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VOLUME XXXII.

CAPE MAY CITY, NEW JERSEY, SATURDAY. OCTOBER 23. 1886.

WHOLE NUMBER. 1674.

.Cl-Jtit'iu:'." OAJ»D MAT OTTT. **. J. *. ac. W LLLIAMJOW. • 1 .50 a yaar in Advanca. • in p|- F. DOUGLASS, * ATTOBXET AT-LAW solicitor in chancrrt «-Iy cars' Mar are ALTBB A. BABBOWB, A TTOBX1 Y-A T-LAW **" — SOLICITOR pgMiwrt.^ ^ JAB J. F. LEAKING A SON, DENTISTS TAKEEML B. HILDBBTH, , ATTO RN EY- AT-LA W AND solicitor. master and examiner in | OBJ Ml. OtEoSUNaSS VHfcll(Ioa8tr»«.Ct»eMa7 Clty.n.j. e»» I jrfgwBTir. Tpgrpypt.. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW , oucrroa ano master is chancery, AfMOWlg.

jpm+iSL*, ' ahokrncr and builder. WILL Ml BBAWDKM, A»T) BUFERIMcensor contract omca— «i W|«*I|IH EL. ore* Bar. *J. A.*"™*- ■ . ruemu r AIHTBB AND GLAZIER, CAT* BAY cttyjy J. ^ ^ pEjnpar •townsekd, ~~ * . aoent FOR CUMBERLAND mutual fire insurance oo. ( «MBi»ioNnor DMM. U omimcww . w.j. )«!-? c pujfcfi. wjte*". ' * CAP* AVENUE, SEAR TBI BEACH, " cape mat point, n.j. ' nnimr room*. opes all the teak. terms moderate c «wla- m. e npris0eh. Pro* ota/ffltEJT "A - •. F. HORNER. PIANOS DRQAKt SEVIEG EACHWES eridoeton. n. j. ' sr-"" *— """W Bunl^mrtiinR GOLD pew*. ri*ww'» TACELE «OPE TWm«.^AMM&7U.T8A5D Oos ass or rat FfOLtN STEINOS seel i« tap . PaaKMfcwaMrtMlo lfc.UalwHIPau.oa neap of MX' r-Sre oeata. j. e Oareison. «t»n WaaaUEioaW-CapalUTK. J. tpbenchk-s hotel. cm hall square. new toes' I jaS5SiS; I " EUROPEAN PLAN. ! ADVERTISERS can learn die exact cost of any proposed line o! adver-twing-in American papers by addressing Geo. P. RoweH & Co.. 11 " I»'|»IW* ■W.T*S*PW*rw'-™" MM lOo.for tOO-pos. Pamohlat. PAii^spfBiSI iwtcT, psy^ET. ,{ W&jjgpH a* »t— — AiiuEwaoa a swrnr ii Wtmsansvtms Bfeggia fip»p*- ; — aSgl^j^;E I

fr| 6s«ib, grigmia^^te. " iffHlBvi CHARLES HEEDLES , FALL MDTOff fifi, 1886. I respectfully announce to my patrons and tb« public generally, that I am now prepared feiUrioraplete lines of Fan ail filter Ms of superior quality, at prices that will defy competition. . Attractive Dress Gqods, all Wool Clotsh. Double and single widths in all colors. Plain Colored, alt Wool and Mixed for everyday wear, and for l rnmhinatinn these include Cashmeres, Serges, Cheviots, Hal? " Cloths, Basket Checks and Piaids, ■ etc., etc. Coats, Ulsters and Dolmans for ladies and children. Flannels of all colors. Largclotof Blankets and Com^ ; 1 fortables. , Fresh Stock of Calicoes and Ginghams. Bargains in Canton Flannels. Bleached and Unbleached Muslins of all widths and best grade. Ladies and Children's Hoods. , Gloves of all kinda. Jerseys of cveiy description. ' Corsets far ladies and children,- » far -ladies and children, *

