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. . _____ ' • • VOLUME XXX. CAPE MAY CITY. NEW JERSEY. SATURDAY. AUGUST 30.1884. WHOLE NUMBER. 1568. ■OtolH. Kl^: =

• iNBfBH o a. ps may city. xff. j. 1 1 .50 v year in Advance. Tnrfmtonal fords . j a. iwmtAK. ~ •rrnBYVT, *w rnir*mn,lfl»,«Ti'«» nnl.lrTT0»L«4«T*R K1« nmrytK nr murwr. F. DOUGLASS. ATTORSE J.\ T-I« A "W ■nurrrvre •*i"rST ry ALTER A. RARROWR. XTjroi xr.x-A W'i* ■ounror i* m*i»r*ry. Vnrwr HOU.V. W. |~^R! J. V. T.EAMTXG Jfc BON. jjkwtTsts, ■J-AMW M. B nnj»RETn. ATTGR NET- A T-I.AW •niirirnB. w«w»- «wt» iaxi-.rh nr ^ ■^■JtRRFRT yr. pDVTTVDS. ATTORVK YTA T-T.A W.

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MMrdiral. Vital Oueatlona-l!! 1»t fV »wwl rminfnl pkjntian * Of «n» x+nol, «h«i l« tbr l-r« ihlnc 'n Ilw world for qnkllnjt and allfrlac ■" •'riiflifx, of tbe DfTTr». and corlnr all 5 forma of Iir"uia rofnpla'nia. ri.ln» natural, rtnldlikr rrffiahlM iWa llnp? And Ihrr will trll ma onbrsilaiin|[l7 ^ "Stmt form e/ntpt!!." j cnirTDt l A-k aui-orall of Ihc mofl euilncnl pliy"What la !hr Nxl and nnl* rrmrdr |Sat ran Sr rrlird no to rum all dlarawa of il-r kldnrraand nrioarT orfan"; anrh 1 o* n.Hdil*a diaraara'. dtahrlra. ndrnllnn. or irahilltv In rarain nrtnr. and all Ilia dia. rama and ailroro'n prrullar to Womm" — "And iti-T wm in mo rapltniir nod P rmohailmTlT" IMni A*k Ibr aamr ubrakjana ' "Whal la ihr moat rrlmhlr an), -i-m J rum for *11 #m diaraara nr dTanrtxia: rr«i«lnallnn. Indlerrtloo. Mllnaanraa. malaria, frmr. acne. Ac,." and I bey will Irll ron r Ifon^m kr .'<•*» TtmAMmnrrFor vrara And r-ri-n np wShraiAn. of -Rrir1.fr and «hrr kldnrr dlara*- Q Urrr romnlalnla. arrr-rr r-airha. callml ^ From ac-tnv nf nruralrla. n.rr.xiano.. f| wakafnloraa, and Tari-ur diaraara prculi-' ^ Sircdbb nejtnam. Z OnfTSniraril Arrar of Land and

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Ir-AM^rUafbcaxalto. J daw as. uulr a alaiax aX-M- Bad w»xxd K-lia. ( TSra, ia tua eaito I laid UaM* UllWhtomL. no aaao terma. A lltu. apnir. What *M 11 «o I T^!° -j - mwSLm*. AuVpwi.1 JaaxTanSiiif i^* To Vmadaad aa al laal <BA fa. Oof rulA- a. both aailf.hr | As* laaafkto. aqtef ao numil — ~ , Sympathy and love. d s TakiiiR lea tbe other mining with an 0 old anquaintecori cuw prulaaa ur in A i Ki. gland oollrgo, tl>* oiuTornalion p r-mlled aome of the frirmla of otu a day*, and be eorp ruled tue with { thif remark: "A woman"# fynpalljiei t: lie uawer her brart than -hie Ioear." But c h- anrprired me more by the rturj he U-id to prove It » i I gurnet it wma anren year*, be «ald. 0 thd our rbaiL of aatruinosy remained (l raouiL You know of Dr. Mmduai. Il K Wna JuAtly that the world finally gave a him fame J^oU. after hi» deuth the ti-aateee wore at a low to fill hie jAuir. A i, « i wk man would hire bom iiunfferable ti thrm. j, Do yon rrmomber hit familr ' Clinrmf

