EIGHTH OCEAN CITY SENTINEL, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1322. -

Rough Riders Lasso Two Tenderfeet On Prairies Off The Linwood Ranch CHEERFUL GUIDE. CHEERFULLY GUIDES TENDERFEET SHARP AND SHENK ALONG THE PEBBLY PATHWAY INTO VALE OF SKULL WITH PERFUMED BREATH

An air of suppressed excitement, an occasional peal of laughter, inspired by memories of mirth-pro-voking incidents, associated with • former raids, and then off. A party of the Rough Riders of 1 Round-Up No. 5, stole silently and 1 surreptitiously, out of the night 1 shadows, surrounding the home I ranch, bound for a secret render 1 vous, with others of the same cult, out on the prairie-lands above the ' Linwood ranch. Not until they had passed the ' last outpost of civilization, did the * R. R.'s betray by a single sign, ' the nature of their expedition. ' Each face wore an expression of innocence, and as free from guile ' as that of a cherub. 1 Hie Grand American looked as ' solemn as a Doctor of Philosophy, 1 pondering over some tremendously ' profound, problem of metaphysics, ' Cheerful Guide might have easily ' been mistaken for an undertaker, ' while ''Welcome shake, could easily ' have passe' 1 muster for a director, of the Society for the Prevention 1 of Cruelty to Children, in his Sun- r day clothes. ' Accompanying the expedition 1 was a ranch waggon, half-filled 1 with what looked for all the world c like the usual paraphernalia of a Sunday School picnic. Cardboard * boxes, filled with sandwiches and a doughnuts, one might think, never 1 dreaming it possible that the in- f nocent looking cartons, contained o instruments of torture, more din- a bolical than anything invented and a used, in the bad old days of the Spanish Inquisition. a Arrived at the secret place of ® meeting, however, the last vesta Re * of civilization, and the veneer of b nwmvtjhllttv cmelubl IIS. respectibility, vanished snow-

flakes in May. and the party became their natural selves, Rough Hiders whose chief diversion in life is chasing tenderfeet, and putting them through their paces in typically cave-man style. Word had been passed around the randies, that two tenderfeet had been caught, and behold the RWers in full regalia hied themselves away, for a bachanalian hanquet of revelry and mirth at their expense. The night prove.! ideal from the viewpoint of a Rough Rider, for the performance of the terrible initiatory rites of the cult A fierce storm raged as the Tenderfeet were led into the My»- , tie Circle. Prom the seclusion of i Wssecret Cave of the Winds, Cheerful Guide Lear, unleached , the Hounds of the Tempest !f ■ rT "E""1 Of the , cci- the wb>ds < howled twr mournful dirge, and , SUtrL" B,"d" ■ Ma, li Md ; J"* ..mundto, t|,. » « i. ■ "P'nng candidate. Both Tenderf^ however, r^ , tfjhe occasion manfully. Ten5?- r. • ■ T ■>-* ! .. "a dancer how- ; f"er, Tenderfoot Shenlr . — t_

SsSSF--*. the candal appendage, per- t volution ", ** of w°nderful con- i i, °° Animated Rug. , lua . imt u " J? * most and affec- h ■ild' "nd™"- ^ »«. in «.n, " ^ * WMy' become «*d hot - for one. the Tenderfoot appe^ to prefer Welcome Shake's en^ty, to his friendship, believing ttot the greater the distance the « better the friends." £ _|tt«™lflred however, that both £ icnoerfeet Sharp and Shenk, were » •OMfwhat defective in their sense '0 of smell and touch. Neither could' oi be ear lain, they could distinguish joa betuMu en egg, and a canon ball; >

