VANISHING TROUSERS. T'.«h Which May «r Max

The Ideal Summer Resort OCEAN CITY, N. J.

BATHING SAFE AND UNSURPASSED FINEST BEACH ON THE COAST THE HOME OF THE FA^IIY MAN

lr IrVfc. and mrj nai i (--ifi.rai tt hal tt n ibwv ii( a ■-■mfnlaaal

MANY CHURCHES

bw m-J Ural pan? Un. DowMI had l>a-o d«ibtfol Iba parlj. Xaw abr «■« '«TJ plad aha bad M MarrdlBdj ba«a bar way. Tb*

and aa for tba axpmaa wan. aba oaad aba naUt rail Id tl* oalshl-rbond youjw fott to raaal and fndlr Uila ona BWtd wlthoM aaklnc oBybndy a laa«a What If aba bad Dot dt.Ua jiald bark aU

. a barbabir. and aa fond aa ba • of Maryd-tnly. t artalflly ba 1 naka !.«■ froobla Aa for lolka. Irt Jbaui aay what tbay I daana raid to baraalf bar uw»r nUud. Ihnrn baMt that tba party waa worth aaa It bad bronabt l oan* El M WttfalD

Tba o« Bar dbl

A fa« daya aftarward csllad acalo. Ur aald

tba land, bat Btappad Into tba ownat'a

torn and pb-fcrd op a Salk “What " thatr ba naked. That J I tb. that’* a flail"

Ho you rail that a Ball, do yooj Walt what woaW yoa taka for ttr

bar oaimd a rary amall aam.

I'll tall you wbat I'll do." coo ad tlia old man. "til riva yoa tl» a yoa tnasUMd for your Und and Ball And Wl moatn t forgat thr . It moat ba (Drlodad In tba drad " I tba Hal Inatnunant waa duly la oct. alcnad and daUrarad. racoad

aa follow*, and aUo a carta In fl.

dty.-r.rv “

K<alatl.anrr ahaanlaa.

lira. Coapton look*d at bar pattant bat bawlMarad ho»l«imY with an ai- » of good natUFad aopartortty “Drar ma. Oaorgaabd^aald rbaarfuUy. -I don't aaa tba uaa of my trying to ex to yon. bat I'm perfectly aglllng

Id Intend. ** you

_ J table, and I rati bad Qtlrror. But It w»«

Tlrat I looked •

one with a

kaarM. Tliafa why I told ITnok KlWrton he'd ban to pat up moatly 1|,^ hare

laxck with longluz ayaa to thr "good old daya" will fln.l It intrreatlng learn that In tba tuhi.lla of tba right am tb ratrtnry the n.mnM* i-arrtat

^ looked ^k^brnrau^ax^t^that^ ^ ^ ^ la half for a iu.. .ITihau hr aald ha «- Mlnborgh to

. pretty bureau If I cared to OUww. only «..ny/our mIlr. away. r , lu Ibr .„^ um of ,. fc . rl „ a* at It. A ^ D1 *** —-tf tltWtba awlftnt atar-a W(lolcll| ., , rnia< . , unllllr fnMU . b,„ hI Ho I looked at that, and It waa pret aaldaMi wawd tba road bataaan Bdln- or r>0 leea than Aatp fuat It ty. bat tba gtaaa waa rather email. So l,ur «" •"U letWb*. 310 mlira. In laaa y„ OTH , >ud b, VI , m . k | II( ba almwrd ma a dnaalng nar , “ n »«wka, an araraga a^ard ot rhut , Tb, —rarbutr rafuaad a good alard mirror, and I aald twenty A wo mites a aay.-Bt. ({) <)|ic|1 „„ w , tL | n fafor 200 f„i from nlcr gtaaa It waa. And than ha ‘■ aa " Bepabll. lb , ground Then It spread m aald. Tf you want to are a Boa place of drnly and split. The unfortuna w yoa one of oar new Th» Brids Wins. crushed both ankles and Iwth

At Tarmoath. In Bt Nicholas' church, broke Ida right thigh and hip. 41 of the moot curious objects la ,d bis spinal column and suBervd other

»t turkey, barbecued pig, take and flea of nulard. not »r bat coffee and brandy fruit. Mrs.