A lar« assortment in ladies II and children's Hose. r A specialty in Millinery. m Ladies and children's Under- £ ware, red and white. 4 Towels and Table Linen. Dress, Wraps and Oxst Trim- _ mings and Buttons, / Rushings, Collars and Cuffs. I Hamburg and other Edgings. Double and Single Shoulder Shawls. Jewelry, etc., etcCHA8. MfBPLli. 1 (gtefltiisul. — rTOLX^G? ATE, COMMERCIAL r, V_- AND MIUTAKY INSTrTTTE N-w U BaraE orep^frresnpfr to CoOrtv,. ifc. WfcUHnai juiil •JJP'* an-majuw.au Jnt jeSMY INSTITDTE - BWnOUT9N, aSWJBRBFli fa D-paShrat. "tillllaa aHapU-l^ a 3J 'Z&SBS&sz >asW-T n. e. TRAsk. aTh.. Pnadpal. I JWB8BT state normal amp model schools, r 'SBHS^BSSt » " , onumwa: attk.HaM8eaaoLSa*fcWTaar. , — — J— •- a Sw» C. aCMlC latai, , FETisf Is WBEjWi.Fl 1 Marr raaaaa., arm haafcA. Sr. PNa*.xtrB _ ! I ■ waimHMmiMAIiMlMA A rasaa- l f peirce OOtl.|pK t 1 THOMAS MAT rriNCK, ». A.. IMHlfciraufca « as: SESSsss | i 1 I jonmn^h^MM I _ dbt r- sqote 8hwsb A*D notiomi. I POIOC. tABP,. BAMA HMBAa j- QME>iWH.rasaHHr<lE.H.E I ' - oo«N. oASttr, iSSSf mu. rmm. " ' ws? 'r&fcMtmz ■■

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: ^ DO HOT Hint HER. Madt saw the pamgrtph before X did. - i wondered, trv-day; looking -Wk; if I could have cDnlrolled myself suffldeMle , to prepare him for the shock if I luid 1 rewd the newspapers llrst . I tva« pavSag Mark's, cup of uoftee to Jane, tits si-Tv-anf, when- 1 caoght siglit ofli'sfaee. 'lit wa« whitcftnd rigid, and his eyes were ,f dilated tea state horriHe to roe. >| "Mark*" I cried. In terror. "What hr , j it, dear? Arc you ill?" i 1 was beside him as I spoke, an,l saw , that iris eyes were fixed on a certain j place in the paper he had been (eliding. Then I, too, lead the fatal pa'agrapb, I only a few lines, but full of horior for I Mark. I "l>o not blame her?" ha said, in «| whisper, shuddering as he spoke. "Oh, s Bessie. Bessie, my heait is broken"' j I put my arms around him, and drew j his head down upon my breast, where it I had so often lain In childhood, whin my orphaned brother, catne to sister liessle to . bo comforted In boyWhwocs. Re was my only brother, tliongli I was sixteen years I he oldest. Little graves in.the - Terretrrr marked the Aortowa._of.-iay-I childhood, and one after another tny died/until only Mark was left. And he hut four years old when our parents j | died. j ] education, studied the law, a.id bad} gradually won bis way to a position in ; 1 liis profession. And I had married, io-t ; 1 my iiushand. and returned after an al>- , I keeper- . i It was just after Mark liad tluished bis J studies, and been udmltted to the bar, j I a last he met Alice Arnold. She bad come I Fthat Alice come e •'

