We were ■HiIhe In- ■ '•« - where the boon wife hept. In enej ebalra. all onlrer-lij nn-n. talking «txml bualfBg 'Uv-I0enta. iMrsmcn and the parai'bernalia l»r rttwlng The air wa* thlt-k with loUti-eo ane.ke. priccllatlly frvtn plpra, the etbdenta farorlle araoke We Dad met to talk over prep-" aralioo* lor'lbe eymlnjj •fnie>n" which waa houn to befln. Having -duUDed that eubjcci. we (Jropiwal, an 1 have - aaid, iplo general chat on aquatic rob Jecta and from this Into storiea of fcata that had been performed at chnteeta on the water In dgya gone by. A col lege, belnc a constantly changing com < mnnlty. la not a good place for handing down legends, bat occasionally a grad nata will return to tell of aocne episode that happened In bis day and waa at the time the talk of the institution Wa bad with ns oo this occasion a man who bad dropped In unannounced, remarking that be was a graduate of the college of ten years' stand mg and bad In bla day been a member of the

re always trying la feel > in their teens again, and they only succeed In making os feel as old as they are/' “Did yon ever poll In a regatta 7~ 1 asked the alumnus “lea." waa the reply. ”1 pulled In

To what did yon attribute tbe faD-m-ar asked ooe of our number. There la always a reason for every beating a craw gets One time it Is tbe stroke, saolbar the training, another tbe eock-

S In tbe sky; Jnst enough ‘ e la It for n the hour for tbe a quite to Umber 6ar-Joints and

My whole son] waa merged In I be Idea cC'baattng oar opponents. "Wa palled Info position, tbe allot was fired, and we made a good start os the Brat trial, our boat half a length behind over tbe line. But we made this up wlthlq a minute and were toon half a length ahead. 1 beard bone of tbe wild cheers. I saw neither tbe boat, ’the water nor tbe •bora dotted with waring bandker . chiefs. I was conscious only of tbe mighty effort 1 was making, to get tbe boat OTjBr the coarse. Uooe only air whan tbe oar blade of one of our opponents struck the surface instead at staking to Its proper depth. 1 woald not bare.been ronarlons of this* lad It not been that each splashing, would nurd tbe ether boai. "We gained steadily, turning the ■ Maks- boat—It was that kind of a eoorse—two lenglbs' ahead. As wy began to poll back down the coarse, taallng sare of -wlnntag. I was con

ta of tbe wild cheering and a

c all a

■whai

this time. At any rate. . having turhed tbe at id ns. made a spun and o . Then down again we good bad gained three length* ■oogh considering thete

The narrator s«o«wd. a pallor •rar his face, and he gasped. Several td toward him. but be waved

bn^ajpMTMM

. Clad

break t! thing to weird m

dently- u

t .O «be|

ir ilsrkncss. tbhen we reacbec <1. -Where's Mr

Were qnlte relieved at The effect'of his «r least, depressltd;. »

snppevknd a

him. wondering who It

pod wbst r

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t d''

iua. e. ~~ aUClClent which to nuke Lniulr. all abon; Sir. Stroke ami hl» sl< waa much Intenated in I be cohiing re gatta.aud tbe preporatlona for It. though 1 was not s member of ibr nnlverslty erew Our college had been doing bad work m booting for a h’Uk period. In ten years I Ihmk we bad beaten pur priurl|ial adversary bm twice, f his year we hoped for and eipected better things All ttgut well till the day of tlie race, when one o! tbe crew fell suddenly III and could not row. L'ofonunately all tbe'avail able material'had been utllUed There were oubstltaie* galore, but tbe mao who bad dropped out was one of the two roost Importsnt men of the crew. TO pot any one In hi* place would be A fen minutes before tbe crews went out to tbe water I asked abont tbe anbstltnte and was told that n man was to row. l/douM not bow'or why be hud-teen cbosen. but. wishing to bsre.A look at him. I went down on to j,tke float. 11m men were getting Into ihe beet. Tbe sub stRoteV face wa« familiar' to roe, bm I coo Id cot tell where I bad aeen him Then sudden!)- It rushed upon roe that be was the min we had called Sir Strok*. Bati a freshman been smart enough to sell us all ant as a graduate of triyears' standing with a roarvelona story of which be was tbe ceotihl Agere? I took a position where I could see tbe race all tbe way and bad with u» a powerful Oridglaas. Our crew took tbe lead almost immediately after tb*

