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VOLUME XIXIV. SEMIWK8KLY. CAPE MAY CITY, NEff JERSEY, SATURDAY, MAECH 9, 1889. SEMI-WEEKLY. WHOLE NUMBEli 1S01.

caps may city, N. J., . vPT J. «P»r abaoroa, Mw.^fNriwr, agnf w.Btrn, m*~. 11-00 • tmt Strictly la Advance* 9ffi f.k «*»—""»" *""ct . gritoftrail €n*$ . j^eamdjo a black, attobneys-at-law, CAVDKK, ». A JSt-y pb j. e. lbamihq * 8qk, DENT IBT8 'Sa asf james m. k. hildreth, attorney -at-la w roucrroa. umtUD exakihe* m a. lake, m. d. RESIDENT FHYHXC1 AN, j sficeb leaming, attobsey-at-law solicitob-in-chancery, ' it wubinotos st., oats hat, tt. i. jOHOA dart, TtSOdarti TkqiMSrt Ud SstOre pKNJJINGTON T. HILDRETH, ATTORNEY - AT - LAW ASD solic1tob in chancer! , m XAjtsrr trr- cAimn, s. J. JZZtXP** IrtiiH tea. ^ b. little, PHAOTICAL PAINTER AND GLAZ11B, '■01«— But KM 1UI Jackass smet DcpM. oat* hat citt, H.J. om«n ■» m »n » a joaama'i ___ house, bign and fresco painter, , catenae fft*.*- <■ WWffflW"W j) a owveh, lug W laindctunr. EIAB oow> »nc*a aSSSsKsK'S'S yy ARE A ELDRypqx, ! UNDERTAKERS. F-— JAIOB T. BAILEY, rn.^ia mil IUwimIMM Dnnxsnm siu fflirso5sror. '"kEBBEnK&SBSmSSfm' MiU9l3iu^SneBA MADE WITH lOILnra V1XB8

ftaWB *Btf #n«w. 1 BLASIUS & SONS. ' Cor. Ml ffll Gbustnot il 1119 G&istiiDt Stmts, PHILADELPHIA. : Padrard Orchestral Orgnns WORLD FAMOUS Steinway & Sohmer, BLASIUS & SONS AND «• | "PEASE PIANOS/ The Largest and Best Stock of PIANOS and ORGANS i in America by the World's Best Makers. 500 new Pianos | , aqd Organs at the Lowest Prices, CASH OR ON TIME. jfhrnttnr*, garpttt, 6tr. ' j 927 ' MARKET 2 THE WW HEADERS f , p Are cordially invited^ when in the cjty, to ' visit No. 927 Market strtet. They may need Furniture some day and it will do them good 2 to drop in onus and learn lor themselves what 4 astonishing bargains are offered here in ail kinds of j FURNITURE, ! Special inducements are offered to seaside resort buyers who purchase extensively. We make our own Furniture, and sell at Retail cheaper thai! many dealers can buy at , wholesale. CHAS. WEINMANN & CO., j MAKERS OF FINE FURNITURE- 927*" Successors to Wsber * .Wainmann. MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA ^ BOYD WHITE & CO,, . t 1^19 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. 1 ■ \ !Sroirri»» AMD HAOVrAprCjUU* Of . ShHPETINQe,1

Templeton Axminsters, - English Wiltons, t English Brussels, r Bigelow Wiltons, t Bigelow Brussels, Lowell Wiltons, Lowell Brussels Hartford Wiltons. , Hartford Brussels,

Gobelins, a Axminsters, Moquettes, {j Velvets, Tapestry Brussels, Ingrains, A't Squares. " Floor Linens all widths.

