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VOLUME XXXIL - v. • , . ■■ " — — -

;. CAPE MAY CITY. NEW JERSEY. SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 19 1887.

WHOLE NUMBER. 1690. '

CAPE MAY CITY, N- J.." ' :*T J. BKS* r BDKPSQS, ruUUitr sag Frfeith ,*. u K.i r. r ir. ir.\ ,vo, jm n*r. , $1 00 » Tjat Strictly la Advisee0t 1»t mnTn»m.rtn.n.iD».«k i professional (Sards. < J^EAMING & BLACK, • ATTORNEVS-AT-LAW, - camdem, s. j. raj £)B J. *. LEAKING A SON, dkktTsts CAr* f W»!«r. 'llnjara aM Or.«n Ctrl Ma rconv Horn— Taarvttjt too Stiworn sttmjA— rn'i.ri. I nu tnmmm. 1 J AMB8 M. E. HILDRETII, ATTORN EYJlT-T.AW »>L!CITOH, MA8TEK AMD EXAMI81IH IN ® CHANCEBT. _ nut u Ho. W Wtthlonoo Street, Cmnr Mot _ ""••Li L . ."«•». JJERBEBT W. EDMUNDS, ATTOBNEYVAT-LAW • ILIC1TOK AND KASTKR IN CBANCRRT. justness (Sards. £ A B. DITTLE, Z PRACTICAL ' " PAINTER AND GLAZIER, inop-oawo Kiwioi AreUe nous. CAP* MAT CITY , N. J. _ OrSers may bo loft at X. Joh area's nor*. X REUBEN TOWNSEND, AURNT POR CIIMBKRLAND MUTUAL FIRE INSURANCE CO. COMMISSIONER OP DEEDS, OSocuCape Ma; Court Boose, N.J. Jel-j ^ C. GlLE, HOUSE, SIGN AND FRESCO PAINTER, CAP* MAT CITY, N. J. ESTIMATES PTHNISBRD C^UBBOGATBf OFFICE ^ ^e«MjW*e^woek^r«e»e<iniJjn'Xlfj tte •PRROOAT* OP TtR OOITNTT OP CAP* — NAT. ,~ at nn omoa at cap. V.y court Boom, ok TDWDAY AND SATURDAY «Mk WILLIAM H'LDHrTH^ ■ J)ANIKL OOTL ' '■ " | Cifars, Tobacco-, Pipes ail Fancy Goods, * BARBER 8IIOP ATTACHED. *1 1I&KBEK OliUl' A1 MAUltElJ. T.%

CAP^MAY COURT nOt-SP, N. J. * — ■pENNINGTON T. IliLDRETH, ATTORNEY -AT- LAW AND SOLICITOR IN CHANCERS , i IS* MARKET HT,- CANDKN. ». J. 1 rwBrmar.n Ofllra at Cape May Courl Boaw, • ■en tetania; JIS-J \ BLAKSi'SraSV&NOTlONS GOLD "INN. rpwtv.l TACKLE. HOP* TWINRH. HAMMOCKS. PP1.LY8 AND TACBT E1XTCKSS, POCKET CUTLERY, RRAEH AND COPPER WIRE. ALBITt". OHROMO®. PRAMRS. MfltlKKH, *!■•-. Cte. On. Ml MWUH. yi'll.lN ETHtNOE MW to MY J rtvelpl of elxij-flve rent*. H J. S.. GARRISON. If « ATI WtAlHiunoo Kt- Capr Raj N. J. IT J"OHN M. RUSSELL, ^ OKNKKAL PKAI.KH IN W DRY GOOD8, GROCERIES, % BOOTS. SHOES AND NOTIONS. SI FLOUR AND FEED. « PATENT MEDICINES. at, PORK, LARD, HAMS, SEEDS, Ac. «' JOBN M. HUB8ELL. to OoW Rprloa. Cap. Mar Co.. N. J. to A «df*tW.^A*i™^KOIwV*OTIN»0,N:A uuiii5PHM! ACTIVE AND PENJLANENT ANIMAL BONE MANURE. £ Vso ' .-U^N-J. r. KOMt'ND U Bay. CmfrMy t'.. II., N.J. a ijp. WHrresiDEs, ; 909 ARCH STREET,'^ ■ PqiLADKLPnu, , EiIM a nomiij ib prcxiufWE prrmaoeni J PORTRAITS Criyoi, Pastel & Oil Colors TMac BtcturM vart Is aiu frrwn onr^narur ; MB n"i-li - mi**' |'"C 'Ti T" "T1 n ' ' 'III COPIES OP DEGKAKED PERSONS. j r2HC PA^^ER'8 I BB HAIR BAL8AM j r HjWIERCO^.8.^

