», Wlial i-, more disagreeable to a lady than to ktiqvr that Lit hair has not only lost its color, bn't is fili! of dandruff ? ■ Vet such was the case with mine until I • uwtl I'nrkqri- I la If IWrani. My hh'ir iio»w btark and jJrtativ s-Jrai: rati g\bmfi~*Jtn. K. Skiver t.flffesstr-r*5-* • ; Not a cent. "■ "Sir," Mid the trornbUitg 'younainan ; (» the girl's father, "1 lote your dkugU- - trr Knif kite lovea me. and I have eotw to »«tt you for her. 1 am sober and induatriotf*. toil pour. . will you give aki'itfrT" • ' Not a duraed cent,'' growled the Old man", and -the poor lOvt-r was , carried away in convulsion*. — WuWngfm Critic. WJwn haby ni lick, we gave her Canters. to!.«n aha ri> a Child. «be fried for Caatorfa, tvkon ebe had Children ebe P'l them Caaiotla, Sirs.- UoUson— Now vou and Hobby "in 1 May to limibf.-R, Mi ■ lb n-iri-It Will be anuounceil in a verykbort tirnd. Mrs. Hendricks — Iteally. Sirs. Ilotmon, you art very kintT.TiuTTconTiTu'r think of it. We aball be i-xpt-ctetl at licime, and— cr— I ought to have gone long I w.forc this: but ll had no idea it - was up laic, and Bobby has a cold. ISol. byinnlaioaB to stay;— Sty cold Is.tcgood ileal bolter, ma. and, besides, ytiu told the cook not to^gct mij lunch for us, beWhat Can Bo Done. l!y- trying again and keeping tip courage many things seemingly impossible may lie attained. Hundreds of hopeless cases of . faHney.|tml I.iver Complaint have lb-en ClwW by Eliclric Bitten, after everything else had been tried In vain. He. don't , think there is no cure for you. but- try Kioctite BiHers. 'There 'la no medicine Si safe, ao pure, and so perfect a Blood t'lirifler. Electric Bitters will eyre Byspepsia, DMmtcs end all Diseases or the Kidneys. Invaluable in affections of Stomach and Liver, and ovorcumd nil Urinary Difficulties. Large bottles only ftOcts. at Dr. Henry A. Kennedy's. (8). Conjuror— Sly assistant will now guoas on the spot how .many haira-atiy gimtli nian present lias on* his hAtfShock headed member of the audienceHow many arc there in mine? Assist, nut 2.4.17, KM Conjnror-Tlie gentleman may count ltis hair if he likes, win " lie will see that the number- iWIVOB i Mothers : Daughter*! lie your own physician : A lady who for v.-urs sulfercd torments worse than dc.itli from Cierfne Troubles, Kalltng of the Womb, Mucorrlioea, Suppressions, Ac., ami who had despaireii of lning cored, found remedies w hich l oniplek-Jy curid her. Any suffynr from aiiofi mire herself, wiUiOitl-Tereaiing Ivor con. Hition to ally one, and wilhoiij snbjectiug har womanly modesty to the shock of an examination by a physician. An illustrated treatise, prescrlption«. and full lilrnctlmu for use. sent fsCc to any address, securely scaled. Send two cent stamp. Atldrfew, naming this papriv - Mit-.-tV. C. Hoivrs. 988 Ilroadway, X. Y. IloiiaTd Witt discovered ntandlne with eye* full rf'Wonder liefore a half length I^Blcturoof Ills grandfather (deceased) that ^Bsd just been hnng. After looking his fill he remarked : * "He ain't got no legs (« pause}, but then, grandpa's in heaven, and I 'spose people"!" heaven don't need legs, 'cause they fly." fiddle Speaker (to reporter} Vou i toul me that you took all the jaunts I made in my apoech yesterday, ami liere yrm hnvr two Imps, simply saving I addressed the meeting. Ami I "spoke at least an hour. Reporter— i assure you, sir, that every point you made is in my report. "Drink, pretty creature, drink," a little at a time, and you will