- E. J- HAWK'S COMPLAINT E. J, Hand, real eat ate operator and ow'oaroftha Hann Balldlng, Eighth •ireet au<t Weat avenue. ap|*ere<l be- ' tare lb* City Uon>ml~looer» at tlieir weekly meeting. aod-comp!*1..ed that the tracka of the Weat Jeraey A -Jeaabota Batlrua'd Company near_ lit" vomer sr. eighteen toehWW.ar than £ they abuuld be. water gemrtug on bis pavement and compelling htm tojalsa * hla etdewalk. a matter of _»» <»i«kre dl feet. He a»ked relief from the city offletala. - Director Ftaber. It «'»■ ataterl, had J' made a proposition to Mr. Hann to » give the latter old flagging and aaud H for the Improvement of the walk on (< Eighth etreet and aleo sulllcleiit mate- t rial to raise the etdewalk to grade on C Waal avenue. Mayor Headley told Mr Hann that It would be well for hlui to accept thle c proposition; otherw ise Ihe city would „ pass an ordinance compelling the hn- p provementa at the expeuw of the r Recent real eatate transfer- In Ocean , City recorded In the oltlce of County (' Clerk Hlldreth, aa reported In the Cape May County Oartette, are aa follows: C harles Edward Hchurch et- ux to p James Franklin. Lot 800 feet south j east from -Seventh slreet 50 feet w ide i > and extending to high water line. r> Helen b. Burt et als. to James .< Krankllu. Lot 800 teetaontha esi from j Seventh Street 110 feet wide and extend, p Ing to high water Hue, \ K. Alford Donovan ri ux to. K. J Wayne Evans. Premises on Balleraea road. 00 feet northwest of Ashury road. Mary H. 811m to Allen Corson l-d e 9M, Section * j sine- M. Chester et ux to Harrison r Slid haul. Lot 800x1315. feet on VVrley avenue, 200 feel southwest from > Klfty-tlralktreet. JMrtWre-K. f James M. Cheater et ux Vjlanlel & a Mleelmau. Lot 50x1315 feet on Wesley a aveuue 50 fesi southwest from Fifty- ' slxlli street. Lot 180x1315 feet on > Wesley aveuue, 130 feet aouthwM t from Fifty-alxth street. Lot 150x1816 feet on Wesley avenue 850 feet soutbweet from Fifty sixth street. c Harvey Y. Lake to Beach Vtlfa lm v provemeut Company. 1-ot 1820x85(1 [ feet at Intersaetlon of Forty-second c street and Ceolrsl avenue. , Owen J. McCaori et ux to Holla | Uarretson. 54000 Lot 84x75 feet In , southwest I Hie Moorlyn terrace, • 97 t feet southeast from Ocean aveuue. j John M. Whelan el ux to Daniel H. -| Steelman et ux Lota 144, 849,216.588, | 441, 448, 444, 587. 848. ,729. 742. Ml. 442. | 489, 536, 793 and 794, tiecllou K. c Fred. A, Dudley e« ux to Wll^arn I | Wanton. Lota 280 and 328. Hectlou C ( Ocean. City Gardeus Co. to K. Wayne Kvsna. Lot 822 v [(•action X «■ from Hone IS Ntalh,*tre*u j ranswset Irt'tee BHseo-fooc wide si. between t West sad ttaeeo svsnuss. ISCM C run. | fri.se N initio rounsrotbjarrMs. , K luster mil to Twsul) -Kmrth «"»!-. bit- , (rom Twenty r.iui't. n. Thirty-fourth attests. I KOrtr-Hlxlh to finy-secoml eireels. b>twsen lhe hey sml geaas. Bsellon I. run. rrotn Piny-srronS la Finy-nlslh si rest., between Has Say sad ocean, i ( The campaign for woman's suffrage ■ la Ibl* State, whtuli resulted In a resolution {MMStng both houses some time ■go, has come th naught, aud because uf the sutadltotlon or Ilie word "or" ' for "atid," aa follows: "Every male or female of the United (Males, of lite age of twanly one years, who shall have been a resident of this State one yaer ■hall ha entitled tcFWte." The