Quick BatM*and &m»il Profit a. * A man afflicted with deafness took a ' " iiewrlptioB'to it TojxJcn (IrtisffhL who , <a» *11(1 in the Ut«#l «Vlr. TheTtanf m»if mtkc! tlir pHt*. when tlic ■ . following-talk (K ciirrci ' . Draggist (leading on tbr corner ami j smiling In * wda'ljoiv- pay-tip .mannrrjj. - - -*'Tftc make i» W cenfa." - - Beat eoMd»er— "Five cent*? lira • .hi*-". - . . ' * • • Ilruggb«.(in n Joutlt-r volte;- "Seven- i . ty-lire tent*,' please." " Dear .cojtomrr -"Wolf, ^licri.'j your Urugirisl &;•- r^ylc and j | I)'-"*! ciutooirr I'prtllnjf ancr^r- [ vou Ovr cent*-" _ ' • Drugifilt fahtt® voce) "Welt, gn to) thunder with your medicine. I miulc , tbreatftils, nnywnv."^ Dry.Rrwrtl. ■ The Head ofthfl Houyc. ; TV-ok agent- N the how of tbeJimiSa I "^'-'l'l unhand (who has responded l» Hie I ring of the door belle I guesano. I brawl my wife Ray that alia was In. 11. A. -Oh ; the bow of the Irouse !» a lady. if— Yes. our arrvant pirl. I gm-s . «oli will lifld her i i tlio basement kitchen. Go down the flial>' "f stair* to the left. Good moraine. ^ lie yoitrown physician 1 A lady wlio for yeans ynffrrnl - luriacnla worse than death from UtMtae Troubles. Falling of the Womb, Leocorrhocn, Suppression*, Ac. and who had despaired of being cured, found remedies which completely - cured her. Any aullercr from sucu truubka can use the remedies and. thus core herself, without revealing her condition to any oie . v.„i a 1 i, i, ' .object ingher womanly modi .ty to the Miork ' • of. ah examination by a physician. An iUustrkked , treatise, . prescription*. and roll direction* for tine, sent free to any - addreifSkcurely sealed. Semi two cent stamp. Address, naming this paper. mw.-w. (". Holmes. • 988 Broadway. X. Yl'aasengcr— "Y ott are "not oneof tlie new conductors, are you J" I'asscnger (nomc what astonished)— "Is It pOMtDKl1 I should have said that too Were a conductor of long experFlwacnger— "because you've got scv. ratteen passengers alaanl1 and only twelve faresregi'lcrnl." Miraculous Escnpo. W. W. Reed, druggist, of Winchester, ■ !nd.. writes: "One of my customers, I Mrs. Isntitu f'ikr, Barmota. Randolph Co., Ind., was * lting sufferer with Con. | . sumption, and was given up to die by ber physioiant. She heard of J)r. King's "New Discovery foi Consuiopuoo. AOd.brg«n buytog it of me. In six months' tlmo she walked In this city, a distance of six miles, and Is now to much imptmt.i she , baa quit using It She feels slie owes her Ufe laJh" l"t<* Trial Bottle, „i Dr. finery A, Kennedy's Drug Were. ffl) •Oan'l" sahl tlu: president, "what's this I read in the pnprrs abmtt married men^y^ obilgod t<i|get u^ and btiikl proper caper. . Oan'l?" "Darned if I " knew," replied Don'l; "but. I'll write to Charlie Dana "t the (Sua; he's way up on that sort of business, you know." Wlw. Hahy Wis tlek. we car, c-traU. WW .h. was a Chad, .he cried f.w Castorta, Whew the had Children, site ga,o them Cuiorta, I lie# Obtenrr: It is stated that in the recent Pullman, Illinois, labor diHirulties the working girls were led to strike by the young men threatening to boycott them at the conthtg picnics this summer. This suggests new difficulties In the way of a aatUfwWry settlement of thehtbor.'problcm, J ' — Evert- farmer should have our Farmers' Hand-Book, every merchant our Merchants' MKnual, every lady ■ our , Ladies' Book, every lover of music our ; Mikado. Tlie' above, with ten picture cards, will lie sent, postpaid, to any ad- ■ dress on receipt of sixteen cent* in stamps. ' It H. McDonald Drug Co., 882 Waali- \ ingtou Street. New York. . JtamNtr: Sadie-" My dear, I a.nsur ! 