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VOLUME XXXII.

CAPE MAY CITY. NEW JERSEY. SATURDAY. OCTOBER 16.1886.

WHOLE NUMBER. 1673.

- OAPE M AYT CITY, I-T. J. V. JM. -WTT ,T .1 AMBOir. SI. SO a year in Advance. ?r«rffSSlonaI (fards. 2J F. DOPQLAB8, - j ATTOBHET A T-L A W ^ W>M(TTOfMNCnA>fCKKY fflF&HTBB a- ha It HOWS, ATTORSBT^T-LAW SOLICITOR IN CHANOKUT,^ ^ - — ; — ^ir j?YrEKAi»jJitrA" HUM . " DENTISTS t*r» Mir (•rrTT't»rIUHn»h.. uil Ocean mrrrin. Tnratir nrwa Milt WMneWSf IHff"^J^rs M»rUociTUorts-Thur*laT«aa.lSti-fAMES m. e. hildbeth, ^ ATTOKNEV-AT-LAW aou.ituu, martiu amd rxaminik in rhancrhy. • »••• ww ii no m wuatbvios mreer. r«w wit Hi. N. J . a WW; . JXEBBfclT W. EDMUNDS. ATTORN ET-ATrLA W . , oucrroa and mastkii in cbanckht, OM« MMOHJTN.'j.' «i»-r a cam com now-. Tar—is" ini Vru«.'«. iMtertS CTwds. "gJNOS R. WILLIAMS. ABCHITECT AND BUILDER. will mars dbawinob. and sftpmin- , i'knd ok contract. ornci-«i wuiiofton 8l, cipe m«r. n.j. B. LITTLE. . , practical PAINTER AND GLAZIER. cap* MAT CITY, N.J. ot«r.n..,w„r,..ajoanio.n.o^[f . REUBEN TOWNSEND. AflgNT FOB CI'M RRRLAND . MUTUAL FIRE INSURANCE CO. ( »XD " ■ I COMMISSIONER tfk.drkds, ii omw II «Upr Mijr C-wtl llmuw, N.J. Jfl-j ( JJH.OKAT, VILLA, CAPE AVENUE, NEAR TUB REACT!, ' CAPE MAT POINT. N.J. * THIRTY ROOKS. OPES ALL THE TEAR: TERMS MODERATE. mrlS- N. K. SPRINOEF. Prop . ORGANS AND SEWING MA- ' V-r oniNEs. B. F. HORNER, ; PIAHOS ORGANS & SEWING MACHIHES gwiw— -my , ELUIKBTO&wlMireRY&NOTIDNS ! oolo pens, pishino tackle. rope < twines. hammocks. pi'llys and r yacht. eixtuhe8, pocket 'ttlkby. iihans and copper " wire. a!.rr^_s.(^irom(w. krames. * ** J. s. oahkison. , . .

' jpRKKCHR'B HOTEL. ■ CITY BALL BqCARK. NEW; YORK' er t tSSHTSW S S KwySi cS'sb.1 »"'.2duSeU os Ike" w EUROPEAN PLAN. j&tLVtttuwisjgs n H. R. An Urn n! on pus the ,1 .-.t »r. Meal SI i ADVERTISERS 5 can learn the exact cost of " any proposed line of advertising. in American jiapers by addressing Geo. P. RoweH & j I - Co.. ; N«>a|Mi|wr Aflvrrtt«liiu Hurcuu r Send lOc, for lOO-Mgo Pamphlet. ■ pails SHE ' Ulirtmlitt,KH&oswsoo PERFECT. ' ftTBfijIIPlI WAN^D-^^Y^S^^ IWRlla llllll. eoa&Mp at TVauajMBa KM. -