sobetttutlon of I lie word* make the rssolaltoii Nlewrly unconatltutlonal. In thr opinion •if all the lawyers and Judges, aud the campaign will have to be undertaken allow again. Ordinance No. 89. providing for a bond Issue of not mere than 510,000. was passed on third and final reading by the City Commissioners at their weekly meeting. The bonds are m be of the denomination of 5500. dated April 15, 1918, for twenty years, bear- . Ing Intereat of Ave per cent'., payable seml-anuuslly at the offlcee of the Ueean CKy Title and Trust Company To Improve. Mrerii. At the regular meeting of the City ^ Commissioners, Director Robert Fisher preeanted two resolutions, which were adopted, asking that notlas of Intention to given to Introduce at the meeting of ihe board on April Hi an wrdfnance providing for streets tn various sections of the city WooW aiock on Klihlh Street. Director Robert Ftsher reported at Hie weakly maellug of the City Coro■rtaMeaers dial workmen were gettlmi ready to lay wood block on Eighth ■trust, HieHuUouA Corson Compsny hss this contract Mr. K.«iA also reported that the street work on Aebury avenue Is nearlug completion Firs- Alarm aiuu.l14— Sixth and Pleasure avenue. 17— Eleventh and Hay avenue 18— Fourteenth aud Pleasure avc 42 — MeoooU and Asbnry avenue. 43— Fourth aud Aebury avenue. 45- Eighth aud Asbury avenue. 48— Tenth and Asbury avenue. 49 — -Ht.xlrenih and Asbury avenue. 51-North aud Central aveuue • 57 — KleventTl and Central avenue. 87— Twelfth aud Wesley avenue. 75— Fourth and Ocean avenue. ' P— Hmmlwalk and Moorlyn trimw ' '

' Miss MargsieOIacfarlane. Miss l»s- + bel Macfarlsue. Mrs. Kathtrloe I . f Frelnholfl, James Hume. Fblledeh I J plils; Henry G. Yocnm, Helen c. It YiH-um.Colwyn.Ps. ^ 4'T - John H Graham,' iw'johu, H. j J Graham. Edward A DuMea, George,., Speese, IsiuU A. Wayne and wife. I .f Philadelphia; U. W Daniwhower and t + wife. J. t'. Dsnneliower and wife, Had- J dontfeld. X ^"Madame A'tainl, s. P. Felsberg. J JolHi Wills and wife. F. L. Algie aud wllk W. F. Heck, and wife, James S. Pllllsilelphla; Miss It. M. ( Golf. Mlllvllle; E. M. Sutton, Ocean dty; Harrtetfe K: Creese, Ca|ie May f| House, N. J. „ ATOLRN. |l Mrs. L V. Haussen,. Miss (Isrtruda ,, Haussen, t.eorge Fenstkrmscher auit wife, C.B. Hmylli, Phllailelphts; John ^ E. Phillips, Mrs. Thomas Conper Mr- „ Cshsn. Overbrook, Pa.: Mrs. William (l H. I«oug,"Kaal OraiiUL N. J.; Culemau .. F. Corson, lAstls H- Champhin. t'spe fl May Court House. N. J.: L. A. (loll r aiid wife. Nest D.doD, Rath I. Ooff, li Camden, N. J. ' I1 KATHLtl ' Catharine Wlldman, Mrs. M. L. '0 Burgess, Howanl J. Webster. Mrs. , Jsines Christie, Pbllsdelphla; F>t her , L. Wijdnisn, H. Mary Uood, George * Bchool, Pa.; Horace Lincoln Jacobs, t Allonjia, Pa : Mrs. I^wla L. Kevanaon, MuMUii'illr, N. J . Joseph Hwalu, 1 Huarthmore. Pa.; Mrs. David Hmlth, r It. Smith. Kdgrwater Park, J N.'Jl; A. J. Christie. Cynwyd, Pa. , H. K BonKhur and w ife. Miss Msr- , garel Bonschur, Irwtu L. Jacnby and s wife, Miss Edna Brlce, Mrs. Marge- t reus Brlce. Carlton C. Brlce. Miss I Anne I). Loiij, .Mis* Nettle Sctwifleld, « Miss Carrie Spaeter, Mrs. William P. ' Frederick. Phlladelphls: Clarence 8111 J and wife. I.ausdow ue: H. K. Partridge ( and wife. Camden; c. E. Calv^j and , wife, Mm. W. J. McWblnney, Master i Mlsa McWhinney. Mas. | Ranincl