'prised to see you so frequently vjith that Mr. Auburn Lock, lie has such frightfully red hair."" Mamie— Well.- he's a - very pleasant fellow, and real wealthy, too." Sadie— "I know. ds«r, but ted Is ■o frigbtfaBy ttnbecomlng Vi y<m— with yoti complexion, yon "know." * . Kx-Rresldent Arthur's law partner, Mr. Ransom; Judge, liver, of Railway: LcgTdatOrA. A. Drake of WcaWleld: llev. "Dr. Ballard, of Ocean Grove: and Hwt JMmer's "Skm-8WM«p wsaan1, sure aiifliiweoj ■ * Remedy for skin complaints of every name and degree of severity. ■ A convict Jwoke out o?Rie Ohio state prisqn the night before the Republican officers tookchargv. leaving this note: nsueb Republican for mr. All *. Democrata have resigned. 1 go beforehand. Tada." BaekaclwdBlienmatisni, K idncy Disease, SwswMSSafe any part when a Ihr rUuUr will certainly give you relief? Vastly superior to all other porous plasters, l null sayso after using one. 95c. everywhere. ( The jailor of the Bibb county, Ga.. ( jail was surprised to find thai two of his i prisoners were clennly shaved every day or two. Investigation showed that the ( shaving had been done with a piece of glass from a small bottle. 1 What is more disagreeable to a lady 4 than to know that her hair has not only t hwt Its color, but Is -full of dandreS • . Yet such was tb* case with mine nntB I ' used ParkefR Hair Balsam. Mr hair is now black and perfectly cMmi and gtasey . —Mrs. E. Sweeny. Chigago. • There's a young girl at W*rnc~b..ro, ' Pram., who has written to ttrthe con- , greasnirn tn Washington, requesting ' from each a small sum 'o help her buy a sewing machine as a "historic keepaakc." • "But John V. Rob'maon. he acxUiev didn't know everylhln' down in Judee." Ifcer certainly knew Utile, If they did ) not know that the asfest,' quickest and most rdeanant cure for croup, bronchitis, cough, cold la the cheat, etc.. Is Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. The Tribunt says of the New .York Icglsiatore. which has. jusf adjourned. t|«! "it reduced taxation, took the Brea&wAr raBroad joblwrs by the throat and atarred out the lobby." Cure for croup— l."*o Dr. TbomaElectric Oil according to directions It is the beet remedy for all suddou altai 1 - of cold*, pain and loflaroatioo, and for A candidate for political honors tn be Should 'be^rKmdnri^Utat "There » "Jure cannot wither It nor custom i state its mflnite variety." Flesh W lianllv heir to an ache or tmin which Cannot be ; 1 Pock; 'Tender-hearted wumoo— ^Td i

; mot* _ Red Star : J'ref. • • J'rti ltrr a.lX -"p-t,. ' IurI". Ok Gts. PROMPT.tJt/ crjgcqSsQn ^ • "ffthOC CERmanremeOV LAKE MAHOPACr N. Y. j MY. DAUGHTER WAS VERY BAD OFF ON ACCOUNT. OF A COLD AND PAIN ON HER LUNGS. DR. THOMA S ' ELECTRIC OIL CURED HER 111 ;•! HOURS ONE OF THE BOYS WAS-CUREDOF A SORE THROAT. THE MtD-. ICINE HAS WORKEO WON--DERS IN OUR FAMILY. ALVAH PlflCKNEY "ITS SPECIALTIES." DR. THOMAS' ELECOIL 'FOR COUGHS, COLDS, C ROUP, DIPHTHERIA, SORE THROAT. Catarrh, and bronchlAL TROUBLES GIVES IM THE MOST VIOLENT ATTACK OF NEURALGIA WtLL RECEIVE I M M E d'i ATE AND PERMANrNT hiLIEF IN FACT' AS A CURE FOR NEURALGIA IT HAS NEVER FAILED. - Q| SC? PARKER'S Wgj^MHAIR BALSAM 8 K IN -8L^C E 88 . i>EAimsiawe«» .g tat^wna^ oareeS"11g«i » hauls. Y.rt'r(TlotWiifl. A Constant care is exercised in the sewinjr of our Clothing: Seams. Buttons, Buttonholes are all carefully examinej^and tested bv competent Vforkmen. In short our stock of Clothirtfr in all essential points Ls verx,- strong and attractive. " a. g7 yates s co. 602-604-606 Chestnut Street raibA.DKi.rau. ■cat SHe doming In t'BltaSRarMt ^ard. qafjb may uxtt UAKBLH WORKS, a. E. Cot. Kaur<»t Tract * Tsrnptta HOJCVfJUKB", T^gggP18- "TW""!80 AW .bUaaaof Jjam MSm i.

