Cape May Wave, 2 October 1886 IIIF issue link — Page 3

: ■ WAYE SUPPLEMENT,

\,' ' - ' CAPE MAY CITY, N. J.,* SATURDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1886,

• A Sportsma'n Manual. As the autumnal gunning sfunn ilnm ! . nigh » demand grim* for Infortunium con- i renting the best range# of game. anil I lie j water-way* most prolific of fowl. For the purpose of supplying such n demand, tit# Passenger Department of the Philadelphia. Wilmington and Baltimore ltarimad Company has published a work entitled "A. E»radi«e for Gunners and Anglers." The little volume is an exhanstlve treatise on the. garni- birdsa • water-fowi. and flsbea of the Maryland Delaware and Virginia Penin-ula*. their haunta. habits, anil rharactenstles. An excellent map of tbc territory, showing the location of streams and the means of acreea, and handsome Illustrations nf the rarerspecimens of birds and fish serve ' both to embellish and eontribute to the interest of the book. Information as to the game lawa. the time when certain game most abound, the procurement of gttlijes. boats. Ac., and in fact everything which would make the way of the snort sman clear is furnished in ample detail. The book is distributed gratuitously and tnav be procured by addressing James It Wood. General Passenger Agent. Philadelphia. Wilmington and Baltimore Railroad. Philadelphia, Pa. . Ho. Wanted a Rest. Don't tou want to go to the better world. Tommy?" asked a Sunday school teacher of a new scholar. "No mum." promptly replied the frank little fellow. "And why not. Tommy ?" "Oh. when I die I want to go where a feller can reat." "Well, my boy you can rest there." . "Well, in that aong we sung it satfi we'd all shine there V "Certainly ; dofit yon want to shine there?" "No, mum' I don't want to shine there. 1 get enough off that here. I'm a bootblack, mum 1" She Tnought of an Apt QuotationA pastor called on a bereaved widow of his congregation the other day. and began consoling her with spiritual texts. Her husband had long been an Invalid, and the minister's selection bore on the rest into which he hail entered. • " Yea," she sighed, "and- there is one beautiful verse In the Psalms that applies to me that I think of so much : ' ' Othello's occupation's got,-.'" Didn't N— ait.- - - "You know the new catcher of the baseball nine?" • 35 . " Yes." "Saw him down at the doctor's office - the other dar," }< ■ ■ What was he there f jjf ?" "Getting vaccinatH^T j " Vaccinated ! Wyy, great heavens, i what doea he want do gel vaccinated for? ; II"'d never catch anything in a hundred : T»*r»" / They Uvtderet<iod The Game. " Here; hoys, atop that fighting." " We'aln't fighting, mister : we're play- . ing politics " '•What do you mean. then, by scratching each other, and (Killing hair and kicking 'ach otlier'a shins?" "Oh. you see. him an' me is nine side an' we're lettln' the other boys see how much harmouy there la in the party." He Died Punning. A stranger loitering about a mill the other day was caught by a belt ami drawn into the machinery. He was taken out In a dying condition; but smiled faintly as he remarked to rescuers - "I see you determined that I shall no longer remain incog." - He was a professional humorist. Solicitor ("to new clerk)— You doo't •oem to keep pace with mv dictation ; whv don't you write in short hand ? Yon told me you knew shorthand. - Clerk— So 1 do; but It takes me longer than ordinary writing. A Captaln'a Fortunate Discovery. Opt. ftdsman. sehr. Weymouth, piv. ing between Atlantic Otv and N. Y. . has been troubled with a cough so that , he wa« tmaMe to sleen. and was indro-d ] In try Dr. Ring's New Discovery for i Consumption. It not only rare him in- ; slant re ief, hut altered the extreme soreness in his breast. His children werr similarly affected and a single dose i had the same hannv effect. Dr. King's . New Disco rerv is now the standard remedv In the Tolemsn household and on board the schooner. Free Trial Rot. t tie of this Standard Remedy at - Dr. H. A. Kennedy's Drug Store. ^

