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VOLUME XXXII.

CAPE MAT CITY. NEW. JERSEY. SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 6. 1886.

-WHOLE NUMBER. 1676.

.rcauUMUl 'vlHLT. ST O/VPO M A.-V OITr. 3. ■ > 1 -50 a y»r in Advance. a.oo i <1.1 WHI.V hot 7H0.It lofpin. j . Irtfctttaul fcards. FTDouoi-ASS, I — - i i ATTORNEY AT-L AW , SOLICITOR r*%!A!»CKKT ,ir (.srVMiT cmm" ALTER A. HARROWS, , ATTORNEY ATI. A W SOLItflTOK IN ^ ^ TAR J. F.1.KAMIN0 A SON, / DENTISTS j cu« *AT «•«» c s'reeia, Tin— 'tiy ■tw on III WMwIii "H"- [ " CUTO Mir door Horn— T>o7vl«7» »»•' »«- ( "'iwSkm*Tiu» •rntm. JAMBS M. B. HILDBETH. f ATTORN EY-AT-LA W AND SOLICITOR. MAATKK AND BY A MIN BR IN f C8AR0RT. '«« U Do « WlAlimil SUM. On* «•! 1U..N.7. "Mf < j JKRBERT W.JSDMUNDb, ATTORN EY-AT-LA W | OUCITOR AND MARTIN IN CHANCERY, ""^OR*.0 <W <YtJ. N. J. «"-? A vCara Coarl Bomb. Tat-tars sail TrtOsru. IttShifSS Cards. ^TNOH R. WILLIAMS. a ARCHITECT AND BUILDER. WILL HAII DRAWINGS, AND SUPIRIM- , PIND OR CONTRACT. orpicm-H wmWjiio® sl. cape »'i, nj, ^ B. LITTLE, I PRACTICAL PAINTER AND GLAZIER, CAP! WATnTY^N.J. , p>EUBEN TOWNSEND. MUTUALFIRE INSURANCE CO. | <MBr* II Capo M*| Court Il'vnse, N.J. I«l-J J tpLORAL VILLA, CAP! AVHN1IC, NIAR TUg BBACH. j OA PI N \T POINT. N. J. ( THIRTY ROOM A OPEN All THE YRAR. 'PERMS MonlUATE. mm- *. I- HPRINOIR. Prop QRGANB AND SEWING MA- , B. F. HORNER. PISIIIB ORGANS J SEWIKG MiCHIHES r N" " w-ww"w ".L." "5SW.M.T PICTURII Ho., Kir. ""fan om»ilMr~'io lAr Pallet l»5!is no"' l\W onn >Un> ig tee uaur-i reoMpt irkl-p-ir* iwn"*. J

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■j ^attrUl, . | j j JEREMIAH B.SCHELLENGEB-S j 1PMBER YARj)| f.'hrrr mar M rooad ihr Urxw unci: at Lam- , Bor in Ihr aounlj, or ererr qaollir lo ran tor '.oo,™ pbbt whitb pd»a " / wa.ona PI.AKTBKINIi LATH, f SniNOLBR.OP AIA BtNIW, j.; ploorinq, rRAMiurrcpr. pickets, ! J Lmnia roa Bnunaaaor bykkt liaaciir rioK j f-OKDBH* PROMPTLY KILLBH i i rS^SftSfSSfSrl!™ 10 6"e Lomhei ' I octu-lr 1. B. SCHKU-KSUKH. -I ! BUILDER'S SUPPLIES ■ i J AX i - r | A. SCHELLENGERS, ■ Bun, Sail, lilt®, Bliiii, | INOB AD WINDOW FEME, • Stair Work and Scroll Sawing. I | lo inoUirr Itn,' Bitilding Paper for SheattiiDg & Roofing, i NAILS, FRAME PULLEYS, i IstiHert HarSiare tt'Rasal. " ffoal, Vood, iimt, tlf COAUAND WOOD J. M. SCHELLENGER. (Sairip,r IIS A. NL'brllrn,rr) SCHKLLENIiRRH LANDINU, CAPS M AT. TMa MbaeHbar M(i loam, lo inform hu mraiM ^SmBBSKSB ; leiifli. Ea, Shi. Mill ml Phi i COAL, Pine, Oak and Hickory WooB ^ o3 It M. SCHYLLIOIUBH. ' TWlada. Businrs? (fard?. * A P PLiirT^ MMw ^w Ntfmmd »rt1~ m M. 3KBD0, p; FASHION AHl.E H ATTER, r* No. II NORTH SBITINO jri*., rill LA II A. ' "I NO KXTRA OHAROB PUB IIATS MAUC TO Jl ' ORDER. 9 1 I V on. BTIPP H ATS »», SPBCI AID T. i-io-r