eee that.'while be did not appear to b* making a li.-rvulesn effort, be was do lag splendid wort Our crew kept tb* lead they had taken, gradually bm slowly drawing away from their com pbtliore. Kroni a length'It grew to two iehglbs. then three lengths, and at th. finish tbe race was woo by live and a half lengths. Never bad we been beaten by aqch

• than evei

is all oi

It Ills

tbe anbatltute. Kvery tit

oar lu the water tbe boat seem.si to move forward whether tbe rest of tbcrew exerted themselves or not. •I became Interested la tbe freabnmo snbatltnte. Delrrmlned to find om more about him. I made Inquiries Km It was at tbe clone of tbe term, with tbe summer rarstlon ahead, and I dls covered nothing. Itetiiroing In-tbe an tatnn, f looked for him among the

He waa dm to be found

I Id he bad not ret anted to col lege. Th* singular feature of the ease was that I couldn't learn bla name 1 wept to ihe man who waa responsible for bla acceptance oo tbe crew and found biro dp-posed to buab tbe mailer op. Be admitted in me that tbe |*ro reeding bad been Irregular, that Ihe substitute bad come to him at tbe Iasi minute, begged bard to be accepted and promised to win tbe race If alhijs ed to pall. My lofoetnant said that be bad acted hastily, taking the man'* own representation that be was la eol lege. Of course where there are several thousand undergraduates one Is oqf expected to know them all. ft now occurred to me to examine tbe college record .of rbe man we had dabbed Mr. Stroke I went to tbe rrg later and made Inquiries about tbe race In which be bad figured, ■The records mentioned the names of tbe crew be bad given', bis own being Cbatnplln. That race." anM my Informant, “waa lost by CbampHn'a breaking a

. The -Ways of Voles. studied In their life (be mule. An English naturalist. Mr. Lionel K Adams, says that the “fortress” wbteb. tbe mole constructs above tbe surface of tbe ground will always be found a series of tunnels running out beneath tbe adjacent field. -A curious feature almost invariably found Is ■ perpendicular run penetrating shout a foot be-low-the bottom of tbe neat and then turning upward to mevt soother ran. A thole la never found' In bla past, although It may be yet wans 'from bis body when opened. Guided by smell and.bearing, a mule frequently locates tba neat -of a iwrtrldg* or pheasant •hove bis run and. penetrating It from bflow, eats fbe eggs. Tbe adolt mole la practically blind, but there are embryonic Indications that tbe power of sight In tbe ace lias deteriorated.

NERVOUS TWITCHINGS. Aw Affliction From firtieh Men ef ' Genius Oftsn Suffer. Many men of genius. Ilk* the insane. _re subject to carious spasmodic and eborric movements Professor Istrobruso In one of his books pointed out that Leoau and Montesquieu left upon the Boor of their rooms the signs of tbe movements by 'which their feet were convulsively agitated during

composition. '

Button. L>r. Johnson. Sautenlk Creblllon and Isnubanllnl exhibited the moat remarkable* facial contortions. There was a constant quiver on Thomas Campbell's thin Him. Cbai

and was long subject lovements of Ihe arm.

