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Lady Adelaide's Derby Day. lady Adelaide Mnotreror' was s tonw- h! whs* faded beany o< Are*iKUh>rty, or it thembaott.lhoagb do tnetarc would have b dr»«rd from ber the ediaMsl » ihsl she A was more lhaa aizaoddwroty. Serenkm srasoas bad played eoamdemlde bsroe L silh Lady Adelsidrt charms. Her oooe lr trillisiil oontplsiioo bsd sadly deecrimled tr under (be influence of tale boon and ibe r coosunl use of cosmetics. Her fare bad at become loin and Popular, brr teeth bsd si to show aa uoplasssnt trodracT In a project, and brr fltrure had km tu oooe seductive roundness, but Lady Adelaide i! s woman of deurmioalion and pluck, d soil sbe bad loop apo mmOt up brr mind o! • tbsl what was wanting in asiutr should q j bcmpplied by art. f I WHbout enterftip further Into' partlcu- L I lan.it mar he rooutfj to my that her lady- el ship's toilet was a very difficult and u Irnrthy ptoorss, and that one of bw most si rUmtial mjulremeaU was s perfectly it and confidential maid. Good u serraota. however, are bard to And. and g when Brown, who bad hero la UCy Ade- P hlWi aervtcr f.r arurlp ten yesr«. bok l« b into bet brad to many a pnwprrous young u publkoa, L-dv Ad. Ui-ta was si brr w«S- f end bow to rvph.de Irvr. A' last, sfu* she A trfnl s dram msUU In six rnialhs. h and was on the vwrgv of despair, a friend si noannieudvd u. her uuliix a curtain Ml«e 1 Burton, who w-emvd In every . Ailed tor the .Ivbosle n-eiooe. M " 1, Burton was" ibe. dsugbtM of s Mroir n- , l.rralst cleryrman. who bsd Ml bcr n imniioslly pemdhsn. She was acqutdiup s lev ber intnsltioer. quick, neat Jtsndod. and clovcr.and srbal she * anted la cxperiroov >1* newe than otwle up for in discretion- h "I «*ly le o*e she will Suit," mghnl I Lady A>U lai.te's inrdher^ tbv CounicP" uf (, Kiximi; "it's perfectly Ureadfui to pot up , with ibe ori-atures you have had laitly. , That wrvteb J.-Ma, the other day. ntadr . your eyebrows quite diBrreol h»(pha.snl ,] 1 am almost certain Sir Thomas Out iced t U." .. Blr Thoens, It may he said. on r Austnlian millumsire, who lisd new- t over to Bieland In l.«* for an arfiocniiir a wife. He W»» • somewhat vulgar old a g.-n'leman. with « taetv for Jewelry n.d f palii-med rlotl«-s. wlm lalk.-d erry c ifatpay6.fi }.A«tq. Il.tl L.dy Ado- t ' Kkt c-Jtrw" «lfofd to he Jirti&rjar.and- « Sir Tb-wna" ws< at prra. nl t|.c Mo| of her r dresme. c Atb-ra Ivn^flt^ ihtrmi-d' with Lady , Adeiiiidc.'Mii. ltiidoo ifv f'u'T cngwgpd r . AtJ Hkf tiUddy joatijed' As 'good , disiwrterthit brr' neSr fnistma bad re- j nvved w.ih 1-v. At fltet, iadevd, it was , a lijUc try tog t'» ber ladyship's feelings to t obliged to tadat nal the precise use of , the esn-wit Iviulne and pots which wwe , carefully b-rkvd op In a cupburd In ( bed-room, but '.be new maid aocei*«l i - awiy iss.lslii* with awib a deligblfully < msuer^j.fsct sir thud tba task aoon be- < ! ceme a positive pleasure. "Poor thing." sighed Lady Adelaide, < .ympatbetKany, "a Ilule knowledge of ] this sort tony be very useful to Mr some | day. Her free mlghl be made ptwiuvely , good-looking; though hraveo foshid that , she should lhjni aiLand try to get married, , like Brown!" 