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.■ . , CAPE MAY ' CITY, N. J., SATURDAY, SEi'XKM BER .is, 18KS. " "

Summer Boirderi, .. He went up to a' farmer. who bad a 1 loid of potatoea on the market yesterday ■ t and sail: " I undetntaml you hare a -fine farm, a few miltm out. How would .you like to take a few summer boarders*"' ; ""Would tbey eloep in tbe barn on the hay ?" queried the fanner. "Ob, yea." " . ' 'Try tq put on Myle over my family ?" "Not a bit" "Tliink they'll find fault if we didnt have table napkins or chiny diahea?" "No, air. They are not that kind of people ?" Won't expect freah egg*, cream or • much fruit, will they?" , "How could they I' Tlioae thlnga are , not for aummcr boardera." I "Well, if- thafa the kind of people , th y are, and they'll pay in advance and kcp themaeirea, we might take five or | rixof them at f7 or #8 a piece."— IMtrmt < Prtr Prt ». 1 "Loaves and Flahsa." ' A man's unselfish jiatr iotiam is not ab t Way* equal to his aspiration for office; ' tbe "loavca and fishes" influence polltl- j dun far more tlian they ought. At a '. canvass held in a minding district, a i Hdiernian cried out, vociferouily : ' "I nominate John O'llourke for wn 8 o' thim thing!" (referring to some minor position on the ward ticket to be Toted — foe at the charter flection.-)-•One of what?" ioquire<Uhe presidents • 'Oh' wao o'Yhirn things yer makin'." V "Who is John O'llourke?" asked a 0 c ntleman standing ' near. "ITe been " in this neighborhood for some time, but » d" not recall that name." "Ob, he's me eousht. He's not ar. 1 rove in this country ylt. but he tuck ° snip Wednesday, an' he'll be hyar in h time for 'lection ; an' I thought I'd have h an office all ready fur him whtn he got b - i

Japanese Puzzled by a Negro. When 1 was In the country (Japan) In the interior a foreigner was a curiosity, equal to the Chinaman or Jap seen by u i here. On a visit made to the summit of Fujiyama in the summer of lKjl 1 went to tbe famous hot springs nt llakone; at nearly every tea house our party was as much of an exhibition a« Jo Jo, or the woman ufilh big feat, if . here, A colored servant, dark a« lire bus, whom I had with me, was a phenomenal -subject bv the innocent i » Japs. The men and women would come up to him, try rub tbe black off 'with their hands and be surprised they could not, and laugh over t> with the contagious and hilarious glee the pedple so . much enjoy. "Arksnsaw," exclaimed an ardent man, "why. it Is the best State in the 1,'nion, a State above all others in resources and the exactness with which the criminal laws are enforced." "I am astonished to hear you speak •o weli of the State," some one replied. "Why so?" S "Because several years ago. during an exciting campaign in Indiana, you avowed that there was no such thing as , justice in Arkansaw, a State where a \ man carried hi* life in hand." "That is very true, my dear sir," but , J was a politician then." "And what are you now?" ' "A land agent. " — Arkantaw Tramtrr 1 Hla Ambition Did Not .Soar. A brother of this young lady recently announced to his parents his permanent i retirement from the Sunday school. "1 tell you," he said, "It's no sort of , visa for me to go any more. 1 don't take an interest in the subiecl. I don't want to be a minister, or a superintendrat, or even a trarhrr. All I'm going E to be Is just a common kind of a man Jikc father." What is itie use of suffering with Backache. Rheumatism, Kidney Diseases, Sciaticas, Crick. Stitches, Chest and Lung Troubles, Torpid Liver, or , aoreness in any part when a Hap Plotter , will certainlyglve you relief? Vastly superior to all other porous plasters. You'll say so after using one. 2fic. every- \ •where - First merchant: "I won't employ Publico any more. He is too expensive a lawyer for me." Second merchant. — — ■ ."Wlif.s» lol.t me his fen so nominal." F. M. : "He meant phenomenal. You simply misunderstood him." — — -- i The manager of the Fort Wayne, Ind., i GturiU, Mr. It. M. Hulman, says he has | •ften read > if the wonderful cure* effect- , ed by SU Jacobs OB. Recently he sprained his ankle, and invented in a cane ami a bottle of 8L Jacobs Oil. The alter proved the better investment, as it entirety cured bis ankle. The teacher had grown eloquent In picturing to his little pupils the twaulh-s • >f heaven, and asked, "What kind of little boys go to heaven?" "Dead ones," shouted a lovely four year old. What is more disagreeable to a Jady than to know thut her hair has not only | lost its color, In* is full „f dandruff'? Tel such was theV-ase with mine irnifl I used 1-arker's Haik Balaam. My hair is now black and perfectly clean ami glossy.— Mrs. E. Sweeny, Chicago. • "Nobody can say, Mr* Brown, that I did not bring my son up aaaClirislian. • It to not my fault that he u, now little better than an acrostic." I -."'My wife nsw-d Dr. Graven' Heart I Regulator with great relief, it to tbe only I cure for Heart Disease. 1 cheerful:-, I recoiumaad iL"-J. B. Miller, 1' M | Mulberry Drove, 111. ffl.OO per bottle. I brj* P«g>P«7 of F. E. ingalls, Caau I V^jLja-F^ord and 11 blow when the I xz&sg. *• I Col. Wm. lamia Schley. Grand Seen ' | . taryl. O. M. Clrand Lodge, Maryland, i

