She ram ^uasaoc BLAihjE &. LOCAN \wmmm ' A MOVTIT ASH BOARD a: - OrK 1 ■ -"V asra-aras . j

^r'^HAiSffh' on!TnranSjsSSs-'* Jl MTHTSffpill ajwras ^rara.^Wadt^pra. jP j; [ j^GENTS^YYAXTED FOB THE j BLAINE 8L LOCAN I FOBC( FTBUKUINU CtT. ^mjthrl, max. yrs [ mi i SS-™ ' RAuirr* iooK CO_ PralUn-t. H.tn-. RUPTURE :^ftSP : EDLllte^Bi T.ISML WSTB-Vittil" anS"i5SSdB3i'er; Ui «ll I x-xii xrv not well rausfrd w.^lll srofl SI U* pay din wiraiT*f-sw*fre«- Pretoass win 0. mads j ^reu^owf'xawiliuriy sure; Duol dvlsy. i ^nnua.^AjMrera ^ | !'i'i;ACENTS'Jr,yi ' ^fSr-'^'ytTgLirT DBVOUTIOSt. I ;; CLEYELAND«= „ chtvtLAriu,^ :

TSiiS'Sajr t inun, PATENTS re in israinat Oixo isuewlto l:y 'rree^Pclix^"; snd or aixXr -nn ^ t'. 'iVJuxfiSw* p"re"rt^ntar, ^arblr QAI'E MAY" t'!TY MARBLE WORKS, Mipoiunrrt. And All xrnds of Marble and FlscWr NOBS Px»s KWit I- T. EMTKIKm. ANGLESEA, Cape May Co.. N. J. LOTS. - - 50x100. " xJv^>tTul°Nl:T I rat. r^de'FBlo. M rsU PMlhdtlpalx and Sew York than Cap. Ml! Tsthiiox. FlsWnx. Ounxmx. Oywselas sre a, A"01^rws,in*ra?i'iiada. AosVwx. tap. M.y Ctoaely. x.j. OUTTAOSS FUR ItALS *WJ TO EBR ggranffBit. i£2T MMAJffl 21 te lad*, awl Uvosssar. =« wrtk— .wssastsw sss. w £ssfs2IfflL^3 c ST. WIS HHORTBAKD IWIiTl'lk, a HTTint j. tiKitnt i ijarssvariJERU8EY INSTITUTE BRIDGETON. NEW JERSEY, \mwmM ** aaxss-y

NEW STORE. SEW GOODS. . ' : j BOTTOM PRICES. k:— j GREAT REDUCTION CLOTHING, ETC.," 1 A Good Cassimere Suit, tA.y 5 worth $8.00. A Good Hluc Suit, . ; $8.50. Grand Army Suit including extra set of buttons | in indigo blue, J 10, ' | ;j o^|-i „|t_|ani„i „.ac ! English VVorstcd ^itin Lined Suit.T18.00. Equal to custom made i BOY'S AND CHILDREN'S SUITS AT IJt« TUAR rillhAOIUIllA PR'CK*. JEWELRY, ' WATCHES 5c GENT'S JEWELRY. AMERICAN WATCH, ' | Three Ounre lose and warraairel fas two ,^*rv, are--.im, for .is. A sperts! barxam la HATS AND CAPS, gent's furnishing goods, a '"'""^At'axcal'Ior uleralcleal-dtiwt. MI1KT, poce CeUahdd tidur. and Cuff. . MERCHANT TAILORING, 3 1 Ki* those wx« laeter turtac thru xoudi made u, ceder, we have anmnxvd | A full Line Samples of Suiting*, etc., of all the Late«t Designs I QUALITY, STYLE AND FIT GUARANTEED. » — W"— 1 - A. J. STEELMAN. _ |(llv CAP* MAY CITT, R.J.

cmn sum iiiouiimn, 6 LARGE NEW STOCK I STOVES, RANGES, HARDWARE, TINWARE AND GLASSWARE. House Furnishing Goods ; ' r Of all Descriptions for CASH Only. Weclalwuuto— etotmioatrari-u. odi.r*-tia»raili Jcraey. Can be had at aayot ourrtorr ^ Cape May City, Cape May Court House and Dennisville. ( SK J IAI.X CITY'. ANULBIKA ^AND UOU.YMAI Une" ,Kn,*Y °r KVEItT " W* KKRT AT TH£ PBONT. VI UKPY' COM I'STiTlON. W* OLARAKTg* SATIKP ACTIOS _ We Are ouo prepared to do All ktndi of _ j TIN ROOFING, PLDIBING, STEAM k OAS FITTING . IP A MAhN'KU THAT •iCAKANTER* RATIRPACTIOP. J. H. BENEZET A BRO.. imiara « JACKeux aTKPrr. caii may city. n. j. , WOMAN'S PHYSICIAN LADIE'S PRIVATE COMPANION FOB HOME TREATMENT. A. COmmon Bense MEDICAL INSTRUCTOR for LADIES ONLY ; S3K^SSiSsS-£irsSiAXSSt!^STSSs ss rx s&SSS I HSSrSSSS^iS ROCHESTER PUBLISHING COMPANY. Rupture i

