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W VOLUME XXXII.

. 7 CAPE HAY CITY. HEW fEHSEY. SATURDAY. JUNE 12.1886: "'

"• WHOLE NUMBER. I6S8.

kOAPB Hi XL' T OTTY. N. J t. it. -■otrxx.jrx^^&mpar. V $ 1 .50 a year in Advance. r ?roffS«lcna! jpy V. DOVQLA98, A T T O R N R Y- A T-L A W solicitor in < nA!«cnrr \\TAr)fKH A. BARROWS, ATTORH ¥Y\AT-LA W : ■ • Mor»T twtn K.t. ; r.S j. p| i.KAMar^Eios, . DWKTTst® { 'tp"* Mareetnrrllocsa -TiiorUsys •*«»•'- o>rTj i1«?7irr«,rFTMW*H ' I JAlgfflTiirHI I J I ^jjff . j ^ ATTOJUtEY-AT-tAW ^UtjJ'ITOK. WAMTItll ANI> KXAMIVKR IN j ' ISsi »~*!~h .TSP fJERBEKT W. EDSWlfoh,- i ATTORNF.Y-AT-LAW ' OUCTTOR AM) MARTKR l!I CHANCERY. ' <^|W» »U» r«T. ii A"*""* Bll-T ' A emit n<<o«",Tii< •.!•»» »»ll mujr» I p. MtSCT !"*■ ; . fc.irH.i~i -Path Won iivl 8nMI MMm ' l-nlfw-. lo run' all MnBrl. »Vi« an.l ; jc-nrnn» Paewi with per"',- RKOMt MB"- , i oa , •prrrLrr^THl or .Unirnmoa >lr*a*. WO No. S'n i .--fWw>'.mn ,n.i milw vajff- I J DFL L. J. FABIAN. ^o. 708 Brown Street, Philada. j Ti^sr^sr r"w'"- — ... ;T — * * ■ .

Business Cards. •pjxOH R. WII.LrAMSj' ARCiriTKOT A XT) BUILDER. WILL MAgR DHAWrsr.fl AND IHTPEXIN rim or IA.NTNQW. appiqa-ai srumnatna m«j, HJ. ~j^~% LITTLE, "j MlAOTICAfc rjkTNTER AND G I A 7.1 EK / ' mtop— Owan »r~( ni-xv Unite Bow. ' CAPE MAT CITY. W.X annonvMMULJalMai^iWA _ p>E(*BEX TOWNSEWD, AOENT FOR oiTniuHttiun) .MXJTDALFTRF. IRSOBANCE 00. iffil ORGANS ANtTBEWWG ~MAB,^F. WORNER, . PlA»(SORGAKS*SmiiCBINK , DHIfRIMTOM.Tr. A »-T>«U«HU> TWTOTTvim T«an« aiHE30KS.PJTmffiiIV.MS 0"I.n PKM8. YmtlMQ T4KEXE- ROTE ^ m* n * ■>- Jg 8. CDBTI8, PRACTICAL PLUMBER, GAS AND STEAI FITTER, No. 11 Dwrasr Street, Capa Maj City. t't«re*~, Bourn, rum, Hotels, Burt TOO Ga*. WsUflr and Steam Pipes, '4 lA>» era tone. ,R tw boaloou. Cbemrca! Work A Load Burning Arm and TERRA COTTA DRAINAGE pat n at aery to* mm. a Cap. Mar maratimi rXJLLfcOIATK, COMMEHCLXI. V and military cwrrnrr*. Nr* ES||;EFE5H™".'ir S^VINSTITOTE ^BKfOOKTOH. JTHW J HUSKY. .Uawgreano'' teiMing rtaptrt°ootS rjui'sg' *»isSE£ ''H'iV.1:-™ * «ur»^T n. 8. TH»vK, A.M.. rnaRm. J ^EWJEMEY ~ "TAW WOOMAr. ANPjr'H'gL HCHOMAJ h:_: """"1

