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VOLUME XXXII.

CAPE MAY CITY. NEW JERSEY. SATURDAY. JANUARY 8, 1887.

WHOLE' NUMBER. 1684.

rmuuan vmi.T, ST r'A may chit. kt. j. # 1 .50 a year in Advance. ?roffSSioual Cards. ?• DOUGLASS, ATTORNE Y AT-LAW ALTER A. B ARROWS, ATTOB NE Y-AT-L A W ROUCITOR IN CHANCERY, ] )K 7, K. l.K AMINO & SON, DENTISTS C ui M»r CtrvTSr. ""rlir* sal Oeeaa 1 TtMWUj noon nniil Wrlniwlmj «tur0>n MsvOobmvHocsz— Tsurvlsjialiiistl- . JAMES K. B. HILDRETHV j ATTORN K Y-AT-J.AW j SO&CjVoR, M ASTER A YD EXAMINER IN ! OHANOKRT. j ^orawt *t No. «• Wuhlofton auvat, pa)***? jqTSRBKRT W. EDMUNDS, ATTORN E Y-AT-LA W ; OLICITOR AND MASTER IN CHANCERY, t omcA.ro. sOwrammmmeratar. Cape Msf city, N. J. all-; i A l-»p»CAor. 1|.i.|..-.Tn-l«v.»n.l FrH.v* jusfetss Cards. J ■pjNOS B. WILLIAMS, ARCmTE(,T AND BUILDER. [ WILL MAES DRAWINGS, AND 81TrERTN- I PUNT) OK CONTRACT. f office— «i WMomrno »., cape Mm y, n.j. ^ a Limi, ~ « PRACTICAL PAINTER AND GLAZIER OrJtn msy h» If rt si Z. Jok'ntoa's «lon^^ JDEUBEX TOWNSEND, ' Ll

A PINT FOR (T'MBEKI.AND Tl. HqJ^ALFIRE INSURANCE CO. J commissioner of. deeds, j£J IHIlo- >1 ('•!»■ M«y Court Hiiare, N.J. Jel.y J1L0RAL VILLA, ~~ OAPH AVENUE, NBAR T1IR HE At II, H* m CAPM4Y POINT, N.J. mr THIRTY ROOMS. OPEN ALL Til* TEAR. _ TERMS MODERATE. BU!>- M. K. SPRINGER. Prop CTGILE, " T ■A- it nOUSE, SIGN AND FRESCO '« PAlfftER, «' CAPE MAY CITY, N. J. RNTI MATES FURNISH RD. 0» QRGAN9 AND SEWING MA- j? B. F. HORNER, PIANOS ORGANS & SEWING MACHIES - BRI DO ETON. N.J. «» y *-""*• — "our s goraoQATE-soFFici. '• I tbi tide opon ana u SURROGATE OP TUB. COUNTY OP CAPE I ■i nu OSIM si Caps May court Boom, on TUESDAY AND SATURDAY *! Of «*ch wevZ. WILLIAM BILDKETB, y -!H£2 „.RarT^S?._ jij BLANTK'srSmNOTIONS « GOLD PENS, FISHING TACKLE. ROPE TWINRS, HAMMOCKS. Pl'LLYH AND YACHT MIXTURES. POCKET CUTLERT. BRASS AND COPPER WIRE. A1.BUMH. CHROMOX. PRAMKS. PICTURES, Etc.. Etc. On Ml of cooA VIOLIN STRINGS Mnt to any row ora«> «A4rm. In tfc» UbRoO S>auw on roortpt ol su:.t-2vt eeou. J. a GARRISON, «» A tl WsHUamn SI., c.pr M»» N. -I. ADVERTISERS 1 can learn the exact cost of I any proposed line ol atlver- ■ tising in American papers by £ addressing Geo. P. Rowell & J Co.. fi Nrwipaprr Art vcrtlBlnn llurcau [j i o Bprace MA.. Nrw York, i, Send lOo. for lOO-paga Pamphlet. E I3 All— S ' - j OSWEUO PERFECT. " . • I "-sa-~ BAUGH;SSMOSPHiI[ .ANIMAL BO^E MANURE. APWlPPf PnSiSSnm or ib7C.<8.*U UOM lino ^Nnid I'S^ !<<• ^^h^gjrliv fSat. TWtoa frrr. 0