1 Miss Batten sever forgot anrthiag she ■ bad oooe been told, and she speedily be- | i cine an adept la the myaterious art of j ; mikiug up ber miwreaa. Her teste in drees , «a s. moreover, surprtsingiy correC; and' | such was the success of her efforts that • . pmade began to ramark that in a aubdu.d , light, tempered by rtae-o dntrd l*l»P - gt-hea, l*dy Adelaide bwkadqaile young , ! wod iweuj- i Wive Miss Burton had necupfed bry ; st'usii m ahum a month, tba objest of Lady Adebidets ambit i-h was accomplished- Sir Thomas Jenkins sraasnovrr- • t-wi champagne an aausua.ly ancco»ful f i diot, and the amiiweial Hiflat-oo-s ewgmdereel ia tba ojoservatovy of I lie Tlxtoo maneam." that be made an utter 4 bis band sod heart to Lady Adeiaute.and, ahar a (woper s-UoSEl of ojaidvo ly bceiia- ; 'ioo on ber part, was accepted. The > course qf i^nuJ Oge pnpnjyed,ln tbrir re*. - w.isi aacwwdAmfy sous eh, sod fora so* «w ttso all was haon -M in the mansion In '•jprrtnor squat*. SirTboanas w*» q-rttA , as atlsui ivr as a gaol banan of bit ajp; and - a ou c- .old reagmaNy be expected to be, '• ly. UdTfWrbade'l look, and tamper > twth .mpro»«l amlarWly under the aoficuing ii-ttueooe, hod Mi* Barton found Vr sioim-i « much teas -diasgrerahle than One day, boweyar, when Lady Adr-t-lc ariuraad from a drive la the park, -hedound bar mother orjiag ia a subdued i a>d ta.ii lis. (aau*on over an agaa lefcgraci.aa. mamma dear, what la ' s the waiter?* cried Lady Adelaide. "Aay "So. my dear; bat poor, dear atcomca j — rued Una," aoawtrad the ooutsteas. , Lady a ad. ids look tba lahgram, sad £ "From uk IVaa of Christ clutch u. > Use Ooanlaaaof Ftnoo— I rwrrvt to laf nop ■ you that Lead Algrro w Moalnrror is , ft aartoody tu w» tyitoosd kw; £ are wauxWertafl Lady Ada-: w Iside. "How anfortaaatei" I I "Dot wby. atart be Oxford at once, af ■ » enurae." said the countres Weoantieaaf j l_ s'cd *ztaal. aad such iuce* losni j »■ IMS" "1 anppoar -v mo* go." mid hm SJ (Ughtar. "but it ia rwelly Very ioOB-rra- ( " hot. Algy always bad a knack of dosag : hj w-rythta, m tba w«g itare I d.^ j 5: Usoiek oamem, dr. #enr , ".AdakdiWr said the arnwtma. wftb _ j rmick d*A'y. lam *diya«crW» m j cr want «f mat -ot^cour*. you | . "^rrtTlaw Um—efgm?* » yv^ad" a«hsd uuy aawdc, yfm a. 1-vcrrtrlw.^-

himself. You cant possibly stay ben- j * alone; and your sisters are all so abomlna- 1 b!y adfish that I don't believe either of would come op to chaperon you. b Besides, whatever would people say if p were left to look after himself!" This last argument was conclusive, and a Lady Adelaide resigned herself to the » feeling exceedingly vicious towards the unlucky pat .en L The same a evening Lady FUton and ber daughter, arcoatpained. of course, by Miss Burton a ac t an army of servant*,fouDd themselves established at the Randolph Hotel. U Lord Algernon Fixtoo was exceedingly ill. and ss typbetd is at Ibe best a slow l there was not tba smallest chance of lbs mother and daughter being able to a quil tbrir praarnt quarters for some weeks to coat. This enforced absence from a aad the separation from brr a lover, were exceedingly irksome Lsuly Adelaide. Sir Thomas had never t any signs of wavering in bis Bdel- I Ity, but she bad too much experience of t lire tncuoslaory of mac to place an altogether implicit reliance on bis attncliuos. ' He was, it was uue. nearly sixty years old. 1 be considered himself quite a young f mod had a eery Strung prwlilectloo t pretty faces —a weakness which Lady ■ Adelaide hal