dtoods, Srimminas. tf tr.: > Ifi fllfl Reliatila.SioFB ' CIIATUi.I'>l NKF.DMM, . lame PM« lo »ct. ' r J BARGAINS Sjrln ajifl Spir Goods. i A full line of Summer goods ofi ; every . description. • We Keep i inciioe CnU. • Double \vcight, all wool clotb, ; in fifteen sliailes. 50 cU. per yd., ! [ sold elsewhere at 65 cts. 25001 [yds. unbleached Cotton Flannel,' '16 cts. elsewhere" R cts. Dlue, i Kctl and White Flannels, froin f tTO-ctsrop. All wool suTiing,"3^ Jets, per yard, elsewhcrS' 30 cts. I Hcst Apron Ginghams, 6 cty, j elsewhere 9 cts. GodH Muslin, " [ bleached and unbleached, 6 cts, elsewhere S cts. Calicoes from i 4 cts. up. Simpson's Sons calico ( 6 cts., elsewhere 8 cts. I ladies' and Children's Hose 1 from 5 cts. up. Indies linen Collars. alTsTzcs, 9 cts. "Dr. Hamdlon's Expanding - Side- Health Corset, 90 cts.. elsewhere ft. A full line of Dr. Warner's Health & Coraline Corsets,(no imitation), r Ladies' and Children's Gossamers from 50 cts. up. l^id Gloves from , £0 cts. up. Notions, Trimmings, , &c.. cannot be excelled invaelRy 1 and price. 25 pieces of Crinkled Seersucker all latest shades si 9 ; cts., reduced fiom 1 5 cts. AH 1 Huntings, all shades at cc., reduced from 15c. 500 Ladies' Parasols, Silk 'anil Satin covers, at half price. 50 dot CorscU at 1 50c., reduced from £t. • !, k : Our stack of Millinery cannot I be excelled in styles and prices. CHAS. NEEDLES. Snlldlflfl !Matfrtot, Gtt.

JEREMIAH a 8CHKLtyHfc»B LUMBER YARD '• ScUtUcuiiT-« L«u.lln«. Capu May N.J.. <w lu Ihu many, of «»erj iguulRy to «B tur r«|ulrt!iirnu of ronlranon, bulimn IM t*> iou.oou rr.irr white rin* . »n«*l IILA8TKHINa LATH. 8HINOI.KH Of A IX KINDS. !! laooHINO. KHAMB 8TOTT, PICKJCfT, LDMsn rot Bciuumw or Stmt dmnm , nr-OBDBKS mOIOTlT WUJO ^ ""** Ux^>m octltly j. B. MCRBLUnron, ; BUILDER'S SDPPLIK AT A. SCHELLENGERS, Miixnuma. t ' Doors, Sat MSiiR Binds, 1 dbe and raoof mm, Stair Work and Scroll Sawing. In uiuMutllM ym*H tail BoiBim Fan ir mhk liiii: SA8H WHUBTS. SABS 00*06, NAILS,: FRAME PULLEYS, a FACT BnMKshalifaera]. ! S|1S5Ss4kS ne-r i xacaau*M»aa,Hp«ufcN.j, ' ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of : any proposed line of adver- . tising in American papers by - addressing Geo. P .Rowell & . Co., ; 8*n* lOc.for IOO-pako Pamphlet. ■: : - . FOR SALE OR RENT. i eysi SAIPlil B001. [ ■* « araaET, c*Ml mat err*. ' i With <*c Wttbont Furniture, .1 !*»• MTBA ISO ATTACHBD. T. ' laWtoM «H af »r Bu«u » Ihto eny. T" " HILDRBTB A UTTUK. Mmm p. c. pSnffjjroTS^ i^Br BUU*

gripwtBBg. NEW DEPARTMENT . -n- . <ft. ovtt | - Mi M Bargain HiniSB, MILLINERY, Still flourishes, have 'you been in j , t» Kmm k y*kf ■ Vou «r« not ex - . |t pcctcd to purchase every! ime ; but we invite you to an inspection ofj . the immenseand Stylish Stock. We i * we have in our employ a young and poiitekidy (our New York Mil- : - finer), wahrays about to show you ; OUI Styles. All the N'oVcllitw aiul,- , latest slBpes tn-Canton, Milan and ^ Tuscan Braids ; also. Feathers. Lips. Pompons and Flowers. W< " offer Special. and attractive Har- , °j gains i in Children School Hats, j I But speaking- pf Bargains, we must j '. not forget to show you a few on., » our* Dry' .Good's Counter. Our ' f weTCJcnowh jSthch Sheeting, re- , '• duced to 6^c. per yard, Our . elegant line of Satinc; New Spring i. Figures, at I J«, per yard, selling . elsewhere at 25c. All newest | v Crinkles in Seersuckcrs, from 10c. », per yard ; and like other Bargains m Dres-s Ginghams, Spring Wright ; ! Clothe White Counterpanes, Tick - - 1 iniE ?-4 Sheeting. Crctofi'-'s, and, - also, in our immense and varied 1 stock of Notions, Ham berg Kdgc- - ing and inserting, as low as 4c. per j 1 yard. Ladies' and Children's I . Stockings. Ruqhcs. Bustles, l'er.-j. > fomcry, -etc A perfect fitting ; 1 Corset, for Joe.; also, all other j 1. popular makes at popular prices. I > In onfer fo maki' everything pleasant (or j - ohr l»fy eiMfanier*. wc have filled up 1 elegantly, lor Hie neaaon at 1880. as a . 1 ' atndljr Tadv'n alore only. Inonferlodo.il : which we htm remnveti-our large atoyk at Oral'* zoMn «hirh we (ormertv kept I | here, to oifir BRANCH STORE, corner WaiJilneWn an-l Jnckaon »( reels, where 1 j we. have opawl with » full line of Cloth- I , : tag; Rata. Cape a»! .l-enix lo ner- I I A". .OoMH and ace ua tor bargaina hi IhU line at ®ar hraneTi alore, nl-xt door . t tn Capitol. L. SCHLAGER, Propr. ! , ICWlafci. 5usinrss Cards. L jAwaoN^EcPE, fHi

