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VOLUME XXX. CAPE MAY CITY, HEW JERSEY. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18. 1884. * WHOLE NUMBER, 1575.

OAPE MAY OITY. NT. J. J S 1 .50 a year in Advance. (farfl*. T B. HUFFMAN, • VTORKWT *NT> rw-KRELLnn AT IJW i «riLirTre>R. ws^rroi^twn KXAtmTO | " "Vie SnrSr'prBUr °" At H* f t" -It, A.II, Coring Kommrf season. jEj FDOOfiLASS, attobney-a t-i. a w CnLK-rrflR ts CKtHCERT ' ' A "r° " T OlPn'**T ClTT ^•alter a. barrows, a tt 0 b ney-a t-l a w nuc rroa is n«*nmr, tjb. j. f."leamtng a son, df.ntTsts "ci riw ATTotTAT Hoots -T*orvlsj> and Ratjames m. e. htldbeth, attobnetIat-law •ourrrnn. MA<rarw «tn vxavukxr TK jjkrbert w. edwuxds, attorney-at-law ROLirrrmn akd wartpw ik rmwfTntT. . A, rav ctnnrr nw . Tnewrtavs and Prtrtavs J)R. JAMES H. INGRAM. PUYBICIAN AND SURGEON. ' r.Rrrv mint. K. I A loll rapptr of freak drags roa«u tty o- *«w. J5EUREN TOWNSKNII, Aoeirr rtSiaBtLAsn « mutual ftbe insurance 00. ' jj^lfhed flanders* COUNKE1.LOR-AT-T.AW, - ?irttttrt< ffarfls. jjnos r. WILLIAMS. ~~ ~ ~ \ ARCHITECT ANT> BTTIT.DER. WILL KAXS DRAWINGS. AKT1 BtTPKJUF PUSH Ol! CONTRACT. A B. LITTLE. ' nu«T?AL NTBB BNT? GLAZIER ( n ^ P. FLINT, GENERAL AGENT FOR A. A BAKXES A 00. O^ANS AND SEWING MA B.F.HORNER. mraMMsiamifflDffi Q.EO. W. GRACE, PRACTICAL^BCnrDER, inn. ur*mg otn er*»T>. cap* bay rairfir Rrio»E. op* motto 18 "PROMPTSERS.- " >■«*-! OEWiSG MACHINE fasi&L OBTBMEST EKPOSHJ*. m WA'BIWTiei rr.. toppmtir ta DOM) we* M.» raj. a i. ■ra^'raj* I J. D-CR M6.Jisa*erT- ) TO GARM80NTI STAfiOMEgT, ASTSTBBE VARIETY W*r»m,ro^K (YTLKKY. SHELL MIIflATY** WATe^MArrTACTTIUni OK BEWIKG NACBtKK HBKNJM AKD OIL A eHWALTT. 8 'HWIIWTW STREET. CATB MAY, K.J JJEKRY HARRIS, ~ GENERAL UPHOLSTERER, MAZa AKD REPAIRED. " ■eOAP ST. aw. BASK. CATE HAT CtTT. UIIAP wwwi.'naoea'Wl

' I Capr ?»an Co. Werrhantj. i H~ pcnELLEyGEE. • I, aOll «l IkeMIku^ of* Tn* °° | GREEK CREEK. CAP* MAT COPKTT, ' ! QfiOCERIES 'SF S"SY&0KS "T"7 Atl Goods ai BrRirai Print sod delivered free f o"**™. ' jrlt-J ■ "pHOMAS ERBicSON«8 _ J - KEW RTQHF AT our** CREEK^ GRO C E R I E S. .PR OVIS 1 0 N §. | . DBT GOODS. THf WRINGS, KOTIOK8 I' Laditf* fifljjnnj. JjngijJMrfflr JOHN M. RUSSELL, f GBKBBAL DKALBRfK 1 DBT GOODS, GROCERIES, FLOUK Aivr> FEED. , PATtST MBDlrtKB. ' PORK. LARD. HAMS. REEDS. 4 c. «pn«. Cp. Mat co„ K. J. I C. PRIOES^STOBEJL " rP8PT "• • C 'IT »AT"l'' ' ! GROCERIES, DEY GOODS and NOTIONS. ' paiwtr. mimn. on* TAKKIBniW. GLARK ,n>l P11T1 , FEED ' STORE? CORK, OATR. HAT. BRAK AKD MILL TBBD ! WOOD YARD. ' WOOD CTT a SPLIT. CEDAR POST All auaa. I .K. B— A aeeil for LUieara Miemenn. , Eutlltng Wntrtil. «tr. j JEREMIAH B. SCRELLENGER'S LUMBERYARD i***lre*»enlA of oontiwaofv tmlMfn uA Ike ° pert wnrrt pikb <■ MU* PLARTEIUKO LATH. ^ EHIKGI.RR Op ALL RIKIW PLOORTMO. PR AMR PI 1 PP. PICKET*. ^ •WTIRDERP PROMPTI.T FILLED k Paml.h~> with I>up,o , ^ nfnn0ja,nrH « BUILDING M1TERI1LS, amoiooo, r MILL WORK DEPARTMENT ; WhHe Pine Lumber. Siding. Ac. ■ >in EARTTR* l rv«n> P-Ul LATH N AMD HHIMM RB Lime. Hair. Hardware | and Painta. *^**i rY"^n'>T.'.' 1 OPE PACIUTIE8 ARB PIRKT- CLARK. ■ KIMBALL, PRINCE A CO.. ,* TTKELAKD, KEW JERRRT Rrvich jarK at MRIrltle. K.J. I#4a.' Q*a\, Wood, par, rtr. - OOAX AND WOOD. 2 ui^uTpahJpfTO^M'L'r-'" IiLT iihilLlS . A OOAI, AND WOOD YARD _ " ss;sss— ( '.EHI0H EGG. RTOV* AKD l-HERTKCT ^ asauar wltk « mwi .opal! of J PIKE. OA E AKD HICKOET WOOD. BT THE CORD. | S. CURTIS, J PRACTICAL PLUMBER, JAUHDSTEAI FITTER Cknak^. Bom. P«*«a. MatalA «ud wiii J Gas, Water and Steam Pipes. ^ Chemical Work A Lead Burning j| TERRA COTTA DRAINAGE Wily paacekmi Plankee IP Cap* Map CMy car- I ' PATENTS j : izls Z, . : ; ° ^"-T' *V*^nM -

