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VOLUME XXXII.

CAPE MAY CITY. NEW' JERSEY. SATURDAY. JUNE 26.1886.

WHOLE NUMBER. 1660.

,.oas>b MUtY cn*rs\ n. 3. * I .SO ay arfn'Advanca. grvhwinil inn. J T T. DOUG I. ASS. iTTORHKt-Af-LAW A *» HOLtrmifM A NCKR Y lil GATf JUT Cirr \Y^kT/CBH A. babbow8, 1TTOI HVT-A f-L A W SOLICITOR 4 N CtlARt-'lUY . ^ • yB J. F. l.B Aitnr® ft SONr DSN T IBIS *?23iattXYCllO«vH"Cta— T*arMajsas«SaX- 1 SweYa *»XTna»-FT*t«T». j "amtetm. k. hildrgnc j attorney -at-la w xwrnw. wantwtand ««i»« in ' ubancnr. warn o N»,ss wjuffiiiuittw itrest. c«i-_><at | V JSRBKRT w7 BDMPHDh . t ATTORNEY-AT-LAW j «iucrror and master in en** cert, nrnov «o. W wo«Wm« shmwv. rare N. J. ai«-r 1 A CApA CoTt W,tllllW« WW f ^iS",lra®4saE i ^S^SISiihs: ; .» -"^si^jsstx-jsusjn: « • nn.™ « rtAnr-S« """No.AUl ^ it^uwot w ■»»- gf]^ r DR. L.J. FABIAN." ' \ No. 708 Brown Strait, Philada. s b - TilUJi U?gS"nr Sa'ctiw^1 - ••'hi'S-I aV^o VP. m'.\\ £V errata**, ran§tt»tnw< f sr&t. t" "j]XOB B. WILLIAM, j ABCHITBOT AND BUILDER. 1 »l U. HAKK DKAWriRM, AND SPTBRUSI'ENO OR ODNTIUCr. ■r»ICEi« WwOnnfm St, Cap* ■•?. NJ. JJ \ «. LITTLE, " ' .nuTOCAi. *" painykr and glazier. CAP* MAT C1TT. R. 4. Organ uiMMiut lotunl r.nre^ ^ r> f.r he n' townsknd, a AOKRT FOR CtTMRSRLANP |J mutual fir* insurance oo.

COMRIHStONRft OP PKRIRi, O«o* At CAP* Mar OW Home. H.J.I »l-« QB6AN8 AJTD SEWING MAb, f. horner. IMBUSSSnniGIUCIMS JtBirxiBTON. N. J. •hrao*. !**.-» WaaMogtaa IRract, CepA^Ea. ' ELiffiiSSiDinGGs <lOLP f DM, FIMttNO TACKLE. BOP* TWJNKS. HAMMOCK*. PCU.TH AMD TACRT *irre**B. flOCBST ODTURY, BRASS A HP COFFER i ha aw ar rent ytOLTN strings mat m m«ia of auiy-a.. rents. 4. *. OAKR1SON. • ATI WaahlMiooltt..(MptMa » N. 4. g 8. curtis, PRACTICAL PLUMBER. GAS AND STEAI FITTER, no. ii Preoiar Street, Cape Mae city. j 6m, W*tw and Steam Pipes. HWWiywMiaiu*!!! ' Cborriical Work a Load Burning Hsres. Watsr.-Xeel*. WMknffia. Fore* au UBPatrai pot last now— aodre. ( 1 erra cotta drainage . rmSGm^SS^- ^ "gy- 1 '...-II— ! L I' ; v MMa&uI. /-MJLLEGLATE. COMMERCIAL V/^ ■(Ajrp MUJT^r^ngimrrK. sn 3^?^sfral§® ITHKpal 58® INSTITUTE BJUa&to*. ygw jsaser.

?ru ftoflto, JrimrainflS, (fit. > "Tie Olfl Seliablfl Store ' CHAltLK.N NEEDLES, BARGAINS = - -INSprii aii SnuBT Goofls. A full line of Summer goods of every description. fc Keej go fSM Coeds. Double weight, all wool cloth, in fifteen shades, 50 cts.^er yd^ sold elsewhere at 65 cts. 2500 yds. unbleached Cotton /lannel, 6 cts., elsewhere 8 cts. Blue, Red and White Flannels, from I 10 cts. up. All wool suiting, 25 , cts. per yard, elsewhere 30 cts. Best Apron Ginghams, 6 cts., elsewhere 9 cts. Good Muslin, and unbleached, 6 cts., elsewhere 8 cts. Calicoes from 4 cts. up. Simpson's Sons calico 6 cts., elsewhere 8 cts. Ladies' and Children's Hose from 5 cts. up. Ladies Linen Collars, all sizes, 9 cts. Dr. Hamil- ; ton's Expanding - Side Health : Corset, 90 cts.. elsewhere 1 1. A i full line of Dr. Warner's Health. • ftCoraline Corsets, (no imitation), j Ladies' and Children's Gossamers 1 from 50 cts. up. Kid Gloves from 1 50 cts. up. - Notions, Trimmings, 1 &c., caonotbc excelled inyaricty ' and priecr^s pleCes of Crinkled J Seersucker all latest shades at tf j cts., reduced fiom. 15 cts. All ' Wool Buntings^all shades at 9c., J reduced fr»m 15c. 500 Ladies' 1 Parasols. Silk 'and Satin covers, 1 at hirtf price. 50 doz. Corsets at J 50c., reduced from ft. ( Our stock of Millinery cannot ' excelled in styles and prices.