•8 irflDUTH ERJHTH STREET. ^ A- Jr." n.iNT~ rn- PSMRIAI. Al.KNT Fop A. S. I1AKNBS X IS.. J* >"• AMCH HThJirr. 1-HltXUA. np M. SEEDS, . FAMIIONABLE HATTER, Ho. 41 NOHTll BMCOSD 8TF-, IWLAD4. * SO SXTRA en.VtniF. FOK n ATS MADS TO OKTlgtt. s *X a*. STIFF DATS 11. SO. 8PECIALTT. . L. a. vecLitoi. n. w. roinean : ~ Tj. MeCLEES * °° ' ' ■aacetcTi'Biiui or CHURCH AND MOOD FURNITURE, i WMtOOL APFAHATVH AND 8PMT.I**. aiyti.j >o. la* ArrB Hmt PBll<.!r!pnl«. J II. MATI.ACK, S 'kuKM. 8SVKXTII ST, rniLADA. . j ' TERRA GOTTA BRAQI aM SEWER PIPE j CHIMNEY Tore, Vim OCARD CAF8, I'HIMNSY FLUBS. MARPmi VASW, CB- [. MBST. FCr. Warraatrt UrotM l-nort ami i*»i 1'lpea Id tar "f"'*"Yf Y RATS ARE MY BEST r -lvj. a dvkrttbxmxst. TI1EY SPEAK FOB THEMSELVES. HARRY KAY8EK. ONE PRICE HATTER. I , So. to SOUTH SBCOSO STMBBT. PnibADA. j Ir (Two itoon. hrlow Market ».) 4-1 ay €ipt Way (Ho. Prnkant t. - JOHN M. RUSSELL, SBSRRAt. DBA LB H IN DRY OOOD8, GROCERIES, BOOTS, SHOES AN® NOTIONS. ,f FLOUR AND FEED, PATENT MEDICINES. PORK, LARD, HAMS. SEEDS. Ac. y JOHN M. KU8SBLL, CoM nprtsg. Cape May Co, N. 1. k .. a PRICES* STORES, Nto *t PEER* ST., CAPE MAT CITY. ■ GRQCERUS, DDT GOODS asd NOTIONS. '■ ..a«js5aasah.rm,. NO. M rtBRY STREET. FEED STORE, . CORN. OATS, BAT. BEAN AMD MUX PEED WOOD YARD. WOOD (TT A SPLIT. (■RI'A R POST ah alaew , ANHUljU IUR AD CHffln OP ALL KINDS. Harrows and Cultivators JUH TO ORDER. HDHSESHS t WDSat BIGEHN8 In an na hranchea. All goo. to art wort at lo»aa.canpnoea ant K. r amies. aatf M»a Oraode, Caf May eCs. t, t RUPTURE :o atolwaulort. RelleJ u Paruw, anerrtrt E ^|aaaasaaaa:at — —I ■ 1