HATS Al'.K M 1 THEY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES. HARRY KAT8EK, si ONE PRICE HATTER, •" No.ioWHitnMfONo rreirr. rafUDA. (Timdanrt l-do* M.rVrl v..) «-l J^'BT^CLEES »V.OO., cHira m school raanmBE. e rtllftMII. APPARAH'8 AND BOPPUBH. bijii-j Na lew Are# tore*. PModelpbla. J R "MATLACK, SO.C N.BBVBNTII HT. 1-fflLAHA. TEHfii COTTA DBAIH ffli SEXHi FIFE i nniMKRT top*, n mo on Aim caps, j C11IMNKY PUIBB. UAHDBST VASBS. CB- ! , MINT. CM. » , W^ronir. ! rral Lri.^in.l BM PI pel B^iba j !■ s. taipTis, PRACTICAL PLUMBER, ; GAS AND STEIll FITTER, : r No. -.1 Drcllur w.rrtl Com May CU|. |4 « CkaMra. Boaaa. r»oia««». Hweto. iTOr-L-ub | j , Gas, Water and Steam Pipes. I i» iMbwium or m. .1 Chemical Work A Lead Burning | : TERRA COTTA DRAINAGE ?. twy pnalaU^rmmo-T m dpi May our 1 , ^UBBOQ ATB'SOFF ICE rSrtaeapaatnilu*I,r I . bllHKIXJATB OP nil COUNTY OP 0U> at an omoe u capr May (Man Doum. on ; — T0B8DAY ANDSAYTHH4T ! sj RUPTURE I (p^BP^-PMrr A (XL. 1^1 8aub ATrtar^ H j "" TYYSPKPSI A — ITS NAT U R E, i

EZ ^llifat. • I Owe My Life. j I'Mv.lo n.r immnuncc.l mrvnrrd.biit | . j I got LL k ' iv rain, wlili l'.-rrili!i „ paJol in j m^tack anil lidm. am] I got so bud I i , • ! Ullrunk! ' *!i i From 83? Ha. to 190 : I 'imil been I \ ■ .I..ctorln- for my liver, but ii did mr i , j.no iOOil. 1 did not eX|M.i:l to live more , ' titoa throe im nthn. 1 l^enn lo ii«r Hop 1 . B|jnfo. ^ ^ ^ ptibbLn '" i tii'b 7 did To ill*, 'unicm I owe my r ; nr.'." | I I»PI«; /.Kr «, ' ^ R. miMTBR'S. L I raBimd mi"' '£ uk'i f Neuralgia, fomaie trouble, tor years in t Hie mnrl lorrible nnil exemdatins mnr- a No medicine or doctor could give me relief or curr until 1 usedHop Bitters. } "Tbo dm bottle :: Nearly cured mc.-'j ^ t strong as wben a child, ' —Ami I have Ixs-ii ivubtl rtarr 1 My tnisbiind ii' n« an Invalid for Ywenly ; " Kidncv, liver soil urinary complaint, | ' "Pronounced by Uosiui.'i best phvai- M him. nod 1 know of I , gr.AaTl^^L,"'"Thcv JmMl,Ud™ "lb! I J' a.L ■ (/ -. .- SS'wSS I' UTAiriBH t'^FEVERf|^ : 1 ^-FEVER Kl.rs CURAil BALM . /. ncf .7 Uy.id, muff or poirdrr. AppU" into iwiMi 1.1 qxikklv aborted. Ltflmnn A liny* inffammntirm. 11/aUtI.j . em. Dr*.T, , thrrrpnu oftatU ELY B80THERS, DrugKi«U,OwV«o,> V DON'T BE FRIGHTENED 1 VI harrBaK nhrnm, EryMpelas, Wrdy bbd mitlj to cored by.pplyint uKuully j palmer's "skin-success' iad III BSfknt Retell AatoUln Satew nix Fndsrscd and otrsrribcd br jblwirloM fee Salt Rheum, Remma, ■■ ■■ ■■'■ I -sbij ujutoA , i 2?Si tr^ferhSS ■ad all Ss Ereyi-ma, Ulewm, Soalda radBrmv