chas. needles. building material, «tr. A n B. SCHEIXKNGEB'S irtats m«.r im loqad lih* UMfaatsoaA ol i.areMr la im ■*>» 111 j. at_pvct? aaant; u. ml uw I Ml. IMP PPJTT WRIT* PINK «."» I'lJlRTBRrNO LATH. rURiKiNn. pNAMRarupp. num. tW-OHT»KHP PROMI-rlR PTI.I.im J. A XCH*I.I.ENO*R.

BUILDER'S SUPPLIES ^ a. schellenger8. ' tars, M MggIiis Blinds, 1 DOffl Hi ffflK* FEASME, 1 stair work and scroll sawing. I» •nmimr time fan wft pn.t BnUiii Paw Br Mix S Mm, SASH WWOIITS, HASH COBTW, NAlLSr FRAME PULLEYS, Bii Wi Harifacfi-itfieflfiral. m-t A. (klH BLUWOKH, MIUflHe.il. 4. Ft — , ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any proposed line of adver- . rising in American papers by • addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co- \ ' Xemnptr Adirrtimu* Barm | to Sprwc tM„ New Vorlc. ' ; Send lOc. for lOO page PamphM. FOR SALH OR RENT. GLOBE SAIPtil ROOM. No. • OCEAN HTH*BT. CAT* MAY CITT. with or without furniture, fin* rirbi.uro attach en. App'l I" HiLnkwra a lute J*-«o A-IJomiBT the RIMB. a. mm qwem i^a^£.t' iTc"' ;

f)«d* and Jrimmings. TBE NEW DEPARTKENT *»»» ■ Ifi W Bargajn Hiss, MILLINEpY, '] - Still flourishes, have you been in ' I to see it yet? You are not ex- 1 lf pccted to purchase evetypffic ; but ' | we invite you to an inspection of j i. j the immense and Stylish Stock. We i 1 we have in our employ a young and polite lady (our New York Milliner), is always about to show you . our styles. -All the Novelties and latest shapes in Canton. Milan and T uscan Braids ; - ufsn. Feather*; Lips, J'ompons and Flowers. We ' offer Special and attractive Rar5 gains in Childrcq School Hats. , Bur speaking of Bargains, we must ' . not forget to show you n few on 1 our Dry fkiort's Counter. Our > well-known 3S inch Sheeting, re- • duccd to 6)4 c- per yard. "Our > elegant line of Satmc; New Spring . Figures, at 156. per yard, selling , ■ elsewhere at 25c. All newest j ' Crinkles in Seersuckers, from 10c. 1 ' per yard ; and like other Bargains ! m- Dress Ginghams, Spring Weight : Cloth, VVhite Counterpanes, Tick- ; ing; 9-4 Sheeting, Crcton<s, and, • also, in our immense and varied j stock of Notions, HambcrgEdge- ! and inserting, as low as 4c. per - yard. Ladies' and- Children's^ Stockings, Ruches, Bustles, Per- j fuincry, etc. A perfect fitting' Corset, for 50c.; also, all otherj popular makes at ptipular prices. I In nrilrr tn make cvrrjtliinj; pltnual for , Iwly ruMonurn. we have (lord np rli vanlly. lift Uir peawin of I WW, an a nidy's atore only. In Order to do whlrb we hare rrmored Oar lnrjje Muck of GrriVa xnodn whlrli wr formerly kept I lure. 10 our BRANCH STORE, corner Waahinston nut Juckaon ilrwIA where ; bare opened with a full line of Cloth- , inc. Hat*. Cape and Gent'a Good* pt-ner- 1 any. Come and »ee ua for barpalna in ; ; this fine at our branch store, next door ! Capitol. L. 8CHLAGER. Propr. ,

