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Hopement

>w ■ Mm Aulilcd a H away Pair and What Cam# ot li All. »y A. B. KAKLE.

AROUMwilLEGEIID

• '-xt

I • michl E*Ind^d. tlury <rM»

„t: -f rlwlf

il.-l' i-uraorra

my mom.' and I

AFTER THE COLLISION.

Cffacla Upon I

The Traced r Prom Which Sprang

Manolli's Well.

'J.” S|« V/EIBD TALEOF OLDEN DAYS r«. I.r In a i.u e r). ai.^oad. and I ___

«a.rrt film «•» lb# fann#f IT b# bad

rnn' an nil inf of l«.- old m#n wbnn. | f*..thcr Fjla Nor Flood Nor Horn ad-w-nu-l • Tb# fartiHT aald bo bad j Coo Id Aorp lha FoaiMoI An. M. mol tb# man la tbe buFFT dr tor From Man Sn. Lovod and I

aaoal ti^n nm'rd r»or* lb# ' maalrr <m Ua armal n-dlmd a tmodrd man In .orralli* M.ver»d mail dnn aial bbrnd. rltlln* I maul mein* bill, 'ran nitmln* d.-oi

fa##. II# r#<-r«nlaad

l^WlIVTirVO

On Short Notice

Iba r

I oaa IB lb# coomo Itr my Iwalll. |h , |lotI- . c a ML aa Birr. I#d bj my d-a lor. lakln* , Um1 , tb, b.«a. mac WBlka Al Brai I anVFtd my f.^uod ih# pmh>I» 'bat lb# foaat « mmalllulionala lmm#ua#ly, lull aft!# rll ^ r R. <. r.- Iroilnc lli#J Udb » aobtl# mood for auiny on# '<> «■)"? (rnmomd Ibrtr

I bom vUb nr# Tb#e I iboi>cl.t that li U anauablnc V o«M *mly b.|.p#n to m# " «bii# nmUlac amae o»#r Hr# ooouirr " road. R wutnd r#ll#lr my annul A ^

ih# brlds# lb# u

da»nd • # 'om df.1^1 !•'— «l-b Ibta lb. It oaa Bwnilnc aoan#lbliic ta»|> c|r| a,,,^ ,^ T ,nna around my "o' 1 •“* 1,1 ■dtbal wad «ap«-tolly aMlod 10 «f j■ Tb#n I f«i MR Ibr , *“«u.| a I abtiird mil Inrfur# bmi»ra»l ! u^,, autl ,d u. mmluc on tljdwo. of Itoul

> four mil# an hour

Tb# n

rt#d a amall ralla#. • HH - a ttebt «T1|. na a Hay •-« %ol Ua'

-1 b#f (■rt.m, air." mid lb# n»i. ^t a yr

-bol dona tlrla read Usd lo O T , llM

-Vaa. bol yon mo.1 lonr to ib# rbibi _ • bon y»o com# 10 lb# dial Ini##-"" i Inc road. T*an ytm tom lo lb# left .

a ob>- t

| II to my r

irllebt. Tb#y 1 lal# of old.-u da.i a itaaj dr.itn r#Uili< eoacomlnc i»inilitc ! l#ry. Hi# mnoii.a .

. rta#a a aprb.c of <-bsr sal. . IB# Inta4iri. Mamdl.a . i '■ «ond#r'nl orialir

i TUlffmanbrn ntd'b* n 1 rapflra In tb# ba^ I lan of Turtrr In

. b«nrtr |®» e

i o.nld c" i- !!•# brtde*. s, ° •

.all-# M4d#n tb- r# l#lu*

‘ n “ nu ^ ' ■

u- bothUns

enrmndcaon of a falborr I tb, yaiw mmi.i..-l m "nlrr I bat lb#r» '* •

l^nS “ -1-“ " -

u be Id a*’ I ,rlB * "*'** ^ ik ao I Laos lb# •ay bond* 'ban I ««Hd. under

CBttaa- m,T*ol yon and by

i ad duriiiK

of mt**» j«

* R la a

•Oh. air.- aaclalm-d H # drl. ralalnc bar »yoa to £a»« a. If i- d<# tl-nka.

myaett If I am abut u

a In lb# . w

.mes. bar# .ared to *

he buHdera ae« |ri

I rmrlilnc lb# brtdc# M b«.k#<1

it in# and Hal#n#d I" uial u# <aa« n#ar to otspnr mj ta. I ben ocnl du«n and arm hath Into a |»'krt a

