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VOLUME XXX. CAPE MAY CITY. NEW JERSEY. SATURDAY. DECEMBER 27.1884. WHOLE NUMEER. Lc85. 'A ra.vtors rntATr. ,

O APE MAT CITY. rd_ J. rr X. a*. -wsMAiaci--- » f.SO * yar in Advance. ^rofmlonal (Tarfli. y BTHtrPFMAH. ATfNiRr ten onrrva*IJ£m (TtsW i <,°t*rrT"T1''tlI ^voorrVuv ^ *l» ! «nnir*»:'"*>i-HT ("nwwraalowKK. <irw Wit on iaiIt aorta* -rareoCT F. DOUGI-ABS, A TTOBN E Y-AT-LA W eoMcrrott rir ("Hattckbt ALTER A. BABBOWS. attobhYt-at-ia* •OUCrrOK 175 CJUKCKHY. j-ya. j. r. i.BAvrxrf & sow, DEXTI8T8 J..rJ,.Tj^r>VSrr TAMES £lTin.DRETH. ATTORNKY-AT-LAW -• " »»n SOUCTTOS. M««TR Y*¥WH t!5 j_| KHBEBT W BDMtTMDb, ATTOB5ET-AT-LAW •mi.irrrrtu stm «4«T'» tw rmscm. jyH. JAMBS H. IJTGRAM. PHY8ICTAM AMD SURGEON. ' »«ra tX t*f rraH-ora"f mnr" 1 B«K** <K**K. X T y>EUBBNTOWNSEI.*t), aotirr oR**«*LA7m MVfPADmB rNWTHAKCECO. of>«*T7«vrrr>»*B or nm f J^ J.TKXD FLANDERS^ OODNSEEIaOB -AT-LAW, % CAMPKM. K. J. Susinrss Cards. yjsOB R. WILLIAMS. ARCHITECT AND BUILDER. WTU. **** MUWW<». AK1> (UTRI7 rtwnTwoewTiMrT. omd- 0 W|>»ifjn «u O.C May. >■* ^ B. LITTL E, NTKR AND GLAZIER | orZn"w^ ss set: A~P- FLINT, CXXCKXL Avtocr rat A A BtKK» A 00. vr QBGAKS AND SEWING MA B. F. HORNER, Q«D. W.GRACE, PRACTICAL BUILDER. jg jgj^^-aaasssr or* xwrro ra -rMttirw*.^ ( ig CHINE WUSK5K STiTOilfflT, yiB SB8£-?iEIBfi HUCUTFH *B uV • 1W!!«U gkt-tUg^X^tkOI.** *!!» OTl. * »pHK BAT VIEW HOUSE,

: {Tapr Wap (fo. fBfrrtants. \ pf SUTOUUBMGEB, j .^***w^'*r*Vr»»-r wax rcjt'KTT. ' g»S if bS iwmm ! yHOMAS EBRICSON-S I . NKW tiTtvpw »T norm (Tim, GROCERIES. PROVISIONS. r| our irfKiun. nmiwa, notions j Fnrcisfe fear ' JOUN~ M. BUS8BLL, oonn. PE^'i.Bx is DBT GOODS, •tfBOCERIES, ROOT*. KHOSH OlO'dOTlOW. rLOIll AND FEED. PATWHT MK0HT7CRK. PORK. LARD. HAMS. SEF.DS Ac. r«M dpnu,. <•.*» *., Qo. S. 1. jy a PRICES' STORES, ■ 6EC®S,"ir ttOCBS ili'ffiiaB, oil* vahn'hhw 5iTIi""'m rrrrr. WMMkiM BO. *t pkkkt twrrr, FEED STORE. ooitK. uatb. uat. hhan ako mill run # n f r^OOD y A RD^t Su'.Idtnp Watrriat. (?tr. J EBKMIAH B. SCHELLKNU ER'S LUMBER YARD IMHUaxwT LUdlW. 5*P« *»r ». J. ' n m* m A3 b» foUKl U. W*w«oct cl Loaotm IS IH BUII, of m ry viAhij lu man ib. WHITE MS*. ■M PLASTSHDiO LATH. a«Hal*» OP ALL KIHDfe. pLoouso. mmin-rr.ricuTs. AM a asn ooartaa u ■P-OKDRtS PROMPTLY P1LLBP p^^ssssur- ,n "" ui-b~ j. n. srnKLurKr.cn BUILDING MATERIALS, MILL WORK DEPARTMENT Loci (ixaSsni White Pine Lumber. Siding, &c. -OCHKBn Lr*H*8 ro* FLOORIVO. At, A 750 SEHTKK75 I H HBCK POH LATH *k0»HH5OUi» Lime, Hair, Hardware and Paints. W7*« IB WSSI BM.IS «w IMW u tr ««Tf I, . sfi&SS OC* PAClLrn*8 ABB riBST - CLASS. KIMBALL. PRINCE A CO.. TTKKI.A5D. SKW JEBAEY 6al, Vosd, Jirnr, rtr. . y>AI. AND WOOD. A OOAL AND WOOD YAIU) K.-BBllBNUB)r* LaSDRK, 3S2SI-iiS-— I PUULUAB AVnaiCKORY «<ooo. BY THE <*OR0. , «IHI AAJttlS KCKBLLSKOKK. g 8. CUBTIS. PR ACTICAL PLU MBE R . BAS-ANB iffRifffmii. Gas, Water and Steam Pipes. Chemical Work A Lead Burning ! TERRA C0TTA DRAINAGE I PATENTS asiffxar-x Rgftxt i m^rnt rrJ. %il~ A MONTH AND BOARD:

• ^Irdiral. Werte of WarmiiE anfi Goiafori ls r€^r !- aTuZl'muZ | r|[ orsMukisA es« iarttMinilrai or diupslion IT mrr vnwr and en." in* loo f»M, at I. , ofisa ihrrssr. If rm an- aisk will, ihM i wihV --rt - n~. N". ■»■».,.■.. v.* find a Balm In Ollrad" la Hop Bltinr. E, ?l WM ^ -laMt.ian" lM,*f|Mi ™rr or Wlp. A LaOv'. Wlala. 1 Sjrin Titlpil lioatm ' Late in Life to Look for Jov— Yet 1 [ Never too Late to Mend. = OS. »it*i.n. , r r^Tia JTI 1 nf rnn'rlan. nf ..... n-NaJ aa-5 s*A rr I 'Jmr nM An. " .nlRI^- |. a ml :l of lav rrl , , Use "A trr Vtanar Aana. I nana filly and ^ ttlnf NnTftaalaeaOTJa. aa<1 fOlivM.rr: solr , Ic -.l. and Hfr aaerlMs* u all in Partrr'.- T..n!c. 1 rsmsalM a n tnntr.r,m: ahmxi-. all SALICYLICA. ' (L^aSt^jSiStlT^ua Sk«S maTl!'" THE OU> RKlilABiiK SPECIFIC ENDORSED BY PHTSICIAN8 AND ; i THOUSANDS OF PATIENTS i_ ; , T.!!5£i.-L!!!!r?. iTTrtu " [!T^ trnm>i-'** > ■ POSITIVELY CURES knlli j ; RheumatisM ; ! Gout, neuralgia GRAVEL. DIABETES ) Blood poisoning : »rt-5S- an K— Yar*. . — " : • Catar RM « 1 r 3H75 I ' I pP,(xjyl fj ^ ^ o_ ] io.SnSr^.'ic "fis .jSobf ApptT into sunns. " 1 J ANTED IMMEDIATELY !

Ml UIH'ITUX AND 1MHU1L Oea Ram H»n<cu. whi had just return od from lira firat rail to Texas, vaa , "albiug up P.iiuayirauia araooe one 1 i-vaiiine 111 the winter of 1BSA wiiwi ha i lust » nil his uki Sriecsl ll «,:E the Ira- , rdMk After mutual exdamatioua of ' •urprise as J na'aUU.ai the two snorr-i-iitml that ther wnre both roumiag' at ! Ifrownr's Indian Qnnea ilidrt and Boiug J ti'Oie they artmt to Booth's room. Sittiuti down they reooruiteJ the adventures r of tlieir past livoa, and as they inJoatri- ' < oinly ctrenlated the b-iUle many a loud 1 ' about echoed through that ball and I martied the watouoian in the air eel as ' they treat their eileut round* As the , night wore oa their exintcmenl increeaed ] I nutil at the uLm! of a thnllinp at.iry re- , I luiiug to hie strange career. lionalou a- ' j claimed : •• Now, Booth, lot's hare a speech to lilmrty, one -f dfcPTJT ~*r ylmi 1tr lit i K-vuian freedom wiu which yon startle Hid B will been inclined to refuse.' lie ; knew that his fiieaoL whan the mood "won him. won' J not be denied any re.jumL bo^ercr a -vured or dif&cnlt of {■erf-cnunoit. Btu' tiie ' irug.-dim L...I hhyeil e .trMl iuti the ejnril of his ' cospanhni. and, nothing loth, be re- , Isearwal with magic poarur many of these el"Ctrio pavSigvst in defease of liberty , , with whioh the E.glioh drama abuumia , ll uvtou, whose meinory aa and) a, his , habits jnriook of the Indiaa oliaracler, , enagbt up the wards, a id with eqa 1 ] . funs*, olrarums and aooun icy wait | | tlirongli each ajajecli .in regular auoocv wi' -11- Thus they proooedod fur a tioie, audnhen again sal do»u to renew thru ; , potstioaN and the story of their iwrwuml , lid venture. Bsilh dm.ik and listened . \bilr the other told of his own elevation ] in bis natrve Suite, of hi. disf.-n.vl at civic 1 hunont c-f his home in the distant forest. , •if tlio ut;»>ntrollo.l freedom of the red- • men. pf their stoic fortitude and ma'.ch- s I'M heroism. Warmed by the recolleo- , lion VI those thrilling scenes, be apran* | st last to Iim feet, and, in fin tone of one , amid tbr hattle's din. fighting against t the ra sU (earful olhl <. exohdmed, -Now, j il -olh. ones m-.re l .r JjJ>erty ! " Tiio , t mired mn dvre.1 not d kjhejr. He ran , tiir (Ugh, witli all his Usual energy, the , tale of Mexican thraldom, of the S (ani.h , .•.