VOL. XIX

OCEAN CITY SENTINEL,

OCEAN CITE, N.

«. C. ROBINSM ttiln ail Prepritlir.

CITY DIRECTORY.

CIT> QPnCIAl-S.

QR. J. S. WAGGONER, Physician and Druggist, fil Asburjr Ayc- Ocean City. N. J.

SECRET SOCIETiaS.

X. C. HUTCHINSON, M l).

IIoinfnopntbiNt^

No. HU I Ocean XVontie.

B < r. ABiiorr, m. i)„. rhysit-inn and MnrKt-tm,

' ■ OFFICE -Corter Oolnl ud Dditk SlrcfL

pjOWARD REED. M.. IT, riijsirlnn and NiirKt-on, 1^0 OOKAN AY KNUR \ OCEAN CITY, N. J.

DR- J. 1'. RACE IMij hit-ian and Nnr««H>n son WESI.EY AVENUE

M' 'k^-an HAND. ATlOHNKV a NI> «-4»l'!VWEI.I.OK %T I. i %v. cape' MAYC^nT L-AW OFFICES SCHaYUER -C WOODRaUU. JONATHAN HAND, <'onriKcIIor-nl -1 >nxv,; V,.'.r In * twinr^T. N.rtftr, PuMO-. I «'AI‘K MAY OIMJKT HOU8K, N. J. I. t Urd.r.O, U .Mr., No TV) A.Out) .»«.ur. gUGENEC. COLIE,

- VlX.

! SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION he ARE PARTlV HEATHEN.

I to lift that In* mnMButirp a Hitlt-rli rk | in til.- pranilfwar. dp|tKrtnM«t S, Wiiliatn .It am..I In-.It. ill... an.1

U-1-.-d cuyly luti> -aim- anlneliiK In liora anoiml Fount

A STORE ROMANCE.

WiUiatu Frrurb priili-d him. If f-.T .(liat In- wai. not an ninliilinn Hr «I.» front to any that •-!> lUactaiU-ut art- U»- twin r...Uof

e aati-ti-<1

G. A. BOURGEOIS, '' Counsellor-at-Law, ATLANTIC CITY. N. J. i'. ^LBERT A. HOWELL, f A.t t orriei-nt-I^n-vv, 11 Ma«u-r and Holk-ltor lb I'naarrrjr. ;

Ilf.- i- the t

liloaopby

I all

n than hr bad •

ilm

wIh-ii hr

rarllilv rdnea .aid or

CHURCH SOCIETIES.

G. THOMAS. No. 108 Market St., PHILADELPHIA, Fine Faiiiy fiioceries. ' roh"” V:»* li| , L™''rl.n TkTT?li.u!.T , «’i-a llanC ' II.no of !■—l qaalltj-. Wrlatwd »bni jHir* j liotr-l '«nu'YrTMmi r .tr»"^| l |. , | l Uuu2 | H|.h • fi'r^ro'fni at rbari^ 1 >1 any rallniia -talk., : LOW FK/ICES.

R. R.SOOY4SON Restaurant and Lunch Rooms ; 24. 26 «rt 2* SOUTH TWlfTII STRUT PHILADELPHIA. IPA.

HOTEL ATGLEN OCEAN LITV, N. J. Thr A lawn ■■ ot«-n all IIm- yrar. r» and a i|nWI. h.imrllk. jdarr fm r.-t a. THE EMMETT

GARWOOD HOUSE,

W. L. BERRY, Manufacturing Jeweler,

T

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D./GALLAGHER,

UKALKBIN

_ FINE • • FURNITURE, | 43 South Second Street, ••Mit.a. ! h. K. tOBMI.ICT M. *. lOBHI.Itl TOKBKKT A NOX HOUSE MOVING AND RAISING Ucneral C - ondp*rtor». D.S.SAMPSOX, Stoves, Heaters,Ranges, PUMPS. SINKS, &C. t 408-10 Apbu'ry Avenue. OCEAN CITY. N .V.

rr thr l.ml of in ash a rmed hi, noonday im-al urb- i-onnLT. -What ■ ■1 rni.nith for mr. ami -

bia frllow- ch-rka I and milk that

^“cn for’

d his follow clsrks. tmistly nnain-HttH-n likohinn--lf. won Id R.-nmil-ly rpjdy, w ith lan-nir yaKni-nroa of -w

G^Pl'REY rS: GODFREY,

RALPH L. GOFF, CIVIL ENGINEER. SURVEYORCONVEYANCER. NINTH AND CENTRAL AVENUE, OCEAN CITY. N. J. H. H. RICE, AltriMTKrT, Itoursi- ItiiildiuK. OCK.AN CITY. N. -T.

