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WITTY JIBES' AT MARRIAGE Writer* of All Age* Seem to H*v* Considered Matrimony • Subject tor Humor. Some of the plthlert end most emnetnc humor lie* centered about matrimony, William Huntington Wright •ay* In San .Francisco Chronicle. From Balzac's exhaustive -treatise. "The Physiology of Murrlnse." to Urydcn'a trlrlul - As for women, though we acorn snd (lout We iur ttre with, kut cannot live without 'en. ■ . » we find an alinoiit UmlUeaa range -Qf observations — trriRlc and farcical, crabbed and good Allured, contemptuous and tnollowAbnital and sentimental. The definition of marriage ht~ pnrtlcnlarly appealed' to the humorist*. PgJJkScnn has summed It up thu*: "Jlarrlage Is a port In the storm, but mdre often a storm In the port while Edmund About uses another and more violent metaphor. Says this gentleman : "Msrringe Is in life lllcc a dud In the mld*t of battle." Beauinarchats. ' on the other hand. Is milder, but equally as cynical. He remarks that "of all serious Ihlngs marriage I* the most ludlemus," Ihtlzae. who really never 1 married, but who had much to say on the subject, puts It In this terse manner: "Marriage Is a fight to the death." La Rochefoucauld, the greatest of the French epigrammatists, compromises " with the extremist* and remarks: 1 "There are good marriages, but there are no delicious once." How different ' Is this esthetic viewpoint to the petulant observation of Sulplee Oulllnume i Gavarnl, who says: "When, a man I *ays he has a wife It mcirW that a ' wife has "him." 1 . ; I Mean Man. "Why Is Mr*. Gadder going home to i her mother!" "Rhc told Mr. Gaddrr she would like to take a little trip next summer--one that wouldn't root more than •300." "And what did Gadder say!" •The hearties* brute replied : 1 see by the papers that the trolley car service la going to be Improved." — Birmingham Age-Herald. .. | " FIRE ALARM SIGNALS14 — Sixth and Pleasure avenue. 17 — Eleventh and Bay avenue. 18 — Fourteenth and Bay avenue. 35 — Seventh and Wert avenue. 42— Second and Asbury avenue. . 43— Fourth and Asbury avenue. 45— Eighth and Asbury avenue. 4ft— Tenth and Asbury avenue. 48 — Thirteenth and Asbury avenue. 4J» — Sixteenth and Asbury avenue. 51 — North and Central avenue. 54 — Sixth and Central avenue. 57 — Eleventh and Central avenue. 67 — Twelfth and Wesley avenue. G8 — Fourteenth and Wesley avenue. T 73 — Fourth and Ocean avenue. 75 — Seventh and Ocean avenue. 76— Ninth and Ocean avenuo. 82 — Second and Atlantic avenue. 96 — Boardwalk and Moor'yn terrace 911 — Bay avenue and Battersca road I 521 — Twentieth and Central avenue.

