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VOLUME XXXII. • v-=. • - . ■ . - . n-J. a. a . — . ~~~ a. I *S

CAPE 'HAY CITY. NEW JERSEY. SATURDAY. DECEMBER 18. 1886.

WHOLE NUMBER. iq&U Driving t-Foraea Without Shoes.

* OA-JFE MAY CITY. Is7_ 3. t. ac. wim.A.; jaop. 9 1 .50 a year in Advance. l.OO 1 TSAR WBSK ROT TlM IS ASTARCS. ?rotfS5lotiaI fcards. P. DOUGLASS, " . ATTORNE Y AT-LA W SOLICITOR IN CHANCERY (!I " PSRRT arssrr.^ ^ ^ \T^-njriBBZ. BARROWS, ATTOBKET-AT-LAW SOLICITOR IN CHANCERY, MO CRT HOLLY, N. J. 1~)B J. P. LBAimre A SON, DE^TTSTS Cat's Mat Copxt Uortl— TSarxJay* and S*t-•R):-nt siatiixs— mom. JAMES M. £ HILDRETIL ATTORNEY-AT-LAW AND SOLICITOR. MASTER AND EXAMINER IN CHANCERT. ^Orara at Ho. 41 WMSlBfioa Sir««, CaptMaj pjF.KRKRT W. EI)UrXI>\ attorneyTat-law , OI.ICITOR AND MASTER IN CHANCERY, A Caw Court now, ToMrtaft and Prlder*. jttitertg garfls. JJJN08 R. WILLIAMS, ARCHITECT AND BUILDER. WILL MAES DRAWINGS, AND SUPER INTEND OR CONTRACT. OFFlCK-41 WasUacun St., Cape Naj, N.J. ^ , B. LITTLE, PRACTICAL PAINTER AND GLAZIER, CAPE MAT CITT, N. J. JJEUBEN TOWNSEND, AGENT FOR CUMBERLAND MUTUAL FIRE INSURANCE 00. COMMISSIONER OP DEEDS, J* LORAL VILLA, CAPE AVENUE, NEAR THE BEACH, CAPE *AT POINT,* J. THIRTY ROOMS. OPEN ALL THE TEAR. TERMS MODERATE. ■JSS- _ M. E SPRINOER, Prop C. GILE, HOUSE, SIGN AND FRESCO TATNTEB, ESTl MATER FURNISHED. QIIGANS ANI) SEWING MAB. F. HORNER, PIANOS ORGANsllSEWIHG MACHINES BRIDGBTON. N. J. Hranob, No. sa WuMnftoa Street, Cap QTJRROGATE'S OFFICE. ' *TTte nDderxlfned wools respect raj y -ratify the Sptm'AlmMi*1"'11'1 10 *** SURROGATE OP THE COUNTY OP CAPE MAT. al ids offloe at Oape May Coort Home, on tcssdat and saturday of eaeh weak. WILLIAM hildketh, ELiNTffiMA'iWl'sipiDNS ooLD pens, rtmtm tacele rope TWINES. ItAMMOUK". Pri.LTS AND YACHT BIXTURKS. POCKET CUTLER Y, BRASS AND POPPER WIRE, ALBl^E ^IRCMORJRAMES, One set Ot tool VIOLIN STRINGS wot 10 an j Pott Ofltee^atMrwato^hr^miftUPaie# on J, 8, GARRISON. ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any proposed 'line ol advertising in American papers by addressing Geo. P. -Rtfu^ell & Co.. Newnpeper AOvrrtlllna Bnrran

10 Spnicr IK., Mew York. Sand lOo. for IOO-imrw Pamphlet. I rupture - CUBED-PEET A CO- SOI Sixth Aveno*. N ' N.Y. New method. Roslr any raw with eaae , tmi contort.^ Rchtir BMor, fan ire^atLade.1 eoeele with-wi *arstc*l menu Ion. AdWee Pre*. BiU6HSS25PHflSPH4TI ACTIVE AND PSKMANENT ANIMAL BONE MANURE. Pr. P. M.WAV j^OVMa He. Till*, N. J. hoMeeeaeoBOBjK. Nocture* torsdvloe. No HBBlS phevaatf ISpoae^w^mmea aucewfai K*»L. Terns tree. H || ^ aereLTT I