hRuTSomtx Trial Bex CSeeatt. frtainfyMr u rmcta,'er Serf Ite-T O „, PALMER CO., 122 Sural, PI. Y. CK,. n FORTY llitltP CAR*!, x5aaJ»*,"7J' ' vq*rt«a • Item terrt ilnilal, '(>> ' i«rWAr/e '> . ' ran T. J. MAVIS, Nawxu. Oil,. . muliBililnnVi'l " MWUInMdMMl y exhftusted vitality. Illustrative Sam !e Free. KIOW THYSELF, A OTO> Mb.Ilr.1 Wort on Maaluma. NerroM &S^S^&ssi.,iTs: i ^ \ I LLC8TKA TIY K MAMI'LK PRRK TO ALL Tonne ood mlddle-OBed : COCKLE'S ANTI-BILIOUS : PILLS *, ^EOHZATHrrOTiTHHHRlOt PI j sa Si . " ~ «♦

! Nona's Obedience: J A .lovely offernoon la ' iba spring.' . w'lreu ik>!m> air. ami tire fr. ali.brtgln . | toilcti of the b'lire nravic » kind of gala , | day-even on Broadway. - ' I " Philip Hayti ttood >f hi» office doon i I lhoOghlfnltr puiiing -on hi» ncnl fftlllv* 1 1 h gloves. I say "tKooghtfuHy" Uonse j . I that word d«crib«. bin stale of mind, j , 'which wo- Hint halting bctw.cn two J, ' opinion, a briber to go for Ilia uptown I | it' roll,- lave a cuBfort-Hlile dinner at the I , Westminister, and a little lllrlatlott with .le-sfe Mabin bficrwanis. or lo cross the . river" ami lake a irain for his hr.uh. rs . j lovely place in Jersey. He told himself, a, lie was bulfcoing his riglil-hnmi glove, that the cherries were. ripe, au.l I tliat ho really needed a little fresh air aud country inilk. Rut be knew of a far better rca-on. I yet, if he would have acknowledged ii : j i and what is more, other people km w it. . ' Brother WiU ww wise .uit.ugli "■ credit his sister-in-law witli Philip's re. . ■ IIHIIIBUIB amauM BBBUKIIIL biM hiuti - Nona Zabristn herself had a -hrewd I Philip llayrs came to the eount y io i j \tV!l. on tl.N particular ajlcrmsm Ihc I a half ufier toe gloves bad b.-cn lined to j I ; aairt^ they tme lahaa cM agata. iW ; • Nona said to Phihp. the chervr t'""- | ' and the evening star probable knew; but it was very delightful, and so satisfying house without any cherries at all. nn.l j presently there was a gtcat deal of hand- j making And kissing, which ended in a [ bottle of champagne and mutual good ! wishes. Well, after this, for a couple of week* limn' was no hesitating at (he office door. ; passion for U"-- country, and the airxw- : berry excu did just n* well as the| P Rut as the tvcalhcr grow better. I lie j I subject of summer resorts grew upper. : I., som. fashionable Virginia'! springs, and lie greatly deeired that hi. j ! little Nona ahoul.l go witli them. I To fell the truth, he did wish she was ' a little luure stylish, and w..uhl put up! her curls, and aband.A aprons, -and : ( dress like Jess:.- Maltin did. That wnnl.li , perfectiysatfefy Uiul, he thought. Yes. Nona'Zabriska dressed like.h '-lc Mai. in ' would leave him nothing to desire. ne went about lii» plans wiiii that lact • whklt young men who havgsidets easily acquire. A lit'le preaent from Tilfony's mid a modest check "Just for spending ■ money" made his ««cr Cecilia suiliI eienlly interested to bin project. "Nona is a dear Utile girl, Cecilia," lie , said. AH she wants is a more stalely': "H that is wlmt you desire. I'li.lip, j 1 why do you not marry Jessie Mabin ? I ; thought you liked her well enough." I "Because, Ceciie. I want a heart in"i shl\ the dress- a pure, fresh loving » "It seems to me " But here Ceciie stopped. She was wise enough to know she would bit "throw'-tg words i „