Oil tDbths, Linoleums Lignums and Cork Carpets. J j Foreign and Domestic l-ug». J CHINA MATTINGS In all Grades. FURNITURE.; j For Hotels, Cottages <S» Boarding Houses. jj ■ . We pmpcse'to give our customer! the advantage of buying * - direct and thus avail themselves of the opportunity of saving all | discounts allowed the middlemen. A very large assortment of , ; Furniture and Bedding from whijjh to select. It will pay you to call { and seem. Estimates cheerfully furnished. j ALEX J. H. MACKIE, j I A (Successor to MackiodMHittonO I v 1 9 North Second Street, I ... 1 " '* jattU wd gmrdht| |mm. j | WASHINGTON HOTEL, 1 Seventh and Chestnut St*, Philadelphia. JOHH TRACY, Proprietor. ! 5 wSst" JERSEY HOTEL, ~~ i j Qarymm\mi Juildars, ML *' .. J.i 9 1 1 1 MMt ■ ' 1 " - ■ - T \ OAPI MAY CITY, N. J.

Mtw ^dmttttnmm. Ot ^AKlK6 POWDER Absolutely Pure. JSorooiomS coicp«tluon wl'ia (h.'iaaliuml. of lo* UaAjmstl «™» 'wora'co 4lUI S.OLh. "YyEST JERSEY «§iPrUlLAOKLTHlA : uiua^m ~ ci"i M lii" a!j • M w'otSLSl'lM Kpe May and Itelaware Bay Railroad 6.50 *. u. 7-90 ». u. IOOUlu. 11.48 A.M. 3.00 u. 0 00 v. x. All IralD. d,p.n from Ju-lm nvwt depot. Qgsent M.njfrr, SnUdlnB SBatrrinl, <tii. LUMBERYARD Schellanger* Landing, LUMBER, — sassST**-" and BUILDERS uKoaas fkosptlr (iluid. J. B. SOHKLLENG^LS. TteMsrclaits'HspiffiCii, OF NEWARK. N.J. TUB Sflcrchanlo' In.omec Co. mnwiiSlmionMMnnu £3rsisss= liigpsjl lAiy ol » Ale, e Vi£w»^iEK*m»u»,Sd :aSss SS5S5 A UeU Hauatd mionnce t*. ^ mtehia I WJIM. jy»«» iC*fc> IMI uw I J to. iS* la **♦ SWtMA r| HE GRAND TURKISH BUBI sua BATHa.