Miss Ramuel. Toronto. < niacAVHi. . . J \V. (J. Manning, Eugene C. Bonnewell auil wife, (Jliarles A. DuBosq aud , wife, Mrs. Mary A. Peacock. Clayton , L. Hagy and wife, Jaiues Franklin, t W. W.Tyera and wife, John U. Roth- < ermel. W. M. Bfllwell, Mm. Chas. A < Doe. C. A Llljle, Philadelphia; C. W. ' H Blood, Bostou; V. W. Bird, Treu- ' Mrs. lloy E. Smith, Lancaster. L. Slgmuud, Lsnsduwiie; E H ( Tavlur, Wilmington; J. M. Ross, Sea , City; Edwin C. Hall. Camden; E | F. Weaver, HarrUburg; W. W. Uilms. i Oak Lane; Robert Fisher. Ocean City: I P. Wall, wife and sou. Haltlmore: ' B. Arfketi, Jersey City. 1 A mnriiim. Jl 1st A. Holt. Miss SteHa King, Mrs. Joliu D. Adair. Mrs Thomas P. Harris, j M. A. Meyer, H.*V. MeCullough, wife i aud daughter, William H. Vender- . he'Cbeu, Mrs. William A. Parke. E I It. Hunt and wife. F. H. Brown. Charles T. Smith. O. W. Preaeell and 1 wife, F. Bchlllluger, George B Supple*. ' Mrs A. R.T. Buppjee, F. J Mitchell and family. Joeephltie Helen Mitchell. \ Ida V. jBrown, Jeau Macklui, Phils- , deiphia; Mary Hall Carson; MhaMary , Dcnuey, Miss Helen Corke, Jenklii . ■ town; Mrs. J. A. Bell. F. J Kerrigan. 1 ; New York City: Mrs. J M. Haxard. | Hwarthmore, Pa.; K. ». Woodward, i Camden, N. J. fc. - 1 I Algal papers of all descriptions, Including wills, are carefully drawn by K. Curtta Robinson at 4>ls ofHce. 744 Asbnry avenue, Ocean City, N.J. adv. " " Butter on His PiA * > Mr UacNausbn.il, lullUmalre lumber ' bud Just been bsuded Idui wllb a , "DoesuT It luck big enougbT* asked . ttc iiisu who had made out tbe check. " "Oh. lt'e tdg euinigh," said MacNaughtuu, "bat Utere s nothing looks very big these days I'm minded of 1 the 8rst days 1 stent In this country— ' no matter bow many years ago— that r was when money looked 'big to u. i "When J to ii (ted I went with a friend that bad been over here six months to the house where he boarded and lodged, and well." too. for a sum that ajipeura rtflece'lou* to me now, aa I look back to It. "When we were In the midst o' the ' dinner that was my Bret meal Sandy ' MecLaughlln i-iit ids "mouth close to 1 ■"Put bulicr mi your |ilc. Angus. Three Uollnre n week Is nac Joke.' F "An' I can tt-U ye I pat a good bit t owf— Tonlh'. Coimwiilnn. A>t*ture Studsn.. . "In srlUiiif coffee." sa#d .4 «1>ll known coffee broker /TP rl'.'lr. ''-yon I' should exercise t tie an me keen dtacre t Uou wide h the druggist showed. J on In years, entered a dAiggUt'a and " "Have you got any crenma for re r " 'Restoring, mlas? Yon mean pre- ' serving:' anfd the druggist heartily. I" And he tlH-n sold ttie woman 517 ' worth of complexion creams."— Wash \ Tha Ottsr't Wandsrluat f Of\sH Hi- Is-iiafs In the world, tin I, ""'fl thai hen* mitlnw. is the greiile-: wsnilervr It I, a, |( hF fhlth-ti d ' "ill L U ' "f"* " " '"rhl'1'i llllU Three days will -.-C rte end ufbhTtong be'eovers in ,r fcrliilRliI would a-. Sssisd sod Standing- ' Phy«lcin|T" i nftcr ttie eXnmlnstloni Tonr sllmetu Is of tomt stnndlng. P* Rent (rheertWIIyi— Thin H a couvnlcs c!n". Is-ycb-: rt| laeht dm-itwr t'wlui to low lit 11 IC III.. I same ailment wor ftll Oood"Dcn't vail h-.i e rly |M-Ilrrc there la didn't know vm. bad. bavco't youT- ' Chtcsgu Haeord-IIarnld. Whin t rhe a ht.^lls im'l want to, but be. nil - I'm afra'd of : -what lbs waller 'II tkiuk.-Mr. Urn ley.