Iiathtul- in thr- p.«*l

ligbl.-d Inwrornt of a Ipic doparlliMl .lore si* days in thr wi-oS. HisHuhday ir sprnt in tiding a sn-ondhand Ur, -K if it was fin.-, and t.-ading th>- pi. ..rial pa|af- oc M-wing refractory hm Otis and rrldi-tant |iatch.w on his i-1-.tt ng wh. ii th.- wrathrr prrrjndod an

idea .if ontd.iiW alt

ISRAEL G. ADAMS & CO. Real Estate ■ Insorance -AG-EHSTTS, Rooms 2,4 4 6, let! EsUte 4 Ut BolldlU. ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. (oiniiii—lom-rs of Drads fur IVnu--ylvanla. Money lo 11*11 on Kind Mortgage, lads for sale ml Mouth AUantlc City ■oni) lo Lou ot Homos lot Fire! 1011(1(0. Silo ot Root HEADQUARTERS FOR Real Estate aim insuranee. CO ft VC VAN Cl NO. ETC.. AT CHARLES P. LAKE'S W. BRIDGEWATER i CO., Real Estate ffnd Insurance -Agents, &-.I AHBUHY AVKNUR

OPIJi FOR THE SEASON OF w- GERANIUMS,^ BELLEVUE HOT BATHS, bordek puStr.-^ SAMUEL SCHURCH, THOMAS Jl THORN,

B0ARW4U.BETWEEI 7lk AM RtTsTKETS L ‘c NeW-Sulta for Surf Bwthln*. J

E. CLINTON A CO.,

‘r-rr BRUSHES, 1001 imn, ud I S. TEITB ST..

EIGHTH AND ASBURY AVENUE. CreenhouM. 1124 Central Ay. f

t Hint »

JOSEPH SUTTON

OCEAN AlITV. N. J.

Conveyancing, Real Estate Insurance. Mottgages — and Collections

arJd'iuil'^-und.' U, LttrS*p5“ ; i’ kei.i free . Hiane lien la oollertad. Kite and HUe It i V. P. CANFIELD

: Real Estate ^

Insurance Agent

No. 608 Asbury Avenoe

OOCVn CITY. N. J.

JOSEPH M. CORSON Real Estate Agent PALERMO. N. J.

Willian

nnildc

• hd ii

life waa enfflcieutly

Fur Williai

brhir i

I.adte.1 aakanre at the fair i

•ly giruni.it. n uf nmi b of the din-l.-til lie miktrrnly degvrecated and the gentle ini item nf the reeklrm andwiek 1 extravagan.-e wbu-e existence in Ole

urld he an greatly dephired.

Su when he .-aught tin- Hntlex of a :irt on any rtray Idryrle be chano-d tn ina i* a lonely r.*d he w..nld M-orrh .-rnly ahead and Ji- Ver omv ^glane.

Fn-nrh wa* eery mm-b .< a gihiliaNigiher. Uni. ala«. even |>hili—iph<-ra are not -xrtupl from the viaiting* of the lender liawdon. and it ehau.-ed one day that lo. choae to vudt the liaia-iu.-nt of that {■Articular etote and plant hia dart d.-egi in the heart of the yonng man who inihl liu bnthtnla.: It ha|>penrd thin way: A young woman came to fill a vacancy in the graniti-wan- department next lo William-a own. and he. ay long in different and even ralknia to the charme

rbomgwun waa tad henntifnL to nor waa abe at all luii.adng .d ice that abe abonld tbna captiheart of thin neyere critical fimt night And idle trotted ahont with toiak ah-rtnem .'if movement quite in rumi*tihlr with grai-e and elegance of

movement

Unt nhe anited William right down

i the gtunnd.

To la-gin with, abe bad aid! eye*, uf ii gwrtn-nlai color ge-rhajai. but aume bow when their gale rented on William he felt that here, at laat. waa one whu^ ronld agiginviate hia tme valne altniMt' keenly aa be did bimn-lf. Her brown

And then on., day William bad a ►bock The ervaea-yed girl at the crock cry drgiartinent Uihl him that Mtae

Thomgmm waa going to leave.