REALLY BIG THINGS IN LIFE Not fllehe*. Power or Glory, but Contentment Is the Greatest of All Essentials. If you were to ask what I* the big ■ thing In life, some one would tell you that It IS riches, another wotl'ld-*ay that It Is power, still another would *ny that It Is glory, say* law Angeles Rut they would nil be mistaken. Those who regard any of these things, or all of them put together. n« the big thing lb "life, lack bold knowledge and dreams, which two things jN'tliblnisl constitute philosophy. The big thing In life I* contentment. Saul of Tarsus wh.V afterward was Paul the Apostle anil a » iser and n better tuan. went deep Into everything of this nature. He had not only his own vivid and strenuous < vi«-r!cneoa to draw from, hut he hud also the Wisdom that comes out of that gr it light which halted him on the road to Daimiscu*. ' Atj-I Paul tells u* that contentment la essential In nil Ihlng'v II.- make* It he rsn he anything worth while In this "I have learned." said he to the Phllliipton*.."tn whntsoo'vr.sjnle I am to 1* content." Until he learned that. Paul had not , begun to lire. Until then lie was the fame a* other men. ltut after tl.nt he , rose to be the dominating spirit of the age tn which he 'labored nntl out of which hi* name Is still like magic on tlie breath of the world. We would say that there are two thing* that »hut a man out from contentment. One Is the di-dre to have that which he has not. .The other I* t the fear of losing that which he ha*. , No man can he content to long ae^ Is suhj.-ct to these two enslave- , ments. For that's- Just what they are. enslavements. Distinctive Cries Among Animals. If n complete tlrt could bo mod - of the distinctive names by which the . noises produced by birds and beast* are ailed. It would be found that there ere few duplicates. Thl* may -he Judged even by the most common. The horse neighs, the sbi-op hlquts. the cow lows, the pig grunts and squrnls. the turkey gobble*, the hen cackles, the cock crows, the 'goose hisses, the duck quark*, the est mews, the dog barks, the wolf howls, the lion roara. the hull bellow*. H. sparrow chirps, the pigeon coua. th< frog crooks." the rook caws, the monkey chatters, the elephant trumpet*. the camel grunt*, llie' «tng calls, the nthbll sen-qins — only when wounded— the\ donkey brays, the hee hum*, the fly buzz. *, I ho gram-hop per chirrup*. the swallow twitters, the chirk tie qis, the bound hays and the owl hoots. an Advt. in The Sentinel and Get Results

; THREE MORE CHANCES TO SECURE LICENSES t Inspector Lovctt Will he in . This City- Again on July , fl, IS and 1 1 inspector \V. K. 1-ovett, of the | State Motor Vehicle -Department, was I 'in town yesterday, mid he is ' here attain -today, to Ms ue automobile ;-T-Kt»nses to car owners and drivers being issued to local roridents on any i of these visile of Mr. Lovctt to - Ocean City. lit-l«-clor I sivett will 1-e in Ocean , City on July 9, 13 and' 11 to give i licenses to auto owners anil drivers. - and this will lie the last tinth liquid i lie here on official business this sum- t met. ' Therefore those wishing licen- t ,«e> -iiouM keep these date* in. mind t To save auto owners as much as-t possible, Mr. Lovett, say* that apH- i cations for car > licensee may lie fi V- ! cd by the owners ami left with the i license money, in the hntius of Chief I of Police Johnson at the city hall in < this resort. This will prevent the annoyance of a" possible long wait at ] the pidice court in city hall, when; | Mr. lovett "sit* uml grants the licen- t When Mr. Lovett sat here Jifne 25 | and 27, he issued 151 drivers' licenseami 120 car licenses, to lie states that Ocean City is the only town in the State, outside of Atlantic City and other regular S'ate i office, where an inspector sits to give ' licenses to auto owners and drivers. There has been some kicking on the c part of resident* because licenses i | would not be given them by Inspector i , Lovett. The inspector comes here : Simply to accommodate the visitors. Mr. Lovett says that he has been try- . ing for years to get the State to seniT ■ I a mqn to Ocean City to grant these 1 i licenses to the summer people. ' People in Wildwood, where Mr.(' ■ Lovttt comes from, are compelled to go to Cape May Court House for their ' licenses. He says the distance is only •

about the same a s from .Ocean City to Atlantic -City. After July 14. visitor* in Oceatf » City desiring licet -e- for tbeitUn. j will I*- compelled to to AUmPfc City or Cape. May Cflurt House. I SPI.EMHIi.Ml SIC The Fr.-t Moth-dirt . Kpi-c-j.:d t stances. The double ntiartet of choice ' or'gan.i-t. nitisfie-t the hii.-h.-t t r--ctati.ni of tW-fnree cmign-gation ' . that nearly taxed the seating c:»|«ar- . ity of the chsgrii. Mr. ('only i* t>. - le cnngratulatedV the leader on hi. • selection of Such cxcVh-ni singers' ami . . The pastor the lleri Dr. Handler. ' , was at' his bert and 1did justice .to . the inspirational occaJon. He spoke . on the Divine origin Anil the Divide I care of nations, ^sing how God . called America as lie called Abram, . and how He haw rated (or An.erlct. I as lie cared for _ Israel, lie pointed . Iwn a loyal '-mall minority who hfcl fought for political freedom as • the. Hebrews hail fought f»r their re ' which resulted in t fie disn.v I Muyflowrr. the Derlaration of lu-ie-I pendaiWe. the establishment of the re- , I public and ill liie glorious prune---and humane history Of these Unite-? StntesAuaking this country the pr.. i pie's government and God's new llol. i I -and. SUMMER QUARTET HEARD ' -Tlic summer vocal quarlrt made it ■ first appearance at .tlie First Preshy- , the singing was nnprcciatrd "hv the • congregation thql overflow ed the t edifice. The church was filled at the. ■ The "quartet comprise* Miss Is.ui-a . T. Corson, soprano: Mrs. Ida Taylor - Bilte. contralto; Bernerd Poland, torI or; and George Ernes, ha--. The the organist at the" Tioga Proshy.tcrian Church, Philadelphia. Mr. 7 Meyers is in charge of the music here ■ : this summer, and the visitors to this ''church are assured of rare treats.

