TWO OCEAN CITY SENTINEL, THURSDAY, MARCH 8, 1923 7 . ^ ^ . i. D> Tokn UnmlliV ORDINANVF V« iu. The Rev. John No.

Bunch of Broncho Busters Steal Away In The Night To Rowdy, Razzy Round-Up TWO TIMOROUS TREMBLING AND TAMED TENDERFEET. LED HI V A. LEAKING GUIDE, ARE MADE TO, DANCE THE WILD FANDANGO ON THE VOLTED CARPET J

Quiet and sober, seemingly harmless /ml respectable, judging ? from their outward demeanor. 75 Hough Riders of. Round Up No. 5, IP .assembled themselves at the RanE-" ch on a recent evening. Mortal man could never imagine from their conduct that the miscreants have no respect for the law, or the hides of their fellow creatures. Their movements are all shrouded in mystery. Away they steal in the shadows of the night, and screened by darkness ate able to perform their ■ wicked rites and tortures undisturbed. In a similar secretive manner : they return to their various ran- 1 ches, leaving no trace behind them t to betray their actions unless it be an inability to sit comfortably for t several days afterwards, on the t part of their victim. t Strange to relate however these j positively refuse to betray their j cruel torturers; rather they seem r ;o be consoling themselves over t _ their bruised anatomy, by cherishi.ig the hope of "doing likewise, t and more"' to some other poor ten- c derfoot. Arriving at the Ranch in Atlan- l< tic City, preparations were im- c mediately made for the initiation, d through the nerve-wrecking and » blood-curdling riles of the Round " Up, of two helpless tenderfeet, one of whom came into the paddock di banging at the end of a lasso, ct borne along by Rough Rider Kir- e< by. e:

I" due season the horrifying cereprfmal* was under way. >vn this occasion, the diabolical ingenuity of Welcome Shake Hughes, and Cheerful G*ide Lear, had devised a new torture. A* the tenderfeet were led into the arena, each Rider forming the circle around, suddenly released a| little white feathered bird out oft his hand. The birds made a pretty sight as they cavorted through the air; Alas, not as innocent as they seemed, each bird carried a charge of dynamite near the terminus of its suburban car Jine, which exploded with a fearful denonation J as it alighted on the floor. A hundred or more of these; cannonading denizens of the air, I hopped around the feet of the, luckless tenderfeet, as they were led into the Valley of the Scented Scull. Upon this occasion the Roughonly Riders seemed to a man to have been charged with a million volts of highly concentrated "pep" and their joy knew no bounds as the tenderfeet danced a wild Fandango upon the super vol ted Magic Carpet. Truth to tell however, there was some excuse for the merriment; for the tenderfeet certainly did perform some wonderful acrobatic j stunts, and a series of brilliantly executcd "high kicks" as they trod over the innocent looking rug underneath which a hundred fieryserpents coiled and writhed a- I round. i - When the tenderfoot missed his , e step and alighted in a less decor- t ous manner on the carpet, to be 1 bitten with red hot fangs, in the i vicinity of the South Pole o: the'e spinal column, the exhibition was!

it- most certain i y**ten.<a:ional. ig ProbahJy the most touching ami 75 pathetic scene came when the two tenderfeet, on their ki.ees before n- the Grand Potter and Cheerful Lear, were made to repeat the soa- iemn vows of the obligation. It ' le was a sad ami .sorrowful spectacle; >r and "more." :v 1- If the tenderfeet carry out alii •j the r pledges, the members of. the A i- legislature will be tormented with ; if demands for certain new laws unc- til the crack of doom, and "more." r It transpired happily that neib ther of the tenderfeet were tainted with tubercolosis. They blew r into the lung-testing apparatu.r with such force that the entire A i work exploded. F • The public has been made ac- * r quainled of course concerning the re i| wonderful' discoveries made recently in one of the tombs in Eg>- ch i pt. Relics of over five thou sum a ■ have been uneartheu. It is m i not however known that among ; ■ the relics two eggs were found. c: There were, and by some means these were produced by Cheerful or Iexr at the ceremonial. mi a Whiff!! Five thousand years is a In time to keep an egg fresh, ju as the Egyptians were, they on not discover means of'prevent- te: eggs from becoming a trifle malodorous in that space of time. Eventually the tenderfeet were duly and properly initiated, and 91, completely exhausted were invited to take a rest on the couch of and pleasant dreams. fav