: HSBC '- InacubuSlMAta . And f **a MddUSbQMl BOIW^IopCTtMUlT.^ bis KmathbsAoMdA- ^ wn^»ns»t |wBbp»e«M;| ^ - L0VFS MSQOERADF•Aunt Sarah. I hare an Ulea andt Bob Riueell cnrnciilj to Mr*, nriactimlx "Why, *my dear boy." >u Uio reply. "I did not know yon tod eoen her," raid the old lady wonderinely. .. • "WdL my acquaintance with tor la rather ahort, I confiwa. I "only raw tor talking with you tide morning. 1 beard her ray^tiiat If alio orer fell In loro It j would bo with a farmer and that eho J traa tired of ornrytbhig oannccted with t city life. 1 am .unfortunately from the * dty, but I am going to transform myeelf Into a countryman and hire out an a And ho unfolded hla plans for winning _ tho young ladr. and luul soon enlisted bis good natnred aunt on hia aide. Miaa Stone was Tory much pleased with himself. Re did not eat with a knife, for a tormton™" " staSular|y e'**1 Sho did not wonder, when hodroro a good deal, and he « as certainly very reapectfuL country?" Miss Stone was raying. "Very," Eton rejoined, with much en- " thuaiaam. "You were brought up on a farm?" a alio added, * "Well, no — not entirely," iho hirod , man reaponded•'llut you olara. farm work because actly alike; 1 lore It! Tnippoeo," ahe added gently, ■•that yon were obliged to r sponded, with hia oree on Ida companion's fair face. "It Is nothing to regret— indeed It la ^ ootl" Miaa Stone declared comfortingly. . "1 admire nnyhodr who is independent " and Knbitious; tlioy're the only people I "Oh. that la eery good In you." tho hired man murmured, tuoking the robe adrantagea?" Miaa Stono pursu.-d wjiii h(ret| man admitted. "It isn't so great a loan," said Miaa Stono earnestly. "Many of our beat itn.l greatest men had eery few educational opportunities " It aounded (oatowtot trito when aba tod said It; but tho hired , man woo looking at her with warm gratitude. "Nothing la to bo regretted hot indolence and lack of principle!" . "You are very kind," Eton said in | aoftenod tones. Tito moon waa jnat rising; t!|0 daisies pie acent of tho fresh crops filled tho air. Certainly tho hired man waa not to to blamed for driving past Miss Stone's gate when they had reached It, with a glance at Ida fompoidon wlifcli was tho perfection of respectful deference. All (hat night she kept dreaming about this , nature's nobleman whom alio tod met. and aho thought of going pver"(o Mta t Briaoornb'a and telling hor what a woniiwful man bo waa , Tho next day aho asked Eton to drivo her over !o his aunt's place. l-*ate mux; have had something to da with the curfiagq (x-lns upact ami, Gertrude falling plump into hia arms, and then and there no told her how ho loved her. and waa ' promptly accepted. "Wo need on(v llvp on tho farm in rammer," said Eton niva- " w tot atoll wo do winters?" said Miaa Stono, wonderingly. "Well, I've thought of going into the . bowspaper business," the burai.tuiu Vejoined, lightly, * ^And she Inuglied, in fond enjoyment of » The remark occurrt^l to ^r thaoo days a latof. Slw went int^.Ura pity todQ * - little shopping, and |q break tin news of . per engagement |q tier guardian. " She told herself vehemently that aho i did not dread tlio procure in. the least; ; tho slightest dUIercticv what anybody 1 raid, P Still she felt a littlo odd aa ahe walked Up the street from the station. The Egberts drove past in their liveried pannage. The nowjy married and excea- ■ ejvaly Myliah Nieolla met her smilingly. ■ ixrwed to her from a dog cart. Well, ; sho didn't care what they said; she r should marry Eton though tho wholo J world should riao up to oppose it. It waa The Dally ReBector bunding which pot her in mind of Eton's joke "a iWlMawiwhlwhm . a ""Bra affluent publisher of it stood on 1 £MS5'>£Sr£ JJ * be hurried down to apeak to her. J ""In for aomo shopping?" he^aaid. "Bv K the way, wo were juat fjxaking of ycal J Nr. Russell tells the he has met you. * Nr. Ruaerll, here's Miss Stone." '■ ' "Mr. Russell came down (he steps, with hia has raised. lie- waa immaculately arrayed in a polo summer suit, knotty, •Brer mounted stick, a high hat and polJ iehed>hoes. ;t ' He was in nowise different from the r- roent, but Mi* Stone stared at him fat 2 raaartilira.'nintireilMibewihistmait. and r Kr. BnassU atared back at her. " was not till the publlator tod bowed himself away that they spoke. t*Ebenr Utm Sions gaspsd." - "Gertrudel" Mr. Busrall rejoined. - . Ha had recovered himself end was J "I didn't know you were coming tort dsyr S "Who— who ore 3Tr-'-F ^1® IRone murJ mured, fainlly. J ■ 'iWsU, I'm lbs young perron you're n going to marry, for one thing!" the young man responded ratiphiHrsIly. and led bet " big anything more. u "I couldn't help it!" be declared, ri brsathlesaly, over their untouched crram. - "I couldn't think at nay other way, and j. I was awfully pmtis you from tho first minute. It was in the porch that first afternoon. I heard what yoo said, you fatow — all about frivoloOs, flippant . minded city men, and L didnt dare to ignr in ray paopre t*aisctsra-I didut, " rrfoe aho,->k withromethlngdraldra feeling, and ho put fair handkerchief to his lips. Hire Sumo amijsd too, helpleraly. "And you-havent been doing-farm - workT she raid. y^'7tocjt^tM f.roa' HBMMWBMHEMSaara.A'- ..

