Br WA WRIGHT HANSON.
For Year 1908.
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• Rattlesnake* on Toast” Was The Ideal Summer Resort .*<***.<**, ' BUT HE MET WITH HIS MATCH
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OCEAN CITY, N. J.
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BATHING SAFE AND UNSURPASSED FINEST BEACH ON THE COAST THE HOME OF THE FAMILY MAN
Spacious Boardwalk. Free Band Concerts Daring Season, (.real Fishing h Ocean and Bay. The Delight of the Yachtsman. Numerous Trains to and from Philadelphia on Three Railways. . .'
Within easy access of Atlantic City and other well-known resorts
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‘‘itattieanahen <mi toaatr* cried Job to le conk In tbat would have {wralyred Carl r.>rnH-> had that old profnndo been living and beard - RattHwnakea .m toamt™ waa the re erberaiius r-«|-m»e from the cook ipou-receivlng tlie order. Tb.Tr' were a doxen or more people la he tvafaurant. and tbelr ere* were at
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H. Curtis Robinson A Conveyancing Ond Insurance Notary Public aad CommUaioMr o| l»tod. Pn'om. 744-4f> Am|->ury Avenue oeiiAiv cirv, n. j.
. ; wttvpt to aay that at ii.l makp tkingH clalldt. friwb young cowboy fmiu u-nd coirrrd Turplu’a fur a
••Ha}. Ibcrr. Knidy! Bring m» aonia j,.'. na« at find appalled: but iwotrms l.i> nwru- limit of equanimity. - i.m-bi-d an imaginary bmwderunib -1,111 ibr fri—.wl talilnlotb and
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Pit.-.| i-a.lor and placed II before the
pn ymmg ti-rr* *r of lb* Brad.
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roiled tbeae «tri(>« la h*nrr. ao t they uni b re aay bled tbe viand ored, ami after placing them in the Ing pan be .tuck bin bead out of tba kitchen and dtouli-l to Job: “Vow wart them raltlera rat* or well Tlie waiter refiealed tbe Interrogatory t a eyelonle way. and tbe terror replied ht -a. Idob# a tone and manner • rnuld command. “Well done, with v of gravy and fblll Colorado" .1 then Job tlmmlered to the rook:, done, with plenty of Chill Colo rado. hot a* ■ - . and m."-*aln gravy on tlie aide apd brochette* of sand crane lliwn. and Gila monater llgbtar
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:he waller. The former turned aabrn pale and begHU to weaken perceptibly. bile Jolt gated at bis Ttctim. “Maria- yen don't think we can aerre all tbe market affords." mattered Job. Haylie yoodm't like tnoc-aaln gravy w bv- la-tie. a la mode. Maybe you
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"Say! You've g>t me-I ain't hungry. n help me. I couldn't eat a .Ingle bard I lolled egg. Countermand that durued order, old man. and IH pay aU eg-peti-e. and set 'em up aa long a* anybody can drink. Beg pardon, gentle- . all Mr first attempt to he a trrpardon me. gentlemrn. If* ntT laatr And then be banded hit revolver to Job and added • “Take lhat yil'tol. old man. aa a prewnt and prnml-e me that tbe nett time nny dnr tied fool come* In here and rails for ntthnnak** on tnaat you'll -Ifnit him dead!" Bui Straight was too raving mad alt flic way through to willingly emerge from n ultnatlun only tolerably tri nmpbant. So be took Ibe weapon Ju«t as tbe order "an living placed on tbe table and. pdutlug It at the terror. MCbdtDtd: “Sow, tlien. nly Iwy. damp yourself Into that chair and eat them snakaa--bones. akin ami all!" Tbe young fellow did aa be was com mandi-d. but after finishing hia irpari atacgen-l tbe tin-vimpromlaliic Job by
T>* Muls’a OelusienThe pack mule la quite as much aa tastlti.tlon aa tbe team mule and la il-. M lv Indispensable In the mountain- Mule parking 1* a fine art. and with a well trained animal and a skill ful packer you ran aafely transport anything from a piano lo a bag of oala ben Ibe luirkrr lias finished hit Job In an artistic manner. Ibe animal may bu.-k or bark, kirk or rear or rolL but be cannot rid blmaelf of bis -balden, tod be-finally give* It tip In despair. After two or three ejprrtrnce* be will •tilHiilt lo bis drslluy and fall Uilu line with Ibe real of tbe train every morn Ing to receive HI* (had from Ibe pack rr A well trained park mule I* always promt «f bis load, and If by any mesas it g-is hues be will step an let I* out of Mur and wall unlll Ibr paik niBMer c ome, along lo tlgblra H The most arriou. objecting l«» lb# fuule which you sometimes find lb bu man lelugs also, la Ibr drlustoa Ibal he . ail -mg One who has never hqard > mule aoki rannol appre. late Ibe et of bU mistake: Mil like gtery I else al-ut a mule. bU song I* Strictly original It lielonga lo do other animal No one ran deecribr and ao one ran Imitate It - New Toth Mall. Want a* Nat. On**. A traveler pulling up al a fifth claw fcau-l btMgL: tltr 'l.aiia" ap with bl» angry stAmlng “Want tout f»mm ■ banged. Mr! What's Ibr mailer, alrr “Tbe raoui. all rUthl.^ fumed the gnaal w-.n blagl) il s the fleas I oh Jart In. Ibal * all " “Mrs BloolN. - Iwwled lb* “tamU" In
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