- = |T he American | ; \ ■ '••"u . !? ; i >t lliti Not "Plca» French X j; j-| Duelists . ;j; a ij; By Oeorjje C. Conant :|: , More Hum half a century "Jin c *-.r e-ts- iullj 'a ce paid for In 4 line, it ho an bserl last cm h for a am.- '-. \ k't or Hie st«-k. c /eke T"nltle.ra Kentucky fanm-t - f returned from Hie war tielivA-n | ■ be United fttates anil Mexico. Where | be bad served as . volunteer In ritle ■ ruriai . oio|-~ed chiefly of hunters, to ■ a rallnwd pbdisled that was m ■ run close to" Ids f .fiber's farm, '/.ek.much h.lereelrd In the p.»- t |..sed road, which would enable Ills fa- • us llllllw--ll.cn.. ^ The young man < he cimlneere. f-r Ihe purpose |--i J Soiidlng Hi* fanners to autnu-rtlH. f-.r c He met Willi remarkable- success, J wns owing to ■ natural gift -be -; possessed for demonstrating the ndvsi. t that the railroad would bring to 1 tbe farmer rather than to any es|»rla. willingness on Ids' part to take tile money out of Hie woolen stocking hi « track had bei-n laid to warrant ■ inort 1 gage Hues- Inter. -sled began to look J In. ut for funds to I* obtained In Ibis At ttwt time 7 per eent was the J prevailing rate of Interest In America which was nmeh higher than that pal.l ] 1 abroad. It was iberefnre deehled to j Europe. When tt.e dlrcclont enrne I oustrnle Ihe enterprise to foreigners I they nsturnlly pitched U|«in Zeke Tut- 1 tie for tbe purpose. Zeke accepted the, Work offered- lie ' to res-elre hla expenses and a 1 commission -mid. tusking tbe Journey I New York by stagecoach, cinsl and 1 other primitive nirtlioda of conveys n -.- CToaaed the is-ean In ■ sailing vessel 1 and one day appeared In Paris Willi Ul< charts and printed Information Milting : ' forth tbe advantages of his rsllroaiL ' He found certslu bankers who were < favorably Impressed with his srgii' 1 mente that ttmy consented to offer hh to lhe public line day While < . they were making their preparations ' : to open the subscription liooka a un.n ' : called on .Mr. Tultie and solicited an 1 advertisement of tbe aale for his |ia|s-r. 1 tbe Courier den Tuttle declined - The next morning an article appeared - the Courier ih-s warning persons • not to subscribe for the bonds of the ■ American railway since Ihe rood had 1 fnless this srticle were retracted by | the urwapaper that pitbllsbrd It Tnttle'a srheme for placing hie bonds : would tie a failure. He called at once at the olBre of Ihe Courier dei - — and - asked to see the manager. Tattle was ' a long, gaunt, rwwboned American of ' the backwissb. type, dressed tn store clothes lie hnd tsmght for the occasion . The ummiger woe a cucfoUy dre--d Frenrhman (if aristocratic mien. An Inlerprelcr was railed, and Zeke' en trred a protest against what bs called blackmail. Tbe manager said sonic thing In French to the Interpreter, win. asked Tultie to follow him and lis! him to the office of an elegantly dresI ed man who ut In a luxurious chair . reading out of Alexandre Dumas' nor . sis. Tbe Interpreter said something In French to Ibis gentleman, then said to Zeke: S "This Is M. CavllUc. xe Settling edl " tor of our Journal. Yon having In 1 suited us by accusing us of levying blackmail upon you, I have been Instructed to brtug yon here xat yoa may ~ repeat your rbsrge If you so cboos* to J "I don't talk any French." replied tbe westerner "hut that's whst we call ' such . rascally pro- -reding* In phrr American," The reply was transmitted to M. Ca a vlllar. win. gave the following rejobi J der to Mi. frtt "This journal, like others, la liable to J print soiuelhlug that wilt displease isime one. For the purpose of satisfying such or defending Its honor ■ gen- * Ill-man Is appointed to receive and give ' challenge to and from thoa* who arc ° offended or offend. Since yod have applied an offensive epithet to what lias ' been "aid 111 the columns of this |>ii|«or 51. Carlilac Iwgs that y-ra will do blm 1 the honor of giving hhn satisfaction In mortal combat." , "Well. I'll tie Jlnged:" was Tattle's n exclamation "I'm goldurued If 1 „ haven't a mind to oatbify tdm by , slapping his Jaw." "Zat would tie out of onier," said j O tbe Inlerproter. "He la armed and j would -In sit you." For a moment Turtle waa thrown, a. | , to syoxk, osi- Ilia L-ani ends, but he, "What kind of a n.ifrtal combat Is It! Bowie knives 7" - "What von .