OCEAN CITY SENTINEL, THURSDAY, JANUARY 11, 1923 ^ . - . r-

Jottings From Our Schools Magician Unger To Perform At Girls Basket-Ball Benefit INTERESTING NOTES. OF INTERESTING PEOPLE WRITTEN BY "UNKNOWN CONTRIBUTOR." WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT THE TEAM 1>II> ON THE TRIP TO NEW YORK?

'ItlyOUR JANITOR Student* ami tfbchers, there is a man in our school that we ilon't see very otfen, anil liuve Riven very little thought as to his iluties. He Supplies you with something I that makes you feel so comfortable that you never cast a thought about liirn, not even at Christmas time. He is one that receives no presents from the ones whose comj forts he atlcmla, anil receives ■ little oy no apprcriation for his services. If l:r> s!i ilil happen to forget to come i - - In ol some cold morning, everyone of us. would inquire about him; ami if he could not be found the school would have to lie closed. He is located in the lower part of the building, where the air is none too good, but fortunately, finals time nccoxionly to step out of his quarters, for a breath of air, and absorb the warm rays of the sun that rises in the eastern sky. Now, we arc not going to keep you in suspense any longer as to whom we nre writing about, hut will say that it is our school janitor. Mr. D. I,. Vanamun. Since twenty years ago, last December 14, Mr. Vanaman has been the janitor of the High School. The present building was built in 1907. While in the old l.ji' iing there was time that Mr. Vunaman had to fire the hoilers, standing in water 10 to 12 inches deep; and the gasoline engine, whylie says that he nearly pumped his mms off to get it started. After the completion of the present l>uild: ig, his suroundings and his clutii were more pleasant. Yet he kept quite busy. Among the n of his dutigs. arc: recording , the temperature in the various rou ns every half hour, trying to Veep it at 08 to 70 degrees; open and close the building, ring certain bells, raise and lower the flag, , clean and sweep the rooms, etc.; make repairs to seats and a hundred other tilings; assist in preserving order in the basement and perform numerous other duties. .

On a cold moming while many of us are sleeping he comes to the school at 3 o'clock and fixes his fires. In the "hi building the equipment when liist installed was the best there was; but since viewing the plans and the kind of leating and ventilating systems, vhich are to he put iii the new 3igh School building. Mr. Vana- . nan has begun to dream of bet- . er days. I-et's nil hope that his SALE OF CHRISTMAS SEALS < Prof. Unger, who had charge of the distribution of the Christmas 1 (Reals among the teachers, reports 1 that the sale amounted to (168.03, - 913.47 more than last year, and B72.80 more than two years ago. : Last year the sale amounted to 1 §154. r.G and two years ago was ' §05.11. Althought no contest was J '■ranged between the various ifgDoms, however it might be stated, ' that Mis. Kelchum's room, the 7th rmde, .■!■! the greatest number, noui.ling to (33.00; while Miss mcNi d room, fith grade, was eon- 1 v '• (26.40 worth of seals. wi .- to figure from what e a- " would be for each ' upil, we would find that Miss Mac- - eal's pupils would average the ghest Miss MacNeal's rooms ' th 38 pupils would overage 80 1 nts. Mrs. Ketchum^ room with I Opti pi Is, the average would be 1 5 cents per pupil. ' It Is belived that the response I hich has been made, by Ocean ' ; ty this year, has been a most 1 ncrous one, and all who bought 1 » als, have a right to feel that v ley have had an opportunity to r dp in the good work, to reduce ■e preventable deaths from tuerculosis. 1 — O.C.H.S. RESENTS SENT TO * TUBEtjj'cj,'LAR CHILDREN |- Last week §# ntioned about a | r rtain room contributing their £ oney that they would use in buy- 1 1 g presents for their teacher, to m poor -children of Belgium, f Ince that time we have learned c at another room, the seventh t rade pupils, contributed their e oney toward buying books for 1! a tubercular children of the e orth American Home, which is v sated in Atlantic City. Mrs. M. 1 Ketchum, their teacher, and the a ipila should lie complimented up- s this splendid act of kindness, r Everyone of the 68 cripples, who f