a bad Ihd bravely la I'nmela is tba only thing to do If abe-would re bar rtiUd from Paroclaa IfUa. Uar heart weal down, does aba looked lo the farth-r rod of the ND and saw Mary-TIndy with cl

feund It In lb< with II iwal* in "Whatl -WJ

ndra rang r <Aed at bar of da ■'lug lig

tag until Billy aama berk «in. > oun* yet at Idem It M* In dUway Be rsugf (■•b bar bands and look'd down a bar with a working fare. Uiary*. s.» Mg g—tliaia hi. lips .ould gMfran.. •TkMk: Ok. frank; ira aU rtgbi MW» rrtmda wtalo and .fraar" U.

by nonaraa ba atim-odered to tba . author!tire and waa aratrnrad to Ufa . 1 arrrltoda In Hllatla Bccauaa of good

cuodoct bis Iran ware lakrn off after er Imitber the thought of the seem years be marrlad a woman who spares, swarming with rooslallatlona went Into roluntary exile to ba near a and traversed by planets a rrlatlra. started a V eg.'tab la shop In dlatanivs. as a cure for abyi tba penal settlement which grew until' l«l? of my acnoalntanca t»rd It became a great mcrrantlla aauWlab- dcavor aa a girt to stay her falling roeut. and when the war with Japan heart on the thought of eternity at au.-b broka out ba volunb-ared. became an momenta It la all lt*JT'" ** **" ufB<-ar. waa decorated for bravery and ffeot nrotwnt on, Mi

roralvad a full pardon.

t Ineffable

vary little

ay. to b

■ with a

The 0.0 Stagecoach.

d tba

f tba rbnrcb and the [ictw pacta of oltlmata aalvi vary tfght In tba seal*-

with tba pressing nccesaltlaa of the

crista and the des|»-rate weed . wholly uorunoemed: Arthur eon la 1‘utnam'a and Ih-adar.

dyntand that w fal mirror I l>a

I saw that beaut1-'^k»°* “ V ItavU'a Chair, bare It: and you formed out of the huge Jawbone of a

low yoa duo t tike me to ran ap Win whale and aland, at tba west and of I new platew, and I hadn't enough to U»> '■‘‘Of'■ " ban Baber lasers gat ly a kitchen tat,la. too. ao-now Isn't marrlad. they think It good for tba ciearr-Youtb'a Companion newly wedded couple to race from tba chancel, and they Irilrve that whoever Another Nuisance. reachaa tba Da ill's Chair Brat wBI rule It waa tba first time ba waa bring tba roost In tba little bouse bold tbay married, and be waa naturally a little ars ala,ut to art up Isindcm Graphic. tarn and upset but ba managed to ——

Tea" all right awl to keep tlw* to fera.an ■wriala.

MradeUanlm. sailing down the aisle. , l *° ,n0 * *7

n. In the raglatar 7° ,bt ire than a tlotrn o™ 1 * of corpse when It rtaaS from

the grave and la I-ring questioned by

at It waa flnlabrd. ,br 0,, ^ rl Ar,rr “ lu, » " ,l * tba church d.s.r O" 1 ,l » •o*' 1 ,h » , U l» tba body •

but when they got tbay found It was "Confound tf" h,

bU ombre 1 in

ed. putting tt

1 than, tb tin- Va-gd

facta A bent Coffee. • "offer .rtginally aama fnnn the la land of 'be ba. wbrCMW In Ilia year IC1B 1 • trees were Iran*|ew1ed to ll.d 1 land This arlMe of dirt waa first ari itlficmlly cultliated at ffnrinam by the Itutrb la Ills TlKiugh coffee wn« I t known cither to the Greeks or Ito ma. It KM uuel Ba a leverage liy the aalana U»ul> tllnea. The DM .-of fa# bouse of wtob-b there la any reror-l

Stnpluy ship* !a

will

kma. A glance from to drive away the t. and for this pur

n the subject of o

after a year In

ba recovered eutbrleaily to writ' account of w bat waa prubaWy tba fearful arrldeut mortal man aver

tawplt;

The Barb

On the theory that mlgbt goes before right tba Berliner fights bis way pa> old ladies and tired women Into crowf ad tram cars and rutblaaaly Jiwtles frutn bis path the passerby In streets with an otwtli the higher civilisation of ui to Impotent fury.

Outlook

Tba Archbishop Wow. * Hr IVbately. some time an-hlrfab' of tiubiln. otire bad an encoontar with emerged victor At dinner the e<ildlrt

■ be .1 lifer.

