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VOLUME XXX. CAPE MAY CITY. NEW JEBSEY. 9ATUBDAY. SEPTEMBER 20. 1884. WHOLE NUMBER. 1571.

. HjBfef oapb may*ottt, j. • 1.50 a y— r in Advancw. Tnfiouval tMU. ' f B. HUFFMAN, STTORRKT AIVD noPKltELLOtt AT LA* f at Q»»* May CKy drift airing Bwma«r»—oe. JJ. T. DOUftLAflB, ATTOBNEY-AT-LAW Ho IM* reVf. WJlHAHCraT * *-iy° Oaiu'itar OTT rj^ ALTER A. BABBOWS, ATTOBNEY-AW.AW aoucrroK r* chaWbht, KOWT I10LLT, K. J. ■QB. J. T. LEAKING ft BOB, dentists. JjfASSsssSiress APCTPPlAJTLLA— PrAUTA. JAMBS M- K. HDADRETH] ATTORNEY-AT-LAW AKD raucmn, mww j bp iumhi jr , ^ nm~ y.Hs. ss wiamw mrsen tw»y JJBRBXRT W. EDMUND^ ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, , POIATTWR ARB KSSTKR IK CHARCOT, , ■ma KB. m taaiwiik stwssv. cat* MAT CUT. H. I. *"-T ! At rare (*>*•* n#w», Tire*«ri ma rrtfisgt 1JR. JAMES IL INGRAM, PHYSICIAN AND 8UBGEON, , rata* at re* resume* d Osptoa vrtaea ka, ' , OBKXK crktx, k. i. 1 DEUHBN TOW.NBKND, AOBKT CCMRBRLAKP MUTUAL FIBE IN8UBANCE OO. 1 OtA^'if (R pOliy Sw !!•*>•«. K J. »«••? 1 LFBKD FLANDERS, OOmWRLfjOB-AT-r^AW, No. hi* toartrt Sure*. tmeemt 8K*T. I CAKDBK. K. J. aggEs^ssl-, "imhwgarfi, ] ■pjsos B. WTT.TJAMB, , ARCHITECT AND BTTTLDER. tou: VAKB DRAWTKOii, AKB SLiptUUM- i HW oa OOWTRACT. ^ ^ ' PEACOCAL KTER AND GLAZIEB. r. iruxT, * cnMaiuL^jBaRrpoa A. a BABKB AOO. 1 ires Ana mm. mmwia EH!?' %**£*££$?* "JRT QBGAire AND SEWING MAB» F. HORNER, PIAI0SIIB6A)BIS^MU(MES ' aruoa, Ho. OAi^jaaw. grace] . wiit^i^TO'^Mn Act ; saassSasoxK] oca MOTTO 18 Taotcrricxas.gawiafl MACHINE mi rau&iT EXFUnn. : m wAAHtHBTem sr.. fui»» onto.) ' • O.A-a.1 CRy.B. J. QO TO~G ARHISCiy 'S RUUBT, Uffi 8!®l YAEIETT TUH OOLP I'CKS. RLAKK BOOKS, TOILR1 pajw, pockkt wtwt,.iaiia fi» TIW.W ■iKurcaa aoATa ^matoactcbbp os nro' ^"BoSBSf 011 4 » waahikotos eraarr. cap* mat, k. j JJKKBY HARRIS, GENERAL UPHOLSTERER, MAJMB AKD RBPAIBBB. FTC** M»n . •» WT. AH BAKE. CAPB -MAT CTTT.