-all xat? It la not knowr 1 , In Parts lint I have to Inform yon monsieur, ant sln.-e yon ire xe ob.il : lenae.1 parte you have xe choice of j ■weapons. M CavllUc docs not cars 1( whether von cbsswe xe awofd or xe pt^ ( »: tot. Re Is equally famllUr with both weapon*." "Beckon he Is." replied Turtle, "it (l Ua't likely that (he paper would give . such a Job to a man who didn't know , "Monsieur Is quite right. Upon In j „ Qfitry to- will team that M. Cavil lac la I one of tlie best swordsmen and allots not only in Psrle. b« In Europe." "You've got everything fixed to bleed any one you-rboose. haven't your j . TJw-tarerpfeter pretended not to hear -S this. M. Csv II lac sssumed a bored look \ and returned to hU novel. Tu»41e's I ur nuirtUI spirit, tbst had been eultlvnt.-l I daring the war with Mexico, waa slow j ly looming op In hts bosom. He re meaibcrcl how the cortw of "squlrn-l hunter-." as they werrecalled, to which he had belonged were relied U|«on by ^ General Taylor lo pick off .the Mexican _ | leaders and how tliey scconipllslied | j t heir tssk. The likssi wsa slowly | mouutl.iK.io the American's cheeks, and n 1 11 r» *"• lighting op'bls eye. , "Now . see hese.' .he sold.' brlngtug 0f bis flat down on Ilie table. "This yere _-j thing has got lo atop. If any more of ' »1 appears ta your papar J'U l«k* car. '

I or.fffapt ,x-.| mi,- - ,«j ,n,b~| ' ' lurier. lewvlng , p [ the tntertFter ■ •' j 1 1 aak.il Turtle | b ; -^l.e a .h-msMsl franc adver-tiaenu-nl." b "We don't do rn-'h things lu Am-r I u . "Too* Athertcnna bate twit yet I-amcd * the way strain- are arranged In older | f countries " .' f, "Hold (ill a few dnys Don't do. „ anyibln* till I lit yon know." . The manager of Hie Courier, not lis. , Ing revived a reply to bis flglulm: g "a good cbauce to clinch mattera, sent -|, a message to, Turtle stating that If lo- ' t| did not send ■ written ap-dogv I-' printed In the Journal he, w-.tdd piih - n at. artl- le showing-how. fiWvW - , Ing protected the Kr/di"h. public fr-iM»d-.g an American sw-ln-llk Ihjrbsd !-<--» ; , anbject to Insult iiir-l s "dehwiiU (-r ! f satisfaction lia.l Iss^jp-nubeeded. [ p 1 Then die «at down at a desk and In a the following epistle: t cbsllei.sp of your llgbrtna^sdUor^ ^ u.I'"l 'alvs your J**"!"* *.1110^.0500-. be- f] Tb*1 Aral plan "j '| l.ax. yards. c There Is no record as to ttie reccp " Hon of this note hi the Courier office No reply was made for some tlu.e | When It cs me It expressed surprise ; ( that itr. Tuttle should suppose «> : ■ ( attbaf of su-h barbarous plans nn>-: v had proposed would tie acceptable llFti clvlllted oouotry Ilka France. Wouldu't j t Ue accejited by ■ gentleman? To tl.lTuttle wrote that the only other ptan thai he (Tuttlel approvedyof waa "oler ^ a baudker. hicf." .which /meant tlrni f two second a held a iiiuukgrchlef Is- ( n the disputants, who foligbt wllb pistols as near together aa thkt would | allow. His opponents were gnllberty to rhbhaw-tliat method If tbtt llfceil In f preference to tbe two othe^ he had named, lait for hia part he thought the distance between tbe parties waa mighty small. itr. Turtle waited patiently for u 1 further reply. !t did not come, but 1 Ihe urxt day a gentleman called on the < , American, who Introduced liluiM-lf as I M. Dunioul. a member of a Carls cluli ' to which all disputed points or the I code duello were referred. He had 1 , called to nasiire M. Tuttle that his 1 plana of. Itghling hart licen referred i-i I , ■ commute* of which be l)ad the hom-r I to be chairman and that the committee 1 bad decided thai M. Cavlllac wak uol ' bound to tight on those terms This I I Waa communicated In bod English. 1 , "Look here, monsieur." said Turtle. ' . "I didn't aak M. Cavlllac to light: lie i I asked roe. But sine* I'm lp -fur i his ' yer# muss I'm gplug through with It. 1 You go roll hlui that If be don't accept one or t'other of the two plana fust . offered before sundowu I'll -withdraw . 