He CIO Id not believe it lint inquiry the glaaawara departm.-nt revealed r fact that the minor bad agiti-ad the y before and bad been confirmed by the young lady heraelf. William waa aaUmndiiL She bad made op her mind to leave without telling him: What

did it mean 1 he wondered

Then he had an idem. Perbapa idle bad grown to care ao much for him that •eoing him every day waa gainful He had read of anch tbinga in ni-r.-la. He reiailvrd to tell her that very day of the p)«n* la-

hair, of a

very .

nary a

giarted very neatly ot w in a fanbion extremely plain and ■■bbitiuna cutngwrtal with the imgaw ing gaimgadonra worn by the magnificent yunngladieawbuauld ribhona and necktlie countera npataire and whoae airs and grace* made William ao uu fortable that be frequently went to val eadahliahuient to gmrchaae the leet “made up" cravat which completed hia bnmble toileL black algwcagown. with ita trimly belted waiat and apotlen enffa and collar, la-trayed none uf the wickedly extrava gant idem William bad long cun-idered • t wraknma of the ae* very lung Ik-fore the two yonng ga-ople became very friendly. Stewpaue and toakfttlea bring mure demand than laOhtuha. William aa fri-qnently called ogam to aeaiat Mim Tb.iinga»n in her deg*rtm.-nt. and Ibia aoaa-ialiun with b«T affonlrd the At other time* be would watch her. homy over her cooking ntrumln and imagine iniw abe wonld look ip a little kitchen uf b.T own maniginlating aimilar iuigdementa in the girrgiaration of hia ow n aogigier. Tb.- thought waa intoxicaliug Here at laat be I lad found a girl who Would be willing to ahare hia hnmlile bit. be told Umarlf A plain little thfng like bet would gwubably regard a tiny three room flat aoch aa be had in mind aa a Very palace of Inxnry He himarlf wonld «rrm to her a a it of agweial Providence through whoae benevolent intervention ah* would n-aliie all thr** dnauna oF home and hnahand moat girla

indulge In

Thia thungbt he found even more agreeable thah the other, and be found him-If aa-ntiling a girulectiugand even patrunixing air with her at liuea. far aa to bint hi the object at hi* affection hia bogie* of having a uiodrat hum* ,J hi. own .me dat and while be could

e thla

Ingle, will tan

tig to hia fair n.-ighhur, and fell more reply in Vive at every interview. To be oar.-, he did moat uf the talklie often confided to her hia view* on xtrnvagance an i high living and took lieir inom-y on k nalclolbm and tbiwter uk. le itiel.-ad f laying it np f.a- a ainy day. And while Mi«T|pimgatnn never quid nything he emi!d ...nstrne into an ad* ihwiiiu that abe tbonght be waa right be alwaya liaUned with grave alienion. an.1 with her aoft err* fixed on im he remained Idiaafnlly t-main that ere wa« a woman who wonld thank folly devote her life to helgiing him bia income and gnuvide for hia old

At laat the ag ring drew near. The wer counter in tijc main aiale lagan glow with gold.-fi anuahine of dnffo L- and jolugnila and udora uf hyacinth md Eaater lilie* were wafte.1 down the tairway to the dim tmaruu-ut where he latbtnbe and the teakettle* had

-fleeted with cumgilai

i.-tion that lila huapltallty Ikilli iariab and Uctful and felt, veil aatlafled with btmaetf. They ■d into a bantering coovcraation nilglied and ebatt.-d their way :li tin- guttering at^wt* ami the quiet one* that came later -I > tiling but the fact that they ».*«-u having a good time and fliey were making a favorable

INth- cry of dfamay. -My gimlffeae." alio aatd. “we are on t gin nee at the tranagwrent algn In • front of the car aa they neared the it electric light t.ud a little gmxxllng it the tiarkward lettering couflrmetl .- Iiorrihle truth. »ud lu a mometil •re they were alighting at the next corner, abe laughing with a keen en

enture and be

gone feeling at the pit of

dila

a Will

n Fretic r. before

It waa hm,

- rtunity came. It a.em»l to him that every fat wornin in the city bad di-cided to lay in a •apply of grunitewarv that giartu-alar

day.

