Wa.unx For tn« Train, ^ Gentle render, rtirt J-n-i *vrr no Ice tbe f man who W waltiitg'for the train ? He walks into the depot, noil after wanderIng around and gating at all flic time- f tables, he rita (lown with a eigh and j begins to read hts paper; bpt liefofe be ^ m»n being bitten t . death by New Jersey moarjuiloer, be iit^in hla feet again. He ' . horriea up to' tlm ■ window of the ticket ^ oBce. and inquire : .'.■la there a traiR for New flaven at-"J-cari." ' „ • | c TJieii he goes I«ek lo hie aeal again, (, but ahddantj" he JooKa ttp again at the ,, clock, -tuid hurrire again "to the ticket offltje wrifti toa inquiry : , ]; '•Js that' clock right ?" "Tea, air." a Here he Wanders out on'the platform, » and walks up and' down a few times, bat the impulse is too strong, and he again approaches the peddler of tickets, y "J anppose the train Is on time t--tlay?" j, "Tea, air." , 0 "All rigtil. Thank you." • Tliia time he goes to where be left Ills gripsack and paper, and more* them to . another scat, and hating arranged them io Kta MlisfacUon, he again ncars the ticket window. "Is that ice-water in the cooler there!" "Yea, fir." • Much oblige^. You -ay fhe train is on time ?" _ "Yes, sir." "And you're eu re about tbe clock be- i ing right?" _ "Yes, nr." 1 "Tlicre--is I hit myiraln coming in I "Tee, till" "AH right. Thanks." And then the patient ticket agent closes the window ami alts dewn to wait , for the nest flcud who wants to take the , train. -Attaay Argru. Wives I Mothers I Daughters 1 j He y6nr own physician I A lady who j for vcars suffered torments worse than death from Uterine Troubles, Falling of [ the Womb, Leucorrhoea, Suppressions, j Ac., and who liad^ despaired of ^bcing j iSlrSiS' subject- jinghcr womanly modesty to the shock of mi examination by a physician. An Illustrated treatise, prescriptions, and . full directions for use, sent free to any address, securely sealed. Send two cent stamp. Address, naming this paper. Mns. W. 0. Houon. 938 Broad wsy, N. Y. N. Y.

A Missouri Execution. "Aren't executions a part of your duties that you'd rather dUpease.witb?" asked an Eastern friend of a Missouri sheriff. "I never perform any executions." "Why, I thought nearly all sbeiUI# i were occasionally obliged to hang tome j , "You forget that thi&Js Missouri. AU j _i-hAtc.lu-dpJa.to make a sliowot defend ; ing the Jail keys and then handing them ; over to the boys at last. They sttend lo j everything after that." L_ ' ' j , j Worwisrful Cures. . W. D. Hoyt ft Co.. Wholesale and ! Retail 'DregeiaM of Home, Oa., say: I Wc hare been selling Ihv King's New ! Discovery, Electric lHtters and Buck- 1 len's Ant ca^&aivc for two years. Have j or give such universal satisfaction. ] There h.ve been some wonderful .OOfMO effected by these medicines in this uity. .Several cases of pronounced Consnmyv I trie Bitters. We guarantee them al- 1 ways. Sold by Dr. H- A. Kennedy. . , I "1 hear tbst^you were conipleie'y burned out, Bigflgger. I/Wt everything; I sutfpow?" "Oh. no! House gone, of roup*, hut" all nyjumjlure and personal effect" were saveth Every tAIngitfllkcr. exerpl Ike • ^IsssmfS^ • play on it •."—I'UlaMpU* CuU. WW sbs wtss CAM, An «M to Caetieta. When iUhwis.lll».a. olasg «» CaefeU. The editor of the Corvcnria. Tex. . 06arrrrr My, 0. F. Miller, had a revere attack of rheumatism in titk left kne-v which became so swollen soil pdhiful. that he coritd ndf -stalk vp the .mm. He writes tlud after a few applications of St. Jsoobs OU, the pain entirely dis , appeared, and the knee assumed its "Yen must take this vewHfor a love affair," said the captain to a spoony codpfe. who were monopolising the only chair on the qusrtcr deck. "This Is no court «*£ Those who are suffering from t beuraatlsm will II ml in Vinegar Bitten a remedy that i/il^mg^rf^aniUvrntiully health Wita msrveloiis qtmlllU-s. have given their testimony to that effect. Mistress : "Bridget, did you hear me < call?" Bridget: "Yin, mum ; bat yon ' lowMtBethe other day wet leanssvee ; j Success' through our minister. It cured I myself and wife of the Itch, and my I £7S "Yes," observed Mrs. Grip, "we kin- j dergot tired of gsa, snd now we're goin* J to have the house lit with clandestine electric lights" truthfully aay that it mired me. I still I use it for ita splendid effect on my gen- I end healthy H. K. Lynd, Chicago. ' It must have bsen quite natural to 1W 4 Holmes to be "a contributor lo the At. lantle ow his voyage." a aerUona'fL porem'says "iln'o raves' J sr|?sr^'£:j"a'« i . P"*" -"H -*g was probably braidt himself iui the time. \ For Earache, TooUmche, Soar Tbtoal. 4 Swelled Neck, and the results of cold '