'em and Insist on a tight "over a band i I kerchief.' " "Mon I lieu." exclaimed the French f man. "Americans are like xe wild men * d'Afrlquel" So Indignant waa he that he forgot lo 1 bow blmseif out. Tuttle, who novf i gave up all expectation of tha lighting editor meeting him on bis own terms. I notlffed tils bankers to proceed -wlili tbelr preparations for placing' hl« . bonds. ! The n*xJ moye on the part of the | Courier- party ' -vas to send an Invltnr Hon lo Mr. TSIrtle to a take place In (he editor's office. I'iioii . the American's arrival he was inform . e,l that they had been uilstakeu aa tn the Investment he was about to offer, and If he would withdraw tbe charge of black mall he hart made they would publish sn article alatlug Hint flnnn rlers had pronounced his bonds a good r Investment and the probabilities were that tbe lidin would be largely overaabscrltHil. e Thta ended lhe matter. Tha Courier li approved of the loan. Tnttle of Ids r own accord gave them an ad., and the bonds were all taken. Ttittle went i bark with a couple of hundred Ui- si i nand dollar* Pommlaalon and became* gamoue-iallmad-tmnK 0 Almost a Tragady. c "It wns a lovely night. The stirs the dogs were howling, and the cats * were holding forth tn chorna. I was ' strolling along tbe track when aud *' deoly 1 saw a tieam lying across thr * rails 1 looked st It. bnt. much aa 1 , r wished, I hadn't the power to move " I was Inn tremble. 1 dl.l not .know baard,thc rumble ami r.uir and rattle ' * of a coming express Nearer and near er It nut. 1 .wider and touder jree •r tha noise. What was 1 to do? I was powerless. And then lhe angina leaped ' : at the honm-nnd passed on unacalhed. It waa— It waa a luonnbeamT'-Loudon ^ I Aaawrrs. ie j Firs In Wadding Cs'sbrstisns. I In some countries firs Is sn essential ? In connection with wedding celsbrs ( j Hons. For example, In l'ersta," smo, It r 1 tho Zoroastrlans. the ritual la road In i' tbe front of a Are. In Nicaragua the 1 priest, taking the contracting parlies '* by ttie little linger, leads them to an v apartment where a fire Is lighted nn.1 ' there Instructs the bride In her dntln, J extinguishing the 8re by way of conj clnslou In Japan tbe woman kindles I, ' a torch, aud the bridegroom lights one I from It. tbe playthings of tbe bride being burned on tho spot. r* Whistlsris Idee sf Hands ^ | Whistler, tbs artist, said: "1 always g ass Irish models for bsods, with their i long, slender lingers nod delightful ar j ' Hculstlons. the' most besutlful ba.olx i In ttie world. I think Irisb eyea are r also tbe meet beautiful. American L ! girls' hands come next. English glrla" " have red. coaree bands, tbe German -I I girl baa broad. Bat bands, and tbe 1 Spanish band la full of b)g vetua.'' Up U Him. "What would you do, Freuletn Irma. tf I were suddenly to give yon a hug . and a Mm 7" .1 "Oh. I don't know. I'm sunt I've y never been asked. • What would yon id adtt»e lur to do?"- Fllegcnd* Blatter. - I Figures of gpssch.j ' TTbai mm. bad .to anajlow hlr ^ I choking .,7bTa,:cTU"lUWhyb" U

SAVED THE" SCENE. « Prsasncs al Mind When the J Stags Ocean Breks'Lasss. , •Techier on, e staged a melodrtpih." 1 ] said a tbet.lrt.-al man. "m whkh^ih- , grand fralt.re was a ship In a aloru. , at sCa. The aca waa a vast ex|smsof green bnlte with a runway In th- , mld«t. Invisll.le to the- amlleuc- | through which the gallant vessel wn« , to carccn. The alorm waa produ-.-.l ( a lot of boys under the balre. » h-.- 1 , agitated It by Bopping their arms ami ( vigorously. In tbe mld-t ; furious upheaving while thr ■ from the briny deep umt HiSdfy'fla. k '■< M.c - cue-, thesh^i ".inrj cn pin in -iiimllfig in |"Oiy the 1-,,1- yl lirst nlghl.^wfien the ; reM^oMV-.-'-a--. one pf j suddenly a |s-i-plring. itw lldered IfiM j Srtowl up In Hid mldsf --fifth- green re-, wSvck. Of course all the chnnces w-rc the everlasting ruination of rtro, atni the situation Fe-'hter tm.k It In | him - I ^ ^ swooping dotvp. he graldsil Ihe as- j tonlili.-l l-'.v and Bragged blm *Im«i. -I ; -Chicago Post. "Ths lows hichsl.su Dssignsd. Bcldom has n town Is-eu more wholly expression of It- founder's wilti!