Miaa Stono mused, pink and tremu loos. "Where did you get the eloUtea?"' she "Borrowed 'em. Fro bought them now, Giottglx I'm going to kfeji ihem forever! Seo liere.siear; am I -flippant mindad? lkeyqu want to bake and iniik ' exclusively? Aren't you rather glad I am not a hired man?" Miss Stone looked at him with a helplas fondness. "Well, since it is your alio confessed, sweetly. 1 Old Mr. A. waa once tho landlord of a I - fashioned style, and upon tho traveled ■ ^ road between Bcetou and Uartfonl. One I * of his establishment, when two figures ' they approached. Both men ' were I j well dressed, but ono of tiiem Umped c rather painfully and ranted with huu I an air' of being generally fagged l out They stopped at the inn and tlie > | might He down quietly and refresh lilm- I ' were walking from Hartford to lluiinu. < . and that lie waa suffering greatly frotu I | marked the other quietly. < "Mo." responded tho to»t -Who h. | ' "That man," replied the other » I Mark Twain!" | > In astonishment. "Ttlim wtoT ttoTdevd ! "if said Hie guest modestly, oh, I i ' ain Rev. Mr. Twitchell! "-Sew IL.ra , Palladium. has liven added lu tto^ CnrtraT isr'totJ | rural «T rmHtisl T|iui*'if «Mtw! J 1 all tlielr inherited wihlneaa comes out. . I never raw auch animals. They teem J I therjuihiri^"'e™,^h™rV.'mueh | a <hl" """ , | "Die spaoe uithin their inclosnri- li «. 1 to go so high, wl w.mldTOt 'trust 'ttom ' I with anything lew than a fifteen hot , ' fence. Tlien, thoy are getting oeeua- , ! cosily alarmed oaVey were, but i tt.'i'nk, if J startled, lliey might stall t War this 'fence, j 1 Their leap is peculiar. They crmn-h a . t Itnlo. give a aliort Jump in the air. and , ' again as if thoy were shot from n rata- J ' la running. They havu tor n developed ( ' by gentraliona of cli®hin« on the tlo- , 1 recce lull.. A. these gusts L-t older . 1 anrt tl.eu l-A-i «n captivity l.cn.v , i '^r-Urrrtmt°,^r"f \ | ^ A v enerahle wldfe luoiod clergyman \ naked to see him. ne pccs-ivodbcr. they talbpd.ahuut the ocrtuan and other ) -tid ijgs, until fiqBttj- sheaakeil dlfflilently ; "Gb.'won't id* .please givqyqj •, lock 1 of your halrT " - "('enahi(y, tay- child," sold th» old goutieuian,.*flraiyttd at tto rvqiun. "I li j 1 send it toyoiy iounorrow," jnfl Iw diti. . j On his rrtqrn to Uio cdj lie hafi live . ' more requitq of tli» sank) kind, tihd he : proudly bokstfil 10 hia wife tlu.l hd ivas . ' gUd -to see vinl-ho- tori not yet tow his . 1 power to pirate. Ue declared bis trip 1 had been moat clkirmhig. snd »i? in-ent I well until hlatvife- recsivedriila riofc; ' "My Dear Mas. X.: Won't ytgi plcaae , ask your good. Iiuahand to aaitj t*e juat a , little lock pOAs jiiir? Wo bavohlibcen . ' taking IcssMk' jituiAking hair-iloU'cra. ' So many of the'fflhcr girL uakml hiuiand ! '" ho sent It to them, but I thought I would , ' rather ask you to get it for me. Now, ' won't you plnoac do this for me. it ia so . ' hard to get whito hair for lilies of the » vailcyr Thia wu a terrihlo Uaw. and iho less , • now raid about leeks of hair in the map ' ,b0 1 A. fcsjuwrad l It. •arise x«, j I A net designed to bo held beneath tho windows pf a burning building, bo Itot ' r iho inmates (it jumping or falling upon ' . it will not bo Injured, has been patented by Mr, Maloolna Banter, of No. 83 Dutch Rill street Iran T.Und Cilv N V RIU street. Island aty,