■ ' (Fdr rational. P nOLLEGIATE, COMMERCIAL I ) ctoa. >n'^Lumf,l?fS'rc5''rE' | . 5?"Stev INSTITUTE I RBlDOKTOfr. .TffjC JRItRSY. Otsnnaapssl ■ laaaiioul ».i«.nt«r. for i«r ■!*«#! THE LBIOim SCHOOL OF BUSINESS SWFWES. •JSJEW JERSEY . PAllTrrm wiDcoaiMDegMOBMy. BepLlMlL i JssjssrawassBiii-Jiis ■ SESrSaeSSriSS niwLi2:',atlS»rotia^^lML"i«5th | I ' Prtmipsl, 'J MM C. art®! Ml, for Yoimi Hen and Boys, Mcflla, Pa. , enmnr 'feokKc1' P8&t2trk 1 r*io«wA itirrixralar KiurUhb. SrlVnuSn. ilu«u.. «■ i CI...I-A! OM-Uil Kneiw-.ra.E «.orv. sio i-ot. j ' YAI-. PrlncM-w owl lh« «»" Con>cniD<t li't- j • 55a "if f"' '•"i'lc j j mroc T 'pDf'l™ j « «n-l U*:l Grwin'. IKO ioA «M«t I ' In w^'llnltEbu A|ip«r»lai^ doqWM | I »a£n>roniw'»"'iI»,£aB,oie3i !«r ndilrnn in« 1-rtnHpal «"'! IT-<pri«or, I . NW1TIIIN C. KlIORTUlXIE, A. II., (ibrrard { bsii. ivn-k. al-Iy | EIRCE COLLEGE UP I'llILADKLVniA. PA. TnOMAS MAY ITIRCE, M. A.| iwm.oi.wKTnSS'rdi- * SSSH® ''^cocE^M^oriBBr.™ I W TWoorM.nnHMpjwsM.JflsracciTOH. I

g3«»prir. j REV. JonN THOMPSON. Dean. - »rdiral. ; fAYSPETSIA.— ITS NATURD. L' Prrrnitton »n,| Corr. Br JUlW - n. Mr.r l.vi N. I, won, HrtA.ll ynn T*x CoL RUPTURE : sndooBfort.™ Rrllrf At om-r. f'«rur« Altrndnd ; ii gps™fp : Medical offices. 208 H. Bccond 8t.,PUWrinkla. Inrmr.l. Dr:. J. N. i :■ B. H0EEH3ACK' ASTHMA S^fi CERMAN ASTHMA CORK ssasasssLi GREAT CADSE OF HUMAN JDSEKY IS THE LOSS OF I MJIK'H'l A lAV'or- on the N«!nrr, Trmlm-W uul BaU •SM,'°RnnasrnrT, Nrrromi iSriUKj. and Im|p5Shafi5fes® iwt»ln"»rKl oBortuAl, whlrh orery MffeTrr. -^trrumltamn »UI prorenbeoatoinoiuAnits ^™^BR ^r^KK WKLL^MTOICAL OO-^ jg a^CURTIB, PRACTl'CAL PLUMBER. GASiNDSTBAl FITTER, iw ltei«r Btrtoi. Cap* May Ctty. ' CSoa-noA Mow. FamortM, BotoM. imal *tt* • Gas, Water and Steam Pipes, l In tae wot sum «f a» Imeibw.I ■ Chemical Work A Lead Burning x P«rco snd j TERRA COTTA DRAINAGE OUy praotiaal Phuooor la Cap* May City rarj nMMimwaNE iWSSKM S t

! Jtnildlnfl Wntrrinl, (fo. L jERKMIAII B.SCHELLENGER'S ! LUMBER YARD n I Mr in t'hn county, iif mAy »o«rj'y t^aalt IM i c | 1"M*» PERT '.YIllTK PIN* . j y I "U."1 PLA8TKRING LATH, j b SO INOLRS OP ALL KINDS. ' j 'I PLOOKING. FRAMRSTL'PP./'ICKRTn. j J rWORDKRS PROMPTLY PILLKD l j P®raSM*iioIa2SI5«a[r** w LnB"''" t 1 ^etlAlr J. B. SOHKLLKNOaa. ; BUILDER'S SUPPLIES at ...... A. SCHELLENGERS, . Dm, Sasl, IjIir BliJii, HB8 ADD WITOW FRAME, j, StairWort' and Scroll •Sawing, fr Pant Ir Stelkin S RmSlI, ; SASH WRIGHTS, SASH CORDS, I NAILS, FRAME PULLEYS, ; Biilier'i Hardware ii Geaeral. MgfeSSSSS, I ilven. j.Ig-y A. SCH BLLKNtlKR, MIMrlllc.N. J. £ Coal, Wood, Jtau, rtr COAL AND WOOD ' J. M. SCHELLENGER. i (Mui.LAMir io A. MolioHmpfT) '' 8UBBI.LENGKR S LANDING. CAPBMXY. ' SSEFSWSB,' ma '