The Great Bargain "House . IS TBK !JSW KSICKKRBOCfc*ir.*enJ>£SBa, • 1 SO. 60 WASHINGTON STREET, CAPS JJAY, Kl- J. 1 '» — — re1 Great BargaiM iH Q0EIBS & GLASSWAH1, 0ld Fashion<|d EAR™£NWARE. * '"iISSZtotlut •S'oiaw1 0u2?^r?»»»«a 2r^ ^ " FIVE CENT COUNTER 1, - of'Kxini<*uia»rr A«^vtra»«!, .tv« auo lure a farts TEN CENT COUNTER I IMMENSE BARGAINS ^ » ! £itraortiaary Bargains w «Bci and Willow Ware. . Real Genuine Bargains . ' ! POST UKI DIW HHl-SIIRn, Wim-KWANIl BHL'!<HBV. *C. ALSO PAINTD I SMITH & CO. ABOUT STOVES. ,| 1 ; , n] Wc hav itiM invoiced the largest 'stock ■■! of stoves ever brought into this county. , j Heating and Cook Stoves will be found at j . I cither of nitr1 '■ Three Stores, CAPE MAY CITY, CAPE MAT C. H„ 5. DENNISVILLE LANDING..- <■ The prices are much lower than was «\c -known .before. — We will be- pleased to have the public call and examine. I J.H.BENEZET&BRO ; ■ PLANING MILL, SASII FACTORY & LUMBER YA RDS. HAXUPACTt'KKlu. Of ^ Doors, Sash, Blinds, Shutters, Moulding, &c. Of sMrt, »v »«vs • Urge stock nowon luaA,m Mf vardWaMn«>iyj0f Immutuw shipm-iis-BMCKffi, SCROLL WORK, TDENINfrS. ETC< BUILDING LUMBER OP EVERY DESCRIPTION. B WILLIAM C. SCUDDER & SON. VHONT ANt> PKDRKAI. BTRKKTR. CAMPKTf. S. J. l»IAt x-e MARVELOUS PRICES. BOOKSEB3B1MILLION "i^vStaB5cr*-q»>s i C '5^a?^iy>!ug.gV."r'- ? », »-»u PIANOS, ORGANS AND SEWING MACHINES, J. d. CHAfd, Jia t DKATt'R STRKn . CAPK MAY CITY. ft. J.. Is now prepsre.1 tnanrart losll Uwla of renulrtB* of urmat sM PIsnos. rrnmpt stipoiloa «»« to ths tttDtng n( sit UxM of uraWcal in-trno,. Orau Mllaws msfls » onkv. Kryt wkurant Xn.l cssss hsrnishMI. OW Aswliig Mschltv* Uinrinishly rrlwli rrtsn.t tnstls MgooU M nrar with ^SrSs lifwrlBt Orestts Stw^rlng Mtchimw of ibL brat nmtra (unilskrel si redaotsj rttra. Violins. Guitars, Ciarinattes, Accordeons. Fifas, Flutas, Etc. rtiuuVoei*' Boots" rifgSr'Kl^'^'eh^MolK' Fl t "i MMtcT' ' M. D. GCULB. " 1! HARDWARE, STOVES, RANGES, Etc, TIN ROOFING. GUTTERING AND SPOUTING. or best Worktuaskm. Ala" «#r ps oo hsud sad far stl* s fall Una of _ it PAINTS. OILS AND VARNISHES. f'lM - TAYMtR AVKNt R. BOL1.T BBACM--M.A. . " NEW MILLINERY STORE," 49 Washington Street. Capo May, N. J. STRAW T!AND 'MILLINERY ' GOODS. Embroidery Goods. Stamping done to Order. UfVK MK A THIAL JENNIE S. WALES. HORSE BLANKETS - - — ,. Attn LAP ROBES, GEORGE L. LOVETT, wo. tt ooak gnocrr. capa mat cnr. k : : GEO. M. powell; : MERCHANT TAILOR', L No. 1 6 Dacatur StnwL.Oape May City, j a writ srlt-k-' ssorkof ratawsrt^^^^j^^ujw^iruv.vw.taatly oq band sad ■>'