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WtJinl. Advertising Cheats ! ! 1 "II bA« brentne An cotnmm to IkrId ad Article, in ad rlmrl. intorwtlnp Myle. SthAt we ITold All AllHl "And Aimrijr cell Attention to the mrrit nf Hop Bitten in ai plain, honest tcnm u w pnAAthie, j "To Indnce people "To rire then pm trial, which in prarre their mi lie and they will nerer nee Anythmr eiAe.^ AMI AAcalAT. u I, ^^lUnnr^A lull • lie, «n« it •nppucane All ' Did Ittic Dler ^ "Nol "She lingered And (offered Along, plnirg •wit aO the time foryeen," . — "The doctor* dning her no gond; "And At 1a»i wn cured by toll Hop , Bitten the penrn aat en mach About." "Indeed! Indeed!" "Hewthankfnl we rbould be for 'hat medicine." "Eleeen yean oor daogbler (uffrmloe "Emm a cwip'totioo of kidney, llrer rbrtimAtic tronhle tod Nenrcnt debility. "Coder tbe care nf the b«t phyAiciani. "Bnt°oS^-Krf!r *r*" . "And now (be it reetnred to ua in y-od l brwltb by a« Atopic a remedy a« li'i> Hn. term, that we bad (banned for jeai»befurt tuing it."- Tut Paaaaa. FAtber in Geting Well. "My daughter* Aty: "How mnch better fttber l( doce ■ he i nod Hop Bitten." "He It getting well After bin long tuff it ing from a dimw deelAred lnconble." "And we are an glad that he n*ed your Hittera." — A Ladt ol Ctica. N. Y. S»S Atrt'"H^'lr%ia5r th SiSwSaV Where tie Fife is Om. Magic No More a Mystery— seen Prom Across the World. "Haroea or Aleppo." (Aid Sir Philip Drrral, In tkiMbetoAUrn we1 merely aKirtpaim tie prmmiae ef the bear pAjntrtanA of trLday. Wh.t Pnekled (he prea/organ. of the hrJy are not wi n nam, and often tare. Tet no repotabie . Mdmymwe do not tear town the tort to help the cedm that PAPKEKH TONIC 'todi all othrr lleeeA or narwL ^refanTra wobih SAHCYLICA. aw* ?&n'ni| anff^' 'J5a 3Sw|elro^ ' hlSrtt^wSrjISetwmioMUieSSSinmj ■" and RAnrMgta At a btood partner n tu , r THE OLD BTTTTflBM SPECIFIC BY PHYSICIANS AN» THOUSANDS OF PATIENTS ■ me 1 . POSITIVELY CURES ' w^A^ao!ntlM,MmcttaMC(«m!^ toctiij . . RheumatisM Gout. neubalgiA . Be* hi path tad muerj when AaDcyneA trill , ■ GRAVEL. DIABETES VM PSB BOX. I B0XB8 FOR H-. Blood poisoninG °° W "wa^btkrb a oo. prop*, myVdAn wi Bnwdwag. Rrw Tort. Par ton by B. A. Kenoe.tr. IL d. AM ManyA I Macnj.Onat Majesty. i l/ATARRH H*F Fever I H'1' r ■ ! k j 'H E AtytfJhW I k1 ^

The Coquette. Kate Linden wn( tbe preuieM creitort is tbe world. „ One erening I Introdoccd my brother to her — a young, frreh hearted, handnnene " boy— end, without deity, be pioeceded to . fall in lore with her. She danced wtUi bint twice; and gave him ber fan and bouquet to bold half tbe erening. Poor Albert! How plened he looked: * I war p leaned. Loo. Ioeoad of warning him againat the indulgence of dtDgemua t dreamt, I cocoa raged bU wild fandrt. How wte I to know it *hAm tSree'i cop 11 »he held to hit lipe? p AI the end of a week he km an far ; gone ai It wal pumlble for a Toung man , to be. She could make him bluah. (igh, pale, tremble at tbe aotmd ol ber volce.or tbe lighten wave of ber hand. At tbe rod of two weeki be bad reached tbe point g when it ii (aid of yonngn en in lore. "She can wind him round ber little ,t finger;" and at the clone ol the third week Paating through tbe ball, I met Kate, 1 • little Curbed, and looking. I thought, a little exultant. She nodded gaily, and ran upauii* toward! ber room. Two 1 mlnntee later, Albert came oat of the r lilmry. with a cold dead oxprraaion on bit white face. He pawed me without . (Mining to a ee me, and left tbe home. Dayi paced, and I never taw Albert , exrept At meal timea. Bull ootddaee how . terribly changed be wan. He frequently (ode or or of an ereniug to can on my pretty fneod.and I obeertred that it war alwayi in returning from tin re riaiti that hla eyea burned no atrangely ' and bit face wal (O hotly flndied. r One night he remained out very late. and I began to .get Wlarmrd Ai I bad r been bit adf-conatltnted guard Mn gince , wc were left orphan*. I remained up for him. Honr followed bour. wearily, wearily i 1 tried to beguile tbe time with a book, but it wal dreary work ! At lad, about two in tbe morning. I beard a dick of tbe front door luck. He 1 Waa letting himaylf in with bia latch-key. I harried down into the hail, and turned ; on tbe gaa full blaze. I had never ioen ; him look (o wildly. I (prang towarda i him. but be staggered away from roe. and . (aid, huskily, "go away, Lizzie; I'm not Ol company for yoa." Great Heaven ! he waa