juildinfl W'aterial, (Str. LUMBER YARD Schellengers Landing, \lvrrf,,, n. found a ivgm i^nrk of BUILDING LUMBER, CONTRACTORS aoU BUILDERS ORDERS PROMPTLY PILLS!!. J. B. SCHELLENGERS. BUILDER'S SUPPLIES A. SCHELLENGERS, MILLVILLE. N. J. , Dmrs, Sasl, luilE BliaJs, BOOR A»E fflHMW FRASKE. j Work and Scroll Sawing. Paper for Sbeitbig: & Roofing, 8 ABB WEIUBTS. SASB CORDS. NAILS, FRAME PULLEYS. Builder's Hartrarc ii r*l.j p«mna aalnk Own* .uppllra will ilo well, wniln i call on inc. Cnrnwwn.lmec iolktioil and MilSBarble ^lard. South Jebsei Maeble Works, H. P.. K. K. Track R Turnpike. CAPE MAY env. N.J. and Toombstonet ID all klnJa ol Marble and Blur Hi.. nr. J».j L. T. KNTRIKIN. SMtral. Medical offices, 206 I. Beoond St. Pblladelrtla, lomcrlj In. J. N. It J. B. EOBEHSAOKKUabllehcd 40 yearn. For l»'» cure Vontbfui ''lt^rudeitc "'varico--ota i»lie ,,t" JcBereon CoDam, witb llpniiui Expcrirnrc. lloun, a 10 1, • to a. Cloer.1 BnuInure, i» a

US D«5ines 5yrup „ 1 ^^C°LDS. 5 wlritorExpoiura Causes Ccuehs - awl cure m a r w nouce »n»m no <*bi r aopllcaUon U ol the lo.»l bcueDt. hn-lote~l br Pbrwlena and llrutj -i". Bcwan- ol im - tot'tfrnieHV iib? tor" o mtonT'suminc c?" ^nrS/s" Proinolm! afKtYort,A IMa * GREAT CAUSE OF HUMAN MISERY l, IS THE LOSS OF boa, llvlnccl i.r Hcif.Aboec, lntnionurj Eniia- I •tons Imp. erect, Ncrrou, DehlWjt^yto- j mottj, T»ri-n?URon*in- *!* CCLV!D"WKLL, ' I l^m^JSrtJpu>nie^Mi«Jeoim«j^tnc» | ^%ebR g«™>»irjWe™™ tw 'S^«5 i SSiSwIr rtM^t^ptiiwIj'eBil^^oeil^*^ I SECOND TO NONt iiiSiSii ACTXVF, TERMAHKirr, CBEtP ANIMAL BONE MAHURt. | onbiwn ; fHiuuaimit, H