-inpie-t of that land, the dangers iu- ( enrred by that nhny. their onmmander'a t ( ih irutlon Dforr the battle and llio | sinhbdii bravery, of the native rhicfa . Jlefura him stiod at that lone hour, lis- , truing witli au intensity of thought and , foiieg which sh ine through hi. rye*, , bgi.ted hi. face, strained every mnscle [ and start -d tlie sweat' in gr- at ijt <j>. j from bis fifty brow, one who had iB the „ f irry spirit of a Cortex and ambitimi of a ( Plauto. Q tick aa thought lie took up 1 the tslr and rv^iesU.1 the word, ju"t tit- [ tered by B wth, while the most critical ; promsion of tone aDd manner. As he be- j main exnited in the recitation Li« spirit crmed to take fire, and with an air so determined, so frightful, tint it seemed tlie Toioe of oi»- inspired, he exclaimed at the does of a masterly extemporaneous c rhapsody : , "Tr* ! ye. I I mm made to revel yet t in tlie halls of the Montezuma* * t "Coming events nasi their shadow* be- f fore, "and although H- -niton did not re c vol in the hslls of the Montezuma* hR 1 lb-termination and energy cd character 1 0 injuerad th- oooupaut of these halls t and wrested from Mexico her fairest f Smu* anw ETl. I SO^AIH >l"T B««BA ' TNore is an inOiiite variety of stories f nlwut rtsew. Kivslariek tlie Great was > walking in the gi'rden of Potsdam with Volia ie, and aaked the Frcuchl (. for * rosis Hr picked one and pre n ~-nied it to the king.' with the remark | , tina it hul grown Is-ueaUi his majedy's : - l.tirela Luiiier had a roso graven on his . • «L At 8at>tiadvE in Chili, whenever a ! - -vjanpf-r is rraefred iu the honsc moh of i t:,.- ladies of the famCy uffw- him a rose, j * in -her the preference i^tdi Madame! j dc Ueidis entertained lor old .men above) j oid women abe was fmd of saying that; j, oaks improved with hms, but rueee; e f slml It may be mentioned, in passing ! tin. I Madame de Geuba liaa the t-xKld of. ^ 1 laving intrtsluond tlie first mom i\"es' , ever awn in Franco. Among tlie Oreeks, 1 ^ the Romans, and the Gaols pBrsley, ivy, j ^ u.yrtl* and ram Wet* looked upon an . veiualTie MIDI- lies for poiple who had ^ lrunk more wine than was good for tiietn- In Capua roaei ware araplnyed oy thelooal medusa men as tonio* gseid, fur stomach, fatigued by over-eating, i A ileowthsi of rswa was suppo ejl to! Iisve exo-llent wsmngent propevtiia I Hoffmsn reoomm««ids' it in pleuriay. ' h Pa-acrdna think, that, when mixed with fTnmey. it will lengthen life. A long list | of aotlKwiliAs may haprndnoed to show 1 Uwt rose leer*. dianreeUy^n-wl sr.- s -' perfect oure for hydrophobia' — AT .pLrit s made or flavored with rueee was the t favorite omhal of Philip the Htmdaoar, 1: and awe eoamdmd le dwrletnagne as a t •1-eetfic against fetnttcg from luea at a Idood in battle. A (SseUi.ve id nm ws< " long ataployod for fi ah sr.-und* end I nase prvsaxved are stdl baliavnl in many <1 p:aora to oure ooneuntpDon and ell dts- f raeae of the tiimat en. 1 Ir nca A person injured in a railroad ooiligion , brought suit fur damages in Hliuota » Tue company aeaerted that he lual i: chosen au inc -mp^aut surgeon. The t Court bald Hist Uits etafm. it true, v» t, no defence to the action, and the'rardiet p f if the piauibfi was therefore snstntned. „ j The haliiiity of the aurg~m in the mat- ,, i tar was not ouUsidared. Tua Court said : „ ' .maileat to a broken mm. and when t; ■ noil ttth takes ooour (the injured party m j n.ing ordinary can), the isjery rasti ihr.g • I soon mistakes a properly regar.iod 0 as part of the ianuedUte and' direct , uamsges naalllng fiotn thebroskru^uf As they pewwd .V^nac'-V-e ^ .

