A Dangerous Experiment. I'nrson Squire— "1 understand, ileacon, that the church carpel Is being ruin, ed by the water from dripping umbrel- !»»." Deacon Qdode— "It is to, parson, aqd something has got to bo done." "Why not have a isck in the vestibule soil leave the umbrellas ' there instead of carrying them to the seats?" "1 am afrislil it woqUl spoil the solemnity of the benediction."' " Vou think so?" " Yor; everybody vr ould' want to be Brit out so at to get the best ones." She' Wafted Forty Years For ft"An old maid of Chicago recently trav. :led from hare to Detroit, kail took her flrst ride in a sleeping-car. She was obliged to take an upper bdrth. and retired early. In the middle of the night ihe startled tire whole car bv a series of fortissimo shrieks. Tne potter ran tobrr assistance, anil in answer to his inquiry sa to her distress, she replied that' there was a man under her bed. After forty years of patient nailing her worst fears were realised. Be your own physician ! A la ly who for years rnffcred torments wnrre than death from Uterine Troubles, Falling of the Womb, Lrucnrrboea, Runprr /u na, ffce., and who had despaired of bring cured her. Any sufferer from such I roubles can n sc ihe remedies and thus core herself, without revealing her condition to any one, and without subject- j Ing her womanly mnilesty to the shoc k of an examination by a physician. An J Illustrated treatise, prescriptions and full directions for use. sent free to any address, securely sealed. Send two cent ■lamp. Address, naming this paper. Mas. W. c. Hoi. use. 613 Broadway, N. Y. Job Shuttle sat by the Open grate upon which the flrst fail blaze was burning. • He was in a pleasant mood, as all men are when they are comfortable. "I suppose," said he to Mrs. Shuttle, "tlial the children were all nt seho 0 to-day?" "You suppose so? Why, don't you know they were ?" "No, not exactly. I met Charles down town about an bour sfter school began." "O, he was carrying a note from the teacher to. Iter best young man." "Thai's pretty hut! doss." "But ahe marks him ten In his studies for keeping mum about it." "O, that makes a difference."— Hartford Pout. Greatly Excited. Not a few of the citizens of Cape May have recently become greatly excited irrr the astounding facts, that several of their friends who had brcn pronounced >y their physicians as incurable anil beyond all hope— suffering with that dreadtd monster Consumption— have been tompletely cured by Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, the onlv ■emcdy that does positively cure all hmnt and lung diseases. Coughs. Colds, Asthma and Bronchitis. Trial bottle roc at Marcy & Meeray's Drug Store,, arge bottles ft. •'Yps,"Bstd Mr.Tfemtrh'Rs to the minster, "I am proud of that dog. Why, ic knows the different days of the week." fust then the dog began to run to a gun vhich stood in the corner, and then back a lis master, anil wag his tail. "He's made a mistake this time, pa," said Bobby; he thinks IFs Sunday."— Bar. tePi Biuar. For ladles who frequently need a regulator In the many little cold, sick leadachea, nervous complaints and other roubles incident to sudden rxposuresnd o indoor life, and yot do not need a re. ;ular physician. Hoyal Elixir is an inraltable relief. The Elixir is a household cmedy, and it acts like a charm in hlldren's ailments. Mrs. Society— "Now, dearie, be a •ood little -girl and go to bed soon. Inmms must hurry off now." Little >01 -"Where's oo grrin', mamma*" Irs. 9.