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How He Worked It. ' Sitting in tin- rotunda of a prominent , hotel aot long sltxi: in conversation with , the proprietor, be' «airl: "Look at that | man behind the counter. Nothing pro- , coke* me more llutn to ace a fptron of | my hotel, either permanent Or transient. i so far impose upon jne and my clerks u i to cuntlnuoily go behind the counter. , ilu bos no bvUios there, but of course < ifl tell him so he will get mod and leave' l ■ the hptuQ_" The hotel keeper, panned , « minute as it nirnhmtiog. and then i . laughingly a»M : "Many years ago f when I was a . clerk at the old Blank ' • Upttsci"! remember a case of tlila ( kind, for which I WO* fortunate enough 1 'to provide a radical cure. Directly dp. I po*ite the hotel was the leading bank of t the town, and whenever a railway train 1 -or stage coach arrived the banker Would I (mine Into the hotel, walk around. behind t the counter and scan the register for sev- i oral minute*. One day I>oid to the pro; < prietor, 'IJo yon iike this sort of thing?' ' He replied,. 'I most certainly do not, but « 1 know of no way to prevent it.'" The ' narrator went on to say that after giving 1 the matter a little thought, lie Anally « •aid to his employer : "If fou will ' five me permission to do it In my own ' way I tbliik I cart stop our banker friend ' from his dally . examination of the regis- ' tor." "All right," said Boniface, "go ' ahead and aetj what yon can do." That 1 day, soon after the banker had paid his ' morning visit of inspection. I put on my J Uptoeilaroufld the. cashier's desk with- ' out being observed, opened a book and ' turning to the banker said In a loud tone. * pointing to the footing at the bottom of 1 the page, "is it possible that this is all i the balance Ibis m»n has In your bank?" The old fellow stood perfectly aghast. c but Anally managed to say, "What on earth do you mean by coming In here ' and looking at the books of this eat'ale c iishmcnt ?" I ceoly replied, "Why. 1 r supposed it was the custom of tho coun- 1 try, and 1 formed this opinion from 1 what 1 have observed In the hotel across ' tho way since I became a clerk there." The old mart" said never a word and I 1 walked out. But he never went behind c . .the counter of the Blank House again.— National Hotel Ktf/mier. * Hotel

An Unprecedented Quadruped. A solemn man recently entered a res. lauraot, followed by his dog, seated himaelf and called for a bill of fare. It wns given him. "What would you like to have, sir?" asked .the waiter, dipping the table with Ills napkin. The dog meanwhile had climbed upon a chair on the other side of the table and was gravdy regarding bis master. "Weil," sud flic solemn dan. retiectivclv, "gimme somo oxtail soup." "(limine the same," said the dog. The waiter's fare assumed the color of cold boiled-veal. "A cup <>' coffee and plenty of milk,'' went on tin solemn inai] "Gimme the same." said the dog. The waiter, shuddered. anffMbniing, Dcd for the kltchrn. A man with a squint at an adjoining table waa much interested in the scent-. He had observed It closoly ami Anally spoke to the solemn man. "jt must he a fearful lot o' work to , tooth thjt dog to talk, mister." "It was." add the solemn man. "1 should think so," said the dog, - "What hid you take for him now }'• said the man with a squint. "Wouldn't sell him," said the solemn "You'd better not," saht the dog. • The man with the squint was much Impressed, lie began making wild offers, and when be reached #200 the solum n man relented. "Well." sa'd hn, "1 can't refuse that. 1 hate to pa- 1 .with lilm. but you can hove blm." "He'll be sorry for it," said the dog. The man « itli the squint dn-w a check for the amount, which he gnvu to the solemn man. The man was about leaving when the dog cried again -. "Never mlnd l'll get even. Til never apeak again." He never did. The genlh roan »lth the squint was proprietor of a show. The solemn mnn was n professional ventriioqnist. Sha Cheated the Parson. Some rather odd stories rouhl In- tolil by the man who ties the