• " . — r Die Fravideoeh U. ur/ut relati* the fol | - : tua ing history td the hanging of Gihbs. ! , •jibe pirate: The only oinnrctiou 01 f ® , UiMia witli Rio ale Iditid wjm that he i , ' | sal a native of. aud firat mailed from. 1 " I tliiaSUla lie was a sailor u<t tin, hnp 1 1 Vine.vartl Captain Thomley. wl.icli left 1. * Nea Lb can. .us the 9th of November. > 1 lean, for Philadelphia, with a oaf*-" of - f ! cotton, molasses and augar. aud U00 r * iu money. Utbba beaded a oaaspiraci , * among the erew to murder the oaj-tnui ' j end tlie mate, M'iiliara Bobert* and , 1 i phmdar and sink the vnaa-L The cap I L. 111 and mate were thrown overboard | 1 j tl-o-w of the msutieu who Had not joiueu , 'Jin the crime wore frightened into sab- , ' in won, end the ejiecie ass divided , - j w:u >ng the crew. Off Long Island, the : - , new sontlled the ship and set fire to it f wi.d took to the b.aii* They buried the , > money in the sa id. on Barren Island. I One of file crew, naturd Browurigg. <a«i- , 1 fi-.«ed the Crime to JoIuimiu. the only i t: Jin living on tlie island. The specie 1 ' '■ elongnl to Stephen Guard, and most of I it was r< C-'U-re-L The crew were a!! sp- j prrheudod and Gibha and tbo atewait, | , r Waliualey, a colored limnt who Weqp ' in at » guilty, were haugt^L on Elli- ; , ' Ifdatid, New York. Apni 28, 1831. Be- . | fore his cx«TOUon. Gibbs reiatol tiiaL t 1 . alien alKiUt fifteen years of age he wave r adlur on board the »Jo .p-of-war Hornet. L end was in the action of the capture of 1 the British idoojeof-War Peaodok. -.1! , the ocaet of Peniambuco. and aras a'-.' , j with Captain Lawrence on the Ch«-m ,< ' i ink. in her encounter with the Sherman. I v-iiere, having determined to Bbandan ' tile aa. he retablislied hiuiaelf in tlx greoeiy bttsinen* with a capital of •l.ts-tl. wldoh he plrioared from ltiv friend, in . ode Island. Being uasuoouaifii! in 1 1 he went to the see again, and at Bneuos Ayrtu shipped ou a private.?. crew mutined. took pusaeeriou ot he Teasel and started on a car. it o! pirasy, in the o.nrse of which lliey tmp '* hired nearly twouty russeU and murdered nearly 400 human beings. Oa one I oowaiou they oip'.O-ed a Dutch alii|i, from Coraooa to IarverpcKil, with valuable cargo, and a company ol ' thirty Bonis, including tlie crew. All put to deoili. with the exception ol " a young lady about seventeen, who. though -.par,.! was c .impelled *o witneithe buUdiczy of har father aud moth-i la-fore her eye* They kept l„-r for some time, ami when it wi determined to prooeed to Havana, a <w>nsuliatton was held to decode whether ii would be safe to give her liberty npusj 11 her arrival, lb- majority were an preh-naiTe that alie might I -stray tbeiu and she was put to death by |s>iaoD. Gibha claitniug, however Uiat he int> rced.sl in Ler behalf. OiliUv >a d thit first went Ip sou from Newport in I8I8. his real name being Jamas 1). '' '■ E75VXLOI-Z-HAK1.VO. The piocew of mannfsctnring enrelis apparently simple, although in . tliroa distinct operations to be gone 1, through with-r-the outtiug. gumming ano 7. but the blending of the last two operations into one makes neoese iry the , I use of a complex machine. Tuere is nothing remarkable in the first part o! the operation. The paper, aa it ootses > the fac tones, is cut in squares .0 dtupim*Ja measuring thirty or forty inche* special diagonal shapes being c order to save waste which would follow the ahnot not twang especially f. adapted to the die. Each sheet will average thwteon envelope* which ere cut I out by dim of innumerable euses ami >, j snspwv bat all verging on- die diamond. I live hundred sheets living, plaoed on the „ I imsisi at a titne. In qiite of all preisinbiKia there is a waste of tan pound- ,, iit every forty. The folding and running mschinra- are now brungiit into use, an.i r, i nh mure fascinating occupation can be fur a while than to watch thrii h | ligbtning-hke motions as turn ou: I fiulthod envelopes at the rata if eeveutvj minute. Each of these tuaciun— 1 1 reqiiros no other sttsndiat than a girl " | who tvoeivss the cnvehiptat ae they art- 01 i out. binds tiivm and packs theui | entirely fur papetria* five for gamming, h fulding and printing at the same tune, and the net for plain oommrroia! . nvei p ; opes to the packurs in lota ooonted out j ' J' i Tis-re la a family of oometa attending ' ! a sense on Jupiter, and another ' ' family attending aimOaity on Return, preoiarfy aa we should expect tbcm to do " il originally expelled from tlwee planet* U After soeh expulsion, though free to pass ' 1 away forever from thetr parent planet* " they would not be free to peaa-away '■ the aohtr. system. Tbey would be thuuwforth altendsnt on the aun. but With tnis peouliarity, tust no luaUct what perturbations they mnlarwenL th.sr .