Prdlral. A 'Great Problem. „ — Fate »1I ibe Kidncj- and Llnr Jltdinisi. -Take all Uk Blood purtfiera. _ —Take all Ibe Skrumalir rtmediea, S —Take all tbe XApeprpau and iodifralion , —Take all Ibe Apt*. Fever and Lillium ! I - | -JTake all Ibe Brain and Nerve force —Take all U»e Grrnl health reatorra. —In •Mart. lake all the beat quallilca of alUheae. and the - —tat Qualtiia of all the beat medidnea in the world, and yoo will find thai— Hojj ! ■ —Biltm have the heal curat ire quali. Ilea and power* of all —Cmtmtratcd • —la them, and ttntt Ibej will cure I when any or all of tbeac, alnyly or— am- j bintti a — FaiL A thorouRh trial will give puk/ , Hive proof of Ihia HArdened Liter. Ftre_jcar» ago I broke down Willi kl4- , oey and Liver complaint and rheumatism. Since then I have been unable to lie , about at all. My liver hrrame hard like wood: my llmba ware puffed up and filled ' Willi water. | All the lieat pbyafciana agreed that . nothing could cure me. I reaolved to try Bitten; I have used seten bottles; ' Ibe hardness has a'l Roae from my liver. ' • welling trim my limbs, and 11 ha, trorl i rd a miraSt in my case ; otherwise I , would have now been in or grave. J. W. Mokkt, Buffalo. Oct. 1, 1881. i*o*erl» and nufTerltiK. "Lwaa dragged down with debt, pover- ' ty and suffering for yean, caused "by a tick family and large bills for doctoring. ' I was completely dlicouraged till one t year ago. by the advice of any pastor, 1 commenced using Hop Bitten, and In one month we were all well, and none of u« ' have arena tick day amce, pnd 1 want to ' to all poor men, you can keep your 1 families well a jolt with Hop Bitten for leas than •«* doctor's visit will ooat. I know it."— A WoREiKOMA*. WisrljtttMp. ; Where It Tonche. ibe Khorea and Ibr Great Colnmna In t tng life, and bow tnuitiTely. on quitting lite, ibr I bimwlf again udr by shir with Ue lafant,- , remarks Mr A Ba|wsr Lyuua. in his "Sukagr Nory.- ' I hvMg* h| ^ hie bas many high and awful 1 mreclurr oeerbmil, GoflU Will Is hod exempli- „ S^S'SS'^'W'tESr'SBfia - N ruber Ibe eblhl *s nalfsl -Oar Patoe, .- tor Ibe old man's ••Porgel me DM Ui the mtdw or Krienea and an t rat-then fattb and pray" " ibn^h'i^uwule1 ndS ^*1^' ^ tT"°|b' oSvaSnsd.pTbw mTur" p l-lo. In the'.Ldnaek. ehrtsih h^nHie.orwnr 11 iniTgniaW rac s»h ^b^eSrWnralwohow w^ ^ i*'*<one brhlgeot lie * SAL ICYLIC A. W Unc from ibe J Goof and NeoralgU.-5^7 uiaaS puiwr nt!u ^ TOE OLD RELIABLE SPECIFIC '' RY PHYSICIANS AND h THOUSANDS OF PATIENTS 1 SsSSS * POSITIVELY CURES I RheumatisM k g Gout. neubalgiA ; bHp pajL dniit dreualrhiil^tate SaUesHeaaJ j GRAVEL. DIABETES ' bZaaHy ISSmA.1* K®,"uo" " , KM PER BOX. b BOXBI FOR W. , Blood poisoning i sss^irAsn < on reeelpt ot petee. , W AO H BURKE B OO. PROP*, mywaaw Ml Broadway. Kew Test. For sale by H. A. Kraoedy, M. D. and MarryA 1 Maoay. Ospe May City. I C ATA RRH ; ' oiv. it * .nui. Ely' Cream Balm Can** no Pain. ! Girta Reluf at ooca. ATbogoogb Treat. meat will On re Not a Liquid. Ne* a ; Snuff. Apply into noetrila. Pnee ase.ai dra^smc aac.iwmaiLnwlMarad ' s v. . j ^AN-TE^IMM^IATOLY j j

Was It Flirting ? I was engaged to Angelina Melville, and I thought myself the luckiest man living. Angelina was so handsome that no stranger ever aaw her without express ing adtniration.atld one did Of* weary with . the face after years of familiarity with ■ , it.. She wat well-bred, aceomplirhrd and | a heiress. I bad reason to believe that e she was very food of roe. No man could be more content than I was, as I loaned back in the first claw carriage that took I me from Glasgow into the country to the Vale of Cruii, where I was to preach a i t | few Sabbaths. The pulpit wis vacant, I ! and 1 was going to try my wings. With J - 1 my pecuniary prospects I scureiy thought I thnuld.carr to accept a call to the Vale | ■ , of Ouii. but I bad no objection to filling I • | Its pulpit lor a few weeks especially as j , Angelina bad gone to the west coast, and Glaagow was warm and stuffy and atnpid. j Casual rememtwances of elegant i«r- 1 socages boilt in Qneen Anne's style; of a J ' study where the footfalls were softened by IVraian rugs.and the doors draped in por- ; tieres of volvets; chairs and a desk, [ carved richly as some old confessional, flitted through my mind. . And I thought also of a