J. 'irH C5oodsf Srimratofls, tftr. i % PhoIb's Miilti CHARLES MEDDLES = FALLANDWINTBR, 1886. I respectfully announce lo my patrons and the public generally that I am now-prepared with complete lines of _ Fall aifl Winter Goods of superior quality, at prices that will defy competition. Attractive Dress Goods, all Wool Clotsh. Double and single widths in all colors. Plain Colored, all Wool and Mixed, (or everyday wear, and for u combination these include Cash- *" meres, Serges, Cheviots, Hair "* Cloths, Basket Checks and Piaids, etc., etc. ~ Coats, Ulsters and Dolmans for ladies and children. Flannels of all colors. Large lotof Blankets and £onvfortables. it Fresh Stock of Calicoes and _ Ginghams. Bargains in Canton Flannels. Bleached and Unbleached Musr_ lins of all widths and best grade. Ladies and Children's Hoods, •i Gloves of all kinds. Jersey* of' every description. Corsets for ladiesand children. A large assortment in ladles and children's Hose. A specialty in Millinery, i. Ladies and children's Underware, red and white. '• Towels anil Tabic Linen. Dress, Wraps and Coat Trimmings and Buttons. Rushings, Collars and Cuffs. Hamburg and other Edgings. Double and Single Shoulder i, Shawls. Jewelry, etc., etc. CHAS. NEEDLES. gfrratUmnt. '• /-TOLLEGIATE, COMMERCIAL yj AND MILITARY INSTITUTE, Nfw Hivca.^ Cora.. frepsrunrj^ to UkfL^kl ! ®Sr!"'ssSMLffi PrladpaL jerse" institute L XKIDGKTOJf, NSW JBHS/CY. offer* onnanal cffncattoeal adrMttf* f»r Ihp '-■rl:,r». instruction very tharoafh In erery 'Department. UnlMlng ailsrte-t to ch* purpose. Groom* exchhrtlTyrly pieuant. ^ Location de-satSS-y II. K. TRASS. A. M_ PUMtpAL c — / br y A n C sva vrrcj im ODTIIT rr, rniLiMLrui. i- ^u*me school at humbeb sauca ^ ^J*EW JERSEY u STATE NORM Al. ^AMP JllODKL HOHOOL8, ThUI w™ 'SweV. Ir'^kl^h* Normml School. IIH for Udlw.jnil.|M( for W Omiirincn ; u IM Motel Schnol. rrw r-r jw. Molcl School offer* to both yoon« Ladle* tad T Gentlemen .Ulterior i-lranuxc* In *Ihtl >lcp*rtFor' new t'sulotnir conuinin* foil nutlailu* tdilrcw W. HABBEOUCK.^ , Trenton. New Iec*e». |S SfffflrtB C. SMoflcfs Academy, For Yomi£ Mud and Boys, Media, Pa. ^ oailro*- for^ *flm!**ton* ^ YNrrire ^ exporwawd rCT3i "rTr "^U,*MW|»c«wt^™'3* mS*1OT ""ISbiusS **ScT lis' kfudie* or ! iw.Bi» ^ySsLio in wS?l? • lint cl*** CT'rr mr In the oommrmUl depmment. A Phnh-il and Chentlcml In'orntory, r llrmn*Mtira and H»!l Ortmod. Itc« rol*. idled >1 to Lttwmi^ln^ino^ Phy*lo*l >po*r«tM| dontded r. NrtilM rh.nrr which prohmlu the Ml* of *ii 1 IntoxKMUot dnak*. For new Uluttnud clrcoItr *ililre«* t»e I-nnNnnl end IToorteior. V S WITHIN f- ABORTL1DOE, A. M„ (Bnmnl ' Gnidaue) Media. Pen*'*. nl-tp ^ TDEIKCE COLLEGE JT OP PHILADELPHIA. PA. THOMAS MAT PPIRCK, M. A., Pftadpnl and Poonder. u Item* of latere*! for the inooxhifot : the thoothtfnl : d i ir i L r-

(It The Location In the ffneu hnlMBE In - Pitlledclphia : an delator, nnam heat, tpecial vanuiator*, wardroi>«>, laraiotua and dhctrM < "^Sl^YtcCociwaaiidMXTHOMOf Imrmccno*. - t^oSnwI^know'Llte (anuraiTbr tna^rm- I "SSSSC! i have had daaitta a* to wh*thn a praratoai hnatt*x**nenu «t Petraa SC> of*Bii»>fi!»IjWcI Ha WMTO^fhMlte^l^1?o,^ns7llt>KTT mti.i.AUs. scud for cRrnlar ami coueneaRXY. JOHN THOMPSON. DUEL " Jg S. CURTIS, ~~Z PRACTICAL PLUMBER, I GAS AND STEAM FITTBB, No. 11 Drcainr Street Cape MWCItj.. ChsrchM, Honee, Pactorlea, Hot* la. Sued with i Gas, Water and Steam Pipes, In I ha Man mjlea of the nualniw. Chemical Work A Load Burning dtaaafethauabrnnanaa.' ! TERRA COTTA DRAINAGE