„ lath- would always pass near to the path r!l of Unr parent plane* Even if is aouie cironit a oomat of this sort came r : quite okxo — as it very wall might — to the ,, planet it originally started from, it would ^ sulk though' very much tiimulbed, follow a a path poaanaaing this rfcanetmstic. „ before traveraed. After many mil M bona at yet n. indeed, it might happen. y psvdmoo* that Maris, eaoountered _ in its movement around tua son. hov-m |f ineffective to affvot its orbit appreoiaLly „ in a few thbueaudu of yaani, wot^d r.v e dace the span of its circuit. Hot even u it would abll be possible to Classify a comet wboae orbit bad been aochnngwith the family of comets to winch it hoi. ^ originallj balcncwL 1>'*S vowAter the whiakgy in that \ ti wcrrel of oofcnon ye^tha tnormi.g

The Height of Fashion. The other .lay, ode B -omlozion lady ' mrt the (Sher 00 the street, and at 00cto adotlrinz the drees eh- wore. The was ooe of exuetnr faah loo, while jt--- admired waa a plain, arnsible little: Fr. who waa no less practical In dteas • ln Oh. my I" exclaimed the julmirrr. "What twantifnl roil, that dm* i. made 0': It look* jaw like the lowflott kind nf wr juckrr gimns. lot H ain't, la it ?" "So." the ltrle woman replied, "it is « seer-awfcer." "Oli. tv-w iteliehrfully tlsw Irresmlar Utile «ir*abl-n1 mti stripes I Mv! Aid 1 "1 think 11 1- anything but pretty, tuy : dear ? "You do? Why. it is juat too Ipvely ' any iliinz! Why in the world <lo y,m ; think it is not imsiy, my lore "Oh. le-raure It looks drabljtd and akmrhvat n»." , "Mv 7 1 wi-h 1 hod a dm* like il. Where car 1 gel the gents, tbr lore r I -Y.-u can gt t geata at any of the vtoree , tlie bins a ill hot l«- .*> p. You alll I tiavr to priiliw them yuuillK^ • l'leluue il>n inywl:: Why. how i "Well. j.Me t" arvuod m some dry-|g-aU nl and buy enough cheap. 1 Liu blue print* to tt.axe yi« a diea^ then uiake it np aud does 1 oid." "Ho* did you tlu ?" "Why. my dean* it is the tiiupkvi thing iu the woiltL Jut put 00 the die* aud •land in the lain until It fkiles out whatever rt gel. wet • Was Afraid He'd Stop, unking all n-rtsof luquiritire inter toga y.oil" "Yes. sir,- aas tlie reply, with a hectic n uar 'Xllote en-oigb, e-i's one cbcrr aas all the srttln'n-Hn we needed. "Aud you asy tie put cu armt arc and you r -N-s 1 duto'i." ■ ' Wti-i <ila you say tbeuf" • T..eu what "He buzgrd uk. " "Y'c* be did. 80 hard that 1 came puny near b»Uertn' right out." "Way didn't you holier I" " NJaiira." "fuat . no n»a Be explicit, i hare. B-va ire what ?" *W"'' 1 br'd •toil." Tn^T'OUft tell off the brncli and hail to tie can l-il out aud pat under the hydrant tlie purpuar of resuacliatkai.— Chicago Tribune. + Had Oysters Mr*. Pewhoider was luildinx a c»ni, rnoe with Mire triniplr relative to havii c iiorp.eee and objecu mule and prnvul -.1 for viwti (ixw-lwi*. - Y u Link a- topper ail he belitr than anyiliicci l* J- arkl'd Mire S. "What kiod of a ruppi? aouhl JoO sungi-i ?" "Bu'. my rbar 11 -. P« whcldcr-,— yon CSI.'I L- Ve au ia-Ti *up|ier," "Why nor, prayf" "BiTaure il—tr t»n'l rem nyairr to be in ibe wh de town." • We ai l have it. all the same." "but how ran you have an oyster ■upper aiihout uyasets !" ' Mire Simi le." replwd Mr* P., with Severity, "this is no timr for explanation; yon biveevtdro'ly ni« been a member of the eliutch viny long, and I tliould may voti oever Iwd any expevleore at all do a rlinrr-ii supper mmmHtre." Mrs. Cilbert Hangs Hersulf. I was in a party which waa bring shown ihniuvb a iwlaor ear lobe uhahited at Daly's Tbeatrical oiuipany. lbgtit over of Ibe bed* frss s aUimg te «.t • What it it f.