. Ory Goods, ^rimminflS, tot. 5 Tto ..Pill's Mai Store CHARLES NEEDLES , FilLANDIINTI18B6. I respectfully announce to my j patrons aqd the publie generally I that I am now prepared with comI pletc lines of Fall anfl Wiater Goofls of superior quality, at prices that will defy competition. j Attractive Dress Goods, all j Wool Ciotsb. -Double and single i Plain Colored, all Wool anil ; Mixed for everyday wear, and for j b combination these include. Cashmeres, Serges, Cheviots, Hair! * Cloths.'lladcet Checks and lhaids. Coats, Ulsters and i for. ladieS and children. * Flannels of all colore. Large lot of lllanhetsand Coin- j 1 fortaiiles. p Fresh Stock of Calicoes and i Ginghams. .. llargaiav in CanUuiiilauncis.. _ Bleached and Unbleached Mus- . lins of all widths and best grade. Ladies and Children's Hoods. , GloVes of all kinds. . Jerseys of every description. Corsets for ladies and children. A large assortment in ladies and children's Hose. A specialty in Millinery. Ladies and children's Under- - red and white. Towels and Table Linen. Dress. Wraps ami Coat Trimmings and Buttons. Bushings, Collars and CufTs. Hamburg and oilier Edgings. Double ami Single- Shoulder Shawls. Jewelry, etc., etc. -CHAS, NEEDLES. ideational. piOLLEGLATE, COMMERCIAL V_> AND MILITARY INSTITUTE. N.w nllenu's V's™jliioll'n'n$ruu2iiow. Euif*!- uuJ ssss- Institute DRIDQKTON , KKW JHRBR T. iw.p.rni-ni. RaiMni .dipcnl to IB. BarpaM. U0.1111.W Miwrtinsi? (..nraat. Loan ion it. !l«hUul and hmisiol. For I-Ilal-Huo BDlt BBf TRMkTA. M?PrtBd|»iL ]SJ"EW IBRSEY STATE NORMAL AND MODEL SCHOOI-S. TRENTON. r'lfSJ I I St ZIME LMWlM OBMlmnon "noortw t/ittBrtt lafcfl lln AcpBrt- ' KWfcSSSt ■ izzz TKg^i

Sffitbii C. Sbortledic'-s Academy, . For Yonne Men and Boys, Media, Pa. , uSSSmtll nS?*i!Si BR^'radMlS." 'a)^" .<0PWIUUMAM| apt jo ad»«i^«a|*jIeiL i'i! VHu'wiai arr now*ta llwiir.1, Yaio. ITloo-laa nnd iu ollil»CollMTa«d^'iil»l«iu la in MS. la lainR A vraRaa, sr-sE-sss i£Tlla!ltaMa Jwn^wS-nanS« a!°£m nnaaoi etanar wlkn ixonilAo ikr mi • of all | H^ITm N U^FHORTLILk 1 K. A. M.. lllarvtt.i ■pEIRCE COLLEGE XT or pbii.adelpnia, pa. 1 THOMAS MAT J'EIRCE, M. A., c'f in"'&ASn^n"nc°#M»f"iiiMR(4r <i IpDIa 52^CSS I "^^Tlw coraaaaadJUraom of iuiuuha 2T.SSSS! ''ct Tn* "scriw" AnuaTan. ' R'rn Baadral 5£SsF^^M&tS i |ot' *r*im john ttiomihon. Dam. t»»ll to. Wmiatttt. . JOHN M. RUSSELL, general dealer in - DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, boots. SnOJB and notions. l FLOUR AND FEED. I TORE, LARD,^HAM& BKEDP. Ac. OBMSprta«.C»p«NasA»L.N.J. t JjT C. PRICES' STORES, " no. it perry st., cat* hay city, 5 GHOCEfilES.DBT BOOM NOTIONS, i- oils, ya^^^iouffaad putty, d ws unvcf GNHNT. 1 TpaJt%'nS5B&,»M.

