Cupid Across j the Seas, j B, mi W. SARGENT J

For • Um4 workad otm bis I* iwra. but ■' (rowing dhisstlsfsctl'u canard bln to atop Impatiently br , thrust the paper* aawlr. and. Ilghtlnc a frrab cigar, br walked over to tba window and puffed the amok* oat tnlo t..e silver moonlight while be analysed bl< ‘ feelings To bis surpiiar. be found I bat. af r , ‘ all. be was glad to gel lack He bad bad a pleasant time, be bad enjoy"! I bring lionised, and yet n

Orantley Ora ham leaned over tba steamer's rail and regarded the city with a frown. He bated the water, so the dtaunt pier promised relief from the disquiet be always felt when be was on a ahtp. yet every beat of the powerful engines, every revolution of the buge proiwllers that pushed tbe' Boat of tbe liner Into tbe very drUale to tbe dreaded $rr»rint«w of Ills own

borne.

With an almost self commiseration be looked back njion tbe last few months and contrasted tbelr brllllanry with tbe life that lay te-fore him. and bis soul revolted at tbe thought of re turning to take up tbe. dull monotony of tbe borne life be bad always known. Presently they would do.* SI the pier Tbe re would be tbe ususl dltbrulty with tbe costoma w hich seems to be reserved for the American cltlu-n Tba carriages would br waiting, and In a little while be would find himself before tbe somber bmwhatone prla. that In earlier days bad stood to hi for all that was elegant and refined. Jean, his wife, would come out on the high stoop at tbr hound of tbe carriage. She would offer her cheek to br klased. She would aak If br bad liad a pleasant trip. And then she would fol low him Into tbe bouse and with tbr closing of tba door would be abut out all tbe social possibilities of tbe past. Nothing, however, could deprive him of tbe thought that be had Used for ones. For six weeks In loud on br bed dwelt In a fairyland of fancy. He bad mingled with men and women of tbe world, and almost be bad learned to •ay "My lord” and "Tour grace" without feeling his knees weak at tbe real tsatloc that be was speaking to a member of tbs nobility. Daring the year lost passed be bad

Jrrovlde tbe little tl

A WARSHIP TEST. Une^psctsd Bsat te General C tars St Midnight. • ship l« *f.oat at anchor hi pert It Is tilgiit. and not aid but tlw tittup of. t*- m he forecast le a ml tbe rtppl i> the ...111 c of the druk. tbe I entire crew are below deck! and

MOSLEM ETIQUETTE.

*k T

hired hoUM-Lrepcr comfort, aod tbe fair chatelaine bad been left free for her flirtatious ard

her bridge.

It had been comfortable to find Jean arrnes tbe table fc •in him. to real las fort, to iwrform the thou rand and one little services of love. It was Joan whom be bad missed all tbe afternoon. 8br bad effaced bersetf. as she always bad done, aod be bad mlaaed her. Tbe thought came upon him with the vigor of a blow. He bad dreaded meeting her as tbe steamer bad cinne up tbe bay, and already br was regretling her absence lie bad railed against bla duu colored life and be bad regretted that Jean was not like tbe

people be bad met.

Now be knew that this quiet life was

what be liked beet. He would not have Jean other than what she was. j Hlalllnatonin nl bad come already bi tbe reaction of tbe borne itwnapbrre It was bis own fault that Jean wa* not more to him than she had been _ He bad blmaelf thrust her Into that place. He was still pondering bla dis-

covery when bla wife entered. "la there anything you scant. Orentr

sbe asked as she paused on tbe tbreabo*d- "I am going up to my room no lest there waa something that you

and bad beaten tba British masters i thslr owa craft They bad given up lbs problem which to Graham Jiad srctneC simple enough, and when be bad ac compUabed tbe remit be bad become ■ national bare foe a day. Tbe Amerl

id to tbe king, and be bad racenso many In vita Hons to country bo car parties, all pan of tbe fairy Graham had married early, soon as be left college be bad into bla work with never a thought of play. This bad been bla first real vacalloo. and be had mingled lo Hugllab _ society with a delight that waa

srard with a mrasage In M nn I lie orderly returns. I Tinging will the drummer, who also.la siletit the mast, dmm.ticks In band, s "Eight bella"- midnight t» at

Pleasant Things.

i l-alc-ct I lie ti.ipuV xof bel» In tbe possemlon <«$ any

togli title or who baa in any way or sphere distinguished himself. If lbs

trot blmaelf la the oh lest In Hie com- Is nearlj psny or baa any high decoration at by field .merit. Jir must first begin the meal and |wt without delay In order not to let tbe may !-• others unduly wait, ft sbowa bad up- trouble, bringing to hr In a melancholy mood af laid tawtable or to apeak of disagreeable tblnga | seamy a

rage In inapt imp rials discus- Tbelr • • matters of religious piety, seeding of all. one mnat alsraya lie lo A law i or and talk of plraagft tblnga. g—«1. tie • prophet blmaelf. I grass.- i iways help yourself from Ity and

< A GOOD LAWN. The Rest Way ta Prepare tbs

and Am tbs Read.