3?Mtada. ?Stt«lnfSS Cards. JACKSON'S CAFE, ] 3 IB SOUTH EIGHTH STREET. ' A1' "3^1 ~~ I - G*N*S*I. AUKNT FOR a. S. BARNES A tX». , '«• ARCH BTRBKT, PHILADA. PatiUMere of New National Serin ol arlinn! booka seart (or oaraliwae. mtill-j Jt M. dEKDS," FASHIONABLE HATTER, No KXTRA CBAHOR FOR HATS MAIIK TO > OKDCK. IX oa. STIFF HATS Also, SPECIALTY. f «-t^T t u a. aocuiaa. a. w. rnaaeaa B. MeCLEES A CO., CHURCH AlfD SCHOOL FURHTFUBE, I SCHOOL APPARATUS AND WPPLfES. ! No. |i*a Arcb Street, PrnlaflerpblA. J J Be MATLACK, !t No. A H. SEVENTH ST.. PTIII.A DA. ! J TERRA COTTA DEADI aK SEWEE PIPE ' CHIMKBY TOI-S, WntD atlABDCAPS, ( i CHIMNEY FLl'BWIARDKN VASES, C*. ' J Warrantee LoinM fvlro^aao Bnt pr^ea tatae g THEY 8PEAK FOR THEMSELVRSt. ' a I 1 HARRY KAY3ER, ! r - «SE PRICE HATTER. | - , No. !• SOUTH SECOND STREET. PH1LA DA. ! (Two Ooora beaow Maeaat St) a-ia-j CajK IRag to. Pmhanls. JOHN M. BU88ELL, OENB8AL DEALER IN dry goods, groceries, | ' • FI.OUR AND FEED. PATENT MEDICINES. ^ PORK. LARD, HAMS, KKEDf. Ac, JOHN M RVSSRU.. . COM spemr. Cope y«» CO.. N. X. | * ny c. prices- Cronus, I c *o.fl PEIST ST. .TAPE NAT PITT. H GROIMES, DET GOODS and SOTIOKS, ! PAINTS. unWRK. I OILS, VAKSlsllfcn. tii.ann ood PUTTY. I WhQWnle qlhl B> toil! , S NO. n PERET STREET. , feed store. | OORN.OATS. HAT. SRAM ANO JULI. FTED wood yard. i WJ*» ITTA n-UVOUHH woer^all MM, ^ ARISTKUG FLGIS iUD CtSIKK c OF ALL KINDS Harrows and Cultivators MADE TO oltDEL. T BaRSESSCHire i f 8E£L»RI98T» ' asiv. RUPTURE . HH

1 Prdlral. . rj "Maryland, my Maryland.'.' , I "Preur Wien. J Lorelx .Urxbter. on.] DOtSe locn.^ -J [ "My farm iiw In a riillivt kiw and. | 1 piiiwuurtll slluAtloii. a nil I,! -My wife." , -J — "Whryf— ; I "Waa a very pretty blonde ! Twenty years ago. Iiecnme. n "Saliow!" '•n<illow*yed I" it ' "Withered and S|Oil (■ "Jitalaria! vapors, . though she made g no iiarlii ular complaint, not being of the I gri'Ty kind, yet eausing me great unj "A short time ago I pnrehase/1 your . remedy for one of tin- children, who hail r n very sevsfc allpi k of liiliijusn^_ jii.l It occurred to me that the remedy might L help my wife, as !• foiind that ourjittle girt upon recovery Inul ' "Her sallowneio-, and lopked aafrcah ' a new-blown dni-y. Weil, the story i« r soon told. My wife. Id-day, has gained - het old-time beauty with compoand inI — teres t, and is now as handsome a matron j (if I do say It myself) as can be. found la • j this county, which is noted for pretly I women, and I have only Hop Ritlcrs to I I hank for it. . ( "The dear creature just looked over my shoulder, and say« 1 'can Hatter equal ' tn the days of our courtship.' and that - 1 reminds me there might be more prrttji j »w> if my brother farmers would do as .' 1 1 have done." 1 Hoping you may long be spared io do - j good. I thankfullii-eriiialii, r! C. L-Tauia, B*LTsvn.ur, Prince Ueorso Co.. Md..> lf .May 2fltn, fRSt. j , I Il'.pa mTI're'abUeLasiiL^Sba'n all Oi a^ls^'ij .] A GREAT CAUSE OF H1JMAH HBERT ' IS THE LOSS OF uaCr,"^;"' • aloe., Impateney. N'-rroo» DaMlllx. all'! Iin-. ; B5IWIBW3T9W!Sn» i gkm»«-*o.-br luingur j. culvkrw^tu onrdiare polbUni not a feerte^y'riftt' "ir^SocJ eenalit abit 'BretttaVlir wtiicti nrvrj .iiffercr, hlmaelt obeaplr. prirali-lr and'rahcmilr'1"' °''"e IWTTil. leviurc will (irorea beoa to thon««nila aiMreaa. no rareipt'o? loa^ot^nMire pnMift m"itll * i! ixv kh wku.iikx) h ' a l co. VITtLITI. — — -T t

Illustrative Sample Free. ] 1 A Oreo' Mistical Work oa Maalnod, Nervoua I OS* MyvKol DeMBiF. Fnauar Decline la . uffmUt'rtSuTir '^'fcuoTlSSoiSfon or m" ■ mnall'tL ""cm uum more man 111 invamJ * iMl ilf » tK°pba^»oopg|!a tor mil acme an* s rrrrj man. Price onlr tF by mail, poatpaM, ILLC8TRAT1VE -SAMPLE PHEE to ALL Yonnt and middle-aired men lortbe next ninety j Hmell , I ^A^MTlvJnia appunl luto each notary and la f | e£. "DmCTOi tl»e*o. N. T. | WattinflS, CHr._