«r I a-kol. "Mm. Gilbert is to have thh Sfclion.'' "Y-u know bevf" I'admiticd tbsi.1 had seen tbe dariing. pritu old lady a gmd deal Ibe sage. "You mar not know that up to 4" ye«« age she aas t ballet dancer r* I- , TKinoevi. "W'-il, sheu-litcs bcr skill a* an acrobat whsoever she travels iq s sin ping ear. She thereby a v. ids lith a tier * hid, tn wt Lutes en counter. In. ■ trad of Mttinz rta the bed In diarnlir, ehr 'imply suspends herself by a waistband tbr ixs A. and ln thai position take"ff her darti-ne gvrnmn's id sure seel a'oh, and ( xevedinc baatinssdr— Cfibfa. Some genius has Ireen c.icwL higv.1 ue* as related to hnrnan ecevgy in various departments of life, snd rites ibe follow, ing it tirer ra 1 Ions: "The British poet Laocan lake a wosthleto sheet of paper. g«l by Wriuoy a pnem -c It «q make It worth ♦eVGOG. that's grnnls. Vaederbilt csc write a few vr ails ac a sheet of paper and make K worth gS.000.000: that's capital. Tbe Ucired State- can take an ounce and a quarter of gold sod stamp nc It an •eagle bird." and make wnrib *»: that's mmey. Tbe mechanic can lake tbe materia' won'. $3 and mtkr it Into s ws'rb worth #100. that's skill. Tbe merchant lake an article wonb 35 cents and sel Irifor H; that's hretorss. . An Foigtleh anldler Ling sqkad if he met a ".ill u.in It litwpltglii y 'whig be Wss in Iteiaod. replied that be oid; lie was in (he hospital nearly all the time be wsi | "I I bought ysi lid me you didh'l use jtiSaer--?" "I draft " "But yoe. are j pafAtt * tugar now.- "Yea, but t hit's tmlystenv-eep^r. NaV^tolL"

Rebuking Curloalty. V Tbe other day a mturtiousjooking ' " stranger appeared In Psttlumv and ree rnalned fire whole llsys without Ibe in. ir habitants finding rait bis tunc, a here be Ir came from, ur hi- laoirera. Earn the u h.r-t(K>cn loafers srere l-l.iff d in their at- j r. ; tine, and-lhr entire town 'aid awake of ! !< : nights worrying over Ux matter. At last id : the gueral anilaiion grea to such a pitch , ti at .iu* shetdT V(4i.M-v*,d to interview is • 'he stl anger in brim f (4 51m- polAic aval i Aptuoacbiog tbr uelluro visitor, as be sat tr ! iu the (JBor of the h-iti I. tbe fm.rtioouy it j rauwrked : ! •■Fioedursirr y "Is." eh. aald the •stranger, dubiously. j "O-lug to stay long in liusc parts?"" v "JW four clays, two hours snd thirtyu one minutes longer." replied the the cdber o-nsuhtug hit wsteh and time table, d "Then! — may 1 er-slxru! nisy I ask a hat Jour tHissnoaa is?" persisted Uk 1. 't.eriO. as the noad gathered upcloser. I " Wrll.l don"! a-i»h h generally known." » t plied tbr strengrv. rorfideoually, "bat II I'm a Russian NtbilLt " "You don't mean ii?" ga*pcd tbe offla- ciaL "Fsct," rep ied lb?-" man. mournfully. '■But-er-wbst brings yon bere," asked :b iheslieriff. , Petersburg last month, aud— you know n t»t* dnn't you?" 'riLcll, tbey Mrnlenvral uk In tuvnly yrataTn Siberia or a week in IViulsma ' Aod with a heavy slcli the c-ndenKd man dtifted into dinner. - San Francisco u /W. ,. "Wlyr d.ues yer want or 'vorce from dts I lady r asked s ctdored Judge of a distal c i fled husband. 0 " fate she ain't de 'oman I ink bcr fur sail. De law said dal she inus' be wid me c iu sickness an' health. She done all rigid •1 uig as 1 bad iovillh, but aoon ex I got sick, ash, the flung overhsmi ber ohrrgsII tioos." "How?" d " W'y rah. I lolc her ler Jrlrh me er fried chicken from de place wuar she <>• Ami. lull she didn't do II. She as*d (1st dc lady of dc house ngichnt her .too . elate. Dsl sint no way lar rr'onsn Lr treat bcr hushan' what had luldn-d au' levied bee. Watched her too close, de mischief." * e "I thinks, aah." replied tbe jurist, "that Iter duly tor git dat chicken. Lead < knows whul would er come 'o me wben 1 1. wuz down wid de rhrtireud ig el 1 bsdcnler , Vised a fine wife."— .fribtnsuw TratrL . lrT , . 1 t Kerens is one of tlie ugliest anil iivwt a troublesome nf all btooo dimisra. Il pro. cords from humors in the H«od which ! efi ee very difficult I- „,d cue F : five wear v trair Mr. J. D. Rd f.-r, 1 I ii m-odaie, V*. suffered lertihly Ir uu i . this Uiistte- He wriirs: "Finding no ' o I ef in the many mcduuoaa till 1 used Br •» I.'