. | - »it«nj ewMt^Ctt. jig ; JEREMIAH B. SCHELLENGER'3 , LUMBERYARD ' Srbauant-r-a Laadiac. capr May N. VFhere may pa foond the la{tmt mock ol Loin- j n 1 her In the eoonty, of every noallly lo anil lite j h i reqtUrementa of ,-ontntctora. hnlldera and thr j J. i ootunhnlty lo teaera'. 100,00a FEET WHITE PINE. iy Xn.Mo PLASTERING LATH, • iy SHINGLES OF ALL KINDtl. j " riXIOBING. FRAME BTUPF. PICKETS. J And In a hot: every kind of j Lrxna ro* Bmutixoa or Syxar Dnacnimot. ,, : Particular attention xtven to hare Lorn Iter 11 1 Fnraiahed wfts Dispatch. w*'*-'p • J. a. scmtLLENOto. i\ SEDER'S SDPPLIBS ,r A. SCHELLENGERS, J- Mll.l. VILLI. N. j. Honrs, Sasl, MiHiis, Blinds, s, DOOR AND fimsw FBASffi; i- Stair W6rk and Scroll STwfng. cl lo another line yno win n 1,1 . BnBttnE P®f tr Stollij S Rootlni, "" h 1 BASn WKIUUTS, SASH IVJKO-, I i. NAILS, FRAME PULLEYS, !: BiilJert Hardware ii General. woSn? WIIJ white matea'ffir^ U®vf^too<llence aoltdted nhd aa£ - f»I.y A. HCIIKI.LENOF.il. Mlllrllle.N. J. (So3l, VooU, Xirar, rtr ' COAL AND WOOD J. M. SCHELLENGER. y (Snteeaaor to A ScheUenffcr) I SUHBLLENUKKD LANDING, CAPE M AY. I . Theant>*crlheroeffii«*vctofhfonnhiameodi - and the pablic fenermliy that ha bu the Itca' jradc* molstllnx r UBiIl Em, store, tuat ait Pta ; COAL, '■ venter anth a oonnraut anpply of i. Pina, Oak and 'Hickory Wood THE OORD. ) justness (PardSl j "" P. FLINT ! " r I r QENBIUL AUENTFOII A. 8. BARNES « CO. j lOltAHCn STREET, PIIILADA, - hooka. Mend for cwtanyinv *' 8,.rlr" 01 i5di$ »p M. SEEDS, | FASHIONABLE HATTER, A No. «I NORTH SECOND ST8.. PBIIMDA. j 5 NO Y^XTRA CHARGE FOR HATS MADE TO > •M oa. STIFF HATS U », SPECIALTY. I .. '• \/f Y HATS ARE MV BEST , -L>X ADVKRTI8SMKNT • THEY BPF.AK FOR THXXSELVEB. . HARRY KAV.SF.lt. | f- ONE PRICE HATTER, a. No. 10 SOUTH SS10ND STREET, PH1LADA. ■ (Tw.t.toara l»Bw M.rtrt st.l 4-lo.v i " BTMCCLEES a CO." """" *AKn-trrr*atui or CHUBCH im sihool nnfflTBE nt pxittxa in SCHOOL APPARATUS AND SUPPLIES, d Btyll-y No. iota Arrh vtr-ct. Philadelphia. ] q-illE GRAND TURKISH IU'S.1. SIAN BATHS. 2 GENTS DEPARTMENT, 01 N. 10th RL ta --ADIK8- DEPT. M» Filbert Street. " m °* ' mateo'f ' Pen nayt nwaktl "" , M ARTIND ALE A JOHNSON, Propr*. a SILAS II. ROWLAND, Supi. myitis J B. MATLACK, J- ' No. a n. sEvjnrrn sr., phii jida. t TERRA COTO DBAIH ffli SETO PIPE CHIMNEY TOPS, \f 1ND GUARD CAPS, CHIMNEY PLUES^GAHDEN VASES. UEW.rrap'ed Utweat fttyl.an.1 Bern Pipe, -nth. • Marvel— 17 1