Napoleon suffered from' an habitual

kpaam of tbe right shoulder and of tbs lips "My. anger." he. said ope dpy after an altercation with Lowe, ••must bare bcvP fearftfi. for I-felt tbe-vlCra-tloo of my .califs.'*bleb has not bap-

[•ened to roe for a long tifhr.” Peter tfie Great suffered from .con-

vulsive movement* which horribly distorted. bla face. -Carduccl a face

jotnenta.” write* Mante-

pazxa. -I- a veritable harrtcane; lightnings'dart from bW eyes, and his muscles tretnhje" Ampere could express l,ls thoughts only while walking and when his body was In a state of'constant movement. Sort-airs often danced

j eonrbbilra

band. 1 bare bad at>outnll that I can stand. She.baa no uutiou of minding me; It Is time you t<s>k her across your “Send her lo me." said Pop, with a frown. “It won't lake me long to tone Bat bow could be punish her, tell me. do, when she looked at him with tier eyes of blue? looked at him In the same glad way that her another did In that faroff day when she was his sweetheart and he her beam How could be strike her I'd like to know? Bat still be took her upon his kne*

everle tl

carried him tiack to a abady street and a ' Uttle maid whom be used to meet, a bine eyed maid whose counterpart now sat on his knee with a beating heart, waiting for blm to forget those days and punish her for her

wilful ways.

Mom pec|*-d In through the half closed door They mere playing Jacks ol the [Mrior Boor, playing Jacks and quarreling, too. Just as two children are apt to do She frowned. It was more iban half caress. “I will bar* to punish them both. I guess."—Chicago

Uecord-Hrrald.

Killing.an Unfarthf, When a Japanese gl slighted by her lover *he •elf according to the foHowtog quaint custom: In the dawn of tbe early morning she rises and puts oo * white robe and white clogs Round her neck .she bangs a small mirror, which falls to her breast, and on her bead she puts a metal crown with three points, each -point bearftrg a lighted candlela her left band she carries a small figure of straw or rags-supposed to represent her unfaithful tover-^nd this she nalla to ooe of tbe tun-red trees surfoandlng tbe family shrine. She then praya-for the death of the man. vowing that If this come* to pass she will pall oat the nail* which are hurting tbe sacred tree and make of feting* to comfort her family god. Every night she comes to the shrine, strikes In two more nails and make* tbe same prayer, her idea Being that the god. to save his tree from further Injury, arill kill her lover.

The Created Screamer.

acquaintance up at tbe xoo the other day, Tbe but time I saw him waa In tb* lower part of Brasil when I was trying to pash Tank'** notions." said a commercial traveler. This acquaintance Is known as created screamer. He is one of the best fighters 1 ever bet my money on. He la about as large aa a turkey and as spry as they nuke 'em when his fighting blood la op. Be bat foor sharp spars Instead of two. and tbe odd thing tai tbe spars are on tbe wings Instead of tbe legs. Th# birds ran wild, hot tbe nstlves tamed them and taught them to fight MVks and other enemies, bf poultry. They are fine poultry protectors. • A fight between two of them Is the most exciting thing In tbe way of' sport and Is more popular than •—New York Bun.

Th# MAdsrn Way. “And now. Henry, yon must go Into the library and ask papa's consent ~ "What! Me ask anything of that little, yellow whiskered gink! Not on your Ufe. aw-etheart! Nix on tbe papa If he'* got any finger In tbla deal be •an come • to me-eeer"-Clereland ITaln Dealer.

One of the most grewaome “charms" la that which was al one time extensively naed as a cure for wens. Tba band of a dead criminal atlll ’hanging bad lo be nibbesf three times- over tbe wen A cormpntMlent In London Notes and Queries some few year* elnce wrote that many ^persons were then living who lu tbHr younger days bad undergone tbe ceremony, always, they muiijtained. wltb complete success. -On executljm days at Nbrthalupton." be adds, "numbers of sufferera used to rougregale around tbe gallows In.order to receive the dead stroke."** It waa termed. At tbe last execution which took plaqe In that town a very few only were operated upon..not so moch.tu consequence of derrense of faith as from the higher <e* demanded by ibr hangman " Paternal Fcrtitods. I was calling.,whey the little daugb ter at my hostess came Into tbe room. Knowing that Iter dtotber'a mother had that morning returned home after a somewhat h-ngtby visit 1 Sakl: !• Weren't you sorry lu luxe grar go away. Pearl? - • .“Tea. I was." sbe answered'promptly. '"and so was mamma—very sorry. But." and sbe psased thoughtfully for s moment. “I couldn't ate at breal but tbat papa was Jnst as cheerful as