X. Joseph Prudhomme reads in a public sheet that experiments In magnetIsm. hypnotism and spiritualism hare been made In open eontt. And very naturally, M. Joseph Prudhomme Is indignant. "Where shall are stop." he cries.^lf the table* of the law take to mother hegsn raining from first dose the took nf Dr. Grave*' Heart Regulator, the relief is permanent Mi** Glare Brads, Lawton. Mich 1*1 .00 per bottle. Free psmphlet of F 8. lngalla, Cambridge. Mass. "I 'want a hairbrush said." a haldheaded man to the halrd-raser. "'s it for vmrseMf" qaeried the latter. "Yea." Hairdresser, handing him a toothbrush, "I think this will do." What A grand, great counlrr this is wHh-tte rast territory, its big riven its prettv women and lis Veal VMI Vici ' care. It's Hal vmUan Oil. It is said that "Harvard professor* al- .. way* disco *s such heavy subjects that when they drop the conversation you can hrsPit strike the Ooor. //op Porous PliUtm contain no capsicum to burn and Irritate. Ther soothe and kill pain and strengthen weak parts. 21c. at druggists One Important difference between a man and a woman is thai a man puts his clothes on him. while a wdatan puts Lers<lf in her ciotbea. - Dr. R. Both*. Master of Ana, Cambridge University, England, aaya ; v8tjreuoare, - J,

Wives I Mothers 1 Daughters' 1 . | Re your own physician ! A lady who ; for years suffered torment# worse than '"I death from I'lerine Troubles. Falling of. e the Womb, Leuccrrlioca, Suppressions, ,r &r., and who had despaired nf being [_ cured, found remedies which completely i_ cured her. Any sufferer from such e trouble* can use the remedies and thus k cure herself, without revealing her rond ditipn to any one, and without sntijert- . ing her womanlv modesty to the shock u of an examination by a phvsleian. An ,1 Illustrated treatise, prescription#, and r full directions for n«e. sent free to anv n address, securely sealed. Send two cent g stamp. Address, naming this paper. ,f Mns W. 0. Homo*. f 008 Broadway, N. Y. J "Who was that negro you tipped your f e hallo Just now, Mr. Bnonks ?" asknl | e Mrs. Snooks, as they were promenading ; jj at Long Branch. --Tlie head, waiter of j the hotel. Maria. 1 understand It Is the ! correct Jhlng to give these fellows tips f down here."— 7VVf-Wihi. r Ratter thnn Vacation. 1 Tills is pre-eminently the vacation month, when thousand# ".seek ,rr«t and : secreatlmi. Rut to those who suffer the j depressing effect# of summer debilHy. 1 the disagrreahle symptoms of scrofula, i ' the torture# of hlMousness. drspepsl# or I 1 sick headache, there ia more paiu Uum ) pleasure in leaving home. To sneh we say. give Hood's Haraarmriito a trial. It ■ will purify yonr blood. tone up ami j strengthen yonr twiv. expel every trace 1 of scrofula, correct biliousness, and po«. t itlvejy cure dyspepsia or sick headache. Take it In-fore von go and yon will enJoy your vacation a'thouspnd fold • | A Prohibition candidate is heavily handicapped. He may he making a . Idling speech to a good audience ami yet any ahorLhaired citlien could break ^ tip his ward meeting by shooting: "Hay, , hoys. Skinny Wilson is settin' 'em up at the corner grocery 1" According to the testimony of physicians and coroners. In all parts ol the [ Union, deaths have resulted from the u*e of cough syrups, containing nior. j phia. onltim and other poisons. In this . connection. Dr. Sam'l Cox. of Washing- j . ton, after careful analyses, endorses Red . . Star -Cough Cure as being purely vegel- ; able, and absolutely free from opiales. i poisons and narcotics. Price, twenty- j t five ocifta. , A minister made an Interminable call j upon a lady of hi# acquaintance. Her | little daughter who was present grew . in an audible key : "Don't he bring hia amen with him, mamma ?" Many people dislike to take hitter ' medicine*, no matter how efficacious they may be : in Qulneptus these peo- i pie have a vehicle In which any doss-, however nauseating, may !«• taken. Qnineotus has n m-wt. delicious taste, | . and while the medicine is rendered sc. j > ceptahle to the palate, it doea not lose f I It# own curative properties. Female, twin-aoul-- "Pardon my dis- | beveled appeariilhe : I -have but Just I eonse from the'hath." Mais twin soul— "Ah! yon bathe then!" Female twin- - soul— "Yea " Male twin-eoul— "Another habit in common. How sweet." What is mora disagreeable to a lady than to know that her hair ha* not only lost it# color, but I# full of dandruff ? ' Yet such was the rase with mine until I r used Parker's Hair Balsam. My hair is now black and perfectly clean and glossy.— Mrs. E. Sweeny, Chicago. • "Well. Here Yager, bow do you like » the new postmaster f "I dun know out i he va poller a# dot odder feller, der vom1 an* host mas tor I don'd any more ledtlers p got now as benfore. und der brice ras schoost der same." "A bull in a china shop" is out of place, but a bottle of Dr. Bull's Cough oyrup in the ehtna cloaet. or any other handy place, is something that every sensible ' housekeeper likr# to bare. For croup. : bronchitis, sore chests and colds it l» a ; prompt and efficacious remedy. An advertisement reads : "Wanted s i ' young man to lie partly nut of doors and partly behind the cnunler," and Colonel Mooney has written to ask : "What will be the reanlt when the door slams ?'' The Rev. II. B. Beegle. Postmaster ' of Ocean Grove, wrote : "Two friend* I been entirely rural of serious d»- ' ease# by Palmer's 'Skin-Surrees' —one a ■ MLyeari case of Salt Rheum. " Smoker — "Look here, Isaac, this cigar that I just bought of you won't draw!'Isaac— "Von't draw ? Vail, do you sub- ■ hose Pan givin' away augtion bumps mid I them five cent Vlglonas V * Stau-d bv H. B. Cochran, druggist. Lancaster, Pa. : "Have guaranteed over t#tucasier, ra. : -jiave guarameeu over