relieve your cohl, and not nek your chest and lungs to pieces, anil keep everybody. else in a state of agitation.. You surely ought lo spend a quarter for a bottle of Dr. BtrtfaOtngb Syntp. It wffi pay fiJW WkfrifrM'l yeu at week ?" de- - imimled tbe fcremnn In a tailor's shop of , an ctnpIo.fr whom he dlMOvetaf Alting 1 In a cornrr puffing violently. "Am.'' was the reply. "You. arc? I'd like to . know .what you are doing?" "Makln' panbi." He got bit lime. * Everybody's companion is nobody's friend." hut Red Star Cougli Cure* is everybody's friend. Prof. Grotlie. of the Brooklyn Hoard of Health, endorses it as prompt, safe and sure. Price twenty Jive cents a bottle. - "Ob, 1 do so dote on the sea." she ' gurgled. "If you only had a yacht, August in, dear.'" "1 have no yacht. Wiihatnlna, he sighed, hut I can give you a tittle smack.'1 -And then it sounded as If a cork had flown out of a luetic. "The U. 8. Consul at Malta, my own father, several parish itinera, and a numher of others I have known lo l»e cured of stubborn akin diseases by Palmer's •8k in -Success.' Refer to me If you wish." - Rev. T. a Ffrnn. Morrlslown. N. J. " "Would you believe," said a thriftless voung man to a friend, "that I had n fortune in my grasp last evening?" "How sn?" asked the frier d. "I shook hands with a girl whose Angers Me covered with diamonds." All plasters are not alike. Hop Platter* give rcHaf and cure when other kinds are utterly, worth! ess. Try one and see. ' 85c. dealer*. I I.it tie Karl (home from school)— I say. ] ma, we've bad our singinc examination tojisv. "And how did you get through?" ' "Teacher said L sang like a bSd." i "Reallr ? Didn't he say what bird ?" "Yea, Ifltea-crow." < Men. such as U. 8. Senator Voorbces, , of Indiana, are loud in their praise of c St. Jacobs Oil as an instantaneous cure for rheumatism, neuralgia, sciatica ami other bodily pains, A cockney at a tea party, overbearing 1 one lady say to another. "I have some thing for your pi rale car," immediately 1 exclaimed ; " I protest against that. f,.r there la a^Biw against privateering." •.•Five years ago my life was a dread all the lime from Heart Disease, since { a using Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator Jhe ' English lanjpagc would fall m» In tellgooa 1. received."— Kate Mus. oloma, 1ml. 1.00 per bottle at s. _______ ■ Coming home at two a. m. he found his wife dressed in deep black, and Inquired the reason. "Mourning for my law husband," she replied. The secret srt of beauty lies not in cosmetics, but is only in pure blood and a healthy performance of the vital function*. which can be obtained by using Burdock Blood Bittern 'There's no place ilka home," repealed Mr- llenpeck, looking, at a motto, and he heartily addded, "I'm glad there "W'haJ is the* end of all mankind ?" . asked the Sunday school teacher. "The letter I?." said the small boy at the toot , |apiiii«»<i-:<i^t>*. i i *Un"k,n oa- T

3»fdial. ! Red Star L4^ijujt ■ surI". . OK Cte. ; PROMPT,*! ~ tBt&sSottf f- n • StcmuUls. UruslrU. ; t =:ABOUl ^Thv unnvmll^aji^pcertcu meUiciaM," . I>R. THOMAS' ECLECTRIC Oil. hi , w»d« the lollowtng^cures, ^fovl of which It J Xoothaclie In s Mlnnto r Earache......