Bat thry were wo) And heard advice And felt quite wi»r. thooRh l-m that tear Conceited Polywop.' So each one Rave hi. tail a «wrcj.. And forward apranR. with Riadaome leap From ahallow aater into deepTheae careleaa Polt-wog. ' Joat then a fiah went awimminR by. He apiad Ihoae wo|t» with hi* idiarp eye And aaid, •Tboae chap, have Rot to diem eat thoae Potywop!" pne aweep he made with every fin. Then atretch’ed hie month and took them And au they periahed in their ein— Thoae routhfal PolywoR. So of ten time, do fooltah boy. Co oat to awim in ainfnl joy. Bat alwaya find that tin deatrov. Not only PoiywoR. Bat other .inner., we are told. Who tin throngh drink or love of gold ; They moatly die brfop th Like thoaKwo

Might have grown up to etatcly frog. : Enjoying life in their own bog. Nor died aa Polyaroga. And ao K boy. would grow op men There are command., aome eight or ten. That they mnat follow, now and then. Or theyH die Polywoga 1

perfectly appointed Hotel or Boarding House, nnd the numerous hostelries which we have planned and built is the best evidence of our success in this —— specialty. We always endeavor to improve upon the last one built, even though the improvement be slight, and we shall 1* glad to show plans and suggest ideas to those who may call upon us. free of charge.

JOS. G. CHAMPION & CO.

IT IS WITH PLEASURE That we take advantage of this anniversary issue of the SENTINEL to greet our esteemed patrons and solicit from them a continuance of their patronage in the future. All business orders for investments or inquiries as to values, etc., treated with strict confidence and the information punctually and cheerfully given. MASSEY & EDWARDS Real Estate and Insurance Brokers OCEAN CITY. N. J.

E. M. SUTTOIN

Ocean City House and Sign Painting Co.

PHILOSOPHIC FRAGMENTS. Try and understand your neighbor, and yon Wilt be understood.

The true use of speech is n conceal them.

o much to express our wants as to

It takes a genius to compel himself to like the disagreeable tasks he has to perform

Time is .a grateful friend : a suitable requital.

t fails to make

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The best way to do good to ourselves is to do it to others: the right way to gather is to scatter.

'Tis not chance nor yet fate: 'tis the greatness Iwm with him and in him that makes a man great.

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes .hard | <st to bear are those that never come.

If you have never tried to make anybody happy you have no idea . w much pleasure yon have oveflboked.

If you want to make friends, interest yourself in the affairs of ters i do not try to interest them in yours.

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1048-1050 Asbury Avenue OCEAN CITY, N. J. * *

9 a nun or woman chouse duties ? No tm their •H^hplace or their father and mother.

The business of the head is to form a good heart, and not merely to role an evil owe. as is generally imagined _

Each day has its mercy and should render its praise. Fresh a the dews of each morning, and cqqally fresh are its biasings.

of human nature as to seek bat bis own disposition will waste his fruitless efforts and multijjy the griefs winch he purpoacs to

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They lcl]*i% Out the rich have w« m pity their plight— Weep for tlwj woman who glow, ■n for thRr crow d at Ui that are centered th

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UNCLE BILLY’S IDEES ON VICE.

Ther's a lot o' sermonizin' nowadays ‘liout »'lckedMM__ and I reckon some folks must miss prayer niectin' abort a cf they go. An' thcr must be a heap o' pcopul that takeswhafr?

they hain't got the teeniest tech of ager.

Funny how ketchin' v'

what peopul'U say. . ' Mos' men 's morals nowadays depend* on what the my™** w

men is goin' ter say 'bout 'em.

Ther ain't none on us so good thet we don't her • kerin' fur some low-down kussidness onct in a while, ■ depens on who's lookin' er what it costs, ez to wether we n tie verchewous er otherwise. Reckin mos on us nd be pefr * ef 'twant fer the moral swazhnn ther is in bein afcartW k etched. ^ = Nine men out o' ten what lies good rein-nations am t Bon

o good chance ter be bad : emif not ter git kelched,

Then they puf therselves up at. ,— . . j, they see sum pore devil thet nateral-lwni timid ty dida t are of ez it did o' them. » No use tryin' to skuse nobody fer doin anytliing ^!

mt et must make the Lord kinder sorry He

>' critters thet hollers " Stop theet when the do ort ^^ ther own pockets longs to the man they hot ther ad y

from, an' ther washwoman what cpn't nuke cm

wan't raore'n tn chapters a

the settin' up o' the flamin’ chairubm

n natcr wuz bo'rn with a frute," an' every one spen's

tu reach the things marked ” Don ' Tech. _ , d f..„d Ih, .PI-' did t -

Mcbbe the Mileneum 11 never ct

let fokes play on the grass.

Teat-^p

; skccrcly ded an' buried' w

the wurld so fer jrast preachin'tu an prayin ' hisself give it up. an' sent the flood tu » Noah an' his white an' black an ynller s

mistake, ez we lern a leetle later.

Then arter the flood came the Tower 0 _

got so wicked agin Diet ther langwidge I o[ ^ ])ic kt oi tel each other no more kassidnes-. >0 ^ thing Aliraham , tu hev onk good man anyhow : cn |Ui ^ ^ * wife tew'menny an’ sent her out tu die j him be good. . .,„ ' hU ftmOy pk|«<

r askeer d they wouldn't be

a'tween the boil din" € o keep Adam and Eve

, „,i,nd mvi.' If ^ '

active part o' Ins 1* ^

Taint likely

. n all out.

Eo^ai-ta’Jbem

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1' wa n t Sodum d'sjroyed, an'

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OCCAN CITY, I*. J. ». . rarrpt CHALFANT

they hcdn . got

hunun depravity C

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this world

ter go luck, so she wuz turned arter Lot got drunk mos' disgracfol

Ther ain't no class

mother, an' his sons sold Joaeph

Thi-r's only tu things 11 m»kc P^P** " ^ H , hop. o- tappl— h m . ' An' thcr ain't no real lad folks thet hcvn ^ pint when things looked so «nprom» the rode, that they tuk the lad rode 'can* they tlroug intended fer them nohow. a lotso lime •• A power o mitey good l^P 1 * ' [ld better. the wrong things in fryfn lu m * ' lhc . r d quit

give it np 'cauac it don . du no

new folks out o cm an' try an m«c

we'd sune here the clarinets o the mile

v tJfyou ha«twroty fivtdolUrs a^ "*" 1 ^' ^ ^

ahave. a hair-cut and a clean co . with the mono- «“ lb * P« :kett ^ ‘