■ wrfitai. 1 "Maryland. 'ib^ Marvland." • f • -Prriif Wlrrr. lively dauatirra an.l honietora.*' j -My farm lies in a rather low ami • miasmatic situation, ant! I j '*My jrrito-'.'' . , j •Who?" -Was a very pretty blonde •) , Twenty years ago, became tj "Ktlthfiv ; • ! . "Witliered and aged !" . 1 "Malarial vapors, though she made . ! no particular comp!alnt.xot being of the [ i grumpy kind, yet causing me great un- | ] "A short time ago 1 purchased your remedy for one ofAlic children, Who had o .very severe attack of biliousness, and j ' . it occurred to me that the remedy might i help my wife, as I found that oar litjle ' i girl upon recovery had I "Lost!"' j , "Her sallowm-.vs. ami looked as fresh *. a new-blown daisy. Well, the story Is : soon told. My wife, to-day, has gnimsl her old-iiine beauty with compound in- , terest. and is now as handsome a matron , , (if I do say it myself) as can be found jn . ' this county, which is noted for pretty women, and I have only Hop liittegt 10 thank for it. "The (fear creature just looked over 1 tny shoulder, and says I ran tlaitct equal Ho the dEja of our courlship,' and that ■ reminds me there might be more prrtty ■, t vires if tny brother farmers would do as I Hoping you may long lie spared to do good, 1 thankfully remain. i C.L Jtsts. i i Bw.Tsvii.i r, Prince George Co. , Md.,» May 26th, is*!. i ' .TIL|M CO Uhr "f-lmn all tt„- "il.Yi-''- ! A GREAT CAUSE OF HUMAN MISERY i IS THE LOSS OF 1 A Lacrnr» oo tbe Nature Treatment ati.1 Rati- • leaieureol Henmat WeAfhw, <h- Srtrm-mrr. / J Lv-a, ttitlucr.1 1»* Helf-A'.nae, lovoiiiuurv Stons, Impinetier, Nfrvoaa Deldnir, ■!,! lmneUlmem* lo Manure genereltr-, cotmuapuon. 1 Efatniiay aeoi Flu; vaoial aad i-t.r.icat lo. aea r.tr.Ar.—m qititiKiiT X CDA.V sit WELL, J 'ritSWoiId.reooBnrt atiltior.JB Ihla 4dntUat.lt! 6 ■snore; .It arU proee. trom toa^avierperl-nee u "edial^SitmtoR'wu'a^nrte'or'^iiti '.t'onre a. ' 1 *— ' , htmaeif ebcaplr, privately and radlcailj. ' ' AW elite Its-tare will prove a bconlouioaritads i Kent under seat, ta a ntata envelope, to any " the CvWltitWklX MhDIttAh fo. mMH-v 41 Ann ta.. New York: P.ut It. 4to.

EXHAUSTEDJITALITY. Illustrative Sample Free. NOW TAYSElFufCMw A Ureal Medical Work on Mankood, NervOtts N HWHUMMt Dehlmy. Vnama* Decline in LD W^HSal vitality, etc , etc., an t the tm1 lot niiainiea rr.Qii iM^nim JjMfcmeuon nr e «- .» rcoc^7rin*ihe ^armaooiKria for all acute and a : every msit. Price onlv jf by'mafl* paupa'th J coaommtd la plain wrapper. I ILU'STRATIVB SAMPLE FItKB TO ALL i J never icTl? alalia "ddrertDr. w'.'u* PARKeX j, j 4 Balsodh street, Bueton, Mas*. aiW u g | Infhunm a t 1 o Heals tjbe Son ? A ^ithreritrcfl I a^raS'^w.'^reioe'Jorenta bfwlu'ar u ' DrvMtsMa. aaad for circular. ELY BROTHER*. Dragrltia. Owefo, N- »■ ftirprtf, lltkftiKff, ftfs FL801 CflFlIS. - CARPETS, ACT SflUAHES, WOODEN 85KBETS, CHINA KATTIHBX - DAMASK LINENS, ' C0COA MA1TO6S, OIL CLOTHS, ENGLISH COME CORK FLOORCLOTH. . An* all kinds of BOGS. Housekeepers and others interested are invited to inspect a complete stock of floor cavarings of svery description. High and medium qualities, uniformly 0 few prices marked in plain figures on all goods. Special attention given to funilshu* country houses and seashore cottages. TB K CURSRH fflORE. ! I Y.I.ABCHAIBADLT A SJH, i Eleventh end Market Sts., I PHILADKLPillAe | k iBUaoaanprolltatoierecta.^AU intrmectit t-i I s pEwantfc -Aepee ran bareew a sacctoerat < p !**«• Tarsal (ree.