often walced with cooridera- J ate did not at all like lire idem of Blr 1 being alone for a month or ill I eelis In L mduu, but she c add not leave ' her brother, sod bcr gallant swam, when I she OvBcalcly suggested in a botes' that be might take up his residence temporarily 1 at Oxford, showed not the slightest disposi- I lion to act upon the liinL 1 Moreurei, lady Adelaide del rated t Is. and was bored to death bv the few < i personages who ca'laf'up 'D 1 r mother. bh« caUcd the plaoe itielf ' 1 abuminahly dreary, and declared thai ii w as impamihlc to buy the most trifling - article at any of the shops; in fsct. She 1 divided ber time between witting letters 1 i . Kir Tbouias,aod in thinking ol alLsorts 1 . f odds sod ends which were shsoluleiy 1 .-l-cnlial to her comfort, and which must 1 ' procured un the shortest notice from I articles were thing" which oould not be I properly described is a letter, and so it 1 ' came about that Miss Burton, who was : ' the only person she could trust in suet ■ delicate mailers, was frequently dispatchI- ed to IsmdoD In quest of a pair of gloves < of a particular shsdc, a scent t< asnc complicated nariire.'* an onlireiy new sort unequalled toilet requisile. Ml* Burton I rs-K»r l;kid ihraerXpfiitloDt, for brf days 1 at Oxford, owing u> Lady • Fliton's dr- : - press ion aod Lsdy Adelside's bad temper. ' wrere the reverse of cbecrful. On most of > trips sbe was entrusted with an attcct lion si-- note to Bit Thomas, which the sras ' strictly enjoineti tu deliver into bis own i It therefore became oere*ary for 1 to call frequeony at 'Sir Thomas' club r orchamhre*. aod wait for an answer to the - dainty mrisive. * One day Ml* Burton sras sent to Luo- , don with quite a sheaf of noire to deliver. 1 Adelaide had -been somewhat ni-se » than usual, aad bad written to r onriet makere, drrewnskere, perfumer*, t and Jeweler*, ordering Indiscriminately . all arts o! mysterious articles. Mi* also had the usual not* for Sir - ' Thomas, and happening in the midst of - her commissions to pa* through Pall. 1 Mall, she stopped hex hansom at his dub * dekwy Ik F.vq aluatre jfvr-tLe note * had beta banded to the ball porter. Sd l sashed oat in a resusritahle stale i of excitement. P '^RffiCakaMh i» this that Jou _t*ve S given imr oVd, recaidleat of appearr ^^Tduo't nademtpnd you, sia" aakl B i* t Burton. , '■ "Why, look at this!" continued the - agitated knight. Ufa an ondsr Tor a I' palpitating — palpitatiDg <tW be il qwkamsd. V ■s "Dear me!" *Id Ml* Jiatm "Tffi r afraid there must be s mistake— your Isuer 4 m.at have hoen put into the wrong eqvel- ^ ope." And,opening the rest of her nndeBytred " Which had been intended for Blr Tboaxre. * "This Is yuan, Blr Thames, "she Said. 10 banding it to bim. ■* But the worthy knight was ttiii id absorbed in the contemplation of the paper muuerrd, slowly, and he turned oo his * heel sod walked back Into the dob. " Mi* Burton iid not w»H tor ah answer, d hut drove off to finish ber cooatMoos, *> hunting into ononotroHablc laughter as nasi as bw cab had gone a refe distance «" from the dab. Naturally enoagb,thc did L not dare to tell Lady Adelaide bf this exd cvshngly untoward Incident, and was r- obi and lo aoeouil for hb TLomss' ; I Irt.mn* in act answsriug his lad} taye's *• nuts kg saying that be was out of-town Tor ■y the "hy. Lady Alcialde