i«K wife and daughter. Tlmj epout w-v-er»J yean, abroaul. alter hie dca'b, and when they returned, notwithftaudinh that tlie widow still wore mourning, tlir nnm- | brr of oar lilt ie noeial toraiU a ir dquMnd. Die danghlrr had a string ef yynng mil- | lionairv gfjer hnr c- ,n.«tautly. Female soeielT. |ierha|if y-u know, wasn't linlini- | ite-L and it *a» with a foundttion of truth that the" lellowa grimly joked "«1 s-nt ( e lung on tiae gtrhi their fathnii . Jiad | • routed before them. Charlotte Jiardou " , war an faxunaling a girl an her jgulln-r , liad been, ao aaid the old- folk*, and i! | was to her that Tonng Prof. Lntx quote. 1 ( (flLT &5rB.y"filwta3,'fcrd£c. I" wheutlv he brought down on himnelf the ridicule . j of Hie mountain-day party. Yes she ^ , o.tdd bare had the piok from a doxeu very rich boys, and I think she would , hare token it too. if nhe hadn't diaooTftmd , •dial her mother waa trying to influenoe ; her in their favor. At the senior party, that year. Charlotte held her court, aa ahe did everywhere. Bha waa aurrounded. I remember, by the rich fellows of Charlie Elioti'a net Elliot waa happy that night Charlotte had born unueually gracious, and her mother had made bar favor "Ed." aaid he, turning to hi* chum, "1 tell yon what win be great aport Bring Seymour np and formally preeent him to Mia* Mardon. It will ooafnae ! liim. He won! know what to do, and there'll be a deuoe ot a aoene." n,a clium aomplied and in a moment I had the reluctant Seymour by the arm. . The aoena that followed moat have been ail that Elliott deaired. For a moment the poor atudent atood before the belle, i It waa not unlike the Ubl-wn of the beg- j [ J gar and th* priuoana Her oaay attitude ; amtraated atrangely with hia painful ; [ awkwmrdneaa. Eihott bad not mis.-alc-.i- ■ "i iU-d. The effect waa immediate. AH rye* were turned toward th* oouple and aroile want around. smile wrai arouuu.

Charlotte Mardoa aa it, and ber r elgekn flamed She had divined the ! ( l eanleaa joka. To the aorpnae of thms- f abqut her aha bagged Seymour to Is, , M-aled— inaiated that he ahould be iicated. idle tried to draw him into the cou- _ venation. Bat it waa impossible. EmUaaan»el aeeaad to have driven his j wit* away. Only one remark b* ventured. (Manning at a portrait on the ' wall be stair mered out, "Ibali • good ] picture of tbe presideut" The portrait am* takrai thirty yeare before and waa ] > :i y thing but a good likeaiea* of tha pnxi,teut as he then appeared. The unfor- 1 Innate remark caused another smile. El- , lnitt was delighted. His joke was a | spb-cdid ouocexs. Poor Seymour twish-d ' >i>et in hia chair and hung Us bead. ' Hia dieoomStwe waa eomplete. Mia* Mwdon took a deliberaU look at the pieiare, and did not amda "Yen." I eh# aaid. "itis called a very good like1 neaa of him just sfter graduation. Have you seen the president's flowers. Mr. . Sevraourf 1M ms show them to you." | Risisg, and excusing heraelf. she led Hut young man bio lbs greenhorn*, ad- | joining the pariar. f "The devil I' mad m«tfc - m didn^ kx^lcr anr^mghke thaU.'^^ j I trying ardcal. hsdSr knew a Lai uiaev or do. He IcM as if a fuGlsKXM had beam - taken fr-sn hi* neck. . Tbatpaia aurt fix- • manner .4 relief worked atrangely .« M.. v asitlTV Datum. Jlr fell thai be ass iu . gn at debt to hi* ocampenioo. He waste 1 ' 10 kiss the been of tier garmaot. He : .nd acting like a t»J He expected that lie should make a greater fool of himself than in tip pnrhw. Bat aens way be . ain't oars ha bad toal all t oar of the i -ouliful giri. Her act of iwvcy hac brought bat ■oarer than years.* aoquain- • .roe ocx Id. He ta'ke.1 rapidly .d tiif ihewa, ww 'mafcexw of them, and char t I. tie Maoed— HMamed wtmdcein* why . dram to hatsth hade thmkmg that 1..t aymfadhy had tmmgfat the awkward .tn.ls«t naaw-r th«i he would have beet l.ed .he known h m half bar lib-Urn- and - hoi novae « hi- in .wunl. i .vimi out th. ohsarrJory -hm* h.