knot, ithl he , choose to lend lit* thoughts tongue. If | the fee la Afty dollars or moje the groom | takes great pleasure in personally trans. | acting the business, hut is equally anx- i lods in securing a substitute when s i smaller price it to bo. paid 'or the union, t In case he lias no brother of hb own. i the bride's relatival is pressed into the ) service, in which instance thst lady to i more or lees officious. At a rather styl- • isli parte which occurred about two months ago, the groom put a twenty dollar gold piece In the kbldrr hand of his small brother-in-law, with directions for its transfer to the parson, and hnr. ! rtodly left ihe room. The bride boring t the conversation, succeed in dclainiagt-d ' the JiivoniU-, and hunting up one of tlie i Ave dollar coins her motftai. bod given ' her for traveling "trilka. swapped gold ' pieces and called Iwrwlf "just a liushnnd ' and hficcn dollars ahead." She changed \ her mind very shortly as to the monetary <j gain for the Arsl tiling she heard as she j null, were: "Taln'l as big aatheonnhe , gavemeArst Bister kept it and said 1 this would fin -veil enough." Ev.n tho 1 groom marveled at- the bluabc* ot his pretty wife aa the urbane minister « bin* ' bet good due and Qod-spccd. ] The girls of the wild West adniirtmtfl J of oriiRna! thought. A Ibikota miss who I was attending liaralinc University, near i St. Paul, is sakl to have become very a bin- endured this infliction until it be- '■ In the midst of the prayer paralysed tho profivwu and the whole school by yelling ■ (tut "Chestnuts! "^Thc young lady^bs* F , -•.You know the strain on the heart 1 ' niuu be immense, to perform its functeautyfcraivirrabklJI'r^ gas*

A TTRKIsn K1UTAKT EFISODC. The personal bravery of the Tnrkiabaoi- j Jier to too well known to require repeated assertion, bul l may reaction a remarkable exhibition of it whicb fell under my own notiee. During Omor Pasha's Bosnian - campaign, in whith I accompanied him in order to report to Lord Stratford on his ■ in suppressing a great rebellion, marched along the valley of the Bivnr . which was too deep for fording, -in the hope of being able to eroaaft at t fefry some mDe* further weet. Tho enemyin foreebn the other side- A Captain of cavalry, we* lent on with Afty men to take poeseevion ofethi ferry-boat. When we reached the place, the V*' ™ *■>«« and the Captain sras there, hut instead of fifty men there were not more than twenty. Pasha asked where tho rest were. The Captaln.polnted to the river, and replied with perfect quietness of mooner thst be had found the ferry-boat on the other aide of the river, defended byhtmdredsof armed and that he had been obliged to swim the stream aad bring tho boat hack co lor a Are which had killed thirty oThls " A/ertn, Herri* Agia," »aa »" Oiner Pasha said. J lost patience sriib his cold, "Wall done, Dervish Agha," after 1 such a gallant feat I told him that in an English or French fore* an officer would bare immediately been promoted for it, and asked him how he could expect his troops to distinguish themselves without other acknowledgment than such faint praise. " WhD, will, yon need not get excited over anawered the Pasha, coolly, lighting a cigar. " Dervish Agha, I promote yon to theswmmand of your regiment, which to vacant Yon shall have your firman .as Colonel by return of port from 8tambonl. Pali fa. and pasa the word to all tip Col- . ouch that we halt half an hour bore to give tl>rir men a smoke." The yonng officer saluted and fell in at the head of his regimeat with an unconcerned look which aur-ri-ed me. Omer l'asha, who eonld not re without smoking, never indulged in a cigar without allowing all those with him to light their pipe* As Tnrka, thej adored aim accordingly. At a later period of tho ■--.".inpaign, a trustworthy officer of rank was required to take charge of an expedition inHerzegovina. Omer Pasha said to me that he bad no one At for it. I suggested that Dervish Bey might suit him. The I\i-ha adopted the idea, and the expediliou perfectly suoceasfoh The Colonel sras made a Genera] for it. Long afterward 1 met him as Dervish Pasha, and he remindct me that he owed bis quick promotion to