«a In' Hie' "mr'ner of'* Tour" I no and roitou. Il t« IH-c some old Greek colony. The afreets are cut at right angles. The towers. Ihe church, the ! private huu-es. arc all >v""nUwfu^ ey|.Tbey were all hull! at the .same time ' accordance will, the cunllnal's plan j to form a city l.y the Hi He chateau rwhU-h is si.pisiscd lo hare tx-cn the ! M-eue or his Dlrtl. lit 15&, Whether I Ilus Is- so or not I for another tradition i pln-ea bis birth at Parts,, lttcbelleu was the place Ilie cardinal loved and si rose lo dignify by foiindlug i nevr He approved tbe -plans .of a square walled, ^tfrwltb «lx gates, gave exemption from I efw.ro Ihoee Inhabitants who built the first 'hundred houses and l.ullt for himself outside a marvelous chateau, nulling tile state of the king, which haa^JjAe been dm Prsespts and (Jra^ticss. A' mother had Impressed, upon the ml, id of her little boy the .Imimrtnnve of keeping the janniuf udn.cius One fniin II tsiskrt where he could do so without being detected. He had not. - mind. " l'hoii shall not steal." .Ills conw-leiH-e was troubled. He' tbought would enrry It back at ones, but then It wns so nice.' He. however, de- 1 elded at last to be honest, with the, command ami not to steal. So be re j turned l» ami went away, If not with the orange, with what "was better, a dear conscience. When hla mother asked hlui If be. hnxl Isi-p a good boy told: "I don't know; pretty' good. I guess menu, bill I guess I cracked una uf tbeiu. ^Alock' s Monthly. * Humbls Pis. sphere Is a queer twist of language In the phrase "I., cut bumble pie." The , word "bumble" la a connplcd form of tbe original "nmuhle." wbh-b la an inedible part or ihe earenaa of a deer and would make very poor |4e. The words "humble pic" have the same original meaning - aa "to eat crow," a phrase common In political life. "There la.nn . enforced' humility In this proceOranffj the change from "numtde" Ip "humble" , tntrodnccd a thought which harmonised with Ilie Idea sought to be expressed. The Inst form of the phrase has entirely supplanted the original. Landlord and Tsnanta. Visitor tat poortmnse) — Where did that tine looking pauper come tVofli? Buperinteudent— Tbe clly. He own» thr St. Fashion Buts. "Uj goodness! Why Is ha berer' "He charges such high rents thai j they have l-eij ampt- since the second ' year." "Huml He •-en.a to be on familiar 1 footing w ith a geod mnny of the other paupers." . ■ . - -"Yes. ihejTira rfle |*ople who werv bis tenants tbe first year" -Buffalo News _ ' Hi. Polies Espsrisncs. , " "This Isn't the Brat iluie that yoi - j lice?" sold the lawyft sternly to- tbi i- 'Witness I j "No. sir." wns the reply. • ; "What, may I ask, waa the result \ of "your former eucounier:" ' | "1 awoke him. . He bad gone li sleep ou hla lx-at."— London Ma|l. «| wool Varl^tioo. 1 There- are a great many varieties of • wool, due to ttie crossbreeding of thr > ahcep, Hie . Iliuate In which they air \ rear.il lu different parts of the world, the ontiiral surroniidlngs 'and the soil Thua each kind of wool has Its Indl" vldnal uame which It takes from Hie J breed of sheep or the Iwal/ty where [j 1 tliey are ratsc.1 * Old Flniiiu icr Young num. you imisi a Ismsi. a.. I .-.in sec for myself? 'Dc e trod Free Pres.

SaekV"* St-sVt, Oublin. ( e; Dublin Is ohc or ttJW finrei cities I" M the British Vtre Vd »• P»Mle i ; buildings afih »X".,d to none^ 1«S very dlfferet.t ri-Xha v united In "VB . praise. Golds In SThflT^ald thsT ■ ' Phoenix park wax the mosi tieaottfu! 9 of all ihe park* he had seen, and if - Grevlllr even- more enlhuslastio, g , wrote: "I ail. greatly "trn-'k by t»s g i fineness ..f Hie town ofHlghlln qflB of g ; public I.ulldlnrs r-peclnTTyT Dublla ft j la. for li- -Ire. a finer city than-wra W den. Slid I fhl nk they beat us hollow h j In their public building*. We "have no j* such square a. Merrton square' not S aiich s -1 111-1 as QackvIHe slreet. g J Sola In a "Ifells of Shsndon" vein ro „ viewed :rtl the great streets be had 3 promeiia3.1t from tho Norsk! prospe-,1 g to Plroadtlty Of I hem all be eaye by m ; far II C ffuesr I- Sackeltle street. Dub- g , Hn. a. It stretches from the river Uffr, M to ihe'rotunda and Its gnnlcna. . " Nationality of Elsetrle Tsrmt. « The nationality of the various onlti ^ of ine.isurcu.enta of electric cnrreni Is g j given In the S<'lent Wc American. The A , ampere, w hich 4s ihe unit of volume. IfJ I Is French, taken from the nyine of," Aii.i.'C Mai le Anqwre. who founded the ti -j science of elc-irV dynamics. The volt. — I whl-'h Is flic ...ill of Ihe pressure which -g...e* the . ilrrent to tl'-w. is Irnli ... I and the prod, of fl v am ' j Per-'. Is •I'ngiDH. The- ohm. wl.l.'h I-teri-lh-alll l Vr-y- >k I , llt.lt SI H.