OF THE GOODS WE KEEP. | Drj Gonda. Riant lard Mnkrit of Carpels. Foreign ami Domestic Rne=nnd Male, SouUi Kcnsiuglon Art Squares. American Wool ret Dniggals * Sheepskin Mais in all Colors, Rugs, hverv Sir,-. I largest Stock of China Mailings. Malting Rng* From China ami India. Linen Crumb Cloths in Several i Sizes. Mattings for Schools, Office*, etc., | ^ ^ Jhunaak Woor Linens, all Widths. Sole Agents for Engfith Con klne Floor Covering, Cocoa Mats, (hiking. Square and Round. i Sizes of Cocoa hnd Rubber Mats Made to Order. I Wool Letter* or Numbers Woven in I Coca* Mats. Fine Window Shades Mode to Order. ' All goods marked in Plain Figures — | Slrh-lly tbie Priei-. I Bujvrs of Houarhold Dry Goods and Carpels are cordially invited to coll. V. I. ABCHAIBAULT & Siffl, Eleventh and Market Sts., PHILADELPHIA. prip^ii

The Pilot's Lhng Voyage. - Taken imiq iitshivsm to saw faani:d*-o AU.VlSSt Ills Will, ; .Die San F m nt l laj't icr says: — , "CWbtm the ship OocidcnHl, f'npL. Willy id. lams, coal laden from Liverpool, ifrop.. . fied aflchor t*» tlie ureAm ri eelitlv one of . the Jirat to come ashore from Iter, wits a bronzed imd weather-beaten man. His name Ls Harry Peletier, and he is au English pilot, who was carded to sea on the vessel owing to the obdnratenrss of the Captain. Upon his arrival at the British Consulate's office lie received a letter, which was a sad surprise to him. and which reveals tlie hard-lieattedness of a British landlord. CEpL Peletier, . for as such he rates, left In England a Wife and four children nicely housed in ,c Liverpool, and it was from his wife thai t- the letter came. It contained a tale of woe and suffcring iimost unheard of. It appears that when it la-came known 1 that Copt. Petetler had been carried to . d sea on the ship, wbieh lie was to have 1 d left at Cape Clear, malicious reports lis ,1 to his having abandoned his family were , circulated. The vessel was scarce half. ' way down the coast when a fifth child i was added to the pilot's family. It was then tlmt Uie owner of the house in j : I, which tliey lived became imperntire and j I . notified the family that unless the rem ' ' was paid within u certain lime, and « | d very short one at lliul, they would he I i- turned into tlie street. Friends aided I „ them all * ithln Uieir power, and It was • I a close scratch to kcepTibovc water for ] 1 several weeks. The finale was that the | )' family were turned inlo the street and I o the cruel landlord sold the furniture over their heads. A refuge was given to Uie' I woman and her little ones, and a despcy- I . ate struggle to keep Uie wolf from the I " door was begun. As detailed in the let- ' ler, the wife refused to believe the calum- » nies east upon her husband. The communication is very touching, and com- I pletely unnerved the Captain. His first ' thoughts, however, were for bis family, and yesterday he sent a cablegram to tils < wife, aujl in a few days expects to start ! In connection with Capl. PelcliA lie. " ing. carried to sea Uirre is something ' » very strange. As stated, lie w as to leave i the vessel off Cape Clear, on the Irish t coast, having a contract to pilot her that t [ far. Tlie cape was made some H miles < off, the ship at that time being on the ' wind. Capt- Williams, so Pclerierstates. [would not lay to and give trim an op|K>r. < tunity to signal for a Itpal from the cape. ' but kept on his course, claiming thai he ' { was afraid of getting on the Ire shore. I - reached Nan Francisco only to Irani of I *- liis family's misfortunes. He hue report. • ; rii the facts lo.TVtHiums, Diuioml A Co., , Uie consigiieewof tlMiVesacL and will demand full eonqtensaiion. according to ' ' ly, whirh is #5 a day anil expenses, r mbludiflg paAsagifiiomc. Pilot 1'cletier i - says tlial he could have been ptil ashore ) ( at several places w here- he could have i . got* steamers home, but (he master iff v = the Vossi I refused to lose any time. t But His (^urnge Wilted. c ' Deuwt Rrtc Cross. '' . t ' We were Bitting in the office of a Imtel c in a town on the Tennessee river, And a colored man came along with a revolver 1 in his hand. One of the men called him v into the hotel and asked : • "Sam, what are you doing with tliat ' , thing! " . " thing? " .*