^ Tiie next dllHcuity was in make Nona ... understand his wishes, and Induce iter to n accept the invitation sent Iter by ins i, mother and sister, lie approached the ,| sulrjcct under the most favorablevirrnin- j, siuuces ; the moonlight did not betray n ronfusion. and his encircling arm ), held ber so close to hi. heart thatjie ha.! „ " "1 'am .! gU.L Nona, thai you ate going with Ceciie. I am sure it will „ you good." 'And then he stopped anil v kissed her for emphasis. u "1 go to please you. Philip. I am , quit! wcH: thank you " t "Oh! but I don't mran about ymlr , health, Nona- You little witch! who j. could have siteli Irrtght eyes ami red lips and not qnitr wrilf I mean about „ drew ana ^portment. and thssc kind of | „ thinga." I ' There was an ominous silence, and , then a low. grieved voice: "I don't , think I uodorstand yu, Philip " r "No, dears and upon the whole lam I glad you never understood so far. You , see. when we are married we shall live , in the citv, we trout dress and behave «« ; city popple do. Ceciie will show you all ab'«U St.-darllpg. so don't trouble jrmir pretty little head." "1 thought you liked me just as I am. ! J Philip. What i» wrong in the city that ■ is proper and pretty in the country . will you tcR me 2" "Certainly. Nona. Your iooso flowing j hair and short dressea; and your frank. familiar ways. a!l so perfectly charming L juat here, would ocrasiptf remark and I unpleasant ctUlclsnts in the city. I want my little girt to be a. fashionable ami stylish ao—aa— wWl. a. Jc»«'ie Mabin." I "Ah ! she is ynor ideal. i> ahe f" I Much more to the same purpoae, minI gird with kl'sm and compllmenU, ht.' | nothing in U dec Iverf the wonmled I woman'.- heart. For Nona, I hough I not a fashionable woman, was a true I woman, nevertheless, and understood I not only what had la-en said, bat also I ail that had been left to be inferred. I I; was not pwaible tor him to leave I hi* business entirely, but it had been nr. I rauged.that can* a month he waa to pay •J a few Bays' visit to the springs, and In — the intervals be refreshed and comforted by regular and plentiful supplies of lei tea. The snpplj was pretty fair the flret (week, but fell oft gradually afterward. ; until several days passed without any token of Nona, failli and memory. Siill l; he di.l not feel much troubled. He thought Uiat he quite underolood Nona's , j reasons, and at any rale be relied with i