I* Effi. Stmt, cunt at Fa COAL, Pine. Oak and !Hickory Wood i THE CORD. : 1 "t-l> M. -rilEl.l.RN'ltH. | '! JTtilada. business Cards. ■ ~~A P. PL1NT, ' * iL. f GENERAL AUKNT FOR A. S. BARNES A CO. tOM ARCH STREET, PIUI^ItAv _ ji PoblUIien of Nnr Nalloou Bcnrs of scdool a rp M. SEEDS, f FASHION ABLK nATTER, N". .. NORTH SECOND STS.. PHILADA. ' EXTRA CHARGE FOR HATS M ADR TO IX oa. STIFF HATS n », SPECIALTY. I TLfY DATS ABE MY BEST . ±VL ADVERTISEMENT j ' TUBY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES, j j BARRY KAYSEK, ONE PRICE HATTER. | I No. » SOUTH SECOND STREET. PHILADA. ' fTwo door* holOH Martot BL1 4-10-T j . U., 4 QQ* • ^ j CHDRCB AND SCHOOL- FtJENITURE. rpilE OllASu" TURKISH IIW GENTS DBPA HTM ENT. tl N. lira St. " -ADIER- nrr.M Flinert strrot. t MARTIN DALE A JOHNSON, rropn. j ■ SILAS 11. imtvi.YNK S'ir. n.jis- j I J It. MATI.ACK, t TERRA COTTA DBAIH atS SEWEB PIPE t £ CHIMNEY FLUES. GARDEN VABBS, CEMENT. Etc. U WirrmaWM Lownt Prwixt and Bml Pipe* In I Or [ V gup, Wis fo. Wmtiiils. 'ri JOHN H. RUSSELL. GENERAL DEALER IS £ DRY GOODS, GR0CEIUJK8, BOOTH, SHOES AND NOTIONS. FLOUR A.rVT> FKKD, PATENT MEDICINES. PORK, LARD. HAMS, SEEDS. 4c. . I COM Sonne, en* M«J co.. n. j. j J a PRICKS' STORKS, 1 ' ' j NO. II PERRY ST., CAFK MAY CITY, » j GHOCSHES, DEI (KMHfi wA NOTIONS S, OILS, VARNlSS^^d PUTTY, NO. B PERRY STREET, IK FEED 8TORE, " j COBS, OA*. HAY. BRAN AND KILL FRED WOOD "YARD. I WOOD CUT A SPLIT. CEDAR PONT allaOM. ifnnmr I HIIIIVV tvtcni lo n». m l or will WBA j n'w.'llxd'jSii Wo

. * ' MHIal. ' s Warning and Comfort. •If yoa are loffc.-in* trpm poor SullO or - (•innguiAtiin* on » ts*l of urkim. taka cWjcr, r n vicmriy enowiaft why. H8p , mtticn, will aarwycBro yon. • ' ;!3SBSS8^^Si * ■l^#gggsa ■ i •Itvou Am suffering from ovcr-caliog I «r dnnkinfi. nay inUlscroUan or dlsslpa. ! | tlon, or arc young nud growing ton fnn. 1 c j »» i* of I on liio on-"'. | C ^-'."statSssaaw* \l It IWWOr.AllV •-.! lip- PJ^.Or •" « Si sssfe;: "If you arc «ick with that tcrrihk' sick- K ne&, Nt'rvou*n<'.--.'vmi will flnil s -Ralm * in Gllaid* in Hop Ifittrrs •:.•••' cl i ^ A- Lady's Wish ! ! t ( j, -k;r- « ii.' i, i-i • ,i1, I io , .I, de -lEE"'-3. ...CATAB R H K, ulitiilcl DaliI!l^H|P'££_Y^S^^H vi GiM WAS at BW-Wj '!> MID 1= »' CAIABBH, PWrtwnSl/J k HAY ; ! V:'Hy f Ofj !r, OfetotTt alarm. j"; N. Y. ml