drunk ! Allien . —my brother— whom 1 had thought as i angel among men ! Tbe light before me —Albert, my brother, fiuabed, auggerlDg, maudlin, and amtlling of itoibol— wai no I repcllant thai I Mckenrd with di»gu«L He dbeerved that I recoiled from blm, ' drunk though be wal, and with an bya- ; tcriral laugh he mid, "Oh, yra— I'm a [ I aa»t, I (upgpae. I f«e! lLka one 1 You . aec, I cant keep sway from ber, Jaoc, ' though ahe don't love me, and I try to hate her. So when I leave her, I feel to J mlarrabie.I have no resource but to drown . my sorrowi In tbe "flowing bowl I" Oh— I Be made a poor attempt to carry it off ; hjldly, and staggered past me up stain. ' I wast to my own roam, locked mysdf in. ! and cried for one good boor. That very morning I spoke to blm. I estreated blm to overcome his passion for Kate, If U wit hopeless. He linened to mo stonily, Ull I ceased speaking; then answered, with a (hort. dry laugh. "I can . never erase to love that woman— I am not one of that ion. "fine either makes a man ' of me, or rulna me utterly. I will tak her 1 onoe again which ahe meant to do." "What does ahe say to yon at praaeas on the (abject!" "Simply that (he cant tore me. Ask oo more." He caugtRup bis hah and hurriedly "Simply that/ (he can't tovebim!"' I thought. An a get I bare seen ber bend such looks upon blm ss bore a far different interpretation thin Hie assuruicecnnlaisrd Is tboae words. J knew fare to be s ! coquette, and full of conquest; but I could not balisre her so beadlca aa to lead that boy— the brother of «^e friend whom al-.<-profeseed to toveeottorly— on to wort hi pmAer as be did,' fruga the mere tUv: f Ibr Vietlma ' ! I w hi Id not . believe IL. She was but .. trying blm- Beneath |II, abe loved him. And why not I Nolbiqp so wonderful if the did. lie waa well ^orthj the love of any woman, or had bevo when she toot [ blm in band. If abe lad made him lest i so, lei ber blame her own work, and renalriSe miackiaf she had wroughL TBut thinking. I wai well pleased when Katie arrived the next day; and after 1 scolding me for not keeping my "solemn promise, an financed that she bad oou» to pay mr a long visit. I argued from this that she repealed ol tire Irrstrortft ol Albert, and took thU ' moans of (bowing it Pinr boy I. Be ' t (tuehlso, too. And with good reaaou. What a daoot she tod him! How ditin- lithe trailed, and bow sweatiy she lured him oo ! Ah. tbe was a rare ouquette was Kale Linden"! Her virit had Mated about s week. It waa evident to my watchful eyre that Albert would tooc ask ber what the meant r to do with blm. I One night they were together, walking * out in the garden. I could aee ber, In the t white moonlight, smiling up m his faeu sod leaning cm bis arm. The window l openhtg on the gardes was rsiwid, and I ' wai ritling in the shadow ol the outaint. " So. oexsstooaUy, as they pused and reU named, 1 could bear tow. wuhpered I w-rda. By-odd, y thp Mopped righ. 1 under the window. 1 didn't more, though " 1 knew I conld bear every word tbai j passed. 1 considered thai 1 had a right I to bear. "Kate, there moat bean end U> this," I ■- 1 "An eod to what?" she returned. * ; "Diet affect loaoeeaoe, Katra. You • und not in ^dcrtt^d me. T.« koX I j lire yon ! Are yon still indOneot tnBc ? j «U you ari9 trlt me, Rllh that divine j , 'Attwrt, my Trieod. I c>a I I ' My dre- boy. do^'t be a gone*' Or £ j - " ' > '

"Good!" He laughed Utterly.. "Anything fore change. 1 think I like your " Imparioeee better than your pitying ten. deroem." 9 He looked at her for W second or two " within expression I wouldn't like to call not on any man't face. Then ' bemJiTM bitnsrU, "After aU.~{t'a scarcely worth I while; bat it it too tote to think of that now. Good bight, Mtot Linden " He (nrnrd away, and fcft ber standing ** there, looking wondering aftor him. M She was puxzied. She knew be loved *' ber to madness. 6ocb dread 'leapetr— »tv ip wasn't used to that sort of thing. People usually unpraldtd. tore their hair, called " ber e quelle, and so forth. All that she rather liked. Bat this lovewmi evidently ^ beyond ber depth. ■* 1 don't know bow long she stood there, "j far I rose and went to my room. When at (he came to say good right, I pretended *• to be asleep and took no notice of her. le And yet I lad loved that woman like a * titter! After a while, when I waa (are the wai ^ quietly sleeping and dreaming. I went on tiptoe to Al!»