implicit confidence on the effect which j 'Philip Hayes .in lira own proper pemon f ' r.oukl not Fall to make. The confluence did Met agree with i , event-. Il'.-arrived at the springs and ^ . ' foumtfTons out riding with Jack Chris- 1 tie— a yoting matt wltonv he jiarticulariy J , j dWIked for ids pretentious manner. He , on ' the piar.su when' tliey returned. ! ,, she kept iter eyes tn Jitek". face,' and , | pretended The greatest interest in liis ' t foolish conversation, for of two things j , .I'M - ,. -.'tended," and rernnit that' ' r ; Jack's conversation was "foolish." | , Then lie, utMccotintably and. as lie ' the" greeilng of the splendidly dressed | Nona who calmly and Nonchalantly ex- | tended the lips of her gloved fingers to , drawing out tiie while a pretty little assurance of being "ao glad to see , | Mr. Hayes," with the information that , "Ceciie baa been e*i>ecting him since the ( early morning train." tTcltcr— hr said, reproarlilhgly:]; "And jam. too. Nona V "Oh. dear, no, Mr. Hayes. It is quite. , at a time is sufficient." * L ^ Philip wa. shocked and silenced tor a , > trothrd. but she kept Jnrk Christie per- , 1 1 he belle? Jack Christie anil Kil. ■ about Iter. Positively they are, I'blh" "Well, so it is, yon know. Very flr-t j > families, and all that kind of tiling, you | But Philip was not. No, not at nil j i For from it, That nlghl at Uie bop Nona I •; pMurrwpw style which .latk Christie ! j audibly doclan-d to In- "just the thing," ■ • id glory beblml her, and gold and jewels j I tor a dam-. . Nana lrnd been engage 1^ - j In every - 1 -inc.- breakfast, and she re-; I. watcldng the apcial triumph ol lite fit- j Three miserable days of continual dj«. v to go back to New York ami -re N <na S no more until she returned to her eouni bye, and gave the regulation kiss to 0 I Nona, who received -it with perfect v'j placidity and many kind wishes for his j very earl) in the morning, the ladies' ,1,, I not expect to See bint again before his departure. t- As I hey passed out of the parlors Nona tenderness made her face beautiful, bcr ■- line parted, and she hesitated a moment <> a- if she would speak, but finally passed I'.Hir Pliilin ! He took Ida cicar and Pliiiip I look Ida

sat down on the dark, silent balcony, ol miserable enough: but in about half an a timid little figure stole through a tin- deserted room, and without warn- * nig laid Ic r hand upon Ids shoulder. He *' turned rapidly, all Uie paasl n, which had grown to deeper intensity in' bis * nuffhribg, bursting out in one implo ing « whisper, "Nona I'' 11 "PYUlp!" . » WaU, you know the enU. Philip d d I like tile fasliionable Nona at all; hiwbole heart cried out for Ills sweet natural girl that lie had never prised • nongh u !i!l lie Jielleved iter gone forever. J j e t mngleii cnrls, the short dress. -s, even u the little ruffled aprons, never mere » b...ked honuly in his eyes. liver afterward lie had the most wholesome fear of Nona turning fashionable : . nn.l «he to tliis day, when Philip i- In - I thr "opposition," remlmls 1dm of.Jii-one > experiment in managing a womnn.and as. r mres him that in the long run he would I not like his own way if he got it. ami s-i- 1 be takes hers, whlcli^after all, 1 have no . doubt, is the most sensible tiling lie can I d o.—IIarper'i Wetkly. 1 How She Responded. ' I'hllsitetpMa CaH. I ■Hello, Joel I hear yon insulted a , , lady on the boardwalk last evening." , l "iri did I didn't intend to. It was all I a mistake. 1 thought tlte lady was Pnc Pxrsons, but site provetl to be a young ! widow staying at the Bt. Charles. I , asked ber if she didn't want to take a ■ walk." I "And how did she respond." t "She gave me a 'widow's smite.' My 1 ears tingled for half an hour." A Good Bookkeeper. . ii 'trott free Press. t ' Smith— "Say. didn't you tell mrthut ;1 young Jones was a good bookkeeper ?" , Fogg— "Why. yea. I believe I did." ,, Smith— 'JFell. ho ain't; he can't tell ,1 an inventory from a flexible roller.^ " Fogg— "Ail I know is that I loaned him about t-alf of my library ami he has never returnrel them, so I supposed he e was a good bookkeeper." v Dc Garrao— "And how do you stand ; on evolution. Miss Brewster? Do you n believe man bt decended from the mun'i key ?" Miss Brewster—' 'Oh, yes, I think if man is; but what pnxales me, Mr. De Oormo. is where women came from. ' ' Wbflt Noah waatnlhe Ark youngHam Lmrt'he^t.^an^^'eold ' Tben it ' lc ilawnnl on Noah that be had omlued to , t'» reenre a supply of Dr. Bull's Cough lb Syrup, which he always used.