worked, the qneerty shaped building llsu ! ahowni its dark outlinoa in the the moon- | lighL just over the campus on the hill. , she wondered what it was that prompted | hrc to bag him to take her there, to exact | a promise from hint that, on the very uaxt avouing. be would ooudnct her t imugh the building that had been built after her father's orders. She persuaded ; herself that it was a desire to see some I manuscripts of her father's whioh Sey- ; mour told her had been left there. Por- ■ iinjmit wnu N.»t withstanding her mother's mild re- I i m.'iiAtranoe, the next evening found her j with Brent Seymour in the telescope , : r- - in of the obaervatnrv ®*~ " 1 1 ' j been lei down and she was watching the I " I wonder if father often studied them from Uiia room." she said. < " Whenever the eky was aleer." " I wonder II he ean see them now." j " No, I think that through some one ol ; tli.-m he is looking at uA." i Far from scienoe end astronomy, far, I very far from hia scholarly stand-point, • • tlie mail's childish reply had. taken him, but it had carried him nearer tha heart of * girl than ho dreamed. I Mrs. Merdou's disapproval of hm daughter's visit to the observatory witl Uroadenrd into auger as hit culls were Tepest«L and re) exited often. intimacy grew betwrx-n tlie young people fliat, even to themselves, they did ' aut undi.rt»ko to exi.Uin. Tho girl'i ,' friendahip had opens. 1 a new worl^j t< hard-worked studsul Had be known of life, he would have known thai be was falling in love Over the other a secret was stealing aa ateadilv aa coma .over us the morning. A month bad passed siriS^ tlie senior party. The «wc sat again in tlie telmooi* room. &h« seemed to be studying the stars. "And do you remember," abe was asking. "that, that evening, you thought , at us f" "Yea.-

' " Do you suppose be oan see as now f' " Yt*s" (in s surprised way). "Then." (beritatingly) " do yon think . he is glad— is glad to see ns together ?" "Won't you" (the voice was very . hnsky)— "won't you answer for me?" "Yes," she said, in a voioe clear as a . harp chord. "I know he is." Seymour wondered if his senses were giving awsy. .He hardly knew whst fol- ' lowed. He meant to a-k — he tried to ask if ahe didn't think her father would be 1 j gtad lo see them always together. Soma that aretoixi long and heavy and he • ■ c..uldnt make tlie words com* Hm htri ^ryss wire "f.Tiiided" with tsar*. He fell jfrt sv b' h-1 in the greenhouse the ' j night of the senior party. He wanted to ] kiss the hem of her garment He felt 1 that be was in debt to ber and falling deeper in debt every moment He knew was — "- V'-p a fool of himself, hut hdidn't rare. He was the happiest fool that moment in God's happy world " Ion are just as rnnoli mine," »h« mid ' at last her hands resting on hia head ' which soma wnj or other had found * place in her lap,— "you are just aa much mino as if J bad not done all the wooing r myself." ..The Herd on mansion hud never seen snob a storm sa followed Chari-tir ' ' avowal of ber betrothal. H« mother in- ' aisled that ahe would never consent. ' never in the world, and til# girl who bad 1 always honored her wishes above everything else was in dial! em. 1 " But you did not marry a rich man • : yourself, mother ; why should you want ' me tot" she urged ' I "I married a - man who was great— ■ j whom 'everybody knew ; why. if yon " ■ were to marry the man. whoever he is, " who will fill hia chair, I should be happy 1 i forever, but this fellow,"— end her indfg- ' nation almost overpowering ber she loft j the room. I It was late in the evening when Char- , lotto stole upstairs. Passing her mother's Passing s P1