One DlElH Man-Hi. Ib# fblef of I ■ ’ bulkier, had a aiminr# dream

atatad aU on tbla fllcbV

■n aa ## burrted abme. TTben the, Irfi ma tb#y bad r Elrl a llberiy and brr for- away from ib# totdae Tbry furlua# vaa paid lo b«» bava rbaord ikrlr mlada and rrlui S BlEbl aw! vaa lo hart nd Or bad ibr Irea.ar# lean db-.

today - Ob. that i aradf f

1 Batucianily I Jafl lb# ptaca aud a

ImlklluE I bay ha.! undartak neter hr rrarad dnleaa ibey | Ib# valla Ib# Bvii.e foam •• I woman a bo appaii rwl al leat ! On- avaklnE frwtu alray told Ma eon.rada. of Ihta r I.Vat bar they madr a —dev aa#rin-e Iho- 'll# oral «..inai

Hoi.^nd timid nr

L wllb ytiur kind help. »• i

| valklns op ib# Io#Hd# •

f da a n

-My atf# bad money bar MinL and b# a t In lb# taaiu-t

■ fU-

I tbe yuonc lady » n

-ou vluo a bulb-1,

nilovtal ryuk kly by a laiavl. »«i.g orer my to-ad Tbla aduamlahad m#

la my band, dbori my bead Far ’ A man vltb a drawn

r will

WHb lb# flrM wreak

nolll iwuiuted lb# aeaffnldlnr and aran nrtl lb# anrrtHiudlnc bllla a lib |mllld auikma fnt-a. Ain., who la R b# In lb# dkdaue#! UK nan fair y-uus vlfs hrlnaiux f—al and win# for bat

. and ImaiiiEbt beaten ■al lo pretetu bar fmtn ■ a Ih# rain lamiaddi

inlirr ad- ] an( y the rlrar n , aud etet# wnier eoraiad lb# rallej. Bui t r - _ 'yuuuc vlf# aaded ibmnsb tb* aal

tod Mannlll. lit d#-<|anlff. lelield I

allll

Again b

a Bmv bur

kind crnlkti rsspr* W# war# #t

ia katkloc ft# day Ucbl yea }

-jb Naiktual j (nj! trrw hurting rta-ka In No of your imt* way. Vet w, ah. .stae Anulkar had _ a brat# apt tit ami itellher ft..«l imi

bank. I Bttppu

lb# field I had re- hare taken It “

man auddroly atop- 1 -Do y.ai uasu tu u-ll uw.’ I #i ..PPUMI ” could dlattDrlly rlaloml. "tbal Ibat rtoplnc rou|tl# vrrv ^ ^

Joyfully Mb# ln.'t—m hi Mant.lira fare an-

u «lib aiiEtilab

lb#* led I be youi.t

bavr Ib# aoaad of ... aud null# of vbaela. | -* dm.' -Come onr rrtad tb# l-.ver. “W. rl.>pii« .

maat reach that wood befora our pur- guiaud a« oil mru »#r# Elteu Ib# |4uu •■•to com# lu eight of ua.” dor. They afternaid i bnuted I heir

We hurried ou. tsa bed lb# #d*» of dlmrala# Ib# void and ersaard a brldgr. Then a Ctrl ”

isl# and atritb

I firm! a

i#ar.“ la-mud. "IH toll »|f I do W.U bid. tb. TlrtutS. ur Jevpla under Ihto wUk twr

t blw wllb I be

Al kind.-—Toulb'a Com- anutb a

wllb me. unc* oe tb# train. I

•that 1

"I aboald think.- I aald lo blw, ~ If they are after you tbry would t

yau off at tbe aUlbw.-

-I aater I bought of that.- be repiled, rouble- <o a halt, tbeo afl#r a

-What do you adrlarT

*T , l#aa# help ua." |d#ad#d the girl -Do aoioalblug to aal* u, from lluit

• my- laughed merrily and entered • leal, but bar anillea eanlabpd as quk k

fried ly lb# wall roae frttm aukl# lo knra

and from knar lo walal. I'oor Anul

*• “** rTra 1 Bad barn birUirtn; keFa entreat tea aud erlea did not ut -t» iux. d«a|im.ir crlmlnala a bo bad ra j lb# beam of tb# Mem MUldara. and away with ktO.iw. In bank Mila. Aa aoun bar e.ke aa. beard no more lo lb# -bW.- jeaela. lliey «#ra a] Tb# propbelk- il.lon proted true.