DON'T j /f>3 BRIGHTENED j Brnplinil1-". 'iL.ll "'l '""" Vl\jwPslfl^I irubhi Sore., _r iryr. or Pifc* «.-. I lirrty and Hii.r Iw riP.J byajldjuiz CKCluaUy PALMER'S "SKIN-SUCCESS" ! Etilrd eiilTnnlilii lsdrw Till. PHm TS YF-tl trot-CBKa ofycsr „ PALMER CoUa Nuu Strwt, N. V. City, i FOBTV YE.VttSI CMfcn^ J mmmm EXHAUSTED VITALITY. j Illustrative Sam ie Free. ■ fea KNOW THJSKF.dSCWI • I £Ss£F^^°^S.S5S I r rlrj1' ml w*l »" tl" bj m*i*,*|-*lp«M, concAUni in ptam wrapper. . ILLUSTRATIVE SAMPLE FREE TO ALL 'jSgSjpSl .hBBi ^SifSASrlUSS.tS'rSMS COCKLE'S il ANTI-BILIOUS PILLS 7HB GRSAT ENGLISH RKKKIV (D i iLi ; -- p's-r : ^o°„ CONSUMPTIVE. ; ttjjaaas •c.s-rjs

A COOK WANTED. "Wantrd- A jjyiod cook, "llcfhrcnrr. mjulrald, Apply m Clovht cfltlngu Dofli i» In 11 a- in..1' wrote Kale thivl* In hor 'clow, ilctidi'd hand. -Tlicr.-. ihat will do, Lilly to kereMert tisU'r. the head of the.Iiou*iiold. . "Ycn/Kished Ml« Darij. "noi tluit I «u|>i>om it will Is1 of much use. There isn't cyeo « conk to Im bail in IhU ilc- : scrtdlTilloge." j "I wouldn't mind that M> much,". I eiiinicd iu licr cousin, pretty Cut* tin 'if it were not fori lie scarcity j of < other ami more deslntblc malcri'd. I Not a man Jo say bo! io in (1m pla. i ; (with disgust). • "Anil (o think of tlm litter imbecility [ stop hen all summer, witbotil knowing what it was like!" rejoined Lily.' "Yes, I am (Jniic colrvinred tluit by September 1 -hail have fo'g.Uleri bow to flirt from sliecr want at pnvtiixi." What tui BppaUiaK prutpeet t'MauL'i.s Kale, looking ujvffmn ihif WriTtnguvcr wliich slu, bus b. cn bending Willi a mischievous face. "Here, girls," passing ipremnothdr' slip of paper, "don't you than Lily's advertisement?" ' ' - Cocile reads aloud: "Wanted Three accomplished male flirts. R.-ftTene.s required. Apply at Clovia oottngr - any "For shame. Ka'e-.ri, 1 . posepaphWcre to find such a Hung iyin.- .. Cctiilchas becngptziug at the lake for minulo. shielding !ur cycstyvitl: a small brown hand. " lliere's a yacht " she announces suddenly, "and— -yes—I she's patting in here!" "Jubilate! Here's excitement !" erica' Kate, sweeping her papers bit" the waste-basket, and leaving one— not, aias! the one she intends 011 her desk; "let's get our huts and the glass and go out on the point." Two hdurs l«e»H,e "Siren of Detroit" mcnta' of thsee biucuiastumed yaebts. and stroll uj> t j the one hotel. "Well, .after all." remarks A'eehV. dejectedly* "we don't- knout- tliem- jo ihey as will be at KamebatsBL* "I'd rather liave them here. Utougli."