Peters, the barber." was the prompt * reply. . . " What's be iiocn doing?" ' " Talkin' 'Imut my miulder, soli. Yea, 1 sah. he's bin slandering her ail obertov n. He's dun cot to lake it back, or I'll bore him." " 1 guess we'll go over." " An right, sah." Five or six of us followed hi in inlo the barber shop. Peters was shaving •aid. - m""' C "Boy. what you doiu' wid that olo " "Gwhie tcr horeyol" replied 8am. ■' "'What fur?" 11 " Kase you has bin lyin' 'bout de ole jj " Shoo I you jlst wait ! " "Oh. I'll watt: 1 ain't de pusson to put a white gem'lan out. Atter dai ectn'l»n leaves de ehair you want to look out fur me."" , "Mr. Peters fiuhditsl aliaviug the " man. who did not even turn his eyes to. c wards Sam. and then |>owdcred hi* face n and combed bis hair. Sam sat there with tlie revolver on Ilia leg, cool as ice, -v bnt just before BiU removed the towel 1 from the man's throat, be said : "W^o you "talk ing tn?" asked Sam. ~T "To, sati! I'xe got a ngbt to talk to u "How?" P "Kase I'zc yer step fadder. I mar'd " ver muddcr two hours ago. I)a! makes 0 you my step .vm, sah. an' if you don't ° Fut up that shooter, and git outo' dis e U wollop ye wldin two inches of yer n life!" o " Hoof Ymi'ze dun mar'd ma ? " " " An' you'ze my step-fadder ? " 11 "Coee 1 is. Now you make tracks B Looe 1 is. -"low ma*e tracks

fur dat wood pile behind the house, a** when dinner am ready you come dowii heah an' calf yer pa! " Sam laid the revolver on a chair and walked out without another word, so humbled that hi* feet dragged on the gravel as be went off down the walk. , "Come around heah to shoot hla stepfadder!" growled Peters. "Why ijal l*vy hain't got no sense 'tall ! He Was Straloht. • Kerr haul Traveller. Johnny had a fisticuff with one of his < piny males, and was pommeling the other • youngster rigorously, when his mother - happened on the scene, and stopped the performance. j "You naughty, naughty boy." she 1 said ; "you ought to be ashamed of yourself." 4,n* sirurk me first." sobbed Johnny. . "That has nothing to do with it and Il ls no fiBRine ft all. ?>onT yen kijow ; ' the Bible says, when you are struck on i , the cheek you should turn the other?" "Y« nm." "Then why don't you do that you i 1 naughty bovF' " riouse I ain't no mugwump," and ' 1 the boy's argument saved him. Removad Their Discontent. j A correspondent, speaking of strikes • . and strikers, soys : I know an reilabllsh- I ment in New York city where fourteen ' year* ago 40(1 persons struck for eight « hoar*. a day- Tlie employer* won. But I they immediately took step* to remove I the discontent of their men. 'They be- i eon br giving their men Selnrday bnlf- , holidnvs. In summer they get a whole ' holiday every two weeks. Then thry i reduced the hours of labor to nine and a I half. Now thry are still further reduced I to nine. Men "in their emplafcLor ten < year* ore given a voluntary increase of I two owl a half per eroL oo their wages. Tbenr and other thing* have bound the I ' men by bonds that cannot be broken, i [ They don't want to join «ny union. They I ■ don't want to suikr. You can win em- | - ployes by k inilnc# when yon cannot : J drive them with blows. That is my set- i tlcmeat of the labor troubles.