AT THE « Casino cluii LESSONS IN ELOCUTION, DRAMATIC ART. VOCAL CULTURE AND 'ENUNCIATION Will be given thia summer at the Casino Club, under the direction of • ADELAIDE S. KELLETT, B. E. For further particulars call at the Club bet ween II and I on Saturday.' July 9th. or write, addressing ADELAIDE S. KELLETT '! Casino Club. Ocean City, N. J.

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"If You Buy It of Ackley'lt'£ a Bargain" /\n Important Real Estate Event Which Should Interest the People of Ocean Gity HAFLEIGH & COMPANY HAVE AUTHORIZED AN ABSOLUTE AUCTION SALE Of Their Entire Real Estate Holdings in Ocean City Sale Will Be Held Monday, July 1 1 . Beginning at 10 a. m. The Sale Will Be Held Rain or Shine, and Each and Every Property Will Be Sold Regardless of What It May Bring ORDER OF SALE No. 1. Property to be sold on the premises at 10 A. M. purposes, in the rear of which is a two-story frame stable. The Hafleigh Mill property. One of the best equipped Lot 60x115 feet. plants for a plaining mill or general manufacturing purposes Q ri„„ OQ . , " _ in South Jersey, located on the southerly side of Fifth st. N,0' 3' 0n® new Apartment or Rooming and extending from West ave. (the Penna. Railroad) to °? th® n?rthwesterly corner of West avenue and Haven ave. (the Reading Railroad). This property will be 5F rt,h street with two lots which will be sold as a whole sold as a whole or will be subdivided in five parts as per parts. the survey, description of which you will find in our circular. To be sold at 2 P. M. Corner Boardwalk and Fifth st. Here is an unusual chance for the investor or for any- A n,1Q t? j. -d ^ n one seeking a business location. There is nothing like it on 'ty ® B.est Ocean Front the New Tersev mast Building Sites with valuable riparian rights, having a frontN ®w J ersey coast' age of over 215 feet on the Boardwalk, lying between Fifth No. 2. The Hafleigh Garage formerly known as Bramell street and Brighton place. This plot will be sold as a whole Garage and Storage Building, situate on West avenue be- or will he subdivided as per the outline and survey made of tween Seventh and Eighth streets. Consists of a large two property. The highest bidder will have the option of buystory corrugated iron bililding used for garage and social ing anyone or all of these valuable ocean front lots. 11 TERMS — leu per cent to be paid in casli on day of sale: 15 per ccnt'to be paid in cash witlnn thirty days; 25 per cent to be paid in casli within four months; 25 per cent to he paid in ctusli within seven months, and the balance to be paiil in cash within ten 'months. Interest at the rate of 6 per cent per annum' charged on all unpaid balances. Purchaser may pay all cash if so desired. All property to he free at ill clear of encumbrance. Taxes for 1921 to he paid by the present owners. All settlements to he made with the Ocean City Title and Trust Co., Ocean City, N. J. For further particulars, phone or wire IOHN A ACkTI FV Auctioneer and Realtor = home office, vineland, n. j. 1 ^ I -> I , Established 1884 === Summer Office. Magnolia Ave. & Boardwalk, Wildwood, N. J. L : .