— "I'm going to a party, pet." Attle Dot (gazing at the decollete cos. ume)— "Is oo goio' to dress oosrlf when 0 gets there J"— Omaha World. H-p Jl.by re rick, wa far. h„ C-tart* Fhoo aba was a Child, she crtml for t asnxia, Fheo she brans Mlta. sfc. clang to Castorta, Dmc shshadChildrsa. shsgarolhsm Cuiorla, Uestaurant Matron--"I wsnt you girls 1 1 fix up nllulq extra and look as pretty '• i you can." Waiter (Jirla— "It the but- a, r bad again?" Uestaurant Matron — t< No: the meat's tough."- .V. V. Sun. You can't work to much purpose un- ." 53 you are well, but you can build up « tur health and strength with Parkers ' jnic, and work will then become easy. • seta the luegs, liver ami kidneys in ' orklng ordrr. Coughs and colds van. ■ i it Irefore it. Take it In time. • I If people who mean to begin to read |j ould read all the advice to readers re out reading they wouldn't hare lime * read anything else.— SomereilU Jour. " *. A I Mr. Arthur Bburtleff, Parker, Dakota in •ites that he Buffered for two years th a lame knee, which was entirely rod by the nse of 8t. Jacobs Oil. He

nsidcrs it a post wonderful rotnedy. f^he— "I don't ae^why women should t make as good swimtbers as men." ! — "Yes— but you see a swimmer baa keep his mouth ahut."— ZJfi. "Jack shall pipe aod Gill aha'l dance" si as long out in the open barn as they ease. The free born Amei lean citizen ml fear neuralgtn with Hal ration Oil to e front. Only a tweutv-flve cent invest - ; A woman alwdy. teUi a secret to aomc I because ahe is afraid slie-mlghl die. then there would be no one left lo sep \t-—lfrrrhait TrmUr. "I am eo delighted Willi wliat I'almct V kin Success' has done for my face. 1 gTC&dgbSfte:' Hjcts. Both, lor Instance, are liable to The Three Ontleta of disease are the .weia, the skin and the kidneys. BedaJa their qctlao with ^tho beat pu ifyr conductor. HiEwas accustomed to

t Jfnly a few vegetablea can be wintered j outdoors in the North without protection. . _ Parsnips are among the exceptional vege- J . tables which the winter does not destroy, 1 and, except for use while the ground is ' frozen, may be left in the soil. Salsify, or vegetable oyster, is of -similar nature, - but beets, turnips, and carrots will .not stand excessive cold; to retain the fresh, | crisp flavor they should be taken .up as late as possible and placed in a cool cellar c.r-in pita with earth and strawenougli i ® over them to prevent freezing. The latter is' the method* most in vogue with market gardeners, who usually know ' how treat tri present llieir ve ■ci table .< irr ] ' iltc ilnoat' cendillon. Artificial beat ' iuany fopn spoils' ihe flavor of vfgeta- ! bier generally. ' The sweet potato is an exception, and WiU rot in a temperature, below 50 degrees,' whjic dryness does not . injure it. cabbages may lie pulled up, ; roots and all, turned upflrle dawn, the heads packed together in bciU six feet in 1 width, and the ground between the rows 1 " thrown over the hegds. In extremely frosty weather they cannot be reached and enough must be left in the cold root cellar for winter use. Oniows require a dry barn or stable loft, and should not I | be packed more than eight or ten .inches deep, with a foot of straw over them to keep out frost. In the extreme north some fire protection may be necessary. For'family use a string ran be kept hung i In any part of the cellar. Onions will ' Stand 20 degrees of frost without injury if dry. Celery