;, I and the Cheerful Guide was p'aced - under the necessity of performing - a drastic operation on their forei heads, in order to stimulate I lie oli factry nerves to the extent, that f the Tenderfeet could distinguish I the fragrance of a rose, 1 t and of the wonderfully pungent , perfume, destined to become fani . ous as "Otto 'de Lear." , Both Tenderfeet proved to be . wonderfully blessed, with that ele- . ment which drives a sailboat. They . . and blew, until the welkin , echoes as with the crack of doom, , > and their faces became as white | as that of ghosts, r Grand American Darby, presid- , ed over the rites and ceremonies, | with all proper solemnity. In , , deep sepulchral tones, he recited j the weighty words of the obliga- ( , tions and vows, and so impressive ] the scene, that tears, big . and salty, rolled down every' t ( cheek. It was an unforgetable mo- j . ment. , The Vice Grand became deeply , , affected by the seenc, and it was | . noticeable that the Chief Panga.iorum of the Harmony Guards, , Rider Collins, wept «« he oscorted < the Tenderfeet, across the En- J chanted Carpet In due season the Tenderfeet 1 admitted into the full riles , and ceremonies of the initiated. > Then came a typically Lough t Rider Buffet Luncheon, consisting t of Boiling Hot Pulverized Canines c seasoned with Heinz Brims -.tie I and followed by Frozen Lactis. As silently and surreptitiously v they congregated together, did b Rough Riders of Round-Up « 5, ride out into the night, t for their respective ranches. (

li C. CIVIC CLUB ► ENDORSES Y. IN. P. j L. CLUBHOUSE DRIVE I WM. HAWTHORNE PRAISED „ FOR HIS MODEL OF PARt KER MILLER HOUSE At their last meeting, the ladies e of the Ocean City Civic Club, r went on record, strongly endors5 ing the movements recently launched, by the Young Men's ' Progressive League, for the establishment of a Club house and ' ! The Club fully recognizes the1 ' value of the Club house, as a center of social and eivie activity, and • influence in the community. Its ' value to the youth, and young men \ ' of the city, as a recreation^ cen- ' I ter, removed from the baneful and I pernicious influences, too often as- ' sodated with such places, was the ! . particular feature, in the enter- ' Prise, which appealed to the ladies 1 • sympathies. Although unable to purchase : any bonds, the members of the , Progressive League, may be assured of the Club's moral support. ' The Club also offered the assis-, ' i tar.ee of its membership unconditionally, to the League, in what- ' ' ever capacity tbey may be able tea! • serve, with the view of carrying ' the project to » successful issue. . The Ocean City Civic Club, was ' ' represented in the Hallowe'en Carnival Parade, it will be remembered, by a strikingly unique float, carrying an exact replica in min- ' ature, of the Parker Miller House. The preservation of this old landmark of local history, is one of the enterprises to which the Civic > Club has commendably committed ! itself. ; '

The model of the Parker Miller < House, it should be explained, was ! the work of a High School student, | named William Hawthorne. i The execution of the model was C a work of art, which t drew many , flattering comments from the spec- » At their last meeting, the ! of the Civic Club, failed for ' words to express their gratitude " the young architect and buider, - their admiration for the perfee- , tion of Ids work. Willi mm Hawthorne carries his " honors in an unostentatious man- H ner, and is proving himself in all ; respects, an ideal student, from U whom greater achievements are ' expected. ' Introduced by Mayor Champion. !• ORDINANCE NO. ZII * An ordinance id lay out. open, grade • and pravel a fifteen foot eide ureal In I City of Ocean City. New J, rany. end between ^Central and Wrcler^ Avr80 fre: noAheMtarly1 S™nftLth 1 the board of commissioners f of the crnr or ocean citt do t ordain > Section 1. That there ahell be laid ll teen foot wide "treat In the City of Ocean ' CRT. New Jerear. and being between Cen- 1 /