' L. E. MILLER," ) GFN^RAU CONTRACTOR, 'MOVING BUILDINGS A SPECIALTY, . S CAPE MAY CITY. N. J. J_2 OLIVER'S PEOPLE'S MARKET, i ■ No. 37 Jackson Street, CAPE MAY CITY. N. J. 1 ICE! ICE! ICE! . Knickerbocker Ice & Coal Company, OF PHILADELPHIA. Sipplis Hotels, Bestaoraots and Map sill Ptra Eastern Inc. »U«I WITB TBK BEST QUALITY OP COAL! COAL! j CAUIOUt PHKPAMCO roR FAMILY 08*. AND PULL W KIC.Iir ULAUANTKKD AT $6.00 PER TON. . ; >aar «ut"r« tot It BraooD OBjt^ m N HT EET E : A. F. KENDALL. " , MAKI'f ACTTRKB OP ; Doors, Sasl, Blinds, Slate, Moiiis, Scroll Work, Wood Turnings and dealer in Lumber of all kinds. Ordcra bj huBLwllJ norm prompt atwotlOE. IMM oakw add raw, Houlh Hca.lllc, Cape Jlaj Co., N. J. I-. Ki:Nli.M.l..s,-htr:. ■. ® 1. 1: ; J. M. K. IIII.DRKTU. AUorncj-ai-Uw and Nolarj Pobllc. A. 11. LITTLE. HILDRETH & LITTLE. -'Real Estate Brokers, j No. A OCEAN STREET, CAPE MAY. N. J. Real l'.atate uoui[t>t. Bold and Uxchauxed. Ilotelit. MoitrdliiK Houaca and Callain Rented. Dculruble IlulIdlnK Lola NEW MILLINERY STORE, 49 Washington Street, Capo May, N. J. STRAW AND" MILLINERY GOODS. ' All BudHooa-ii. abapo. in «-ae.io Ilau. LadmatbM.budMBa t)°llara.CulI». Aprunaand (.love* | Embroidery' Goods. Stamping done to Order. •' "->• '""-"I. J E N N ! E S ,v W A L E S ■ EBBITT HOUSE, ' CAPE MAY CITY, N. J. ; ItPBN ALL TB* YRIR. 4ACKHON 8TI1KBT, OPPORITB SEW COLUMBIA. *' S. W. GOLT, I • S. W. UOLiT, , i

" AMERICAN HOUSE, . " V % - I Chestnut Street ibot. 8th and 9th) Philada. JtO-IJ JANIIR D. MCCI.I-I.I.AN, Proprlrlor. ■ West Jersey Hotel, KK>T OP MARKET STREET. CAMDEN,*. J. | li^iP" tTc l b" '"™ »*• t^k^Unr IM ^rtn^.^Uood Klablot I J.WH P..I ra.. -L Sri,,,,IBS Pt-tWONS. !AU of Partoit'tnoUl, Oawide^ JOSEPH P. HENRY, ' House, Sign and Frescoe Painter, CAPE MAY CITY. N. J. y_v WILLIAM S. BARNETT, Excelsior Market, P. E. Sharpless Butter a Specialty. w-f w AsiiiMiTiix aniiiirr, da'-r mat city. n. j. ' CHARLES WEISS, 'BREAD AND CAKE BAKERY AND 10E gftFAM SALOON. ' "■ J N,.. 14 IV '■ II ■-T—- JfrilRK'T.fAPK MAY INTT, N J. NATHAN C. P = Iw-E. * Surveyor and Conveyancer, i CftRE MAY CITY. N. J. ;| DUKE & DOAK, ■ Contractors and Carpenters, CAPE MAY CITY. N. J. T HIRAM DeWALT,-^;:"" i ■ MERCHANT TAILOR,' • No. 817 Ohestnut Street, Philada. . OECRGE E. CUMMINGS. 3 Bnildiu Letsat Seaside Part Island HeliMs, Anita & Pi. Pleasant I""**- 703 Wnlnut Street. Philadelphin. GEORGE M. POWELL, MERCHANT TAILOR, ; No. I 5 Decatur Street, Cape Mav City.

• JKrtltal. _ Warning ^Dd Comfoit. J [ '*Iaca udMos ' rrj25^j,m |~>'r MR h "r ; | - •uyrrawatsmtij JL jwi. | i [ ■.'.''InlBhl work, Hop li.llor, WI3- luohl •III !* | •if you ere suffrruii* from ovtrDolinq 1 • li. n. or sM' yoan|i1>n'<l growing too taut, i i ui, U often loo ciwe. SSHii I Vy... umuik -If »..0 *uli Ural I IrrHUe blck. "IT- - - ; ' i i A L .dy's Wish • ■ • ""kaskine. J 9 meat ! "SM j y MiiftEars I |s;^^pp'®,Iri's| A SPECIFIC FOR MALARIA. RHEUMATISM. NERVOUS PROST A RATION | 'C.Gl-L'V

t, "rilil K''.sKi'NrKClf!! ti'irTrn SI..N*w York | Cp/^arr~H - Ites"!'1 ' i^AV-reVER BLT8 CREAM BALM uT!*-' the hful. Allan iiijhimmation. HtaUth. torn, llatmt tie rnr*<^^a^>andmieU ' ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ 1 ' ' •' x v M COCKLE'S ll ANTI-BILIOUS^ i- 7B3 OBEAT EK GL1SII HEfct K i Iraki ."STJT cinWkii HI A,' .Sew i w-." Si Grocera m,r#l'"u Htum. ' '' r" liaw