•■Dot

ed 1 he lie liras oOnvr -1

I •ruturj the U

NO SALOONS

Srpactmrs iWtJwaHfT'Vree Band CoiH-rfs I> tfiinj Sfason. tireat l ishin^ -in Ocean and Bay. Tht* 1 Might of the Yachtsman Numerous Trains to and from I’hiUddphiaon Thr.-.- Railways

Within easy access of Atlantic City and other well-known resorts

P P. I’ttxrr In

K A A I. A>T ATA. AtJKNTW. WM. LAKE, C. E„ Kent Eeatnte A-Keiit.

aaieo. low lu* r^otrschaose. Hoe— t. c Mertawgaa^xnila sod^owtrorv^rar-eiM, rosat*"'* 01 m "' r W> * C '■li'.'lA'isl"’

”1 thought ciarybody knew Bobby Tba Bible says. 'Bew are of | the lecan of the |•h*rt«eea.• drwan t 111'

-Tooth's Companion. Tea TawTstiquatU.

A hundred years or more ago there i wa* a quaint tea table etiquette It ; waa considered a lack of courtesy tr ] take modi cream or sugar In one'* tea Etiquette demanded that tba tea should i b<e>te«* «h,Kilil than inquire. "1* ymir ' gn .able?" Modern wotneo would | bo-lied by a fashionable lady of | ■ daya wim cooled bar tea with be breath, vet Young U rote of a rert.,1- '

1 aril deling Ijidr llattv

o dll Ida into siuull glolmlr* away at Hu- * lighted tourb •1- I* made around the spilled

H. CORSOH tVc-nl IJsstote 1 it

—A aji.

LICENSED AUCTIONEER, No. 721 Asburtj Acenue, Ocean City, If j.

A Rapid Rhymer. In I, wira I km W Hie work In ilconfe II fflma the dram

plei-e

naltu-

a laadm.

fflma aat It out and then a colutnn and a half of rritlcbtm rhyme U was near tba Mine for ■ p*|--r to go to prees whan hr- l.-g and the ta,i look tin- pie.-.- ir-r*.-tha Iwi walking •-onllnuou.l) fro:n 1 4b the othre f.iTgn hour

Tht Orandcrt

"Wbat la the grandest thing In the anil arsey asks Victor Hue A uaa "And what la grander Ilian 1. storm at sea f" "The ora louded hem ana r-n 1 starry uwamlem Mcbt-' "And wbal la grandee than tle-w mid nlgbt aktaar "Ttia ■

a (till. <

b all It

IS Hue

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T ift Sentinel Printing House is Equipped to do your work as Artistically and as Satisfactorily as you can get it done in Philadelphia.

Give us your order. We’ll do the rest. Sutisfuction Quap«inteed.

| The Sentinel Piloting House, | Ocean City, N. J. > J*

•y pnlartaiidpf rwpaad to tb VgawtlaaBaa'a a gtri gravel)

: lima U ah.wly but auraly getting Its lie prl. work In < bu-agu News -.wpl an j »' net* Caught Huw. gentle Un lloyi. I've found wi where my hualialid apatada bl* elruInga Mrs thijia Wbe-e> Mrs Ho)le-A( bomr. pro Twu **, I bad to slay la myself taai Ighl llarpar'a Weakly

Ibat la nary man .

A Goad Carriage. ' neglect to *0 thiiMigb worn ■xan-l*ea wbb-h will keep lb

ARTISTS' BLUNDERS.-

«. did the slip of run

nnleii of Eden hung In tba gallery I t lie I lean. In lAalem rvpraarnt'a the rat couple aa watehlng a pne In ttie fatnooa galleries at Antwerp bi b tie- jumble of ideas la aa re- ■ tarkalite a* the ter hnlque. la Ortg In or p! 1 lire ..f Ileal an the arclSfigel. re armed with bows and arrows, and . a i-eiebrwtad painting of Tbe ‘Mat .-r of tba IniMii'enta" 'tie masaaera la f‘ III.: 1 ml 1 be |i*rrtita of Ho- . hU re 11 are stouf burgbara. tbe Kotnan iddlera are IiuP-b |edl(wmrc urawd rlth muskets and the Inn-Vent Infanta re transformed Into solid arbuolt»ya n t-utev woolen troaaara and Jarketa