tfap* l*a» flfo. iglfrihants. JOHN M. RUSSELL, GENERAL dealer IN GOODS, GROCERIES, BOOTS. SHOES AND NOTIONS. FLOUR AND FEED, PATENT MEDICINES, PORK, LARD, HAMS, SKEDS, Ac. JOHN M. JIUSSBLL. Ocdd Bprtnc. Cnpe May thk. N.J. a FRICES-.STORK8, No. JT PERRY ST., CAPE MAY CITY, mOCEBlES, EST BGDDS aMtiOTHaS, PAINTS, COLORS. OILS, VARNISHES. GLASS and PUTTY, Wholeenie and Retail: NO. 00 PERRY STREET, FEED STORE. 1 CORN, OATS. HAT. BRAN AND MILL FEED WOOD "YARD. WOWOTT A WW. «Di^s Poar^Uehwe. Medical offices; ma 1: Baoocd 8l„ PhiUdalniia, forme-. Iy Bte. 7. H. fc 3. B. HuBEHBAOX, . ItatabllwJamal 40 > ataarw. For iheoorv Of an Special Dlneaaa. .iwoimlinwEEmwaiUw or VMUhBil Imprndence^ *«ltom&n** JaEeelen't^WTe. Wtu" BhtMtal • Experience. Hani*, * w. 0. « w A cnoaed Ann. daya. n*-y

l*rdirat. S Warning an.d Comfort. -If yon are aaffertnx from poor heallh or ■lansu union ooabddef MOkneaa, Uke r«w. ) taagggat , -If yon are a minlafffr.anilhave'OTerUxW jmft- ' a- j wjf wllh joor p^ioru dsUee.nr •xnaKtwrwaarn I j -nedntxht wort/Hop fnttm'ndn'mow 'eo'rrty ; | -If you sre suffering from ovcr-catlng ! j or drinking, any indiscretion or tUssipi- ' as is often the case. * ' . -fteble. ourvc^aiiueMylfiicuIIIM ^ ^ , "If you are rick with tliatterriblc tick- ' neae. \ervou-n~- , von wii! find a 'liaim ' lo OUend' in Hop Ibllora ! ! ! I" I A La^'s Wish I ! ! » «ala ' ^fWNooe genuine ' wiinoni a buoeit hav-eever ! BLrS CREAM BALM < It net a liquid, tnnf or potrdrr. jlppli* ' Into nottrut it qiiickty okmrbtil. It cUontr. i tA thtad. AUdjit inflammation. IlraU thtorn. HettoraUxtrr.ut of !■<■!', and tmtU 10 eenf* af DntfVt'lef bjf mail, rr ori'-rnf, C-Wenfa ' ELY BROTHERS, iirugglsts.Owcpo.NI > DOSSS'T be frightened 1 Bermi.,' yon h»v- Stilt Khentll, 1>) alprlaa, Rrnnliutte, It-. Il», Tetter i * ,-r Skill r halns"S??n!?whkir^VlJ1yT^1 !kiTbl£d and . P:n--htlop,^endiu^;Ouiati)vition.!lead- ^ bv3y and aal^y be cured byappl, inx exterSlny PALMER'S "SKIN-SUCCESS" 1 Ail tha Bzttrt Kidlal AtUfcxIUa ru=aa Hit. • Kedoned and prewribed br phyiiaiaBa lor Salt and ail Siitl Ijnptlnot, Ukwra, Scalds and Bulja 1 McaTueeUx ftltlta. Mtgi- nuiatfyalr , CO.L 12? Ratal Stre< H. Y. City, j wobtv tyk» ^ { . Sat t Rterm^lt ramfUtrb cartj a J/W en nrf , UtalU-cenen,, tanj.tkat / /.■■:> 1 . f. }. DAVIS, Saw *»x. Onto. j ' cure guaranteed. palmer's VffVTTW"FFPill,Rnp^Bl 1 exhausted vitality Illustrative Sam le Free. KIIOW THYSELF.<l8S!w A Great Med lea I Work on Manhned, Nerrooa phi niymml ^^g^^i'awrw^PaaSM^ta ? mnalin.^CbniSjia mam than 10. Irieafuamtn^ym'iM"phannaoop<i!ia for a^ acute and rhnmle dtaewae*. 11 u emehaileaiiy a book for every man. Prior only «1 by mail, peal pa Id, ' ^ ILLUSTRATIVE SA M PLE^FRIEJO ALL^ - new awe'li' axam. Addreav'tm^H.: PAME^ I taa-rsmmcsms^v COCKLE'S ANTI-BILIOUS t PILLS " UIRGBKATESGIJSHBSMFJ)'