Counting the Cakes. Young Alheric had Just ^on aarSedsl at bis school. . , In lienor of the event his parents had : asked a few friends to pass the evening. * tea Urns some Cakes were handed ' r.:und,of which the young student was They were passed again to a lady guest, who modestly replied : I "No,- thanks. I couldn't think of eatanother. I'm sure I don't know how At which Albcric could not help ex "Well, tben, 1 do. I counted. You have eaten eight."— French paper. | Little Tommy Knew the Facts. As- young Smffhers moved- out the card-taWeJie asked easusily : "Where is thnl bright-red table-cover you used , to have V I always liked that." "You wouldn't-likcU now." Interposed' Tommy. - ' 'Tommy," said Ilia dialer Clara, "run J away and play, there's a dear." "I won't," answered Tommy. "Sister's-" " '8h. Tommy, hash." "Won't!" snswrred Tommy again. I And, as he was hustled from the room, I out'en that tabic cloth I" Red Star (0UGH(URk ! ru, t!mA irrasRvl""". IurI*. 2Kcts. PROMPT .faiU ^ Ml !|EPpAN|EMgf ForPain^B^ Ss

/VtBM^i.nroiHMMYW£b\ j 1 1 ^ » I1CHIHC PILES , i Burdock siot)t8nto; ' Unl Mh k&un tf-StcL ' Burdock Blood Bitters i Weary, 'ng Bones. Burdock Bu»d Bitter; Dyspepsia. Or*T*:— I feel tt ray duty to say re sporting Burdock Blood Bit tars, that 111 the brat medicine I ever took. 1 suffer* two or three rears from stomach troubls and dysp< |uua as well safrom Liver a* kidney cm. -plaint. 1 was not able to at lend lo my businna. My wife waa afflict* io much the same way. We read of you — Bittera la tbe papers and made up ou minds that ws would Cry The rami iaretr.wifawBd I began tolmpsoee at ones and 1 am now able to do more hard wod than Iwfore in Un yaara. Itratievedm; _ I w. ffofflntrnwrni IU A I n 1*111 t mni nai *- r. fcynft. a*l«|'cSra|^«al«y t«* " rnuciiUDTiuc Tow wMqaUWr k-k&zsW&k

BENEZET & BRO., increased their capacity for storing goods at Ahcir large store. No. 19 Washington street, and are now prepared to give the public ' their lowest cash. prices in Hip Fpisli EM if Bisrrteijtlt glass. crockery. earthen ware, wood and willow ware. cutlery and silver ware. A full line of furniture at lowest prices. carpets, oil cloths, mattings. awntngs a specialty. Upholstering in all its branches. Refrigerators for, sale or. rent. Children's coaches for rent. Til Sniit FiiiUn, Stem ni Has Fittiifi Tubular Wells driven at sfiort notice. , j. h. benezet A bro., No 10 Washington St. - Cape May. City. N. J. PLANING MILL, SASH FACTORY & LUMBER YARDS. MAWOFACrniReKS OF „ ... Doors, Sash. Blinds, Shutters, Moulding, &c. or wklci. we bare a large atocX bow 00 hand, a oor warerooma. ready tor Immedate ahlpmcaL BRACKSTS, SCROLL WORI, TDRHIHGS. ETC., BUILDING LUMBER OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. WILLIAM C. SCUDDER & SON. FBONT XSD FgPkR.VL 8TRKBT8. CAMORM. N. J. )r,« The Best is the Cheaoest! BENEZETS BOOTS AND SILOES, 51 Washington Street. Cap* May.VkjI. . note agent for Oapa May for the Cclabratad rS^"WA'LKER SHOE." JsffKOSfAiA' Wv Dana a apreialty of Fine Bhon for LadUa and Mlaaaa. rem. W. II. DKNEZET.