^. " a " ! BacUache.... . " i Hours > Lameness " a Days ' Coughs " ao Bliniitc: Hoarseness.. . " x Honr [ Colds ... " 34 Hours ' SofcThroat. . " xa Deafness " a Days ' Pain of Burn.. " 5 Minutes Pain of Scald. " 5 '! • c«S ■w'lauika'iiri i SwoLueu"1 p"i"T', Remember that t)r. THctsssV F.clectrjc O PARKER'S BALSAM ■ I th^n^Stsu^r^ (c"8KIN-8UCCE88.V > J>EA Uo" "ili ri ""miTv?. n.':'V " r'a^Ts't'K'TieiKsrt t»iii"is"N^S.n:. A Constant care is exercised in the sewing of our Qothing ; Seams, Buttons, are all carefully examined and tested by competent workmen. In short, our stock of Clothing in all essential points is very strong and attractive. a. g. yates & co. 602-604-606 Chestnut Street PHILADELPHIA. Bv«t Made Clouting In I-ltlln-clclplilu for men, VoUthH, ■ io> w Hittl elillclrcti. QAPE MAY CITY MARBLE WORKS, MOMDMSTM, TOMBSTOWXS. STSPPIMO STUSXS. And on xtada of Marme a»tl Pkur orSMc r«»e BMI. U T. KSTIUKIX. rtrf rtwuireid permaarei i«wntm end *«« • alary OAT A BROS, n Bareloy M, S. T. 1 •

The Great Bargain House ■' " IN TH* NEW KNICKBBBOCK.SK BCILDISOB. " , . KO. OO.WA3HINOTON STREET, CAPB MAY, Ji. J. ■Great Barialns ia QUIEHS & GliSSIiffi, In Old Fashioned earthenware. WONDKBTCL BAR0A1VS , . . tea fuu a^-mpnl^ot WMPtCLAMP cnaij^^MJgtK?<'BRS FIVE CENT COUNTER TEN CENT COUNTER IMMENSE BARGAINS — Ertraortiiiary Bargains f Wood ill Willi* Win. rPHHBfli IMi.VT.BRt'SHKS. ©UST HHFSIIKS. WHITEWASH RRrgBES. Ac. ALSO PAINTS . In'ixe- in lamll wiaanitn, WttHDoW U1.A8S In UlslSM. Orrai Bsunlrw lo • Oreo: variety •.it not m»uuoqv.I. Itvni'-miicr IK no ttutiblv to show iianda not a pleaaore. smith a oo. ■ BENEZET & BRO„ -Have increasgJ their caii.ii.rty -for storing gnnthr at their large store, No. 19 Washington street, antl are now prepared to give the public p their lowest cash prices in : House Fnriisliii Goods of every ftiiptii glass. crockery, earthen ware. wood and willow ware, cutlery and silver ware. A full line of furniture at lowest price*. 1 carpets, oil cloths, mattings. awnings a specialty. Upholstering in all its branches. Refrigerators for sale or rent. , Children's coaches for rent. Tin Rati, flaHii, Steam and Gas Fittim. Tubular Welts driven at short notice. j. h. benezet & bro., 1 No 10 Washington St. Cape May City, N. J. . PLANING. MILL, SASII FACTORY & LUMBER YARDS. MAN'L" FACTE' KEHH OP Doors, Sash, Blinds, Shutters, Moulding. &c. BfEKETS, SCROLL WOFX TJRRINGS. ETC., BUILDING" LUMBER OF JSVEItY DlkSCBimON. WILLIAM C. SCUDDER & SON, M- MARVELO O a PRICES. pnfiKR for THE MILLION ' " Compltto lhrri m^ et*tr WanhU^p ivrtor*. 4y»/ / _ sSSSSfei "1 rta^^»^^^vi>,yS''*aTl»,L'k »,!«• ^1 3vwSSSB«te«: •— £* Ssb» •i'^3PsHpr PIANOS, ORGANS AND SEWING MACHINES. J. D." CRAIG, 'WM»M Mlwnw^^iwtt'niE Mnlw luSbm" *«' rrfaSml* Violins, Guitars, Clarinettes, Accordeons, Fifos, Flutes, Etc. r tam^Mw>ls1NateaL ora«fSw™aSln?^"i?uM^ KTwwTorviil^BBnJ yon oivlef b* tnaO, 1*0 Wattaaa, iwu Marehr*. two Vo a:. Uiii-r. Wonlawi Bonlvitviirirana. Dare , nabl awl Ihnavattc Ma, riinoa arv ihv I**: in »ba * uvl- 1. alU»- : M. D. GOULD, 1 hardware. stoves, ranges, ETC. ' TIN ROOFING. GUTTEffiNG AND SPOUTING, Of nan WorymanUiUi. Alan keep* nn Hard and for ulc a fnH Hna of PAINTS. OILS AND VARNISHES. NEW MILLINERY STORE, 49 Washington Street, C.ipe May, N. J. STRAW T"AND "MILLINERY ' GOODS. All twlrtonai'l* akapn Ui avaaldv Uau. lauOm* and fiith! rare Oohara, LbO». A prora awl Gtovre Embroidery Goods. Stamping done to Order. (IIT* MK A TRIAL. JENNIE S. WALES. HORSE BLANKETS LAP ROBES, GEORGE L. LOVETT. <pV_T _ Bt>. IT OCEAN KTHXKT. CAPS MAT CITV. ' Geo. m. pcwell, MERCHANT TAILOR, No. I 5 Decatur Street, Capo May City. 1 A vnm artwivv «.»-i iuf 1 ■ya.ft* and » Wuk-t- ■ Mote1. . Iwil rrtla ivtuaotty iw Sand aaa ana.'