says Kale,yofily. We'll try to induce papa lo go down ib 'iliSvTITHgfi'SKdTBalttf "I don't believe I'ncJe Janus' will," ' still in dcpalring ton,--. "Yon know j( "! dec jar, -. girls, wc ouyh't to lie ^ ashamed of ourfclvcs." cries Lilly, jump- . uigup. "nave up nommgeiri-,. revere. ly . but men to talk about?" c( "Not much else," murmurs Kutc. But aJ Lily tarns away in scorn. ,j "Where did you put that advertise- e, mcnl. Katc'r" slie demnmis. "I shall send Sam with it to tlie village." It's lyirtg folded up on my desk." ail- ,, swers Kale, lazily. And the said jnipuc o) it forthwith dispatched to tlio office of -c that world-renowned puhliciiliou. tlje ,f Stnlus Point Bonner. _ ,al The next morning lis the girls are [(i lftiiH^rlng will, bn^Lg snil w.irh i-,i liio ^ shady veranda at the back or the cottage, ni Jaue. the Sodua young woman who is g, acting as temporary cook, appears at the side door. t, "Ifyc please, miss," she announces, ! otoliffiy, -Tln r-'s some folks around to . the dwor a» sex tlicy have come 'bout an advertisement as waa in llic paper." u "Oh, dear!" groans Uly; "a whole |( family, I oppose, wanting 'to place' one y of their daughters. Very well, Jane, say j. Ill be there diretly," and slie lazily # swings out of licr hammdbk dnd van- p itliea Into the house. I*- "Ect'a got hchTnd TKe vem tian and (| listen to LHyJultnicwitig' tfic natives," f | auggniu Lecilc: L'J dare say. they'll 1* (j - good fun." And she and Kate steals a ] round the vrrapda and peer' through the ; slilsof the Venetian bFimlsnt three young 1 men of decidedly "swell" appearance, [ vrho, nttin-d in roHumes of dark blue rtmncl and looking distinctly miscliievr oa«, arc eomforubiy aeated on the door- ' r step. "Tho yachlsmer.!" gnsps~Katc, and, ' ■ with one glance at cacli other of ntler amazement, tlie two girls breathlessly await development. « Lily, tall, dignifltal. aalonltlied, up- ' peara at the door. At sight of her a sud- ' den air of surprise and confusion faHs ' upon the free-and-easy trio. They start up simultaneously and touch their hnis, ' but no one seems to have a word 10 say. Lily Is'wa stiffly. •■Y"ou called ?" she says, interroga- ' Tlie vjahjaJ^Unce at each other in a shamefaced way; then one. whom Uic steps forward. "I beg your panlon;" be says, stanlmering. "but you adrer••Certainfy," admits Lily, with some asperity.'"! advertised for a cook." -Oh!" he remarks, blankly: "we saw — that Is. wc thought— ph. good heav- >• ens!" turning in despair u* his companr |an4, "can't one of .you fellows explain?" Culprit number two makes an effort. "I— we— didn't know," lie falters, uneorafortahlv; "1 think thcte has beerr a 5 . mistake." I- "In that ease ,"«ys Miss Dav»,loftily. "I will say jood morning," and abc turns away. ' But by this time ike hrst speaker has partially recovered himself, tjj "Pray itay one moment," fie implores. E earnestly. "Evidently we are all the ■ victims (with wrath) of soine-siily prac53 tlcal joker. I feel- that this unwarrantii*5 able intrusion, as it seems of coarse to S you. must be explained at whatever cost. !*J You cannot have seen this morning's - 'Xptdis a copy of the Sodua Banner j as- from his pocket, and folding It down at "*■ the advertisement column, hands it to - Lily.

A guilty lu-art behind tho venAtion quakes. "Ce'cllcI'MireaUics Kale. iiTilTr-ngonized-wliisper. "I j'ml-l liave senl'fhe vvrang adverttscnxait !" And facile nods ^ slowly as she. wotchi-s Lily's start of iI] rushes in her face. Poor.LUrf It.la her turn now. ' tHie gasps helplessly and trlijs in vain, to sjicak. Yachtsman yumber ,e "Yotr thought," he' ays quickly. ts "aomclmpcnlnent scounilrei has made M use of your name, and for our part wc T growing, if possible. eVcn more scarlet, "tluit any fflwrty was juMiflidflc with such—" she chokes. "Tiie vvrctch shall be purikhci!." he ■v declares flerccly,' 0 "N,>— no," faintly, "It Is no one's " fault. I— wo" , ' It is my faultl" cries s new voice, and -T Kate, panting anil glowing, stands be. 0 fore the electrified group, bent upon explaining the situation and taking lite 19 blame upon her own shoulder*. A r, w [r svorii* "anil everything is clear. Three " outwardly, resjw-ctful but. liiwanlly con- » bow* and deep apologies, ami Ihr.eols.j c tressed damrelsj-liuging together within c the collage iAan agony «hamo sju-nd j V again." declares Kale for the Ivmrtredth 1 c 5 "oi r,™!:rk' I » Then. With Silspielon.* ' Just (lion Lily return* from un inter, j , view Willi Num. an ajieii nolo in' lier 9 hand, which she plaees witli tragic calm , before her sister. "Dosr Lily." ran Hie k penciled words, "1 am brincing lliree 0 it won't inconvenienco'yotL Tlicy belong „ to tlio Detroit yacht which is anchor . .1 (n flic buy. and two of Ihemri have ju*t * discovered, are sons of David Churchill, of whom you liave often heard me sjwak'; tlie third, a friend w ho is yacluhig wilji " tlieni. Yon loving father." Kate hands tin- imte loC'eeile. and tlicn, indent, lliere "How dA-ndfid '" „ "What fan!" from Cccile. "What shall we do?"