He Hsfl HsnSIM Horwv. "I've handltvl horses all my-J.fe. said \ the bragging piw-ogi-r from Karl ilic'Cm. vMOd iln,.« ,,ll about eia Tin re c.n i ffigbo.h tell mi noihln' -..t » I.-ha. 1 - . fifiv timer a- *n espen u. lux I suils bom how tru ll » Hill I'll t. II , ..., f what make on- B*a ud il,,.i i- In from what il.el r,-ul Onli la«i n il i . , mot one o' that kind, and' ih.- »», I , mlled bbo up talkin' tn.ul m. atmler, | Wl"B}b ll!r« aj ■' !j,'i| In'old m"n m Mir i am a hul.-'iotermtell'm0 h?.rre"*huMDew! I purely from a srh-ntiflr >ian.l|ioint. I . htndlvd homes I on ■ (.r.. ' settled. You' are Just the mail I've hern "^'"fiui'idi"" h-"'" *i""i nlv'" Vki t il I gtailre^'lttv ihi'Tmin" y<!ll"e nilsed up , i ^ '''Thauki. Phase Ujl^ me^how- Lhe , hThd hg.'" That'"" 'n i.'"t Tiw 'pti'zzh-d "i, pert in a toile of conhdcnei- "The hoa« • i'hn"1' r!u!" '"r'i l'!I ""'lflhl*,l'''11 have been set down ho pick- up (he l. fl fore leg and lm right hind leg at the "Bet you *10 lie doesnT .' "Wh " what's that?" queried the ex. pert, as « the breath had been knocked "what's Ifiati j»o Jou mra'^ttTs^ don't know wh#i I'm talking about? Jh. ^Money "talks." ^ ^ ^ In ihe'L'ihb 'of Uh- conductor"' and at that a walking lioss picks t—i .,s , ■rviinij? ^ never did like ^ii., I.rual , ^If youare standing ari.oud a raiirioul. ■ welcome hi>" wife. Shr has t,een aivay i three weeks, but the time -reins ffkr j three moiuhj, I.. Itini.^ He was never so | Brush "street Nalu'r.hi.i""' il.' -ted his j He YUSlied up and down I., see if the | train was on lime. Then he rnslieil mu , nailedtip unci down and .. iped'hi-'hrew! ' and he was still at it when n man who , whistle with olii^ rum came slouching "YosTslr.'^ """ "" •Ye-.'" P I "Bin away long ? I "Wail. 1 dunno," continued the man, ■ as he rifca Ids liack against the tirkc-1- . window slieif, " I wouldn't be too cn- i enthusiastic about it. Wimen are ? mighty onsartin. I've lia l two of cm. ; run away from me. Is your wife any | bond to make acquaintances while trav. i "CouldnTbe inducetl Ui elope? " money y "V J K | you for your impudrncc ! " exclaimed I the husband, as he grew- red aliover. i "You would! Well, -I won't talk to I von. If your wife cotnes in on train, all i ngbt : if she doesn't von needn't tffalfir • He went inlo the sitting room, ami ; presently the train tame jn. The uuatcuni dixiged about as jf he was w alking i glass, and the . passengers came out by one, until the coaches were I empty". There was no wife. It was ten . minutes before the husband could give | up, and when he did and started out doors the olu man lounged out and said : I " 1 told him ! I've lost two wiiueu just I way. and I knew what 1 was talking i about ! ^ I Il . "

, Sensation of Hanging. Theodore Baker, a New Mexico man , who was recently banged by a mob, bat . was rescued and cut down before life I was extinct, gives the account of his experience to a newspaper correspondent : • "A little further on we came to a telegraph pole. From the crossbar swung a new rope. On one <'D(l*was' a big slip noose. They led me uudvr the rope- I tried to stoop down and puff my hoots i off, as 1 bad promised my folks 1 would ■ not die with my boots on, but before 1 : could do it the noose was thrown over i my head, and I was jerked off my feet. My wnscs left me a moment, and then 1 ■ Waked up in what seemed to be another . world. As I 'recollect now, the sensation was that everything about me had , multiplied a great many times. It I seemed that my five executioners bad i sands of tliem. 1 saw what seemed to be a multitude of animals of ail stia)>cs and sizes. Things changed and 1 was in i great pain. 1 became conscious tlial 1 was banging by tlie neck, and tbat tlie I knot, of the rope had slipped under my chin. My hands were loosely lied, and I jerked them loose and tried to catch the rope above me. Somebody caught me by the feet just then anil gave me a , jerk." It seemed like a bright flash of . lightning passed In front of my eyes- It was followed by a terrible pain up and , down ami across my back, and 1 couid my tegs terk and draw up. Then there was a bunk, and I knew nothing morryintil 11 o'clock next day. i"My first rceolleclihn was being in the court room, and saying : 'Who cut me down?" There was S terrible ringing in , ears, like th cheating of gong*. I ! recognized no one. The pain in my luck continued- Moments of unconsciousness followed during Several davs, and I have very lilUe recollection of Uie Journey here. Even after I had been locked up in this prison for safe keeping for a long time I raw double. Dr. Symington, Uie . prison pbvsiciah, looked like two per- , sons. 1 was still troubled with spells ot j . total fiirgetfulnes*. Sometimes il seemed I didn't know who I was." '