to Olaymont to visit her aunt, a near neighbor and an Old friend of oura, and j her beauty won Its way to my heart a* j J surely as it did to Mark's. She war lilt1 j most timid, gentle creature I ever saw, I ' bcr color flitting if yen spoke to her, tier j J low and almost plaintive in lis timidity. ' Miss Arnold, a strong, energetic old I maid, seemed actually to terrify bar by 1 her short, brusque manner, but she clung j to inc from the 111 si hour of our friend- j 1 ship. Children generally like mt, and she j ! was little more than a child. Yet wh>n j : she became more Intimate, and camel' often to pass whole days with inc. I fOttnd that below the .trighti ncd, timid that had hem carefully cultivated. ' and a sweet womanly nature. She was an enthusiastic musician and a fine pltnIst. but rould not sing. Nothing delighted her more than to play for Mark And myself, to ting duets, or If 1 was .droit or V..-J , ... .tea. *«_w ~_o. rich baritone voice, the music lie loved. I asked myself, after she liad ended her summer visit, if she was a croquette, cruel, heartless flirt, win would win * man's heart only to op" •» Aod, in my bitterness then, I though l sl« was. later years I acqultl-d her of the crime. 1 believe she had ni suspicion that Mark loved her. lie was always grave and reserved, and, although be was but twenty-three at that time, had the air and bearing of a modi older man. And I being really so much her senior, 1 think Alice looked upon us both as rather elderly people, aad was far more free and confidential than she would have been if *be!ookcd.oponjMark as a young man and a lover. But Mark, who liad nevercared before for any of our girl friends, gave to Alice .Arnold all the store of love his heart could ever offer. I knew It, for Mark had made me ids coulldrntial friend all Ins life, and string her shy pleasure in his presence, Ihe iutercst she took in his puoults, her gentle aceeptaooa of his grave ifflentiooa, 1 thought h$i love was returned, and was litppy In the expectation of a nearer, Closer tic between the sweet, loving girl and myself. But, just before she lett Osjroom. Mark, telling her his love, WAS answered by the tidings that she was engaged to be mtrried. She was dreadfully distressed, coming to me to sob out ber regret that Mark loved.her, but loyally asserting her own love for ber betrothed. Alter she hail left us, Miss Arnold took - me into confidence. She told me thai her niece was an | heiress, and her mother was a fool. 1 i am quo'ing Mist Arnold! She said thai Henry Parker, the man who bad *°° I Alice's childish lore, was a showy handsome fellow of Whom the family knew '■ nothing, but who wat distrusted by all of them, excepting the mother, who should have be n the girl's protector bul was completely fasdea ed by Hie lover', attentions to herself. Mark said bul little to me. hut I knew that be suffered keenly. He made some Inquiries In the ci y about Henry Parker, i. and was convinced that he was an ad. j venturer. I think my brother cou'd | -have 1 tome Ills own burden better II AUce bail chosen a man worthy of fa.r lore, but lie feared for ber future happinew. thinking ber betrothed bad dazzled her imagination, rather- than won her heart. When we received carda for the wedding. 1 thought of refuting to attend, but Mart decided lo go. and wt sent our wedding gift, mid went up to town to be a the ceremony to the church, and the wedding breakfast afterward. 1 could ^ not .wonder when I »w Henry Ihuker : that he had won Alice's love. He was superbly handsome, and had the winning . manner calculated to change berUmjdlty tot^ji trusting lore. And he look the love and utt ltwi do •i betray both, to change the lore to rtrod- ' daring horror, the confiding trust to a ' shrinking fear. LHtU. by liUleths poor

dftesf^ptlsctl. and the charm of a full purse wibVonethMt had attracted him j_ to ha wife. I*robably a-falhcr or a gu»rdtaii wotHi! have protected Alice's for. y tune after marriage, bat 'it was in ber j own control, her mother' being Jter only J guanllutv And' l^emx Ihirk. r spent it 4 freelyt it first lu.* profuse st.vlq of Ity. lutr. inXuxufie* his wife could sliase, hut r later to gambling and low vice", traveling the downward path with fiwriql Inpitfll v.' ed his wife, who returned tahrr mother. v" and if year Tater the newspapers gave her n 'be act-0'inl of his death in a conrinrntal ,. ! gamblin^-r.tpm. when- be was shot to a • ,r It was after a Tcjr of widowhood thai Alice Ihtrkrr came once more trf'Clayn mont, her sweet face pale and aad, and i, her blue eyes often dreamily mournful. V i and graver tluin in her girlhood. ,l The long bright summer passed liapy pily, and to September Alice wat to rc0 turn 10 ber motbt-r to prepare for a quiet a wedding. n *fy brotlier was to be tbc happy man .. ll waa Uie evening before she was to 1' leave us that Miss ArooTJ Invited Mailt" 1 and myself to tea. \Yc were in Ike ait- „ ting room early in the evening, when a „ gentleman asked for Mrs. Parker, and Alice turoed very white as she intro- „ | ductal Mr. George Parker. f ! aside to me. "He war always very kind „ I For a few moments after Ids inlrodtie- , : Hon Mr. Porker rat in an embarrassed " i "I do not know whether my news will .. I be good news or bad news in 'you. Allle. s ! after bearing it myself, that Harry is not