was much ; suooyedt tnfies had a sltgularty ppteot » ; effrrt In ntffirug her, as a day or two later I Mi* Bmtdh was again despatch*! f ■ Lonllun prnkded re nmM with the jineT-laBtobHlil-doux. This flow Sir Thorn* was not St his 9 ! club, so * she bad Briet ord«s nr* tore * Jtnre without an aeswsr.Mi* Barhsr m^rl . Irouhd to bis chambers In Jermya streat. *" i She gave the note to the porter, aad - | ' wailed for at answer in 0* IialL 51 ffitr TVwn* wiil he- glad if you wrib ^ < wwts up ssarc. wusa." add tba stun, re -j^Burrnu cbvysd, sod WM show! [iota a watUaantacd rc.*< wbcrcStr * t Tbrenoasnt at a writing taftn, l«Lrtmg ^♦Iridr-Atksiaide'a note round hit aqgem. * ' "Bit-down, my drer." *ld ffinkaight in " ' a Inthrejy manner. "I wire u, sprek to ».you" ^1 Bo paused a mransot and ihW re *5*^Ly Adriatd. wvms rather a Ugh- ; ^srited yoanp lady, rer ft, | Mi* Brrrv* did net feel* *1 well. ^ ^ dors so fesgouen bessaif

and all of ■ life, I sopprae!" aid 61 r | fsmil-arly. | A "Shebss been a liltle put out al not j Iv from you this day or two," re dr plied the lady's maid, demurely. ( "Oh. Indeed ! " mid the Knight, with br s distinct approach to a' wink. "Bile's ra fond of me. you ihink ?" "Very," answered Ml* Burton, with • di scarcely prmeptlblr smile. la •You'd like mo to answer this note, th wouldn't you ? " es "Yes. I certainly sboakt." replied the rt maid. vi "Very weft. I will ; I should be sorry ap get you into any more scrapes." srl And Sir Thorn* scribblod a brief an- m twer, and banded il to his fsb visitor. lb ' •Good-bye, my dear," said Sir Thorns*, d< surfng very hard at ber, and extending w subsumial flsL la Ml* Burton was somewbal embarrassed the unusual honor, but sbe took the Ji proffered band and was rewarded by s at w hich nearly elicited a scream. A The days at Oxford passed sway m wearily en nigh for the noble family of li Firton. Lord Algernon's attack of ty- d: phoid, lb, sigh never posliirely danger- t» iiu*. was extremely troublesome, and w neither prayers nor entreaties from lady tl Adelaide became gradually more and T more irritable ; In fact, she treated Mia It1 so hsuily that if it lad not been si l"r bcr -occasional visits "to Loudon, she T wmthl most certainly hare given notice to ai g "Don't voo think II is rather Imprudent b of you. my Bear, to send Burton so often n clflbs sod chambers and such like w places ! " Inquired lire count,* one day. w "Good gracious, no, mamma ; why oo earth should she not go ! " answered bcr h dutiful daughter. "1 should like toknow n what servants are for." b "You rosy please yourself, of course, Adelaide.' raid ber mother : "but i must J> My 1 think Burton much too good-look- a lug to be trusted about In London alone, 1 "I doo'l profess to be a Judge of persona In that rank of life," answered Lady s Adelaide. "By the way, how is Algy c this morning I" t "Going on splendidly; in font, he hopes ] to be able to go to the Derby, which, I , bear, comes off In s fortnight. "I suppose wc shall have to go with . him!" P "Oertaitilyt L oould not think of treat- i . lug Him out of my sight so soon ; he 1 I would Is-- sure u> do sen, thing terrible/ r "Well, the Derby is a bore, but any- v , thing vrtn be a dasitable change after this awful place- I mu«t ask Sir Thorn* to i maul us. You . will write to Sophia to • - put t» np ! " t "As you