are in this home, will l>e made,. happy in reading these liooks. i't -O.OTA— 1 ?n TEACHERS ABSENT ' :s. As usual, after holidays, a num-ij ig her of our teachers have been ab■t- sent on account of iljness. Mrs.! hl Ralph Van Gilder, fromekiy Miss ' Harriet -M. Schurch, and Principal! ,K of the Wesley Avenue School, now j >o u sub teacher, has been kept busy! 11- this past week in filling the differ- '' i.ir.n in . ( is O.OT.S. 1 1 10 COAL SHORTAGE J 1,1 Never have the janitors of the 1 schools nnswered the same (|ues- 1 Id *iou so man ytimes before, as dur- . re i"g the past wee. Constantly the :J children have been coming, and in-, quiring us to how much coal they|n !* had in their bins, and wether there'" * would lie enough for tomorrow. ' " * Several times little tots were seen ' 1 peeking in the coal bin, and were C ■ heard to say ,"1 hope they run out r of coal so that we would have no e school tomorrow." To satisfy our curiosity. Mr. " Shearer states that they are only getting coal from day to day. Mr. j Yaiiuman says, that he has enough to last alsiut u week, hut if a sev1 ere cold spell sets in that it would s last only about two days. O.OTA ( I JOHN DEVINE TO RESCUE !e The members of the Basket-ball w fa team, thanks John Devine for his y s" splendid nerve in stepping out in J; y front of his fellow students, at the „ " basket-ball game last Friday even- 0| r ing, and helping our team on toLj 1 victory by leading the students B with their yells. w 1 This kind of a student is whit - we call a life-saver. John is a t clerk at the A and P store, mem- • her of the A. J. F. Club, and is; 1 slated to boss the fottball team R 1 next season. Now we all know *t 1 who John is. Quarter, please to • John. ,|( — O.C.HAARBUCKLE TABOOED ^ 1 The other day several boys were ! 3, s- seen fighting out in the alley.!

>t The y'were approached to see what ' >e it was all about. Upon investiga- [ is tion it was foun dthat they were! * fighting to see if "Fatty" Ar1B buckle's pictures would come back. I -a tor it was learned that the boys! who were favor of the pictures,! "• lost. Now all of us should be con- j w tented that the pictures remain in | storage, because the hoys have | settled the question, and Mr. Hayes! is will not need to give this matter! any further thought. - O.C.H.S. MISS LYNCH ENTERTAINS ! f Not only docs the younger eleK mcnt of our schools enjoy home' s parties, hut some of those who are I just a little older enjoy them. J Miss Lynch entertained a numl>er of her friends who are from out of ton, at her home this past 1 s week. We aie wondering from j s whom she bo rowed the coal. Well a know someone who will be in need 1 1 I of coal soon, ami probably will I < J have to borrow .steal or buy it. j' * HOW OLD WERE THEY? Last week there were three high t school students who had birthdays, . , Helen Carew, Dorothy Barlow, and . Jack Venable. i This week there has been six „ students who have had birthilays, ' ) Edith Holeran, Gladys Hess, j I Van Sant, Stanley Mum- , 6 ford, Alfred Bevan, and William | j Carothers. The days on which e ; their birthdays occurred, nor their , I wil Ibe mentioned, ofr we want t them to get no spankings, but inII stead wish to extend to them best 1 t wishes upon their birthdays, and i , many more birthdays like them. 1 -O.C.HA— ; BEAUTY CONTEST 1 PROCEEDING ' The contest for the best looking | hoy and girl, in the High School is now under way. All the students ' ' a chance to vote in the pri1 marie.- on Monday, and Tuesday, 1 ■ r and th? first votes were cast' on | ' . J Wednesday and Thursday. ' >1 In the primaries the boys'voted ; 1 . for the best looking girl in his ' i class, while the girls voted for the ' 1 looking boy in her class. As ; r result there were eight candi- 1 r one and one girl from each t class, for the final election, which '■ * was held on Monday and Thursday. ' . winners of the various classes ; s and the winners of the whole , 1 - school, will appear in the news 1 next week. The polls were open > for students to vote, the last five j ( c.1 s j 1