1 He Wouldn't by Hnrd on tbe.Y^nka. j ' }-»"'X1>«SA'nrA5ljS.VIX'!aiE!VEI>THK i *K* .v ■d uk'jfiiaaspr.t i S|M-akiug of Mr. Davis' receptions in; I the South. Judge {hutta'a* Virginia tells i a story "which shows Mw enUiuddam may triumph over Sdrerw facta. ! . .'Hd Jonathan I'csfe Aivwi on his farm, j a bout aix utiles from Ilarrislmre. Vu.. during the war. rndc into town I hear the news and comment on ' J ttft!.r hut fashion, which was abtimablv-l through his nose. He Waa one of threwthorough 'Soullieniets in w hose head ' •here never was room for a doubt. He ! nat! such a Meatifast conthlencc Hint the ' South would whip Hit- North, and was ! . titling so daUV. that nobody ever ventur. 1 fed to hint the cotitrarv t-.i him. He would stride* into the office of ttie week- > ly newspaper on his semi-wettley visits, | • III row himself tlowu In a chair, and in- 1 : editor would reply. ' ^aaddrere'rt.em' ofl i •1 know hr would do it. 1 knew 1„--h TOr« l^f^mie'eiinie a time wjini | j C-l' the Ll'tuct, ,|wu ""t..' ,1,.' "h I'.'r !i ■ t "WDit'j wrat.yv- t!!.*.,rr.".T XT' *T*. .:. d .1 Ab'Uabuu lie ... tt j * Here vie' Inivr tl'n t™'- i.'.V'r.-. - ! *' llalton qot lo r, r tare n...rmne w.ti. i ' " up tot. I J'. m(.lrr« V..-I r.J" ,V I'Sn j ' with v might > -reh and taking at' .. ! ' ^K^riiret.os.fe.i • Mehl* u*a beat I.' give <• la simthcr trv " do f, . t hntiM.:. It. fe h .r,l V mui iijiforgivtn. But if the drrned Van- ^ ra.nill.1 of-4ec war l-m-fe Jounthau trot- *■ ted off home jn infinite content at luiv ing participated in ( ie'ii la-e's gejiero-il v. V NIChl-Nlchl Shlnbun.

The office OS the JtkR.V«Ai' SAr'nhaa. p n Japanese ncw»|mper. is thus thcrihe.1 v "The feature of the. SUnlmn ofliee ... it Gliosis of' Benjamin" Prank An" what a n SaSsH-HjSrH ! section is four feel wide by 3d feet long I, — four by •"■<> feel. The -r!', a new east t| for yon! This is divided into small ti . ccmpartmcnts or boxes, into which tin- » ' tyjic is laid in regular piles, several piles n in • box, with feces ail toward the comt rule. The types are all"ofk'a siro.' Tiie p J, -stick" is not «t to the measure of ti.r o a to about half the. measure- it being the tt >r business of the other workuieu to im- u '• pose the lines in eoluitinr. take proof. £' rule and copy, the doren roin|Misltar' n read the last in an earnest, sing-song « way, each rushing to the same Ian fa,-- d - or near for the needed letter then hack tr ten or twelve feet to the second one all i, j are. --.n the lively move— rushing and skip- si I ping to ami fro. riglit stul left, up ami u I down, chaser, balance to part ners, swing a [ the corners, up anj back, singing the t! copy, catching one letter here, another n there, prancing and dodging, humtning rt -and skipping — a prommade. cotiHon. ci Virginia reel, raquet. and all hands ronnd cl upon the same floor at the same time si and the same dancers in each— a perfect a mare of noise and conftisjon —vet out of cl confusion bring printed order ! It was e, f a sight to be seen, "llow many differ- rt ent characters are {here in this ease, any- y, -- huH;"- weAaked-UUr guide- Then our st guide BAked the printeni, and none could tl • nnswerbt;tt«rfhan say. "Nobody knows B rir!~nobody knows— many thousand." Later wc repeated the question to a more ■ intelligent person, who said. "At least M, 000." That will Iceounl for the re- ' markablo sire of the case and the racing to and fro of the competitors. Just why they intone their copy all the while was not made so dear- other than the - remark that It was the' custom. ^ Wives of Noted Men. w re St. look Otobe-Dvmorr.r. . w A place where all the world meets Is P at the market and on Tuesdays, and " Thursdavs, and more especially Saturdays, all the world ia there. While waiL "> ing for the roast* lo IX skewCrcd and the ly | chop* "Frenched." the matrons have u 1 chance for a stray word with their '* frirnds: and notices of chnritable meet- at Ings and other important conununica- ® lions are qnlte regularly kept to be giv. en during the market hour. The wornen who utonc moat by dresses and dtatuonili at an evening's culertaiiuncnt are to lie met in the market-house the fol- i" lowing morning intent on provisioning "•! their houses. Mrs. Blaine was a regular *1 patron of the large market, and her , eagle eye was never to lie misled by any tricks or false appearances. Other iL '<f . diesof equal eminence are Mill met ttiere, "» and. Mrs. John Davis, Mrs. Curtin. Mrs. ' Sheridan and a quorum of "Senators' <>" w ives are regulariv to be rarouaterrd "h. . before the stalls of the bulchera, fish and *<• . game men. bit The attractions of the market* here as are the numerous florists' stands, where ; cut Sowers are plied in fragrant heap*, na grouped in jugs and sold for a song, and '*» the ladies ran never resist their attrac- wt Hons. H has passed into a standing Joke >J in some families for paterfamilas to cast c*i rueful glance at a eluatc* of frash flow, hi era on the dinner table, and if the florid bu display be specially attractive, to declare on that the dinner is going to lie short of something to make up for tbe heavy purchase of flowers. Men have Dot vet bo reached the stage where they can dke ha on Jack reaes. -t_ b* 'rt _ • • • '* — anA lawyer in Ireland, who was plead- Jo ing the cause of an infant plaintiff, took mi the child up in his arms and presented it wl | to jury, suffused with tears. This bad a great effect, till the opposite lawyer asked: What made Boo— cry?" "lie lm "pinched me:" answered «be little tnno- *g ccnt The whole' court was convulsed en wHi laughter. 8t