'•We shall hare to lie civil!" 1 "i'erhap* tlicy don't know wc are tin- 1 -anio pedpEV l uis Inst suggesuoir '* turns out to bo cot reel as is proved by ' visible embarrassment of Mr. Davis' - guests on their arrival at the gate.thcj^reselvr Io make the best of an .awkward 'situation*, nnd br Hie ' most grave and respectful courtesy 1 uececded in almost banishing the implcas- 1 ant reminiscences w hich every now am! threatens to overwlielin their h»s!- ' During luncheon the spokesman oi ' the morning, who is introduced by Mr. as "Mr. Walter Churchill, captain of the yacht," announces with uiitilu-li- 1 mendacity that he had "always in- ' •ended making Sodus bay Uio.ttiMb's 1 UeaJquartcrs for tl^j summer. Ills hast. 1 formed resolution is carried out; and, ' Indeed. itot"oniy-w--9odns- bay -for the 1 next two montlis headquarters of tlie 1 but Clov'tf cottage proves head- 1 quarters for her crew, and the result of ' t'i'is little arrangement is the following ' notice, which appears In the . society J jonrnais far December, "A brilliant social event U about to ' take place in Rochester, tlio occasb n a douoie wedding in the family of Mr. James Davis, the Misses Lily and Kate Davis espousing Messrs. Walter and Harold Churchill, of Detroit. It is rumored, also, that a ma'.eb has be. r arranged between Miss Oedle Cnhdiolm. the pretty and vlvacions niece of Mr. Davis! and Mr. WU1 Carieton, an estimafriend of jthe Messrs. Cimreliill. wl o aceompanied them on thblr yachting trip this summer."— Chicago Nrat. Men Who Woro LnuBhec! At. Galileo, Columbus. Jenner, and the many authors who have had Hieir manu scripts returned, arc among those of. the world's benefactors whose early dreammet with ridicule. When tho Ural train made its first trip over George Stephenson's railroad, !»-- twecn Liverpool and Manchester, nil tinstage companies held Indignation meet Ings. It was certain, to many people, tint teamsters would starve, and tlie market for horses lie ruined. When the Central Railroad got to Rochester, N. Y. , the farmers mobbad the new-fangled contrivance, driving off the workmen because horses wouldn't be , worth ten dollars apiece. . When the fiist reajier was put to work in an Edglish'wheat-field. tlie excited 1 sickle-reapers captured and burnt it. When the self-binders were first Introduced into Western Illinois, the harvest , bands burnt many, and Uiey were compelled to guard the machines with shotYet wc now know (fiat all tilings alitor the good of >11, laboring people not » qxceptcd. Every labor-saving machine is also a laborer-zavlng machine. The ' the psoUncta of work: this Is a fact lie should never forget, and because of it he lives mneli better than his father lived. i. It is equally true that our capabilities, comforts, and advantages are thus broadcned and incredaed. The luxuries of one 1. generation are the comforts of the. next. 1. .'.Can you let disease strengthen in •J your system when afflicted and not seek I relief? for all forms of Heart Disease, -r organic or sympathetic.. Dr. Graves' at Heart Regulator L* a core; has been belo 1 fore the public thirty years, flt.00 pei | bottle.