A rw-l lawn may be made either by

A NOISY CONVENTION.

if h

la need, the lawn la sometimes res f..r oar In less time tli*n when -red used, but practically tbe dlfferen.very altgbt Fewer las ns are ms from turf every year Tbe turf nr s

The Ideal Summer Resort

was thal of IM11 H u ...m uZ • rrlsnii. hero of an Indlai. , Pi-canoe a plain «id

OCEAN CITY, N. J.

bad lived, bla •iqsitiema , ! re id. |n a big . .bln de-.cs I c.msklrta and had drunk b.

1n utn-tan. es af II ,, effeila. Proreswi. ,.

r try

m- dlab n-

i find

wblcti ought to tie b'ft for other gueata. dug •■•.• If owe of the Invited baa not inflcti ap- j fm !--s v petite, yon mnat aak him up Ao thres sled ..If, limes with some kind chosen words to i fertliiaci „f partake of tbe meals. A longer Insist- ; al>>u! ti

lo you a:

• fol-

apfrsrenMy tbe utuiosi i isitu-lon Four . hundred men leap from their bain- tuoet mocks. Passing a few turns of tb- * , °I’ ' lashings around then., they throw them

Into ttielr "netting- " Ihi

! h‘e y

■ting tier ore others, becanse In » yon will emtiarraas them and hem to flulab qnlckly in Imltat-

aud is

attempl to conceal yot

bursts u|smi tbr ailllnesa and gits the night, followe.1 quickly by th

broad-ide battery

Each gun la fired onre. a blanl charge, tint enough lo show that th gun la In gissl order and ready fo

itkbletilr tbr |iandemoulum sub sites t’onfiaba give* plate to allru.e

and order and not a sound Is beard "I need you." aald Graham a. he '•'» l•>•lerna fiasblng aloug came toward bsv. "I have been want 'he crowded deck revral tbr well db-'l lug you for a year, amt I have ju.t *tcw standing at tbelr iiuai

d It out T

that aa I came up tbr bay I that I was coming home to the whirl of the last few tbe dullness of tbe life we Its "And now I find that life <

I. silen: t

D equipped with r

nd Herb Bl-

ent much be must always

try not to finish before others. Should any dish be forbidden to blm by hla medical-attendant be certainly mnat not partake of It. but must at the same time excuse blmaelf tiefarr his guests. It I* absolutely necessary to avoid ev. ery moveroenj or gesture which la apt

erythlng Is iwovWed for action, while the

si. van pail led by Ibe eaecutlie

offlrer itbc first llcutensnti. with an orderly bearing a lantern, males a thorough tb® fore and aft and below. Including tbe i-.sdcr division

Jean bad grown with tbe passing of tbe year*, and the complexion which bad been her great

her placid content with the feverish brilliancy of tbe Wo man be bad met. and be knew that they and she never could have mixed. Far tbe first time be felt an actual fflaaaHsfaction with bit wife and wish

ew Yet Graham was astonished to find that be waa glad to ace Jean ktaa of greeting waa Ires perfunctory than be bad anticipated There bad would like to forget: II was t Tbe lights, tbe musk and a

out waa as though be had b-l

It tbe day before. There sere match* on tbe mantel and some of Ibe clear be liked beat A book and a readlu tight were by the bead of the bed an hla slipper* laid out beside tin- Imtng ■Graham was of methodical mlm Tbe prim orderliness of tbe room w>

part

of a S ear

' thing- j

be had spent the greater r and It please*, him to ha' aa be wished them to IDot found even In the -mm where be bad visited Bsme quiet vanished to give place of inUsfartloB. and lb* trow