HOW ARMISTICE DAY WAS OBSERVED IN , JCEAN CITY POSSIBLY TWO DOZEN PERr SONS REMEMBERED THERE HAD BEEN A GREAT WAR Rather it should be said "How Armistice Day was forgotten in Ocean City.'" ^ Amistice Day came nroiRul last K Saturday, and to all seeming, just " about two dozen ' people rememl>ered, there had ever been a great ' world war. '' Not many above a score of peo- '• pic. including children, remember- • • ed that lying in the soil, both here and in France, there are some of the flower of the nation's young1 ® manhood, who gave their lives for : the democracy that has soon for- . I ' gotten them. i 1 The boys in Kahki were heroes, 'J ' when we needed them. An they , 1 : less now that we do not need itiem j i to protect our shores ? < Well did Ruryard Kipling say of II • great poem "The Recessional," each stanza of which ends with the ' < 1 pathetic petition, "Lest we Foi- 1 < get," that he had written it, to r ! the nations to forget. ! i • Cynical, yes; but apparently t "The nation which forgets i< past," said Emerson, "and is | c too engrossed in the material to ! shed a tear over the graves of its v ' is a nation under doom." j« Let it be granted that the Com- ' ( • mcmoration Exercises, held on ( 1 Saturday morning, before the j > memorial tablet at the City Hafl.'r i had not been as widely made ' j : as they should have been; sufficient notice had been given to j f warrant the expectation of more a than twenty people p resell t, more than half of whom were members of th$ local Post of the American Legion. Those who attended however, more than amply rewarded the stirring, thought-provoking!" | address, delivered by the orator cf * the occasion, Dr. John Handley, of the Morgan- Ranck *

Post. The exercices opened with the singing of America, after which the Chaplain offered prayer. Dr. Handley prefaced his ora-\ tion, by stating that President Harding that day, would establish Ea precedent, which in the speaker's judgement, would eventually become an annual institution, observed not only in America, but D by all the nations involved in the world war. Accompanied by staff officers, ^ both of the army and navy, Presi- | .dent Harding had made arrange--' '' merits to visit Arlington Cemetery' where lies the mortal remains of ' £ the "Unknown Soldier," and in ' * person place - wreath on the grave. I Dr. Handley saw in the incident ' a symbol of what was at the same hour, transpiring all over the j world. Mothers whose sons had fallen, and rest in unknown graves 8 united with America's chief exec1 utive, in hallowing their memories, j In the tragic hour of America's need, said Dr. Handley, France came nobly to her aid, and enabled " her to become a republic. In the. great world war, America had re3 paid that debt, and had saved for France her republic. ! It was not enough however, said Handley, that we should perpetuate the memory of our heroic lead; we must seek to perpetuate "'the principles for which they bled and died. We must "carry on," and democratize the entire world. TDr. Handley named several of the r tasks to which as a nation, we are ] in all honor bound. 2. 'We are in honor bound to, take all proper care of those, who happily survived the guns of the ' but who through the vicissitudes of war, have been diyrived cf health, or limb, and conscquent- ' ly unable to provide for thenri .trsl »d<1 Wwlo A.f-non .ad rctradlnc . s point 100 Iwt "otith«T«cr!j ol I Fortv-oiitllli St root to ■ point SO fool northooRorlr of Fiftieth St root. Soetktn 2. That the uid fiftron foot I;

u ■jT«i'Lj'aiTn»*r'nli!'ni .Mo SmTT* l'°°f t tabho£d "br^'ho^SjlliMnjie 'of tkU** tiTT • Id*'''? 'nd 'oproed '^nooortl' **"" Iitana end oporlflcatloDl prepared lor the ritr Bust oeer and on file In the Clt» I ^ ^ ^ ' Th teisaS'3' ' the Mod boMfited thereby In proportion , aa each owner ahall he doomed to nrqnire. , wild City, may hy ordinance or teeoluMn • the City of Oeoan Qty et latm™** Sootion 6. JJat jllw^eontrert. when ' "lened b ythe Mayor and muntoralirr.od I hy the Director of the Department of and Finance and alteated ho the 1 City Clerk and the corporate aeel of raid rlty am.e.1 thereon: raid note, ahllt bear I contain per annum and there" .hill "he "fated thereon the pnrpoee for which the ^Section £ Thla ^ordinance ahan uke i final V"iaemn^H c WM. H. CAMPBEL1.. K. A. CORSON. NOTICE The ebore ordinance tent pamed on and aacond ranBinss hi a maetintr of th Board of Comml "doner" of Oeeen City N J . October SO. 1st: and on third nadend Anal paaaaye at a anaaclnx of arid Board hold NO*. IE ISM. HARRY A. MORRIS. ' It-IE IE CRT Clerk.