J ■ Belles of Barbarism. J • Xmakfeg iTcontoiJon befo^aprfest f" * j of the vear's inisdeeils and flu- ..np .1, ' j cidcd to he the worst sinner i- o h, ,, ,' r I as a sort of "srape.goai • to t,oar iht t ,1 TllC msrtxr is prepared a! the church t . | bV being str!p[>cd nearly naked and by ! Ilbcfe^pahl for. Then ^ he is^ ma.h- to j ' | length, ami umT".' 4 wo-Vl'd " m'Vieht j . , *fewn.d Here the" btnimmTink'l '» '"urn j ; p't him or. z\r^"-,r",::xzz ^ j as v. rnpi.l . IT if lorn anil Ha. i d i|„ ' | Aftcr^hU it Tni'm b"a 1 ■ ouOfh'to g^rtp ft, null, r "'Vlw lirt.Tot '' the tneedlng vtetiin. s>ibl.-ct 10 a lortgr. " that far rn-enl. I.urnl.ig at the nolo l> ,

Irsi'the'ltritfetrshom'ti'find ."it'h.ov'lifth' j be bad: and so while hr >m< urging f'on. , then stand in::, ami some liuUt hut's f..r . themselves. Tlie most onferlv ramp i was that of the Rhode Island troops . under General Nathaniel Greene , sires, under captains and other officers , privates, for these iisiiaUr eirrte.1 their | relates ft dialogue which he hearil be^ [ kj-Bltl," 'said the captain. go* and ! "°But?tt Tn' J^n'iri ' T ' were gotaf stuff out ol which ih^l.^r"^rra.'lsknr,n7!'Fl!!lH ^ oompanv of ritfemi-n raised in one of !! a rilfeim-n

many volunteers applied as to' tniibar. rnw the Imder who was enlisting the and tie (Wsr off * tKiariVwith chalk the figure of a nose of the common sire, placed the hoard at the distance of hundred and fifty vard». ami then dr. he would, take only those who could hit the mark. Over sixty sueccedcd. - "General Oage take rare n| •your nose," says the paper that tells Hie tieoeral Gage, as you know, wsacommander of the British forces in Boston. -~8f. NichoUufvr Junr "One .lav hi I8G?." says Mr.' Ed. Jolin. son of the Boston Jilralt. "1 was standing in front of the old Logan House at Altoonn, Pa., admiring a superb-looking man who was pacing tip and down the walk, meditating.- presumably, as the rest of us were on the length of minutes .when one is waiting for a tfeiayrd train. Prestmtly a big: broad-shouldered moulded. who seemed to recognize the superb gentleman, shambled up near him and muttered something which was evidentintended to offertd lilrn. The superb gentleman, however, paid no more attentlon to It than to look rather sliorplr the moulder and paas on. Soon the moulder repeated the performance, with about the same rrsijlt. and the lookerson began to wonder what it all meant. By and by tbe moulder evidently mistaking the snprrii gentleman's indiffrrto him for cowartlice. stopped ■quar. lv before bim and aaid something would not look well in prim about 'the d d Yankee general.' "I never saw a handsomer blow In ray life. It Jnn.led squarely on life jaw of moulder, and seemed to raise him , neatly and graocfully into the ait and • stretch him tidily at full length on platform several feet awav" The superb gentlemen looked at the hack of ! baud with op expression of dligust. I If r-ndrmnlng the hand for what il : had done, and then resumed hit promenade az if nothing hud happened. The 1 saw of tha -moulder his friends helping him away, but I frequently saw Gen. llancoek after that, and I came to know Uiat lie was always the same kind of man -slow to take o-tence, 1 but .wonderfully effective in punishing one wjki did succeed in pffcOditig." De Jtmrs—'T wjsb .1 could afford to board at a lirtler place than Mm. Grind- ' Sntakio* — "WcB. there's no < use In a man's quarrehng with his bread , and butter. as.Uie saying goes." I>cJooea — "No. particularly the butter. A • man should, know better than to quarrel anything as strong aa that!" ' Tbe latest riddle out : Why was my ' baby's last attack of croup like this par- 1 agrapli ? Because it was very short and ended with that, wonderful cure, Dr. Cough Syrup- " ' i