is best when taken tram' • the open ground, but should be taken up 1 earth and litter over all to keep from freezing. Winlcr squashes require a dry . place, free from frost. J P.atti, It is said, guards herself carefully ' against cold. she evidently does not ! believe in free concerts, but does believe 1 in the free use of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, as it baa cured her several times. Ho Didn't Walt. "Is the editor in?" asked a large, fierce • looking man with a horsewhip io his . Iianrl, as he burst into the sanctum. "No, sir," answered the office boy. • "He's cone down to Smith's saloon to i clean out the place with a howitzer. 1 Will you wait until he returns f" r But the fierce man had fled, and, as . the editor crawled out from underneath l the tal/fe, he softly murmured : "I'll have to raise that boy's salary r next year."— Curl Prrtorl. Wfdkal. I c? vlED OTAR ^TWADE MARK. o6r!" pKGte. PROMPT.fcdl/ — - rrjAcqBsw 1 • fltADC A I^RManremEDY llPajlSS " A Ht.lt' LEASE OP LIFE. When ou » I, is l>rn suffering tlie agonies 1 I a aev r.^ i- .iek at rheumatism, neural- J iag>rvrnatlhteai|d relief cmrw, it scena as I' :r " -v lease of life bad been granted. v tucli li * I' Til tire feelings of thousands •ho, r.ucr trying physicians and number's. r .in : lire, have used Alhlophores and a8' '''a' 1,1 ,anl'c'M 587 Fulton St, Brooklyn, N. Y. V Auer suffering for nearly two rears with . continuous attack of rheumatism; after - ryiu, almost every specific, domestic and rrei 40, which the credulity of a wise man, r. atooi, might lead one to trust in, it km ■iric a, originating in the famous "City of Hnis — the homo of my ancestors anil | find founders— baa proved so inruua f -le a hiewrittg. I; U nearly Mx months iocs) I waa ieu io trace out the significance jf that word Athlophoroe. It has proved mo, in a good degree, a renewer uf mi irmer vigor and strength, so that I have wen enabled to more abodWrlth almost ••orttlifiil activity, and to feel, while ap't-.. aching my " ihree score years and ten," I have a new hold oo life. 1 believe "™ our philosophy of the disease to lie correct r iiat it has its origin in the blood, and that *- our reine.lv louchce those joinu and musloosening Ihe nodes, which have been nought into aabjection to thia dreadfni liseaae, and acts them free as no other / remedy that I hare tried. I have been f -autioas for to Ion ■ a time in recommend "mg it to others till I had tried its efficacy *1 n my own ease ; and I am now tree tl tate the estimate I pot upon it, a the safest and most efficient ntre I r. have any knowledge of. . ^ A. B. Davenport. Every druinriatahould kren Athlouhon . "* y Athlouii on

r nd Atlrlophonia Pills, hot where they can •n 1« i— a. dii of Ihe drngeist the Atlih "To Co.. 11 1 Wall Bt, New hrrt, wi. , ' rifhk-r (enrrtage paid I i n i.-.rii.l n J •rfWar pri'T. which „ fl.'no, I'oal " •' --'i snd !fr. t , T#Z ; HAVE YOU RHEUMATISMr RHEUMATISM CURE 'C. TM. Sawn hm the g^NQalteMi « ^ _CURE YOU IS ,. JStSpdSSSTA^SSS