plea*, my dear." answered ■ , the countess, glad to gel rid of tbe tub. i J<«- ■' So, Lady Adelaide wrote an ttnusnally , playful and affectionate n<xe to b» fntore t I husband, bidding bim meet ber at bar t brother -in-law'* near Kp*>n. oo the sp- " . poinapd day. while ber mother sent word to a married daughter that tbe and iaht i , Adclside would atav the night with her. , in fnlfllnsam of a tour -standing prom, re. Blr Thomas anawered at rare ilia) he > ■ would be fir-lighted to obey TdS betroth's , jrdcra, and, Iridy Sophia intims'ed that , she and bcr husband would be clad to sve f Lady Flxtno and Italy AdrlaMr as toggestrd. 1 , Lady AdedaideXdt that afire acdong an I [ altauee she must do brr be* to make a f farorkwlelmpjsreira npvq, h,-rfmure k*d; I s Andihert?ft?rf,« ■''"able costume for i tbe eventful rtsy-rinw,'. hci,«.ucbanx»aus f deli beret taffitand the kwipyvuffering Ml* r -Burton rasp? extremely bad quarters of ' an boor. "" That young lady, tjirmgb some- ' , what p'reuj^isplcaanSvibseol in ber manner. are toed. IMBl'lei.perf.-aly satisfied c whh her let ; and even I*dy Adelaide ' , was forced to cmfret that It was almo* e imposaihie to ruffio her slngaUrly equable Samper. Bnt as tbe day of ibe Deriry ap- „ pnacfiM.WiM Burton showed nnmiatake- ■, aide signs of aoxlety sod nreroaaneas, u which sumcwliai anipriaed her tolstrcsa Sarly ra tba mreorng they were going j toleeve (ixrord, Ml* Burton appeared t with a very long fact' L "Tbe « lowea, my lady, doo'l match your I dm* by at treat two •hade*. * "Oeodne*.B*f bow prwbktngf" «Id U htr miatroit. "What an ifllot 'that man „ tauat be There* Bulking lot u hut -tor, <■ you to go dtnx* tn London and get some i, mtwe. and then join as at my ststrr'n" "Ycsy wcli my lady," mid Barton, r. meekly. , So tM maid deparh-d. aod Italy Adeu lside was left V> sbperiotend the flnasgcx gvnta'far lrevlng Oxford with vsryjnex- [" U was nearly dmnas-ttravwbre Lady J Firtco and ber aeh aad daughter arrived ,- at Lady Sophi<% and Italy Adclaklc at q rasa retired lo bos Iwd-ruota, and rent for j. Mi* Bunco. Tobreirreat aakoolahmert and disgnat, bdvSevcr. she heard that that Jt young person bad not _ynt put in SO upa pvarence. Lady Ad--N:,1,: w«. poiecny w furious Strange me ids she alwsrs found ^ to be ciuinvy aod atupid,' sod sbe struogiy objected to revcali r.g t!* u frets <i tier ta dressing room . to more people tluin she could help. There was. far.wercr, rtw ,, txjnw.iaUoo— the party via* mk and Sir Thomas was not expected until '1* foi- . lowing moating. So she arrayed herselfa* boot sbe omjd. and wehi dewn to tftnNkr.Otawciouacf looking by no menasbxr be*, aod in an extremely huff temper.' Thr evening passed tftd morning tunh, , hut still no JD* Bsrtoq.'and n^ a wurd frto fcr Thomas. Lady Sophie's villa "r WSJ about three orfooT mil* fromU* ig eourve. and tar noabMA dreg tad been raquMUsnad to oravvy ita party sUtber. 10 tmaslosri. ore desrrtbed BVerythft* wrat wmw Wtlh ber. exayreHngatriigpi b.^ra« ran-e-totc tar^ danger's ruum B ' -"*r teU^I^Lra^rt"irra tta n." career and evereUpdy is aaitiag." .. , " B-xhrr ffir Tbwuas and everybody ' ^ AM^- " * mwt" SiSaSsegpfT' l-w"