Better than Vacation. | This to pre-eminently the vacation | month, when thousands seek, rest and T r recreation. But to tfcoap wlio suffer the 1 1 depressing effects of. summer debility, I the disagreeable symptoms of serofnto,s I ti" tortures of biliousness, dys|>ep»la Ifi" i sick headache, there Is more pain than * pleasure in leaving' home. To such we say, give Hood's Sarsaparilla a 'trial. It will purify your blood, tone up and „ strengthen your body, expel every traca of scrofula, correct biliousness, and jios. litvely cure dyspepsts or sick headache, t Titkt it before you go and you will en. joy your vncafion « thousand fold. • ' "Pat, I understand you are going to be married again." "Yta.your riv'rence." "Hut your wife, Pat, has only been dead weeks." "Yis, your nv'rence, but ' shure, ain't she as dead now as she will be ?" Wives ! Mothers ! Daughters ! Be your own physician ! A lady who ■ years Buffered torments H'or-c than 1 death from Uterine Troubles, Falling of j the Womb. Leucnrrboea, Suppressions, I Ac., and who bud desfialred of being ' cured, found rented ire whlrh completely j cured her. Any sufferer from sin h i troubles ran use the remedies and thus < herself, without revealing her con- | ■ dition to any one, and without subjecting her womanly modesty to the shock > of an examination by a physician. An J Illustrated treatise, prescriptions, and | full directions for use, sent free to any i address, securely sealed. Send two cent . stump. Address, naming tiiis paper. j Mits W. ('. HoUxs. 0.18 Broadway, N. Y. j How many years of close study are ■ ♦sstgd by the scientist ? The discovery ; of the circulation ol the blood was made ! in vein. •• I Excitement In Texas. I Qreat excitement has been caused in ! the vicinity of Paris. Ttsx.. liy the re. murk utile recovery of Mr. ,T. E. Corley, - who was so helpless he could not turn bed or raise his head ; every liodv said was dying of (tonsumptioh. A trial ! of Dr. King's New Discovery was , sent lilm. Finding relief he bought a j large bottle and a (six of Dr. King's New 1 ,»>s< wisir nun a in,* r,l l.rr. ami' s :>ew Life Pills : hv the time he liad taken two