Tea. b home again, and yrt br waa conscious that a^vague something ntlll w as lack and wondered what this new feeling might he. yet dinner time came with tbe nolution aa far away aa ever. Tbe well served ureal with Its few almplr dishes waa a relief after the elaborate dinners of tbe orswn liner and tbe still more elaborate funriWna •bread. Mr. Graham beamed ber4at isfaction w ben be waa moved to praise tba. rooking “I was afraid that after the English

He rather regretted tbe eod of the RMai and tbr ruatom which dec read that ha abouhl be left alone with hla west after dinner. Tba library eevmed

lahiag disrorrry of all—that I lawp my

wife very much Indeed"

Bbe saw In hla eyes a look that she

had nut seen alncv bis courtship years I MRattans and shell rt-uus. to are that before, and she gave a happy little nothing Is lurking which would be re laugli as she laid her bead u|k» hla i quire.! In real action, shoulder. Tbe husband that sbe loved *« '>“• “«•<••> “I '>» <>rum tbe ship had come home to her, and CupU had j ha* hern changed from deathlike allll come with blm a.-roaa the are. readlm-s. for battle, every oth Through Ms vefy discontent Graham <vr ami man at bla atatloa. armed, at bad found contentment *«>l- expectant -aod all In lews Ibait three mlnntrs I—Chicago News.

to fix

raging Hie timid at th^Hentlon of a c tag.'Even If the b<

guest when be

The a

Tba Rea.

id boys who attend a night i poor part of Maodreater. have been writing essays on ■ To many of them the word he vaguest of Ideas, for they

it tbe other

Blackpool bat

through tbe boys' minds^V master's explanations have undergone some quaint refractions. “Tbe sea." writes one utilitarian youth. ~la very useful to the crew, aa when a sailor dies they have a little service and drop blm Into It" “The era. - expMna another, "la a large piece of land dug from tbe ground with water ta It" One boy

of tbe carrying

In Forbidden

A very large mastiff leash and a very small

end formed a combination which at-tru.-Pd tbe attention of a casual |redes tnan In a quiet aide street, j Tbe little girl doubtless though! that { sbe was taking ibe dug out for an air tag. l«Jt tbe big animal himself appear ej to hare tbe luiprewslou that br was tbe leader of tbr expedition, and. be

The Flight of s Great Nebula One of tbe most striking spectacles

revealed by telcocopes Is that of tbe great nebula ta Orton. IB tbe com plexlty of Its (lowing streams, spirals

and strangely shaped masses. Intc.

cepted by yawning black' gain and sprinkled over with alar* arranged ta suggestive groups and Unra. II baa few

rivals In tbe bravens. The impree

slon of astonishment made by tbe sight of this nebula Is heightened by kuowlaolar system would appear as a Uny speck betide It. Tet Ibis tremecdout aggresajlvN of nebulous clouds and starry swarms baa been proved by tbe researchea of the astronomers of tbe Lick observatory to bo flying away from tbe earth and tba sun at tbe rale of eleven miles ta every second. But so vast Is Its distance that a hundred years reveal no’ visual effects of tbe

I pace which kept

a railway routes on the sea

expostulations her btethleaa.

Suddenly, either from a whim of bla

ire-mark i *wn or because somebody bad been ta

1 Ibe habit of taking blm there, be dart ed through tbe swinging doors of a

i*-ed borrl-

wu^w

under the roa "A, the bottom of ,be ^ ^ J -•are dead peopk sponges watar her the e,

wart, and many other tblnga.

"Ob. .Urnfouml It! l-rn't yon know Rhodes Vvd MstHmoey. ladles don't go there; IF* only g place CacD Rhodes at oue time had a prt fur menr-rhUadelpUa Ledger. rate secretary ©f whom be entertained a high opinion and whose serv ices be Cause of Giantism, greatly valued. One fine morning tb!* A learned Italian d.« tov says that favorite abruptly announced that be gtanthun la a morbid process, a dlaesrewas going to be married. Tbe roloasna j doe lo an enlargement of a part of Hie was speechless with Indignation for a brain which is endowed with growth moment, and then, glaring at the col- regulating fanethma. When that I-art prtt be growled out. "What on earth of tbe brain enlarged, tbe Hint* grew am I going to do for another sec re lo aB abnormal extent and other phystaryf" leal changes occurred, tbe excess uf Wltboot watting for a reply be stroda growth being rblefiy In tbe lower Jaw. from Ibe room, slamming tbe door be- the arms and legs. No giant ever at bind blm with great violence His ! tains length of days. Tbe average life good nature, however, prompted blm to Is only a fraction over twenty years extend tbe forgiving hand later on. Ireland has produced at least four gave to tbe bride some fine gtnnta-McGrath, born In Tipperary In addition, he lent them ; 1736 tbe was seven feet fire Inches la carriage and borers for nse It brlghtuf^loDr. seven feet six Inches:

1 Murphy, seven frri three Incbea.

twlfl n

If It

Idly s

What Hs (fcd Know.