death, slit- raid, steadily, "Why did [' ! he conceal it from me •" r . "lie did not intent ioually. He was „ left for dead, aud aftcrwnrtl taken to a j, , , hospital. Init as Iw got better In other , , j HiSt Jit- recovered his (Unity enough b. 1 1 brought hint to my house. He i« strong „ . j and well, and n.ks for you to goto him." t , J 'Yes ; 1 shall go to mother's to.mor. | . Tlie re stvtiied no question of Iter duty , , | her purr heart, toil tlie liopeles. miser l' witness. Mr. Parker left in time f.« an , ' Arnold took m. to ber own room to l.«.k I "Tl is for the Inst time. I know Alloc. , ' "T/TT mart^T "P'r"' "['r I P<!Xn<?w' bA'keluto "bluer weeping to. ' j gelher, for as tleeply as she grieved for ( Alice did 1 .grieve for my brother. ' Tdld not see Alice again. Mark met , me in the hail, and saying to Miss Arnold , ' "Go to to her — comfort her if you can." | ; he drew my hand through his arm and " led inc out of the honse. • | ( Tlint was just one week ago. Tojlsy i r, we read to the local papers this para- | I grspk s I "Mrs. Henry Parker, residing at 23! j - street, 8. W., was found dead In bcr l room from the effects of an overdose of i c hloral. Tlie dose was probably taken j " aecldently, as Mrs. Parker had been suf. fcring from insomnia, and using chlorai to produce sleep." e Mark it locked to his room, and even 1 dare not intrude upon htm, or ask the question thit haunts me. Was tin ^ overdose taken by accident, or io a ma II ment of utter despair ? " Delivered Aooordln* to Contract. , A. 11. I^broke, of Foicroft, on'* t swapped -an old wagon wltlf Farmer _ Graves for four onrtls of wood. • Grave. e signed a contract written by f^brokr. in the effect that OrETes should d liver Le. , broke four cords of merchantable wood. ^ Where the wood should be delivered : -sr;ri went by and lohrokt- J . received no wood. Happening in Guil p ford he asked the old man about It. I "Oh, yes," raid Graves, "I've cut your k wood aud It's as nice a lot of wood as ever you saw. Too just come and look „ at 1L" He took Lebroko into the woods and .. showed him four cords of excellent cordwood, piled up to the forest. I "There, Squire Lebroke," said he, "I B deliver that wood to you." Taming to II a neighbor who bad accompanied him. B. he added, "And I want you to witness J( that I deliver this wood to Mr. Lebroke. ' ,t The senator liad to hire a teamster to haul the wood to Foxeroft. He rays It f was the first and only time he erer waa beaten on a contract that he wrote htmr Klt.-rrfyAtmiB*-) JnrjtaL ,t k Why Shs Was Worrtad. — JTItiwnalrc MP-Aftl- gaotf moror ing. Bridget. You look worried, y. Dridget — fcare, eUr -your - h antHnX I. .geraniums around there are all spoiled. ,n "Mv store! After oh my trouble. How did it ioppen V 1. • - Your daughter fell oet tliem, «0>* . j "RpB on them ! Why, bow could it sheP' "It wsk jumping out of the window ic night, tur." Id "Great snakes! Why did she do er tbotr „ "To elope with the gardener, sur."— tg World. !J To make chUdrea heollhr use plenty c MigfwSS«r»!.SiS d- Cough Bynip to cam ol croup. fjf "Wen, he ™ considered a man or & large calibre." "Tee, large nffiter. and [ tola very smooth bore