A HAPPY OCCASiOH. .- - ■: " . ' 'i "/Jp not romt too lait.". That ww.lhc ' wording of Hit- leicgfiun wjiieh pxpISIn I Riabard Irton held iksis band as be saK In Afempernturu of 11X1 degree- in the ' - 'j shade, on Ibc veranda of his Indian bun- 1 rjgMlow. . \ | -Do not come loo late.'" lie inullcred j ' r i to himself. "By Jove, as if it were pro- j ' j bable that he w-rldd dawdle now! It was • r I just, like Mrs. Lennox to send such a ; ' " ! chaffing wire as Ibis. He might have 1 ' been a long lime making up Ida mind. .' illut i! was made up now-, and lie iiieantiJ logo home and tnarry bet. U wa» lierj j last letter lliat had wilted tin- mailer— j ' thrdetier in which slm hinted Ilial Lord . Shorthorn was awfully "mashed." No, | 1 he wavn'l going lo eian.l by bih! «ec j ' i Dorutby Lennex ninrr'.ol to a c«l llk»H gossip and . « . D rn^ lrnniv and |wx'o_! I 'in- -i.-ir f bi-M.,., - , wife, wllh her while . ye'jvehuA, her nut- | f.^h, "bought !."5 "uZZ i • I He retnemberi d iiw night br m l " and Bint em rmt alt nf emr "utvom • | day al her liny hnuw u> I*mV j " ^ y ■had ryer talked Iwforc. lie dMn'l g" m I ' Jove' Dorothy Uwnox mail.- him l-.l ' like another fellow lie thought of the ' always rool and t-o.y in Mr- len-o« « I ' house. And the hail a way ..f inking a frflK-.'. band tanking III n k known be. wasn't ol ibu marry in • t All (hat was a y.r ogo i».: h. i . . like herself: Nut >!<•» «> Ii"w»b •• ' thoroughly Aim enrnnen./.. Ilntig i: ail ' I Lontlou than In lhia sultry am! mono!- 1 f cotoprumi-ing himself dedmieiy: rvrni when be had gone lo bid Mr*. Leno-t | ( gootl by. although In had been perifouaIngi but bo had go! away, and nothing , \ had been aaid whh li would have ludl Idra ilown lo an engageineotDick. In his forme life, had rammlltt 1 ' ered?lhe hughes! folly of all - ihv folly of ' tying yourself toono woman for Ife. lie j ^ remembered how lie had congratulated himself on nil this when he went (inboard thfi Jumna. Was ha, the best looking * fellow and keenest sportsman in the ! 150th Hussars, to knock under like any ' spoony young sub, the moment he met a pretty woman? But now things were changed, lie had never bargained. •' somehow, for hei marrying again: lie had got lo look upon lirr more or less it" his own. When she had written that letter with all the aliusions to Shorthorn ' it, his Blood had fairly 'boiled. He didn't regret a bit the letter ho had xv: ilten in reply, telling her he was leaving ' India die very day lie could get leave, and asking her to be his wife. After nil. why shouldn't he marry? lie was over thirty. andTiebid liud , a» ha remember- ' ed with a smile, his "lline." Tim other fellows in his regimen! used lo chaff him 1 and call him "casual." and Vjifl Ilia' he never did tiwlny what lie could put off till to-morrow." But Uiat was all non- j sense. Ho cotilcf make up his mind like other men, even to matrimony. And ' here was her answer lo his letter.- "Do I not come to bte." Well, he had got his | leave, and would be with her In three 1 [ weeks: ' Mrs. Lennox was the sort of woman , [ about whom people's tongues are always ; wagging. Hardly was licr late husband j borne beneath nodding plumes to Kensal | Green than she was married. In perspective, to al least a dozen admirers?" She , was a great success in society, for be. ' alilca "being a charming woman, slie was ! a fashionable poctraj, writing wordJ for : Tosti'a songs, and publishing volumes of write, bound in while parchment, and printed on extra thick paper. Tall and slight, with smooth dark lialr and liquid eyev, she had a face full of character and I determination. To look aVMnu Lennox I wn» to know thnt she was a woman who I rapidly niailo up her mind, and who. I once having done so, was not likely lo I alter It- But two yew* Bad passed afeay I since her husband's day, and this nineI Ucitlh century Sapplio had not consoled I herself. And then came the Dick Irton I It was a bright morning in Juno when I Captain Irton arrived at the Clin ring I Cross station, thoroughly fagged and I w carried, with hb long journey. He I had come at fast al P. and O. steamers I and mall trains can bring a man irom I Bombay to the Strand. - But in a couple r of hours he hoped to have rid himself -of - all signa of travel, to haTc got Inside of a decent coat, and tobeln the sbadv draw, tag room ta Park street, wllh Dorothy Lennox's sofVarms round bis neck. He i fett serf sleepy and somewhat Aggrieved, '■ for he had nursed the unreasoning hope 1 ' of seeing her a! the station, although she | could not possibly know when be would ! arrive. He had started by the very next ~f mall from Bombav, so thai writing would I ♦