€lotkinn ! e i^&i' i mfv !g ' Examine thoroughly before j you buy your Summer [inCj Our goods will stand a sei vcre inspection. You will be surprised at tlie low prices | and wonder how we do it and tnakc it pay,

a, c,yatfs&co„ Micr Bnaiiv Clsteit S » St, lIlILAUKLPniA. ® Yhilada. Businrss (fnuds. I ' | rpHOMAS M. SEEDSj ' FASHIONABLE nATS A CAPS, I UMBRELLAS, BTC,. 1 j Ha «t More* M'aoee* PMladelptlA. ]-»■» . i gnULL, WIBEBACK 4- CO., I WHOLESALE GROCERS, 1 TOBACCO AXII SKOAKE, I SO.' 11 B. FBOST 8TUBKT. rillLAIlKLPlllA. I jc-J I I. EH MANX 4 OO., t FIX* CAHWAOEK AKD VUXAtlE CART* ' OF EVERY DEhCRIFTIOK. . No. Tie KESHLKB STBEKT. 1-HILAIlELPHIA. Bet. Palrmaant Ave. and Brown, oh. NbiUi. i NJI.-dpraUl Attrat.no xiren 10 Krtalrlax. | ^cALLLSTER 4 CO., FINE WINDOW SHADES, ' NOS. «A»n II NtlBTII KKiviND STREET, >T laienloca and Wholeaale Axvuu *1 v see -Nor- I eay Wimtow Shade Fixture. Jclty ] Ti.'"- McCLEES A 00" ; 5 fflmcj uid school nramm, SCHOOL APPARATUS AND SUPPLIES. mytr-r Wa lira Are h su-rat, paiudeiabia.

QtHsaNrirly a MlUton to wire! front, on). I re^-'snOPPLNo'ounir" WA A More* ra. «Ua .«? .TT-T-SC I •pB. SPEEL, MANUFACTURER OF FISHING TACKLE I IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. NO. M NyRTH SECOND KTOEET."^All^Unda^ra^ Fwbinx Txekle loraoW- Trom Tl|«. OMd^" FrrniTra" RrehL « different tank. CUc«. Metuply. «c.. Trttnnlraa ' towS^ra ""*1 of Ma hwok. Cartridra. OaUery. t.M o-.1t. to matL^, | Ifgal ^drrrtisnnrnls. gTOBOGATE-S OFFICE ■reeomtennxiwj^w^rerawjra volrlrxnpnn un ae SURROQATB OF THE OOUNTT OF CAPE KAY. TUESDAY AND SATURDAY of^aaehwaat. W1LUAM HILDRRTH^ CHAXCERY" OF NEW JEBaon"ail Farenw. ret r of J™ ot tajw May. i" rra*1»ra apnoUil*d la eakl oatur and wore irtooiiB^^e^itarMtM. urar^reMrh'aivtdrod a, 1041 Iw mad' of the preoenht at tw off ret. or tsJWtd lire Bran. rCM«S I. RICHARDSON. Reoetver. f* XacAaan So. Cape May City, H. j. M.mTAYUm.fc.»rtt«^ /J. ; Wrdiral. The Science of Life. Only^SI. ; A Great Medical Wort on SMoofl L ■il iiiu 1 TtiAlity. Not tuna all I ll«WnMT [ witty. Frenutnre^Rveiine la Man. Errore af , Prra. li maatm, eiborart twin. r»llxm.anar- ' SIS-1' wraf^S^aSu ! taanvywni mummtw SS£ ywmbrairaaiyLSrae jrawA ^ S'iTrSx&'Mifat.IS . -THYSELF 1

*>Ht«d Wmt-YiMt. KST JERgEY EAriiBOAD. S^TIRF TABLE IN S^TBCT AIRTST «. IM- v j TT. - «a Par. (bo- *« a. foUW lor FHILADELFBlAt ; YretP •— -i-M. mfRirairipW, -Vo5. VSpT *** " * ^ . ,s,r»o r,.y^* ,'"tad"p" Mo^fTsrst^rssssJC 4.45 ffr-S*'™-- " ' „ 5.00? Zffrr*"*""*' 53 Ur'TT ' ' ' ' FROM PBIlADEI PinA.

9tttn\. Worms! cla>kjTWORM sjljJPll joi. by H. A. Kaira»JPlCoaraA HEALTH IS WEALTH7 ^ WC CUARAMTEE SIX BOXES^ ^ ^ < "'EI'dM E R ft1 M : at O DR. DAVID . » KENNEDY h CTr jfTl KIDNEY ; iW] LIVER'CURI ■ IUflB WiBUCKI. DdatwhaBrtBetoftAdb'o » coirer.'"^- ^ 'L'*. *"'1^' a 1 Wisffllantons. ■ FTOOTJ>TMfLMT A BIO CKAMOE 1 DOMT LET IT SUP 1 r --^■tiiiiSi Miy t*. m*m ^ra^^lHL I ^ABEITSWAKTEDxlJA^ V CAlfffTON'6 TREASURY of KNOWLEDbE. ' agattasstKatttwRgsg BK THE PNEUMATIC MSB FRUIT DRIERS. ■ to*M the Site HtU sj^CHB vt*