-rt"i room. Hia door was unlocked, so I went straight to him and D put my arm* about hit neck. He looked " at ipe quietly enough, but I couldn't bear, ° to are bit face— an . white, so atnoy .calm. " so terribly despairing. ! hale women— I hate Uauty—I hate— Oh!. my. brain Is on n fire wbeo 1 thtok nf the ruin (he made of * that dear simple boy. I tried to eras fort lifru but my wordt aeetned moAery. s "Dear Albert," I reid. "I kndw it all. I wai wilneM of the scene in ibe gsrdco." * "Were youf" 5 Quiet, pessionVw tonea "And dear, dear Albert— prrcioua ^ brother— 1 have come to try— to nsk— oh! my brmber, my brcaher ! tore m* again. ' and let tbe heartless creature go ! " ' He klmed my check, sod smoothed my [• hair. IU said "Don't cry. Jane. dear. It's not worth wbtle. All there to of life it nothingness to those who live long enough to find it out You are ton years " older than I, dear, bat I've found it out '' first. Good night, sifter ; go to bed." - There was that in .hit manner I didn't 0 care to renal ; and I felt that further words would be utterly useless. I rose and toft tbe room. At the door be ktosnd me again; and I think a sigh fluttered op between hit lips. n Breakfast was over, and no Albert. I " was barely civil to Katie. Bbc remarked * on bis abscence.and wondered If anything " was the matter, to which I made no icply. As the morning advauoed, and he waa •till absent, I thought I would go up to II his room. Perhaps hto" mood bad changed and be would be glad to sec me now. I knocked gently at his door, but got do ^ answer. I tried whether It was locked ; f" it was not, and I entered notaelasdy. How quiet every thing was! How still Albert " toy i He ws» asleep, theoflMl I advanced B towards the bed on tiptoe ; lest I might wake him. The worst nmr. hare paiaed, g I thoughL since be now slept w> soundly. L He was tnrncd a little from me, so I bent , over him. and looked down at him. • Oh. Heaven 1 What I taw then wilt never leave my eyea Hasten, oh. hasten, „ in pity's name, to paint in fewest wordt B There he toy — white, coL'l, deed! s a single deep gash in the side i f bis IbrcaL „ Albert— my brother, my pet 1 „ I knew, without as instant for reflcc , Uoo, that he had died so for love of the girl down stairs in tbe lovakfstt room. I ,1 don't know bow, but there 1 was. coofronting her— glaring at ber with wild, k mad eyea, but speaking quietly. "Katie, Afliett's dead— murdered !" j "Murdered ! Arc you mad. Jaoc J" "Yes ; because what I tell you to truv Come and ree bim— be kilhtd hitnseU io. fl ro«t lt I row her turn pale and tremble. There d must haw been something frightful in my face, for I raw In here ai mnch frarfeip ,1 dread aail a at capable of rxprceaing. it "O env and scr htm, Katie— come!" "Heaven forbid I I wouldn't see bim y. tor all the world I" it Oh, how 1 hated ber then. 1 felt as H it would he a luxury to rend bcrall In lt pieces, as a just sscr.flce to my misery. , I caught ber by the arm— n\y pvr if must have been like stool— and drew brr ^ along fc>wardt the front door. I pushed t her oat, and locked and boiled Ibe door .. room, burling down out of tba window everything that was her*. n 1 didn't took out. I never sa* ber jt since. „ "Albert!— my own Albert!" r The shriek that bore those frenzied word! from my lips bought all the ter,1 rants, to And me throws across the dead u tody of my brother, wildly kissing bit r- pallid brow and cheeks, shuddering and y tint frarful woond. It was lot causing that scene — that mto- ^ (iy, that crime— that my tore and adralra'ioo for Katie linden changed . rebate I, and loathing. "• The Most Provoking Kind of a " Husband. * Ao clegnnilr dressed gentleman met a w similarly dressed tody on Fifth svccue^nd " tbefuUoatng ooorenalion oocorred: * "Are you here yM," said be. "Why.l 1 thought you had guo^to Saratoga." '' "Wg are not going to any watering place." asid tbe ladj. '.'My huxbacd't "t health has improved »> mnch thai We are M nor going a wsy thi* aeason lam afraid 11 he's going to get entirely well." u "Dear me, that's very had. What a " disappoint merit it muat be to you to have him get w«U," replied the gentleman.' 1 '1 don't like to talk abouVb," t&i jrplleri, ber eyea filling with tear*. "Perhaps he may hare a sodden re- " topee," he said aorrowfuBy. ®~ She shock her head Btoorafully. as * mart as to aay that there wid no hope, » ... a, M'. Dennis O'KerU.' fiafmond. Iowa; 1 rr saga hia wife suffered from rhei Haiti tra fotovri f Kir yea. a, and baring braght bar a bottle of St. Jatd. O.i, tU ' puin-egiiervr, whibi #be^ need, she w»