BOOTS AND SHOES! UrgeM and Moat ComplataBtock of Good, Cheap Boota and Shorn la Cape Hay Co. style quality and price cannot be surpassed. oooda that dnnt Fit or FMaaa, wtlt ba exehangad or money refunded. .ONE PRICE OlSTLY, nya.'rrtTO'r^tTs; SBB OUK *J« OAITFBb. ALSO, A FULL SUPPLY OF FINE WALL-PAPERS eatable for OiatagWHnaei «c tUMtdiat-auue Oallaad prtoanmplaMforeparcbaalagelaewher ELDREDGE JOHNSON, «B WABHIWOTON STREET. Just Received a Large Lot of WAUif^i&JS?P^RS DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, GROCERIES, HARDWARE. WOOD AND WILLOW-WARE. FAMI CY'FLOUR, HBAUUOHT Oik PAINTS. OIL. HATTING, OIL CLOTH, Ac. WM. TOWN8END, *hlMf Gov- WaabWigton » Ocean Btnvaai cape Hay cuy. MOST RELI ABIE FI RE INSURANCE AGENCY IN wAPE MAY COUNTY. OUT First OBCBHrisftrsatei Rates as Low as in any other Companies. from any put of lb. oounty "Hi receive prompt a Ilea tire. jPPMnapP\ W. 8COTT HAND, Affent, ■ a " » - nw- CAFB HAT COURT HOCag. N. 1. HAUL' XL K. LANIIIH. C ALTON L LAN DIB. 8. L- OA BUt. Special Fanner. — LANDIS & CO.,(l)Dtaaa*«a to GHATBIIX A CO.J Whelaaala Oaalen la' Wood and -Willow-ware, Carpets, Oil-cloths, ROPB8, TWINBS, COTTON BATS, BRU8HE8, 4c. CARRIAGES OF ALL KINDS HANDLED. am maIikxt btrbtt, and <ij uxkcuant ktnxxt. rniLA. GOFF & smith,' HANUFAOrPSKRK AND SHIPFXRV OF brick, potters and buff clay LOWEST OA8H PRICES. , at BrllrplalD aad *1 relit Title, N. J. OHre, Baltlfa Oracerx More, a* ft BraaB Ma^ HlllvlU* I WILLUB B. Maw, Agent. OKDBBB BT HAH. WILL RXCBtTB.FKOHFT ATTXSTION, .Ut-y ^ m. D. GOULD, HARDWARE. STOVES, RANGES, Etc. TIN ROOFING. GUTTERING AND SPOUTING. PAINTS. OILS AND VARNISHES. Flky ^ TATLQg ATHXUX. nOLLT BBACH- V.J. 3« '.THOMAS DEPUV, 35 35 North Second Street, Philadelphia, HXW DBStGNB IX THE KNtlLlHH AND AHCHK'AN CARPETS! CARPETS! AJ«» a tarea Bae ef WtPTDNN MOqCgTTlx _ ANO UPT HHOTBXLB. ft Ore Hi* HMtaa at the Nearly Opposite Christ Qhurch, East Side, OS NRHER ARCH* MARKET 8T8, PHI LAD A. 35 ,

PIANO AND ORGAN ; 28 Washington Street, Cape May, N. J. f ESTEY ORGAN, |||l|g|!l LIGHT NEW HiwACHll I BaaamagnlBeeatraeord. Tbeae excetient Haebutea are for aale only at the i NEWS STAND OF R. F. HORNER. . P1ANOH. AtHtJANg and BBWINO^ MACUINXB fre^ BBLX. . HXffT ar BXCBANUt Brtd 6u raay mm. EEPMRIHG.^SifiGcf FINDIK&S and NEW PARTS. ■jHO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS iand SEWING MACHINES A SPECIALTY, ' THE LEADING NEWS STAND , | B. F.HORNER. Prop'ri The Great Bargain House IX TUB NBW KXtCKKBBOOKBK BCILMM08. ■ NO. 80 WABHJNGTON STREET. CAPE MAY, N. J. 1KM final Broils in Q0ESNS.& GL4SSW ARS, IfflfrmtP ln °ld Fashioned EARTHENWARE. _ wnwmtHFi'i. a % rtn a lam lb a fall aamrun^oM^MIUUJlNF <|ntH!CBTaan.l UUHXBUB FiyE C£NT C0UNTEr , Of KxtrmonUnary Aaniruaeni. We aleo have a Larga TEN CENT COUNTER I IMMENSE BARGAINS IN TIN WARE EitraortinarY Bargains in Wood and WillowjWare., Real Oenuine Bargains To large and ama" qnanttuea. vturvDOtv m.ASU tn an Uiaa.^Orv«T BMgatm^tn^irtlreat variety M . er=em«do SMITH & CO. The Fitzgerald Self-Guaging Oil Tank WILL SAVE ITS COST IN A SHORT TIME. GAS MACHINES