1 This net is preferably made about ten * foot in diameter, of Russian bolt rope D i three-quarters of on inch in cirouin- r - ference, and wtth a tlireo-alrteenths iuch r outside galvanised grasping chain, but . I has an approximately solid rope center , - piece, with ropaa radiaUng therefrom to t 1 form tho body proper pf the net. Each ' I of the radiattag ippea is equal in length , ra the fall disinter of the out. and ^ 1 they are so intertwined and spliced wtth c short pieces as to make at tho center a f ■ compact, closely united plooo, affording , great strength, white still designed to , ' thereon. The are of a grasping chain 5 , Instead of a heavy jope permits iboreoi to to folded Into a smalt- com;' . entitle AtLnean. 0 ' TilsstoaU Am use Bran t. I ( A novelty is. reported from Hastings i t in connection with the performance of I- "The Yeoman of tho Guard" at the theatre. The stage has boon connected K by tefepboflp trito rarimit pri j»to bousca a and Irttek, so that numbers of pooplc are 1 fWlttv ttOstog thapposa without seeing * k. Wa are not awarotimt Shis has over d been tried exoopt to isolated cases as an u axperimeuL HoMtogs may. therefore, d hsoongrmtulafed est being to the ran of o progrese.— London Gloha. - -notialoftluiEmpettttrKdcrkiL During tho last ton yaan San Bemo has btcotuo n a Oesmsn mlm\y every ytoter, and .Ufetto re^tdt^ra^oMh^'m'ivMvrt * tBnrateyra^ they do not eare^o aojoant

CATS AFRAID OF RATS. A COLONY OF RODENTS THAT PUSS DON'T WANT TO EAT. A citizen who had last his reckoning along Mullirrry street very early m tho morning chanced to look down into the police lieralqnartcra. Ho Aveied to to kitten very amiably, and caiuu up lor as if they rather enjoyed it. The in front of the basemen! con vulsivcly, and, with an -intensity of purpose that an optical delusion. LU there a lot of white run and a kitten Hie Stratus ' • fare grew .„k ||« brokenly luuraiuraj to I -alike to the Co strais't>i--n toiu up to" ui-siklered Ho tot eevn U anyhnlV .k> Fra.A I lasting* bTow.'l.t 'hare'to^nl Haraag* low bn-d |..,.ulrel of decided f^ciT, n inliw .te->.'re„.«',°5 wicked ro" won put prire.Whe onlonkera by harking away Torn sur v-ey-d u f". vv",,i,'. -Iii! * m!d turhed. Tlie rat tens tak.-i. Iv. " u.'"Lm and placed on UL back, lie i-.-t up. letitoetmira reekoret t!.o nTl - °f-^ rem noire, b .|«"g Hie frvgbi it lunl n wired uihcbi ri"" it of t -tuig li 1 11 1,10, again fifieen m. miles Ller and L . paw. ll I- a lough t-« In Mulberry ttrwrt «h-. was Hosting* Uio idea of gvttmga'kill.n fot presented to Mr. Hasting* by Baker John Brandeuioor, around to Houston street. spirit is cuiussnl and fierce enough lo throb against tho ribo of a Sullivan. this is duo to the diet of mince It docs not display its ferocity unless a strange dog happens tocomo into tho office. Then it drives all tho rats, except tho old blind grandmother, who will not driven, into tho box, and marches to and fro, with its bock arched and tail erect, sputtering and growling at tho intruder. If the kitten could talk on there occasions, Mr. Hastings has no doubt that it might say to the big dogs: "I'm tbo guardian of this household, and you can cross Its threshold only over dead body! Spit! spat!" . There Is ono calmlbal among tho rats. It is a female, vrittop black spot on Its neck, and it dovours Its progeny. Tho grandmother Is as full of tbo ma* ferns! fooling as a hen with a first brood Of chicken* Sho reared all tho littlo ones after their mothers abandoned them.