r- Things ' Worth Knowing. ir Ppai me' American CuBiralor. )• Berewtx and salt wfH make year rnflv flat irons u clean and smooth u gtogr". j ■0 Tie a lump of wax in a rag and krep it to fortbst purpose. WhcnYbe frreatrchot i ■d' rub tbetn nrat with .the wax rag. then : h acnor with a paper or' doth Fjirtnkled with Winn snaking rat Iftb hifdre eonHn#"' C »rtd « Hvle vinegar to the water, it improves the fl«h. d Sterl knivea which are not in genera] *> ute nay he kept from rusting H they are ie dipped in a strong solution of soda, one d part water to four of soda; then wipe dry, e roil in flannel arid beep in a'dry place. 1 y FUh may be scaled much' easier by dip- ! ping Into bolilng water about a minute, j k For "great ing" the griddle, cut a white I n tnnrip in baler* and rob the griddle with ' ii it. It causes no smoke, tmeTl. taste or : ■. ad neat oo, ana it better than batter or ' grease. Fish may as well be scalM, If desired, t before packing down In salt, though hi n that case do tv« scald 1hcm. Salt fish are * quickest and beat freshened by soaking In (i sn-jr tjiftiL. d The value of crushed Ice as a dressing r. fur burns and scales, first f olnted out by k Sir Jams* Earle. is confirmed by Dr. Rtchardmn. Tbe lee. after being reduced d by crushing or aoraplng to a fine -tale of if diviaino at dry u possible. It mixed with 1 fresh tord into paste, which is placed in a '■ shin cambric bag and told upon tbe bare. I. Thin is said to banltS the pain until tbe " mixture lias so fir melted that a freeh drereing to urceasary. Flowers may t>e kept very fresh over « night if they are excluded entirely from ! the air. To do this weftbam thoroughly, k put In a damp box and cover with wet raw cotton or wet ncwsjwper, then place jr In a cool *poL r. Milk » tiioh Is sflghtl^ fumed or e changed may lie sweetened and rendered g Bt for nse again by stirring to s little soda. * Stale bunt may be made to |taste as it nicely as when fresh If they are dipped a moment or so to cold water, then pot Into t a hot dvco for Are or ten minutes. They rr will turn out as light ami crisp as when r Oral baked. d To scour knives easily, mix a small p quantity of baking soda with your brick dust! and see if your knives do not polish better. (I Kcrotone wfll soften boots or shoe* g which have btcn hardened by water, and render them as pliable as new. Hero, a aroc will make tin tea-kettles ss bright as 0 new. Saturate a woolen rag and rub w!:h d it It will alro remove stains from and clean varnished furniture. " When one has hsd s fever snd the hair is falling off, take a tea cup full of sage, v deep in a quart of soft water, atrain It off I into alight bottle. FpoDgr the bead with >1 tra frequ -utly, wetting the roots of tbe it hair. The Scimlific A ram'mn says if a bottle of the oil nf nmnyroysl to left anoorked In t a room at iffght, not a mosquito or any other bloodsucker will be found there In II tbe morning. Mix potash with powdered k meal and throw It toto the rat holes of a s Cellar, and the rats will depart. If a -rat or mouse gelt toto your pastry, stuff toto; ■ lis bole a rag saturated with n solution of - cijcddc, pepper, uad oo muse or rat will touch tbe rag for the purpote" of nprniug a cranmunieatio; wiib a di*Mt of euppBrv.e Bait will eur.fle hew milk; keoo, In I prri-ring Uillk porridge, grkrlra, etc.. the - tali tbovid not he addyil uulU'jhf dish to . prepan-d. l>on,yO*j<l}Nkiiil time In scouring yoar bread pauk Ui(4d ncrer Iwku as well to a bright tin. Indeed, jbc best bread pan*, iftwn can afford to have them. .made, an . oblong om* made ef Russia sheet iron. Faint spots trxy be removed from any e kind of clothing by sat "rating with equal r parts ol lurpRnlnc and spirits tit am. When coffee beau* are placed upoo hot coals or upon t hot piste the flavor ii arising is oee of thv most effective and at tbe same thee agreeable ibiinfceUnls. If 1 DO-best is oHtamabic. eVrn the spreading n| of ground aiftfic on Ibe object to be dirin- ; focled is most putsfaotury. p Cream euros aunburo oo some complex - r ions, lemon Juice best on dbCrs, and cold d' water suits Mill ottSfflbeM. To clean stained wood!, work which is t -too varutohed.