■For Lighting Country Residences. ' mmm GASOLINE. GAS and OIL STOVES, ' p. J. FITZGERALD, BolcProprlelarnnd Jfannfnetarer, > 23 and 25 South Fourth Street.^ , ICE! ICE! ICE! THE KNICKEEBOCKEKICE CO., OF PHILADELPHIA. BUPPLY HOTELS. RX8TAURANTS AN11 COTTAOB8 WITH | PURE EASTERN ICE. .COAL! COAL! COAL! BEST QUALfTT. CARBFOLLY PRRPARRtt FOB K.V*".Y UHB, AND FULL WEIGHT GUARANTEED AT $6.00 PER TON. • WABH1NGTON 8TRXXT Above OCEAN, CAPE FAT. W.J. SASH AND DOOR DEPOT, me undersigned preparat to rurnieh all Klnda of MILL- WORK Doors, M, Blinds, Slrattnrs, Monlflings, srwns, Etc. DOOR AND WINDOW FRAMES A SPECIALTY. A. L. CONNER. apl-y Turnpike near Bridge. Cape Xgy CtttgN.J. KIMBALL PRINCE SCO-. LUMSfcR MERCHANTS, AND MANUFACTURERS OP MILL - WORK. Rcckland Lime, Cement, Etc., Etc.. KIMBALL, PRINCE A COIIHV II YARD AT MILLVtLt-K. VINELAND, N. J. C. B. COLES, LUMBER MERCHANT, Doors, Sash, Blinds, Mouldings, Boxes, &c. BRACKETS. AND SCROLL SAWING. Office, No. 14 Kaighn's Avenue. Camden. N. J. k'8-T p- & 5 . k Ml the Honors. Kit iitfejo ,!lii if^SII8 ||1 !!| | ar^»l al II I isst ■rf«mr " GEO. M. POWELL, MERCHANT TAILOR, No. 1 5 Decatur Street, 0«pe May City,

■■yjXSO: JER&EY RAILBOAD. TIME TABLE tN EFFECT OCT. 4 b. 1SS». Tra na wtU leave Cape May . ■ foUow* for aKiaasss .ear mMsss 1 4.00 S ?irS'S.'£'»:,'£!Kl:^ . b«,°or^d)N^5^aV^5aJx>«,ioe iSt | sunday trains. 3.30 HivEE frum palladblpbla. aSTee-riL^ | I ^^^^iwmmenitan^^^^GetL^w^AaBnt. i ptsfrllanfons. ■ «^THE LIPHT RH>.;tlNQ^ | ' SEWING-MACHINE HAS NO EQUAL. I °ERFECT SATISFACTION j Net Horns Sstoj MacMie Co. I — O RANGE, MASS.— 30 Union Sevan, H. Y. Cblearo, li Si. Ire!., No. Aibela, Gl DCit, Io. Ssn Franehte, CaL faj?t.c^ D=Z k L A D I E S) i §3^^ v -

UUINEPTUS! "'t^r'SSJtlj The Aoadcmic Pharmacentic Co.. L03D0X AMI XKW lOKK. ! 533-336 WASHINGTON ST., NFW YORK CITY. I V R ELIXIR. Apprevvd'by IhahlgheBt iiH-dtcal autitorlilea. ^k»ia tn Uta hpapltniB In every pan ol Eepvlally^rtpM U.Jndlre. chUdren aad Entirely vecetablc ; free from luirmfal druga.In Handsome Packages, Price 50 Ct». V IVepared nolely by TV Roy hi I'liafuiaceutic Co., f LONDON AND NEW YORK. ISO, 132, 134 Charlton St ROYALPILLS. . Same nH^tMl^rcperUf- a> roval Euxn. FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. REMEMBER THE BIC POOR! Vinegar Bittera CORDIAL,] J S Oe. f Vinegar Bittera P0WDER3. : - down. so*. Vinegar Blttara, old »yk-. bitter i«ur. »1.00 The Wortd'a Groat Blood Purifier and Life Giving Principle. Only Temperance Litters Known, "/amity Megleln^or lire 'tV eHd. R.H. MeOonalrt DrneCo.. Proprtetara yirMt Hard. 0APK MAY CITY M A li B 1. E WORK8, 8. B. Cor. UaUrvre* Trace A Turnpike. I I ■OHUBRNVb, TOMBSTONXB, STEPPING ^atlkU^ofH^r^gm^hePjv. j

CloHHutj JXtyatkH JBESTMAIim) mm hincW ■ 'utifcumt \1' I SI^TH JVl j CHESTNUT SI " srilttm. ! pahkeh'e j JEgM hatr balsam^ : Humphreys' kl-uuul i.l til DiseAsen, I "l|E&«T:: :8 ■ r. ; : _ jteSBSaav—i- a homeopathic • i s specifics.

'CANCER8CANBE cuim, CANCERS^ CATARRH piles and fistula diseases of wo'sen"" saajKk'^SiS1' Mm PUMP!_kst inLATCHLEY'S if TRIPLE ENAMEL dporceuinlined HiifPUMP c. c. blatchley, ^MARKET _ 8T?7 Pwiedelph jjk Paynes' AHiDciaac Eagnie? * ^■^^J^elo^.Aw^k^y^Atrael A®!. mwyoemES f^bWr'^iiLdditofk] bameee peMUrai. entnrii «-Ui KiiiSi ms