have been useless, lie fell, indeed, that he Hart answered her program in a very practical lashtan. How ovctjoyed she , wouW be to have him back! How he, lioped it would not be loo much' for her —seeing hint Sjjddeuly again like tills. .• So, Ufrowtag himself on tliO hrd in his al jlie Grand Hotel he fed aslerp. | When Dick awoke it was three in Ihe ' , afternoon. Tabbing and unpacking look ; | j buy a (all hat. After this he dtreclrd , ! J The shad.i M fair street looked bright : of daisies and spires. A light breeze j ' haired girls in pink cotton made a bright [ pitch against the gray tonr.i house By ; . Jove! how awfully nice it all was. alter I m. awning from ibe , , I rememlh rtvl that Mr*. Lsw-i t— v • ■ ■ I While on ibe landtag frisky rastroas4v.iv ! jiimr he bad come Wily, lite fellow »*• j Then one of il.e circle "move.1 away (and llntothy turned and saw- Captain j Irton at lite door. She looked :is if she had seen a ghost. Coming forward, he ' Goodness, gracious!" she whisper, d. ; "why have you come'now? I wired that you, were not to come, that it was too "7» laL, Dorothy! what dp you (•w loi,: Well. I Hip next day." "Poor Dick." she said at la«l "what n dreadful mislske you have made! ' not ratne. Too late,' was the mggpagc 1 tent. Did yoti hot remember that titer? [ arc no full slops in teh-grapliy? I was nmrticil an hour ago to Lord Sliorth 'rn. . Come in, and let mo introduce voii to , my biisbtnd." And this wan Dick Irion's little mis- . lake. Tliere was no full stops in telegraphy, but when, ten minutes later, , Dick raw Lord and I Ally Shorthorn I drive off amidst sJiowcts of rice and slip- , pcrs, lie knew that he had had n moral , IplKstop which he would remember all , his life.— London World. llow raudi misapprehension such alate1 mcnis as the following might clear atvay ' from the minds of working men: 1 " I wonder how many among your 1 number ever recall the fact that it has " Iteen Ihe richest manufacturers who have clothed the naked at the- least cost to ' Ihemj that it is the great bonanza farmer 6 who now feed" the hungry at the lowest r price, that VanderbUt achieved his great ' fortune by reducing the cost of retftov. 1 ing a barrel of flottr 100(5 miles from 1 f.d.HO to less than 70 ctnis. This was ' the great work assigned to him whe'ber. ' hektuw it ornot— his fortune was bul an 1 incident, the- main object, doubtless, to 3 himself, but a trifling incident compared * to wbar he saved othet s. 3 It is sometimes claimed that labordoes r all the work, and ought to have all the u pay. Yoy well; any laborer who chooses I to' do so cart do all the work and take a all the pay for moving a barrel of flour 1000 miles. He cab put it on a wbeelII barrow lei Chicago, and -over -the free E highways of. the land he may move It I wherever he pleases. Why does he avail c himself of tho railways? Not to make ' * the fortunee of a Vanderbilt. That is a II mere incident. It i* to savo himself "a j e pirt of the arduous toil of life. last j ,f year it cost 68 cents on an average, often much less, to cart a barrel of flour 1000 nillea over the railway; and the profit of y that service la only 14 cents, or less than e the value of the empty barrel. When L the work of four mennu (floes to ra'se the * wheat, grind the flour and ltarrel it, and i* to move from Dakota to Massachusetts d enpugh to snpply bread for a thousand "I fyr twelve months. Is it not the modern Id miracle of the loaf?"