i How the Admission of Iowa as a stSSsi Ir'n e which!* ^rJLqnu.it on J»hn C I pnrgi Anl:i) acre about to separate, i • '\yi^n^p!r?ticct ymu 'fii' hVr ' I'n^lhc j wmihl Vl" t r,\*U-lit. 1 (<r< met"*1 tin voung ' ' ladv again. i I ^ : You mu«t help me. I will aik^your t i fag'Se' «eS*SMo^.8,w£2"i ! I LcrelLf "v'u- next daj ^l'ir'sem^up 'I'lis I card to the vdung lady, ivho iniini'dialc I • in "the "libraiy.1' 'He went"^ out^'The f hill was immediately called." says the General, "and passed in h as than twenty ' How a Wife Makes Scoldlr.* Hay. 1 I Knife I!,r LcJumwa (Me.) JowrnoLl 1 There Is a Hide family in Kennebec f t'ouq^inthv inner cin lc of which "a , u'lmilted "llioT \'hi™n'iom is omTtlint .' might tend in break up tlie peace 'of a j less liiu ral household. The fitmilv eon- , ' .MtrMUoiily of a hiislmnd and wife, and i hey live happily enough and there ( wsoihl not be a cloud on tlielr horizon , bui for one thing- the husband's tern- J [wr. In most rexjwctB he is ' an- exeat- f kiiv one can sec be is' very- tpwi. of liig * • w'rfo but -When Uttog* go wrong during tlie ilgy or when IliOs nul feeling well it „ takes but Uttlc' to make him extremely , angi-l. Finallv his ivife became tired of J this sort of thing, and even the extreme . penitence of her husband when his irritation was over faffed to suffice. Therefore. taking him in one of his penitent moods she made liirn agree to .lhe Nillowing price list of epithets • ,i I laving once gotten him to agree to * lliese terms, she procurctl a pastelioard 0 Lire something went wrong, and as usual, the husband launched out at the 1 iioor wife. But. paper and peucll In hand, she jotted down the efiilliets, ami " made *2. •To that attack. When calmed " ' down he ciiec-ffullv paid lhe l.ill. ilflfllhr wife Jhlnks sjic will have at ieasl *1U(I f together' ® Maria^Jiariand rays: "if^i were general source of heart-biirnings, eonleution, harsh judgmrnl, anil secret im- j happiness among respectable married '' IheniMdves of reciprocal affeclion?' niv ' licen ready for iliirty years. It is •lie crying heed of a right mutual un- • hrstaniitng wtth.reKpecl to the owner■hip of the family income." If cases I er omioi a" w i f e"itlph^ 'l o' r. ss 1 ve regular ( outcome 'of Ibe ileliali . A coimiri ladv * tells the following st.,rv wliieh senna In

found aL last: "Doe day 1 was shopping in our v||. , lage store. A nervous, hesitant little „ woman wlio was buying a few things. . n with. her husband at lo r elle.w ready to . it par for "them, so thai « alio might mil :- her liege lord ami -aid ; *— I didn't put down on lhe list. I forgot il.' ' a "Forgot It. Cmpb." growled the ohl „ irnan: 'what is it?' k • A paper of pjns.' s "' Another- paper of pins! Well, I ,, 1 swan! Where's lhe paper 1 bought for , you Inst summer ?' " r This story is absolutely true. ' H« Was Admitted. : BiU Wilberly, a lawyer, made appli- * cation to join the KnigliU of Ijilxir. [ "Tiiey won't lei yon In. Wilberly," 1 some one remarked. Why* " v - ' " Because you are a lawyer." a » " That's HgBinst me. I ailmlt, bnt the J Master Workman of the, assembly which 1 I want to Join is a great frlciuPof mine. " and will do anything to help me along." m ; wilberly was luluiWd. Shortly after, jr wards, meeting the Master Workman J) [ together with a mnnlirr of otlira oc- i| ' quainlances, Wilberly said : - 3; : "John, did vim have much trouble in «t ; ;; " Objections were raised, of course." ,|, said Wilbcrty, glancing at bia' friends. lr J " Yes ; several men got up ami objec. iff '• ted to you becnuae you are a lawyer." " How did you quiet tbi-ui ! " ; "Well, I rays, rays I ; " Boys, ,l.c ; ain't lawyer enough to hurt noUiiug." " [ and they wiUidrew Uiclr objections." r. ! Wilberly has wiUidraw n from the Or||er. Jh > t Mothers, are your children ever tronr bled with worms? Are ibvy restless *t I night, and is their appetite voracious al ; times ? Vinegar itinera, Did Style, hil- m 3 ler taste, is the best remedy for worms bi - ever discovered. It i« also a tor to al t every skin disease known, because it u: I I keeps the blood pure snd in a vigorous fr ' condition. h