'minutes of each physical training period. : -o.c.Hs.- | A. J. F. CLUB'S NEW HOMEE 1 Through the kindness of James tl_ Chester agent for William F. Shriver, owner of the Bourse Building, the A. J. F. Club have secured new quarters in the Bourse . Building. The hoys are grateful to thesr men, for the consideration they -show for the boys of our town. Certainly there could have lieen no e better Christmas gift, than this, j There are two rooms, one which the hoys have fixed. up for a social and dancing room, while the other one is used for games, and meeting purposes. There is also a third room in which they hang : their hats and coats. There is " ! running water in one of the rooms. J i The boys have furnished the rooms wit hrugs, chairs, tables, anil have the walls decorated with pictures and pennants, so that they have made it a very attractive club* ! place. They have a victrola with a number of records and magazines of all descriptions. Upon entering the rooms, we find some of : the members playing cards, some checkers, some dominoes, some enjoying the voice of Caruso, whiel others would be increasing their | mental capacity reading hooks and ! magazines. They plan to have an open house, every third Wednes day evening, in which their parents, friends and sweethearts, may come and spend an enjoyable ev- - ening. The rooms are for the use of - the members of the club only. What more could a hunch of fel- ' lows ask for, than such quarters 1 that the hoys now occupy. i O.C.HS. A GREAT HUNTER ' When it comes to shooting deer, (No Herman, not dear, hut deer), it to Earl Seaman, a Senior in our high school. One day last I week he and his father killed a I snag deer, weighing about c pounds, near Tuckerton. It i ' exhibited in front of the store of I_ L. Wallace and Sons. The ( 1 sight of the deer drew hundreds \ > of ou> children around, as honey \ would bees. - O.C.H.S. < STUDENT POW-POW ' 1 Monday morning. Principal „ Reichley detained the High School students after Assembly exerices, have the representatives of the s debating team, Earl Seaman and Car) Risley, to give an account of f the conference which they attend- o ed Ffiday and Saturday in New c Brunswick, N. J. Also Scott e

j Adams, captain of the boys' bas1 ket-ball team, and Marion Trout, " , manager of the girls' team, gave e ! talks on the games last Friday '* night. — O.C.H.8. — i, GEORGE GARDINER INJURED It is with regret that on account n ! of -an injury. George Gardiner, e j star guard on the basket-ball team s ! will be out of the line-up for a r 1 few weeks, and may he the remainder of the season. His side i has been bothering him for some ; time, and has developed to be j more serious. No doubt Coach -(Unger will put Marcus Blackmail ';in his position. - O.C.H.S. — GIBBS PLAYED 1 Charles Gibb, while taking his t i physical training work in the gym 1 j last Wednesday, injured his head ? . by cutting in it a deep gash. It I j looked as though he would he out I ! of the game Friday night, but by ! using a helmet, he played his ever ' steady game. — O.C.H.S. — PROF. KILBY INJURED Accidents don't always happen | the gym, or on the athletic field. Last Saturday, while working in ; the manual trainintg department, Prof. Kilby cut a deep gash in the ' top of his head. Herman Selvagn applied first kid treatment to the wound after which hte Prof, went 1 r —O.OTA— t DEBATING CONFERENCE TYie High School sent as dele- . gates to the ninth annual Debat- < I Conference, Earl Seaman and Carl Risley, Seniors. They went up to New Brunswick the night before to be at the conference in the morning of Jan. 6. The stuI dents saw to it that they received , a night's lodging at the Chi Psi ! Lodge, and gave them a fine , breakfast to start the day right. The main conference was held , I in the Kirkpatrick Chapel begin- , ning at 10.30 A. M. The question selected for the South Jersey I group is. Resolved: That in view , of the economic distress in Europe, , the United States should cancel at . least 50 per cent of the war debt , . of its allies. 1 The South Jersey group consists of Wildwood and Ocean City, Woodbine and Egg Harbor City, i The semi-final debates being held , on March 23, —id the final debates i held on April 27. 1 The delegates were given a fine ■ dinner, at the Women's College at! in