table spread with diver and rare china, with a lady at its head who re. •embled a qneeo. And I breathed a luxurious sigh as I awakened from my daydream to a knowledge that the words "Vale of Cruix" were Icing shouted out coming to a standstill. I seised my traveling bag from the rack overhead and burned out of the carriage. The porters had just pulled four or five trunks on the platform. Two old ! stood in the road, one driven hy an old woman in a sun-bonnet, the other a red-haired boy with bare-feet; and a queer knocked kneed horse, attscbedjo a queerer old gig, was standing at a "little distance. A young man in n light aurasuit and a city family bent on turn! happiness were my companions on the platform. The former put bis trunks In the first' wagon, kissed the old woman in the sun-bonnet, took the rains and drove ; away. He was evidently the eon of . the family, come home to spend vacation. The rest of the trunks and the city family— mother, father, little the wag.™ and driven off hy the boy. When then the train moved away I was left alone oo the plalfdnn— alooe but for the station-master, who sst upon s bench smoking a clay pipe. In a moment more , the official; without looking at me, made j the remark; "Ib-ar™ htrtrnlnn has rome | "Thank you," said L The station-master took no notice of me. | but having climbed up on a stool sod ■ made some changes in a time register on , the wall of the station, locked the door, j put Ibe key in bis pocket and sauntered awsy down tbe railroad. I took bis place , upon the bench and waited. In a few, minutes a prim little old gentleman ap. , peered upon tbe top of tbe bill, carrying , one hand a tin pall. In tbe other a a tin can. and under either arm a brown paper ( parcel. I knew at a glance It waa Sic- , "Are you Mr. Msctagjrrt?" he Inquired mildly, as be ap[ftoacdied. "I want to ( know. I hadn't expectation of being ( kept so long; but you see it save tbe wo- ( men folks trouble to fetch things when I , drive to town. Step in, wottfl you? I'll just hang this parafflnc lie on behind. ( Some dislike tbe smell — maybe yon do. The sugar luef, tea and Coffee can go un- , health, air, and how do you like Vale of ' , I answered that my health was good, and that I bad not, as yet, seen much uf , the Vale of Croix. . . "No, you haven't." said Ibe old gentleman. "Well.you'1] drive through it nov ." ( be shook the rens and the old nora. { legs* to stumble" Along. And bo we ( drov4|past certain row* of brick hoao s , Very much like each other, and with tlic. [ ; vame fioVera in Ibrir from gaidena, until, vc passed tbe church, *4 came "to one ( set about old oak Cfrea, lefore tbe ( of whickdwe draw up. , A girl atond at Ibe gate-* fair girl in a blue muslin dress and wbitewpron. •Tak^the sugar, Mary, before H gels , npay," said the deacon. This is Mr. - Mactagrert that ia going to preocb for ua , Mactaggmrt, this is my dangbuv , Mary." We both bowed, and abc vaniabed with the parcel#. "What a lovely creature 1" aald I to' myself. "Nmflag like Angrlma, but so jfrctty!" And I found myself thinking of her as I washed and brushed my bair in the blue- walled bed-room oo the second H.ur, with white-fringed eounterpanra sad curtains, apd two black sllbouttea over tbe mantlepleoe, on either side of the china vases of roses. There were only four of us af the table, tbe deacon, his wife (a stout lady who never said more than she could belp), Mary and myself. MAry Nad spent tlie i Iu4 winter at Glasgow, and we talked [ about all she hart wen. She was self. - tusarestd without being forward, and oh. I ao pretty 1 Now. AngrUaa was aplenuid , and queenly; ao Ibis was mild praise that J she could not • ban objected to. only I - said 1t very often. 1 preaches! oo the [! n xl Sunday. It was settled that I should - Angelina: "Since you cannot be with roe, tl does t. not mallet where 1 am— Ibis stupid place 5 as well aa aay other. Address to the can- [- of Deacon Stevenson. 1 shall remain with trim while I preach here. It wag a piesoant summer, despite tb- ■ dullness ot tbe place.' How .good the " quaint eld dcarou was. when one rraCg; knew blml How motherly waa Mrs. c S evan! At for Mary, aba grew sweeter every -gay. i often wopdpd . what Angelina would bare said couffi the ! hare serai me helping bar to pick bbehJ berries, to find the runaway cow, to carry 1 bimie the milk pail, driving ber over to i | Utc crauury greeny, <ttt