BotinvecUvrevrere wires, and Lady was obliged to finish dressing a* she oould. aod to follow ber mother ^ staira." ye "Jump up, Adelaide," growled bcr lo "we shall mi* the first ^ as it h." be mounted tbe dreg with oo ftttle r, difficulty, and at Irogtb they started. Her ,,, ladvahlp fob cm*, miserable and bored to d( hut degree- Hie Derby did not inter- fa est ber hi ibe lead, except * a meat* df showing off bra attreeeiom to the bene ad- qc vantage; and as oeitlicr Mi* Barton had j„ appeared lo adorn bee, nor ttir-TVvnas to „ her, sbe felt she wesild have teen fa much better at home. They arrived on course at Mat, and Ibe men gromblcd ^ at being wo late, especially * they be obliged to put op aitba vary Infer- T lor position W1 thread ol the lino of dregs, p, Ttw race preceding tbe great event bad bean run, when there ™ a *b Ul tbe crowd on Itady Adelside's left. smartly appointed mail pbaetou w* w advancing with difficulty towards tba n of carriage*. By mesas of- liberal dMributtoo of had Ungwago and coin of lt, realm, the driver managed to pilot bis vehicle Into an open space not far from drag oo which Lady Adelaide mh ^ nntae attracted her attention, and l!w t> glaoood languidly dowowarflt. Tbe sight she as made iter gasp with horror. sat a toaV-faood old genthmae arrayed In gorgeous holiday attire, with a a| gigantic buttonhole and white bat, and i ar-ids him apprnn-d to bcr ladyship's outraged vis ioo an exceedingly welRtframed y, and attractive young lady, who* feature* horribly familiar lo her. u Turning In an alma* fainting eandltliu to Itady Ftxt.,n, »be gasped, "Look there's Blr Thomas srith Burton y hi« side. Whxl can il mean!" n "It. means, 1 expect my dear, thr me ^ Journeys to Ismdun,7 added the ocunUss, with a reproachful look. '"But see— "Sir anas is coming this way with Bnrtuo r 00 his arm." b And sure enough be worked op to the e side of the drag, and making a pnliio bo* emmly remarked: "Lady Adelaide, alliw me to Introduce t- > yon my wife — though t 1 fancy you have m,-t before.'' j A Fortunato Delay. ' Prxrastination. though it may. a' a proverb maker dtdared, rtt-J time, yrt II ^ is aonctimri healthful. Shorllr after .Mr. , Ambrose Cleg* omvnd Into a liMle cOtlage recently vacated by a poultry dealer, bis srlfa said : i " Ambrose, what do yon think ! Tbe ( nicest, fattest, dcsnincckcr hen yon ever , rooaU in tbe Utile tree that shade, the back door. Yen can stand oo tbe steps and ranch Iter with ease." , "Tbe ben docs not belong lo us, my dear." | "But sbe does not belong lo the man , who used lo lire here, lor 1 axked hint , this morning when be came to more the , aah-bopper." ( "Probnhle she brlorg* to some of the1 , nrigbbm " "No. for I have asked all of tbem." '"Then, my dear, tbe wayward fowl , shall be our meat." ; When night came Mre. Ckgg raid : "Ambrose, go eet and get tbe ben." "Wall awhile." "No ewnehody might Meal ber, lor for every negro In tbe neighborhood has , found out that she roodts hern." , "Well, we'll wall awhile. I don't feel , engaging In the poultry buiine* Juat ; at thla muotect." I "Goon, and a*11 kiUtarngbt away. • i You'll find ton hatchet in the kitchen | wood-box. Tbe water's he* and 111 arald . immediately." "Walt a minute." I "Oh, yon always want to put eff erery- . thing." . "Not erecytblng. I am always willing . to eat at the shortest nodce." Mr. AmbroreOeKK orwtlnuM to smoke . for some time in silence. After awhile, , putting aside his piper he acid: "Bring tb* lamp, and well raid U* 1 Mre- Clegg greeted bis dsdsraBon