jyWITH COSTER IN BATTLE. it- ' ana u;;,n:'i t'i:;;i)i.tx.i .EXFCBtKxct IX IS . TI!K Kill OF TllKT.KBEI.-l.ION. ,j NewVrki-aL u Robert Roe, ah.. -Id scotch rewind' of ,r this city, jx'IateH to a Oil! rep-irtcrro. ,'s echtly a thrilling cxjierienrf lie had wilji ,r Gen. Clistcr at the close of .tlie late war. He was "a iionwommissioncd officer in . ' Company M. Fifteenth Regiment. New ,, Yurk Heavy Artllle'ry.. which servedin c the field as i- fontiy at fte battle of the aildcrnes* and other ehgacements in . tlmt vicinity. After the surrender of i Gen. I/v to Gun. Gram, the latter or. I, dt-rcd (lea. .Castor 10 i-olleet all of the Confederate battle fiaga and deliver tliem „ to (he War Office in Washington a« tro. phieaof the final victory. Only thirty- « three tattered and bnilet-ridillei! flags wire found, the rest having been hidden ,1 or destroyed in. the retreat from Rich. . inond, .when the disheartened Confoflor- *. ate soldiers knewTliat Hie end of the war ,. was near. A large part of tho victorious Cnlon army started for Washington in ~ iidvance_or Uusfeir nntr MS sTaff. who were ercortetl by n trooji of cavalry. 1 "Our regimyBt was in the Fifth Jt.i. . 1 giule, Second Divjsion of the Fifth Corps, 1 i known as Porter's old corps," Mr. Roe I ! said-, "which was commanded by Gen. ■ Warren in the closing batiirs of the war, . J but Mas under the direction of Gen.Ord , j w hen lee surrendered. We were rert- ; ing one noon in an open jiri.llJir.tbe . j wayside, and making merry over our , | homeward match, wlien wo heard great ( ; elieering ffir down the road. Knowing j that some distinguished general n-as ap. . 1 T r*»T-fif1lj- Tl)- tr.cn nil! to (he wayside jrirn <1 also gathered at the brigade headmi ter*. W elllspiaycd our corjw r-olots ,;X for Ifte men «"d the Fifth Corps r !-irh-d in the "fact tliat they turned the , r. hel left at tha battle of Five Forks the , nigh', that Richmond and Petersburg f ell. A* Un- cavalry approached wc knew by , tlie breeze who they were, and wc gave I tin- jW.Av-Uaircd cavalry leader ami hi* i-M-ort a ringing cheer. In the middle ■ : 1 In: troop l^Jrty.tlirec liorsemen car- | vvi re attached to long poles, each . We fi!|q*wed the parly would pass wllhsi- ppicg, but Cwter dropped to the r.-ar, 1 be bugle Eoimjlcd 'halt,' and Cus- . U r gailopcd over to Iiendquartcra to pay bis respects to our officers. ' - W idle tliey were drinking and chat.

r<niswrrgo5d look m ihc 'Johmnnragr 71 . | *.■>.. .■>>,. „( H» foremo-t. -Am— t— - " tlie flags I saw one of the Thirteenth h .Virginia Rogiment, wfiicii i had often seen in batUe, and 1 determined to get a wee irit of il as a memento of Hie battle f ; of llatchePs Run. February (lib, 1*B, j; Un- men who fought under the flag. <| Win n the soldier lowered thii flag to me c I def'ly plnchwl a small pleiio out of It, !" which was easily done, for the el >1*1 was " ragged and worn very thin. Then I no- ( Heed a war-worn flag that bore the name < Of -Wagner," among others, pud I was ' hound to have- a piece of that, it pos-i- ;J bio, to remember I-'ort Wagner by lierj-- il . after. I begged' so hard to touch the i' flag tluit the soldier who carried it low- ' crod it so tint I got a good hold. Bui at . Uiatmstani .Uut.jaiglMLALJai»isr^4g _ , sounded the calls 'attention. ' -forward' and 'trot,' which I knew well, as I iiad r - been a sergeant of cavalry, ami bugler, , and the troop started. While I tugged ! at the flag to tear a piece off, the soldier pulled to gt-t it away, and the delay t threw the horsemen in the r.-ar in eon. f r "At this moment Custer noticed the a [ break in the poops and saw that I was 1 r the cause. He shouted at the top of his , voice, 'Let go that flag;' but 1 did not otiey unlit 1 had secured a piece of the , dug and hid In my clothes. Custer, who •! wasXIiSUrsnt hundred yards from me. ' . was tho' delay, add wheeling Ids lipase | , after waving a parting solute to ouroffl- t , In- pulled hi" great lonil.rero down I • over his forelK-ad. spurred fils charger to 1 a gallop, drew his -nbrc and raised it lo \ a left cut against infantry, and then rode -ilraiglit for me. I wa* on his left, which ; 1 was lo my advantage, tor a font soldier wills a rifle and a bayonet has a great advantage when ha is Oil the left side of a 1-nvalryman. But I was in a quimlry, for I had no rifle or bayonet, and eonjd '' not defend filj'sclf ngnlnst Ha- furious Ouster willi my sword. I can hear the " ring oi his sabn- yet as it left tin- senb bard. It was like the 'ping' of a minnle ' rifli-buQeU And! con also see the men 8 of our brigade waving their hand* nnd li.-ar tliem shouting to me to run. I aaw '* that Custer was in a fierce passion and '' would cut me down as quick a* ill were r an Indian or a rels-1 if 1 remained in the * road. My comrades know lie would n >t Il siiato to use his sabre, ami Uiey ex. .p. i- -led to see me sliilo or disabled. "It was a thrilling moment, and. knowing the desperate man I had (o deal "' with. I resolved to defend myself at all sI hazards. On the opposite side of the "" diteli, which ran along one side of the road, rebel rifles were piled np Itkc cord wood, with bayonets fixed anil pointing !C toward the jroad. In an instant I "saw my advantage, and, springing art-ons the M ditch, I picked up one of Hie rifles, dn>i>ped on one knee in front of the rifles, of and brought my own piece to the |»li. " lion of -'receive cavalry," and there waitei| the attack of the furious commander. Custer was bravp. to rashness, but he was no fool, and his quick eyes taw at a glance my advantage. He k'bew that If lie forced his horse to jump the ditch *i the animal would plnnge breast foremost l!- on -at least twenty rebel bayqneta, and DV Hint I would dctcnd myaclt to the death. H- There was death to" bla horse and possibly for himself in the jump, and he in j knew it. I glanced at his yellow- hair. «* and scarlet 'Csatar Ue' streaming in the M-. wind, saw his %rcc blue eyes and the ' flash of bis sabre, and' then I gritted my be- 1 teeth and braced myselt for the attark, per J whie{i seemed Inevitable. In those few I second! my whole life flashed through