~r~~~Z * The Self Mads. *1/ . “What you see In that erehture to A mother of four daughters, one of | j,,,-, ~

L * d te '° n “ rr "?' ~ r ' Weigh.’ -Why. ah.'. .11 made op. Her ncred an eligible young man In th. her complexloo-every

drawing room. * - Mtofberlsartlflelal."

W ^ C k.°. ° TOn ' " W « U - « h *> of Hr retorted imbadmfre. might I askr . Weigh “If tb# world admire* nelf The married one. was tb* prompt „>«, why shouldn't It admire a

self mad* womanr*-l!ar|>er‘* Weekly

reply.-Exchange.

Tb goldg t,

Condition. promise m»

in go and get a tooth pulled out! I vT: * ,B ' on ' ■ r ” ,lnd

. . . . H«* Condttk m-nti*t s to have . gather-Now. Tommy ' li b *. b ! ' b ■ , 7° n «Pc*T. ra

Itnshaltul fwllh . .

bold tb* other boy while 1 e

H*r Balt Ton bars to have different fault ft different fish, don't you. ma7" •1 guaaa aa. I know I eaaght a M " “ Tort IT**

Tbe fact Ihat t

- CHEST^.NOTES.

Varying Sounds That May B* Hoard

Through th# Stothoacop*.

The doctor li-arn sutm- curious noises wh-o h« place# the strthowope against your ch-et When the lungs are In a bealtby condition the medical gentleman bear, a plnmauL breezy sound, soft In lone, as you draw lu tbs breatb and exih-l It. Should lb* Instrument convey to his ear a gurgling or bubWing sound hr make* a nft-ntal note of tb* fact that you are In what.ta known

t -tag* of bronchitis. • In

the dry slate 'of. Hie kame complaint Sound i* a wljlstllnft. wbeesg one.' nr pr the signs of pneumonia la tbe •kilns note thnt comes through the stetlKawoi-r. It l« mil unlike tb* sound be bi-^rd ‘ when your finger and Uiumb Uavt- touched a sticky substance qnd yon first place them together sud thru - part them. Bolding

tlq-m'eloee to yonr ear.

Doctor* occnslonslly bear a dripWng

Indicate* that air and

chesi

sol* In

ave bo rigbl to be. f. and you tvlll pro h Is actually to' be t It Is caused In l I*, by air pass! ns

clothes for tlie luniilds at Scutari would i* prixed by M Is* Florence Nlghtin ale. At mice Ifi every college a committee waa extemportecd of leading and -rgradmites. rharged to collect present: of flanuel Jackets, trousers, "blaxers." rugs, greatcoat*, furs, even gealskln*. Ip a ew Imurw box after box wa* filled wflh these treasures, and all tbe boxes 'rere kludly ami gratuitously packed Tor u* by tbe lending upholsterer of tbe town, bis foreman simply remarking to tug In a tone wbleb General Gordon would have enjoyed: “A nice consignment for a lady, sir "

Mrs. T. K. Marcus, Mrs. W. K.-Ura-ham. K. ri. Hale. Mrs. C. V. Mfnner. Wm. T. Tomlinson, Mr*. John Wolfe. Phlladel phis: Miss Olivia Pearce, OguDlz; Wm. K. Uardtner and family, Ocean City;W. K. Wtckershsm. We-t-