igl Just for one brief moment however. It transpired that one of »' the galvanized serpents had crept j- from under the volted carpet, and r, hidden itself under the couch of 0 Snap! It* fiery fangs found a « | soft spot on the anatomy of the ( a j temlerfeet, and with a ghastly yell v if j they landed in the middle of the , i arena. it. Henceforth. Jessie Raymond , riKirby and Joseph Smyers are full- t y | fledged members of the Round Up. e M.J. Potter officiated as Grand . >f i American, John Kirby as Vice- I i- j Grand American, Evan Lear as ' n ; Cheerful Guide, Dr. J. Thornlev • Hughes as Welcome Shake, and ejRanscom Gaskill as Harmony I Guiiie. e i Following the ceremony, the *j Riders indulges) the inner man J with a delicious box-lunch, and y an abundance of Volstead White - Wine. LOCALSHUFFLEBOARD CHAMPIONS CLASH WITH CAPE MAY 1 : GO TO LEAGUERS OF;'" j THE OTHER END OF THE COUNTY. Eight shuffleboard experts, re- ! it presenting the Ocean City Young gi j Men's Progressive League, joum- , n< I eyed one night to Cape May, there ct lest their skill on the sanded j ft board, against a" team represent- j cu . ing the Progressive League of that fo 'city. th I Alas and alack! they were wal-.

loped without mercy! A. R. Smith captained the invaders, but . even that faded to save them from defer! . To .-ill -taming there must be .« me champions with the Weights D run up the -core tally. 'It TAN t IT Y ' (II Cap:. A. R. Smith. Harvey - : 37. j 1 3) Rolls Garret.- • . Wm, Old- 1

CAPE MAY <11 Maldiym, Keane. 100. <-') Wentxel. Shearer. 100, • "■ Wales. Hughes. 100. Total 300 point-. William Oldfield and Walter E. ' were present as reserves. I roast beef sandwiche.- ar.. I coffee. •' On a recent date the Cape May 1 came to Ocean City for e return tilt. A party of fourteen ■ mad* the journey, and considerable excitement attended the: - Again however the 'oca! play- d ers were defeated, although by no i " fact, the vfctors carried away ; c a narrow margin of twenty- '• point*, between the three team*. o Summary end score: OCEAN CITY " i ! I Kautchman. A. B. Smith, cl M. • 1 2) E. Crane. W. Oldfield, 72. l3i Rolla Garret son. A. Obi- " leld, 100. u neiu, iw.

Total 263 points. CAPE MAY ' Needles, Keane, 100. | 1 2) Meldrum. Hughes, 100. !3( Shearer. Wentzel, S4. Total 2S4 points. 1 The Jame over, the visitors were ' escorted to the Lorraine Hotel. where ample provision for the in- ! man was provided. The contest throughout proved 1 most entertaining, the utmost good fellowship prevailing. MAIDS DELIGHT AUDIENCE WITH FINE PROGRAM W ILFRED LINDSTROM MAKES STRONG PLEA FOR RURAL LIFE AND COMMUNITIES The Swarthmor« Chautauqua had , an auspicious opening on Saturday, with the appearance of the Victorian Maids, . in an excellent program of vocal and instrumental : j music, interspersed with some well ■ ! rendered elocutionary numbers. The four young ladies succeeded | j admirably in reviving an atmosj phere • of bv-gone days, as they 1 stepped on to the platform in billo*y, balloning crinolines. And I* added, they impersonate)! their j grandmothers cleverly, very digni- ' tied am! demure, and elaborately, ceremonious, typical of days when j folks had the leisure to study and , cultivate mannerisms and social j to a greater degree The Victorian Maids proved to | J | i- I e "