WA-A AWA.W A. Wk JmmJ A AW., Have increased their capacity for storing goods at Ahcir large store, No. 19 Washington street, and are now prepared to give the public their lowest' cash prices in House Foniiii Bute of every flescrintion. GLASS, CROCKERY. EARTHEN WARE, WOOD AND WILLOW WARE, CUTLERY AND SILVER WARE. A full line of furniture at lowest prices. CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS, MATTINGS. AWNINGS A SPECIALTY. Upholstering in al| its branches. Refrigerators for sale, or rent j Children's coffches fop rcnt» . ' Tin EoBflnE, Plmntiii®, Steal anfl Gas Fittliij! i Wdls dritcn at short notice. J. H. BENEZET & BRO., 19 Washington St. Cape May City, N. J. . PL A NING MILL, SASH FACTORY & LUMBER YARDS, * * AN i: PACTLTtERS OP Doors, Sash, Blinds, Shutters, Moulding, &c. BRACKETS, SCROLL WBEK, TORffl&S. ETC,, ' BUILDING LUMBER OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. WILLIAM C. SCUDDER & SON. flu 'NT ASH KKliKllM. ITHKgTS, t'AMDKN. N. J. J.!« Just Recsivea a Largo Lot of WAUU PAP^R & BORDERS DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, GROCERIES, HARDWARE, WOOD AND WILLOW-WARE. FAMILY "FLOUR, I1BADLIGH7 OIL. PAINTS, OIL, HATTING, OIL CLOTH, Ac. mhlKf WM' TOWNSEND' most reliab1k fire insurance agency IN OA.PE MAY COUNTY. Only First Class Companies Represeiitefl Rates as Low as in any other 1 receive prompt attention. ' ' A: \ VV. SCOTT HAND, Avent. "A VL'E' K LAN bis. CALTON I. LANDIS. STFoiSt^, Spaetal Partner. -LANDIS & CO.,(Samw.ni to OKAVBILL A CO..) Wboleaale Dealere In Wood and Willow-ware, Carpets, Oil-cloths, ROPES, TWINES, COTTON BATS, BRUSHES, Ac. CARRIAGES OF ALL KINDS HANDLED. *10 MARKET STKKBT. AND <15 MSBCHANT STREET. PHILA. goff & Smith,. - manrfactcrkrs a!0> sdippgrs op BRICK, POTTERS and BUFF CLAY' LOWEST CAM II PRICES. OBIcc, Hmllh'a Grocery Store, ad & llroad ■In., milvlllr. ( M. Mil AW, Agent. j ' orderw by w ml will rk' bivk pkompt attention, oivy ' M. D. GOULD, ] DIALSK nt STOVES, RANGES, Etc, TIN ROOFING. GUTTERING AND SPOUTING, or bM Worxmannhlp. Alao krer* 0# axnd ana lor aale 1 fall Una or " PAINTS. OILS AND VARNISHES. jell-? TAVMiK AVKS1. K. HOLLY REACH. N. .1. . 35 THOMAS DEPUY, 35 ' 35 North Second Street, Philadelphia, Sgw DfMIGKS IN THE SBUUKD AMD AMERICAN CARPETS! CARPETS! a large uae or WILTONS, MOQl' RTTRx AN1> BODY IIKI'xaklh, o( the Beei MakM at the LoweMOeah Pnwe, A Nearly Opposite Christ Church, East Side, „ BETWEEN ARCH A MARKET 8TS.PHILADA. 35

BILIOUSNESS. Billons symptoms inv&rlablj trise from indigestion, such as tarred tongne.Yomitingof bile rlddlness, sick headache, irregular bowels. The liver sejrotes the bile and acts like s liter or sieve, to cleanse imparities of the blood. By Irregu- . larity -in Its action or suspenf lions cf Its functions, the bile ■ is liable to overflow Into tlu g blood, causing jaundlce.salloa complexion, yellow eyes, bilious dlarrhma, a languid, treary feeling and many othei dlstiessing symptoms. Biliousness may be properly termec an affection of the liver, anc « ean be thoroughly cared by thf . grand regulator of the livei " snd biliary organs, BURDOCB BLOOD BITTERS. Act upon th( stomach, bowels and liver making healthy bile and part * blood, and opens the enlvert and sluiceways fbr the outie I or disease. Sold cverywher and, guaranteed to cure. CONSUMPTIVE. IpiteSp .

i GBEAT CJDffi OF HUM0 1SEBT IS THE LOSS OF Ifirag«wj3 [ Ixra, IBAnreUb? Melt A nurj KniD- •». N.rvoa. III'MIIIJ. aad Inigbmj, Aa-Bj ROBERT 1. CULVER WELL, i rw-Thu imiare MB frmaooaa te ihoamml, rent uniter •-»!, In • nhUn revflop*. '« «BJ. A' •In* OO rmeipt „( hmr o»U,«r ivo poxjgr 5a* "I'LVRHWRLL MEDICAL l*>. 5 »WM <1 Ann M.. New Tort: P.O. R,. ». >: iMwfe In one piece from ~ PAILS Hn InJiilrMtalile,s;"®i™"!fi'': n, OSWEGO D! MraW Filer Cs. rhnrtuT. oswboo, n. t. _ i Atojrmtgxt, lor t iiSAvmg«ataiasgsi? d-l-45 T. a P10B. ta Sk4t Wk 8L, N. r.ctty.