ig 1.45 P. M.. the delegates being taken from Rutgers College to the Women's College by buses furnish- , e.| by the committee. Most of the " delegates left at 3.15 so as to get home before midnight. Come out and help the team win this year. sc ACQUITTED! Miss Amanda Wright was freed sr of charges before Judge Reirhly, (y In the High School Court, n. A very interesting mock trial 10 was held last Thursday, Decemlier s. 21st, in the High School auditor:h ium, hy the senior civic class, a! Miss Amanda Wright w-as false:r ly charged of driving an automot- bile recklessly; by -Ercd Currie, and while intoxicated. She was g drested by Miss K. Sinkinson, the is Chief of Police of the senior class, s. on Mrs. Currie's complaint, is Before «he court, Miss Wright e and her w-itnesses, proved that she * was in a motion picture theatre e at the time of this supposed scene, b* The state, who took the side of h the complaintant, tried to prove 1- that Miss Wright was on the 9th - St. Boulevard, in an auto and driv-' f ing recklessly at the time of this Air. E. R. Seaman and Mr. J. H. , ] ■1 Venable, the state attorneys, put 1 up a strong fight against Miss'1 I Wright, while Miss Elizabeth Mc- 1 * Collough and Mr. P. C. Tattin, Jr. 1 put up a strong fight for the ac-.' - quitta! of Miss Wright. ,- Miss Wright proved, to lie right |' - when Mr. Augustus Smith, the j foreman of the jury announced the 1 I" verdict in fav r ,-f her. ' After being acquitted Attorney 1 - filed a challenge against Mr. « Currie, to settle for damages and contracted hy Miss Wright, or face suti. Mr. Currie ( has not acted as yet. , ! .FAULTY ENGLISH ' Charges _ of Imd spelling, and ' t loose paragraph construction, poor 1 English, was-made by 200 or so of " : college instructors at a convention : in New oYrk City recently. * They say, "Won't you try to use ! effective sentences once in a f 1 while. Try to choose the right a - word and spell it correctly." C That's just it, that is what all s of us try to do, hut somehow we t fall hy the wayside, especially the J unknown u-riter of these miserable , notes. „ O.OT.S T STATE TEACHERS ASSOCIA'N C Judging from an account in the „ Jersey School News, it will s only bef a short time, when the j, county teachers' institute will be s eliminated and that the teachers t(

is- will l>e required to attend the Jt, meeting of the New Jersey State ve Teachers' Association. The state ay meetings will be held on holidays as they are now. The teachers will lie obliged to attend, and they ,D will receive a wage for time spent, equal to the per diem of such nt teacher. m O.C.HAa RADIOPHONE e- Miss Elizabeth Hartman, school le nurse, has recently installed in her home, one of the most powrer- * ful radiophones in this part of the :h tountry. It is a three stage am>n phication high wire length, 3000 meters, and the whole apparatus including horn is inclosed in a beautiful cabinet. News from Mexico has been received and Germany's code picked up. id Now, Miss Hartmann, since we lt have made known the fact that Jt you have a radio, and have described it so perfectly, we leave it ,r to you to tell of this wonderful person, who presented it to you. How about inviting us in sometime for an entertainment. -O.OTA- ,, BULLY FOR HERMAN n We will soon have a new int> strument for our orchestra. Last ,e Saturday P. M., we happened to drop into the manual training de,e partment and found Herman Sel,t vagn. leader of our orchestra, member of the Sunday School orchestra, member of the A. J. F., member of the Junior class. Gym team, wrestling team, football squad .and hair cutter, tuning up his xylophone. He says that with ^ a short time, he hopes to be able to manufacture all the instruments lt used in our orchestra. We might n say that Herman is musical through and through, and knows 1 *j ■ just when to hit the sharps, and B' when to hit the flats. — ^ O.C.H.S— Id THE H. S. ORCHESTRA 1- The High School Orchestra is ■n one of the best organiaztions that y there are in our schools. *' Herman Selvagn, who is the leader of the orchestra, and who lt has the ability equal to that of ,l John Philip Sousa, and a violinist equal to Fritz Kreisler, is doing a >- wonderful piece of work. He has )'( in hiB orchestra such players 'as y- Doyle Huff, pianist who {days with Id the touch of F. Himmelreich; Ira, t* Vincent, Joe Broadley whose play- 1 :ing surpasses E. Zimbalist;- Fred te Pfitzenmyer, who plays the saxo-j it! phone with as much ease as that j t