j she saw that tlie door was partly open. She knew whst it meant Womeven among themselves, make th-ir w reconciliations gracefully, gradually. She " pushed the door wide open, sa her mother had intended she should, and went m- <* The lady sat by her writing table; her head rested on bar hand, and ahe « as £ evidently sleeping. A little pUenneUers „ 1st before her, a picture bwade them. u. Tears had dropp—1 upon the letters, and m . Urn picture bore the stain of tears. Char- j, lotte looked at the picture closely. The „ face wis fsmihsr. Surely she had sc-n N ] it before. But where ? She copld not a place it among ber aoqnaintsnnea Whose ^ | faoe waa ill She started. A broken, ,j uncertain voioe seemed to say, " that's a r, good picture of the preeidout" Her lov. , rr's awkward remark at the party, the v . portrait on tha walL the picture that ber mother cried over. It was all dear, very b ] chwr. and she didntosre to read the open R letter liy the pie*ure. t ' "My p<xw. dear mother I" she thought. , I as without awaken u* her. she glided to „ her own room, carrying thithfw the great- c " i est eeciret of her lifetime, save one. a ' It was after midnight when Mrs. Mer 1; doe awoke. Khs nad bojusl her daniri.'.er ? , I would oome la. She wanted to toil her t ; that she was no longer angry. She bad t 1 1. -en esrried back ovur parte of h« own , and she wantad to teU cSrioUe tiial £ ( nfter sU she must follow th* vow* of be* heart, that her own experience had t ! Is nght her so. She was almost rredy to J , ' ooufare to her that although abe had pier- f ' nod a man who was great, whom evtry- , It bo-ly knew, she— so, no, DO. she cnld U not laD her daughter that— «.e nonld not f leii bar thai Verr slowly she put away j f m tl* letters and the picture, saying. " Ysa | I j 1 bread trim then, and. God forgive me, 1 . t have loved him ever sines ' i J. At DOC- the next day s servant brought < r. s —<•> to th* president's st*»y: "Ohar- , - i.«e K If ardor, requests th* pleasure of i ^ s few lannwBts' private ooc-verxatt-u " c j "I wc—dcr what Addje Mstberla dnu ;h- I 0 t-r wants of ma." thought the old txsdr 1 d rim, a* be passed dun into (be r**p>K» | „ r.»*ii. "How the girl brings her »"• : „ nirndi" .

1 In a dignified manner that .even sure : - prised herself. Charlotte began : "I un- . d'-tstand that the trustee* hare given yon 1 power regarding the profeamrahip, whioh t fating"" death made vacant" r "Yea." ' "Have you made any provisions yet ?" t "No" . 1 " I lis ve a candidate to present." " Whst— you I A candidate 1 who is • ur " Brent Seymour." Charlotte's intimacy was not unknown - the president hot this astounded him. r "It is impuxulile," Jie said, "I don't ; how you can ask it, .how yon can i " Wuulif you not do muoh to bring to yon one you loved I" she asked, boldly, i A peculiar light came into Ahe gray cyw I —hunl the steel-buwod spectacles. "Yba." " How much ?" I "Anything." "Would you give t professorship.* The peculiar light increased. It wis almost a blaze. "Yea" " Will yon give ms this professorship, if I bring to you one you love ?" Tbe gray eyes ware now fairly aflame, j .She was understood. Ho sprang to his f.-eL Age seemed to full from him like a . 'cair"Girl, what do you mesa T~ hs shoutThat aha loved yon all tie time " There was a base 1*11 match on the ool1 lege grounds, but it wss not the topic of tire afternoon. A report that Brent Seymour had t*cu appointed lo tlie chair of astronomy liad sent half the ooUege to his little house to congratulate him. They oould not begin to get inside, so be storsl out in- the yard and shook hands with | them one by one. In tho early evening a passing student saw an unusual visitor go up the psth to the Merdon mansion. It was tho greytho