t . HldikK Valyiablaa. . ' Speaking of 'liver, says a Writer "re- ' minds me. of a little story I heard a Rich. ' mond lady tell my motle r some time r after Hie capture. Shi- had a- quan'ffy , of valuables and stowed tin m about in I ! Among other things she had a huge solid ' silver fireman's trumitei, which had been J toor fir.- brigade of Rkdimond many 1 ; ostenlatiousir in the middle of lherrn. ' big thing .L. could not think. At last ' «*. very n,y h alt*( hr.l to ber Ku«baod h 1 • *.£Z\ \'J .-Id 'mgr.. piMFMni hlfli; j • ii .• --I . -iirae. eeperially to the Amert- ■ . -*,. (. more than ooltoary cnrtoailv I A-,,. n- .(b,r tbiegs. be win find ibat ' It" perty -f liberty ta i 1 hut ('.ere was In- ' . V. and one «LhV grow. 'j out of Kn-h Creek remain Ibe .implc. m-i Irrrific' eorfl'els reeordnd in human t The J udge Waa Kind, i- There i' in Idaho territory a judge e who Is w.ll knowp lis "Alee Sioilb " A t woman brought suit in his court for di- . Toree. and had Hie discernment to scloci , a particular friend of her own wl. - stood well wllh the judge A' her attorney. One . morn ng lh» judge called up the case, I and addressing himself to the attorney 0 for the complainant, said: "Mr. II., 1 1 don't think people ought to be compelled to live together when tliey don't want to. ■ ami 1 will decree a divorce in this case," ' Mr. II. bowed blandly. Thereupon the < nr. it. Dowen m.inuiy. i Hereupon me

' judge turning to another attorney. whom a lie took to Ik- the counsel for Ihe defend- - « oil. -aid : "Mr. M . I suppose you have I I no objection to the decree?" Mr. M ? nodded assent. I!ut Hie attorney for tliP s defendant was another Mr. Mi. not tlien ; i. in court. Presently he came in. and 0 iiniiini his client had been divorced without a hearing b 'gan to remonstrate. i- Alts, listened a moment , then Interrupted •- saying : "Mr. M-. it is too Iste. The '. court has pronounced the decree of di- .- unil wife. But If you want to argue the d e i-e ri 1.1 bad. the court can marry them Ii over again and givoyou a crack at it " No Comedy for Her. ^ The church which Mr. and Mrs. Top- * noody attend is getting up an cntcrt-in-imuit to raise needed funds, and Topnooily was on tho committee of arrange- ... ments. The committee met lost night, ( ami when ho came home hit wife was " anxious lo know what bad tieen done. ^ "Welt." said she, "did you do anj- ' thing?" ••(>. yes, my dear, we outlined a pro- '' gram." he said with an air of business. " -W bat's it like?" '* "Well, the chief feature is to be a n P1*3 ■-What play?" "Just the thing for amateurs, my dear; 1 .the pre ttv little three-act comedy. 'Marlied Life.'"! "A comedy. Topnoody?" ' "Of course, and you arc to beMre. * Stmuel Coddle my dear." "No, I ain't. Topnoody," .she said, flr'r lug up tilt her cheeks looked like a pair of uutiimn leaves. "Amateur Uu slricals n r I ! en -ngti any way von fix them. .. but when tho amateurs are so raw mat ; j they call married life a comedy, you may i " e mnt me out, I'm a professional In : i married life bustaesa, and 1 think I know " tragedy freto comedy when the curtain's , I up. Yon hear my orchestra, Topnoody, " j and your committee may scratch my " 1 name off the list. A comedy? And. with j mv experience? Great heavens!" "" I Topnoody went to bed without giving '» j further detsdls of the committee's work. !,1 aV'Ood's blessing to suffering human- ' , itv," is what a clergyman of Clay City. u Iiid.. aays of Dr. Graves' Heart Reguht■d tor as a care for Heart Disease; he Tern i coinomls it ta al) afflicted. He knows lu ' value. $1.00 per bottle at druggists.