untrrod Mim Tbumgi-amrla-hiod a huge giile uf mfiregaiU. -I - I—bear you're going away." he began, rurgirieed to find himaelf feeling il.-cid.-dly niTvnua. ••Yea." ahe aaid pleaaantly. aa ahe made an entry in her little caabbnok “I'm going tomorrow.^' ••Well I didn't know—that la. 1 tbonght—I hope. I menu, that I've not bud anything to do with yonr going.' be went on. leginning to be apgalied at the iniik-rahie figure be waa culling "You. Mr. French—bow con Id you— I don't undemtand. I'm-afraid." ahe rejilied, in evident bewiblermenu “Oh. yun aee—I thought maybe you'd been exgwcting. yon know—that in, yun might have known that I waa going to aak yon to marry me. yon know. I'd have aoked you before— tmly"— “Pray, don't apobigiie.abe exclaimed quickly. “It'a much better that yon didn't A man with yoor idem* would Ii* making a great miotake to marry. A lei. heaidea. I'm going to lamarried next week to Mr. Morgan, up at the ailk counter. He commenced aa a eaabbuy. and now be * head at the department But. then, he waa ambi

a her but once aince

William hi then. They were having a big bargain tale of remnanta np ataira. and at tbr noon boar he wan ktrnggling to make bia way through the vant crowd of ladiaa which a urged lout the counter, when a little woman in a ruatlmg ailk gown turned anddenly and faced him. It waa abe; He |lamed her with only a formal and hnmad how. hat be bad time to obaerve, with pain, that abe wore her hair in a pompadour. — Edgar Temple Field in Chicago Time#-Hat-aid.

It Woubl reeni that Lieutenant Hob aon ia taking the aalntee fur which, equally with the Merrimac exploit, he la famona. by proxy them da; a The other day he waa allowing a parly of American wmuru over the Hpaniah priae Mii|* now lying in dock at hia port. Said the h.-ru uf the Merrimac. pointing to a Urge bole in the caaiug ui une of the vrwi-1*. “That waa done by our uf i.ur aln 11*:" Far a few mo menta hi* comi*niona gated in admiration on the hav<w wrought by the projectile : then, giving way to their feeling*. they fell on their knee- and bye teiically kimed tae jagged edge* of the apertute--llungkong Letter in AM c*jo Kerord T* Heat the Poatal Xervlee. ’ A *4 heme.to la-at the Culled Slate* poatal aervtce I aa been rvolveil by Chicago men. The plan la to gal In-I Dp all »f the aerond claaa mail milter of lafge comtnen-ial buoae*. atilp It to Mexico by freight, change their Ami-rl can money Into Mexican money at a ratio of two to one. liny Mexican etampa. and with them mail the mat ter back to the Coiled Buie* through the Mexican poat ifflce. It la evtlmati-l that one-half cent conld be aamt on each letter and package tbna ttan-lh-.! It I* claimed ihat the governmi-ui could not Inlerfere wttbuul the aid of new U-gtaUtlua.—Ban Krauetaco Argonaut.

Iiuatluu. auil their exia-rtuu prove i oui'lualvely that ail really .due I* the work of -

- said > ade It ur

■Ink. a

thing I

By •

inffii-leut to ralae the temperature a. ihat the vegetable fiber* were flnall] mltieml to a charred maim, and thn if oxygen area admitted at thla time ly turning over the maaa with, a fork I he channel in the Lnu-rLor immrsll

glow and flnally hura

h and l.

- cold awcal u

It la well known that dirty, oily waste yam. cotton In the hale, grain atured In large masse* and tbr line dual of flour In tbr mtUa ia apt to tie collie heated ao aa to uke fire, and it t* a well tmubllahrd fact that the rtae of tem|M-rature which uke* place In moat of I lie lufectlou* dlw-ax-a I* due chemlc product whk-b I* gi-ncr

tied h

3 by t

1-uiug hia brow aa the full extent I* predicament dawned ou him. Here ; hoy were mile* from home, after lu , Ykatk at ulgliL and he bad not a cent j In bia pocket nor an acqualnunca in , city excels thla young ' Udy. whose gtsid favor be waa work “ortunately the return car waa not yel Might, and be had a moment In ich to think. He glanced In deapera u at the tiny puree abe carried, and hi* heart la-gun lu heat the devil'* Utiiiaprnder buckle aa Imtried to frame up a way to approach tin- subject. Ordinarily be waa a young

itflrtent gall, but

micro organlama. ao that It la not al together surprising to And It atnted Iliat moat cose* of ao called *|sin taueoua comlmstlon are now believed to be due to the chemlc action art up by certain bacterir working in a

favorable environment.