SHfdIrat. LADIES^ Are vou roctlM« .mnidl to vrefewT Hjt' arnd two mow 10 atamp. to the Pahlua.es CO . S» and Itl tvaabtmooo Str-wt. New YflVk. lor .me of their beautiful ilia.irwlod" Ultllew' Hooka." llb. aiu.vrL. unlqu. ami lnlvrvaUug wort to every peno* of rvflnelnvi't. ' ' On reertpt «( led eenK In «*mre Uyr wfll ■end pMBpail » fall •« of their tus«a - hoaMbold tame Vertua^ ^ s ^ ^ ~u£Sui umtMewS^f *t " The HUtado." «Ui ftUINEPTUS]. Price. <& CreU Hi rtwt^ b?_ i ' FnmSaaocouii,auiee ccay fctle. F-rfitlte j j Dtotgtm. MsaafK!ora, bf j I The Academic Pharmaceutic Co., -J LOVDO-V AXD SEW TOBK. 532-536 WASHINGTON ST., NEW YORK CITY. ! I ELIXIR, •rloo for^Sw»!n^arfllSil^'linr™ibl.^. In Handsome PacVagos, Price 50 Ct:. The Royal PliariuibletlUC C"., LONDON AND NEW YORK. 1 30, 132, 134 Charlton St. ROYAL PILLS: | FOR SALE BY ALL DRUCCISTS ! REMEMBER THE BIG FODR! j Vinegar Bitters CORDIAL.'. ' , '.1,'"" \ I Vlaagar Bitters POWDLKS. v« ,1. -r>. so.-. Vinegar Bitter?,- ► we | 1 , T 1 .00 Vinegar Bitters. "«l ■" . 11.110 The World's Oro.-.t Brood Turiflcr end Llfo Olving Prinolplo. 1 Only Temperance I'illcn Known. | B. H. McDonald DrnaCo., Proprietor* SAX Fn,\X' t"f> -:l> NEW YORK. IPisrrllanrous. ( ^MHE LIGKf ikliMipS | SEWING MACHINE HAS NO EQUAL. 0ERFECT S/l TISFACTIOfi Net Heme Sewing MacMne Co. — O Fl A M O E , MASS. — ■ 30 Union Square, K. Y. O-ogo, 1,1 Si. Leah. Me. AllaaU, Gs. Dilins, Tee Sat FrancUta, Cai. BAUGHSSZ5PH0SPH4TE ; h a Complete ANIMAL 80NE MANURE . lM#^l ' PHILADELPHIA. PA. tetehiunvd FAY'S MANILLA ROOFING! (foal, Wood, 5fimr, rtr. COAL AND WOOD J. M. 8CHELLENGER. (OoimMor 10 A. HekeUMrD SCEKOJCtOKHH LANDINli, CAl'E M At. nemttrnxtomr i>efn leave biinlors^iuMnen-i grade. i»?o.l "** Letugli, Dec, Store, Ctetou! an! Pea C OA L, TogtaUo vtte a oorutant nppi? or Pine, Oak and Hickory Wood THM conn. u-i' K.aCBBUBXt.LH

PIANO AND ORGAN WABEROOMS 1 S. .- . HORN&R, _ |h| I 28 Washington Street. Cape May, N. J. ESTEY 'organ, 1^^®® LIGHT- NEW HOME. Sl-WlNG MACHINE,* ; NEWS STAND OF El F. HORNER. J PlEpairisg iMffiunprnnn m- kbw parts. ■ MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS SEWING MACHINES i SPECIALTY. ; THE LEADING NEWS STAND B. F. HORNER. Prop'r. i BOOTS AND SHOES! ' STYLE, QUALITY AND PRICE CANNOT BE St'RF/ f TTD ONK P1UOK ONLY. FINE WALL-PAPERS] ELDREDGE JOHNSON, «»a WA8HINQTON