>u old boose- wile reeomr -mrhds thcaavlng df tea leaves from the res. pot for s few dayi Drain them, and r when you bare a sufficient quantity pot them la Crtao, soft water ; tot them simmer for half aa hour. When almost cold 1 rt^ tVm ooV bed dipping a Banuel - cluto to*l|ia water, wipe off the painhdryd tog il With another fiaouel cloth. Oaf ■ cup of tea leaves w«ue quart of water is d the due allowance. rr • -Mar tabor ii applied to the attng of puisauoaa insacu will allay the pain and stop the l sweffiug. or apply ill of sassafras, which - Is better. Tlee-rtogs shoaid be treated to c this w«y. Never put a hot ttoo dirootly upon silk it takes the life out- of R. * Pickles or vinegar will noi krepto a Jar thai has ever had any kiad of grease to U. In canning fruit II to uendkas trouble to d brat or put the cans to hot water Jurt set them on t crash towel or any doth that ' -baa brru folttod double o » '.f ippk.and dipped dntoflaler, and dtp the hot fruit toto 5 them ; of eoorro, there miwt not be a ' draught of air on them. * h ~u: ■ \ - ,1 UnreedltcdFeere. Bom (to EMMripata <«U. , a Westesn Ediiot-' Why, what to (he a matter? Yoe look pale." Office Boy— "Something terrible has . happeucd. tlr." "tiomethtog lerribie-whaL tome?" e- "Yea, sfr." "Giudtiesa me! WhaktoW" is "Prepare yuuisrlf for the wren, sir." r. "BpeA quick. What to it? I cant stand uiti latsciHe.- [ ."The printer* havr struck, tbe editor* •i | wool work without pay, ' the repirtera m ; hare all grew to another paper, and the hi < 6bcr.ff has called tlx timea :i,is mdrutog at ! to •ee.yui.'' as "Ob ! to that •» I feared gome ony ' 1 bad stokn my shewv"

I ; ' A Pace With a Sharky • . MUTXTOE* AT «Tar^T0X f rxw ! '. nava mo. it , Pmn the RSw Tort Slar. it : There wi re about fifty strong swimmers n ' disponing to the sparkling wstert of the h Nsrrows yroterdsy off the ofd ferry dock* iat Btapirion. Btaten' Island. An Old g direr. John. Taylor,' who fas been In Jhe I- service of the C'oasl "Wrecking Company f.wyeir*. gtond oo tbe dock. By and by ] llie swfnimer* began to scamper asbore e ami Taylor aaid "Sharka" Sure enough e a shark was after tbe men, who managed ', to grt safely in. When the spedalot* j were gasping a fizh of relief, however, a cry of horror broke dot from the diver, j nc pointed far out over the water oe the B j other aide of the pier. There was another 1 swimmre frisking about all alone in the r water, all uneonrelooa of what had herh r going on or what a terrible foe bad" been j encountered » "near. Tb'ia was a yqgog , man namcdTbolnal Kohler. Tbe crowd a set up a yell at nim md beckoned him e badt with frantic gestnres. He' did not a understand at Srat, and paddled slowly in. The crowd kept up their excited cries, ? and finally be. althnngb not underaUnd r the meaning of Ibe commotion, Marled • back with all hto energy, evidently" sarisI fled that there was same good caute for t tills" a Jirltude In hia behalf. Tlie tbark. i meantime, had been scouting the other i side of the pier, where be bad lost hto - game by so close a . shave, and seemed e reluctant to leave' so rich a ground. "The I shark will get toto him, sure," said tbe diver to tbe excited spectators. "He's r only got to swicp around the end of tbe a pier to head bim off as be comes in on the . other side." The situation was now t thrilling. The swimmer at last bad got e at tbe true situation. He knew there were sharks to tbe water and as he swam r It was noted that be looked apprehensively d at times from side to side to learn from 1- wlilrb quarter he might expect tbe attack. • His face wore an cxpmajrm nr de»pcrua tlon. A shriek went up from blm as be n drew near and saw the shark rolling v around on tbe opposite tide of tbe pier to n that he was approaching, ne swam for dear fife and tbe crowd encouraged blm II with Ms frantic cries and advice. k "It sees lilm! It sees bim!" yelled the b spectators. Bore eeougn tbe monster turned nDoot • and pointed Its note toward tbe toenming d swimmer. Il was apparent that the young man could not reach tbe pier to tithe, s -The shark glided along rapidly and the h swimmer, too. was making ciocKem J lime. Tbe spectators could calculate thai the converging lines on which the two r were traveling would meet within t few !, feet of the dock end there would doubtless I be enacted a horrible scene. The diver, b Taylor seemed to take a sudden resolution e when ft became apparent that there was 'no escape for kohler. He took off bis e hat, coat and shoes and borrowed a long r out to 'b" extreme end of tbe pier, where n the shirk, it was seen, would