my taking hi* part at Ihe ferry of the Bo»u:v, In the last war with Bosaia, he commanded the army eorpe defending Brtoum, ( and his name has slnoe become very well B and very favorably known to F.urops in connoctiou with Dnlcigno.— Temple Bar. , Tbe difficulties In the way of Anding a man, not very remarkable or separate after b- is once lost in a place like London, with the jwpulation of a nation and a thousand exits, must be always great, more especially when be is not a hsbituai criminal, speaks with the cultivated voice, ^tnd has very llt- _ tic money. It may scorn strange to many raadsn that wa should place tbe want of money to the credit tide of the fugitive's chances, but most experienced beads of ibe p-dice would certainly do so. The Ant im-pul-e of a criminal possessed of means to ' always to leave the oouutry. He may know ' perfectly well that he will he closely par- ' sued, that if caught he will be surrendered, and that the foreign police to more active than our own ; but he never raleasee himself from the impression that distance to security, that the people he does not know wilt uot know him, and, what to much mora tone, that after a time a pursuit bey.md seas nrart be relaxed. He wants, 1 moreover, distraction from himself, and the in qmhe'on him to be doing something to as strong aa it to on the police. He rashes, 1 therefore, for Ihe nearest port, hoping tc 1 get away to Amtrioa, or Australia, or the ' Continent, and in so doing trebles hie own chancre of rapture. The polios know the porta as wall as their own offices. The I Agents for passsnger ships are all known is-rsona, sUfS >11 be searched more readily thiui houses, to escape observation in a : ih p la impossible, and ships when they arms can be searched again by foreign de--tires, sure, if they sneered, to And that the capture has increased their reputations. ' A great capture under the eye* of Europe to s national credit. They have beaten the English police is shrew doses, and an repaid by that fact alone. There are many ports, it to true, in England, and many ■ passenger ships la those porta; but still the : work to laid out for. the pnrruen, and the scarab acquires the deflmtenom which they 1 first of all desire. The police are not ham- j tiered by want of patience, bat by want of definite guidance in their work from what they are aocnatomed to style a " duo." It ; is when the fugitive to unable to emigrate j tbe police, if once at fault, find their j labors begin. The fugitive, if, ' we have said, no habitual criminal, and ' with littles money, to then driven either to 1 remain in London, or to commence wanin the country, and in either case a 1 successful search to not so easy at it looka. * —The Spectator. ' u hlitt IM reha to i i ' The liability of monarch! to insanity, probably owing to their lonalineae and ( the effect of power In releasing the wiil from healthy external compression, greater than that of other men. and is increased in Europe by their habit oi Two oter.a practically T reign in Earope, the Oathoiia one and 1 the Protestant one, and in both the ! decease has repeatedly broken out, the I Spanish Hapabnrgs in particular constantly showing tlio predisposition, . whicb is attributed also, in the form al I melancholia or insane fury of temper, I the house of Roman oft It* existence ia often quoted aa n Anal argument r Against monarchy, and as absolutism it I is no doubt a serious one. It ia difficult [ to see what can be done with an insane j! Pope or Cxar except kill him. which ia exoept through a palace murder such as. has, in Constantinople ' and St^ctersUwonoe or twioe created a vnoanoy in <io throne. A* a rnla, however, aomo Minister masters tbe I mtaiiaa aitd in oonttitntional monarchies [■ tire argument to not worth much. t Barring the Lord and the devil at the ,, soma time to very much like Ihe old trick of f petting your head with one hand and rub. blag year stomach with the other— you t: soon And yourself both potting and rub- 1 ' If a man hart lota in Ms heart, he may r t.ik ia broken language, but it wfflbe slourerewte three** B»a * f