O. M-Chambers. Ilelmar; A. K. Fish, OeorgeK Taber. Mrs. George Fleming, Wasbliigtou Kolb, Cafollne Jolinson, Fred. G. Kolb. Wm. J. Murkr, Phlladerphla; Wm. 11. Fish. Caniden: I. 8. Moyer, George Moyer. Munbury; Miss Kathryn rxutluu, Tuckahoe. .Mrs. C. Hayward riebarmerhorn; <' • llrowtt, H. L, Leber, II. K. Itjreli. James Holmes. Jr., W. t '. ’Hu tiler, J-l A. Sharp and wife. C. A. Kliltk ami wife. Phlladerphla; K. 11- Smith and Ife. t'atudeii; Albert Wlllels. A. Wwlets, Florence, S. Joltti Jones . New .York: Samuel Howen. <()raiige Kline, Washlngtom'K I)ub,.|.. erly. F. M. Newcomb. K I* SafinI. Turner. W. A P. Davis and wife, Samuel Young and wife, Joseph KarrUoi John CawthOrne. Miss FlytIt? Kid Mrs. M. E. Frick. Mlm Francis Fric F-P. Stephens and wife. «'. II op A. J. Cleare. Dr.Green, W^-Lly-Mril!, A K. Katun. J. W. Hew. J A. Los atmt.l harlrs A Doe.MIss-Y ilaruin L. Itoden, W. W. rtlbnou. George Weiss, C. W. Maslaud. J ti. laslan Mr. and Mrs. James Franklin. Pm delphla: C. W. VanT4ssell. wife ai son, New York; D. O. Welkins Wm, bury; Mrs, O. C. Grief and itaughti., I). A. Henderson, K S. Wnodwatd. Morris Wood, H. K. Partridge. 1 den; Howard L'tiderdowu and Haddonfield; W. H Kenjatf n, Narbertb; E E. Dyer. Iloxborousli: J L. Kenwortby, Coalesvllle.

pointed as th for Instance, large Inmi-s Matterhorn 1 com'pw's! of

,er. ji

Cause of Twilight Twilight Is a phenomenon caused hr atmospheric refraction. When the sun gets below the horlxon we are not I: mediately plunged Into the dark in's* <•! night. Although' Ihe sun Is below oiir horizon, ray* of solar light nn- loot or refracted by the terrestrial ■ -i ' >-re and •eontlniie to furnish •• slight Ulamlnatlon Tlie prure—• c-nnmn--with diminishing Intensity mull me the refracting power of the 'atmosphere Is on longer able to bend the ray* enough to produce a visible effect Tbe time after sunset that the sun reaches such a position varies with tbe latitude of the place. There Is less twilight at the tropic zone than at Ihe temperate or frigid zone. This Is dne to less time taken by tbe sun'* ray* to pass tbrongb the atmosphere, at the tropic zone the sun'* rays being perpend Icn'ar and at Ihe temperate and 'frigid zones oblique.—New York American.

With a Grain of Salt. Tbe earliest record of tbe saying “wltb a grain of salt" dates back lo the year ta B. C- when the great Pom|>ey entered the palace of Mltbridates and discovered among bis private .paper* tbe description of an antidote against poisons of all sorts, which was composed of pound ed herb*. .These, according fo tbe recipe, were to be't km with a grain of salt. Wl wa* meant *erion<ly or as sarcasm Is not known, but tlleiicefortb it became tlie custom to say tbat doulitfnl preparation* should be taken with a grain of salt. From this Hie meaning got transferred to sayings of donlafnl truth. "Attic salt" was • Greek synonym for wit or penetration, and Hie IJitld word "sal" Dad somewhat of the same -meaning. It Is thus easy lo sc- how tba saying "cum grano sails" could have come to mean tbe necessity of accepting, donbtful or anspiclon* statements "wltb a grain of salt"