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th «' unusually versatile, and gifted. 1 sn Each, playe-i an instrument, all! s-'sang in ••.' concert, while her! ,. very pleasingly remltie.!. T -e !••* . iV' four artists being end ml with voice of good range a- • tonal quality. -election* that the Victories, t Mubi- execHed. Their stutter! r [ Selection very properly drew down Mi-- Helen Grace demonstrate'' ;re ability with the eapric: ■ "reil.,1 beyond all doubt, her re ition of the Tarantella being a tri umph of teehni(|je. Miss Ella Janet Dahi rattle< . iolced stick over the side drum. , am! delighted her audience with.- ; quaint reciutions. In ail .truth this young lady representee the irrepressible Hovden in the ,/•- nulined family, and of cflui-e • i every heart by her very evi- ; mischief and mirth. Tslren in nil rk[ nmimti, . . all mo

artistic from iieginuing to end. f . and merited all the flattering • I . the I erson of Alfred •Lim'- ; -.rem. a whirlwind of oratory steppeii on the piatfivriuc His lecwa- a rapid fire choice an--ense to the last word. Umlct the caption of "Magic j Circle Dr. Ljndstrom advanced defence of more just an.i ei;uitoemmunity. The speaker proved conclusively that he had studied his subject from every angle, and i has specialized in the problems of rural development. Rr. Lindstrom has seen life in j i a multitude of phases, and ha- J closely studied men under very During the World War he serv:eci as chaplain with the army, and gassed in the Argonne.

After hearing Dr. Lindstrom *- able lecture, one could not escape feeling some regret, that there were not more fathers with growing boys present. .. The speaker gave excellent council which if followed will tend :o create in the boy a deeper love for home and parents, and materially reduce the number of delin- ^ quents. , i'A'hen a boy comes to doubt his father's moral honesty," said D:. Lindstrom, "the boy is facing the greatest crisis in his life." Dr. Lindstrom gave some startj ling statistics, to prove his con1 ter.tion that the strenuous ami j'monotous life the average eoun- ] j try woman leads, is one of the A ' reasons accountable for the det- 1 Hjerioration taking place in rural ; eommuttitie-. Eighty-seven per " icon;, of them have no vocation " during the year. During the win- ; tor -eason the country woman toils an average of eleven and a ! ^ half hours a day, while in the - ^ . summer the number exceed* thir- | teen hours. * Concluding the lecturer marie eloquent plea for greater im- ! provement in the rural chureh J anal the rural school. Both instii rations are of paramount imporri j _! .j Ocean City's LEADING Advertising

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,i Pastor. i! Sunday service*, 10:30 a. m. and t - 7:20 p. i'-. Sunday School, 2:30 . p- ; * ne*.by, 7:30 p. m. FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHl'RCH Seventh Street and Wesley Avenue. J The Rev. Chan. F. N. Voegeiin. I Pastor. Moniing wur-hip 10:30 i -'■Bible Schoo' 3:30 Friendship Bible Class for Men 2:30 . Mary of Bethany Bible Class for Women 2:30 , j Evening Worship — — — " :30 . Midweek service for praise and prayer, Wcdnes day* 7:30 p. m. , A Homelike Church, with a cordial welcome. HOLY TRINITY PROTESTANT I EPISCOPAL CHURCH Northeast Corner of Eleventh Street and Central Avenue , The Rev. .b.-oph W. Watts. A. M.. . Rector. , Sunday Services 9:30 a. m. — Sunday School. 10:45 — Church service. 7:45 p'. m. — Vespers and ad- ^ dress. j Holy Communion first Sunday , of each month, 10.45 a. m. Saints' - Days and Holy Days. 10 a. m. FIRST BAPTIST CHl'RCH Tenth Street and Wesley Avenue. The Rev. Milton George Buck. Pastor. "The Church with a Cordial Preaching services, 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. ni. BiUe School, 12 m. i ' Prayer service Wednesday Fining. 7:30. Christian Endeavor, Sunday 6:30 p. m.

ST. AUGUSTINE'S CHURCH Asbury Ave, near Fourteenth St. The Rev. Thos. F. Blake, Rector. Mass at 10 o'clock, followed by Benediction. ... Mass Sunday at 10 o'clock, followed by Benediction. Mas.* Sundays at St. Joseph's Church, Somers Point, at 8 o'clock. HEADLEY & ADAMS eadingCoal AUo Kindling Wood kr barrel or rord. th* ton guaranteed. Bell o* Cnterpriee , Offire and Yord. TENTH AND WEST ! J. Prescott Cadman. Jr. | I *»««»» «• Estate of Mark Lake funeral Director i 800 Central Avenue j Ocean City New Jersey J AUTO EOUIPMENT ' ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW Harcourt & Steelman LAW OFFICES TST ASBL'RY AVE.. OCEAN CIT*. N. J. LAW BUILDING. ATLANTIC CTTT. N. J. Office Hows: I# A. M. I P. M. ANDREW C. BOSWELL Law Offices MASTER IN CHANCERY Basra* Bsildin*— Aaksr; A, rnoe and Itk OCEAN CITT. N. J. nnTFI s: ivn HOTELS AND COTTAGES