CTX8alt:T. The IBcsl ic. the Chcapoct ! BENEZETS ! ! BOOTS AND SHOES, 5 1 Washington Street. Cajie May. N. j. , " W A L K E R S H O E." I ICE! ICE! ICE! ITHE KNICKERBOCKER ICE CO., - OF PHILADELPHIA. PURE EASTERN TCE. (COAL ! . COAL! COAL! , I AT $6.00 PER TON. I saa.nwn.m a t'AI'K M * V . N.J. 1 KIMBALL, PRINCES CO-, lUUM^R MERCHANTS, MILL- WORK. \ Rockland Lime, Cement, Etc., Etc., J. KTtMATg^Ptranmm. I bu n * „„ i vi 1 1 F KIMBALL, PRINCE A CO..^ j =:"" GOFF & SMITH, ; BRICK, TOTTERS and BUFF CLAY { We *JVP «U 1i » on hand a large rtnr* uf lb. tart gnahlj at mm. « hi. ; w *1.1 Gl .1 thv LOWEST CASH 1'lUUm ^ l-iiclorlt-a itt IW-ll<-ptnin and hi Mlllvlllr, 74. J. WILLIAM it. SHAW, AgenL * t o8o8b8 by mail will hukivk i'bompt attention. h|s-y «• Just Received a Largo Lo^icf WAUU PAP^R & SORDkRS [ DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, GROCERIES. ^ HARDWARE, WOOD AND WILLOW-WARE. i FAMILY FLOUR, * UBABUOHT OIL, RAINTh, Oil. MAlTtXti, OIL CLOTH, *. J WM. TOWNSEND, : C. B. COLES, ' ' LUMBER MERCHANT, MAitmucrtmns or ; Doors, Sash, Blinds. Mouldings Boxes, &c. BRACKETS. AND SCROLL SAWING. Office. No. 14 Kaighn'a Avenue, -Camden. N.-J, IvlG-y. ! ~ Atlanta, 1881. = i ^ g| || ss j ; S- s 3 "I pi I 1 - S U jllll fixM&mh f 1 s •' s sf tlfl! " ■g J =-!iFpli ■sjauoq mu m- t ° j ; j 1 West Jersey Hotel, ma<*£ U° H""' 81bEPHE« PARRO.NP Uttof Pormn , tMtt flwndrn. /john j-ottbr. ««».

■^*B8T JERSEY BAILBOAD. ' rHlL*DKt.rjUA : "P 6.50f.?rf:^i±;.'Miasrn'v. «r-i *i liiawtare tnr tatan ar»'{ Bfidri-WMi. SSowSr? — "~;- 1.30 sHelnhmi s" r. v. faxinnrieal Hon mi-Joni-ibm Inv «va Irte CM; onU Orean CKy. anil at stvwncw tot AUmyr Oij. .^.40 fY'S'ilVYuT nrr''ilt ffiTTOA'TTHAINK. v.J IT mmHK oij.Td'a^ a HUMPHREYS' FToWIopathic li .::: ill I* fmiip. ' li, CtilBeult Brvrthlna 4a I ||5SBS-v^E |!i | pi'oMF'i'o s . f 1 1. . C^" ' i^^^^CURED, CANCERS^ CATARRH PILES ANDOSTUU ' ' I waSbwyiSSr SEVEB Offices.' -.WnT'S?HiisifUagtoHs. sessce ■BP'ir^icTMmefmSv^Bg J-rirairg «l Inn u4 aUi^ | a »'-Sa ? a^^^uLuii^iuu'1' jf Paper lUTDinatlc EnjM * , • or* una. * W> nff.ran (JtolOlI. P. A«iomaUc,Bj»r1[.Are In*. M rain tod 1-nrtahle Knglne, vlu MIU, IS lever ael Inad-Ulocba a*. Inch arbor. S Chan, feod : aawyer oontrula feod lorcr and iHMd bln from one jwrtuou. OO-lncl. a. i dfci * i a£ Si& Ss Mmm * "-stiaceiSs HBLATCHLEY PUMPLbest c.'LCblatchley,