At all cost the nation must pro- ' vitle for these proper hospitWita--tion, and place them where they .shall not 1-e under the necessity of I. l>egging for bread. I 2. We -must labor to rehabiliI tate the nations at home, and nations abroad. Armistice Day, said j. the speaker, was destined to be- 1 ' come of vaster importance than any other, in the world's calender. All nations must eventually r come to regard the day, as an abidn ing, imperishable monument, indi- ; eating the hour, when the world - it first came to a realization of the - 1 it common unity of the human rate. ' i- 3. Dr. Handley claimed that ' t the nation was further, in all hon- '■ . or bound, to make some equitable ' r adjustment to the soldier of some - compensation, for at least the fi- 1 s nancial loss he suffered in per ! t f j forming his duty during the war. I ; It was by no means just ami r fair, that the stay-at-home, and . „ -.the capitalist, should refuse jus- \ tire to the men, who offered their L ,! Jives to the enemy for $31 a month 1 : j while they, the former, were prof- j I immensely by reason of the ^ ! which they dreaded, but did j „ f little or nothing to end. jp • ' 4. Dr. Handley in the last place • claimed that the nation was not |: • otJjr in duty bound, but also of j i j necessity bound, to see that every | ^ . alien allowed to enter the country Jc - should be thoroughly Ameriemniz-'JJ tied, and educated in the principles.^I I of American democracy. '! We must insist that all children ' under the flag, shall be thoroughly {j educated in the English language ' 1 allowed to study any for r i ! eign language. Dtey should lie J] i specifically -rained in the funda.mentals of American govern me id. a ' | and the history of our country. The small company departed " 1 feo>ing they had dor.c their duty, m jand had profited in the doing. «, PUBLICITYJAMPMGN ^ j (Continued from Page One.) J* I no other city on the coast could 1 stage so successfully. Asbury Park has its Annual o. Parade; Atlantic City hail „v

I ita Boardwalk' Pag««, *Btfl E*3 r become a civic institution. Could . not Ocean City, have an annual ' "j event, which would be symbolical^ and characteristic of it? , | Mr. Edwards wondered if thei .. . Ocean City Y'aeht Club could lie ' „ induced to sponsor a nighi arni- 1 1 r val on the bay, with the pledged . t co-operation and support of every f organization in the dty. If it t could be accomplished he believed it would do for Ocean City, what ' its pageant was doing for Atlantic 1 . . City. A motion was submitted that | ^ the Chairman appoint a committee l to formulate a definite scheme ' , with the view of staging a Carnival of the nature suggested, the , coming year. Messrs; Edwards, ] Classen, and Ralph Chester were , named. Call in and See Me At the New Location My Office Is Better Equipped Than Ever

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DARBY PARTY ON ; LONG ITINERARY THRU SIX STATES -'VISIT PLACES OF HISTORIC 1 INTEREST, AND FAMILY ASSOCIATIONS Mr. and Mrs. Frank S. Darby,' - accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. Roy I E. Darby returned home last Fri- : . ; day after enjoying a wonderfully interesting motor itinerary, ; through New Jersey, Delaware, • .Maryland, the District of Columbia, Virginia and Pennsylvania. Covering so vast a territory of ! historical interest, the party re- ' natural, with crowded recollections of a delightful time. The first stop en route was made i at Newport N. J., thence on to Wilmington where they remained j over night. Next morning the party were I bound for Milton, Delaware, the | birthplace of Frank E. Darby, i where they remained for a period | of three days, enjoying to the full- ' ( '~»T!rty Ilae a'nitwa foot »id» "tnvt , Ibotwwn Central .ml Wester Avenue, "ml • evtendtnr In.m • point 100 feet "OUth- ] ."■•"terly of Forty-eiithth Strvet to a imlnt i 80 fivt n- itheaaterlj of Fiftieth Street. THE IIOABD OF COM MISSIONERS J Section I. That^there ] ntr rfOau mS j "* *" i,k ln proporttoe aa «e[^tTOaer^iAa^ ^