Pramonttlons. I The gallant Colon- 1 KHeworth U sab- ] have jM'hnttd a mdenut farewell to lit* r. j lutnfnts the tiigift before ilia tragic death. | Colonel Baker, the victim of a.forlorn e {.hope, .the day before' the engagement, li . went fo Washington, settle^ aft linainess for his final rcsting4'hirr, and just si he ti | received »Vh ^dve' smile, a Mimll C | btmrh of flow. rs. remarking to lite lady o | who presented them: "Thanks, tlioyl r are very bountiful. The/ and mr iiicin.j ory will witlier together." j e I aSt while leading hij n-gintfni But " IK-rliaps the moat striking instance of - waa that of a sergeant in tip) ' tSth Missouri. During a vigorous attack they were ' making he went to a friend, a captain. I and said, as he took his wife's portrait " from his bosom : "Stud-Lhb to-hcr and - toll -her m» UsV j thoughts were of her." | Nonsrnse, mun, you are not even ' j wounded," said the captain. | "But] shall be killed to-day. Some- | t ling Wis me. I cannot U-tl what. I speak x j . you aa a dying man. Dolilis for me.'' ! pleaded the sergeant. • "Oh, .of course I'U take charge of it, I picked off titan you," -aid the incretlu- 1 I lous captain. j "You will SCO," said the sergeant, as j he thought, melancholy, he called after ' "Oh, you'll laugh with me to-morrow when I return this case, and you will ' ( live to a gooii old age yet with your wife. 1 Don't give way lo a fanny." | At roll call that night when t' e ser. 1 j eeant's name was called there was no 1 ; answer .and the captain ascertained .upon ' i miking inquiry, that lie had been In- ' sliutlly killed three lioum before. The I message with lite picture was all his wife 1 ; had li ft- Chicago Ledger. 1 A Hancock StoryDuring the trial of President Lincoln's ' as- twins sixtv.flvc men of theflth W. Y'a. ( "airy were divided up into squads of foul or five, and assigned tbo duly of | court, then trying Mrs SurratI ajnl other?. Ij was i bought neeessary on seeount of the ; tuoay threatening letters received. by the ' | ordered to reportat Gen. llaneocksliead- - i quarters, in Washington City. When j Hu- corpml entered 'the general's pres1 ulflccn. and upon 1st* niakiug hisnport. > rootn. follow and guard him wherever lie . ~ About three houraaftcrwariLwhen the - cr .wd of Offleera hiul left the general's . the corporal sitting there grim as death. he shouted at Win : i "What Uie h— I are you doing there?'' i "Waiting for Gen. Holt, sir." saluting, r "Gen. Holt left here two hours ago." t "Beg your pardon, general ; no gen. 1 oral officer lias left that room since I have i "Why, General Holt is in citizen's

