"COUNTY FAIR" AT YACHT CLUB THE MARVEL OF ALL " ' . \ • ' " . %»- ' ii W' »>

More and Better Freaks Been Than at Any Similar j Brent Here. Tba "rtnuniy Fair" glvVp by ihe Ocean C'Ky Yarhl t.lub at Ibshendaoma home In Ihe north section nf t^ilraaort Friday evening was not only I moat unique, but highly miwlul In > every way. It trae a genuine "county fair." all right, and 11 la to be regretted that Ihe manager* of the Mnnnl Holly and Allaniown 'faira ware not on lianil to i gal eome real pointer*. f Vlea Commodore "Charley" Outnfu 1 and bl* Corp* nf skilled aasl.tant. had the proper "dope" and tbey worked II. i Ureal credit la doa Mr. Curran and • tboae who donated all of Friday to • arranging the attraction*. Theee ■ gaatlamen vera- Ralph Pulman, John 1 Kit*, 8. 8. Mchumo, Harold Pari". • rt parts Frllr, V. J. Coram, Jr., A. K. ' Oroell and Win. H. Hanaaey. Mr*. William K. Hexamer. Sir*. C J. Curran and Mia* Jane K. Curran alao gave valuable aid Tb* aid* abowa were the real thing and Ibe performance* of the freak" and otbera made everybody laugh The Turklah harem waa u feature that mad* a atrong appeal lo all Ttioaa who aaauined lb* varloo- ' rliaractara were no well made up that ' they wereaoarcely recognized, and they ' all did good work. loo. Jacob Kelawaoger. aa the giant, and 1 Frank 8chwab. aa the dw arf, .bowed a ' wonderful rantraat. and the barker, William Tluker. had no difficulty In 1 drawing a crowd ol admirer*. Harold Parta, at Annelta Kellerman, "the Diving Venue," lu a real glaaa Unk, looked the part. Commodore ' Hexamer waa the barker, and be mane a llrat claaa otie. The 8lamta Twin* war* wonder*. ' They were managed by Waller I). 1 Boo mil. Cbarlee J. Curran, Jr., aa lb* Hindoo ' anake charmer, tilled Ida part moat acceptably. He mad* up aa a wonderfully good looking girl. Wdllam H. ' Heuazey waa tb* barker. The Sultan or the TBtklah harem ' Waa Arthur Uredu, and you couldn't beat him. Tb* bait a: wta dacldtdly ' raaJ loo* lug and occupied Ihe alege of 1 the ball. The "lad Ma or Ihe harem" war* Ueorge A. Hoggin., Win. Wolf, ' Norman Fort and John Fit*. . 1 K. J. Hann, aa Hannah, Ilia tiy p«y focUnie-tellar, .bowed that be had 1 made a atudy of palmistry and aiartled ' MM of tboae wha paid him a vlall. j Chart** 8. Wood waa Ih* barker. "I.lllle, th* Baardad l.ady," wa> a scream, aa depleted by J. Harry Bow. ' era. The barker here we* Ueorge F. ' Flah. Harry Kllla waa th* "Uyp Diamond ' Merchant," and ba waa flu*. He waa c aaalalad by Mr*. C. J. Curran. J The ringing cane* were lu charge of J Thomaa Boon. 1 Tb* "Kounly Kort" waa a peach. J C, H. Whit* waa tb* Judge and A. H. ' Cummlna the policeman. Lotaoffuu " war poked at "Bert," who err**led eomebody every few mluulea. Judge ' While flued on* unfortunate IS cent* and eantencad blm to aarre eleven 1 year* In tb* Oeaan City jail. " Tb* high hat and baeeball game was ® a euccaaerui novelty, John K Wick * waa th* manager, a.-i.led by Werner 1 Kelawaoger. ' Alfred M. Uray, Ueorge B. 8mlihr- 0 man and Tboma* Patton, aatbeclowu" and AHi-aaakara, kept the crowd In an : uproar. Ureal exrltamaui w»* created by the f antic* nf lb* "Wild Mao of Borneo." 1 who waa managed by Wm. E. Hex- J Victor I, Humbracht showed extraordinary abilities aa an aurllourer and 11 waa dacldadiy on the Job. ' "Clint" Breakley managed au al- '' moat unmanageable *!e*d In the way " of a etrlklug machine, and be lied con- " aid arable fun with eome heavy hitler. " C\ K. Patterson, Span* Frtti; and A " F. Oroell looked trier varloua game. 11 and worked hard. " Tb* following ladlo* aeal.ted In diepoalng of popcorn, candy, peauuta, *c-> and were dreaaed aa couulry mania. MA Wm. H. Hexamer. Mr. . Charla* W. Ulaaer, Mre D. H. Pari., " Mr*. Cbariaa 8. Wood, Mr.; J Harvey Bnwere. Mrs. Joaapb L. 8cbmlU, Mr. , Arthur U.Brado, Mrs. Kldauauer. Mre. ,, M. Pen Held, Mre. Harry T. Kill, and J Mia* Anna O. Creth. , Kobart MeKaown waa a hard .. worker ai lb* baaaball game, aa wa. ' Kalpb Pulman at the camly baaaar. I ., Annette Kaliarmau, ihe diving L, Venua,,r*m*lned under the water for',, sixteen jfi In nup at every performance |BI She wa* lbs m oar-perfectly formeil , woman In tb* whole world, II wa- declared, and abe would dive 72 feet !!' upon requeafc "Tbe Bearded Lady" wa* positively !" aloue id her elaae— a sioo.ooft.odo altraction. "See her and lose your heart, „ and a* tb* manager for a lack," were th# suggestion, made. ine suggestion, made.