Another French acicutlat hna cun •iructed a toy engine which be la able to keep running for 24 hour* by iniwna of the gaaea generated hy the bacteria CHURCH A PLACE OF REST I-ook at tbr ateadv itntin upon 1.'' write* Blalmp Hu rat. dlacuaslng hat la the Good ot- Going to Church T" In Thr Indies' Home Jour uaL “The average American week la

«e effort to get beyond the

limlutioni of the week Juat gone. Every nerve and force of Iwdy and

not niuaL Juat aa the yellow light of an aiqiroarblng car ap pearad on the bill far above be noticed a little t-Lgar atore Hood tight a the atn-et from them. He haatlly ws| hlmai-lf on the pica of getting tar for the homeward trip and

dashed acmas.

Fur heaven'a aakr. give a fellow a

i blur

olounged b

il out to the y

val aa lie did at

mlud t

i watch." be aald

Is-en dime there myaelf." dashed out Juat In time, with a of thanksgiving In hit aonl. to the ear and found the girl awaiting him with an unuaual detnutvueaa

ihs.ru ay and he waa preparing to lean tliat slM- gave way to an uncootrullabkflt of merriment and wound np with: 'Tlie next time you muat not be afraid to rail on me. 1 always have a little rtiange.” It had not liei-n for a very pretty ■ mde ahe amt him next day, be It never have called again.—Un dnuall Enquirer.

rment and ruah. Six dayi

-ugh for the aeverc tenahm and break many a oue down In the proceaa he struggle be atoMied every week

by one perfect day of real.

"The church la esarntlally a place ot *L Every tmrt of the service fur nlabea relief from the burdens and ca of the week. The music brings one above the plane of the acculnr and commonplace. The leimona from the Bible and the preaching on topic* connected with present and future accountability lead one Into a new field of thought and give a aeliae of re*imn ability and a serious algnlfirance nut it aQ auggeated by the activities of —Tlie Sunday »errlce Inevitably do rekiirn the mind and broadetia the areas of knowledge. Many a sermon ■bay fall to interval, hut now and then ,r is heard Which bring* the bearer lo a new region, such a* that of ml»m* alquad or humane work yy-tUunr. new light may be thrown Cpon the rtpturv* by recent reta-arch; the re iatlon of Christianity to human umlety he area aa never before, and the utile may be fonud to apply In a remarkable way to the current uvsida

A remarkable accident befell an Eng •h cyclist He bad been a few miles hi the cmntry to are mine friends, id jva* riding bu«pe ahaig a lane shoot I o • luck p. m . when he anddenly reivrd a sharji blow un tb* chert and wa* lifted completely out uf tbr saddle md thrown with considerable violence o the grohiid. where be lay fur aume ninnte* partly stunned. On recovering its senses the cyclist looked around to try Ip Sod the canae of hia extraordinary II did nut want a lot of finding, tar waa very apparent in the shape uf a out rope which waa ateetebed acTuaa the road. Tb* rope, it appeared, waa it curd at one end to a gypsy wagon inding by the aide of the hedge, and a borer at the other. In search of fresh her I age the animal had strayed s the road. and. startled, no dunbt. by the sadden appearance of the bicycle light, had thrown np ita bead, wing the cord taut at a height uf - feet or ao from the ground. In Ibe darkneai it waa imperceptible, and. itching the cyclist breast high, it flung m from bta machine with scant cunr-

Iteoidf-nis of New York city who own autoinobllea. according to .Electricity, have taken otepa lo organIxe ao automobile dub.which will In- Ibe Ural of Ita klml in thla country It w III he formed on line* similar to the clubs of London awl Pari*, and 11 I* understood that desirable rehlrle* of every typo, from sleain and gnsoilne to compresaed air and electricity, will be eligible to mi-mliermhlp * The Boston Herald tells thla story: -Mr and Mrs Tbomaa O. Gilbert ol Halnu wlm were married 50 year* Ba'u. have l«s-ti fortunate beyond moot pie. Klx children were horn to I They also have ten grandchildren and one great-grandchild, and every one of •heir di-arer.dants la atlll alive and well. Not a break baa occurred In the family from the day of yhe marrikge.