"That may be. general ; but there are d — d sight of man In lhl« town in citizen'# clothes that I don't know," An- J swrred lite corporal. , The general laughed good-naturedly i and told him to return next day and he I would point out Geo. Holt, who was at ' lime adjutant general of the United , A Baa* Ball Dog. The" rival nines were made up of boys ■ under thirteen, and Major. As I r ached ground it waa his inning, and hit ater, who claimed the privilege of •criking for him, was at the bat. The log wn» right jt'I'ind with one paw in .1 suee, and his cyea on the striker. In our the twisters, and Major made sev. -r I false starts; but, finally, as the ba'l went seudd'ng 'from the bat. off he rushed for first base, his ears flopping, his plumelike tall out straight behind. ■ tt.e short-stop was to nimhle fot Uie dog. and just before he readied the base. Uie ball arrived there, and he eante slowback, Ms tail hanging low, and a very •iioitrnful express! l In his great eye*. "Maje'a out,— aide ont!" rried the os. and immediately rone iving a method by which he oonld retr eve this disaster, the dog scented to r gain his 1 «p rlta, riaihea into the Arid, and was ' sp edily in his position as Icft-flelder, : before any of the other* had reached I their ptoa. ' In Uie preliminary "pass around" Uiat preceded Ut'e plav. Majqr was not left out, and I aaw Uiat tiie balls that were ' thrown at him directiy were quite as swift at those delivered from liaao to base; and in justice to blm, I never saw him "muff." When a baU was thrown at him, ht settled back, and dropped his ! great lower' jaw, into which the projectile seemed tb fit; then; with tail wagging. he would hasten to carry the ball ' to the next player. lie was equally proI flcirnt with low balls, either catching , ilicm in bis mouth or stopping tliem witli c his broad elicit, and in fielding he could not be outdone. When be caugbt a ball lie carried rt at full speed to the nearest I) Ihrower. and not a few players were put i. out by his quick motions and activity — k St. NidteLu. e ■ » i ■ ' A London lecturer says: "Not one at her clothes for the rise and fall of her ig ribs m breathing." We believe he's " about correct, lor we notice that a great u, : majority of women breathe outside their •li I elotlKst— from a small neck of open space ' just below the chin.

For the Farm." The decayed hrn&chea of old tr-ds should be ptonfji )y removed - Their misigMjiheSS ill the I as! of their evils. • A «ip of limewaicr iu the milk to.! to live of scours and llbwel -iliseas aMttlch thr W bushes will! I „ « or cut Straw, placing vime kind .-f I. avy mat rial on the mulch toki-ep il in place. 1 Plenty of r Jibing will produce a' good the pottrs, softens the skin and promotes the general health. i is con'iimed by aninulw TheAgri-' cultural Bureau olimates thai IMO 'XML. 000 bushels are -used for human food, '.',1X10.000 bushels tor seed, 02-t.noi) tieo hushels for working animals 100 tlOO.OlO bushels for the production ot glucntc, ele, 8.1.000,000 bushels tor export, end 1X10,000.000. bushels for meat-p-odm ing A wiaely-known firm ..f breeders of , Holsteln URllle Hal— it.«i n.~t. I— I -f of 17.168 pounds of milk during lite p»«t year. This would lie 47 pounds, or about .'■j trillions Jper day for 80S days, and would Imply * yleld of 10 ur 19 galhu.s er day Jrom individual cows during part A writer in lhc*lndhuu Farmer says: " laist year I put t2 inolca in my strawpatch of five acres to catch Hie summer, either by the grubs or moles. I know some people do not care for moles . their farms, but I want them In my strawberry patch." The best cider apple i« the old well [ known crab apple. It still holds Its place as the best for that purpose and preserving. It finds a ready sole when marketed, ami it jlieing more extensively , my -impose, ly! i-< rather tart, though . fodder, hnsk the ont as soon it; hard mid Ihc stalks arc cured, and haul (lie stalks at once, or if that be not invisible stack them carefully temporarily aud ah s low them lo be exposed as little as puss. . iUc to reiq, as the Imtt ends pump tlic f water up front the ground ami ruin the f fodder. Keep them in a mow, and it y convenient mix them with n Utile dry . straw. They are sweet and nourishing. „ Do not send any turkeys to market c until they have been first ]>enned up and . e fattened. Il odds to belli tlic weight and price. ,s Awnrht niiJeo.infortuWe poultry-liouie" 1- can lie built of three-ply tarred felt, ni.d n It will greatly assist lit keeping off vcr- ». min. Such a house can in: whitewashed ,f soil made to look as bright Ami cheerful i, as one made of boards. Clean up Uie needs and bum I hem. A r hay-rake * IU lake up the weeds and dead grass after they become dry, and they it can be put In large piles and consumed, e Thousands ol seeds will be thus destroyed and the work of plowing the field "' rendered easier. '* The cheapest grain that can he giv n K In fowls is Indian corn, which may be '• served mil in all ."halves, cooked and nnin Itta senses will, of course, think of [• confining the diet of bis fowls to this one article, whether in any shape or ail of '• its shapes. It must be given together with all the other articles commonly given fowls, but may be the main sr. iifle . '* In Ihetr diet.