Ti *7. . * “J'l" I *I'#UI oaieral day. In llieesra Tb# lailklli.g atiffered no more from . P_ - ,b * l' u,,rr '■•I finally on |«"t lug my tnrlall.l# fora ami whts rompIHe aat

raaparlahlllty I vaa n-lmard. Tbe tew SBcd Ih# prld# of Negeu a beart. Ma pl# I bad hjrbortd a err latrr on ra|e | nolll alou# Itwk no plraanre In Hie adl land wllb «ti# aaag on them fir# wbbii had .-.-I him ao dear. I relumed lo lb# elly . baring bad ' It aaa fit lahed. and lb# maaona prednltc enoticb of my doclur'a met bod ptuad to return to tltrir own coouiry for ra-ali la* rty health. Al any rale Negan boaeref determined that they I did not rare it. trt .eala •bonM uerar return Tbe deelrr

wlileb liter bad worked out an adml

raMy waa theerealura of bla brain, the j before tbe

darling of bla heart: It abguld Drier b# Junction rendered them •uperflnouk. repndored Ho h# Inrlied them all In ! 1‘ilrr waa alao orerfoud of tbe mark •w the la>' " ~ - -v ..

Momc of the Bleed.

Hare yun rier beard yw

Hare you at el put on# of tko~ targe I 01 ‘ -*■- -o your ear and beard aj>p' ”

I a laletl h

u later tbe waa* ai##l that had me. KiitgiiUrly rutlTaud l.tulaea a at t rying 1— .

Hotel Stationery, Booklets, ALL SIZES Wedding Invitations, Cards, Book and Job Printing

SENTINEL PRINTING HOUSE 744 and 746 Asbury Avenue

fore; tbe * reek I rain arrlAi-d ' A Ml!# later tbe »re,k ngatar cbanFWa lo , l,«k around and miw ib# mudorlar ' Aland Inc betddc Mm b-4.liug a mab b- 1 boi 10 bla ear.and ttlgikhui II ITraenlly be pul II buck Id b« p>#ket. ttoi

POSTED HERSELF. Then Told tPa AutHar About HI.

OUR POOR LITTLE EARTH. A Mara (pro Compared W.t# tea

a—ram lady Arm will

by lb# #1 roughly. TU & I»ej It

nawered Ih# eondurtor. morkaMe tt-.ulera aud alraA blm 'b# IH-r tr it Ih- •'rain# to."-Tbad- j H Hir-ui-it i:. Harper*a Weekly. | lo Ibl- -t

wHUen bla ke. d t talk ! naa through

» R. CURTIS ROBINSON

Igbly Ihten—t^t.g H la rmly dry l#» l

Conveyancing j Insurance

u mK. z.y

NOTARY PUBLIC AND CoVlMISSIONCR. OF DEEDS

MADE SURE OF IT. The Gift We. D.i.yed. but Ih. G# Get the Bird. A wealthy patron of tbe turf lu Tort told an etmwlng «<*ry of rorlta groom and a turkey

“I bad be aald.

tbe prlnt-eaa. 11

• thooebt “ • "“rd rate planet

It-tn a bleb would ■»««»• J«l>ll*r toould ararcely ful tune of her condew rod 10 noilee n». Hut they do !r Per Y'-rfel the know Ib.l our ann Itaelf alia be•y; ,-# me - aald ,i,r •* would not be admltIng ib# IllearUR. Hd to a ■ .. ; .Ei#ga«on of Important .It, 1 .tt.-ler I.la. ben ran It l>dliw Fanopaa, Hi# laf-

t-rybody known (bat c-ur Nos. 744-46 Asbury Avenue

Oiled rata planet In our

OCEAN CITY. N. J.