St. Thomas’ Episcopal church. In Fifth svenue, baa under It* Jurisdiction an east side chapel. One of tbe feature* of tbe chapel is a gy mnasium. In whk-b boys are trained ta all of tbe hrau. be* of physical culture. Borne of tbe boys are quicker ta this sort of training than they ore ta tba more pollle talk of tbe w est side boy} Tbe rector of Bl Thomas - , tbe Her Dr. Btlrea. visit* tbe chapel frequent-

abut ** and laf fond of lalktag with tbe

I.ebmtrtan head I ta<1 * «bout tbelr work. He said to one

I tittle fellow who bails from near tbe

"Well, my son. they tell mo yot quite a victory’ in your last contest with tbe boy* of a rival school." “I don't know 'bout that, but Wen wa went up ag'ta dat bunch from Hi Pats we pat It all over em, and dry ain't nevar peeped stoco."—New York

and from the church

It never entered bla brad lo give hU 1 ChOrtes Byrne. • erstwhile favorite secretary any more ; None of them evi employment Barb a crime as matri j i mony. though forgiven, could not tw

] feet a

Inches.

Msaican Lottery Tickets

Nearly *100400 I* *|wnt ta (be City of Mexico every week In lottery tick

a „ a»v*«o c.ci} wie-w in e.ncry lea ma ren har. £. ^rll^Tof .- - ^ ^ * ,he ““ ^ • tau ' » TO '

trodnctlon to not leas than eighty

[•aid l«t k ta premiums On tbr

“ Certata genera. tect.nlreHy caln-l | . oi(1 OD , trrWv aud practbally e. ery ticket U dl-lswod ol. moat of then,

daring

Wiok at Bouts Things "When you have mastered the gentle art of winking* aald Lord Be field, "yon bold tb- key to noco your hand*" Every one’s personality la ibb of trivial fallings and trivial talents Faster tbs good qualms* In yonr friends and subordinates and wink those fallings so dear to tbelr posse ora. Not to see everything ban which will strengthen friendships and help you to get tbe best results from yonr fellow worker*. “Ho b no good.” said tbe gnat Napoleon of one of hb officers “He b crottanally looking Into tba privates' stew potr “1 want a man who can keep hi* eye on tba ultimate result and ignore Unit fallings, never mind bow aggravating’ aald Nelson. And General Gordon ones remarked that tba man who lost hli temper because a private'* boot bee

lr weaker cooslna

aiaters Tbe y d- j low fever mnwqulto. ,thr only kind In re spreading this Infect Ion. act- 1 eutlfically < ailed *irg.4uyb. b very | wree. It la possible lo live for week1 tbe tine <lf the canal without oeeliu: . single BiHClmen. This musqutto la a strictly d-Muestlc Insert, never found away from man It breed* only In artificial receptacle*, aarb as barrel*. : '•tar cooler*, bo!Hr* and tin cans In !

is—Chi i

t. S'oDOO i

Th* Mrsterisus GspsOachise. There b tblble In tbe night aky.

day la spenl j drr favorable circumstances, a faint

IT City of Mexbo n. light rounded la out line and situated tl Herald always exactly opposite to tb* place

of tb* sun. It b called F

Waits-. scblen” and b one of tb* I - <*>uiui->linn I pllcabl* objects known to a *f,. Tli-y ".nl : According to a scientist. It may be

An Author's Tr

One of the abler nx.lcrn writer. . mad# this con f redo A be other day: J, devoted to my wife that I lo break ta Upon me whenlease*. Naturally ibe nit* Into my line of thought and oflen d# d stroys tbe continuity of gvnlua The t: only way for me to do a gi-d day's *! quarrel with her. to make e® mgry that abe wtU cry. fuss.

he took hi* -oat -Hi, him with wet tnwW*. him to. I till you H

Ik a few Ul.be*. s d a puppy or two. u and slay there

re more likely to coot ran adenoidn Those who Heep with tbe win is abut on cold aod damp uigbta

it least than tbiw wl

• kitten. <• lu-ed windows thr-jug'boul her er (hut of tbr yswr -lir Bln

# 1 lu MrJlcal I’rere.

attending tbr to he composed of situated about 1.000.000 mile* from tb* earth and revolving around It In period of Just one year, ao that tbe sun and tbs meteors are always posit* sides of tb* earth He estimate* that tb* sbe of this ghostly aatel may be nearly the same aa that of planet Jupltar—vta. about 80.000 m

te. *.