Wrestling For R*nL In several cantons of Switzerland the cu-lom prevails of‘bolding wrrs tllng mite he* and other ezblbltions ol physical strength at tbrlr choral, gym nastic tnd rift* festivals Tbe chain plona nklng part In-these athletic sports Jieloug lo tlie roost dlvrrse tauks i the social acale. Thus at a recent fratival at Grencbcp. a little town 11 the cantoh of. Uoleure. a wealth.' property owner and bis ten act. a • .'in -nti-r. strp|ied Into >be are na lo wrestle according to the rules of Um art There were to be four .-outids or “faI a" The stake for each "fair

penter bad thrown hla

I font

accordingly found him. — .j lire In bit whole yeer.

f sulficlentl;

A Henpecked A Lilly. Ho- osirologer could twit see for' tiin far Into Hull future wl ,to be able to scan *o clearly for ol here tb guard him against niaktng a fool ol himself by marrying He caught e ylzen. "of tbe temper of Mara." to ushla own. wonts, and Hie fact that sb< briuight him {5-JO as dowry did not satlon. seeing tbat "sli* and her re|a tlgni cost biiq fl.OUU."

f^atclmdBlal Dyspepxiw "Well Imw do yqo like married lifer’ Inquired tbe. friend.' "Sol at all." replied the man had married money and was snfferinp for It. "I’m a case of iirntrliuonlil pepsla " "Matrimonial dyspepsia?" Tea. Sbe never agrmw wltb abe'a too- rk.li " • Wr

His Deduction. The Ftindny *ehool teacher bad Jnst explained to tbe-juvenlle class tba' first parents were tnnde from dtt* "Now. Etlgar," she wild lo a bright little fellow. 'Van you tell me wb«f Ibr first man wa*?" “Henry Clay." was tbe prompt reply —Chicago New*.

’ As to Truth Tolling. There Is an eastern saying wbleb rut,*: “It Is good lo know tbe truth tnd lo tell It. It may be better, knew Ing tbe iruth to talk of date stoncs."Loiuluu Truth.

REPORT OF THE COIDITIGR First National Bank or OCEAN CITY, ar

Lets! trader note*, I.IJUJJO

I :> ! ' . 1-

THE MATTERHORN.

w It Unfolds. ; •ry few Alplpa. peaks so j Matterhorn. Some-n* | Mont Blanc-nro merely j if frozen snow, but the j quite pointed a'nd tblu. ij

rldgi- formed by a ■

all c

rock c

h- which after going , Incline breaks off

.■Si!

SWT*

SUCb a' l>ejltal I

Hi Tlipcrary couu murder. Tire case

- R. Curtis Robinson . Conveyancing and - ; Insurance Notary Public and Commissioner of Deeds INo'h. '744-4C) Asbury Avenue * *. bCEAN CITY, IN. *i. Money to Loan on Bond and Mortgage

m xx-z-i hi j xii-zi zzxz xixi zrxx i zizz ii-ix zxrx xrz-ri x-xxs x-xr: x

of tl

de-

ho had wlmt they called In medical parlance a "pnper.akuli." ' The case looked dark for the prisoner. however, and tbe jury returned a brought before the eourt for sentence it was not Iced thiit bis lordship had bis

black cap In his tin

“liar

cad like

r

•lack enp v

yibing to say why sen d Lord Vltzglblxin.

.cd for a moment and

your lordship. L have

I. ai*,man?" said Fits-

list was doing In s put away and a

llamand oart^trat** of 4«po»M Ceniasd Cheeks, uu LlsbUltle* other than those shove •tsteh menred tor interAU oo Savtag Aceouat*. \ l.jn

v. sex/rr hanh. cuhirr

■pralhcstlons. etc.. *1 v ■— Heetrlr sod zsaollt

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NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT.

9-S.ai., P.'F,B».