Tb# "Hindoo Snake Charmer" ale •ham alive and wKboul salt, II wa. ' atatad by his barker, who urged Ibe aeowd la "aa* tbe bahy anake. the only ! oueever born In Uceao Cliy In cap tlvlly." Of lb* "Slamaae Twlua" It was mid ' that "united they Maud, divided lliev bawl," and "thai they were never ' knowu lo drink separately." ' "The "Kounly Kort" gave ju.llce lo j all and favors lo none." and Hie Judge Mprceaad II as bla own view that the wicked Ho* when no man pur-uelh. C Of Hanua. tb* "Uypay Queen." It ' waa a# id that abe never told a lie. "She * reads yonr palm, with ml washing your hands; tells your preaeul. future and pest for six generations back. Try her and be eouvluoed. Tell, your -ex. c.d..r of your eym and hair without u.lug a magnifying glare." Jacobua, tbe glaal, and Frank,., " lb. dwarf, repreaeuted the long and th* abort of It. "Jaoobrf* po-itively ".T"*' ■« ""J perform. -re- 11 Try an Advmtlaamrni in lb* HmmMRi. «

SUNDAY IN THE p LOCAL CHURCHES : I >8 Strong ScrmouB and Excellent . Music Heard by Large '■ | Congregations. j The church*. In Ocean Clly were all fi > well filled al the aervlce* on Kunddy. * Following are reports of Hie aeruiuii. ti r liarge coogregallona alleuded all of tlir maaaee. aald III tu. Auguallne'. (, i Cburrh Sunday morning. Many of „ Iheae members alao atleuded Ihe milltary mam celebrated al II o'clock In „ Ihe C. T. A, IJ. IteglmeuCa encamp- B menf. „ Ihe early celebration of Ihe Holy '' Commuiilnii In Holy Trlnlly Church Sunday was more largely attended B than ever before, and, although tba a temperature w*«M In Ihe church, all 0 llie seal, were occupied at Ihe follow , log aervlce al 10.45. Tb* rector's In- a •plniig firactlcal sermon, have a great deal lo do With this. The text of tbe r morning aeruion was taken from Luke J ». .m:ih, einphaslxlng particularly th* ye mete It .hall be raea.ured to you again." y tin account of the dowii|H„ir ,,f rain |( the evening, the congregation was relatively email. j The liiteoa* beat somewhat a fleeter I , church allendanc* Sunday, althongh y , theattendauca al the morning service (| In the Flral Presbyterian Church wa. . nearly a. large *a o.uaLfor thla aeaaun of the year, tbe audlenoe comfortably (i lining the church auditorium and the l Sunday school room. The Sunday school showed the v lowest record of the seasou, the attend. d uce being but 172 and the offering. . |B.V|, aa sgaiust an altandanc* of 282 ' and au offering of fit 18 on lha aame Holiday la.l yaar. Last Sunday the . ! day was aim vary hot and tbe record „ , below normal. g The pastor, tbe Bev. Charles H. t Buhner, preached twice, lu Ihe even- B lug his them* was " Th# Walling Christ," his taxt being Bev. 8; Do lu the morning, bis theme was "A Die- ; cnuraged Prophet," and his text I i King. 10; 18: "What does! thou here, c Elijah?" After a brief account uf lb* drcum- ■ stances under which God addressed u tbeae words lo Ih* prophet, Ih* Bev. f Mr. Hohuer discussed Ibe leading u u re of ihtcaee, wblcb waa Ibe sud- , den timidity of Ibe eo recaolly brave Hut yesterday Klljab