' BENEZET & 3RO.. 6 Have increased their capacity for Ntoring goqds at Bhcir large store; . Kn. it) Washington street, mijl arc how prepared to give the public t heir -lowest cash prior s in lonsB Fnrnislim£ Goofls of mi flsscrijtioi. ! GLASS; CROCKERY. EARTHEN WARE. WOOD AND WIL- '• LOW WARE, CUTLERY AND SILVER WARE. r A full line of furniture at lowest prices. Y CARPETS. OIL CLOTHS, MATTINGS. AWNINGS A SPECIALTY. Upholstering in all its branches. Refrigerators for sale or rent. Children's coaches for rent. t . Tin Boiii. PliiMft Steam ai Gas Fittisj j Tubular Wells driven at short notice. . __ J. H. BENEZET & BRO„ ! No. 10 Washington -St. Cape May City, N. J. I PLANING MILL, SASH FACTORY & LOMBER YAltDS, ! Doors, Sash, Blinds, Shutters, Moulding, &c. ' BRACKETS, SCROLL WORK, TO?SGS. ETC., 1 BUILDING LUMBER OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. j WILLIAM C. SCUDDER & SON, - KRONTANII FKDRUV. STREETS. CAM DEN. N. J. Jan. The Best, is the Chcacest! GOTO | BENEZETS BOOTS AMD SHOES, , 5 I Washington Street, Cape May, N. J. j " W A LKER S H O E." Jjg^MKV Toe dneat mndc snne in On uiwAtt. We rnnBe l Bpaeullj of wse snon ror Lndlei tnd MIMea. BOOTS AND SHOES!; Ur»,.i»nd MoMOompleieSkxit or Good. CMp bojee end Shoen In Cnpe Moj Co. STYLE QUALITY AND PRICE CANNOT BE SURPASSED. ON" 23 I^RICE ONLY. SK* OUR ll» UAITna ALSO. A FULL SUPPLY OP FINE WALL-PAPERS ELDREDGE JOHNSON, . 59 WASHINGTON STREET. Just Rocaivod a Large Lot of '

WALL PAPLR & 30RDLRS » - Of nevmpMiuid Beknuriii de«(ni. Alno couunl^ on hand DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, GROCERIES, , HARDWARE. WOOD AND WILLOW-WARE, familT'flour. 0 IIKADL1UUT OIL. PAINTS, OIL. MATTING. OILCLOTH, Be. WM. TOWNSEND, nlllB-U^ Cor. Wanlilngloti A Ore»n Mmo. l ap, «i. I 'r ■. -j MOST RELIAB1H FIRE INSURANCE AGENCY - iN uAPE MAY COUNTY. a iMrnsEffiCusiiBPtiinseiM ' ™ Rates as Low as in any other - - - 'mm nil receive pmnipl ntmuSr-. H W. SCOTT HANDrAKent, " — -1—- CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE. N.J. ' M. B. GOULD. g ► ' ' — DEALER IX HARDWARE, STOVES, RANGES, Etc. 1 TIN ROOFING, GUTTERING AND SPOUTING. or MM wo-tiwilp Alio keep* on I1UI.I M.1 far Mle A fnB Uavol PAINTS. OILS AND VARNISHES. JelB-J WEAi'LOH AVENUE. IIOLt-Y IIRACH.N.J. ^ • 35 THOMAS DEPUY, 35 f ■ 35 North Second Street, Philadelphia, ! V MEW DEMONS IN T|IK ENBU.HH AND AHMICAN ' H -CARPETS! CARPETS!ADO > Inqp Eat ot WttTORE, MO^ITOW jiljrn^BODY BRURSKLN, or UnBrcXuMiUiii 0 ! Nearly Opposite Christ Church, East Side, 35 BETWEEN ARCH & MARKET STS, PH1LADA. 35 " West Jersey Hotel, ' r ' ' , IJWT OF MAUKRT NTBRKT. CAMDEN. S.J. [ 1 : *• 1 ^ ^ ^ ^ STKPitEM PAKaOSa. UU if Par*,*-, OUty Camden. J

.j . JlimatBi ^Ratfriat, <?tr. jeremiah b. st&eli.bnger's c LUMBER YARD JioAeneBEWB. Lnndln*. cape Mej N.J.. IOO.OOB KEKT WHITE PISE. PLOOKINO. FRAME STUFF. PICKCTf. . And In nBnrt every Bind c,! PtmrniBr euvntien Hn to Hire i.omber TvanBrJ trip, DU|«ire "BUILDER'S SUPPLIES A. SCHELLENGERS. Sash. Ife'lfs, Blinds. DOOR Am WISDCf FRfflt Stair Work and Scroll Sawing. Parcr ftr % R»fiiij. ; NAILS, FRAME PULLEYS, j Boililer's Hardware in General. tfoal. Wood, £imr, rtr COAL AND WOOD J. M. SCHELLENGER. Eft Stoif. Mil a«j Pea COAL, Pine, Oak and IHickory Wood ' 0- -If M. sCH SLLKNIAKH. ! jfhUada. 5?usiufss (favils. i A ?. FUST, nn m. seeds; fashionable iiattek, No. 41 tBORTH SECOND STS.. PHILADA. r aHDElL . «x o». STIFF HATS Ir so, SPECIALTY, -jyjY hats are MVJjlEST ^ ^ ' they speak fdr themselves.