11 Savage Man Makers. " In the collection recently taken to I'enmark from the east const 'of Gfjcn-, land by Cept. H"lm, are several object* * lhat have excited thy asinnislimrnt of I several Knropean ^etigfaphers. Thqy I are maps made by"! ho natife*. The ■ maps arc made by tbeir rude cutting implements on boards that drifted asl.ore. . *. The were fount! among the natives who " I. re al -ng the shores of a deep fiord near the most northern point attained by i ■ Holm. Only too or twelve of these 400 i people have ever visited th • Danish set- ' I I tlemrnts in South (lie. -n'a «1. owing to a I '■ stretch of glaciers and i e fields which ' 1 irViMt i"l,"d them front the I ' until recently. They had never seen a ' 1 white man until Holm and I)r. Knutztn I came among them. i ' 8-tme of these curious maps, C'apt. ' H rim says, repr. sents unite accurately - the contour of tETStiat. wfiF 'nlT Tts ' miny big aad little imientatiooa, along t 1 which they live. Gthet maps give the outlines of islands lying near Ihe coast, i 1 anJjihc explorers say the map. rrproducc the shape of the islands witii a good dcL grcc of. fidelity. ( The existence of these maps among a savage and almost unknown people .has 1 aroused much Interest, ami some geog- ' r.tphcra have express d the op uton that • they were not the work of the Kast 1 Greenland natives. Mr. Uanseu Blang- i • stcd. for tostam-e, suggests the theory t that some turvivorfrom UrohipLilloise, 1 which years ago started for Ea*t Green- t ' land and never returned, may have lived I and died on the coast at Angmagsalik I • fiord, and that he may have made these I maps. This suggestion 1* Very far. r p K<quitnaux have more talent for cartog- r r.tpliv than is often found among untu- I 1 1 red ravages. Dr. Hall, for instance, to ' explorations north of Hudson liey 1 found one or two of the rude native charts of a part of that region somewhat t * serviceable, and at least one of i hem baa | ' rrprotluced to the reports of his ' work published by the Lulled States i Whom Not to Truat. ®