faeed four c hunilred hostile men a( tb* risk of his n Uf*. Today be laugulabed under lb* u tree Slgblug for death. What g w a. t he secret of bis coward Ice'.' Klljab h lie red a temporary ecllpa* of faith. •< While hi. faith In Uod was supreme „ he risked everything, but when a endden revulsion of doubt came over blm * ran before bla enemy like au ordl- a nary coward. Tb# doubter la never n heroic. The man whoee faith Is aa p who la truly brave. "Tbl* ia the vie- « lury thai nvercometh Ihe world, even a our fallh." The .|icaker then went on to show how Elijah's temporary defeat waa not failure, however. Uod abowed tbe , prophet that Instead of being Ih* only son of Ood In Israel, there were J1 still seven tbouaand lo the uatlou that had not bowed tb* koea to Baal. Closing bis aarmoo with a deacrip- " of tbe splendid aceue In which " Uod curte Ihe dlacouragemeot of Hie " prophet by lb* healing luflutuce* of cl nature, speaking to blm "In lb* still. " small voloa," Mr. Bobuer enforced the " truth eo well expressed by David In on# of tbe teodersel of hie Psgtme, that a It la th* gent ten ess of Uod thet makes 1,1 great. ol riur m. x. U P Ihe Kev. Dr. J. B.Haluee, " lu ,! morning selected for bla text It Kev:, -7; a: "He tbet hat b an aar, let »' hear what the Spirit aallh unto fa th* Churcbe*." The speaker's Introduction was da- » Signed to place bis Intended line of w and his treatment of it before ta his audience at tb* outaet. It waa In of Ihe nature of a comparison. Said he: th I "We laarn from geology thai Ibe • , mountain lops and the highland, of n. | earth were one* submerged and at (hat in I he long processes of Ihe ages ev they have slowly emerged, to Inaplre th jaw* and wonder lu man Hlatory w, shows thai lha human mind haa (U |iass«d ami I. passing through a aim- Hi liar process, It has rl.en from sub- er mergence. Mountain paaka or truth have slowly rl.en out of Igoorauc* and an fal-ehood into the Intellectual sun- re |n Dr Haloes than stated the question pti In which he Intended to devote tbe

I main portion of bis sermon. That 1 authority? I. there absolute, ultimate truth?" » III answering, Dr. Haines declared that truth as au abstraction baa no slgtilflcance, practically no existence ; j it has DO meaning except It be Inter■i iite. .Truth must be concrete lu some personality, the speaker here referring j to spiritual trutb aud not lo those j ph>~.ical phenomena which are discovered by ubaarvatlnn and experiment, and from which kre deduced scientific formulae. He waa bare speaking of trutb as referred to lu the text In the words "What the Spirit saltli onto the Chtircbee." - ( uiitmufUK, lie declared that Jesua •'hrist l./riitli Incarnate, for He Himself .aid to Filale, "I stu the truth," aud lo His disciple*. "I am Ihe way, Hie truth and the life " "He thai 1. of the truth, heareth My voice," are out Lord's words, and Ibey ex pre.. Ihe ueoesMuy allltude of the I ■.nil In order that It may bear what ' Ihe Hplrll salt), unto ihe Churchnn. The speaker closed by solemnly i warning his hearer, thai tb* aoul I