Tba South Sea Whial

“In the •

w la a ran

aalloc "Moat of Ibam there hatrlaaa fares. Ilka a gtrl'a. ung Maori, at tba age of all finds himself endowed with whukera he tdeww tlH*May whan ba I it tar. ba knows

> wiilai

will k

f I 'U ,

•The Maori chiefs down Tahiti way rears a compUcated headdress, and a eceewary I'art of this bar* headdress i a lot of stiff tufts of white whisker* The headdrras maker* pays for white whiskers tbe-r weight In gold. . yoa sea. aid fellers with snowy •h la In demand In tba south aaas Coo tract ora heaps bents of these old ■liars, tba aama aa drovers keet* aheap, and reg'lar In June and tvaerm bar the armUnnual abaartn' comas off -Tba curly white harvest la lyaded aa to pln«uem. and the eoutractofs puts out over the roarin' coral reefs, and from Hand to Island arils to tba chiefs .big handful* of that there aoowy Buff ta w eight In Erwncb gold "—.“aw ma Times 1‘rmocnt

Cramp Rings.

formerly 11 was ru.tocuagff for kings of Kngland on Good I'nday to hallow certain ring., the wearing of which prrirnled cramp or apllrpay The* were made from the metal of decayed orate rafamony. Borne details of w bleb are still pmerved.' Tbay ware "highly umended by the medical profeal«iut 155*. for Andrew Ihamla a "Breviary ..f Health." afirakln* of rratnp sayc. -The kvugr'a males • hath a great bil|«- In tbii malt*

Net Rarticolar aa t The waiter girl knew ibuut taldr atlquattr corn fully aa aba aald

la ilvli

b fun

to Jumi over la this nils of Ufa Tbaiw always bats Iwan obstacles, and there alwaya will ba. and H la of no uaa to rapine over them Mawrbeeter

Lnkrti ’

Sunday ■rbool Taacber 1 -ord commaml ua to lo ■oral I .tills l--ia oh I

K. Curtis Robinson *w ConveyanclriK and Insurance NoUry PuhIU and commlaalonar of Beads INoat. 7-44-4f> AMlvury Awnue OCItAN CITY. N. J. Homoy to Uom otfUooi sad Mortga#i

wUb

ramiw rlngea

■ ■III mouet or iwtllion" Occasionally cramp ring. Iilayed a prratmalvr tout In diplomacy I >ird Brrnaiw. our aw I in* .a dor at tbe coart «f Cbarlew V. wrote In I5<M "to tuy lord, cardluatl'a grace" for some “crampa ryuga." with trust to '110*1 owe tbatu wall, by God's

This la to giro Notice to all Gan tie man and others. That they may bars good liruggeta. Ragathle and Duroy Haiti made wall and faataloiiable for tlw first alar Men at €S Ids a suit and tba larger alse at tt tT.itb H.-rga. • ommoMy railed by the Name of German *M*e. *ulta for {4 and {4 lOw IJvary suit* f.g t| and (4 low t'okired and ‘■la. k ' 'loth knits for £5 and 15 10a At ■ tie Two Gulden lulls In great Hart•troct. ibe uptwr and of Bow at real.

lard Fog's Journal.

mca surrounded by

Trvw«b.irj Mead, a valley about three mile* from ■'W-n-ma-strr. near tbs *11tage of Kruitde, I* Ibe source known aa Thames h.-ad- In summer no sign of water .rr of water plants rap l» found Hear It. ||g walla are now down, ami thick!? Interlarad lines and brash hide It from view In winter It over fiowa. fioodafitlie valley and rani el bates Its little f wce m Hw greatest of Island Hvara Tliwa fr.m. an olwears, hlddea uul m-sie. ie.1 origin l:o)taml'a blatortr -— and flows on until, upon ■ folly bridge

..r lomlon II mines e.er?tbln* froa in Infqpt’a gratia pleaaurwa to Hie ala later tragctie. of tlw greatest city « tbe wio-ld from "In Ttiamaotand ^ Chanfs af Heart. Cara.*, I'ninroae Why do you tbln» It waa out of place fur year falbar It way grail? Freddie Hera uar It wal

‘.aaa* •#*■■« D*»i<aa ~Ba you know. bam. Hurt a man due* not bate la do as mm-b work sow a*

• Inkers Nuteatuao*