HARRY KAYSER, ^ ONI PRICE JIATTElt, | SO. 19 south «8 lonu 8TKK8T, pbilada. j " ... ..crwteao-iai'JK M«rtf » | \ b b. nrcijit". ». *. roBBiin ! B. McCLEES & CX)., g AND SCHOOL PHRHITURE. j SCHOOL AI'PAKATIfS AND Sl'PPLI K8. mylT-y Sn. IBM Arch sirent. PbUndelpBiB. _ J Ii. M AT LACK, ~ j fi Na B. N. SKY KNTII ST^ PnlLADA. TERRA COTTA DRAIN All SEWER PIPE , CHHISBY TOPS. WIND OL'ARBCAPS. j | CniMSIY FLU^ OABDKS VASES. CB. | » Werrjnled Lo»rtl ITirm etui lle«t Plnr»lo^i,r i I ' 1 — ' \ JD S. CURTIS, PRACTICAL PLUMBER, - AND STEAM FITTER, : Gas. Water and Steam Pipes, 1 Chemical Work A Lead Burning TERRA COTTA DRAINAGE | Only pr»rue»M'i9ioker in Cap* May cny tw- ■ gURROG ATE'8 OFFICE, TiMindemined wmdd iwi^oru '. ymtify itr pablle inni bjMWJ^BUemMo tte buMatw d« - BUKKOQATS OF' THE COUNTY OF CAPE ' °T0WAY* AND*SATlrRDAY j 1 „ of Bach wreK. WILLIAM HILDHITH. ' . RUPTURE 3 cUKKq-r|gT>Air')[j Wi rmnurn B " T\T8PEF8IA.-ITS NATURE^ | * JL» mum, prewnuon *nd rnre. Br JOHN H.McALm.l*w«n-M 1 T»» 0®L J

"j: ' - • • SHrdiral.- ;•$ I I Owe My Life. ^ I Mn^ hut '■ At W Ad 1 K il BoIIu'l I. ,n,. j . 1 shrunk! - - Burl «l<*fOjrlns for iny l|*«. tml it >11,1 tiic t i »« gooil, 1 .11.1 n.K e-xim-l to livr m»rr ' .llanii Hired m iillis. I hr^in i.i u«.- lion .j. flrtlto,A(*c,si. t^m 'L ITrtrjTsn-B. j ^ NenralYia fmi'slr rnuiMe inr rmrt In ^ThTflnTlsum "P m S5i. CatarrH HAY- FEVER El V BROTHERS, »rag»Rt».»)»>r»'.NV " A GREAT CAUSE OF HUMAN MKEBI fS THE LOSS OF ! PH"if, llnpd.r-r.cy, N- 1 -.<»!. a:. , Uri I,. ! , - m " . 1 1 !n V.-i , uff •- i-n.-raiiv: ' "n-.-.i | -Kp.iensy^in.1 j" CU LV*'''l* WXL1 ! us«i r^eruiMae. brmirtes. mit rumen.'/, r. ib» ..- j eoid.M»;^innn*^oum^ro.«li^n(^riirr ul^one. I HiRMtf (diraisr, prtewly ■nrt^mHlmilj^ ' ^ T j "s'ent^ "nndM-%»«'. In o plnhi i-nvtiope. i" »i,j ! addtrs". on riveiptof four .Till*, or two P". fair. 9- j "•"IJ-'hk mTvKRWEU. MKDI'-SL CO.