g of J. Moermans; Wilbur Miller. ie cornetist acomplishes such as v would make Herbert Clarke look ,e with shame; Walter Huff, clarinet>t 1st. would cause Louis -Christie to it liegin taking lessons again; and last John Devine, who plays the drums, and whose co-ordination of hands and feet is perfect. So much so that if John could he <1 heard hy James L. Lent, the world's greatest manipulator of the drums, he would imniediately »1 toss his whole outfit into the t ocean. When Herman has his r- xylophone completed, he no doubl wil become another Albert Mutter. '- The Orchestra has a three-fold aim: first, to make the morning ?> assembly exercises more interests ing; second, to make the periodie cully given entertainments a ; -, | greater success; third, to encourage students who have musical ' t j ability ot play in public, and to : e enjoy it. 1 e -O.C.H.S-- 1 f WHEN DO WE s PLAY BASEBALL? 1 The students ure wondering _ . where we are going to play base- ! s bal Ithis spring. The old baseball ' park has been sold, and cut up ' ; into lots, and part of them sold. *!We cannot play on the diamond , ! made on the Camp Grounds, lie- j J ' Ocean and Atlantic Avenues " for that will be broken and the new High School will lie under " ' construction by that time. The ' , plot of ground near Bay Avenue, j Fifth and Sixth Streets " , is being considered for n baseball park, but will this he ready for,11 , baseball this spring. ,s -O.OT.S a I JUNIORS GET RINGS n The Junior class met in Miss a • Colhum's room last Friday after- d noon, and John Boswell, president id , of the class, presented the class ii * with their rings. They feel very v proud of them. Some of the rings 0 are of white gold and look very ! attractive. fa - O.OT.S.- a TWO BRIGHT SISTERS ' Misses Ruth and Dorothy Jones, ll former students in our schools, L and now attending the Mt. Idaj" Girls' School, at Newton, Mass., ■ spent the holidays at home with!8 'their parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. R. J* , Jones. Dorothy is taking a course in, art, and specializing on the violin. I ^ is taking first year high elocution. . I.ike all other students they have J " a hobby. Dorothy's hobby is ' " swimming. Most of us know that ^ is her favorite sport here in the j 1 summer. Ruth's hobby is horse- ' j* riding, of which she is rapid- •' 1 " hack riding, 01 wwen sne is rapid- ■