listen Oslljwr and the Old lull. I Robert Collyer has presented Cornell | university with an old bell that has o < romantic history, which Is retold by tho j reverend gentleman as follows; "Some yearn ago tbo Tillage to which I used to work aa a blacksmith waa swept awny fat order that the site might to used as a i reservoir for the city of Lonls. In this I general destruction the shop in which I worked as a boy perished. Against the old boll that used to wako mo up very j early to the morning I had a special grudge. At tho samo time 1 had so much Interest to It that 1 asked a friend to the town council at * ' tu a* that when the to11, -vna broken up for old •U-— 1 a piuoo of it should to sent to me as a paper weight. Tho result was that the town council voted to send mo the whold bell. 1 have over since been waiting for sorno appropriate placo where it It is said tluit Queen Victoria is so fond of fresh air that she to to the liabit of sleeping with open windows oven in the dead ol winter, and that during tho day tlrno her apartments at Windsor Castle are so cold that her attemlaiiLand visitor* are almost frozen. The Empress Maria Theresa of Austria was more peculiar to thia respect. Her apartments were very , rarely hasted. Biw exposed herself to toiugha^witbont^ fslhng ^a ^vi ctim ,to arnd thofalUng site often"1 drifuJ into whichshowrote. It frequently toppetted (hot tho hands of the Ifelrelrcsser were partly froren while attending to her majesty's coiffure, and that the ladles surrounding bar august person literally trembled with oofe— Now York Graphic.

THE HUSBAND'S BAD MANNERS. ) • "ran*""*- 1 A friend was spending tho day with • our pastor called," After holeft tho friend p i said: "Dukyou ever nqjico with wliat rc- , spect Mr. Conrad speaks of his wife, and v , how courteously ho treats.- her -at ail _ times!'' I nodded assent aud my friend „ I «ha|.»! ■■•s.s . .< a 1..^; ill s».M'~ ■ ' J" ,'T", '.^iri'v,"Jli.1 '"frti. i 1 i^nbr tto! lot oil "i1".' '' Why ■' ■ Chiapas .liur7et of" Mexico"1'^!.. moi.u° \ > h right! o» three 'dUt'inct iL^aurTs'til'l J ' Thcfl<»<>bOToL>utoin«l ^ ?V°I • L found measuring some 27 by tt feet ' Tho openings referred to arc iLitural and J ; roof. On stono slabs set Into tho wall ' ' are bass reliefs of human figure s, war- 1 J a very had slato of preservation they are- | to ho sent to tho capital of Chiapas. Near , • this ruin are a row of houses forming n l • of a quite largo town. aHcf coupon | I portrait and carried it to a friend who , 0 knew tho original and asked for a critl- j 1 "\niy. tho picture to perfect," said the . , friend. r The artist was doubtful and tho friend oontlnued:

will call U1J littlo grandclulJ in. who ( knew tho subject, and alio will say the ( picture is good. You know it lias always been said that a child is a good ( judge of a picture." , Tho little girl wu called in and ^l.eil: "Guasie, whoso picture is that?" , friend was covered with ' go hack to lie: dolls. — Atlanta Constitu* ' Hon. I Anything to save time is Now York's motto. Thcnewertthtagisashop-whero . men and women may iiavetheir si toes J mended wliihi thoy waiL Customer* sec , tho iau« shocmaking machinery to tho , window, and behind the nmchines a row [ of lasts at which men prepare tho work t for the machines. A woman goes in. ' lias her slincs taken off, put on tlie lasts, j v ith new Wis 2bd solos, put into a sew- j ing or nailing machine and made good , as new nlnu-it half te quickly aa it has . 1 taken to write theso woms. Pntehlng is tho only work tliat is dono m tho old . ' fuhioned way. Entire new shoes arc 1 made to order by Uio pair, to two hpurs. 1 —Detroit Frey Pnus. . G«ltta( Tbtags Mlzea. ' The general density of what are called ' our best society circles on points of I flmfpian Utorature fr.Ulrstratrel by Us? , personal experleoeeof a UdyTedenUy. 0 to wjiont a young "dude" spoke of "thai 9 fellow Stockbridge, you know, who " writes those runny thing*." Itopeattog r this tribute to anothcrgroup, f rem «Jhom 0 aha hoped to gain a smile, the hostess • was met with, "Oh, ye*; Stockton, ho y meant— the ono that wrote Tho Tiger !• snd tho Lily' — didnt LsT-Crltio.