freight of grocerire — Angelina, who knew nothing of domestic details, and whose p munogramed and perfnmed letters were . ^ often brought over from "the office in I „ company with tbe parafflne cam I wrote j a my eertuoDs at one end of tbe round table ^ while Mary sat at the other tewing. th; Brtw<*n "■ was a lamp with a green paper : shade. Now and then a big bug would i( fly into the window and go humming U about our beads, or a moth would try to singe its wings over tbe chimney, and I would drive It out. The old people would ^ go to bed after a while, and then Mary and I would find ourselves hungry, ami j she would go Into tbe kitchen to find ' something good. I always held the light I for ber; and when something good wat found we ale It in tbe hack porch, sitting r sidgby side on the step like two children. * Sbe was so like a child, thai llule Mary, ™ I that It seemed no harm to ask ber to kiss ** I me good .eight, or to hold her band in ' mine aa it retted on my arm in our long r" I walks home from church on Sunday even:i«m. * The summer passed; October came " Angelina returned to tbe ctly and wrote r to me. It was while we were eating ^ peaches and Cfvam iu tbe back porch that ' evening that 1 said to Mary: "I will tell you a aecret If you will keep It tor awhile r. M,ry " , "Ob, of cousel wrill, Mr. MactaggerL " ^ "1 am goieg to be married this autumn Mary." I said. "Those pretty letters you ' always thought came from my sister are from the lady who is to marry mc. She is very beautiful, very rich, very siylish,but * very kind. You must coroc (and tec us ' j Mary, when we are married 1 shall tell l | Angelina bow good you bavq been to me j -what a sweet little sister I have found y | out here ia tbe Vale of Croix. Why, r Mary " * For, as I spoke, I felt tbe little band I held KQf cold and heavy in mine. I c saw her sink backward. The big china , j howl of pcache* and cream slipped with a crash to the ground and was shattered ^ to pieces. ^ I caught the poor child in my arm'. , ' said the had overtired hcrself.ahe thought , They had been baking all day. and it was ( warm. And now she bade mc gaod-nlxbt , But I did not see her the next day, nor the c next. She kept her room, and was not well enough to bid me good Nye. , Poor little Mary! I felt very miserable. ( However, Angelina met me at Glasgow. , ' elegant in contrast to my simple country c friend— and Very aoon I laughed at my t ' self for the thought that bad been in my ~ Of course 1 said it was tbebakiug , [ thai bad overcome Mary— it was nql. n>y jc»i. i uau oniy oecntoner as a friend , — aa a brother. I bad not made love to ; ' shove all, 1 had not flfr%M with ber, r 1 I thought of Mary a great deal, and t 1 I missed her every hour, exactly — oh, yes ■ exectly— as I might a sitter. f I wrote to Mrs. Stevenson, and licr : was Tery brief. 1 ,"1 haven't much time to write," she j ' aald In her poatscripL ' 'Mary is sirk, 1 and besides being driven I am anxious." 1 This letter was in my pocket on that ' day when Angelina and I went together [ to the for tbe benefit of Ute Cborch of SL Matthew. After we bad roamed 'about tbe bazar ( 1 and bought all aorta of ' corted Angelina to a teal, and there sat ( ' down to wail while one of the 'ladies, j who, "on this occasion only," was doiog r good, onerous, bard work, brought us a ( ' of refreshments. , As we aal there sipping our ooffee two women sst down at tire next table with J ' their backs to us. "1 am very tired, are you not Mrs. , liuaseliT' And tbe other answered: ( ' "Tes, lam tired. I don't think that