, haired president Mrs. Merdon opened Jt the door herself, and the student oouldnt help seeing the look of astonishment mi ' her face, and tlist ahe tottered as she M stepfrcd back into the hall j couldn't help to ' hearing, in tones that he will never for- '' gi-ttwoexriamaticms. "Addiol" "Fran it!" 1 and the door closed. ^ . When -Seymour and Charlotte came in ^ from their evening walk they heard voioft. . iu the sitting-room, end Seymour was ^ . s|>oochh*a with astoaishmeut sa ho reoug- | nixed tlie president's voioe saying: " I k , am glad that you rejected me ouoe, for I rnv toy is made woudcs-ful bv Tram lt| Oslchiug her lover's hand Charlotte rl , aUyiied xrith him into the rouse. Rl , " Mother." she aaid. "if you haven't , gut UK1 uiueh happiness already,— " look- „ . nig at the venerable man who did not re- ; lease the hand lie waa holding — "remember you promised to be happy forever if I 1 should many the man who will fill my f siller's chair. L*t me present him." c , ..... ir My host ceased. His story was evi- J- > dreitly done, and as he ilre-w back from ' 1 the table he said. " Tbe only thing fio- ^ ; titintu about ft is thd name I bars given 11 the poor student" I "But," I asked, "did Charlotte ever ' U-ll her mot! .or o' the visit she made 'to - her chambei « lion The was asleep at Ber . writing-desk V 3 "You may ask her." be said smiling. ^ '• " She sits n ; the head of the table. " Absorbed in th? story. I had not no- ^ » tiw-d that my hoettxs w&i oonoisding ber . II blushes behind the tos-nm. ^ rituinsoi.<a ura ,, It was during tbe dsrknaai of tlie Mid- " y die Agra, ripe - with fanatreiam sod an- • [- |Mwstition, that the most alwurd ideas ot ' ft witehaafL borexoopee. chiromancy, and t eupirioal panaceas for the prolongation ' p. of life first became disseminated. Tlie 1 philosopher's stoue and elurir of life 1 pnuosopiicr s hmso suu «» — -

were then van n ted by the alohemista I Foremost among the prolong®* of life \ find Pareoelsus, an slchoiaist of great " and a man of considerable at- I tainmenta. He claimed to have dis- 1 covered the elixir of life. So great was I his influence that even the lanrnod i Erasmus did not disdain to oonault him. ■ Fstients and pupils flocked around him every quarter of Europe. Not- i withstanding bis famous "stone of im- ' mortality." lie died at the age of SO. vaulted elixir waa a kind of sulphur ; similar to compound sulphuric ntbf*. vrrthelrxs, to the reiesrehes of Para-o-lsus we are indebted for car primary < knowledge of mercury, which he waa the lo use sa a mreticioe. About this r]H>ch one Deonsrel Tlmrneyssar attninoi orld wids oelebrity sa an astrologer and ■sod nativity castor. He wsa a jfDyfccisn. printer, bookseller, and liorueoopist all in one. He profresod that by the aid of astrology, lie re.uld not only inalior evenU but hkewi-* prolong life. published yearly au astrological calender, describing the nature ol tho forthoonring year and it" oluef events. His calendar and other qoackcriss enabled liim to amass the sum of 1,00(1 fl'irint He dcrisred tint saaiy man lay nmW , the infloMioe of a certain star, by which dretmj was ruled. On ascertaining what planet a person's misfortunes sickness pruoneded. he advised bis patient to remove his rctidmoe within the control of a mure propitious luminary. In short, lo escape fruin the in-fln-moe of a malignant to a more friendly mreUite was the basis of his theory. An experir:ioed sbowuum says that Uw greatest trouble with tit le people, at nndgete, is that but few of them are in- ! tr-liigwt. and many of them brainless. A large number of tlie children midgets exhibition slxrut tbe oountry err repulsive mongtruaities. But whan, a dim- ; spcoameii of humanity b. dis- j i covered who has s well-devdoped inteh ' be is indeed a rarity. Turn Thumb , found himself s large maa when compared with raw mites during newt .vara But be wra-tejeof th* first svtr uxlobitod. and his prestigv gave him s luting lanre

TXPOCItAI'BlCAI. EIUtOBS. NAthing ia more annoying to printer " and publisher than lo UMcct errors in s f printed work when it is too late to oor- o r.-ct them. In spite of the utmost pains C _ of tlie proofreader. misUkeawill nowsod t> then be overlooked on the printed slip, x 1 only to be discovered when the edition is h worked off Some of those typographical ti - errors are amusing Wo know an in- a stance where a leading divine in a New n England city rushed into the office of s tl " prominent editor, and. laying down the c L Saturday edition of the pepet; sternly * demanded, "-What doss your oourpositor n 0 ' Cs*«r'*~ things and God's things' It o remls here tlist ttio ' Rev. Mr. will p y speak on Corsair's thugs and God's « tiinga.'" Matters were explained, and tl the reverend gentleman was oonsoled by it the reflection that be was not alone in his c Perlisps no man was crew more die- ■ - tnrbed' by a trifle than the reporter* , who, concerning the sppssrsnoe of '<he i lu-lle of the town at s picnic, intend sd to , '. say "she looked ox /ail," and fou'j J the , \ types hod it, " she looked all toot" i X I Piot Bu*h was at one time proof- ; " reoda- of th# American Hibla Society. - , Though, for the greater park very care- i ) fill about his work, he permitted una { edition of the Bible to go to prees xrith | the ^ expreeriou. " The^ desolate hath , L band." , ,f Of an offioreseekm a friendly editor | f. wrote, " He has secured a position in the , ,f "-ustom house, as hi* well known ospsoity , ,T say the aspirant for political preferment | was not gratified when die perceived that, j j, according to the paper, his suooess was , due to hi* " well-known rapacity. 7 , What shonld have been "The lumber , [(| men in this vicinity are busy skidding , their logs," appeared "Tho hnmblcr ,