-g | the hl-iiry . w >h h I* ll.c unit of self Its - J duct Ion. ( Fsmoo* Old Colonist CborcK ^ ' the fl in-it --lMir.lt .siinci- lu I In- 1 .Hired ! Stales and lb- very f-w rnHroly J tow-raTVrTs'r"hc'i'^fr). Itjiow ! SK Work on li'wns. le-g-ln l in 1752. I- Ike alnnrei all the colon. al . Church.-,. -15- one -dtcr, Hi vlcl- 4 iiudit* r during (he Itcviuii -nary war. lis re,- , tor- IVJIS n Tory nod was com|i-llc.l lo J suinc'ivh-.t , h.roii-' --"lidlti.-n. Mntcrlalr |y It suff.-r.il lhrou -1, Hie loss iff It* , lend.-, . n. -f. v hi. I. ul" r.-.n-.ved to furg Foflarty'x Rstart. ^ _ ager of a >qiu|-uiiy In which he w.i- - member The criticism wns (hat In ! was not thing Ifls liesl, and the'ing-. meni Irel up lo this t-llninx: "Well. Uin the manager- of tie ' tronp" * Jfffcsrly - Anybody cofftd tell that I- * Skull -Phi. I'.mto' LUCl' D°0! , | . !( ■ I It '* , r',! "I cnn oi.lv loll yon that I wish I *■ bad ,. is-ltcr.,- like his. i hut's all." - J Fl legend.- HI., Iter. ^ *r to Iw an excellent thing. . Instead of ,y, lifting ...It ll»- clot Ilea after boiling " them o|s-u.l1ic fau.-ct null let the boil Ing' suds die in- lui o *n tub or pall. The f clothes uiay be more cosily removed to the rinsing tub nficr ll.c Is.lllng water be able I" III a faucet to a Imllri- at In - ' " ^ JOHN E. TOWNSEND "J Electrical Contractor II37 Asbury Ave. ve Ocean City "New Jersey psoras • Popular hi Three-Day Tours April 3, 17, nd Hi) I tad IS. 1913 $11.05 FROM OCEAN CITY "! ! lMlodins hot.! secooimodstiana ud Mceturv id .ixus, UsdRyPstMsul Ksccrt. ,,, j SttUMg ffhStotSkta. Ft *" B'"*J f yiiismtiij jrl The Pontiere , BOOT « SHOE ,,,| REPAIRING ..j SHOP • REPAIRING NEATLY DONE b. 914.418 Asbury Ave.. Ocean City, N. J oi- ABBOTTS' •; Alderney Dairies j (Ssccasssrtg^S. Cbnwp(oni Seventh St. and West Aye. i"i Ocean City, N. J. j-Cholca Dnlry,PrnductN Jl' j Butter and ligga | Ask for Booklet of Specialties I Orders Delivered Moth Phnile. I g ft 4 y

KKAI. KNTATK AHEVM, !| ' WM. LAKE, C. E„ Real Es*ate Agent. "'"'li: """"" H. CORSOH ' Real Estate Agent , "No. 721 Asburt) Aoenue, Ocean Cihi, J.

R. Curtis Robinson I; „ . I ' , ; ' | a Conveyancing; and Insurance ' Notary Public and Commissioner of Deoda Nos.-744.46 Asbury Avertue . \ OCEAN CITY, N. J. rt * Money to Loan on Bond and Mortm* 1 «' "xs-n x x x-x xx x-x x x-x-r-x x-x-x i x x-x-x xx-x-x-x x-x-x-xx x-x-x-xx-xx-x xx®x x-xxx . : - ' ■ ^ i

( " NffK'OU are almost out of Bill {Heads and Letter Heads. This is just \ the time to have your stock replenished, o Do it now! Don't wait until May, or | June, when there may be an unavoid- « J . able delay in getting the work done. I — i THE Sentinel Printing R HOUSE : has a reputation; established V^ars aS°» of doing only high-Class job printing of N all kinds at r asonable rates and with i the greatest satisfaction to the patron. I Call at the office or telephone your order. .Sentinel Printing N house 744-46 ASBURY AVENUE , , OCEAN CITY NEW JERSEY ■

'• \ »• , ; The Ideal Summer Resort ' OCEAN CITY, N. J. BATHIN6 SAFE AND UNSURPASSED FINEST BEACH ON THE COAST THE HOME OF THE FAMILY MAN tr Spacious Boardwalk. Free Band Conc^fts During I5>eason. Great Fishing in Ocean and Bay. The D-flight of-thc Yethtsuiair. Numerous ^Trains to , and from Philadelphia on Three Railways ) Within easy access of Atlantic City and Z other well-known resorts \ MANY CHURCHES NO SALOON8

The Human Element a s in Telephone 5; Operating S| Th* aim of lb* Bell Syrtem it to render a !9 Si »''«Phone service a. near perfection y, human j§ Sj tktU can make it. ;; [ — Sj . But "fcrtnes*, vigilance and the greatest pre- ja |j caution* against mirtake. can make no organig,- » j tion absolutely "error-proof." Service chftcnl- ja* :: ties do arise — though the average i* imall 1.7 to " ! every 100 call*. i; [. Sometime* the cause* of difficultiai are he- jf jj yond our control; and lometimea there are jw' Isj :i; -j human error* which no amount of luperviaio- /S prevent. sS — . * j ' S| But we w""t to know abo- 4 and Sf || and wf will bend every offo- - ;j prevent their recurrent* to fk. ». . » • CwtW » | J; Report •*_. . 9 sysTP^JI ■■ I