'Merry. WTiat It To tb ( HfuUi. —C

n Deab-r

Everybody Plvassd. ItaarMi Ard y..it willing to g.; 1*0 pnputar Fit tarn idylmt. i>h. y*»; I am Ihsu.in \\-ll. I'm glad you are. f...

u’u^u'e of U thlaTre,MnT,I.”!— ' N ” ,r for *'' •dvlce of Them I* imre fn- . l^!^ Tit C. ! ' u ' m . ' UW 'h»l anrleol. "I w.mbl bs-

slow^uy daugliter u|vmi a man without H* Wandered. money, tut not Iq.m muoey wltbwt a

Beggy fferveotly'-^Ah. Mlsa Bos*, man” Ju.t change money for tlrir wbru I case on you my mind winders sad ere tbr different reading T would Mia. Hose (with a yawm- What a pity, breiow my daughter ui->n a man with , Ilcggy. tbe r*et of you doesn't keep ap «H till*, but not anon title wlibout •

: with your mlM -lamdaa Express man "-Now Tort !%»-* Oosd Intaeliona. Ns Asatwl

Tbo qtmtloc b as to tba tatoal of FreroU I’rofaaaor-Ab. yea. mademed tbe taw ” aelle. yon spick ae French wbont as

from tie* bit sun.—Bubtirtin Life One summer afternoon an ex.-epl ally well dm-eil slranger was see wealthy Drighl-irti'..1 lie walkec the door sud Iri-I lo .ipm II wll

suspi. I.n* pro cling toil a* Ibe matt ! was dreseed lu the height of fashion ' the offi.-er on the bent thought that it | Ing forgotten hb key. had u*e.l the ,

window as hb mean, of entreme

However, tbe officer thought It best to watch tbe place for awhile to see If

anything out of tbe way might occur

A abort NR® bter. emerging from tbe- 1 front door, tbe stranger Slopped as If some one had spoken to him from within, and. saying -'Yea. Bras. I have my key this tHpe." he lifted hb bat and walked elowly away. Borne hour, bier, w hen tbe real owner of tbe bouse • returned. Ibe polk*man learned Ibat hb ; first suspicions bad lawn correct, for j tbe well dressed stranger had walked i off with Hie Jewelry and everything ol ' value ibat be could by his kid gloved

binds upon.—Chicago Tribune.

that are merely uncommon and' did not tirlong to men of any dbllnctloa. such as Bir Richard Spaa, mayor In 1482. there are some that deserve notice also for the sake of those who law* them Thrre was 8!r John Brugge* ta 1520. whose ancestor fought at Aglu when, curiously enough, tbe tad the mure modern form of Brydges There mss Alderman Mica jab Ferry In 1739. who bid tbr first uf the Man*lou II*»u*e. ami Sir Benjamin Hamel, who was fined tl.WO In 1797 for refusing to art as mayorpositively a cheap way of getting out of It. Tbe must sppr, priatrly named lord mayor seems, however, to have been tbe cheerful Blr Robert Vlnrr. who en tenalncd FUarie* II. and drank tbe king’s health ao often as to beeome uudnly merry. The king tactfully sought to retire, but Vlner ■•lucked blm by th* sleeve sod rowed be should 'Stay and take tbe other bottler' Charles II. never at a loan, complied, murmuring. "Hr Hut b drunk b as great as a BsgSors on HormUek. " -tvboa. thar.' be says, pallin' ap hi* boos, and thru be wblore: ' " 'For tb* lore o' charity, kind gent would ye he ao good as to gimme a ernat o' bread for meoelf and a ha ml fol o' oata for tbe old mare?'" Tbe sailor smiled thoughtfully and stirred hb ice cream soda with a Inu* "Yc*. Hal.” be resumed, "there's actual beggars oa boreehack In Roosts They travels from town to town b caravans. They beg grub for them selves and fodder for tbelr nags. Just as I been tellta* ye. “O' course, ta tb* Argentine, when a boas don't coat a aong. IFa only nat oral ye should see I eg gar. on horse bark, and I ain't savin' nothin' atmul I that Bui In China they ride. too. | while there's a Maltese ts-ggar down Malta wax what even drives a spring I wagon an’take* hb gal along Inler ropta bb canoodlin' to a* you for a

MANY CHURCHES NO SALOONS BATHINE SAFE AND UNSURPASSED FINEST BEACH ON THE COAST THE HOME OF THE FAMILY MAN

Spacious Boardwalk. Fret* Band Concerts Durinj; ‘reason. Greaft Fishing in Ocean and Bay. The I Yelijjht of the Yachtsman. Numerous Trains to ind from Philadelphia on Three Railways.