An old authority lays it down as a f general rule that lite lelail dealers s stioulil trust only under peculiar or par- f ricul.tr circumstances, and llten qever to j First People of extra ragsnt'IteS Idle' e 1.Ht.lts whose means of support is not 1 p'nlnly visible. s Second Those who arc iuteniprratc t or the victims of other persons) vices, j - 1 licit di«i|u*hfy litem front properly at- ; tending to business. Third -People in ill-health, especially when life is much endangered. Fourth— Minora and married women | who are not legally responsible for their t "liligations. ' ' ' | Fifth Men without families,, who find ■> 'rouble in making quick change of t Sixth- Slrangcrs.citiierwith or without i families, who drop down into o commun- j ty without ltcing able to learn who they ' are. wbal they are, wliat they have done i or are doing, or what their resources are for a livelihood. I Seventh - Persons who live by spccu- i cnterprisea where they have nothing to loose —aa moneyless' eontiae.tors. produce speculators, gamhiera, and the ■ Lastly— In general, all those who have' ", lived to 00 years of age show no desire accumulate anything towards sn»taln- 1 themselves on the down hill of life. Why H«t Mover Missed, sinenj Artns. , "The prairies of the West are g'eat , places for wind," raid a telegraph operator. "1 used to have a .atatim otft in Neltraaka, right out to tlie o pen-prairie; tnd the aray the artod blowed IMre was ■ eatit.on. But It waa a lucky wind for tie. At a station altout thirteen miles west my gi. I Mves, and as I had no Banr lay trains or business of any kind I used ' o go up there and stay over Bund ty. Hut a livery hone from Saturday nigh' 'o Monday morning cost roe too much money, aud so I rigged up a sail on an J dd tie-car. All I had to do Saturday -tight was to hoist my sail, push that lieear on the main track and in less than an hour T was at my journey's end. For -nnrc titan a year I went to see my git! r e- rry Saturday night by means of llist % will-car. I*retty sleek, wasn't It ?" t .' "Ye«, pretty sleek. But do you mean to ray that the wind blowed in tlie same j, direction every Saturday night during all that time ?" • Of course It donh." I "Well, how did you manage it those n niglit* when It blew in the other dlrectlonr t "Easv enough. "I had another girt at , a station fifteen miles east." 0 Popoorn ae aReoornlxed Food. , It la sold that a large port of the popcorn used to the world comes from llloomlngton. Ills., where the fartnertt wires and children used to consider It their perquisite. In 1884 thecrop wssso large that the prloe fell to two cents a * pound, aad then experiments were made , lo use 11 as a food rather tli|n a confernan. A former who fed Ms eowa with ' jtopcorn says they gsre more milk than 1 ever before. Others made "musk" of It, jtid fouDd.lt more palatable and nourtalt- ' 'fug than the ordinary article . Then the chemist analyzed ft and declared It to contain more albuminoids than most of r the othey cereals, so popcorn bids fair to o become a reoognlgyd diet. Took DOCK thsWsed. Mr. Itooeaschwetier (entering a country store)- Ah, how do you do, Mr. J*yhawk now rss tirade? Dake a cigtr. ,, Pesutiful vetheualo't It? Vontanygools t in our line, Mr. Jsyhawk? Ml J.— No, reckon not Store is oil stodfod dpi"" , , Mr. R— Isdc4so? Tm very sorry. May d n drouWe yon to gt re me dot cigar? I got to gtf »t to Mr. Gawk ogrora dor ray.

Hove Drunkaroa are Matte. < At a meeting In Philadelphia, dtuing ■, 'he week of-prayet. one of th» fptfttkers - ' ' rvljfcd this imlilvtil ; .. A lad was a,>p qached by one of lltuse dispensers of that, which deprives melt of their property and destroys both toaly and soul, who .solicited hira to come in. .to his place of dcstrncllon Nnd takes i glass of lemonade. The bey ItrsVU d, ■ but on being » -mired that lie Wotild get nothing but a glass or nice, sweet lemon1 ode. lie was induced to go in. Sure enough, he was offered what l,ad lie n promised him and nothing more. This was repeated several times, till al It ngth, the trap having been set, it was nowtime to spring It. Accordingly, the nim-reller began his work by dropping the glass of lemonade one drop of strong liquor, increasing it so us imperoepilhly to form In the lad a taste tor ft. As the hoy never paid for his drinks, one of the old customers of tbc place asked the landlord why he so favored him. He replied by saying, "Do you sec that fine mansion upon the hill yonder ? That bclonga to tbc boy's fnt'hcr. and will soon probably belong to him. aod '-tu n in. turn it may belong to me." Fiendish! Horrible! Along-headed. dccp-Uld scheme^ to ruin a family mid rob them of their property ; for c-rtainly such a scheme, ff successful, could be looked upon as nothing less than downright robberj". nnd a» mnclt a pcnniirnti&ry offence aB any other kind of rob. . But are not, all nimscllcrs alike in this respect? 1 ht!y do not carc who is who comes to grief, who suffers tbc pings of hunger and cold, who goes to a home of_strrow and wretchedness, whose children cry for bread, or whose wife is abused, or beaten, or murdered they bul fill their own coffers and on the fat of the land. — fexehangr. The Dollar Mark.