paw close 1 ; t.y on 1U course to its victim, who was l ! now near that point. * As It'came nearer 0, than eight feel long and one of tbe shovel I Twyb* is a large man and an expert g Swimmer. As the shark swept dp and was rushing direct for Kohler, turning on a; Its back at tbe same lime, Taylor sprang e ' from the pier with tbe sheath -knife in hto ■ right hand. ,lie jumped abont eight fast before Mriklng tbe water. He landed r about one foot on Ibe opposite side of tbe n shark. The whole weight of Taylors 1, body ww thrown on tbe knife, which be s plunged as he touched tbe water toto the stomatb of tbe shark. Instantly Taylor's y arm, the water snd shark were almost 1 hidden to blood. Toe shark madestcri. rible plunge and rolled over on Its stomach j The shark was at this moment within t three feet at the young man. whom the r cr-pRd expected to see caught. It then t lurried and disappeared in deep water, f Taylor swam ashore without tbe knife. I "1 left ft sticking to tbe cuss," be said. What She Said. A rather fsM young mas. becoming d enamored of a pretty girl, finally decided to make her a formal offer of bis bind ■ and heart— all be was worth — and then be - hoped to be indulged in some lover-like e demonstrations, the young lady being so J f*r coaly indifferent to brr manner toward < bim. He cautiously prefaced bis dedans- - tion with a few questions, for be bad no d intention of throwing himself away.1 IJjd sbe'love bim well enough to live in a - cottage with blm ? Was she a good cook e and bottle washer? Did she think il s a wife's duty to make bomp-happy? WoiJd she consult bis tastes arid wishes » ooocernlne ber associate* and pursuits in r life? Was she economic*!? Could she ) make ber own clothes, etc.? Tbe young 0 tody said that before she answered bis question she would araure him of some , negative virtues she possessed. She never drank, smoked or chewed; never owed s t bill to a laundry or tailor, never stayed a out all night playing billiards; never lounged on tbe street ooruere and ogled t> giddy girls; never Mood in with tbe boys for cigars and wine soppcra. 'Sow,' said t she rtofng indignantly. 'I am assured by s those who know you, that you de All these u things, and it is rather absurd for yon to s expect all tbe virtues to me while you do not possess any youradf. lean never be your wife, and she bowed him. oat tad left him on the cold doorstep, a madder if e pot a wiser man. The Quack or a Goose. "How to my little duck tonight P' asked voang Crimson beak of Ms* Fusion fcn'.ber, hto flashec. as she mat hto* At the door the other evening. 'S)K I'm nearly roasted. George!" ex- ., claimed, the petnleot maiden. 1 'Tin so glad." caine from tbe tover, rs "Glad !" cried tbe glri, preparing to i* take a. bath in team, "you beArtlemcn*raid Pear-pin a lowr refce, tf- j tcr he had turned out the gas and per. tb. • clock track one hour, "you see 1 aa passionately fund of r»M doc*. "

Preparing For Battle. ,i- Tbe fallow ing can. us proelsmalio* is said to live hew sent out a* a general order of the day * -met line bef'*e a b^Uc was expected the Chinese. It was the rs work of a erlehrated Cbtoter Mandarin: » "L a Mandarin and chirr explain uf tbe t* brave order, and la hereby ordained, to all Id that follow tue: Trimble and obey, re '.'Thirteen days before going into twillsy tbe braves shall est straks of the wild y tiger, to order tha* they rosy have the fa-' V rociry and the agility of this animal. fa "Twelve daya before ibe IwtUe the d braiv* shall eat the kidneys at the 1km, I* that they may acquire the intrepidity natnra! to the King of tbe forest* ' Eleven days before the battle tbe braves r shall an tbe brains of serpents, in order to -p havr the subtleness nf this animal, i* "Ten day* before the bailie the braves n shall eat the --cream of the ehameleae, in ri order to rrotratc ibe by oooiisrilr g changing their colors, d "Nine days before the bsille Hie bravra m shall take broth mad* from the flesh of X tbe crocodile, in order to be able to foti- low the enemy toto tbe water and best s. tl.cm, both on land and water, the same as i the drooodlle does. d "Eight dsys before tbe bait)* the braves «- shall eat the flesh of tbe panther, to order rr to attack their enemies * ilh furious rap- !. idity. ■r "Seven days before the battle the braves to ihall cat two head* of eagle* to acquire d jjje strength of virion of thai noble bird ie and distinguish, to tbe far distance, their ie adversaries. 