Some years ago, to Parts, there was small restaurant, known* at tho Bli Cafe, much frequented by t blind, ivl-.-rv mi erchestru of blind mu One extremely dark night to wintl when a thick Pig liad fallen upon Pn; »o thick that no ono could no® hia WD so much n* distinguish it* street lac ten feet away, and when pollocmcn, cr rying torch.-*. Tiero and there assist some groping loci possomier to find 1 *T" li-. I '.»i.ii> Ik iv nl,'" *-,iJ I lie gent • Oh. in-ivi liiuij. 1 nevregvt lost 1 So tlie fir-.: g.-ntLwsii eauglit hold lidnitl. sl.aig At b-ngth Uio two I «• •" - II.JU,' .-xclaimed t ■ |*i feci I v blind. T : 'vi Al.iut four years ago • r.yjitoiiMve tritrthreugh^tb mad ■'»!'% C,ian8 jdoj'*-t'-l .in-u- ing const nn^cd vhii - r in- - S..w> arocourely. . . -i omit*, iho fifth havl h**..m. uu Uu.g tu-w tt uio 8ml "'r.ma.lult male U qtutsMoSi. cxce hre .F'S«7 lop>'l wluTwralfc 7 female to of a grayish dovo color, i npiwanimv, c'X«*-|it that tbo liead o Mv.utor to those- of 1 1 10 mallard duck, I ord iimrycrurvias toek'^New York Tin; samo t'itoe a , l.-.r I: object struck tho th.y had built with such forco oa not realize what had happened, but wild r"o*c h:ul sailed straight into naultsand imianced itself after its re blow from a cudgel in tbo hands young Walter*, who proudly carried tho prize-. Tho gooso incident remo tbo conn entirely from tho minds of young Nimrods. — Chicago Herald. 1 do not know w liether It is genon known that in India, and I boliavt every hive what ono can only diacrib tho hot season two or three bites ] themselves, on their heads, at tho trance of the hivo and fan tho into with tho incessant motiortof their wir They ore reiievod at intervals fey fr bee*, who carry ori tho process. T kept to their duty by a sort of pa to a well authenticated and kne "AnoUior wonderful discovery h made and that too by a lady to tt county. Disease fastened its clutch 1 her and fbr seven years the wit 1 stood its severest tests, but her vital ( were undermined snd dealh^sea . roughed incesssnUy snd could not tlee , bought ot us a bottle ol Dr. Kto( i New Discovery * for Consumption -st wsa so much relieved on taking ill | dose that she slept all night aafewtthoi hat been miraculously cured. II > is Mrs. Lulher Lutz." Thus writ » W. C. Hsmrick A Co.. of Shelby, N. 1 Get s free trial bottle it Maroy & » o Cray's Drag Store. The merits of a new church org were thus described by a local pep. "The swell dlea sway lo a delicto SSI. , ioeationrlike one singing e sweet so J under the bedclothes.^ e Tire Homliest Man In Cap* Ma • AS well as tfie haflrfwnnatMnffltetlii o ^>riTtrtol ?Jrtttero,fnK^7fcl« g for Uus. Threat and Lungs, a rasa* n that to selling entirely upon Its mer J and Is gusraotced to relievo and cure " Bronehlfls and Consumptioo. Lar r bottles SO ore's sod *1. 1 HH