, The Kugli-h dirrrs ami Captain It. F. . i rortR-d from "the healthy island of Grand Hfom the seuihcnnost liiuii of the Island i ; ".-v. S|«nishTtnuner*< i-alf.d the^Aliihou.♦"XII The steamer had on lumrtlfim. ■ , for t lifMrip' h'rilig *!lm .'nfe" H\JdolhiJ j • months on the tslam? In-fore* the* 'had ..•mpleteil thelr^lask. ^ The wreck lay int.- I he V easel to' almost' fall'nmlrss , . U Ur. i'..rti.iuO-iv Dm free was n--t , work ami .r.-nr .."'Jl-T Umtr! U | Vh>- • hrVluw*' Vi.'.,B"alw'^ ♦Mfe i ... ! —f.. ...I nr.- „„W in Lmdon. ' • ».i « i. .ere [....Iwhb as Hie un.fertak ,

^tl.r l.-t'.-u ;..g ; « itni-sant the various , torn... .... 'mi-iioI;* our the ' -iiradfu! r. i...t- . ..I our D.-neral ' Itragc dirro. .1 iui to rid. t.a» srd lo t jh" regiment of ,, brigade of J forw ard. ' Th'. ■' tfec 'im * t" not" go hack » da-lir.l through the line of battle.' seized I the color, from .the color-bearer, and I Said t.v him. (ietYcrnl llrngg sgys these risked ••WhTl'niref'j'"!i doing wit'h my "• they are.' BUS tny reply. let me have " them/ he sriid. If any man but my '• *fe'"r"' Bragg I will see j But he niusl attack this position In 'flank; r, w e ran never carry it alone from the •" front.' Il Was Colonel Allen, afterwards h Governor Allen of Louitmnn. Ireturne.l 1 miraculously preserved. toGeriernl Bragg. " -and reiM.rt.-d Colonel Allen's words. I « giving the order I think to General Oife c son. to fail hack to the feme in the rear r

li informal!-* t'r'fea'i" ^ 4 T a manders on either side that a combined f movement would be made on lite front '■ and flanks of 'bat position. The move- " " menu wi re made, and Prentiss was cap. ^ ^urcd " * New Jersey Sabbath Union. tiroiIH'te thrfetrwrv^ce'ohltlc NaMaUL^Ud'm " ^ rnnns iu raftUjul erlm-lpU', . nor it leal pan.-, as jack; to enforc? an paitTeti|«yvuglfmr ereol nr twtn^t w..i»l\lp: to make p meng^Jmo^iSa So? T Jnmr'u "Ji ilterajure, II. aocanng tue exsopcrattoa of the : MyHEsraSTSSsS . , K^T'-w-ixmr^rnVsr^! ; . IIITUW ortgin, ami has a nacres) porense, th.- ' aapFOrtmaofuiaaortotF 'Dutrrtala fcflinga or 1 toiornuon to war I an who .uitrr. Tory vnal.l I ' "T.ioTkii i*re°'"'im' i"01""1 Bf| ""''""""a ; r 0?%? JS- . 1 Trr — . ; ! SBS StSSJ'if i i- Frrre, ctiar- Srsii.r. K a . and Hum Hainill. , Bag. In is-pr.wr.inmr at ooran UrXrr. N. J., .araa°i.um,*T' RtoiMit ' m! J wooilool«h%r!«I''DKVjm<j'8 n.h°"K^i^CrJi t N. J , ta tha e'errrapnodlne Krurrurv, ( re whom Ml ronimontoatt.au ja regard To the Union ahonld na addreaart. Not to Ire Gagged . Plttatmrg Chronicle. Customer to flowrist— "Do the flowers !l that bloom'in " Florist (sternly)— "Sir?" Customer— "Do the flowers- that b bloom _ j Florist (Motto voce)— yjohn, is Towner S loose sntl Ljii- sandbag in the cash draw- a er where I can reach it?'' t John (in a whisper)— "Yea, air, an' ain't cat nothing since y ester- T fiorist— "Vfell, sir, what did you g ""Sistomer- I wanted' to know if I S flowers that bloom in the early part of 0 •he year bloom again lalcr?" {j An exchange says Tead is an animal [ production, because it is found iq g