Better than Vacation. This Is preeminently the vacation month, when thousands seek rest and recreation. But to those who suffer the depressing effect* of summer debility, ' ho dlsanrreable symptom# of scrofula. • (he tortures of biliousness, dyspepsia or sick headache, there is more pain than ! pleasure In leaving borne. To such we 1 sav, give Hood*# fiarsapartlla a trial. It will purify your blood, tong' up and strengthen your bvdv. expel every trace of scrofula,' correct biliousness, and piS. Itiveiy cure dyspepsia or sick headache. 1 Take it before you go and you will enI joy your vacation a thousand fold * ' Three weeks ago, It is said, an Indiana [ man taught liis dog. a very fine Ired, well-behaved setter, to chew tobatxo. 1 Now the dog comes Into the house by 1 tlic back door, never scrapca his feit on ' the mat, nevrr goes to churcb, is careless at his meals, gets burs in his tail. ' goes with a lower grade of dogs, and II . is feared that he is beginning to take an . interest in politics. You are feeling depresaed. your appe- '- tite is poor, you are bothered with Hrady ache, vou 'are fidgetty. nervous, and grnerall) out of sorts, and want to brace up. Brai-e tip, hut not with atimulan's, *" spring medicines or bitter*, which have for their basis very cheap, littd whisky, is and which stimnlate you for an hour i, and then leave you in worse condition than before. What you want is an aller- " itive that will purify your blood, start r, healthy action of Liver and Kidneys, re,1 *:orc your vitality, and giro renewed health' and strength. Such a medicine vou will find In Electric Bitter*, and " oniv 50 rente a bottle at Dr. H. A KenB nedy's DrngStore. w Patient -"When can I be sure to are " lite doctor alone?" Housemaid— "Y'ou* " had better come during bis consultation w hours, from two to three, he is always n quite alone at that tunc." Wltat is more disagreeable to a laily c- ihnn to know tliat ber hair has not oniv g. lost its color, but is full of dandruff F .1, Yet such was the ease with mine nmil I used Parker's Hair Balsam. My hair is now b'sck and perfectly clean and ig glossy.— Mr*. E. Sweeny, Chicago. • j1' BcribhtuiTsays he ha* received many , thanks from leading publisher* for his 111 writings. We believe hlin, because we at have often sent him letters reading. „t "Declined with many thanks." Mr. E. R- YVlison. Grand Rapids. Mich, reports the rase of Mr. H. T. Bheklon of iAnsing. Mich., who for several weeks m. suffered from a frightful cough and cold: which was cured by one bottle of Red Star Cough Cure, Nothing exasperates a Brooklyn wo- ■ , man. who has been shading her eyes ™ from the gas light with her hand* all the eir evening, so much aa to find that alter ice ail, she luul left her bewt. diamond ring on the withstand. %