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THE CHEERFUL TURTLE. Thle 0»»tr Creature Cnjera Maejr ^e»un> or AniWoc .. laurrij |i, .

The Ideal Summer Resort OCEAN CITY, N. J.

literary DANDIES.

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BATHING SAFE. ND UNSURPASSED FINEST BEACH ON THE COAST THE HOME OF HE FAMILY MAN

MANY CHURCHE 5 NO SALOON!!

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be rbeerful turtle can atay briotr tbe tr often dor*, while if hr had to »i«-:id n e.iual^tline on lawl br would enjoy be eban*e and be none tbe worse for It Hr la neither Bah. Boat me fowl, t^la Drab (nrtakra of tbe rbarartrr

,Spacl<*us Boardwalk. ! rc-e B. nd CoiKerts D irin Season. Great Fishin. in CV :an and Bay. TF Delight of the Yachtsr .in. !»umerous Trains t and from Philadelphia O' Three Railways.

Within easy acces s of Atlantic City and other well-known resorts

Hta Idea of tha Enaliah. Tbe follow In* lllmtratca Lonl* Phi | ppe'a idea of England and the Emilah. He one day aaked Hmro If be ever been In England and on re telTln* a ueatite reply coatlniii'd: -Well, when you do go-fnr you wi'l I »—yon w; I art- bow auwum^il U Hi auenblea trance In nolbliic. Over! here are order, arrangetnem. aymnie I profound alienee on tbe atnri. Tin j

too I EHV 1TE AUKHT*. WM. LAKE. C. E.. Real Eestote .Vtct-nt.

with an Ineapremible mixture of cn Ity and dladaln. 'Kreneb peopleT W'tl I w aa lu Londuo I waa walking u

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n of tbe people, turned tc

in: -Kreueb people' "Memolra of Victor

adorned with long stnnda of aeaweed. .•■round Ilia neck be wore a atrlng tal la-jda. Tbe buuone of bu

a Neptune'* trident na> U*e e der waa certainly “load' r milter of personal adornment rs« not Infrequently Been ebmad uniform plentifully besprinkled with medallic decomtloni of bla earn design, while be once attended an am».a.lor > recetdi 'D wearing a abut nered with red deu>

ie luattrr of bla raiment Jodreea rtmwii and gold on one occaaloo nine hie alurdy person. 1'anl •get 1“ t;. joutb wore green trooMonk Ia-wU amuaed bit fnenda Piwarlng lu tbe a (recta la tbe guiae Vruetian bravo. Beckford. tbe

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When llu»«lnr» -tiaxaa tadra- waa i perfunurd fur Ibe Brat time tbe drum | In tbe orrheatra not only exulted mm b , rotnuient. I Hit cauaed tbe roetuiea of ; Ibe emuposer. wbona they denounced j . aa a “foollab Inventor of anmwdcal i

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Real Ivtai! ate .Vi4t-nt LICENSED* 0 \UCmONEER, No. 721 Asburt) At), nuc, Ocean Cibj, V. J.

■wuted to llateo to argument He I lw*n a aoldler, and wlien tbe com|«> asked blta why there abonkl not la drum where there are aoldlerw ahea tiled bis knife. "I'romlae i ibougb." be said, “that ywi wIP | no drums In your future music " 11 alnl promlaed. b#t forgot

Tha Retort Courteous. A young man In a burry wet through Ibe left aide of a pair « •winging doors In Ibe senate wing • ■be capital at Washington Hat wewxlu

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of advice about going inronpb donf Uke tbree Always go through •■p Ibe right aide and turn to the light Thru If you meet anybody coming ihmugh and bomp Into him yon needn't apolo

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Veu Could Slip Off the Edpa There waa a lime centuHaw ago. of coarse-when tbe learned men of tbe world really (bought that tbe world waa a square nut merely flat, but that It waa a cube. Tbe primitive geugra pbers of Egypt. Aaayrta and China all taught that tbe world waa a “equate plane ~ One of (lie moat curious dicorerlea ever made In Central America coorernlug ToMec beliefs, symbols etc..

mental ruins of dial country says.: They (meaning the Peruviana. Tnltcea •nd Onlebeei believed tbe world lo le i • cube, atiapcnded from Ibe heaven-1 by cords of gold fastened In etich of

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Antony and Cleopatra. Cleopatra waa riding In her barge -It Is a lieaittlfnl view fiuan here.” she remarked In Egyptian Wwrda to that affect. “Tea." re pond'd Antoni "I took rwrr to get you a Nil* •eat." Wleren' tbe roam did Utlgb loatlly Cabbage L.aval “I» y.ci blnk cabling* la BUWbnl*-

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"Without a bitch ' “titod to boar It" “I said without a buck Tb* brida mckad out at tba last mlnau ~

"How do you wHir^wnT- aafcrd tb* tnm bnr of A amall bay at lb* buck

si tba Uttw fallow, hf* blow ad

R. Curti Robinson va Conveyancing and Insurance Notary Public and ommi.a.ower of l>««d. INos. 7-4-4-40 • kSlTury Avenue ocuan citv, is. J.

n Ceoeral Par. 11 waa bla qipaarwd at tb* Shake-

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nd. the reemtriclty of aatkllneas pravnlls In nut bora' draws, who when a don at ( ambridg* might have t.-eo even running wKb tba bonti wearing a pair of ancient flannels, tba •eat of wbii'b bad been mended with large patch of red flannet tb* m*ento »f a holiday among tbe Alps, b. n a piece cut from Hie petticoat ' bla guide's wife bad been used to weal sundry dilapldatloun. Not a few writers have assumed alnilar garb while at work, don the dress of a Dominican % * be lo k |wn In luind. Samuel Bleb•rdaon. tbr author of "Clarissa Ilns writ* save In a land mat and wltb a favorite diamond ring sparkling on bla llttl* linger. orking coetum* waa a court drees. Tbotnaa Moore, tbe poet penned bla i-nems with kid gloved bands, and Huff on. the eminent French naturalist, dressed himself aa a dandy

I ling of dh-eascn of tbe memory, aaiun doctor glvas an Interatlnf account of some of tb* eccentricltloa «d bla pa Urn Is In tbe can* of n literary man some lime previous to his aeeklni advice be bad been troubled' with an absolute failure of memory. He could ■tuber exactly everything be bad more than a year ago. but occur renccs of later date be bad entirely forgotten When attacked by the die ease he waa engaged la writing • novel, which be bad half finished- He mlowed the tint half, but conll ell bow be bad Intended to flnleb It He was at last unable to remember whether be had dined. In another case tb* patient tells oi bla travels but repeats tbe tales • doxrn limes an boor with tbe same phrases He would play a game oi card* carefully and well. Five min ntes afterward be would mention tbal be bad not played for weeks. H« would say “Good morningr* when tbe doctor made bis first visit of Abe day, but did not remember tbe vYslt three ml notes later If tba doctor again looked in.

Edmund Burks's Msmorial la Pitt It la often usaertrd that tb* epitaph written by Edmund Burke npoa e monument creeled by tb* merrbantl of Loudon to William ITtt la tba most eloquent nod elegnnl example of mortuary lilerature. It reads as follows:

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