An ordinance to vacate a ^ ' ti"" a ""rtain fifteen foot £!' • street and a portion of a «n, .-.venue in the City of (Wsn ^ New Jersey. 1 he -Boartl of Commission j the City of Ocean City, ,i0 0_, Sec. I. That Simpton ; 'tween Seventh and Eighth in the City of Ocean City, yT Jersey , oe and' the same is ^ Sec. 2. That the' fifteen *j . tree l^tween Seventh »J l- i -bib streets anti between Sua. I "a> ave,lu^ »n « heap; ' ortl Sr^mflre h'r Sec. 3. Thi ordiiuuw^S ' take effect at the expiration-/ ' days from its final and when a map i- lee»||j j, am! approveil by the Boar-i g Uommisjioier, NOTICE. 1 The above or.linance was ed on fir.-t ami second reading,,, a meeting of the Board of Js* tiis.-iitt.er- „f Ocean City, 'Jersey, held February 19. lsa and will I*. taken up on tfe reading and final passage k , meeting of said Board to le ^ . Chambers. City HaH. OeraMV N. J.. at 3 o'clock P. M. HARRY MORRIS. . Oft adv., 2-22. 3t. Wm H. Powell • i. t r,-i| Contractor - Street Bnlldiii t Inn v - t.mrth -I and vv I Ov. HAN CHI. N j

•' "j Jos. Van G. Hoffecker. ARCMITUCT j 80J Eithtb St. Oceai City I d Nature's MttU *. Richards, D.G I CHIROPRACTOR Mituduute ot Pel met CuBuri Has opened offices in the Hi»: i.amont, Tuesdays, Thursday* m . Saturdays. Afternoon-" to 5; Evening-4 to I BRECKLEY'S HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTM t'linton L. Breckley. Prop. Ready Mixed Paints, Lead and S 920 and 922 Anbury A tea* Phone. 356-W ARCHITECTS VIMAN B. SMITH ARCHITECT <11 Guarantee Treat BaiMiei ATLANTIC CITY. N. J. ENGINEERS * Wm. H. Collisson, Jr. Aug. M. Am. Sec. C. E. Civil Engineer and SurTey* | t'ilj Engineer. Ocean City. K. J-

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THE MELROSE NOW OPEN c For the Season 1922 JOHN L. VAN TINE Prop. 1 4th Street and Asbury Avenue OCEAN CITY, N. J. HOTEL STRATFORD . Seventh and Ocean Avenue OPEN ALL YEAR Light Houtelteeping Roomi. Abo Boarding I lot Water I leal Special Low Ralra MRS. MILTON RUBINCAM N

FOR RENT apartment with hot •# heat and all conveniences . F E. CHAMPION 730 MoorlynTerrace Ocean City, N. J. VERNON HALL 735 Wesley Avenue NOW OPEN M. E. Beck

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Physician and Surgeon Office Hours : 0 A. M. to I P. M. Disease* of Eye, Ear, Nose and « Throat JJ» Gtaaooa PHted Cor. Wesley Ave. and 9th St. — 9 l. II A. M.: > m s P. m. ' ALLEN CORSON, M. D. 824 Wesley Avenue CITY NEW JERSEY j ®«U •» ^ late, -Stale 12k. A I JJERSCHEL PETTIT. M. D. I 891 Wealey Avenue OCEAN CITY. N. J. Offiee Ha* rat • to II A. M.: T ta 1 1. M. Wed. and San, t la IS A. H, «*ly •' Ben PWa ITS

» to It A. M. 7 to t P. M. John H. Whiticcr, M. ^ , 717 wesley atf.nlh ocean crrr, n. jtlffice Hour., Ocean City , Tneaday, Wedneodar. MB* » ta 12 A. MLl lt»k to H2«T-» DR. CHAS. H. VAU Ontcopathu/PhyricUa CH, Office Phltad^P udhes central phar*^ Eighth St. and Wetdry A* Phone 245 . J. Thomley Hughes, P- W. _ Pharmacirf fn £*" HHHHH