fol.1. REVISE ACT •trustor i:dgr-s Hr.nluilon Wa. ! The chief lew officer of every clly In j the Stale Which lie. adopted Ih* enm- | mission pliu.of government act will] | be a member of llie ■•ominlllee lu revise j the art In lis entirely and report tecumj ineiolslious for Ihe strengthening of I hillon a.biplwl by the Senate In special ■ sewhui «l Trenton. The resolution, which wa. oll'elril by j Senator Kdge. of Allehtlc ( oooty. » aailupletl unaulmou.ly. II. lexl f--l-Wbereaa. a uumlwrof rllle. of New have adopted the commlaslou of government a. provhltsl by the latino, of dltferenl provisions of the Whertas" elites from lb* tlr.l to llie class are now governed by Ibis art, and it Is unquestionably wise that based upon Ihe experience of a year or more that several cities have underthat some changes should lie made, and such changes only aflrr consideration by all Ihrrllies interested. Therefore, be It ■ lieaolred, That Ills excellency, the acting governor, lie requested to name commlaslou lo consist of the city counsel or clilef law officer of each municipality now operating under llie .aid act. such commission to meet and consider Ihe art lu lis entirely, ami lo report to the governor befure llie convening of Ihe next legislative session changes or amendments, If any, they deem wise lu ordvr that Iheact be made more workable and applicable to llie various classes of cllles now iqieraliiig under ll or which may adopt Its pmvl.uuia In Ibe future. With a View lo making II more (-onused tall mait llckrts, Ihe Peiiu.y Ivanla road has ewlabll.hed a rule which provide* that, ir* ticket wholly unused praaenleil by the anginal purchaser al the ticket office al which It was wild. It may We redeemed for the fare al which it wa. sold. Heretofore lo retickets it baa been necessary lo forward them lo Ibe office of Ihe General passenger agenl at Philadelphia, with lb* attendant delay. (be Vole* of Uod. The .peaker'. message reached down to llie very rools of correct Christian I bought. The electric sierra which broke at lo doors, though there wa. a goodly congregation preaeul. Dr. Halua* gavt hla customary brief and polmtd address which was based Ihe many expression, of St. Paul, wherein he magulflea the spiritual over Ihe material, the reality aud all Importance of the uueaeu. Tb* epeaker mad* bla address rx- • sedlngly practical, declaring that are not lined lo do Uod'* work until tbey Hud Ihelr own limitations, gat rid of their own Importance aud aside all -(bought of ihelr owu "physical meekness " .Said be: "Self must be auuk lu service." In referring In lb* (bough! of tbe apostle, Dr Haluv. cited Helen Keller a teaching example of wbal la meant by tbe really of ihe unseen and lb* spiritual, Thai which usn»I hue* called a handicap la only Uod'a of getting us harnessed Willi bit and bridle down lo our real task. imw ANtiKt. n* trier. The sermou (heme of tbe peelor, llie Bev. Arthur Gee, for th* motnlug wee ' Wage* end Waste." Hi* taxu were laalah 5 ft; 2: Haggal 1;|6: Luke lilt Proverbs II ;M. "The auhjects choseu for Ihe present series of sermons are ol reel and vital lularaat to Ih* church aud the world," said Mr. Uee. "There la lu Ibe modern a disposition lo look oo wealth , preferable lo work and to consider procuring of a eplaodld edifice, beautiful furnlehluga] aud'* charming mlulsier as more desirable Ihau Ibe i of ber work. And In the mailer or wage* Ihe church must lake au In- | or flnd herself losing ground steadily. The question of wages Is vital our modem life. And aa Important , a* lha quest Inn of wages Is | he topic , for ibis morning. 'Wa.le.' "It Is a commonplace that II I. uut - what a man earns, but wbal he does , wllb w bat | he earns, (bat Is Ibe Impormatter A man may make a lot , money, yet be poor and die a pauper , lie . a.lad bla subelauce Aim man may waste hla substance by | urn, neglect. There are people who M paupers In tbougbt. acrullnlxing i cent they .prod more closely 1 1 a beggar would. (The prodigal | wealed his substance hi rlotou. living, elder brother wa.led hla hi a too j • economy, lining sympathy brotharly kindness, love. ; "Waste i. caused by extravagance j » aud neglect There Is llir scattering , n recklessly, knd mere is the withhold. 1 " more than I. meet dial reudeth lo ! ' poverty. j