Willing to Quit. A good story to told of an Interview of ; I Gov. II. H. Bingham with one of the Stfle boarders at Windsor, Vt. Some of 1 the prisoners-Were at work lathing the 1 guard room during a recent official visit to the Governor, and tbe latter was In. '' ."prating Hie proems Of Ihe work. After coutempiatiiig'thr process for s few mio- ' litre. Governor Bingham remarked : - "See here, my man, you are laying those ' lithe too nest together; that sort of work w ill • never do." The prisoner calmly t bid (lown hto - implement* and said : , "Governor, 1 em willing to lie turned t off and discharged ir tnv workl don't ( suit; I peyer applied for this job Or the, ( situation, and if my work Isn't satlsfac 1 tory. I am willing to quit. " The offe j wa« tint aiKVpted. ^ ".Mtmmia," "Till .a little. FliH. avenue I girl- "have I great-grandparcnto ?" j . "Yr-cs," nqiTfcd Hie mothgr. wlui ] t seemed a IriAe uncertain, "but Iboy are > dritd, yoit'know." j "Where are they buried, mam ton?" ! "Mercy, cltUd, don't ask such gloomy , <iue*tlon»." 1 Wives ! Mothers? Daughters : 1 Be your own physician ! A lady wljo 1 for years suffered tonncnts worse than , death Mm I'terine TronWre, Falling of Hie Womb. Leueorrboen, Suppressions. ' dm., and who h*^ despaired of jK-ing r cured her. Any sufferer from'' sucS i trsubics ran nae'tke remedies amj thus cur: herself, without revealing ht-r con- ' diti-'ti to any one, and without subject- • ing her womanly modesty to the aboek s of an examination by a plivflcitin. An illnst rated treatise, prescript ions, and ' f".", I"rf^'f°111 '."t uiy. sent tree to any > stamp. Address, naming Uils paper. Mi:s W. C. Holmes. S'i Broadway, N. Y. Feeling Hits Wsiy. 1 Mr. Isoacstcin— "I dinks I pny dat 1 sign, 'Honesty vaa tier pest boiicy,' und J hung It oudt dat. oiore." Mrs Ivaacstein— "Yy hot puy more as 1 vun, Jacob, so dvr tieoptes ran all see -desn?" — . Mr. Isaacstein— "Pccansc, Rajcl. I dond vant to put too much money in dat peeznls undil I Amis oud how it ' bays." i- . I,.' ■ -i • , . Renews Her Youth. I Mrs. Plirrbe Chesley, I'rterson. Clay , Co.. low a. tells the following rrmarksblr •lory, the truth of which is vouched for by the residents of that towns "lam nv tne residents of that "lam i

'- 73 year* old. have Ix-en troubled with „ kidney com plaint and Ismrnes* for many , years s eonld not dress myself witliout ' lic'p. Now 1 am free from ail pain and sorcneis, and am able to do all mv own " housework. 1 owe my Hianka to Electric Bitters for having renewed my ) outli. and removed eomnlctelv all dto-" i<r and pain." Try a bottle, only SOc. at Many SrHerray's Drag Store. 4 Still Heart Whole, a Daughter— "Father, did you really r kick George, as you UircatrmM to do ?" , Old man— "1 did." i Daughter— "Oh, father, how could : t yon ? You have bmken his heart." ■ Old man— "No. 1 haven't. I- didn't - cram- anywhere near his heart." . ; R ffcrjg-rr-" — : j 6 Then Bsbj sras rtek. >■ t,„ her Csstorts. . Wteo tlv. . Cklld. COM fnr t „,nrU, , Wh-n uu, ,I„ut CMIwis, If ever household affections and loves ^ i are graceful things, they art gractful in 1 r the poor. Tlte ties that ldiidlhc wealthy « i and pi ond to home may be forged on , • earth : but those which link the poor man to his humlile hearth are of fner e > metal, and bear the stamp of Heaven. Dr. Beth Arnold: My Dear Sir— "Tiir 1 Cough Kiileryoukintlfysentmetoalmost » 1 cunt, and 1 want it alwsvs in the house. , i 1 wish the workl knew it* value."— Rev. f- J < (Tenon Haakall, Modford. Mas*. For " sale at all druggists. Price 85c. SOc. and, ' #1 OOlwrbotUe. * ' Dr. Beth Antolirs Sugar Coated Bilious 1 rills, unequalled for cOMivtmeu, jaun- ' dire and livrt trnnblra. 