- Tom liixet*. I puichs-ed Hire* ; 1 Letter; from Tbr use . f which I hive 1 1 LHauHilalnvst entire relief I recom- ; uu-nil ii 10 every one In my or IgbborbOod , La my disorder of Ibe blisaJ and as s | gnu red tooic." j Ai the museum. She "Uii. lunk al , - that Indian with his feather headalrr-ss." ' He: "Yea. tine f.wtber.," She: "Well, ' «hy do Uk Indlanswear Iheonhal wsyr 1 nc; -Til keep hit wlgwsm." Mr. E. Springer, of Merhanicshurg, j r J'a.. wriUw: "1 was sMicled with lung ] lever and sleera on lungs, aod reduord to a valking SMeton. Uqt a free trial 1 ' nltle ot Dr. King's New Discovery for ' r (h-nsnmptioo, which did me so much ' g-nd 1 list I bouggt a dollar bottle. After using three hollies, found myself odd e 1 more a tnso, cmnptelely reaiored lo c : health, witha brarty apprtile. and a gain < f In flesh (If 18 lbs." Call at Dr. Kennedys ( r Drug Store and grt a free trial bottle t 'I this eerialn cure fur all Lung Daras-t t fargt hollies 31.00. (3) j Some ooe says: "No thoroughly occu . pied man wa> ever miserable." We (too l ' know abou! UiaL A ft a np the iron- f , H-rs tegs can keep a man very busy and t virry miariahte. J r lark of ilattloiiy.' has of appetite, and J s rr.m of worms If a fanrisr fs afflitcte l w itli tbr la'ier give liiui a iald>ap*Kiful t o( Dsy's Horse aod (Taulr Powder three j ' imes a day for his onnditi -o. All drug- j cits sell it at 85 cents a package of one , pound full weight. ' Oh. Clan, did you are thai Mue WaL ' t Ktv was married the o( her .Ut?" "««. - she. dcaik? I hope the jvcdding was a t ■ rppy ooe." "Oh. I guess ii was. She ■ id ■ sarin tialn thre* yards long." Hucklcii-s Arnica Salve. Tbe Beat Saivc m the w.uld fur Gut* . Bi uises. S-ire* Ulcers. Bill Rheum, Fever Screw, truer. Chapped Hands, Chilblain* Corn* and all Skin Eruplioos. ami . - ivwitivrly cures Piles, nr no pay reqnliwL - Il if gukianteed to give pcifect talisfacper ts>z. For Sale by Dr. K( nrwvlr Druggist. " • | "Dn you believe i««remiim>r "C.r- I utely not." 'Give me y(mr reasons fo 1 , ran favoring H."' "WelL-we are an often ' odatvd lolia-lms at our l> aiding. hutur, '• we are tired of ii j Onlv a Wlcp. ' When catarrh has pi ogre aw d 10 a err- , tala extent, it la euly a step to that faial d -tease, consmrpiloo. If you baveratarrb r even slightly, it ill Urribie mutate to , _ allow II to Oantioue iu owirse unchecked. | If yon will only read you will find reoi- 1 ciusiee raasune why you should take < ■ Hood's Swrtspsriiia for cm lore h. in lire 1 * statement ot many perpir who bare been . completely cured of Oils diamar in Its most revere form* Send for LvA oomabilng I sbnndant r»Wep«. mt t Hood tt Oa. 5 proprietors of Hood's Bersspanlle, Lowell « 1 Mas* 1 Ii seems absurd to write a book hi t|,b ' own try aod then have it bound in Turf *T- " 1 Boys and Gtrla!

Sunbeams. * A wtern oervwuty— A sailboat's till*. The Fail ( Vrrciadbeiongs to the clothes Ti e Entrlish Honte of T/orda con«*— 4a nf fire hundred and nine peer* which - , hraia'any bridge Ui All! mas. If is very mrr to keep ail owil as a ■ rnoumber. All that yon tisve to Ate tn ' A naif without oyrw, tail or ears has r (wren exhibited to a favored few ui Rimp*iu oottuty, Ky. It as on a fat woman's , Tight pants are going out of tuition. T •• mtnilx-r of tight men in pants will protsahly always remain just the aun* "Tin-eV money." growled the draap4 minted creditor. "Well." replied tha . |xi -vuUxl dwtstor, "iiavunt I always r waid I d pay you in tiuwr " Sainlki kin you tell me why dry int (variably take ili pegtnim from de chilirm at de SniiiUvreohool ?" "Comae I kT1.. ^ ™ to*et de oeuta oh de meekOld lady— "Only tliink. nns miarinnt ary f ur ten thouaaud Oohtiilwls 1" Young Lw iy — "Merq, they mint hare terrible , light appetites or awful big miiwionarire 7 Tlie tno*t trying oirenmatanosa in which a Lit can lie aa wln-n another I >oy is in the alley winking at htm and lit* father " "ill-Hug him a tnckel to carry a load of r Mild gent (to flabwrboy) — " I'm sorry . to hair you were the worse for liquor last night, Sam ; yon take after your father. " Mam— " No, mr ; father never I atria none to take." '. A little fishing-pole attachment hav b-T'. ,1, runted whu-Ji nguteo the uumJ Lu ol flan cwuglit, and now every angler j with aftdi-pule tha: doewnt register is regarded with sus|-iciou. The ninntry girl gets even witli her city oouxin wnen -lie wrtlew • " Pa liaa got tlie bonne full ot |fayu-g boarders, I 1 1 -u know, else wq nil- iiiui li.e to have j ou all here spending lira Rummer . " ft was somesliat euibariaraarg for A tint . June