-1 know,-

tbe al

latmaa turkey, but „ |ld h , hand.-l l_. ru»b aixt flurry of e-—«■ baran. Ili.-t

DecemlHT I f.trgtR It. It wa» eom# Moif , ^ T , u „ nad H-! hook rou " 11 ®” " day. afu-r Cbrlwmaa a lien I remain- with the .tor,, and M,rk " lie red It. a I tiiaBTWtnntid my faht" t m , .uj, tfidflebt that vh# w.a M oai# of lu ful old frtent! lo ainr „„„ lh , „„u W AI „|gM .be BrkJ t VWl -kleellng him In Ib# imddoek on# foirod |„. nM .|f ,,,..1 M. Ilet..« at r *I rf * !n " rr " morning and Inlendli.g to make g...l ! „ lllr w „ looe ,umlng *** fro,r ’ 11 my forgeifutoena. I «id 10 Ih# groom | , h , eorieraarloa Into ih# line dlre.-iMt "• uM '■ ay of a Joke: i hy , h , prtDce. an .be mid lo bar belch- lT” r ' 1 " r • •Well. Jfiiklna. ta w did you like | bor . .. Tmir |r , rrU |uir , „. IW M#d roe * M "> ""•* 11

10JW) tinww IT*“Money to loan on Bond and Mortgage.

tbla fart rnry well

that lurk#, I

RytmT

w aoT ai

very flue Mid. air," aald ary near kartug It.

aatonUbed.

Jenktu*. Tbrlatand your turkey

d asked

hadn't rear Led me. an I ru off to tbe e.prrwa company

nanacer what be mean! by not eendUic tb# bint up. Tbe manager apoiogu«l. »!r. <ery politely, and be me lulu a back room, a here there tea i.t flftern turkeya banging, and hr mid tb# labels bad teen loot ben aid Id JwiR better take buire. p'.i I tboar tbe largevt. air. knowing your cnx-rtadty. and It waa flu# It ate grand Thank you very I Indeed, sir."'-Washington Star

Tbs Other Kind ef Dear,

ten Israel Lame relumed fmu. the wedding of Itavid lTneh.-r. wbo la

deeply, monsieur

bare #ii«-rleneed la your lonely Island when you ftaind FrldtAyr --Fr..ui -LEN>r1i d# Talleyrand.”

The Ber Was Will.tig te Be s Friend

to Senator Manns.

When Bennior Hanna was walking through bla factory In (Tet eland some years ago on tb# lookout for new Idens or .-myibing which w.mld aid Iba prqgms of Pus!ness be orerbeard a llirte tad brndetd l»d remark

na’e money and

A BRIGHT IDEA. Unusual Bagacil? Thai Was Laudsd ta Thai Ibe prorerbUl alt- it.It.

be waa In H The aeitati and ran: lo The boy ra

bla a Ur |. hlu.trated |.< a -i.h , i..ul lltoui Hie usual bour few rriiriiig be

mumlng from an erenlrig call. "HOL" aald Ibe lady. '1 mnat barn Ibe front dour P.-ked Iteforr I retire.Tbla winetgency staggered tbe pm-

The Ideal Summer Resort

OCEAN CITY, N. J.

at rb-ken. wood##-

I Optratlmi. f tittnued:

1 and Kx-k the dour ■

tng If bl« ta-u^irk hid Iteett orerhe and read' fof tlw penally As lb#

fwl.ted hlsfand. and tuM-rously «,«d ! ^ fr ’" n ,br "Mdow. nn on# fu.d'lwf.m# .he gnxe of thorn' ' P --

MANY CHURCHES

NO SALOONS

rail lug fur news » -Well- told on bou d il gu <>frr “Pm fair. Hud -Wbal'd you do! r. “1 tun ed parson ba-k and Manic 1 Israel, wllb calm before they wss’n

Hied on blm by . • 1

Hw hand <,r th# Inrldrol to a^rtood a. ,rf hi. wife's unoaual aagne.

m.*ey ntu! be was In Hie poorbotitte.

»s to me. rctiuea Buit|»>«e /our wish should be

j granted Wbat would you dor -

" (1 #maltded anoth- -why - stamroered ibe bid. Tbe Brat

j thing I would do. air. wntild tw lo get

considerable of a ,^ „ a , „ f ,,»■ ,..wta.ure

omc blusbea,- aald Tin- ». B ,i,w laurta-d and sent Ibe utlsfactlua. -Just hark 1., Id* work. Today be la ad. lo stand «p to on , „f ibe iminagerf of a large foe-Daie-I don't know; myy. Urea of telling Ibe — II waa roewnl to j „ of7 , b;ll ^ bl , flr , t )ob -Joe ytmr lleenae.- Mlirbell I'bapple In Ndttonal Maga-

r-l «.f., I,'.