tlu-ir dogs." In a certain disoonrse Bcv. Dr. Bethunc said : " While men slept the devil sowed tart*." The "Christian Intallgeuoe " r.ported him ss having aaid "sawed trees." - Somewhat closely allied to these typographical perversities ia th* far from perspicuous language in which papers occasionally convey intelligent*. Several years ainoe. in a sheet published at BelMe. we raw, in an acoount at a riot " Two shots were fired St ; the firs! him. but the sere -nd was not fatal." that weighs all of four onnoea" But siigjitly leas wonderful than the fee* of s gentleman Jteying an egg." is the lightness of the table upon which the occurtook pleoe. WOSBEKri'L SIEMOKT. Andrew. G. Cartin. the great wxr Governor of Pennsylvania, has s wonderf u! memory concerning those who entered the military service of this State during the war. Not long ago William W. Ker. tlie lawyer, was introdnoed to him, end the firet question the Governor asked wai whether hs was sot one of the four Kor brothers who volunteered together for the war. "I am." answered Kcr " What has become of the other threo t " asked the Governor. " Do jou know, I remember the names of every family of two or more brothers who enlisted in Pennsylvania?" Ker then told him wiist the fate of bis brothers had boon " We were all six feet high. The eldest went into a cavalry regiment and in one nf the actions before Bichm-«d bad his srm broken by a bullet He staggered, supported by a friend, to th* rear, when a seoond shot ptarood bis body, paralyi ing the entire right side of It At this time orders wore iseued that th# con.niixsoned officers incapacitated for s«rvi re should be retirvd. Unwilling to his regiment be had special trap iiincs made for hie horse, and strapped pings for horse,

tbe reddle did afterwards good servioe I1 in the field, and was with the army that ' on Dee* rear after his defeat at a Gettysburg in 1803. Tbe soldlsra called " the paralysed Captain, and hs remained with his regiment in that condition until the dose of the war. He was than appointed to a oaptaincy in the , regular army, but I met the msasenger \ bringing his commioxion with th* words : ■ 'My brother has just died.' Our ■ youngest brother, who was only asrari. j teen yeare of age. was killed in front of ; Richmond. His body 1 wm never recovered. A friend of fko family, who < was in the fight xrith biutwaid that a l>oi! i -truck him over the heart, whsrenpon br flung up hia hands and fall over stone dead. This was the lsst ever seen ot 1 heard of hitm Tbe bodies of the killed 1 were so disfigured by mod and slime ' ; tlist recognition wae iinporeiblo. My 1 : other broth®. Richard, remain ad with ' me in th* Samoa until th* surrender." 1 A kATHKAL ItABOMltTIK. ' 1 A curious Womqfaiv said to be used ] by th* remnant ot the Araucarlan race ( i of Chili It oouaista of the cast-off shell ! of a crab, which, from its curious appli- | i cation, is called the " Barometeo Areaoa- I 1 no." Tbsdssd shell is reid to be ox- ' ' tremely sensitive to stmospheric changes, | - remaining quite white in fair (dry) i - weatbar, but indicating tbe approach of r a moist atinosjilicwe by the appomanoe of small red apotc, whioh *row both in I number and in siaa as the moisture in tha i ' air increases, until finally, with the : oocurzenos of rain, the shell beoomes entirely red. and remains re throughout the rainy saaarml It is in the nature of exasperation gtadoaljy to eunosntrate itself. Tbe ' : sincere antipafy of a dog towardscate in pmeral noocroarily takes tho form of in- ' dignant barking at the neighbor's black ' cat which makes dafly trespass; tha bark 5 at imagined eats, though a frequent exercise of tho 'canine mind, is yet oor ' puralivxly fuchlc.