at slid slu. Not mere folly bid folly aifd , " of sin. We have no right lo throw away ' h le our Inheritance, tbe gift, of Uod be- ir Mowed fur our good aud Hi. glory!;1,; it And ir we do so waste our laiem. we - " io shall .ufler for the sin. ,, "Yet. for tbe prodigal, hope remains. L r- Wa«te I. mldom. If ever, absolute. I* Wa.te I. partial, very often retrlevg able, and iii sitae Instance* of email „ nu|..riaiict unci Ineffectual. Tbe prod - igal wasted bis substance, but he had lert to him values wblch saved him b from poverty, fn fact, though hla aubd stance wa* gone, he wa. nevertheless i e fch. For he lied hutae and t Father and life. "I'be wisdom of Uod provided for 1 redemption. We cau aa* It |D tbe desert Irrigated, in manufacturers' rea *"<® ,u human wrecka ra"For the work of redemption It Is enough to know that aternlty Is tlm*. , ie-. and tbal ibe Felher's Jove outlasts tbe prodigal mood. The uirfy |rr#. , trlvyable lo*. |. the lo-. of tfre sense „f , ■ iwri.^t,ui'pM,!" H«d 1 i i-allier. I lien imleed lio,ie mit't ha'vr I died— hope and possibility. "Her* Is a glurlon. message of th. cbiin-h to a prodigal world, tbe mem- " ory of a h.nw and the light to say -oiy 9 Father. " 9,

GAVE TWO CONCERTS Msnrt's Hire. N The I'. T. A. I.'. Iteglmeut - Hand ; , l j Pier Hiindey aflern-m and evening, j i !' ; I'rof I'etrllll aud hie men were ( \ ,|, always quick to re.)..|i.Mo en."'*-^ I It ■ , J. full of music. Following la. flir program of I he , I. afteruuou colicdK: ' March. Itahglom. I , Hextat from Loci*. I'onl/rtll j Klggolettii Quartet from opera by , Verdi. ^ ^ || i K ll e flouoiua. II Trovalore. ^ „ NV , , ! „ American Patrol ' r. -*lar Spangled Banner. * IMPROVING WHARF e Win Held Allen, of Krankford I'hll y adelplila. fall le-nglil llie e e Association a! Second -tieet, l.arrangd ii, g to make Improvement- lo Ihe ol-l > ■ - He will fepilejhe whaif and filler- " y point " * , te Mr Allen has In. I boat al Ihe , " .prhtg- With him wrre Ills wife and daughter-in-law, Mr.. Warren Allen The teller i. the daughter of Chief uf Police Scull, of litis city. I* Captain Charles U. Dyntl lis- re- ^ h turned to this city after a three week-' f «' cruise. He 'aJMnt Ihe lime at Holly , :r Beach and t ape May and hi , I. several rai-ea with hi. boat. Captain " Dyntl Is now at Fifty-ninth slreet. | lo Heal statute Trniisfer.. i '• Heceul real estate transfer- lit < leenu ' »• City recorded In Ihe office of I 'ouiitv ' clerk Hildretb, as reported hi the Cape " May County Uaxetle, are a. follows: " AlherLA. Howell at ux lo But A Corson Co. r«l Lol8, U leu Cove. < . John P. Fox et UX lo Thnma. Kr skill*. |2V»I. Lot 121,. plan 4. bay < , front. Norman W Campbell el ux lo llan- ' ' nali W. Mitchell. HOW. L"l ?»J. Section ( [f Oils M. Townaend et ux to Jo.hu* j d Urlffllba. 81-iW. lsits 877 and 878. . , Section L. The Victor J. Humbracht Co. to Sutton A Corson I o. Lots 1127. 1128, 1128 and 1158. block 1 1. Gardens, j. Victor J. Humbreclil et ux to Hqjton (1 A Corson Co. Two lots Juorthweal .hie k of Bay avenue, IW feet soiUh»e.l of , North street. d H. Wesley l-ake el ux lo Alice II. u Hurtnelt. Isita 18, 17 aud 18, Hcelhin lf K, and lot 128, Bayou* Co. A lire B.. Ilurtnell el vlr lo Harry e Woolevrr Same a. above. r Uceau Clly Building A Loan A.so- , elation (o Albert F. Schrank. ?lll>lO. j Ixd 10, Seel ion A. _ . TJmau city AaaodattoB ta Daatel J. „ Watklo*. Luis KUI and IK7, Section L. , Cbarlee H. Shoemaker, trustee In bankruptcy of estate of Kll F'. Stewart, fo B. Frank Smith. F't'Ui. Lot 847, r Sectlou C. r * II. F'rauk Smith el ux (o FlllxaWlli " " A Moaley. $8I«»I. loll 487, Sertlon C. I ' Harry F!. Hrnuebaoui et ux in Jen- ■ '* III* L. Hot ten loch, lxil 88, plan : ' hay front. 1 Joseph U. Champion el ux lo Cham' * ] plon I. umber Company. fl8i*». f«i r 863, Section C. 1 Ocean City Aasoclalhiu lo Hubert D. 1 ire. (1600. I. it IMS Section I., aud I, ' riparian right. Ocean City Garden. Company to X I Kotiert U. Loughary. »750. lot BOB, ll > block B. plan 1, Garden-. '' ' Same tn I^nti Slefer: lull 582 and '' ' of 588, block 5, plan l.tlaideu.. 1 William A. WeHs et ux to Jlmes IC. , 1 l-ake. 54,5. Half lotaraal In loUl Ihe 1 nortbweat corner of Fifty-fourth street ■ and Wesley avenue. FUlxabeth Krangan lo I' r. ill a 1 l'liom an. 5400. Parts of Iota 155 and 1 156, Sectlou C. Daniel Donahue el ux to Jessie Dal- : rymple Heber. tluno. (nil t«s, Sec- ' Hon D. 1 Chilian L. K reck Icy lu Heujaiulu I Jr., 52150. I^it 10, Secllon : ocean Front Ka»l Folate Co. : Ocean Clly to Cllnlnii L Hreckley. 1 If nil -claim., lot 10. Srcllou 8, Ocean 1 ; iHwitm. mAiim Norm to Nlnlh street. j Havrnmi ure" '* | l"' y"an~"i ""J"' v. ; Kourieeotb to NlMtMDIb street., bet ween .ms bay and oeeu. Swnim, K run. (rnro *1 : Nt i.usutb to Tweatv-lourth ,_.