2" Wftflital. LADIES! wsd" ti*dtes' Booto." ft U at.. ret, nskpw. aaf totcreauog ijssfc to awry fWrvus ' of tpflnenivnt. ^ ^ ^ 5[#rnp. t».n»:— Wdtds JV "TV.a Mtksd-:.' aUINEPTUS! 1 A ' tlfUslaB.-M«Si»ffipVwtila«l grbinwis ! [ F;r")IS«aoStKimS^t^bSS.'>Ir<jtS>is bjr ; | | Drf'3^U' -fffasofActorvO tiy j The Academic Pharmaceutic Co., | LONDON all) SEW TOBK. j 532-536 WASHINGTON ST, NEW YORK CITY. ) I ELI X IR | A[,pre»r>i h. the blsV— Auth " .. . In Maadsome Packages, P'-cc 50 Cfs. j ' The Roy kl Pharmaceutic C"-, | LONDON AND NEW YORK. | ! 130, 132, 134 Charlton SL , ■ royalTills. i j FOR SALE BY ALL DRUCGISTS REMEMBER THE BIG FOUR! I Vigtgir Blttsrs COED1AL,' ''"Li','.'" , SOr- I ! YitsegAr Bitters POwuEBS. so J.-w*. So< - { Vinegar Sitters, asw PJJJJW'' # i.oo ; , Vinegar Bitters, ofcl stj-i,-. '>utcr tasb- 61. oo ; Tho World's Croat Blood Purifier j and Life Giving Prlnclplo. J j Only Temperance Bitters Known. | Tb» past flflh of a romors «hr l^adlos Famlfr Mrdlctao afthr World. R. H. McDonald fijtg Co. , Proprietors ban francisco asp new york. | 5Hisrfll;inrous. a;m UQKi btihhiHS "- SEWING MACHINE HAS NO EQUAL. °ERFEC T SA T'SFAC TIQti New Hues Ss^isf MacMue Co. -ORANQE, MASS.— ■ 30 Ustoe S^ssre, N. y. CMc»go,l!t Su lass, Ma Atlsnta, 6*. DaBa.Tct. Sat Ffindsce, Cat SECOND TO NONE IN CROP VALUE. BAUEHSS25 PH0SPHIT1 acttvk, r l-um l.vekt, cheap ANIMAL BONE MANURE. ™ BABBHSsSONf ■ J&SHbi -pHHUmmui's;. '.BE1" "w'.'ai rai a t L « ajusk*. ": I t gwL yVoa^Siw. <tf. COAL AND WOOD J. M. SCHELLENGER. * (Sorerasor to a. HrMUsagsr) ek-i.'ku.bmoidi-* lakmitq^capk m ay. gradrs lucludtng < -ikiti, Eh, Store, (Muni M Pea c o Al, " aa»uotH»M Pine, Oak ar.d Hickory Wood j»« - — M.SCBHU,!. ft. <