I . OUR Ct-ASS "I Tour teacher Is eefy much .pJcaseJ at f Iho cntBuhissm of the Ctusi. jiet oiU\ 1 I the boys and girls' that comprise it are ' j taking an interest, but their parents are ' helping tlie Idea of home culture and 1 j entertainment by Ibcir hearty sympathy. v £ j Jtin of influence iu county rdocatioim! 1 ir matters haec set the s.ai of approval .p 1 if | oa the elton. and il will not tw tone t«-f..r* ' f iw of 'bom haec rnamrasln; wonb ' In aav tlirraicb this columo of th. W o « 1 5 , The !<•*. I.. i has b«n working ll.rn.igb • " ' and comes before you Ibis wn k .Mil. a < nice doilertion of oula. who It be fr I, ' sure you will crack whb beartr >.nl • He bar male Hum he think, abo.il « right as to the dllllc.dtles to v. deed * Here they are— Obi be quite forgot lo ' say that the new one itoilar bans inWra ' a I already in a safe plmee. vo »>■ one can 1 I lie ten questions, now be may go on ' I Who it railed U» Fatlu-tol bU-.ry.nJ • I what to bis perturb, — < U you ll.o ... J old bithlneed brarar t • Si aml'to'wtmH1 Tf llJZl olio < i SSlSSrlrSaS: : , era lacked 15 -t U ing IwVo tb ^ of the S D£'Z*lV,UoU J.b" W UB'" " f U I Wtlle a pspei of fUO word' oa the tub- • ' I OiH of lb* H.bf beneflu of a llimry ( 1 1 ,oooffali liTbein" a b !pl Vb.^Wroio ' . requires vigorous. I.iuhb.» iq.sp%<; tb. . - .ir..ngrai po.bi. Il auoli; oil agah.Kl an I opponentood w ben srgunwni. are well i . they may lw nrqulrc strong, well selected s , words to give them the force needed c ; rcmliiiK it ooiqd.1* adds to the general v eoW,. l* the

knowlclgi' and when interested in vigor, p of Ihe i.lcits expressed by the author and. w twtween lines" aud seem to enter into T the spirit of the book. A Debating Society, is in one way u training school as it teaches members something of i'arlianientarj" prneliee.iiiHl gives silt possession. Tiien too il J' tenches lo defend the truth espoused !a and w hen once in the right stand up for J1 4t against all obstaclesthat m»y bcon'coun- ^ tcred. The speaker should not forget that c there arc a great many unanswerable nr. s guincnls on each side aud no matter liow j' eatliuslislu; lie may . lie he should. n Cave cooTiglt generosity ot character to , acknowledge that much gocal has been ( said by (fiosa on llie other side. As the ' : (icbritc progresses the good it does, in v grease's jji many ways. It gives the n SpSAkera M'lf command while under the n the iire cncountcrod from tiie oppos- " i ing side, and It is a lesson in self control s ' that will prove valuable in after life- | It also teaches a modest cstimat | of abilities, and courtesy to opponents. ' ■ which Is very valuable in sucli a debate. ' , n« wiihout harmony no progress coul,d be ' ' inadc. The yonng people of Cape May s jlimilil form such a society and debate 1 on tin: subjects that arc interesting the 1 > ponplc efthe'day. , From a deeply I cartfed and lengthy ' article on tlig art of locomoUre, in an , cseliangc, we learn tliat to walk well a j man should carry bis ears In a hnc with I the ahoulaers, shoulders with the hips, : heels together, and just enough of a tilt ' forward so thai if a plumb were dropped . j from the end of the nose, it would fall j clear and sheer to the tqea. Without ' 1 wishing to throw a doubt upon the truth ' of these statements, we would nevcrthe- t | less wildly insinuate that it has lis drawbacks. In the first place, there arc thou. ' sands of families, even aipong those ' otherwise comfortably situated," that «*e rhlircly destitute at plumb* and even | if they wore well providoa in this respect I It would be more or less embarrassing to i walk along the street and ever and anon i , drop .k.P.lmt>b from the cud of the nose, i It Is also evident that the writer entirely i overlooked the state of the sidewalk, i and streets which so often causes even utahl old gentlemen and motherly spectacled old ladies to throw up their heels * and kick til em selves in the back Af tlie ■ - neck. There is a strong feeling in many - quarters that to walk well, besides wearing the eys on a lino with the shoulders, it would be well to wepr- big spikes lu the heels of the shoes. ^ Not Uasd to Being Ordered About. Commanding officer. "Bring your company up." Captain (Just taken back into the army) ~ —••Well, I'll go and talk lo the boys and " see if they'll come." a "Great stars: Where have you been * since you left the army?" .1 2 "II sen coramanding'a regiment of mili- J