j m ^iinr.'ri£^uo J' T re nV 7r'T„", iSPI'.'".1* ■trwu.^B.'w^n Fire Alarm Maa.l. 14— Sixth aud Pleasure aveuue. 17— Kleveutb and Hay avenue. '6 — F'our teen III and Pleasure ave :« -Seventh and Wear avenue. ! •-—Second and Anbury avenue. 48— Fourth aud Anbury avenue. ♦5— Eighth and Anbury avenue. 46— Tenth and Anbury aveuue. 48 — Thirteenth aud A. bury avenue. I 4»—8lxteeuth'an^Aabury avenue. 61— North and Central avenue. M— Sixth aud Central aveuue. 57— Eleventh aud Central aveuue. •fr— Twelfth aud Wesley aveuue. '15, Fourteenth aud Wesley avenue, 78— Fourth and Ocean aveuue. 75— Seventh and Ocean avenue. 76- Ninth and Ocean avenue. Boardwalk and Moorlyn |e,„t.e , Hay aveuue and Hatlcrwm mad. I

COUNTING A SCORE. It Represents th. Whels Man. Tao-Rhl- ! Twenty la railed a ecore been use It ■ ["tuTJ Z •v,''\o" i.ry Var" time wbeo mFb -mid Out count bcy-i.o j t»..„t, ..r man." It was o" to < ul a u-rt. n In a stick and bev I" r I meo°'cnol " Tbt# la*»h> »!■ -• • ' J miUbrtTsth k. sod ud'ii ti," i - f "• eighteenth cct.iury sn.b *il-ks we- j, l-on'cd by s w-Sttcn -1 - (iiu.nt lb" • was also tb. usual .way -f kceptDC 2 couota In ib' W noddle - Tbe Diiuih-I -f o.c wa or ni-wls^a cm ]; what was •' ••I a laity stick. »"'! J n.j'o J,. - „(|..iol lo toy .It >• artll k.pt four 'lull ii ,"- ;; Aviation. i^lHl In Italy t - wMc fu-d. I or - • . It 548**' *pj ' • •• " • * rim"1"' * #*•„!• — -l. -!gucd Talcs of Cities. lirttl.b CU1P rf..u.tni.i.» -;2«- I# a itlrty beckwaH 'Mat l . -t. r N II . Is the only • ■:> oo tbe fbrt; tlo.d parallel l-itu- ■ third .Ice,"- hue It la aald Flippant Flings. cae<- New. caught nil fight legged fl-b Unit like a •!.« Stilt, they lelm Callf-r I] win.— ore barmlcts. -deyclimd Icw-l.-r • Our public offi. liSa tome! In!. . " n treasury deportment to hum up in..,, cy -Milwaukee Sentinel. Suburban Obtattion. _ — ^ An Unfortunata Abbreviation. f Cardinal (ilbl-ms was dlacusalngfill- 1 and bU band. "Qllioore." continued the cardinal. * famous for Bis playing of Mo- ® ■art's- Twelfth Mass ' On one ocra- 1 elon lie played It hi a North Carolina J town, 'and newt day the local paper annonticcd that he Tendered with great rfT.- t Moxart's •Twelfth Maeeacbusetts. — 5jPl>tilwr Magaxlne. Hew Long Can Ha Stand It? This Is Mr-, 1 or lies-llobcrtson llnle'e L stlirmge story: going ((III liusliand. sud when -Inball til, lslnsl he said. IHnah. yo' bilk T don't nlTcct , me no loo' thun a Ilea p "'Wetl, ttlggnlt.' she answered. Ta « ga Wim keep vo' scrap-bin'.' " Worn _ au's Home t'oiiiimnlon. Along' '"ewy'raiinirv rtud, Wltt.ln a p-nrtng car tl Or^nn a^w hha. palatial yaeht It "TtHWthrr -g asroplins And sua, Yti i.g tb. Opc'y clouds hl am",'' *k'"' ' V "T ' hlI,',"r"1" -NawTork Time. I> j ,, At LasL Warn-, i Charnla-ra- fh, Cashl.-r Mor hi ral 111. gone wrong? They m,v lie ha. - stealing for llflecn years. Barclay Murray- Why. when they In mitigated Ida a year ago I Hplught he came out of the ordeal un ■potted. r. Warren Clistnla-re II.. did. !„„ tj,ey ,

» have spotted hhn.rn.w - I'u, k '{ pi1.' E.ientiol, w cellent lighting and shipping fm ititi.~ » Trade oudltioi» arc Ph.|, wc hope _ n you will lo-lllo here - " "I ill, lino." said the vl-dtnr "Things ®* look good. Bui tell mc this " "I . "Well "What kind of a ball team In..,- v.„i "r got WnNliiUgloti' Herald. fo — Jo 8Jmm.r Stuff. Tbsy " , , , „ la th- , .-.calnV-- 1 wo, *V' "ii' .'7, 1 The Way of It. Knlcker— Life is nn i: i,y be Bocker-Vcs. By tbe thiic n-n htiV* *rl the money for a grand stand scat y our c°l home, teem u4( longer wlm.— New .i'urk 1 ™