S . V . Z 71 S ! Blood bitters ■ j ■ Thai Ache in Small of Back. Burdock Blood Bitters ; ! Weary, Aching Bones. 1 Blood Bitters : Dyspepsia. Gents:— I feelTi my duly Jo say re i snecitng Burdock Rlooa Kilers. ll.ui it 1 I I he lies! medicine I"evcr look. I suffcrei I or Ihreo years from nlomaeh trouble ; and dyspcpim as well a* from liver an. i complaint. I was nft able to at 1 lend lomy business. My wife waa affliclw ' i;i much ibe name way! We read ol you Bitters In Ihe papers and made up on minda that we would fry firm. Tborcsul my wife and 1 began to improve at once and I am now able to do more Hani wort tban Irefore in ten year*. It relieved m; kidney trembles as well. We both wisl you, the makers of ll. Godspeed. JOSEPH LAND©*. Chelsea, Vt. COCKLE'S ANTI-BILIOUS PILLS , tHE GREAT ENGLISn HEMED' » or liver. Win, Indl«~Uoo. ««. Tier from M- . iikl Yc^'.'t-M iVrKKToir* Xrw^f orkl'' ' DUR BABY'S FIRST YEAR, by i U Marlon llsrtaad. also raatainUw mucJ. " vslBBf.lf raloreutlea. 4Snur buat. Brat on ; snMtPS «re-cra!«tanipnyKEEDAt'ARNRlCK,

,Thn Soul. . - -■ . In s Sermon ihe llcv. l)r. I'nrkliur-l. j of New Yorkfrqluili-s lilt- words wbusll , ' Abdullah, in the Persian Story, is »up. , lt posed to mlilrr-M from beyond dratli t.j | n tl.e friends who were preparing bis body . C i . loan neoyoui ralllug tears : I Yel I smile UM whirper Una : ^ la a cage friun which at law. Like a bird my «ml has paaoe.1. . til the eanle, no, irxthar , 1 "Uiviuf frlraU, O, roe anu dry Our ol which ihr pear, la r -i.e. j j An Election Loat by Ono Hmr. - j j f K\-.Si'inilor i ion niba! iiuoiiin.of M vine. . , recently told how be wna ilt'Ieatcd by a 1 1 -ingle hair when lirst an aspirant lor the I - t'nitrd States Senate i : . 1847. When lie i - , was Speaker of the House in Ihe Maine . ] • Legislature, William C. A'k-n wnaamem- j I b.r, ami wns noted for the great cure with i J iiiga'd.illdeba'c.yipenker Hamlin noticed [ 1 1 llle.fiu'-illi. eari-fnl way in which Alien's i i - hair was --.lone up," so lie scat a page 10 . tUegenlleman asking l.iin tosU'puptollie | < : Speaker. Allen romplied, and witli | [ iinirln- i gravity Mr. Hamlin Informed him I r lint one of the hairs on the lop of his head 1 I cr.aeaed aiiotlier. Allen grew wrathy al I mice, and declared thai be did 11-1 c me I [ I here in be ln«, died. AHi-rward lie I.-,! came a Stale Senalo*. and by stniiboruly ! refusing lo vole for Mr. Ilniuiiu liouily . .-.mipclicl him to withdraw. - /Mfl/u,„cc Don't Experiment. ,'j, ,',!j u ' 'j" P" rnilt any Odds. lujfT.e sure ycuVget rite^gi-uuine. ^ lb-nil", ■ lie can make more prorti he j ' • r- iv'.d. 'hul io-'isl npon'm iiinr'ilr. Kiiig's i ) New Discovery, which I" -uara.u.-.d 1.1 k nITnNloiia. Trial Holt). - Vr.s at Dr. Dp.lv 'a Uncle. '•Nonsense, Doily; you could not l.-ci Ihim, for he i« hondnvla of miles away." "Yen. I did. mamma, and he Is n jewel "Then you must think a greal deal ..f ; him. Dolly?" "No. I dnn'l mamma, for lie is a.taili- . uncle."- Xathnal Wrtkly. Tlie proptielnr of the Great Western ; Poultry yard. Mr. James F.. Goodkey. . St. leiuls. Mo., is enthusiastic in Ins ' praise of Red Mar Cough Cure, which ; cured him after all other remedies laili-d. , He says it neither constipates the bowels nor canaca sick headache. , Noiabtonk for Jonn. Crow husband, sitting down to n late v row uusuunii, sittiua