THE HOUSEHOLD. We arc exceediiTJy flattered licgauw df ajqiieeiatlve words sent to the fowl the ladies themselves, h'ess them! llou«eke.-p; ra ate Ihe Anes to jnd^e of i what is needed anU usefql to fhem. and II,' is depart meat of Ihe Wmk acknow, leilges their hint all lomqkingll of gen • ral intcnuL Tlrare are many good tl.lur.-ln Stoee fnr tl.nm who are so fora. t e l. as a regular weekly vial- 1 ,-ibcr mafta. will Ukr up all the ..I tli.~r gr.-at long ivlumn- of flg.tr « I - — *v •****. rt H-*-r n* -e-*-- -***-. *♦*-- f -t*T Ma. Eorr-w I . .at. my l* •' !»■« i-gtng>-*bfra.l I .a.l give trar nw my j cup of lard, two leaspoonsful of srain. ginger and flour cnoiub to lnukc a «:i!T dough, roll about an iorfa thick. Another goo.1 r.-o-ipt for round cake. I' two .-up* pt Miumtoar of lar.l. half P Then- are man. dlfl.-r.-ol way. lo make coffee a. line a. |uw«lb|r. put II is a fit. the -rf tl.e gr..up.|. "pmtr over T- make g.m.1 tea. put i» an even Uullilg water, and 'covet the p.4 fo^flvc minutes, then lib up with iK.iling water tin- kettle, and take il to the table: , till ihe cups within tlir.e minute* and you have Hie fresh aroma of the" dell- ; the water drauk by the patient. Serve warm with pieces of toasted bread, and Hie painful ailment will souu yield. Some boil the mots and sLilks. as llie root is the principal part of il. aud afterwards cat it as salad with n« I have never tried It but give lor what it Now that llie ladicJ an- making so lor a child:' or rather tiie rrar.y without the erazv ran. There nrv other wuliont crazy n