iiaiiu nit u u nun ii ft niujiiuuinu ^ 28 Washington Street, Cape May, N. J. * C ESTE'Y ORGAN, light new home sewing machine, f ■ NEWS STAND OF B. F. HORNER. -PIANOS, ORGANS. And 9EW1MO JLACaiNBK far KALR. RBNT or BSGBANHS. «M ° M| REPAIHIllS ^POESISfliQ'or FIHDIHBB mi HEW FABTE. s ■ -.POR ' ■VJfW MUSICAL instruments SEWING ttClis A SPECIALTY. ! THE LEADING NEWS STAND 4«Uyjjapm?<rreUt j-un alv^Slezixlnra anaicorel.. iLlivwii - in'""'' P. F. HORNER. Prop'r. The Great Pargain House jfoY 80 WABHINGTON STREET, CAPE MAY, N. J. iw'tf w bjre8lls 4 glassware, In Old Fashioned EARTHENWARE. WBeB*- FIVE CENT COUNTER TEN CENT COUNTER immense bargains ^ !IN TIN WARE eittmrtiusry toum is Wood and Wiiiov. Wars. ^eal Genuine Bargains SMITH & CO. The Fitzgerald Self-Guaging Ojl Tank WIUU SAVEIIITS COST IN A SHORT TIME. SGAS MACHINES For Lighting Country Residences. gasoline, gas and oil stoves, ice! ice! tce! THE KNICKERBOCKER ICE CO., OF PHILADELPHIA. pure eastern ice. ALSO WITH coal! goal! coal! best qciurr. cahevully prepared for family use, and full AT $6.00 PER TON. , • WASniNQTON STREET A-..« OCEAN. CAI'K VA V. N.J. SASH AND DOOR DEPOT, SasI, Blinds, Sltiors, Monldies, Sreens, elc. DOOR AND WINDOW FRAMES A SPECIALTY. ~"Fr* Tore'p.ren r LVCOmNoERn I kimball, prince sco-, UUMD^R MERCHANTS, mill - work. Rockland Lime, Cement, Etc., Etc., ALWATn UN n AMD. , ESTIMATES FirilNIXHED branch yard at millvili e K'MBALL, PRINCE & CO., c. b. coles, lumber merchant, MANUFACTURERS OP Doors, Sash. Blinds, Mouldings. Boxes, &c. BRACKETS. AND SCROLL SAWING. Office, No. 14 KsiRlin's Avenue, Camden, N. J. Je-18-y - geo. m. powell, 5 : tailor, No. I 5 Decatur Street, Cape Mav City, ( uwtfemro'. Farat.n.n* iterxi GEORGE E. CUM MINGS. AGENT FOR THE SALE OF finiltt lots al Seaside fart Ielaid HeiiWs, auto & pi. Plaasaa i JB. i 703 Walnut Str.at, Philadelphia West Jersey Hotel, FOOT OF MARKET STREET, CyiMDKN. N. J. . HzvlBK I^anM laq^Re^rnwnnd ihn »' ore Hotel. 1 u ^poredtotorntali mj tnd^jhf yi .n.tchai loihe "«-i stawtlw pab80kri LaU*/ParmH»gn- < •amdn. £ JOUX rOTTER. Clerk.

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IHrdtfaL " Cjji. HARKEH'S HAIR BALSAM HINDERCORN3. r" ; u V Humphreys' BBySaSapcliitaaEt' cl all -Lca-es. h^mfopathic Spec i f i c s . HisALi'H IS WEALTH! ^ we cuarahtee six boxes gaf& i^gah be cubed. <2 J ^ ? JKW iiflRti^ *S GANGERS^ ami .tilbuHl pnin. CATARRH piles mi disesses gf woken™" sfves m» IIMhley PUMPIbest [if |1LATCH LEY'S kjj U TRIPLE ENAMEL Dporcelain-lined ■' "• SEAMLESS TUBE ^LSPUMP C. BLATCHLEY, 306 MARKET ST., Phlladclph a. EB-F0CBbhsU»»t«tlM4a»»tttlh»t»»S*--tS Papos' amonialic enjeue? ** ^ lerrrtui "s m "b CMnji-r 1— IUOTI. &0-IIU-:, n.ui MSSB LJBKy mo4ie£nglae«lroai3i.« jt0h.pM re.-ffiB; .-;.