breakfast -"Wit-, have y mierrr heard of Join of Are?" Will— "Ye*. Indcetl." ^ - II unbind —"She was burned at the stake, waiu'i «!«•:•" * E Wife "Tliai i» what hisfwy aays." Huslmnd "Well, tbh. .t.-ak wonldn't l seorrh her any. lis as cold s. a wodgf.'' '] —Bifling'. I than consumption and the tvuiipar-snn i . a true one. Many are the "ciireiled" whp cry down legltima e remedies, and sill, delude suilcring humanlly . Whose t ■nlvwlvnlion is the immediate use of „ Dr. Hull's Cough Syrup. | Soholaatlc lntelll*»nco. ' "Johnny, your Irarhir gives ynu a f remarked (>>1 nel Fl/llclop In Ids son. J "Yes. Pa. it you don't linul him over the foals he will keep going from bad lo Wo sc. ll i» no use for me to talk lo him. I goes in one "ear and out of dhe } oilier." replied Johnny, Who is nln'cas' ' of !h - time* In precocity. , S'/lseffs. 1 -•The U. S. Cionaul at Maha. my own 1 1 f it her. several of my parishioners and a 1 imndier of others I liavf known -o be -•iircd of slubltorn skin diseases by PaL mcra 'SKtnJfueeess • Ref r lo me if 1 vim wish "-Rev. T. S. Firm, Mor.is. , town, N.J. How Hn Know. 1 Bookkeeper- "ll is ahameful bow the 1 InlKirinc men beat the city ." Proprietor —' In wliat way ?" ] "In loafing. Those sis men r**'ng ! ■ ihe sirect haven't done an hour's work all the mornitrg." "How do you know?" •Tve been looking out of the wlnilow at them aJ| tlie morning. " -Gall. .V'Mv (laughter was troubled wilh Heart Disease for Bve years, given up by physicians, hkd sinking «p.-H». constsnt 'pain, exteudinr over entire body. Dr. waves' Heart Regulator enrol her - in three montha." Jas. Tllton. Conconl. ' >'•«. ^ ' 3 "Say, arc you a fortune-teller?" "A'earead the futore, can't yon?" "Aa clear. , ; ly as I can the past." "Well. I'll bring . around IhtuiV lomorrow. I want you to read him, »o I can tell if his affection is sincere."— CJueago RamUer. D A Pore and Reliable medicine.— A S compound fluid extract of roots, leaves, barks and tic tries is Burdock I Hood BlL ? tew. They cure «n diseases of the blood, liver and kidneys.