boxes of Pills and two bottles of the n Discovery, he was well anil had gninisl , in flesh thirty-six pound*. Trial Bottle ' of this flreat Discovery fur Consumption J free at Dr. ii. Kennedy'*, j It is some satisfaction to argue witli a |t man who hold* a mortgage. He is al|r way* willing to accept your premises. '* When Rally W*a s'iek. we gave her CaMefJ* it Wh,B ,h* wh4 k ChOt. she cried tor LauorU, e Wh« ,h. tss-a-s Mia*, .kectnaglol tui„r» b P b- *U b*d CUUre*. sh» gas. thoo, i'*-M„n*, 5 The man who carries a pack of cards about hi* clothre to pretty sure to have ! t his "bands" in lito pockets. ) r Tlie game of Verba charms nil who i - play It. While amusing, it is instructi ive and fascinating, and time fliea when a party to engaged with it. Bent, postpaid. to any address, with four hand- ' somelv colored cards, on receipt of ten cents in stamps. H. 1% McDonald Drag Company, .138 Washington 8t., New , York. i A lady lately returned from a trip i abroad report* that she had a retched i time creasing the ocean. Tlie Burdock Plant to one at the best ' dinretica or kidney regulators in the vegetable world, and the compound a* Burdock Blood Bitters, is unsurpassed in all diseases of llir kidney*. |iv«r and blood. A Pittsburg girl who has been visiting Boston has returned home because the atmosphere did not soot her. If we would have |iowrrful minds, wc must think ; If faithful hearts, we must love ; if powerful mu«clre, we, must 1 labor: If we would gel rid of a bad cough. • we must take Dr. Rutl's Cough 3yrup\i The lower classes in Russia are nol noted for cleanliness. Tlie climate to | ( not favorable to serf bathing"One fire burns out another's htiru- ' ing," and ni'ol pains suffsr more to. I>e cured, but Salvation Oil to painless and certain. It coata only 31 cents. A billy goat should to- tbe best mater- • for oleomargarine. He to the best butter among quadrupeds. A physician of extensive practice ssv»: "Your sample of Palmer's 'hkln-Success' lias dons-, in my daughter's painful case qtat inBlitl mrh illmA ft* IC Weeping widov—And such a good man, sir. Uuay undertaker— No doubt, doubt, but a little wide— a little wide for the average man. Vcdlrol. Red Star .. TWADt y rtl MARK. ^ugh{URE » re* /row, Opiutet, XmIIoh* IWjww surI; QKCte. PftOMPT.fclO ~V" Jam | CERmanpemeQV

' GOFF& SMITH, MASCPACI t KEt« AHD SnttT.EHrr OF • BRICK, POTTERS and BUFF CLAY 1 • • We Keep sanauatly on hand * Ur<-' .o>-k or <h- M qoalit; at Ilrkk which wc wi'.i sell a-, the \ LOWEST CASH PRICES. 1 l actone* at Bclleplnln and itl Mlllvllle, s.j. f WILLIAM r». shaw, Agent. UIIDKII'- ii v M Alt, m i:-: hi a k i- m ■ m : - : : i o\ . i..-;. ju 35 THOMAS DEPUY, 35' 35 North Second Street, Philadelphia, sew demuns is Tng Esnijsii ASty am micas ' CARPETS! CARPETS! Atoo * lame line o( WU.TOSB, MiK/l ETTES ASU BOPV llllCSsKi *-:.r m,- He.! » ..1 -i„ Lowes! i 'biIi I'm- ■*. j Nearly Opposite 'Christ Church, East Side, ! 35 BETWEEN ARCH & MARKET STS. PHILADA. 35

Pfdiral. HUMPHREYS' ef all Kroajci, ; : Htaraaars, * * \ j I ;ls | HOMEOPATHIC SPE C I ^.t K. ...

» j **"" " l'r "•*il ' " ; ' | v.p^*^*wn»""Es.S,*:jf^C8 ** E'SNEW* MEMDEL60N, { i XJQ Wao* Street, WMladointiia, Pj. 1 CANUthd bMH on bUhtii, ; S )»grljieb^ -S ° / T*i 3 • CANCERS %% CATARRH | Qalrkl* nnd' perwfnrat'lr rurcd PILES AND FISTULA, > JjfisasEs of wmen " : SEVeVofficES. '^iSTl1' OTOTUMA cured wf4 -l I Ii lYl rt ' ; - la j# I IIIIIFlti-V -. isffirfito'rhatt ! ei.iv t* rgwawMiniiroCM ABL^CAwteS n^iv . ■ ■*. TV R r*i Di*si'e*'1rwii''r BPkhKERS HAIR BALSAM HINDERCORNS. _Th*NlfmL*«r*M*»i1 h-«rur.. ,«r c „n». |i«nlre«. RUPTURE ^ixtn tugn, SL SHIM TTkYSPKPSI A. — IT8 NATURE, j «cA?sa^M uzssj&gg. rotor, fian tot to m* .«ure», r.h-« '

Clothtng. ;j ' : . ' BESMwif it-- ULOpU 1 1 • ■ [ph i.L'Srf j MiBBill, . A. C. VATHS & CO. j 602-604--606' Chestnut Street 1'lllI.ADEU'HlA. j Besi siadc Clothiuir In I*IH1 delphln ft»r Men. Vomtis, Y Hoy* and Children.