Cape Maj Count} Circuit Court. Hccll A Mart* Co. via AUarhi^aqb

x-ilm-.p. r„ aaoo. Executir's Sale of Keil Estate. t^pr M°«v cnwSi o^ra^tru *iflixporataule *t iwbtle'V*ndra.^" ,ta0 Tuesday, March 5II1, ii)ia, si the hour of 8-o’clock in ifi, lUlcrnoan «■ OramV ‘ MaUbam.OMrawL “ Btcwari All that rensln lot or plcee of lahd •Husl' lylozaad bein* la l!,» <!ly ol urea . Oily Tin lh»<5ouBlrbf Cap* May a ,1 Kl.t- ol Nr» JerRey’.ouinbcrvd wv*n Imndied and IRriilvOv* (rai) la Hvctlca * a'' on plnn ot .lot- 01 t>c*Mj;it^Aj»ocljul-.n.^llo*u,Dlii« w .l^«

THOM AH BAHHKU MATTilHWK. Mary k i'kk-tun matthkwh. , at, p.f. *H.nr rU Mw iS*

Ejes Eiamintii fitlieit Drops

fa , p"“i*5 ,,1 i, .ho

A. W. ELY

prison »

Th* Rainbow. MTicn a ray of sunlight falls on 'a raindrop It Is refracted: their part of the light la reflected from the Internal surface and again refracted on leaving the drop The white sunlight h only refracted when it enters

re. The eye sees bright

•f light for cacti kind of light and sunlight I* made up of different of bomogeneon* light we. get a 1 of circular ares showing tb* ipectrani colors. Hie red being outside

1 nd Hie other colors folloi

•nler 'of dt

kludi

utside

primary rainbow.

J by

light being twice- reflcoled

Hi* raindrops. The less refrangible rays are on the Inner side. Rainbows da# to still more Internal refiectlont are too feeble to be observed. It la possible to get a white rainbow If the sun Is clouded or If there Is ■ mixture of raindrops of very different size*.

r'dls-

Mals Fashions In 1850.

Male fashions of ISSO had oth comforts besides long hair. Trot

were light and buttoned under the foot with 'broad strap*. Every man who, aspired to be well dresoed wore Ms coat so high In ’(be collar that tbe back.of (he hat rested on It This fashion was so prevalent that, according to Sir Algernon West, “every bat bad s crescent of elotb on the'back-of the brim to pp-vent tbe rubbing of tbe beuver or Imitation beaver of which tbe bat was made, for silk hat* were not tbhn Invented." - And from the same authority we learn tbat “opera hats were unknown, and In tbe evening a folding cbnpenu &ras waa always carried under tfie arm. Nobody but an apothecary or a solicitor would have dreamed of leaving bis bat in the ball of tbe honRe where he waa

or dining.'’—London Chronicle.

Pr. Yates' T-outer,. St. Catharine's was the Brat ' bridge college tt> produce a don who dared to stagger humanity by weeping trousers. He was Dr. Lowiber Tate*, "a targe, square roan from Cumberland." muqu'cled of radical opinions, who was master of ,"Cal's" during tbe'closing years of tbe eight cent b century. As Tttcs. when vice chancel-' lor. walked In procession to the onlvcralty church, wearing tronscra Instead "of the orthodox knee brovhea, somebody shoaled from a window; Lowttwr. Yates In paataloonst Tlie profane Impromptu poet waa captured and proved to be Tates' own nephew. "Ga'dzoonar' waa a Cumbrian expletive'With,which Tales was -Westminster Gazette.

Gen,,is

* Horaeshot.

ory-al

These leather t

Arlatnt

* my mother-ln-law'i

FHny

mil*, bnt more

usually worn without extra trimming, the cheapness of that commodity ina'kIng It possible for the, owner of tb* steed to "rein**" him at any time Syatsm .Required.

Clerk—liny 1

funeral. Krai loyer this mustn't occur again. IjisI week your wife died, and now your mother-In-law's going to lie burled. Ton must arrange 111 log* ! alter In your family' and see Ihat they huppou In .tbe boll-l*ys-Ltl-llge Dinner. Comes Naturally. Kicks# — Now we have clilldren taught bow ■Ui play. Backer-Flue! Next we shall have animal trilulng to show lamb* bow to gamboL—New

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