Pp In Emmet c prlncl|ial rtreeta Maine. OH*. Hew, *aa.-ltea*rtek III

inder-th

ia of e:

Paper P*l* Mans. In tb* work done by T-year-old and H-ysar-old Uiya at the Thomas Hoynr Manual Training scbooL Chicago, one of the feature* of the work If the making at relief maps from paper pulp Bundles of ohl newspapers are torn In small atri|ai and placed In a pall of iter lo soak over night A atoul ' with a sharp stick then attack* the sa and thorn uglily churn* the paper HI It become* pulp ‘be material lias linen found to act-re admirably for modeling pun*we*, and a continent In miniature, with mount lake*, rlvera and valley*, can lie molded by the young pupils with aurprising exactDc**- The pulp map ia ah d to dry and ta then mounted on a large piece of cardboard. Supervisor IL T. Beardsley of the manual train Ing department lias one of tin we mounted maps on exhibition at Hie board of education rooms, painted and colored, and It baa allclted much favorable ■.ntu.-cUggo Ni-wg. Th.r Base t. Co*k «t*lrkl, "Few people." aaya the Philadelphia Record, “have ally hlvx of Hie Imn amount of labor Involved In the cate system of mnnaglng a tree aggregation like' Buffalo Bill's Wild West show. The problem of feeding army of showmen and employee* I bog’.i one of Itarif and la an example In point. From Buffalo BUI down t lowest men let every allache of (be show dine* In the common mesa and ail |iartake of Hie same quality of food. “When a new temporary camp I* re lahllabed. the first thing unloaded from the special train which carries tm •how paraphernalia la a range wagon an tininenac vehicle In which are eight or ti-o ranges or cook stove*. Within 40 minute* after the nnktadlng of He wagon Brea are bollt lo the stove*. Hu big me** tent Is erected, table* an apnad and meals for tWO attrodanti are served. Thla la an everyday recori fpr speedy cooking that wonld be ban

The milliner displayed the bat « some pride. “Ota. it WIU never dor cried the tron. “Just look at three Oowera.”

tested the luilUarr. “They took Uki real Oowera." “Ih-reiarly." Mid the patron. “Ant real Bower* are ao cheap at this aea son of the year. I want auuM-riilDg

’ We uncov er to lance of the queen and tin- national anthem.

but In Itunla one mual n cveay abop ami public I - the etuiKTor'a picture al

ray*

me* the king was always di-scrDdam of the gods. So the anclcut Ling demanded that divine iKinora be addressed to him. He must lie called “bird." Sootier or later all the little kings were thrashed to the one big king wbo ■le country. Hat the little king* kept the divine title lord, and ■ k-accuduiiU keep It today, common custom gore right back • time when our fore father* were painted savage* ami made human sacrifice* to the god*. It 1* kissing under the mistletoe

red in Ewex of an old woman whore sole till* to fame ia that abe once klaaed the queen for a shilling. Instead of receiving the shilling, alir paid it It happened a king A school of girls met tb* ha by. Victoria, cot with her nnrse and offered a shilling each for permission to klas her. The nurse mad* ahont (10 by lUractlun. The Duke of Kent

•yesty'a bribe

and said that in fob take less than a guinea per kiaa In Ibe schoolgirl* formed tlietuselve* into the Society of tb*

• fro

i and a

The old

—Chicago Tribune

I>r. t’l»)fOr. th* London physician ho was condemned to pay FYi.iino damages for llliel a few years ago. waa hurt in a queer automobile accident recently. Hi- was going up a hill when aomclldiig gave way and thr carriage i to roll lack w ard down the atop*. Th* driver applied the power brake to the tv-ar wbi-ids. forgetting that be waa going lack ward, with the rvault tliat ntriage stood up on end and Upped backward, braising Dr. Flayfalr • It fell U|KtO him.

the elder had a able advantage over you." "Yea.” replied Uretand. “there la do doubt about It; but .that la Itulgntt-

"Wbat la that monsieur?" "Why. all hi* contemporary critics pa dead."

cTbey have coat i

e *1.50 In beat

the Bah. 25 cents for hush money to the chap who Bold them to me. a suit of clothe* and probeIdy my church membership," replied the Sunday fUhcrman with a bunted look in hia eye.-Chlcafo Tribune. Joneo—Going to aend your wife to tlie seaside this m-aaou ? Galey—No:.*AnT afford It Jftnca—Why. ape Isn't extravagant la

Galey—Sot t

away I blew In (SO—

wly a

of the question.Tetiuyaon, the u. of South Anstralla. landing. Ills ri-ply tliat my father dan KL 1 don't are how