,| X.II M-a" data the date W. vhleh the ; 1 1 "hraeti lhe"*M.ror and eounter-iuned 1 1 1 Re\-v't»or '.'^rTln.n^e iuwdTr the! " ! ""SrtMn ' E°*TTlt. ordinance dtall lake , j ofTcet nt the esplration of ten day. fmm f """"Joseph c. champion. , wm. h. campbell. i , k. a corson. 1 Comraiaaioner". | ' The .ho. notice ^ | th Board rf Co"ntni,alonrr" of Ocean City. ! N. J.. Oetnher W, 1821 and nn third trail- ; k Mid Board "held'^J™ IE 1»M. I ; """'SS.!'

est measure the visit amid scenes I ! of earlier days. ! The little town of Lewes, Delaware was given a passing call, the birthplace of Mrs. Darby's Smothers. Arriving at Baltimore by boat, the itinerants proceeded to Washington, D. C„ to pay their resC pccts to the nation's capitol, and : to Mount Vernon of sacred memory. : Alexandria, Virginia was includi ed in the tour, and while there the j ; party visited the historic Masonic Temple, of which if we remember , righlty, the immortal Washington j was a Past Master. . The return journey, tlirough 1 Maryland, ami Pennsylvania, to j ' ^Philadelphia liad also its highj 1 _ j spots of interest; nevertheless the ' _ i members of the party all were i glad to touch home soil, convinc- 1 i ed more than ever by the tour ' c that New Jersey is the best State • 1 1 j in the Union .and Ocean City, the . Queen of Cities. e City af Ocean City. New Jeracy ' NOTICE .TO CONTRACTORS |' Cantract Na, 71E Baardvalk Rebuild. nc - City^of Ocean City. New Jeracy. al the I . i''" M^fo/'ihe 'YSulSlaa* i of"the °Bo«S , walk from North St. to S«oad St.. from . Itth St. to 17th St.. and the rehuildin:: - of the approaches at North Street. *St ; 1 St.. Park PI..* Fourth s" Ei'trhth St J - Terrace, Math St.. Tenth St.. t Eleventh St.. Twelfth St.. Thirteenth St.. Fourteenth St.. Fifteenth St.. Six teen-., j A Seventeenth ^St.. aa deaeribet: cr. j ftMl*eherE "wTahle "'■T' the' Ci"yh Trtt^nr 1 . % of Ocean City, J . without rondition./' ! of the award, the Surety Company Honda 1 n rertified eopr of tho Uahility Inauranre , uolleioa before the award i" made. The entire work to i« completed by, ' ATh 'noan?Mf C i i " ru'n^md'^^AMtLt'r m!!*h^"huliw^*fc I ' ° E^A." CORSON'"' Director of Public Works. : HARRY A. MORRIS. , Sa^eYour Stomach ; -JAVE IVJUK J 1 UPIALI1

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BftPTISTS PREPARE i ; FOR IHE BUILDING : . OF II NEW CHURCH | " I)K. MILTON "BUCK ATTENDS ! STATE SUNDAY SCHOOL ' CONVENTION I Ever since his advent here as , pastor of the First Baptist Church , [ Dr. Milton Buck has been formu- j r latiiig plans for the building of a , , new Church anil plant. lout Sunday morning, I)r. Buck 1 | mntle an announcement which in- « ( dicates that his ambftions are 1 J drawing nearer realization. The ' ,j infonnation was volutcercd that a \ committee had been appointed to 1 prepare tentative plans anil sped- , 1 ,1 fications for the proposed struc- 1 The committee appointed con- j 1 sista of Mr. RVilliamson as Chair- i I

man, Mr. Corson, Mr. Fogg Dr. Milton Buck. d In due season the committee win call presumably a spcdal meeting of the congregation, and prewnj I their deliberations and plans tot further consideration and adon. tion. . Services on the last Sunday were largely attended, ami powerful sermons were delivered by the pastor. Dr. Milton Buck was appointed tk-lcgate to the State Sunde Iht School Convention convening thi I'K 1 week. Next Sunday morning. Dr. buck will use as the subject of his dii. course, "The Secret of Advancement in Christian Life and Ser1 At the Evening service, d, > proposed to deliver the first • of a series of discourses under the ■ general caption "Practical Kclig. The first discourse will lie on i the "Homes of Ocean City."

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