patterns I would like to linvc, but will leave them for auoihsi time or the editor will say "1 gave them a corner" but whoever limited a woman like that yet ? will soon want the whole pageFree Trade. Tile reduction Of internal revenue and the taking off nfwieiuie Hniil|iv fiuill Medicines; no douiit lias largely benefitted the consumers, as well relieving the burden of home manufacturers. Evtieciaily is this the case with Orrrn'r Augurt hhwer and Honrhce'f Sj/rtip. as the reduction of thirtysix cents pi-r dozen lias been added to th • size of the botdes containing ih. -c rciiicilies. tlicn-hv/mK onc-fiftli medicine in llie Jffccnt size. Ticl««T,.r Fkmer for iVspr psia and Liver Cough ami I.nng trwuhles, have pcrhqw. the largest sale of any inedieku! in the world. " The advantage of incn aiwd size of the bottles will be greatly appreciated hv. tiie sick and afflicted, in every town uiid village in civilized countries. Sample hollies for 10 cents remain lite Ssme sine. Masked-hugging" parties 'are now tiie in Ontario. For 15 cents a man is allowed to bug a girl, but he is first blindfolded. It is said that scenes "f unseemly wrath sometimes exhibited when find that they have been liugglng their wives si schedule rates, and thus defrauded "lo the extent of three ryes. The VoYd I dt'Unanl mous. \V. D.'Salt, Druggist. Bippus. Ind.. testifies: "I can recommend Electric bitters as the very best remedy. Every bilde sold has given relief in every ease. One man took six bottles, and was cured of. Rheumatism of 10 years standing." Abraham Hare, druggist. Bellville, Ohio, nlllrms: "The best selling medicine I handled in my 20 years' ex|ierlenre Is Electric Bitters." Thou lands tua others have added their t stiiaony, so lint the verdict is unanimous that Electric Bitters do cure all dlwase* of the Liver, Kidneys or Blood. Only a half dollar a bottle at Dr. U. A. Kennedy's Store. 2 A sensible girl ,of Shelhyvl Ic, IU., learning that two of her lovers bad fonght about her promptly notified each that she had no desire to see either ot them again, as meu who could not *onr*d thrir tempers-better than to fight fnr woman were just the kind to fight with woman after marriage. 1 "Eczema of hands cured in a week by ■ Palmes'* "Skin Success'." Itcv. J. Porls, i 18th Street. Brooklyn. , g>^A^5^t5. Draggists. Palmer Chemical Every recommendation published Ip ' praise of Dr. Beth Arnold's Cough Killer , as the great remedy for Coughs, Colds, i etc., etc., is guaranteed genuine by the proprietors of tills wonderful medicine. Watch for them In the issues ot this naK For sale by all druggists. Price . 50c. and *1.00. r For Costivrneas, Biliousness. Headache and all feverish habits use Dr. Beth \ Arnold's BilluusPiUa 35c. 1 One of our doc teas was deliberating at" a bad crossing In the street. An im. n patient person behind lilm called out "Doctor, go ahead." The doctor re i- piled, ••Thai's the very thing I don't will 1 to do. 1 want to go afoot."

NOt Wonted. «<- Utile PhiLbad always mentioned each ic memfie.- of Ihe family in his evening io prayer.' tint the other night he left oul i: flic baby. •- if ' • Why 1'liil, you forgot your dear little id liroflier:" r, IBs black eyes flashed with the ann- swer "I There's no room lo my prayers for r. in* little brothgr: (here's no room In this ,i. jli Hire (or him: and What's more, there is j "Where is the place gel fat?" asked n- 1 a thin housekeeper of a neighbor. "AH ■e over"' was t Sic unexpected-reply. What it is--What It Oooa : I lra«f - uvaiwrtila is made of saraaparilla. ilandelioo. mandrake, cherry I' l ark, uvi ursl. iiock and other valuable -nratirlnal agents, king soil . favorably , . smuan for their power In trad haling eivasc and piirifvtng the b!ra*d. It vrlU . urv when in Ike power of medicine. •• Vrofula. hall Khrum. Dvspepsta. Head. , -rh.- t'onslipaflon. Hlliotrarirss. General „ IMiilitx. . l'aua ia lU lu.-k Khtnry '"--mplalnl. t'atarrh. Female Weakness. ' I am t-roua llumqrs. Jlumorsof the Face. ' llingworth. Itmplcs. llerrs: borta. . I . .mora. Staid Ilea.!, and all .l.seascs ' Idi'i ii of riiijiinraf H>v>d-. Sarsaparilla 'J j Mas« ^ Pold by a'/ druggists. *1 . six ' Two students ring a hated professor's if bell at midnight. He pnts his head out a. of the window and wants to know what's iff up. "One of your windows is wide open.., Where?" exclaimed the startled e, professor, "The one you are JfiokTng ilf o it of."— niMWKfe Blatter. • / la Excltomortt in Toxas1\ Great excitement has been caused in "' the vicinity of Paris, Tex., by the rear mnrkable recovery of Mr. J. E. Coricv. I,, who was so lielpicss he could not turn ■I, '!l heiVor raise hiS head : everybody said he was dying of Consumption. A trial "I bottle of Dr. King's New. Discovery was ex sent him. Finding relief lie bought a large bottle and a box of Dr. King's New M Life Pills : by the timv he had taken two "• bnxec of Puis and two bottles of the Discovery, lie was. well and bad gained :n in II ~h thlrty-sbr pounds. Trial Bottle of this Great Discovery for Consumption 0j 'ree at Dr. H. A. Kennedy. . 2 rc Iroo founder— ^Tnis strike will cost cr mc a goo, I many, thousand dollars." t.: Hcporter— ' "All your men out, eh?" id "Yes, and there's a big lot of iron solid Ii. in llie h'ast furnace." "Now, wheu did the men strike?" "While the Iron was lie hot,' of course."— Tid Biti. f8 T. B. Perse, of Windsor Locks, Ct., rs writes: "Send me at once four dozen ul Dr. Selh Arnold's Cough Killer. It 1(l heats any medicine we can find for Coughs." For sale bv all druggists. 1 •' Price 25c. vhe- and f l .00 per bottle, id Dr. Sell, Arnold's Sootliiug and Qulct,1. ing Cordial fur children. U, -commended top. "How do you know that ho wanted to Ikix your ears?" asked his molhor.' "If he hadn't wanted to box my cars he m wouldn't have done it, would he eh?" — ty TcauSVOy*.