-Well. Dare banded II orer. and I Iseoyrred II waa a hunilng Ucenae. I hat s Ibtar I nays, banding II back. " ou a In 1 gut 10 bunt any long##:

Ity

The frb-iuf greeted the story wllb a roar ot iaaebtrr. -And why. my dear professor.” be •aid. -did you nut simply admit your wife, ba-k tin- door from tbe outside and come nsay F Tnie.- ej:t< ulated tbe mined man of aclrnee. -we Deter thought of that." Tlw r II Rina of lb# Incident waa raaabetl an hour later wiieo. returning bom#. Star p tin lady In ta out tb# wrung key.

Csnint Ctiquetts.

retathms wllb •««- anolber

doge bar# a keen a#It—- of etiquette

□n#lud#d Israel, “that ! a well km.an trat eler tuaPea this uuhr -Wanted a Ucenae.' ei|terl#d remark ataml a tribe of Ibe clerk thought be naked ybn-k men Hi lug 00 one of Ibe

. ^ .| n fb ,| r ererjaiy

la mo- h that ta atitt.

Tbs Franc# do not. aa a rule, emple. ! remark uugbi be mad# nlawl d.«s. arertrd commas to tndlealr a dialogue. <nl#.. I bey are on »#ry lutlmato terms but they «u|4t>y tb# daab to ludlcatr ! ,ak '‘ sranl pains never to brush a change of speakers, which Is Jnat aa *knhi»t or even to tout h on# anolber. bad. Certainly many ponrtualiou marks * one doe 1.. step orer another la a sadly misused or overuacd. Dick- <Mmrarmia l.raa. h of eibiuelto uotaaa flung oimeceaaary commaa all over ,h, T •P'-MI fiirnds It Is no an-

on Iblng for lao dogs to belong

I pages—w hot# bat til loos of t

aeo tb# -mime of tb# warraF Well that la really tb# whiisI ot your bksd -as R Cln-alaits ca-tasd In Ib# empty *bcn your head ta 00 a pillow, bat It does not sound muMeal then. Try Hie ota-ll at any time and you a III And tbal your 14...I ta always flowing. Stick ynar tbumb In your ear and lls

#ool#r Ilian either of in. Ru utn It . pends on our getting away dial ..

la no cuuditlun le think. ■

I la* am# very mucb loterest.d, r only fta.ro.aymnathy. but ■fr-.m t

, A Bodd.ng Ftnwiciffr. I “I've g-rt a ta.y tn my employ wbo j will b# a king of flnancr some day." taM a roan who baa a factory te New

"I tag llrtna** | utd .^| , f lrm . 1 Torfc. “A few Weeks ago hr aoM a AmswliVsTby | thJtiL you bad tatter l ' ,,r ^ Mgeaua lo a mao In #om# Ibrra wllb ua-tM aet-(> dork <111 ••ruoklyn Tao dot* aflrrwanl Ib# you are auppmad In hate g-< *.,* Pid»0"s a|.|e.red al bla alialoa. AnI think I tan A- n m Ihsl dm (, * > * rr ,lru Alynll# bougtu thrm. and Hly will nut br known in#.#, awi to '‘‘"l* «•»“•# b»b. The boy

bss Just mnde a tklrd sal# I am won

nlghl. under over of Ibe daftness, "vr*#* if > bod me bclier get rid of you can walk to B. and take a train, l * -r ' " ,rt " «“ "» '"J *•«» ISaMMy I may furntah you with du hr,or J '

trencheniualy ramovtug Ib# ladders, h# , a -Tea" Into bta measured style tt «m l#H them Ib#re lo dl# needs appear aa -Tsar Uut. tbou. The rot,anna devtaad various means ibe Bible does without Inverted co for ranrhInc the eartb. bol Ibey w#r# mat. Ibere la real art In IU puncti all klllrd In the attempt lo #w.p# aisl Hon. How admirably II marks lbs < arra ebiDcrd by falHea Into ih# gran! dene# and belja Ita- drama In tl bbs-ka of atoo# which remain lo tbla great story of Iba prodigal son!-*#

day In proof of ||» iragte event. Manot.l nlon# mol# 110 effort to aat hliti'rlf and Joliwl In non# of the cot

I yrt f

- 11-tiry c. It

r to iba

to tb# a

same bouse allgblral no

bar# a sp. nlrl ao dignified Hut bn will never la-rintt another member ot tb# dog family lo pillow bis bead upon i him; Imt. with lb# pgoHstu of a true aristocrat, br does not hesitate to

-ruin In Ailata-

JUHt-r n

ear ts-4 and frealt. ana l,» tbtI. kpow as MaiuJIl'a well la.

tnllv Rera Id

oal Justins to Waar Oaaro. 1 -tllp-lal itualHous.