Within easy access of Atlantic City and

other well-known resorts

BK4I* KHTATK AfisfeiNTN. WM. LAKE, C. E., Keal Btstote A-teeixt.

H. CORSOH Kecal IC estiitx.- it —— LICENSED AUCTIONEER, No. 721 Asburtj Acenue, Ocean City, N. J.

A Candls Trick. Let a candle burn until It has a gi» long snoff. then blow It out wiili sudden puff. A bright wreath of w|,|amok* will curl up from tbe hit wk ! Now. If a flame he applied to th! 1 three Incbeo from the candle, tbr flan : will run down Ibe smoke and rekln.lt- I Ibe wick In a very fauia.ik- manner i To perform tbb ceremony nicely there \ mat lie no draft or "hanging" do>.r> | hlle tb* mystic spell b rising

•yi- ►Why not,have your-e- vk 2 Job Printing J Done in Ocean City? T he Seijtinel Printing House is Equipped to do your work as Artistically and as Satisfactorily as you can ! get it done in Philadel- ! phia. A* vUk Give us your order. We’ll do the rest. Satisfaction Quaranteed.

| The Sentinel Printing House, | Ocean City, N. /. &

The race of consequential verger* t ot yet exUnct. Dean llgoc baa a »t.T about one of them. who. when a M*b

ike hb aipearancr. replied

Ilral I take Ibe choir people lotbrl place*, and then, after they are sealed

-laxqdon Telegraph

glng- .lacked In a c I "Haven't 1 tried u

love your m-lghlwr, bat don't pil' b to

i “ThaF* easy.

By raraaa Uavald.

"H* waa I»r 8amarl Johnson's •grot." suswered tb* young nun tbe bad ey e alilcago Trihans. G.wd temper U like a sunny d abod. Its Itrigblnaas ovevywb

R. Curtis Robinson Conveyancing and Insurance Notary Public and Lomm,.Gower of Deed. No». 744-46 Anbury Avenue CITY. N..J.

Whit* liter

1 Hie naming of

tbr '

Murat Halsbwd

I wlum Seward was nominated ■ndvd 'The shouting wa* ,n. frantic. Shrill and wild (.'»

aan.1. ..f hat. a htack. might, ... rf hau flying with tbr velocity „f bus. •eta over a mass of human beads, o—t of tbe mouths of a Lb L were But w’tw® Uaroln'a nomlnatt-.n was “ '•".led I hr wewt waa heard rnua. I th-ught tbe Reward yell could md

l.In*.►In buys were clearly abra.l • feeling t he Jr victory aa there wahill In the storm, took deep hre»:.„ an rind and gar* a arream riiat . positively awful and or.omp,,

d plH

ie building qatve

r. Hie third t•allot Lincoln wa led The shouting was ao , tag that The ranmm wbldfi w -hargetl on the roof of the b ’•uld ml *w heard Inside - t

ren In ultrs •IrlUard .1 e-ntl!* ap. nn Interesting proof td ila fact was wen In tbe |iariab •hur^T f Biitcomiw. In m-rth Itavon A • •man who -tiffervd from rpllei-y sat 1 the |«.r. I. ns the •■ongregarion ‘.ame ut from morning service, and thirty tarried men, w let at her .request had I tended •• Lurch, pn.sed her one by ne Aa they (■asaed each dropped a run, ta Iter tap. Tb* thirtieth t ok

••ruing 1 offiebted. Th* ■re *» blently rnrioat ay lor of hair. etc_ of thrir • of far

'JK tb® the first t parlshloii.-r. w t.* She trilld. o new rh-ar. At though a young man. very laid tl* tln-ugtit would hfcve caused me to morning hut Hie sth. hut It was the *tb. and. In the psalm*, wht. h were read anil not sung. I had tr. say: 'My slim are more in number than th* halm of idy brad.''' London Graphic.

while

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