piano and organ warfrooms r . 1 * " By F. HORNER; . * 28 Washington Street, Cape Mfty. N. J. ESTEY ORGAN, WBWi f« OntatrtiBsaad SastitiefB ot -TW sre wjEa!o<! -5j T»v j light new. home sewing machine, 'g NEWS STAND OF B. F. HORNER.. j pjgg. nraMt MFmSIiist raan-ai b» pa®. 3 IKJM MUSICAL instruments " 90^ sewing machines i specialty. , the leading news stand ; b. f.hqqneh. f r-r"-- j . Iboots and shoes! UlfiMxtl.l - l . .n.t -n—- • . • v ! style. quality and price canm1 ee sipf a'psed. ( ) x 1miiok only. iFINE WALL-PAPERS eldredge 10hnson, r.h» 'WA-HINC3TON 6TB FET benezets boots and shoes, 5 I Washington Street. Cape May. n. J. ice! ice! ice! the knickerbocker ice co., of PHILADELPHIA. pure eastern ice. loal! coal! coal!: AT $6.00 PER TON. kimball, princes co-. IVmtR MERCHANTS, :i mill -work. j: Rccklar.d Lime, Cement. Etc., Etc., it k N-flY Kt .T« I' I KIMBALL, PRINCE & CO.. i j' r goff- & smith, j brick, pottkrs and buff clay ' LOWEST CAwn PRICES. ' j om«, Itniltti'a (iroct-f? store, td tt ilroad sta., Mlllvllle. , ORDKita BY MAI1. WI1.L RECEIVE PROMPT ATTKNTION. ills.; Just Received a Large Lot of waul- pap£r & BORDERS Of new Stjlrs and Mesntlfal drstvns. AW) constantly on hand dry goods, notions, groceries, HARDWARE, WOOD AND WILLOW-WARE. family' flour, I HSADLIGUT OIL, PAINTS, OIL. MATTING, Oft Cl/)Tn, *c. ' ' • * WM. TOWNSEND, tntfie.tr t'«,r. Washington A tK-ran Htrrets. Cspr May (*tt;. c. b. coles, ' lumber merchant, C ; ; MAUVTACTCBBRS of Doors, Sash. Blinds, Mouldings Boxes, &c. brackets. and scrodl sawing, Office. No. (4 Kaighn's Avenue. Camden. N. J. leM-yi ' Atlanta., ,1881. 5 | ^ 1 1 l| 1 1 i ! H! j!j!f t- fc § » 5 j Eolu2 ^ Jj -I = ■sjQUQff ma 2 a- 5 j i j .a Wsst Jersey Hotel, ..JWrt-oV MARKKT STItKW. OAMUKN. N. J. yjmiZlS,**' WIW'MSS.' 'pood nan mj j "" STCPJIBH "PARSONB. ui> <tf /Vim'* '.Ms. {' JOB* fotTMf CM I

j TIMETAULX IN BVTBCT MAY Ifth, IWi. Trastta will tvarr Oapr Msy w followi ror fin *• •tnpnfnx at all to torn • .VJVJ dlatr ,tatl<ni,. •m,in*,t I-nxadrtpl 4.00 ^ no™ yS*. "**10" " <-"Drtro ,l,TTtm BrNDAY TRAINS." . • ^ 3Q V .. on Rill 1,1 A.AOy j Wcdiral. _ i'humphreys' Homeopathic Specifics, _ ■' -Ll'.u j liMSbtns Ufl« ui LUKlu, I s ^ ■ 0 /- ' CANCERSn, catarrh PILES AND FISTULA ^OK^BliFWM|ir r SEVEN Offices. "nVivauk. ^HiSffllanfons. l^ipgg Iblatghley PUMPIbest iflMLATCH LEY'S M TRIPLE ENAMEL yP'OfiCELAIN-LINEO p> SEAMLESS TUei Y ffipuiyip ctctbtatch ley», feSnMriET.: 1 ' TSoaixima, b^i«l.n'.'j.