aviil r ^ard. , j QAl'E MAY~CIT Y | MARBLJJ WORKS, "j «• 8. dor. tuilroao Tr*rt » Turnptoe. MOSTMBSTS, TOWBHTOSKS, STSPTOKi RONB, Ana all html* nt Marble and Ha* or Stone P»v, menl L. T. KNTKIKIS. SoractlilDg About Stable Mannre and WlifiH'SMSPWjTj sgnilSriFss furl* l|M wlM-*l cr.'P L-, m *ood BOW ttem relaM* Cowtmeretnl Ferdltaere m IUW BUNK MANlfBKX BAU G H'S $25* PHOSPHATp '™™4r;BAUGH"& SONS riw rot* jtxs'csAcTL-r.F.iia sura-pnosmn *«> JSStellffSffll IMPOBTEBh, j.^rermr-aal"-' PHILADELPHIA, PA. BMSITS^t; PHOSPHATE IS A COMPLETE ANIMAL BONE "MANURE. ■g s. cimns, PRACTICAL PLUMBER, GAS AND STEAM FITTER, So. u Dreuur Street twpe May Oily. Chur.he* Ilnone. Faitiirie* Hotel* OttM with Gas, Water and Steam Pipes. In the beat Style* pt the Interne** Chemical Work A Lead Burning itone In *11 its braoche*! j ^ Hun*. Watpr-wher.l*. Win-Wmll*. Force atal TERRA COTTA DRAINAGE tmij pnu ilc*! number to tmpr May CBy «-«r1 ' gURUOG ATE'8 OFFICE. i Ttteatbleralgur,! w.mxl rmwilr.jjneutj l Be I public that he wfll attemt to the tualnr** dr • VOtTtDC UpoB I.IB ** ■ SOKKOGATX OP THK COUNTY OP CAP* ; ^ ^ ^ ^ may. ^ ^ j ^ ill A nice For valuable j LA II I Ed. Information { SAWT&EY MAli'ifFACTURING CO., 1 Attleboro, Mass. '

BEXEZET & BRO., I , j llave .incieasciJ their papacity for storing goods at Aheir large store.. ' | No. 19 Washington street, and are now prepaid to give the public ' their lowest cash prices in , . Hiine FirniiMiE tiools of evory flescription. GLASS, CROCKERY. EARTHEN WARE. WOOD AND WIL•j LOW WARE, CUTLERY AND SILVER WARE. !A full liiitf of furniture at lowest prices. CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS, MATTINGS. 1 i AWNINGS A SPECIALTY. ; Upholstering in all its branches. "Refrigerators for, sale or rent. Children's coaches for rent. Til Mm, PImMm, Steam and Gas Fittii j Tubular Wells driven at short notice. J. H. BENE2ET & BRO., ' j No. 19 Washington St. Cape May City, N. J.

• PLANING MILL, I [SASH FACTORY & LUMBER YAlDS. j M ANI"PAtTI'ltKRS*t»K Doors, Sash, Blinds, Shutters, Moulding, &c. . oltwiuen wehav* * latgi- slock now on ham), lu our wareniom*, ready for ImmMlato nhiptneut. BRACKETS, SCROLL ¥0PI, TURNINGS. ETC., BUILDING LUMBER OF EVERY' DESCRIPTION. WILLIAM C. SCUDDER & SON, FRONT AND PEDRRAL STRUTS, CAMDSN, N. J. j„». The Best is the Cheapest ! BENEZETS POK YOUR -. 1 BOOTS AND SHOES, 5 I Washington Street, Cope May. N. J'. ! ^^^"WAI.KER SHOE." . W* niahr a of Pltic Shoe* for Ladle* ami Mla*e*. WW. H. BKNRZRT. BOOTS onuES! .. ..vmpfe'.e Stock of Good, Cheap Btwla tad Shoe* la Cape May Co. STYLE, QUALITY AND PRICE CANNOT BE SURPASSED. Goal* that don't Pit or Plcaae, will bo exohaaced or mooej refunded. ONE PRICE ONLY. and th*t for CASROame mocto I h*ve eWTOIUhed for^my guhUm-e in hn«lne*«, living up 10 which HKE OUR la. 50 OAITERH. AJriO, A PULL SUPPLY OP FINE WALL-PAPERS •ullable for thntaze. Hotel or lloar.unz-himae. imii and price aamplea before pnrehaalnzclaewher or before yon rood to the city. • . ELDREDGE JOHNSON, BO WASHINGTON STREET. Just Received a Large Let of WALL PAPER BORDERS ut.'acw style* ami BeanUfnl de*urn«. Atoo constantly on html DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, GROCERIES, HARDWARE, WOOD AND WILLOW-WARE. FAMILY "FLOUR, HEADLIGHT OIL. PAINTS, OIL. MATTING," OIL CLOTH, A.'. - _ _ - YM. TPWN8EKD. mhl»-tf t or. vv*»hinnoo * Orgtn Street* i-itr. MOST RELIAB1E FIRE INSURANCE AGENCY IN CAPE MAY COUNTY. My First Class Commits RejrtstnW Rates as Low as in any other . Appiira1i"n8 from any. part of Uiu county *1B receive prompt attcBlios. ( W. SCOTT HAND, Afrent, : M. D. GOULD, r DKALKK IN HARDWARE, STOVES, RANGES, Etc. TIN ROOFING. GUTTERING AND SPOUTING, PAINTS. OILS AND VARNISHES. , »-».»- TAYLOR AVKNUB. HOLLY UKACU. N. J. West .Jersey Hotel, I PlXlT OP M AKKKT HTKXKT, CAIIDRN, N. J. I Hsnnr C-**r l and BefaraUheit the ato ve Hotel. I *m prepared to rnrntoh my friend* »ad the travellnc pohtte with d reikis** aoonmair, Uuan* Am th*a\fal for past p*trtra*«c. Good Subln* *:ue»ed u, ;he Hotel ^ 8. iMc of Par in', UuU< Camdtn. 1 JOBS POTTER, Clerk.