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EXHAUSTED VITALITY. ; p • Illustrative Sample Free. A ureal Moileal Work on Manhood. Nervous " "aL'sxhutuedVuiuitv, etc., euofaad IMdf loM misnnre rwuiimu[ from jn-iisereihin or ex- . Mn prMcrli'tlctn" eml'r^lng* .-very vrgrutor remedy In in-- ph#rmsc>|Kri* for ail souM and every man. Prtee onlv u t-y null, postpaid, ILLUSTRATIVE KAUPt.E PUB* W ALL Young and mt-MleKice-l men for the next ninety I -Uy«. Send now. or cat this onus# yon may , never see tv again. A-l-lrem Dr. W. II. PaRKBK, . ! i Buiaodh street, Maas. dm " -S. CURTIS, PRACTICAL PLUMBER. GAS ANDSTEiM FITTER, No. It Decatur street. Cape May OUy. Churches. H erase. Pact ones. Hotels, titled wtth Gas. Water and Steam Pipes, ; in the w Styles of the trasmesa. i Chemical Work a Lead Burning -teoe In aU U# braaehrs.) I Hums. Water-wheels, ww-l-nnlls. Porce aad ■ I Lift Pom no put ta *t aluirteet notice. ! TERRA COTTA DRAINAGE ; [ re^cTS'S^S!''" *■ c-*" "" cn> I ' ' gUIUlOGATE'S OFFICE e The uad«i|cnc.I would reepeciroAynufy ths - volvtn# upon kim as y MCMHOUATB OF THE COONT* OP OAPf : MAY. ' *t lus omee St cape May Court House, on , ' TO BHD AY nn SATURDAY . • > of **. h weea WIU.UM HILDfiBTH^ i I I I) I C C F®r VatimME LsAUICO Information ADDHBSS >r i SUffilTtUDFipBIffi CC. " Attlebor©, Maes, '