In tbe prtaon of l.ut ’ Fouquler TThiilb-'a ag ! OP only »<■>etileen eon

Old time pbyaleiana preserlbcd even 1

more nnaavnry remedies than rancid _ . . . , . .. I "‘“ bulltT. a bh b waa Emperor Mruellk's “T

cure fur ink la rial ferar. In "Cuipep-

rfa Hrrla' - published originally in " n( ,‘, br n

la ■ 011I1I nuka ns out of tha ad lawa glrro " be aald lls

illy as IfOO.

ou, ,b

f you w

Fortuualety fur oar vuneealmrut. Hm-

w.aal a* see# to ealended to wllbltt . 1 ‘“"J

luttairad ys.tl. of tu, farmtauu# where . I waa slay lug I cuodwted lh# couple | to tots nw. |*4ut. and from there-tasi?"*' l-aaarei tlvougb a king arlsir #--

».i iU#IU-Wbat dM h#" 1 -DMaT I 1 #11 jgat! II# mad# I tow wllb me .um- araaon >

The Licking ktrsks *klul H wtaikl linpr Ihqulretl Ibe t,relit ns

I and ttoogbl Ibey should Ltery u» .»-mir,iton mikes one I —flurrtal to tbla. for • fc * , tt In Its |Teetta-e sud dull Inerrrj

■ It# su

■rent# .oun u( lb# t.alied Hisiea.' aald IU lUtbutliy <41 tb# auDjerl rerenily. "IVtaw Juste-# Julia Jay took Ibe of-! ta-e he tuuugbt Ibe mnubere ef tbe su 1 ■retiM- ben- ta ibotild wear gowns of “■I"# -*11 Accordingly be ap|«ar*d i >. tala ..wo neademk- gown, which tie .Inu# of hating ret cited

IGufl and rrprti

are am b prsaerlpltaitia ftatga bar# been nidtlen HU al flesh 1s off from I heir bones." - lot-bra burned toto powder" —blank soap and beatm ginger ” Roms of fulpppet'a ramudlaw are of a more dtrarlta-al nature. "If redta# gi ld ba tjuM.elM-d b wine." ba says, "aid tbe win# drunk It rbsera tbe vbala and cures Iba plague. Outwardly used It atjjy sputa and leprusi. "

BATHING SAFE AND UNSURPASSED FINEST BEACH ON THE C0AS1 THE HOME CF THE FAMILY MAN

Spaciiius Boardwalk. Free Band Concerts I) irinj; Season. Great I'ishinj; in Ocean ami Bay. T1m' Delight of the Yachtsman. Numinous Trains to and from Philadelphia on Three Kail ways

How They Got Out.

rock- Ephraim bad tare toiga, wbta-b he k#|4 In a pro at tbe rear end of bta IIMIe lot They were of tbe "moor back" rarlett. and, although tbe, were ‘“""“iCVSirSr* Within easy access of Atlantic City and

lusicd frames One morning

a they 1

other well-known resorts

were ntd there They had d

#d. leaving no clew to tbs manner Id

which Ibey bad made tbetr tscape.

-What s ih# matter. Code EpbF Inquired a nelghlHtr, noticing tbe deep dejection with which tbe old man waa

looking down Into tha empty pen. “My hangs ta d-me go Da. aak.” h»

“Stolen ?"

“No, Mb; I don't are no signs dat

anybody tuck 'era.-

“Did they climb out orer tbe topF “No; de, couldn't "a' done dat.' “How do you think tbry got twayF -Welt ash.- said Uncle Ephraim, -my 'plntatii ta dat dera bawga kind o' raised di-lrarlves up on aldgr an' crop# through a eraek.”—Youth's Onm-

Wondseful Msmoriss.

Wa are told that rascal never forgot any iblng be bad seen, beard or thought. Avicenna could repeal by rote Ibe rnltrr Koran when be waa tea years old. and Francis Soares bad the whole of St Augustine to bta memory. In three weeks Bcallger. Ibe

Making II Plsasant For Hsr.