,c ly becoming an expert. At a meet " held recently, she won second •® prize. y WRESTLING TEAM t, The wrestling team will be orh ganized this week. The evenings for practice have not as yet been definitely a ranged. They will lie arranged suitable to the convenience of the participants. Owing J to the evenihgs after school being 11 taken, coaching boys' and girls' "• basket-ball teams, Physical Direc- * tor Unger has appointed William Kelelr, a new student who has had 0 considerable experience in wrest- " ling, and who has won several 0 prizes at the Augusta Military n Academy, Fort Defiance, Virginia. Mr. Unger has communicated with several places for matches. A e manager will lie appointed within it a short time. '* O.C.H.8.— ,1 GIRLS' BASKET-BALL TEAM ON TRIP Manager Marion Trout announces that this Friday evening, the High School Girls' Basket-ball ' Team, will entrain to Hnddon Heights, to play - the high school " girls of that place. 1 Owing to the fact that the boys 0 have a game at home, Coach Un- * ger w(ll not he able to accompany * the tedm. However, Mrs. Unger fa will make the trip. It is understood that the Haddon Heights •. fair maidens are a fast aggregan tion, and our team may have eon- !' siderable difficulty in bringing P home the victory. This will be " the first real game of the Reason, e j for them. This game would have B been arranged a little later in the 1 season, if it was possible to have I done so.The team will leave about "'noon on the Pennsylvania R. R., II change at Camden, then on to Haddon Heights. Coach Unger sends the follow- j ing gjrl^ and the line-up will he ! as follows: s Emma Stockton and Dorothy Stiles, forwards; Caroline Rogers.' center; and Lovedy Welch, side e center; Captain Mary Collins, and " , Edith Powell, guards. Subs, Helen Buck, and Arien Bailey. I Manager, Marion Trout. -O.C.H.S.— b BOYS PLAY BURLINGTON TOMORROW NIGHT a. Manager Fitzgerald announces - i that the boys entertain the Bur-i il lington High School Ave, this Fri- - 1 day evening, at the Temple BuildI I ing. Thia will be the game of thej, ,

r. season, for we learned that they .s are coming here to show us the k .hiand of basket-ball they play up along the Delaware. It is hoped o that a latge crowd wil Iturn out. ,1 to help our boys to win. No e .loirfit hut what Coach Unger will if start his regular line-up, however, 0 lie is contemplating a change or e two. Baron and Boswell. fore anls; Adams, editor; Gibb and f Gardiner, guards. Subs. Blacky man, Adams and Pfitzenmyer. O.C.HS 1 BOYS' BASKET-BALL SCHEDULE il Marley Fitzgerald, manager of ? the boys' basket -hall team, an- ' - nounces the following hasket-h.il I 1 - schedule for the season of 1922 land 1923. , 1 Dec. 15, Woodbine H. S. at ; I home; Dec. 21, Passaic H. S. away; j : > Dec. 29, Shamrock Club of Atlan- 1 ' tic City, at home; Jon. 5, Pleas-;' antville H. S. at home; Jan. 12, i1 Burlington H. S. at home; Jan 20, :l , Hammonton H. S. away; Jan. 23, 1 r Pleasantivlle H. S. away; Jan. 26, ' ";K. of C. Reserves, of Atlantic City, " I at home; Feb. 9, Pleasant villc H. ' ( S. at home; Feb. 21, Atlantic City c H. S. Reserves, away; Feb. 23, | Haddon Heights H. S., away; Fell. ' 27. Pleasantville H. S., at home: ' ; Mar. 2, Hammonton H. S., at home; Mar. 13, Burlington H. j . Mar. 16, Haddon Heights H. S. at home. Feb. 2, Feb. 16 and March 9 are ! open wates and efforts are being •' made to have these dates filled in i; short time. i> It ia unfortunate that we are un- j c aide to get games with Wildwood, I and Cape May City. We ca!h see;'1 no reason why games cannot lie , 11 arangod with Wildwood, but we p see a reason for Cape May City; due to the entanglement of dates, ! P our football- schedule last fall, j i' : which resulted in dissatisfaction the part of Cape May City. . h One can see from the basket- j o hull schedule this year, that we | 'I getting In touch with the out- j (ide world. — bigger and better | h and traveling greater (lis- 1 C tances from home. Even the girls : are playing better teams, such as j h Hammonton, and' Haddon geights o ! and other games pending. More 1 j of such calibre would he at- , b , tempted if finances permitted. , A -O.C.HA- o A. A. ENTERTAINMENT j w The High School Girls' Athletic ! , Association, will give an entertain- j n | mcnt in the High School auditor-! j ium on next Tuesday evening, at h 1 o'clock. The entertainment is t: ! given for the benfit of the girls' t |iasket-hall team. This entertain- { ment will lie the only means, by o