j| SHtsntlanfons. LADIES' *ewl 'twr>-ernta i* stamp* to Ihr JAe-i /vb. ' Itomrirfi., W and 381 Wmhtosfm Si.-e.w--Kew Vbr*. for unr nf th.-lr Uemilful lllui trsirel "ljullre.' nook*." It Is a novel. ■ tinlu'te. and inlervstbiK work to every tvrson o.eremiwnent. ' ' rewdja of ten pent* tn .tamp. rherVtll hdMronMmw%^F|MD U*rlr ''u°uu* "*ml| "ii M* ullmi jmSlHto QUINEPTUS! ""'" "A Prlrr, sTcmI* "pirerrSJd"^ ' r!«t!uuIor 111 KhS5Lltof « S^'u"' . Uru.-.t-u, . 1. ur y Minnfaetnred by The Academic PhnrmacetilicCo.. a IXIXIKIX ASH Nt;b YOIIK. 53? -436 WASHINGTON ST., 'NEW YORK CITY

'! ELIXIR.An eleesnt Eu*ll.h nbarmacvntle iireimr. * ItiuUll nudariiU had blissl troiildrs . Approved by Ihehlirhrei todlMl •nihoriilt.'*. "re ta the htwpltal* In entry pun 01 r-p-.-lnll. helpful |„ |,di„.; rl11Mr.il *,, I people of sedentary babp» En U rely viy-eiablr: free from harmfuldntif*. In Handsome Packages, Price 50 Cts. Prepared solely by Tbe Royhl pRhfuiat'cutid C° , LONDON AND NEW YORK, • Cbemtot, by apivvlntmenl 10 Iter Majesty the Qureu ami lo the Hoyal Family ^ NEW YORK BRANCH: 130. 132, 134 Charlton St. " royaTlills: •rcKgsifisatsftpsa??' FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. REMEMBER THE BIG FOUR! * miegar Bitter* C0R01At,[ SOrT Vinegar Bitter* POWDERS, rn dole*. SOr. ' Vinegar Bitter*, new wyte.J ]♦ 1 .00 Vinegar Bitter*, old HyU-. Miter la-te, $1 .00 The World's Gront. Blood Purifier nnd Life Giving Principle. ' Only Temperance Sitters Known. The pn.l nut, ,.r n Onlnry rite l.endlu* Fuialli Mrdlclae or ihn World E. H. McDonald Drntr Co.. Proprietor* BAN Ft! v STi'ir-f ' '"V V'HIK s^The Liaai liaaaiju - r fn. ' SEWINGMACHIU HAS NO EOu'AC "ERFECT SATISFACTION New Hone SbvIsi MacMse Co. — ORANOE, MASS.— 30 Unfaa Squwe, N. Y. 'Chicago, III. St. LouU. Bo. AlU*ta,G*. Dillav, Tre. Su Jrandn*. C*L • tirhl. ,« t. el. ^ lily (OlupleteTo *iee n . liel'iJJ^'.o.n/in. M,.lS,d»Vt«?,Ui5i% Massac _• ips tSS&ssaRs E*s3 jaassajiSK'iS