2.V. We often do more good by nnr sympathy than by our labors. A man may | lose position. InAuence. wraith, and evi n lieallh. and yet live on with comfort, It I with nslgnaHon : bit! there is one thine without which life hocom<-« a burden, i and that to- liitnuBi sympathy. A roost potent remedy for malaria 1> Vinegar Bill. re. Ngw Steles It cleanses the syrtemsnd purifies Hie blood, freeing it from all msladal poison. Vinegar i , BUlera. New Style, bas a pleasant taste I ts a slightly satsrH preparation, r* s mildly artitfg, but cffertualcathart c, ami its tonic properties are unsurpassed. Tlie thread* of the web of life, lion , •tibtle they are Th- fine*! cotton of t Manchester, the finer meshes Of tlie t spider, seem three-inch cablet by com r parlaon to those moral godumere which I vulgar eyes cannnot see at all, the t "something*- nothing-" on which great I fatm bare hung. 1 My live wa> so fearfully dhordrrrd l and 1 felt so feeble and languid th«l 1 a scarenlv took Interest in anvthing. Tried t aH- Hie scwalled remedies without relief 1 until I used Parker's Tonic, which effect j ed a permanent rare.— David Bash, Llttli Hock, Ark. "Pa," sold Clara, "do you know what ma and 1 are going to give you for your " Christmas?" r "Oh. tbe usual thing. I suppose." J "The usual thing, pn? What to that?" ! "The bills to P«T." t Judge llyer. of Hah war N. J.; A. A. E-q.. N. Y. Btnck Exchange: V Itev. Stephen Merrill. New York; "and «. many oilier* arc.witnrase* that Palmer's r- • Skin-Siiree-s" is a rntfe. rare and rperrly ;j. Be meig for skin compteint* otererg name "Was that vour wife I heard talking » just now ?" ""I guess not. She's clreed p pairs." "What d'ye mean ?" "She t,\ has gone to the dent st^." The pOldWer nf FUhimore, Md.. Rt. . em BatnrJat. Mr T. J. Wentworth. says his ebihl aged six months, was suffering r a severe cold, and he gave it Red "» Star Uongh Cure, wlii. h acted like a ^ eharm. No morphia. I,. It will be known at tbe last day what !e lionert women have suffered, weeping silently in thto noisy world. J "For there wa. never yet a Philosopher, that could endure the toothache patiently." Perhaps not— but there's little wit re enduring it at all. when one bottle of Salvation Oil will rare it. There are dangers that seem to diminish when you look them long in tbe Beware of Frauds — Be sure you get j grand ne Dr. Thomas' F^totqxlc Oil. n c*rere t.'<dd»^Ctoup, AsWOua. IWifnrM | |j It is the drifting icebergs, with any j ruirent anywhere, that wreck tbe ships. . A phy«M» Mi-it • i've tried nil and I"

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25, Oi FATAL CASES | ! Mm& KPflBID : feveb ambaut i r~*^comTRY ALL TREATED WITH QUININE . 1'r. J. S Jfltckell. tffainagn.ln a ciintcat ire- . tars si i no coax County Hospital, ooi. Till, re-*, •o'umS grtuL"" p°K"'if "teatu" " tU'r: Soil After foriyreWt^onratia'fei^S'D*MALARIA, DYSPEPSIA, NERVOUS DEBILITY, IM. 1M8 AMI KmSEY^DISEASE. (BueiTnJory to tho* esmreor rooaiuouon!' It. K. Ex. mining Bnrgron. Ur. L. 1L White, writos : "Kasklne U the t«t mwt.rine ma.1o." ffTtehsrue Hrapurt, S. Y., "I'alreraaily sao1 1 wpUll, X. T. l^jlts ase^ts coo- ' "taHSragpSl! L" BURDOCK ~ BLOOD ~5TTTfeRS! Burdock Blood Bitter; That Ache in Small of Back. Burdock Blood Bitter; Weary,' Aching Bones. Burdock Blood Bitter; Dyspepsia. GEtrra: — I reel It my duty to say re ting Burdock Blood Bitter*, that it t brtt medicine I erer took. I suffer* or three years from stomach trouble and dyspepsia aa well aa from liver ani complainL I waa not able to at tend to my business. My wife was offiictei much the some way. We read of you i Bitters ia the papers and made up ou minds that we would try them. The reaul mywifcand 1 began toimproveatonce and I am now able to do more hard wort than before in ten years. It relieved m< troubles as well. We both wlsl the maker* of It. Godspeed. JOSEPH LANDON, Chelsea. Vl ' j Exposure Causes Couzhs •mural , tor wtoSi BravmS opc<n« rtauera sell pav. tisa. sad Di-ugg^s. Bewr-rrorin - tar hs.A.,-V AnrtyaVr n'u SStor?lKxsniioec«rr. I •nite(M«»ra^rtAH*rag«t-a, ^EiBTjKY . Please Don't Forget It rttel In. U -'tey. tterart*. /• I lira » ^pr-l-ariil : ^jTaW-hratmeMa rBA^NaOK JJ" J I P. WHITESIDES; 909 ARCH STREET, I VBILADKLPHU. J "portrmtt" , PasM & Oil Colors ' ■vjuSgif!;

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