"What is the origin of the sign •?' for the American dollar ?" .wan the question propounded at a London dinner not long 'go. Tltt; A utcricxr. consul did not know , ncltticr did "anybody else present. An extensive rc-search resulted in this the. ory: The American dollar is token from the Bpanish dollar, and the sign is to lie course, in the associations of the dollar. On thcrevcisc side of a dollar la a representation of (he pillars of Hercules, and around each pitlar it a scroll with the inscription, "llus ultra." This device, in the course of time degenerated into the sign which dollars The scroll round the pitl&rs represents I Ik- two serpents sent by to destroy Hercules to the cradle. Ad Unsuccessful strike; The striking mania reached a colored - preacher in a town in Mississippi tlie ■ other day. and be arose before his con. gregation XfW raid: "Chlli'en, Pzc bin tryin' hard to preach dc gospel on two dollars a week, an' Ure raise the salary to three, orl xa gwinc to go out an' skirmish fur hogs sn" chickens "long wld dc res' of yon an' take my i clianees of gwlnc to Heaven ." i By a unanimous vole of the congregation it was decided lo continue the salary at two dollars and let bun skirmish,— ' H'oU Stmt A'ncs. Active Pushing nnd Reliable. Dr. H. A- Kennedy, can always lie . .relied upon to carry In stock the purest ' and best goods, and sustain tlie repula- ■ ration of being active, pushing and roll- . able, by recommending articles with weB established merit and such as are ' popular. Having the agency for the celebrated Dr. ..King's New Discovery tor consumption, colds and coughs, will sell it on a positive guarantee. It I will surely cure any and every affection of throat, lungs, or chest, and in order to prvve our claim, we ask you to cad 1 ana get a Trial Bottle Free. She fa Ignorant of Their Value", r "Le Dlggs. here's an ilCm I wish you i would rea-i to our landlady," remarked De Wlggs. I "What Is it about?" "About a man io Mississippi who sold i a petrified chicken for #20." i -'What do you want that read to Iter i ter?" i- "Why. don't you see, if she finds out . she can git #20 apiece for petrified cbirkII ens she won't serve any more up for r dinner."— PiUAurg Chronielt- TrUqrapk. I Better than Vacation. ' This is pre-eminently the vacation mo ith, when thousands seek rest and n recrcati -n. But to41ioae who suffer the depressing effects of summer debility, r tlie disagreeable symptoms of scrofula, P 'he to tores of bi-lousness, dyspepsia or «iek headache, there Is tnore pain than pleasure to leaving home. To such we rav. give Hoofs Btraaparilhi a trial. It will purify your blrod, tone np and '- strengthen your body, expel every trace of scrofula, correct biliousness, andfooslt iilvcly cure dyspepsia or tick headache. Take It before you go and you will enjoy y.ror vacstioo a thousand fold • CRy Belle (pointing to a wild plant)— "What's that?" Country Cousin:— n "Toot's milkweed." City Belle— "Oh, yes, what you feed the cows an I supIt P°"-" ; ' o How is your buck ? It It aches put on s Hop Phutrr. For Crick. Stitches, Ubvumatiun, I'alns to the Side or lllp. Chest and Lung difficulties or sore-ens '- in any part, n itldug equals this porous h pUrtcr for curing pitin an straogtbouiga. 0 Fresh Hops, Burgundy Pitch, and BaL rams combined. 23c. aniggftts. 1 A gentleman, with card case to his e hand to house porter— "Are Mr. and ° MrxX.it home P "Yea, sir." "Ah! if Well, then EU qdl some other time." 0 tfhat is more disagreeable to s lady than to kno* that ber hair has not only lost Its color, but Is full of dandruff ? Yet such was the cose with mine until i used Parker's llalr Balsam. My hair Is now black and perfectly clean and - glossy.— Mrs. e. Sweeny, Chicago. • After much resaarcb and Investigation * we are convinced that the boarding, house chickens are botched- from hard II kxUsdeggs. Summer coughs and colds generally y come to stay, but the use of Red Star « Cough Core ta variably drives them away. Safe, prompt, sure.