la'lt ( worth tbe while to come all tbe way from ( of Oruix to Glaagow sight-aeeing." , This was the voice of Stcvcnaon's near- t est neighbor and I liked and respected , her. yet did not feel quite sure bow An- , gi'lloa would like au introduction, and ( ' n frat^od from looking round and mak j ' myself known. "1 think we'd better have tea," saic , the voice; "it'a more relreahing than , coffee. $n, bow is Mary keday ? Think , of my never asking before." , 1 "Mary Is poorly," said Mrs. Russell. , "Oh, Mre. Cullen, what a pity It ia that | ' flirting young minister came, down to tbe , ' Vale of Croix. . I doo't know what Mrs. , Sicrenson was^ about to let bim do as be , ' did! We all thought be wtsoourling Mary. ( She did too,(ioor child. She just loved him ' dearly. And Ibedaybefure he went away he told ber be waa engaged to tome girl ( ' in Glasgow. I'm afraid ll'a broken ber , 0 heart. She told me all about 1L Ob, Aunty Russell,' she said, 'I know I ought ( ° lobe ashamed, bnt I can't help 1L He ateme.1 to like me to. I hope I shall die * of this fever, for life it nothing to me.' * Avbamod! Why, it is he who ought to * be adiamcd. Of aU the things, a minister to be a cold, cruel flirt. And that is what " Hugh Madaggrit la." " I listened, but I oould not move ' sod oh, tbe time I suffered. Tbe women drank their tea and left, and , then Angelina Uiroed to me with a cold J aarcastlc smile. rt "1 gee byyour ftce that the little story lt iA pcrfrrtly true, Mr. Sactaggert," abc raid. * •e "Anxelioa," 1 faltered," "I have done d nothing that should give offense to you.'' n "Nothing but love another woman," she answered. "Love ber, and let her * see it. morning to marry me. Don't x think I'm hurt; indreri, I am relieved I re should kept my wort to you but for this In bat Dht se gladly as I oece should. Ton are a very good looking man, but oo Ibe be whole jom don't salt me I met Mr. -8. he at MQlport, and be does Frankly. I have bean thinking what a pity lt was. v. that I most decline Mb offer. Aa for this * — M»rj. la not?— wouldn't the make a sd very good minister's wife?" >* It come to my mind that she would - that rhe waa the onlj wife for mc; tlu' I? Angelina. aplondU aa ab^ was, would 10 nevre have made tne bappv. '• "Hut 1 only mid, "?ii» Metlrflle, U

' you desire to have your freedom I have ! e : do choice." , e j "I desire it greatly,", the answered. i a I "It Is yours." I said with a bow; 1 e j After that I think we were both happier ; i a than we had been for days, and we shook ' • . bauds when we parted. , j f r That night 1 went up to the Vale of , t 1 Croix, and told Mary that my marriage J I was broken off and that she was l lie only | ■ 1 woman I bad ever loved. She tried ; . I to summon up ber pride and refuse j ■ 1 me, but failed In tbe attempt, and let me | a ' take ber to my heart, Tmday I am pas- j b 1 tor of tbe church at tbe Vale of Croix, a 1 Mary is my wife, and we are as plain arid j I; ' quiet a pair u you could fancy. I even | ' help my wife pick currants, and I have j C ! lakeu a turn at the garden when the help j I . wife norlpine for the luxurious poaaihllltirs i > that I hot with Angelina. Msry and my j i i little home content me. j ■ ! But one toing Is oo my conscience. I J j - have never been able to ask myself tbe 1 r question; "Did I flirt with Marjr If ; t ' not, wfc^wts it? |i , Armour trig Pgr* Kin,: i J START. ' While Mreneooily insisting that he is not j * , now a speculator or gambler, Mr. Armour j 1 admits that be made hit first great fortune j ' ! by speculation. Just before tbe dote of c ' the war, when Armdhr waa a packer In Milwaukee andYorii wat telling at 84C.bc 1 ' dreamed one night that there would be a 1 ' great tumble in prices. On the wsvdown * ' town the next morning he stopped at his 11 partner's house and told bim that be 0 ' thought pork was too high. 'That's my 1 1 opinion, too," said Mr. PlankSnlon. 