's "Six days before tbe battle the leaves ie shall eat the toterttoc* of the wild zebra, e to order to acquire the terrible voice of r tbe unfamblc beast. « "Five dsys before tbe lattle lb. braves * il—U cat tlctks cut from the bippgamus n to order to communicate lo their akin the V touiboesa'tl—l raodera those animals to. m vulnerable to balls"Four days before the battle the bnves s- shall eat scorploospw that all the wouuds ie made oo their enemy shall he aa deadly ig poisonous as the airings ol those animals. 10 "Three days before the battle tbe braves or shall cat steaks of the monkey, that they m may become as agile aa tbe monkey. "Oa tbe eve of the battle tlx brave* ire shall sat pshthsr's flesh and drink the blood, in order to lie cruel and ferocious □t toward their enemies, ig "On tbe day of the battle the braves )g shall eat the flesh and drink the blood of c. the leopard, to order to crush the lUuta lie and break the bones of tbe enemy as this Bt animal dix-v." ro A Man Who Eats Mice ana Files' w J. A MUler, for hoc yean a reridenl ss of Forest Hill, Ca!., and a somewhat r, notorious chsracter in that locality, >n swallowed a large »» of strychnine 11 with sulcUUI totem. Jt was neatly an is bour after the diadfy drug I. ad heed taken ,K before Ibe doctor reached blm. bat by a m in vigorous apaJicatum of the stomach pump 1 hut lite was eared. Ildtabk men of 1 X Forest Hill aay that he pussete* what 15 might be termed a galvanized, elastic 3 stomach. He oould cat anything without -e nauseating him, and as for quantity it waa el never known exactly bow much bia stomach would bald. On eue occasion, it rt is said, he ale eight suu.II cans uf oyaUira, d several cans of prarbe*, hesidsa crsrkers, m cheese and bologna aauaage to pn-pmiuu Ig and washed it down with rignt or ten to glasses of beer, and then whin asked to M sing a soug be wanted to know whether d they expected him to sing on sn empty ie stomach. It i« said also that b- would amne rs Limes oatch flies and cat them down by the ie bandfsi Just lo show what be oould do ie At ooc lime he ate a mouse, head, cars •* and hair, on a wager of tl-50. rt Batter than Vacation. ,b This is pre— inmenUy the vacation i month, wbeo tliousaods souk rest and in recroation. But those who suffer tbe ie depressing effects of summer debility, tbe 0 disagreeable symptoms of scrofula, tbe tortures of bliiloasoess, dyspepsia or tick h>sdacbe, there it more pain than pleaiure in leaving home. To such jre say, give 1. Hood's Ftraaparillg a trial. Tt wl!l purify your blood, tone up and atrengtlien your bony, expel every trace of scrotuia,oorrect biliousness, and positively cure dyspe]isia 'S or sick headache. Take it before you go, ■4 and you will enjoj your vacation a ld thousand Md. * ie Some one bat said, "tbe snrest way to ° a man's heart is tbroagb hto stomach." ,J And from the way Cupid lurks arounJ ice ^ cream saloons we may surmise that il is "" the tureM wty lo a woman'* heart, tea .., A startling Discovery. Mr. W«n. John* »n, of Hons, Dak., rk write* that hto wife had been troublod with acute Bronchitis for many year*. , and that all remedies tried gave no per- ' raaneat relief, until far procured a bottle " ol Dr. King'i New Discovery for Ounin somptioo. Coughs, and Colds, which had * enrt IUs guaranteed to core afTmUaros of Throat. Long*, or Bmnthial Tut**. 11 Trial Bottle* Free at Dr.-Kcnncdys Drug ie Store. Large Sire t: 00. (8) " Did the girl faint away, run away or j scream ? No. She gave one little topertcptible start mod simply remarked : ^ "Go sfway cow. As you were saying d Bucklon's Arnica Salve. T Tbe Best Halve in the world tor Cut*. BtoWra, Sores. Uleera. S.lt tthousn. Fever lo Sore*, letter, Cbspp.il Hands, Chilblaint. Coma, and all Skin Eruptiuo*, and ^ positively cure* Hie*, or no psy required. It is guaranteed to give penH* .BxMMao- *• tion, or money rrfon lot. Price 2S nenta i' gr lox. For Halo by Dr. Kenntdy A man who paint* the town red generally looks blue himself the Id lowing ^ morning. u crTpkBrnusixKim. In tha Diamond >e Dyes rAorr coloring u giveu than in any known dye*, and tbey give faster and r- more- brilliant cotora. 10c. at ah druggist. Well!. Ktcbardaon 40a.. Boriington, Vl r, Sacijik- ear.!, iffi euiora, sod book of directiecx for 3c. Rsmp. ^ for his life to full of "whoa." m™' M Dr. Grave*' Hrart Regulator cures nil is. forms of Hrart Disease, nervousness aei