y* which the girls can raise 'sufficient « e finance to defray traveling ex-1! [) per.ses. They receive no. gate re- r I ceipts of their gomes played in the . Temple Building. There is only t ;) one-third to lie received and that J 1 goes into the Boys' Athletic As--ociation. But the girls have no c fi objection to not receiving their i . share, since they have the priv- h I iloge of using the hall, use-of the . halls d»nd placards used for adver- c rising the games. The beys have v these things to pay for besides their suits. y Marion Trout, manager of the I; ; ; basket-ball team; with her commit- f r lee. are arranging an interesting . program for the occasion. Among , , I I the qumliers will lie seen Mr. Un- J , | ger, who will entertain with his T magic art, and will try U) mystify |. : ; all with a fine tine of tricks., . ; Everyone will recall how Mr. Un- ji !|ger d olighted the audience here, h . Pleasantville and in Atlantic City; , upon several occasions. Harriet B| will dance. The Golden laof Ocean City will sing. The! „ ! High School Orchestra will play, dj program is not yet completed. ,|| all who come will lie assured nof a splendid entertainment. Tickets are printed and nre lie- c( ing sold hy the member* of the team. OF A MEMORABLE TRIP You ought to have heard Tom aloft the Woolworth Build792 ft. above Broadway. Nothing like the way he breathes coming into the A. J. F. Club, i What would Scott have done i lie had fqrgotten his shecpsldfti; moccasins, especially at the Pcnns, ! Edwin hy mistake used tooth ; paste instead of soap to wash his ! Mr. Unger came nearly losing ! his head when he |>oped his head :out of a sliding door, making iniquities as to where we were. A Where's the opera glasses, was j heard a thousand times at the Tl Columbia. | Tom stretched his neck two I ahead, w-fien he hadnt the H I opera glasses. ! You ought to have seen Scott R; ! when Dan asked Miss AmerTca to show him (he badge. Marley's only fault was that he ! always wanted to cat where there I were pretty waitresses. Charley says that (10.55 was too i much :Io pay for table cover. jrtk is still trying to find out, tnc~ water soaked towel and 10 ft. iron rod, rame through the transom. Edwin gets a nightmare 3.00 o'clock m the morning, and caus-

ed a riot among the guests at Penn Post. That's why we all moved to th 6 Marlborough. Two white ghosts appeared on the basket-hall floor at Passaic. and John participants. Team introduced to the aristocrats at Pa- -aie. among them were A.-henof-ky. Zabotii.sky and Robbininity. Marcus gets in wrong room, in there. Edwin studies monkeys at the about one-half hour, and finaldecides that v.e never sprang monkeys. CYtatles couldn't endure such company, got off at*Summit Ave. City, instead of Manhattan Transfer, and gets home 4 hours .Scott strains his neck looking at a stenographer, 40 stories high, in Wall Street, New York City isn't so big after I all, when we all humped into one | another nt 46th St. and Broadway j coming out of the subway, after I at Bronx Park, going in directions, to sec who - I would get to the Hippodrome flrst. Marcus gave a waiter a ninecent tip for a ninety-cent order. / — O.C.R.8. — ON THE WIRE Rrrrrrrrrrrrr- 1 -N-G. "Hello. A. J. F. Club?" "Yes." "Is Marley there?" "Yes." "Yes." ^I'-Then Scott?" "* "Well, I have missed you for ^bmo time. Won't you come over?" "Oh. Thanks!" "By the way, who is this?" "Prof. Reichly." HANG! O.C.HS. — SCHOOL POEMS Aram and Eve hail an awful time. Ami truly, I am no liar, couldn't own a car at all, Because they lacked attire! How doth the dizzy little dears. Drag down the A's and B'a — By sitting where the sitting's good. And showing pretty Icnecs. Little Miss Floiter, Sat at a counter. Eating n chocolate parfait; Marley a cakeeating fool Took the very next stool. And soon he liad two checks to pay. Here lies two fools, (Continued on Page Six)

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