1 After a lUUe further conversation It was * agreed that Armour should take the first n train for New York and sell all be could. He went, sold pork, at WO, and Devcr " 1 took it in until it struck 818. maklngorrr 11 ' tl. 000.000 by tbe operation. But lie * hud great difficulty in carrying out hit * plan. Tbe New York agents of Plankiu- '■ 4 Armour were Wallace 4 Wicks, at * that time one of the heaviest firms in the trade. The big packers all over tbe P country wfre bulla on provisions. Clove. d Clncinoatti. Indianoplia, and SL * L-Hiis packers being persistent buyers. P Wallace 4 Wicks did business for all of ? them, and were bolls thcmaclrcs. They " endeavored by every' means in their power to dissuade Armour from selling pork, a but he steadfastly adhered to tbe object *' ol his visit, refused to go to their meeting Tl and would have nothing to do with the °' pool. For about three months Armour ,M came down 85- Just aa he was leav- M ing Kingan, a prominent bull operator, " said he wanted to make just one more trade. A' "I'll sell you 1.000 barrels," said Ar- I" ^ u 'Til take it," said tbe other. "When w pork sells at 800 a barrel yon will waa'l II fi' "I'll deliver you that pork," replied Armour, "when it sells at 818." Tbe packers, with few exceptions were r< luiaed by tbe break, and Armour became ril toe richest packer in the world. He ad- *' mits that the operation was nothing bnt s huge gamble. If the chwing struggles cr of the rebellion bad been delayed a few '> mouths longer be would have been ruined dl As it was, be was favored hy cireumstan- P< over which he .could have no possible c control. "Tbtt was the only risk I ever u took," be ssyi. 1" Inproof of bis assertion that be is a *1 legitimate trader. Armour likes to point P" to bis office oo Washington street, wherein *' ire employed 150 clerks and accountants A eighty of whom are engaged exclusively ® tusking out bills. He has an agent In ft Important cfty in the world. Each * morning messages are telegraphed to his T representatives all over the oounlry giving t ilie prices and condition of the market here, and each afternoon bis agents tele- 1 enpb back the transaction uf the day. * Armour himself is ao Indefatigable H worker. He rises every morning at 5. ^ breakfast at 6, and la at his offloe at 7. One * clerk hat procereded hint to open his c cablegrams. The remainder of th« force *' appear at 8. Each morning there ia placed 1 on bU desk a Uoket like a visiting card. » contains ntatemenl of the amc-tint of d cssb In hank, which ia seldom leas than 81.000,006 Tbe capital of Armour 4 " Co. U nominally 810.000.000. although si tbe firm it worth 825,000,008. " Mr. Armour it a short thickaet man, b with a smooth-shaved face and a big tl He is a native of Watertowo, N. Y. • and first determined to move West when o he waa expelled from school for taking a girt out riding In school hour*. 11 , f Tha Poetical Miss Ravalla. " . 1 ' They were standing by tbe river side, s t tbe poetical Miaa Bavelle and the sober, i l prosaic Noodles. "Do yoo not know," she sighed, "that : When I behold the majestic Ohio in iu ' , uiad course to the Father of Waters, a feeling of utter significance posamta meT t i "Ye*; naturally," replied the prosaic I. young man. 1. "Ah," the continued, hredleet of this c apt ohsti ft i nit. "I remember vividly s W hen, as a child. I waded in at Its murky margin and feH then waa aomet^pg 11- 1 I limitabie in Its depths." , "J know you were born in Chicago," r said the young man. "but I didn't think t ' your feet was at large at all that ." 1 I "Toung man." she said, hastily drop- l ping her florid manner, "If I apply my s * foot to the bosom of your panu you will 1 ° think I was bora In Fatagonia." c l5 If you want a favor, go to a stranger. 1 1 If yoo waat advice (f> to your relatives. I " If you want a friend that will never deaeit I you. keep bim in your pantaloon's pocket. 1 When a man starts out ta paint the " town red be does not do It wkh witer V - dkn. Id Tbe onarb man's hat it lite popular ftyls i trt wahNewTor* kfUct.