Mr. P. ir. Fagait, hiralture anil piano . mover at Maiden. Mass., has driven two - weighing 1,400 pounds each, and , ! one 1,300 pounds without shoes staee ! j January, *1885, with the following ««*- . factory resulta. re|iortcd by the Boston I Tfanmript: r The large horse had always been lame , since he bonght liim fourteen years agountil lie took his shoes off, and has not . gone lame since. lie has driven on l«ird , flint roads, and of course on pavements . in Boston. The horses travel better then , before their shoes were taken off. They ; are not afraid on slippery pavements, e.s , trouble ta getting round on any kind of i going in the city. Mr. Pagan drove to .Shrewsbury, thirty 41 ve miles from Mai. I den. after two days' rata ta February, 0 1885, when it was so icy that a boy could 1 skate all the way, and had no trouble. " (111 not slip. The hoof is hard ami bread. ' revet. Tliey hare driven two winters on n ire and snow altogether belter than when . they were shod. Their feet are t-pffrT I for all purposes, they can 'wfiaster, r pull as much and go mo'a-fciiea.in Hie "^•-BtajlkVrom tho Oravc. j The Rev. Mr. Llndsey, who formerly . n silted and preached in Ibis eotmtjv was , able ta tronst tbat he was born four months after his mother bad been dead . and buried. His mother, who resided ta , Sic wart vllle township, N. C„ fell ill, and ' in Stewartvillc Cemetery. The night following her intcrmenl,»omcghoulsfor tlic purpose of securing some jewelry tlial was buried with the body, unearthed the home. Arriving at her late residence she rapped al the door and was answered by her husband, who demanded ta know t who waa there. To his great astaniskHe was not quick ta opening the door, bul finally did so. and was overjoyed to J mtet again in life his beloved wife-whnm he had mourned as dead. Four months afterward the Itcv. Mr. Lindscv was I Spirit of the South. "Don': yon like your bed. Mr. With. —'No. ma'am. 1 do not." * "You're Hip first hoarder I ever had that kicked on thr beds. It's ntx insinuation against my establishment, sir." Feather beds, too, to every boarder in r "Thai's j.i*t it. I'm satisfied thai, * they're unhealthy." L "Feather beds unhealthy !" | |" What makes you think so?" ' "That spring chicken you bad for din- ' ncr lo-day. lie slept in feathers, and I'sually settles in the back or limbs, and often so completely overpowers its victim- lliat al! business and labor have to r be ndandoned. Our readers should' re- ^ member that Hoori'a Saraaparilla is not . ' r. i r.nrtnended as a positive specific for " rheumatism; its proprietors doubt if the e 'I is. or ran lie, such a remedy. But many rt people who were most severely afflicted, -late that they have been positively cured by Hood's Sarsaparilla. The disease. is ' often the result of Impure blood —hence v ihe power of this great medicine over ii. 1 lis success in many severe cases justifies , us i n jecom rnc rul ing lis use to all sufferers from rheumatism. 100 Doses One '• Dollar. A Doubtful Compliment.

Staler— "I have a compliment for you, Jack, and from that pretty Miss li .utBrothcr — "You don't ray so." S sler— "Yes; You know. Jack, that your legs are a trifle bowed." Brother— "Er— curved, I think." Sister— "All right— curved. Well, what do you think, Jack? She said that they reminded, her of Hogarth's line of beauty." Wonderful Cures. W-- D. Hoyt & Co., Wholesale and Retail Druggists of Rome, Ga., say: We hare hern selling Dr. King's New flfceovrry. Electric liittera and Buck. rn (salve for two years. Have nefer han tied remedies that sell as well, or give such universal satisfaction. There have been some wonderful cures effected by these medicines in this city. S -vend cases of pronounced Consumption have been entirely cored by use of a few hollies of Dr. King's New Discovery. taken in connection with Electric Bute's. We guarantee them always. Bold by Marcy & Mocray. In Mourning Costume. "Oh, mamma! there ta a gray hair in your head." "Pull it out at once, Angelina" "Bul, mamma, I have always heaid that when you pull out one gray hair a doyen will come to lis funeral." " Well, pull it out anyhow, Angelina. If a dozen more do come to the funeral, they will probably have the decency to come in black. How many bald beads you see. Work, worry, disease, diaalpaliou. These do It. Parker's Hair Balsam stops falling hair and restores gloss and youthful color. Exceptionally dean, elegant, a perfect (Leasing, not greasy. Prevents dandruff. It is stated that electricity will pnt a piano oat of tone. What Is more badly needed is something a little more powerful than electricity— something that will pat certain pianos out of the house next door.— Norrietoun Herald. A dead certainty: The Hop Platter ia mora active than any other plaster on earth. KUU pain. Pr. Lyman Beeclier ojice replied to an inquiry of Dr. Hawse : "How arc you getting on?" "First rate! first rate! first rata eyer since I stopped trying la run the world. Mr. L. DTvtason, Cashier D.4I.B, U., has tried and endorses Red Btai Cough Cure.