How the Bedouins Conquer Thlret lo an article *-n "TV Rescue nf Chinese In Is- found iu "Open Irt'iY "! lbc8ciXeml.T (intary Grneral I! E. ilatna, late n t Uw Ftfrpliae G-nbrxl Staff, ears: "In 'be 'Waiertesa I^mt,' wstrr Is the rxrn.-n.srnt quesiioct I! U Mkeit I-,* x 'srp- hody ./ Beit «Hss tike the ten .Vsnaud who nesrlv .letoy cd I ho llriiiali -qus-e- t( Tsnal msnsgetosBbw^ihtiro«*„p|4i, |„ first plsee, per do nohoeed '.be renrincis trains nquired foe a Bar Tbey are the must abWcu.tr*. ,< men. Each man tatri.e t Ate of water purchase or hari camel, rod g"au tar.Tr wl.h tbem rep. plying tbnn w,lh .,nk rod'rnrar. a.d subrisiing up* the scanty herbage and lOtlrxic of the thorny mimosa, gn.wsecluded wad it* Ttiese peoj.le °°"Jd live upon the increase of their ^icreU alone, which Ibry exehsngr rrsrflly lor other commodities ; but being the ex- , elusive carriers and guides for *11 the 1 travel sad mm merer that crura their ) clrecrU, tbey realise yearly large amounU > of money. Ax to water, they knoweWry nook tod hollow In the moumalna, away » ■ from tbe trails, where a few ham-1. of • w.trr col'ect in some shaded ravine, rod ■ they can testier, every man for himself, 1 fill Uielr water-skin.. On my first exI peditlon. nc.r the rl-re of the three i years' drought. I reached some well, on 1 which I «u dep-oding, and found ih.-m • entirely dry. Ii n, reveral days to the next well.. Bui inv lledisiin guinea ' aome na'nrel r, rervoira in the liilla 1 alkiut six mil, » „B. fio they took the water camel, at r.i"h'-fatl, ar.,1 came Iwck ' '"-fore daylight with the « alenkiii. filled. An invading army w.Kild find it - bard to obtain guides, and even If lory ' did, tbey mutt k'x-p I gel her. and could not leave llic line of march In 1mA f.,y [ water. Boiler, the lL-douina, accu.- ' tomcd from infancy to regard wsr«-r sa r most precious and fa re, uw it with «,.nprecious

B derfnl economy, Nriils-r men nor animal. drink more Ibau .aire is forty eight ^ I.OUT. A« to wa-hing, ihey never ludulgc in such wsXefiA n,mwaae. Wl .n alway. „n,-re-d theL Their an.v..-r ' would frerjuently be. -No, thanks, I drank yesterday.' They know too w,-|| tbe imponsnce of k,r|.log up the liai-it of alwtiiniou.oere. No Wonder tbey ran suh.i.1 where invSden would qu.ckly ■ perish." " _ _ Cool Bravery. ' an crorrgency. and did it, five, in (i®. occticiL Hi. deed Is thus dtacribrel t.y " the New Lodnn flay : A narrow ercarc and a heroic return occurred on ihr N si hern K-iilmsd Isi-'ge this aide of M'Xrtvilh- last Tuesday niglo. engineer saw a nun ami sr. ansa on rbe bndge dinxxly in h-s track. ,] There «a» no r ianre to uw the brakis. . j and he expected to have a frighllul accident to report. Jost a- he was aboul to dose bis eyes ,] to Mint nit the itagnly, Uw uuin caught j to the wain Iwlow. and vaulted ovei liimself rod ri-scwxl the woman fnsn dn.wnr Ing. Th-re wlu. wiim- axt this e| iaa'e My tbey never m. a braver or cooler set in their li'rs. if * 1 . - n ' Da.'l wine ibrn-." -id rxS- to . lad. ™ s pane ot glu- in s «i. d .w. 1( "Why duF wild lie lp "Ilccauw you csn'i rulj it out " j. There are oUkt thing, men ahnnld n,H do hecauae ih.-y can in a ruh them out. A m besit i. achiug f.w sympathy, and a odd, heartless word is sp-Aen. The impteasinu i, may be more durable tlian llial of a dieuiond upon the glaw. Tbe glass may Ic r, broken, bat the Uuprresu* on thai heart ^ Let grace awl gmdocaa he the prior! - Lei grace son gooonca nc ine pnnn-

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