with appUtar. and Uktng the light, ib# precer drd tar Husband to the door of tbe beck gaUery. ) "Abl. here she la* said Mr. Clcgg. j "In a moment more, old lady, you will . br la the arm of the ercriaatiDg Mur'1 pbcu*. Hello:" c Tlic old ben fejl from ber perch and struck the. ground wlti a atpiawk. "Well, i n taresri" said Mr. Oegg. de- ' aeending the steps art! taking up tl« cliickco. "She la aa dead as tbe anlmal- * cule of a boiled egg. " "What do you auppoae killed tar . asked the astonished wife. "Cbkflten cholera, of etnrec. No wonthe that rapaoalliun who used to lire here ; 'f^^sssss ' Sw^st would havtlhS^choU ' era aonp for Uvsnuonw tlisoor, ml a cold * cholera luocfa in tba evening. Next time t I suppose you will aft-wr me to hare ray „ nstsw. My mind tas net* tare dam of srapicioo c*snrrnin«.tta character of ' this bra!, who* demise raved ns from i ssstks&ssus;!® J hi! -irvriene* to argue with a man of tbe r husband, wbo reehtaKd tba sbring-aBra' "■•YcertaTnlk knrw'lbar sbe could dot loeg rora! lathis artghbarbood and enjoy " B*^yst'^* always know . ertgjihing r when yvu hod it ouL" . "IxlVal inference, for no ooeenn karris anything train be totfcrit out, totx the ; beiw Sf it ia. he tod. it rat. I wM J you that tor hen came MMLjHk * through the subcBe influeoor* of drira. f Was not nra.post mortoin dhgtadi fooo 0 ded upon the solid rock of truth f" -Bm row meat know that '.be tah had 1 dxhtinffidsmiM." a toThfe™ W. fever bad adhrided " v Bbr looked at him a rocsneot and said : .: "Amfarene. naortunes I don't believe t a-g.,g.-rr-'a.'a'j v trar rso bad '.!u.c " * -Van, d.«rWr. ft» If I tad bare aa ■raffihltawl am now. 1 uevar would re hare nwxriKh ^ Yuwr tad s ready '—"•

Ho Was Not a Ktcker. Ben Ridglry. a L-twvilir. Kv . orwsman. who for the dm twenty pen of Ml lift tod l*en aoootareeri to on champagne <nd diamond took terrapin, has for the paM tvrn'y yeara having a catch *• ratcb-can wre*. match with the trowl hoarding-hrawe spread, aod is still alive but weak. One early In the spring, br went to 'h# landlady with aeranptaiat. "Madam." 1* *11. with a derel-aesnl-in hit saioe aod a phre of wtaar* each eye about as big aa a buckshot, " haven 1 J been a prefty good hoarder tbe two years I hare been with you f "Why. Mr. Ridgley. of coot* yon Only yesterday a lady asked me how long you have been a member of the T. M. C. A.." replied the lady Insutprtra. "Yra, and wbro von gase os eggs with (aetheri on did I ever kick r "Whs — sebal's thatr' stammered the woman thrown off her balance by tbe sudden t>ma of tbe blow. "And did 1 ever Insist in your dipping winger "Sir, I drat—" "And didn't 1 keep ngbl on. even yoo let the butler wear iu hair banged, when you knew I ha'ed hangs !" "Mr. Ridgley, this is going too-" "And did I ocmplaln whrn 1 found a buttoe In my pie. because there wasn't any buttra-hoJe in the flap f" "Sr. I wool stand kbit any—" "And did I report yon p. the tiodely tbe Prevention of Cruelty, when I picked that poor twtplr* oock madi out of "Shut up. you— " "Yea,- and when 1 fraud a minnow io milk, did 1 ask you wletur >-<« milked your cow with a flaking rule or " seine r "Wlm — wha— wha— " • Doc't menUra it, madam. Wbra > he nrak au a little tough, was I •«* of 'he boarders who sent a buot raw aad a steam engine ujTlu lite house r ' "Aud did 1 ever otij-ct lo .paying furni'.uro