BENEZET & BRO;, . . Have increased their capacity for storing goods at their large store, No> 19 Washington street, and are now prepared to give the public their lowest cash prices in House Fnniisliisg Goofls of every flescription. glass. crockery. earthen ware.' wood and willow ware, cutlery and silver ware. r A full tine of furniture at lowest prices. CARPETS. OIL CLOTHS, MATTINGS. AWNINGS A SPECIALTY. J Upholstering in all its branches, Refrigerators for sale or rent. Children's coaches Tor rent. Tin BmflniL PImMi, Steam aii Gas Mtr Tubular Wells driven at short notice. i J. H. BENEZET &. BRO„ " 1 "| No. 10 W&ahinKton St. Capo May City. N. J. J j- PLANING MILL, 1 J SASH FACTORY & LUMBER YARDS, j«L. L_t MANUPAtrrntRHK OF ' 4 Doors, Sash, Blinds. Shutters, Moulding, &c. BRACKETS, SCROLL WORK, TURNINGS. ETC., BUILDING LUMBER OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. * WILLIAM C. SCUDDER &. SON. FRONT AND FEDERAL STREETS, CAMDEN, N. J. jus. Tho Best is the Cheapest ! _ BENEZETS | BOOTS AND SHOES, 51 Washington Street, Cape May, N. J. " W.A'L. KEP, SHO E." WW. H, BENEEET. BOOTS AND SHOES! Laired and Mod Complete Slock or Ooud, Cheap Boom nod Shoes In Cape May co. STYLE, QUALITY AND PRICE CANNOT BE SURPASSED. Ooods that don't Fit or rieaae. vUl be exchanged or money refunded. ouste price only. 1 am enabled to do better by my cuatomera than i wood nnder the lniUacnmtnateSedll'plan.*"1'' SEE OUR IJ.M GAITERS. ALSO. A FULL SUPPLY OF WALL-PAPERS aSetOT%o^2n^toHtU?oliy Bo"rdla*^foll,e- UaUsafi pnee samples before pnrrtiaalngelscwhi-r eldredge johnson, 69 WA8HINQTON STREET. , Just RecQivQd-a Largs Lot of WAUU PAP^R & PORDPRS oflnow Styles and Beautiful doaigua. Alio conaiautly on baud DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, GROCERIES, HARDWARE, WOOD AND WILLOW-WARE. The brat grades of | FAMILY FLOUR, UEAULIOBT OIL, PAINTS, OIL. MATTING, OIL CLOTH. Ar- j WM. TOWNSEND, ' .-nr. Washington A < yref. ■ Ma, fit, MOST RELIABIE FIRE INSURANCE AGENCY ! IN CAPE MAY COUNTY. , My nnt Class CmiiianGS EtpnssiW -ffMwiK'. . Rates as Low as in any other - -r. Companies. Applimlinna from any part nf the county will receive prompt attention. DXS- CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE. N. J. M. D. GOULD, DEALER IN hardware, stoves, ranges, etc, TIN ROOFING. GUTTERING} AND SPOUTING, Of bAu Wurhnwnahlp. Aim keeps on hand and fur sale a full line or PAINTS. OILS AND VARNISHES. T AY U'll AVENt r. IIUI.I.Y HKA'.'II. N. .1. W"est Jersey Hotel, FOOT OF MAKE KT STREET. CAMDEN, N. t. Having Uvaad and Reftirni.hed the a'ov* Hold. 1 am prepared to famish my frlenda and ihe OTva^ pobhewtU 'rel-jUn a«ommo Uit,na An. thankful for pad p^rongge. Good Siddng I JOHN POTTER. Cterk. 8TEPUES< 1'AKSQJiS Uu of Par*,*, fl&gj, i^nuUn. [

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