I, *hMiJl.l.Er*..i,*,,ra|!lT,!)„c,rtoItai „ When she *a • Child, she eried for Caaiovta. y Whoa sh« had CMIdrao, she gmro them Ossloda, 8he— '.'What is this science of i«lm. J istrv 1 hear so murli alwinl?" Ilo— '.'Xb»- " art of telling fortunes by the hand." II "Can you tell my fortune by iny hand?" i. "No; hut If 1 had your hand 1 oould tell' e my own fortune." He got it.— Chimfo * It'vn'Aer. " •.•Every day increases the risk vou k assume by delaying treatment for Heart h Disease. Dn: Graves' Heart ltsori A- " ,•■« cures it In all its forms. *1 por Imtr tie at druggists. Send to F. K. lngalls, ir Cambridge, Mass.. free pamphlet. < Lawyer— "Now, you say you've •j known this conplc for years?" Witness J, —"Yea, sir." "Ever seen them quarrel?" i. "Never." "They've alwsys lived togcthic er in unity, eh?" "No, Bir; in Swamps. ville; that's about four miles from Unity .*> Food for ihehrninand nerves tlml will ?t invigorate the body without intoxicating n- is wlial wc need in these clays of ru«n and worry. Parker's Tonic restores ike ' viiai energies, soothes the nerves, and '? bring* good health quicker llian any thing carpet -sweeper on Christmas, and the I., gkl swept into a- new place the next day, taking the gift with her. This was klck- " ing up a dust in the wrong direction. 'Y When Irritation of the throat causes a tickling cough, use Red Star Cough Cure, which will effect immediate and 1 1 permanent relief. One of Brooklyn's Board of Health officers recommends It 1S- as purely vegetable and perfectly harmleas. Price, 25 cent*, lie The editor of a weekly paper published '!' near Palilka, Fla.. announced In a re. ' * cent issue of the paper that the greater - part of its content* hail been put In type , during his Illness by his young daugh- ^ ters. aged 13 and 14. -I, A Western newspaper says that the . latest M-nsalion It a fit. Louis hone that ebewa tobacco; but the greatest reusa- "" uon Is Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, now or tori 1.V Wery .-. n®Tblc prion; An exchange savs; "Ice two inches . thick will support a man." We have no. !'>' tloed thlB, and If he Is president of the le. company ll will not only Nippott bjm , and ilia family, but he will grow rich on IL In Without beautiful "hair no woman is | „ beautiful. Is yours falling off or faded? 1, The. loss is vital. Parker"! Hair Balsam he will preserve your hair and give back Iib u.. gloss and youthful color. Clean, elegant, U perfect Prevenla dandruff. • lef The rinktum has vanished, the skatum id- has fled; the rollum has banlrfied the :th wheelum It dead. Tobog la the dairy that now rules the day; tefi tobog liu we're crazy, ri-tu-ra-HJay! Ing — — im- Bt. Jacobs Oil deadens pain and makes ut. the lame walk. Major Arnold, of the re- Occidental Hotel, Ban Francisco, Cab, id, was completely cured of rheumatism by Bs use.