when Johnny , a tew eveuuig- Mine. , atagutheniig ol tnnuds at his molhsr's bon-m, aakuu: "lti.iu'l jou know tbo 1 re .1 ao-ul Aunt Jain- r" ' " Pa," said Browu's little Tommy, "if you dial Would you titti! In- a lawyer f" ' Iguowis-i" auaweml Brown. "For how long?" aaaod 1'oiiuiiy. "For akr uuueyty.' rephud Lie inhuman Brown. "Rre here," Ire said to ilia clerh,""I. dou't-minu hEluig you off a day upw and thou to attend your gruudumthar's ini.re- > al. out i think you u tig lit to hare uus r uourtrey to s*sud a' lew 01 too fish around His definition of a kias given by our I. .tod gill is very exprmuvu : "A kiwi is an aw Jut i -oil ol hanuiltig (nixed up w.lu very huie thunder and apre-id npou --uu laur ot sips uy an otner wuoi a slave trout a eager nwirun ' "Will von plrase tell me, Mr. Occult " seked bis favorite new. "wliv Minis wtwr spin with a *G' in itr --Ceitaiidr my dear." replied Oorult ; "it is tlie w» me with tnen aa with oxen ;.a *G' dir.ola them to the right" In reporting a Summer niglit festival >«t Week, a J.-OU.V Chv oil tor siraki- .-f a Miws Met rec oa Ireitig "an faik aud tlie next day the pajw? had it "all feek" And yet Governor Cleveland reoeuUy pardoned a proof-reader. Mr* Towle, win, latelv dted in New Jersey, asserts that George Washington Literal lier. Tt would ' seem, from the peculiar coustniotion at Iter name. Hurt the tattler of our tamuteT would have more liqjtle to wijk his mustache on "Ye*" said 5, Id Surgeon Bogga in his on anatomy, "this L-antifnUr mounted aketetou, young gentlemen, ii thai of my firs: at .l Jnly wife You will ob-m-tve llio: her jairutvired abut now. It u. the only iwfe way -.tlie only sale way." " L-d us go down to the ibpok and me if sdt of our friends have 00111s in on the train'" " But the train is two hours In. bind time. Whofa tbe use of going down tlieru now I" "What's the use?" uxrlaimed tlie (Alter. " Why. tbe saloon oensst the street is not shot up. is it f" Young nltrn mailx-rf who lias come into the oountry to viiit his grwndfalli-?, • hum lie hail not seen for some yisu*i — Yoa'vp not lotguUeu me, grmndlaiheif" Old Gigilleman (slowly)— •• Oh. no ; I think 1 know y. -a lari me aee. l'oit'ro Ibe one Uiat has never earned anything, oreu'l yonF' A husband uwi choosing a wreath of immoriellea to pnt on his stood d wife's tomb. The woman iu the shop offered lojnawrradh with the inacriptian, "Eternal rqgret*" "No. no." bo said. "i« that I piarrai a wreath with that in- • ~?tpUon ou the tomb of my first wife aud my second was real jealous !" " Yaa* bnt there is no romaiioe or antiquity or anything <nr* hash." wild an English visitor to the IVparimnit of Public Works Uk other day. "Why, on my uncle's est-de in Scotland there' i« a miaae that has beet haunted for over four hundred year* by Sir Gregory's purer. Nothing like tlial over heali !" • aiCli'iL"'-*""1 Bland— " llow dsl your eon pa* hit college examination I ' I suppsw he |ta-aed without oouditii.ns f~ Blunt— " Yd, that is to my. toey said they would How foolish must of our proverbs are I F( v instance, il i» add Uiat a «trsw shows union way me wiod^hlows. wnen everyalnuh way His strew blow* The Rummer offers great inducements to lover* Thine aie piu.no* exoarao.i* park* front door uourtahip* pleasure ►troll* to-' Btao. and t -rater asli, thoy can seeaii lhestyiesot .habyooaoniw. It is said that Bartlioldi'a statue of was re--. -LI -I after hi* mother. It will he noticed, by mumming the pioturaiuf the statu* that Mr*. Bsrtholdi used to hold the shingle in her left hand. "I »bl"k I tgill go to Ohio to .live," said a inaideu of uncertain age. " Wnot fui?" asked he* grandfathur. " Bcrenxe there is ooe factory lirore that makes 50,ooil matooea every day." she replied with sigh. The young man from the oountry and bis girl" were dnftonr slowly into an too saloon wbrai the following met lus eye: "Vauilla. chocolate, lemon and atrawbezry i»t crewtti, 31.33 per Gal." turned and fid ' "No, abs is not what yon would call a pretty girt," said a young man to bis companion ; " but she is Utaultlul to me Iteosmra alie has a lovely aouL " "I never lie -tight to look at Irer fere." said tha OtbaE. " Perhaps yuo are ngut" Wboo a girl is standing at the front gate wauling lor bar fralov. five miuuua noor tiuum to L-- abysi WU»tR»