repai/a. Ivcauae the luead was w» thai wbco I swallowed It. It knocked toe bottom of the chair out !" "You mean, good for nothing — " "boiTi get cxciicd madam. Did lever inquire whether yra drew your Ire will: a wiudla* or a chain pumpP' - "Oh, you vjllian. yra s retch, you— " ' "I brer you oiadam, and 1 want to ask 1 ever reflected ou your tn-lasncs can asking if you had a Jfttcat on that fly trap!" ' "Oh — oh— (ili.yo-i— "h— " " I oak, mada-n. •'it I ever do any of the* things ! And I answer by saying. ' 'Never! no. rover!' Then fore. I wan! know why In thunder- excuse ray for- ' tiblc language, plea*— when tliey I ring 1 a plate <«f soup with a «l>eh me Iu it. " they don't bring along a pair •* scissors to cut lite darned thing np, w> a man ' srofrl cboke oo II I. Thai'* all madsro." When the lady was resuscitated, lien was compelled to (H> out into tbe «U ' world and get another boarding house. Such t* woman's Inhumanity to man.— Mmhont Trxnxlcr. Dividing th« Baggage. i They srere going on a Journey. Which 1 shall I carry! heaakal, tbe baity ur the dog! Yon tad better carry the baby, 1 abe replied, and I will take chwgu <6 the I Beauty, dear ltule fellow. 1 wouldn't anything happen ta him for tbe • world." j — ■ • m • v 1 Bettor than Vacation. This la preeminently Use vacation mouth, when thou*nds aeuk rest and . recreation. Bui tboae who tafler the depressing effects of summer debility, the disagreeable symptoms of scrofula, ibe 8 torturasjd^hDttoa seres, dyspepnta or sick » Inlrerimj'home. To. such we siyTglrc Hood's Saraaparilla atrial. Il will purify ■ yoarblo^tooeup and rtr«y tan your U bibousooa, and positively cure dyspepsia or sick headache. Take It before you go. , and too » 111 ,«iffly your vacation a thousand foldg We wootd sat strike a woman under ^ ladge lltat when we aoc a girl wearing oat of those horrible garments known as r- "Mother Hubbards" ws feel Inclined to d give bcr a bell. HA Maty A Dailey, ol Tunkbaonock , * P*., was afliotod f ir aix yeara with Asthma and Bronchitis, duriug which time the best -physicians could give no re- " lief. Her life tm* despaired of. until in la* October abe procured a -bottle of Dr. '- King's New Disrorery. when immediate T relief was felt, and by continuing iu use fora abort time She was completely cured, " gaining in Besh 50 Iks. 10 a few mmlhs. C Free Trial Bonim of thta eoriata cure of sHTbrcvt aod Long Dlaena* al Dr. Kccnndy# Drag tUor*. Large Boulre « ALlKL 4 . . («> ir Ota of tto- frtr thingx the care k* 'f boura writs hhpt to dp bat cacc, U to ^ Irara the hoo* » charge o! the pel cat j. wake She got* to a picmc for a few dsjs 'i Bucklen'a Arnica Salve, u Tbe Bs* tialvr In tta world fur Outa. - Bruires, ftxra, LToen. Bait Rbem, Fever B-trea, Icttrk, Chapped Hands Otilb- . lains Oorns, and all bkin Krnpuoos and ixoiUnHoUT* i'ika VI pu J*y ray uired. - It is gnarantrad to give perfect satiafacri», or money refunded. Price IS oeou 5 111 MX Pur M. by Dr. Kennedy "WbsTs Out UffingT Mked n Bran who ' ' ral Inspecting a Wdln wore. -Tbat!. d Oh, that's ta*l on vtottnr.- We call a • chin rest-" "Gimme «**,• ex^lmed f ;hc visitor; "tt is Jrat exastly wk* my I- srMnnaeds- - . . . - ' W A ii« s-rrr. ftded srtlejra of all t ssr. W q^aCrou tbe nsrree rkra cuotrei Ita Id Df. G**WHitat Brptatra rraraa all brans of Ure* D*usaa. apsn pi» nffij istgkmsm