SlirrilTs Salt*. ; TbCbd iy. Septembcf 3. i; S ,v • /; |'i.i|msal% I'll" l'avi«? fill SlriTl. fcJ5rgr5SiK I'popos.iU fur Sale nf liiiiltliiiSN. ™ ' "\oTi(;ruKKM Vain Qualifications. " no. Ii -r. Inii-ffigettr. drrrreer. hr and capable of making looking for i-uiployincnf. "Well." re piled Senator Sorghum, "you ought to get along, although I have seen n lot of men go In-fore a convention with those rceoutmendatlrins andefnll to get E toping Up to Data. By ambk.l'.s imWItar driven. . Tbey tty m o.-l- the speCchlaaa Joy* tasteless meal of bonalcaa rod. Ami liriiKtis n inlrthlemi laugh telegraph. '"r ' ' -Til-Bits He Best It. Mrs. N:i:v What did yon do with flint rug I guv* you to clean (Ills mornMr." Nagg— I gave a tramp a dime To heal It - Mrs. Nagg— Did he beat It? Mr. N'agg-lle dld-aa aoon as my was turned.— Cincinnati Enquirer. ' Thith Ith Vary Thillyl suggest, that "The Beth Book" might bo followed by 'The Theekond Beth nnd 'The Xcxth BeUi -book." Thlth Ith the wlrth . thiiggesth.n have th**n lately In regard to tx.ikll, —Woman's Home Companion. Post's Apaiogy.rr nt But " nlrp'dris l',4 n, f AP'. H.-'.r. I.| ~T tli C'9*r*"* 8*v'na*you really liny?" . "Sure." answered Ihe guileful youth 7o» aareil up toward the fnrnkure our little II, it,"— Louisville Courier A Minus Quantity. wish you hud asked the d|» Mngnlslu-d visitor lio» our street ,-,rr • manner* Impressed him. , Hist In- hadn't sen any tnanuer. aur street curs.— Boston Transcript Champagne Bottle.. Orent skill Is requited In niannfactur Ing champagne bottles, whlch-nmst t.c ahno.t tnatlwmaUrally even In the be perfectly amootb'and tbe neck. -» act In every particular 10 Insure perf.- t corking. Could R**L "" " " ■

PUBLIC SALE Hv order of tlie Ocean City Land Company ; Will lie aolil nn the premises Saturday, August 16th. at 3.3o p - »>W OCEAN CITY,- ■ N. J. * . M j tad Attractive Cottage Sites » "THE CHELSEA OF OCEAN CITY" 1 -Luting (in Kir»t -licet. St. J times place. Stenton place. North q,— 1 Ailuntic avenue. Corinthian avenue . Ti.c ii,ipi..Vc,iielit „pfls» crinenlist walk* curblnv4guod *tr«rt* Th.^ 1 -ir -iiuated in llie um-d attractive ' iiwatrvily and surrun„ded 1 : °„io.ber I "age- and t-liree U. trolley lloe wblch communis! ' 9 Villi *11 ihii.,1. Ka-y lerm-. Imm*dial* poaseaslon. All lot. gnSjj* j : BARNES & IOFHNO. luctioneeis '"S.'iStfs: a? J PAID Cape Hay r/\IK Court house j AUGUST 29 aud 30 First yar on «• » j;r"Hiii's. t»reat (.range Exhibit 1 Races, etc. ixaces, eic.

- ll A V E y°H a bung. 9 j y\ •llo^"r apartment t., fUt. | 720-22 Asbirj Aveoti j K5.4I. IATATF. AUKNTH. WM. LAKE, C. E„ hfeiil Brttate Agent. ; rS ■ £:i:; I H. corsoF I Heal Estate Agent S Nojg.721 Asburi) Aoenue, Ocean City, N. J. The Ideal Summer Resort OCEAN CITY, N. J. ' BATHING SAFE AND UNSURPASSED FINEST BEACH^ON THE COAST THE HOME OF THE FAMILY MAN Spacious Boardwailt. Free Band Concerts During Season. Great Fishing in Occfn and Hay. The Delight t»f the Yachtsman. Numerous Trains to and from Philadelphia 011 Three Railways . Within easy access of Atlantic City and other well-known resorts MANY CHURCHES NO 8ALOON8

R. CURTIS ROBINSON Conveyancing « Insurance notary public and commissioner of deeds Nos. 744-46 Asbury Avenue OCEAN CITY. N. J.

How to Make a Second Call After Completing the First pisani mb I After a telephone connection, when a second number it wanted immediately, subscribers often move the hook rapidly up and down believing that the rapidity and e&rnestnet* of thin movement will hasten the operator's attention. The opposite is quite the case. The signal lamp before the operator does -- not work properly whenAhe hook is moved rapjdly. f Work the hook up and down SLOWLY; then the operator will note your signal nnd answer immediately. / The Bell System ■ Laws- I