H e Wantod no Tricycle. .1 Till* happened pne evening r/i riijly, 1 ; not A thousand miles from (Vmbridkc ; , Twcblrigyelers chanced lo hall "by the , j roadside for i brief rrat. jusi as a group i . "f Irish. laborers wcrc.passing on lliHr I way heme frjm work. Atliaelcd by tl.e hriglil nrw machines. Iw> of Die men paused a moment to lock at Diem. "If yon only had a tricycle. Pal." said one of Ihe Vyclcra lo Ore nearer of tlie employment." Hide to Ihe itlvll!" said ral. wilh a . e uttempMoua look al the c-Miiliinntiim j of man and wheels. "Do you think 1 j jlonkey-caart, bedad. ami tie m>< own Wlvoa I Mothers I Daughters ! for ycarssufTcred 'mrmnils wor-c than death from I'l.-rlne Tronli|.-- K»Hin- .if ""Ttlf "WivfiiTt. la-ucomioea, Sippn— sinns. At. . and who liad despalreil ,d U-ing cured, found remedies wlileli eonu.lci. lv cured her. Anv sufferer from su.ii iniubles can use' the remedies and thus cure Iterself. *ithout revealing her condition 10 arfy one. and w llhout subject- : ing her womanly modesty 10 ihe slun k of an examination by a phvsieian. An illiislrnlcd treatise, "prescription-, and i full directions for use. sen! free lo any \ address, priip-lv scaled. Mend Iwoceni stamp. Address, naming lids taper. ; Mits. W. P. lloi.w,:*. 038 llroad wav, N. Y. ! a Cose of Good-bye Sweetheart. Weekly. j Parting lovers are sentimental, hut a girl, on bidding good bye > I Hie starry firmament. "Yon tec the second star in the handle ol tint Dipper, don't yon ?' I "And you sec thai fair.l Utile sinr close I to life second star ?" ! "Yea, My dear." j "Well, darling, tlicl's mc." Better than Vacation. recreaii ,u!CTBuI°1o"hIo«.- who anffrr'lhe tlcprcsslng effects of aiinimcr debilily, Ihe disiigiecnlilc avmptoins of scrofula. - Ihe torture? of biliousness, dyspepsia or 1 picH-lire<in'lriiv'ingri|iomc.'nrTo>si''l|1' wr I sny, give Hood's Snrsnpnrllht n trial. It t will purify your blood, lone up nml • furSycu're d^wnda or^rt^iiradsH.^ II Take tl le-f.oe vou-go tmrPvmT-wltlTli- ■ j J"}' Y--ur vacation a iboiuvo-d fold , i a Fly In the Soup. in a New York restaurant. " fly raretujly ami iricn remarked all the morning." "" • 'A lien U.cW UUihtren. ihe ftrt them I seloris. • Was Vareied^Hlmaelf. "Do von reniire. sir, " said the lime ' passenger, "that there is One- who sees inmost thoughts, and before wliiun we are but crushed and bruised worms?'' "Slve' us' your hand, atranger," re.

plied the other. "I know just l.ow you feci. I'm manied myself."- -A'rir I'm. i Could Walk as Wall as Ever, I, itave uscii Kalvatipu O.I for ihruniatisrn in Uto feet and after aeveral appti. eou'd walk as well as ever. ' Mrs. Asx 11. w atkiNs. aaCumirerlamfSt. JUIHIhore, Mil. , A man of medicore ability. Willi re'. es|ieeial talent beyond that of an adabove his own, wishing fo impress a Bnstonian journalist with his capacity musical -criticisnC remark eti : "1 admire the music of Wagner vc y much, don't yon?" fgiving lire German pro-n-mcialion of Ynrgner), lo which Hie Boston lan. after a minute's lliouglit. re- . pllbil ;'"Yes. ilVaveryflnelnslrumi-nl." Backache, iiliaip I'atns. lilicumalism. Kidney Diseases, Torpid Liver, Lung " Troubles or Lamenass In any rart quirklv cured bjrtbe flop I'kulrr. ThesnoHiing and paln.killlnc virtues of Hops com. b nod with strengthening Gums and Evracts. The best porous plaster ever Tlie personalities of Karrsar journalism rearliod a ellmax last week, wlien a lir.itlirr heat- dlv advised a loalhsome eontemporary lo keep Iris shirt on. and subsequently ascertained lo Ills horror that Uic contemporary waa a woman. Wbal i? more disagreeable lo a ladv than to know that her hair Ira? not only . lost its color, but la full of dandruff ? Yet auch was tlie eaae with mine until i used Parker's Hair Balaam. Mr hair is now back and perfectly clean nml glossy.— Mrs. K. Sweeny. Chicago. • A little cirap. told by bis mother In a ly his prayers, sis! to aak for what lie 1 wanted, prayed "for one hundred broth. 1 em ami flfly sisters." The mother bur. rled tlie Utile sinner off to lied bef re h jF ' ' . could sar "Amen !" Parties intending to purify their blood anil place Uieir systems on a proper basis will do well to give Vinegar itinera. New Style, a trial. Its pleasant taste, associated with tlie certniiny of a speedy - cure, tend to make it amedicioe wiibotil ; an equal. ' 1 The pain-banislicr Is a name applied to 1 SI. Jacobs Oil, by tlie miiiiona who ha- 0 been cured of rheumatism and neuralgia by Its use. Business men who mana- their type . writer girls are apt to find that Hie young , women are not so ready lo submit to ticta'ion aftei the wedding.