Ranourcas o' Alaska. | tkr Pluta. Preu. j The report of Ivan Pctroff on tbe popu- | w, industrira and resources of Alaska a coorainrd ie Y.-l imc VHI of tbe ecu- ' . just issued from the Government c j piloting rdfioe. The superintendent of I . the ci-nsus. General Walker, in selecting s Petroff for thl" work, procured the d , vices uf a men thoroughly familiar t with A Is- Pk. and one who lis I lived there c a Russian subject and sutaeq-ieDtlj aa a , an American citizen, and. as s result, we t the most thorough and reliable ac- n j int of Ibis neglected country ever pub . f _ II I In tarry log out the instruct loot of the i Office. Mr. Petroff, during the e of 1880 tod 1881. made an ex- a , tended expkiratino of tbe greater Dart of I , Alaska and a earefnl enuiuereiioo of its a people, collecting at Ibe same lime facts p and statistics hearing upon their past abd cnodltiou and the volume of trade I of that region. The report contains a h , number of beautiful colored map*, includ- a I tug tupograpbical and ethnological mips; t: J a map showing tbe boundaries or gco- j< I graphical divislous, and map* showing ' i the distribution of tbe fur-bearing- ani- 1 j mala, limber and agriculture. There also b number of handsome onl-wed plates of b | the various tribes, their dress, dwellings, tl places, etc., illustrating the preset t l condition of the population. i Die territory of Alaska, it must be * in mind, represents ao ataa equal to t one-sixth of tbe whole United Stales a and territories. In 1867 it was secured " tbe United Stalea'fmm Russia at a enst n oi 87 300,000, or at a rate of leas line a time, retired from the country, leaving us si as Mr. Petr-df say*, a generally correct cl of the vast extent of rutged coast, at locating its people in a measure correctly , " with some facts and figures bearing upon b tesouroes. na'ural tiitlorg and trade, n which have since Iwen found to he quite ° accurate. F oot that day to this we bare al bad little information on Alaska, until v PelroiTs report appeared. a' Undoubtedly the fur interests are at li the most irapoibnt. segregating « the ten years from 1870 to 1880. f> 053, 7M. 30. which sum represents Ibr purchase of furs by traders from natives, hi The timber of Alaska, judging froru tbe b larger area of that country than a great of many surmise. It clothe* the sleep Mills ra and mountain aides, and chokes up the hi valleys of tbe Alexander Archipelago, and or tbe mainland it stretches, leas dense gi !?. T22t TOSbri.'OBWWtee HlWlJ fv says, most be judged by tbe standard of H tbe timber mills in Oregtm and Washing- m ty Territory. Viewed in mis l'qjhl, We oe find tbe beat limber of Alaska in tbe yelcedar, which in itaelf is of great in- a trinsic value; but tills is not the dominant or wood. The great hoik of Alaskan timbrr fr. Is thai know n as Si'kau spruce or tialsam ™ Die fisheries are extensive, but the market limited. No remarkable gold, sil- cu ver or c -si mines have heoo w.trked or ''J' The soH is not sterile, helng ^ many points of the requisite depth pnd fcc fertility for the production of the best dL of cereals and tubers. Tbe diflicul- j>3' in tbe way of agricultural program Is to the peculiar climate. Numberless patient testa have proved that Cereal crops 'p, cannot be grown there. True, wild roses white violet* the gally-onlorod and, indeed, nearly two hundred species of lovely blossoming annuals sod u| perennials are found everywhere on plain sod forrs* land, on tbe hare bills of the Aleutian Islands, and covering the great ^ of Alaska. Tbe winters sre also too long for cattle and sheep, though hardy Siberian stock can be raited. The trade of the oounlry it not more than 8180.000 to 8300.000 annually. The view we thus have of Alaska T through the Census Office Is undoubtedly fair one, though it is not one that ia A to attract, immigration into Alaska. great want for tome time has been form of civil gnveromenL The last Congress has granted it a territorial gov- , eromcnL Tbe governor, tbe diMrict at- N inx-y jnd tbe four commissioners were b« oominstrd and confirmed. A oorrtspon- G writing from Sitka, says. b] "For want of a form of civil government everything bat been it s standstill T the transfer from Rossis. Real es- j* late and mining claims could neilbrr bought, suld nor rightly owned by setdebts could not he colluded, rattles p, sett'rd. nor offenders punished for want of civil officers. •• This was a bad oondiUoo of affaira,aad ^ under it progress would natnrallr be slow. k Now Alaska bat become, a real territory, b and bas been given *0 much apace in tbe B United States census, iu progress will be u watched, we hope, with mora interest A than to