my brain, and I thought* how hard it . . would lie lo be slain thus after passing x -unharmed through the, war, or else, bo the slayer pf fts idolized cavalry hero. ' But wit bout halting Custer galloped past, ' anil as he rode by I raw a grim ami ugly '' smile of chagrin on* his face. He shook A ll his head and muttered something which • I could not hear, as he galloped after n Ills men and the battle-flags. Our "boys, v who had witnessed [thejwliOlo exciting ' 11 episode, font up a rousing cheer, and afterwardsThey and ,tho officers coiigratu- " latixl,mo on the narrow escape from the ' dare devil of our army. That was my first and last meeting with the brave ami unfortunate Ctiater. who jwas worshiped 11 by ail of our soldiers for his gallantry in '• tlie held. I carried home the|two bits of ' the rebel flags and have them now In Thrift Overreaohes ftaetf. - i 'An aged party lived in the outskirts o; r a great city —presumably Chicago, the 4 only real great one. .He had a humble 1 home, although hit was exceedingly well ' off, having considerable gold coin stowed away in "lockings and tin boxen. He ' was a thrifty old parly, and averse to • expenditure for such unnecessary tilings ' »s fdbd, clothing, etc. Ho rvgsfdcrl ■ three square meals a dayj jis the wildest' > dissipation, and considered the possessor ' of more than one suit of clothes a com- " biuaiion of the dcbauclicc anil (lie sylmriic. This gentleman was> prototype of r I Im toildlinc old imbecile in'tlie opera of 1 "Chimes of Normandy." Ills life was I made miserable liy the fear that his . - carefully hoarded gains would lie wrested from him by sonic enterprising burglar. ■ He hail ho faith in burglar alarms, and *' ' a private watchman was quite out of the ' question. Should he keep a dog ? He ' might, but dogs must cot, and meat even ' tor a dog costs money. Ha! si. idea! Ho began to practice howling like a dog," nnd liy dint of much study be got canine ' oavaliftas'down to a fine point. When- ' over he bran! suspicious sounds In the 1 neighborhood he Bel up n howling and : bark'ng fit to trighten the moon into ■ seeking seclusion behind a cloud. Tbo 1 suspicious sounds would die away and ! the old man would chuckle to himself in - fiendish glee and*co'ngratulate himself ' oral months, until people in the neighbor. - hood were in mortal terror of old whalV ' bis-name'a dog. The old fossil was "highly pleased at his success ; but what - was surmise, one mhrnine. M'tien an «aa one when

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