n Platform of ^the^Piroblbltldn Petri The Proliibillonlsl of New Jrreey in > in convent ion at Neb- ark on Thurstb J and Friday, May 57 A 28, and nomihali s Gen. Clinton Il-.FD-k. of Monmouth C't g, as their eanhlaic f r 1 lovrrip.raild ndot r- ed the following platform. Fcmr.fiftl d of the polelng ifistriets of the State Mil it representedSi §| Tk4t *r •rmiwihuir'wilk rvny ernpr. rllo t re i';, ^ asftisri ny* »iu,ntrt^|rrej^»l or ltnil Removal of Sand Prom the Sphinx Ttmre. Operations have Men lately begun fo tlie purpose of clearing away the rnasi of sand which has accumulated durini centuries around the famous statue o the Sphinx. Brugsch Bey. brother o tl.e distinguished Kgyptoiogist, hai charge of the work, which is being car riod out according to a plan proposed b; Rignor Maspem. and will, it Is expected finished by Raster. The portion o about 40 -feet. It is supposed that a much more, at least, )s buried In th. cleared awav i-. estiinatmatcd at 20,00 eulilc meters. A small tramway is bcim

, sand to a distance. aqd^O laborers ar . employed otyjhe task. When; the statu , has been laid bare lo the level of tit ; fouiidalionJ a bfood, clfcltTar WiilkTvH i he const ructed around It. and a high wal t will be built to guard against future en . -rronrhment* of the sands of Iho desert An Enterprising:. Reliable House Dr. Henry A. Kenned; can always h relied upon, not only to carry in stock lit . best of everything. Cut lo Secure lb e Agency of such articles as have well 1 known merit, and are popular with th j |>eopfe, thereby sustaining the reputatior > ,pf lining always cn'erprising, sod ever re k liable, ilaviog secured the Agency fo I the celebrated Dr. King's New Discover ; for Consumprion, will sell it on a poeliv - guarantee. It will surely cure any sn. : every sflrcii-gi of Throat,* Lungs, an. , Chest, and to show our confidence, wc In • vlte yeu to call and get a Trial Bolti - Free. . (1) ' Knfant terrible (jumping into visitor' [ lap)- ''You're Mr. I-oodfeby, ain't you? 1 Ixiodleby— "Yes, dear, that's my name. ; E. T. — "Well, I want to hear you' talk. ; Lnodleby— "And why, my preWy dear? i E. T.--'"Causc pa saj*s you talk like ; jackass, and I never heard one." ' My liver was so fearfully disorder*.. I and f felt so frCble and languid tliat 1 scarcely took interest in anything. .Trie [ ail the so-chlled remedies without relic r until I used Parker's Tonic, which ef 1 fected a permanent cure.— David Bash 1 Utile, Rock. Ark. Smith, the other day, while looking a the skeleton of x donkey, an J admirint and wondering at the structure of thai despised animal, mado a very raaladroii quotation: "Ah," aaid he, "wo are fear fully and wonSerfuIly made." Commissioner of Deeds for all of tin Mr. G. E. Keardon. Baltimore, wrilcs that he . suffered for a loos time with rheumatism which yielded to treatment until he applied Sit. Jacobs Chicago RtrmUrr: Glhbs— Ho the man was killed up at the hotel, was he? Squibbs— Yes, shot right in the rotunda. Gibbs— Great Scott! N« wonder it killed him. That's a terrible place to hit a How many people ray. your plaster everything I.cver tried. The Hem 1 •later really cure* Backache, Stitch, Irani- Side wu.ilip, or pains In known"":}.- The brat poroils platter Toe Jan.- twin t> w tvigtnas im nstmakB. pp.-iu. un] Fl.,w.-r Chonia are aaWh7rf«Dil*m'e