tbe past- k *• a h In Hit Wlfa'a PocRatA fire liroke out in s dwelling .bouse tbe other night, and after the man and B hit wife bad safely reached the street the ^ latter raid that there was 830 in the pock- p ct of her drtta, which was hanging in a It sxood story bock room. 11 "IU go for it," said tbe husband, and £ plunged in tbe burning building. The flames raged furiously and the mm did not retarn. At the expiration of an r, hour tbe tre waa extinguished and the k building raved. Firemen groped j tbsy way op the rear stain through water and blinding amoke, and found tbe man the closet still fumbling al hit wilc'a J dress, looking for the money. j He waa nearly suffocated with smoke, c hut had strength enoagh to ray that be I thought he would have found tbe pocket of two boom It never occurred to f bim to telle the dress and ruth out with ( IhtL Home men get ao excited and orr- : rout m time of fire. Europe are brooming distaweful, when a ' t ! fub-htond ed prince is teaching pitnn play-

Trie S wall Society Ctrl. ' TbevMturof New York and the averci'iieu wlso works for bit living tel. rloon or never tevs the really swell tommy girl unlrat he cstrhet a Rlim>ae of lier in box at the uf»-ra or sr-r- her ndl by in glltlering drag -too a rear-« "c-acl.iug ' Any one m-*re tli>v siglJycOa«,,ed than the girl in qnrailan it mould be nlflk. cult to imagine. To bedn with, the tra. sou hat been to much shortened of late that abc it oulv in New Tuck a few months in the rear. Bix years ago social frslivitir* began in September and no one of leaving town before July. -days fashionable people never come borne before November and the season is not fairly started before December. gnea fast and furious for five mouths, and then comes en the Coaching Clob's parade in May, which Clowe* the araaoo. The society gtrl runt oyer to England in May and catches tbe London araaoo at its About the tecnod woe* of August the goes to Kewpurl, where she remains till quite late in September. There she to ber father's country home and "builds up" in preparation for Ibe New season. She is called a bud— a dein her first year, a society girt In ber second and it prououoced paste In ber Her life it a constant series of entertainments. She rises late In tbe morngoes to two o'clock breakfast or Tfi'ncbeon in Iter mother's brougham, returns in lime to make aa elaborate toilet and be whirled through Ibe park at 6, when she is brought back to draw for dinand tbe subsequent opera, reception ball, or perhaps all three. At an early boor in the moraine she _out of Ibe carriage, wrapped to lire chin in fart, and falls innl) iuio the arras of her maid. Her manner ia very "English." It is fashionable jam now to brisk, wide-awake and jolly. Tbe romantic, the ncvel rradiog girl, Ibr spiritotlle girl aod the "nccncnplisbod" girl art out of style. The girl of tbe period it very bright, a bit lioreey and nnonmmnnly attractive. If her flow of spirits it tome tiroes forced tod palpably unreal, who wonder? What would you have? fatigue will overtake tbe strongest .»f us. Eventually abe martin in ber own art. one at the "married woman rides Pi hounds, goes yachting with her ltuebaod sod brings ip n family well-bred boyt and girls. Rarely— very rarely indeed — a Lit of sandal taralshes uame. Whether in J-ood -n, Newport New York the It always carefully guarded as a pi incest. 81* never gort out without her chaprrona, and her motli"Km any" one asi alxul* the old man? He plugs awsy steadily in town eleven moollit in the year, niakiog the money necessary for the maintenance of the girl. In gathering wild flowers, aulura leaves picoicing in tha woods; we are more or less exposed to danger from poisoning iry or other wild virus and vhrubs. The poiwat is uodet ccr-ain clrcwmstaacra readily absorbed by Ibe blood, and painful swellings or crup'tiuus are caused. Such affections Hood's Sarsaparilla - readily cures, as It expels all impurities from the Even In esses of poisoning by I 'aris green, iiond's Hsrraparills has been remarkably successful. It »h<>uld be constantly in the boose fnr all Mood Hood's Sarsapareilla It made C. I. Hood 4 Co., Lowell. Mais . sod Is sold by all druggists. 100 Duet 81. With An Ey» to the Future, '"No, my daughter, I cannot hear give you up to a hard-hand son of ML" "But, pa, Jerome U honest and indusand be loves me." "1 can't help lhaL I want you to marry a man who can accumulate mooey without having to labor." "Well, Jerome does that pa." Jerome does that ! What's his occupa"Ile'a a plumber's helper." All ngbL He's on ibe right track. bim with my blessing." A Lawyer's Opinion of Interest to all. J. A. 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