Mrs. Uoodaole (retnoitug ber wrapai -I’ve owed you a call for a long lime, you know. I hale lo be In debt, and

I }usl fell that I rouldn

ta. iwsaed by

1 on bearing It anM. "Yea; lie bad him earn-d off. day lie waa guillotined.

Mccuatarti a wafvta-r called i every Hue of Hi# --Iliad" and tbe - of au agctl |.H~.iter A ; -Odyssey " Anolhrv sebolar, Justiu 1 1 ■laying laitl to tta- gal Upslua. offered to repeat the "lltativ tbe name f<w Ida ..wu and vies" of Taeltui altbout a mistake no

waa wauled "Vea." waa furfrtt of bta Ilf#

nest day lb# U.y wa. gulll<4lned In Wrilin* For M.nay. atrad of Hie man Fond Fatber-Yea. my buy at the - At Hordes.ns it ta>y of alstnm named vanity ha# w-rliien artvral articles foe

Mrllrt was gullfftllui-d Inn •-ad of an ! Ib< . magaslurs old man of riglffg naim-l I Vila, tla , pnend Hut objecting be waa told lb..I lie waa writer, surely! eighty years oklfin wIrkedo.OK j -yvinti d.. y.

R. Curtis Robinson sw Conveyancing and Insurance

INo«« 7-4-4w4f> Asbury Avenue OUtIAN eiTV. N. J. Mom, to Umm na Hoad sad Mortgaga

4 GutCf.

air-

n by 'pr,if 1swi1.11 .

defliaa from Ibe Uulirrslty of DuIhiu. ‘

or. M It .a# tbeo known, THuhy cm •*"' 1 '■••I dlob.rged my obligato-,,. , «#• " - -' •»■— —■ - w .r , "*:,r k j-jf-

Bueb a gaiiueul would lowk prcnltar

Why. my dear Mrs. Goodsolr. you stamUlu't bava fell that way al all.—

1 : I "bta ago Tribune

•si Up the stairs ' f a loud creak. ' detiitt tided M re

“Wby, be dassm't wrtto for Rwiney F "I toe# it', hej You ought 10 see om# of bta letters to roeT Kiehsng# !

Tha Paint af Viass. -Why #■■ ><sd old msny -TTie do. 1,4 want* my wlf# t

Paid Him Back. | 111# Moan Thing You're ao roar# #d. l ounta- that | ladlrvr wbru y get hito heaven tb# Drat qurollou yoa

No. you don't. Bit# ""‘flbtr iJuunl#

dear, and I

you won't !•# liter#

lliustratud Hits

pens |o (br laid

H^-.y.F

Now Thay Don't kps.k

n#Jc-1|..* aJHy men art wb«_ ,

1 IRto**-! Why. my ImsbaiMl aeied Ilka latksibe

■ a perfrel f.«4 Nell# Tbal'a wbat

# fun iba# Ibe good I ^ t ” 1> y« r •“«■««-

■"eat w as altnuuucvd, - Cb-vrland Laau-

th# Hair- Jude# Short Slot low tab'- Ptadt Btortaw twelll quit# "•lltg Jtl#l now lie | oboukl aat Nearly every Jell. » I mmv-i aittpo lella ha- how Wbort be t« He-twi T iffllpl « T0 Cballsebas. "Mis. ('bailer 1s a sort of lal

sheF

perfect luaehlitr Iwust' Italilmore A

ma Ito a friend wbo ta luncblug wHb lien-1 duu't know why II la, but I always eal more wbru we bale

rompany ihan when wa're atame 1 > T'-miny (bel|4iig blmaelf lo tb^ Ihlrd J , piece of rake,-I kuow wby It ta;

'cauae wa bava better things to oal.-

Hnatklyn Ufa

KKIl. KSTir# li.KMSS. WM. LAKF, C. E„ Ke*al IvMtasto .TVgasut.

Insult Upon Injury"And to moko ms tiers worwa." etAu1 tta [tied tb# employes wbo bad Just 1 , I wen Mows up by a prormatura esploataai to a quarry, -when I claimed , damagaa tb# foreman called ma a blamed fobl.'-UppInrotFa

II togetbor your spare boors by

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GORSOH

Ketal BMtate LICENSED^AUCTIONEER. No. 721 Asbunj Aoenue, Ocean City, N. J.