» A Cunning Boasi ' S ) car. ag... while living in \l r a rtit M<-in . says Mr l<omam->. i on ■ paet nre lanjj. The superior gn in this pnwrv, »». « Srrst tempUli • to Un Village 1 attic, and whenever t 1 gates were i.|» n '.n-ps.. was rornmr r Mvccfvaou dill their Jjest in d. vc . . uviujtfs. but on. da>.|lM'v caaie or . rjile 1 tronliled. sUtinv Hint a llrshtu - butt which llicy tod Uatenhad fait ) Iran dead. It may be rerfmrkia! il, - the* ^hiilU are ^raerwl ami privileg. • ! uiiil eat nliatrter ibev may fancy In t in -ring that the treuposser Whs dead .dinuty ».,.t to view Uu- laxly, nt v mug inlo trouble AilUi the natives, tn urn .uiy t„ makr aov minute ua. " but at iitiur n turocil to il ' "ln" "" View of niporttnu 11 . affair to the district authorities. 1 In • man. will? toy in his face, cnmc runni'i to tell me that the btftl was on his lc say that the brute had acquired the trit of feigning death, which practically re ■Il red hs nm,!.,, ,, m„a..sible. when found itself In adesirnblrsituation with it did not wish to quil. The ruse w: practical frequently with the object enjoying my excellent grans, und allhiuii (r.'ubU^'uimanV'f^Iring to gel^rid" it the sooner, 1 one day, when lie had f> ' down, sent to the kitchen for a supp i of hot cinders, which we placed on It litis much, but as the application waxi I hot, ho gradually ^raised his head, uh and finally getting on his legs, went e 1 a Mt niUing j«ce ami clearfil tlie fem our friend. Tho Clg Dakota Farmer. The Oinrinnatl Rnquirtr says: Mm a eohversntion yesterday with SI lhe manager of tlie great Dwigl in Dakota, if.- has sixty ibouaar of land 10 till, om* of the large tracts in Dakota or the country. I ask. ; hituif Uie linlia wheat, crops affcctt Dakota and was sUrpriacd at the prong answer in the negative. Ho explain, his reply by raying: "The wheat rais. Dakota is harder than any who grown in quantities "anywhere on tl of the globe. Il will always brir a higher price llinn any other wheat 1. men are richer tbatf-whers ae 1 will have tlie best of everything tlx 1 money can buy, *0 .long Dakota wbci jvil! have the best' of cvcry.markctattrlbufc the quality of tins 'grain tu U coolness of tlie climate anil the liir; in" Dakota1 slffi."' Th? 'indiw whcaT' soft and pulpy. It is not a good attic of foci. Right alongside of us, Moqtat and Washington Territories are unub to produce such wheat as "wc do." ' A few day. ago a party of gcntlrmr were discussing fitch prices in flic Soul lite latter part of the civil war. " I [aid *H0 a yard for a suit of gn cotton jeans," said the first speaker, "ax Uie suit of cJoUies-cosf mo *300 after b cut and made." "The biggest trade I made during (h war," said No. 2. " was *30 for u spoi of cotton thread." "And I." said No. 3, "paid *15 for "How cOuld a man carry cnoug change itt his pocket to buy nnything ? " They stuffed it in their litis, boot slick." replied No. 1. Thkk* ErrKcrs. -The Uuntsands 1 remarkaMexurea which havo-beenA cnutplislied by Hooii's 8arsa|iarilla ai itifee'ltT' C'"e hM UP0D lh°*e Wh AYrsf : It purifies the blood. Strond : It strengthens the system. ' Third : It gives healthy action to tl \Yitli these thrte effects no disease ci I'ong retain lis hold! It is forced I leave Uie system, giving place to heal! and siren gift, through the potent influent of Hood's Sarraparilla. Sold by 8 druggists. Try it. • It is related that when the first Malt JuilKSlL was started, about forty. yea ago. W. l'itman of Bangor, was conductor. One rainy morning he starle from Waterville, and. on arriving 1 North Belgrade, a flag-station, not seek any flag, ran by lhe station. Just as tl (rain bail passed the red flag was ri • out for some passengers to get on. M Pitman stopped bis train and aski Stephen Richardson, the station agen why ho did uol display the red flag b fore. Mr. Richardson replied, " Beyc a-going 10 run your train in rait weather? I illd't think you would." Excitement In Texas. .G.rat rxcitemem has been causeil the v.eioiiy of Paris, Tex., by the retnar ahlr nenvery of Mr. J. E. Coricy, wl «>" *1 helpless lie could not lura in be or raise his head ; everybody raid he w 'i a of Consumption. A trial bottle 1 I'r. Kin.' 1 N.-w Discovery was sent bit F nil g iclief he bought a I tree bottle at H.x 1,1 Dr. King's New Life Pills; I tl»- tlmwhe had .skcn.wolH.xes of Pll and two bottles of tlie Discovery, he w well and Im.I gainid in flesh Ibirty-a l.atuits. Trial I -utiles of this Great Dl .vrii f >r (Vmsumption free at Dr. Hem A. Ki'iinedyV. mier (in restaurant) — I order, •om.- cheese, waiter. Waller— Ye*, rah. I done brought i sah. - Customer— Well, where 1* it, then. Waiter— Didn't yo' eat It I ( M'tomcr— ?E*t ft ! Certainly not away, si flx.-Ufr. Had B— n Thw* Him— if. Wife— Why. John, ..just sec what Stupid blunder tlie newspaper bis mod in its acgount iff our sliver weddinj you remember I wrote it out fc rrjHirler tbat we had spent togetb. 2o years of married happiness, and th "'opto typesetter has gone and made : wciitv-tlve rears of marred happiness. I«T It «wNff?' Hnsboad— Gh, wet dear, don't be too hard on the poor fe! low- ^ Maybe he's been married 25 year A Pennsylvania lady raised a famil of 24 boys. Thirteen Were in the Unloi and one in ibe Confederate Eleven oot of tho 18 were killed on th Held of battle, and the one in the Con federate army has not boen heard from ont of the 18 returned borne, an. one of them has applied for a pension. My liver was so fearfully disorder® and I felt an feeble and languid that scarcely took Interest in anything. Trig the so-called remedies .without relic until I used Parker's Tonic, which 1 1 feted a permanent curs — David Basl Little, Rock, Ark ' '*