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Radio Program for Three Days ||

i ui day. june 25 f II.DK.-t— 326 Meter*, Wes'inghonsr Elrtlrir. East Pittsburgh, P.i. ' Eastern Standard Time 11.00 A M — Music. »f 11.30 A. M — Music, weather n i forecast. I'. S. Ilureau of market.' ; report- furnished through the Na- ' j tonal Stockman ami Farmer. 1 1 2. 11 !\ M.— Scores, inning by liming, of the games l>eing palyed ( 5.00 P. M.— Ball scores. J i 5.15 P. M.— Dinner concert by | IVestinghouse Band under the dij rcctioii of T. J. Vnstinc. i Program — "Prayer" from "lx»h- , i renerin." Wagner; Ballet Music 1 | from Faust, Gounod; Sextet fromj [ "Lucia." Donizetti; "Intermezzo] | Par IV Flours," from "Nulla," j ! Delihes. J 6.00 P. M. — Ball scores. Current i j e rents. i ' j Address hy Fighting Pat Mornn, j I manager, "Cincinnati Reds." "Farm Program" 6.30 P. M. — Program arranged : especially for the farmers by the) National Stockman anil Farmer. , 0.45 P. M-— The visit to the little j, f"lks by the Droamtime Lady. ; 7.00 P. M. — Ball scores. Nation- , al stockman and farmer market reports and the farm program continued. i 7.15 P. M. — Bond Concert hy the ; WrstinghouM> Band under the di-j t«ctiun of T. J. Vastine, assisted j by James Dougherty, baritone, j v ith a croup of Scotch Ballads. Band program — Overture "Light ! Cavalry." Suppe; intermezzo, "Cavalleria iiusticana," Mascngni; cornel solo, "The Sweetest Story Ever Told," Stultz; "Gipsy Life," characteristic, Kolilngf dialogue, j "Flute and clarinet," J. V. Hamm; ] Echoes from the Opera, Tohani. | S-I5 M. — Ball scores. Nation- : al Stockman and Fnrmer Market Report. 9.55 P. M.— Arlington time signals. KYW— .315 Meters — Westinchouse. Chicago. III. Central Standard Time -S.30 A. M. — I .ate news anil com-' nient on the financial and com- ' mercial market. I' 00 A. M. — Market reports. «-30 A. M. — Late news and comment of the financial and commer-. cial inerkct. 9-5s a. m. — Naval Observatory: time signals. "0 00 A. M. — Market reports. 10.05 A. M. — Weather reports. 10.30 A. M. — I .ate financial news ami comments. 10.55 A. M-— Table talk by Mrs. Anna J. Peterson of People Gas Conyiany. "1-00 A. M. — Market reports. II 50 A. M. — Late news and com men! of the financial and commercial market 12.00 M. — Market reports. 12.20 P. M. — Closing market quotations. 1.15 P. M. — Late financial comment anihnews bulletins. 1 50 P. M.— Closing stock qnotatiuns, Chicago Stock Exchange. 2.00 P. M. — Latesncws and sport bulletins. 5 00 P. M. — Late news and sport bulletins. 3.15 I\ M. — Stock report and late "<■*» bulletins. 3.30 P. M. — News and sport bulletins. < 00 P. M. — Late news and sport bulletins. I H i- 1

5.30 P. M. — News, financial and' final market and sport summary, n Financial summary furnished hy , Union Trust Company. g , 5.50 I". M. — Children's Bedtime: : Story. 7.00 to 7.5s p. M. — Musical- pro- . gram to I* given by the following artists: Maltle Timms, soprano;. Homer foddington, baritone; lew- m i- Meehnn, tenor; Wendell W. Hall ci KVW's Music Maker; Fredeaifkj Schauweeker, accompanist; Frank . W. Fried rich, accompanist; Bernicc pianist; also Cope Har-'ti ■vey and his orchestra at College ,|Inn, Hotel Sherman, Chicago. 7.58 P. M-— Naval Observatory time signals. ; n 6.00 P. M. — News and weather |cj reports. 8.05 to 8.26 P. M.— Review of / j I the latest hooks by Llewellyn Jones c SATURDAY, JUNE 23 a KDKA— 326 Meters. WestinghoUHC 1 Electric, East Pitlsbnrgh, Pa. ! !r Eastern Standard Time | ( 1 9.00 A. M.— Music. 1 11.30 A. M.— Music; weather h reports, furnished through the Na- j - tionnl Stockman and Farmer. 2.15 P. M. — Scores, inning by in- , " ning, of the games played today. -j " 5.00 P. M. — Ball scores. , j 5.05 P. M.— Organ recital from 1 the Camut Motion Picture Then- | c tre, PitJffiurgh. Pa., Howard R. " i Webb, organist. _ , '' Program — "La Secret," Gantier; ' "Heart Throbs," Arnold; "Chant , D' Amour," Gillette; 'Berlin in ( t ! Smiles and Tears," Overture, Gon- , - radi; "Madrigalo," Simonetti; "Au i; IV Ballet," Adam; "Heart Wound, , y: Grieg; "Fernnndos Serenaile," Cnd "| man; Selection. ( ;. 6.00 r. M.— Ball scores; current ( i ; events. , Organ Recital continued. . , ,t "Men's Evening" , 5.30 P. M.— "Under the Evening ( •- lamp." prepared bv The Youth's ( Companion. Program— "Keeping on the Main ( ■ad," a story with a lesson for P'l»ll high school students; "Saved ; Without Orders," what happened | when the frigate Blenheim went : ground; Uncle Joe Bledsoe'ss Rat' ' —the true story of a rat that paid i- host two thousand dollars. 6.45 P. M.— The Visit to the Little Folks by the Dreamtime Lady, i- 7.00 P. M-— Talk of interest to r-imen by a representative of the J. !g. Bennett Co., Pittsburgh, ■yj Ball scores. 7.15 P. M-— Concert by the Allegro Mandolin Sextet and Com- . jpany— Personnel!: Percy V. Litchrs'enfels, Director and First Mandilin; Charles Dunford, Cecond Mnn-s-idolin; Edward P. Green. Mandola; [is Adolph B. Fox, Mando Cello; Alec J Stright, Guitar; assisted by Ivn; Kecfer. Reader; William Kottman,[ m! Lyric Tenor; Mrs. Percy V. Litch-, r- , cnfels, accompanist. Program — Sextet selections — | Overture "King Mydas," F.llenberR et | a. "Intermezzo," Mascagni; b. O iSole Mio." di Capua; "- "Valse n- Brston" (Drigo's Ballet "Les MU-j lions D'Arlekuin"). Lumbye; b-j a- ! March. "New Era," Boehm; «- j 1 "Once Upon a Time. Odell, Op. 71 1 irtjh. "Valsc F.spagnole" (by te<|u»«).j Metr.v-0.lcll; and "Echoes orjl,., •rt ! Arr. 0<loU- Tenor solos selected. ] Readings, sclecteil. Mandolin solos, ite by P. V. Lichtenfels. a. "RemembI ranee." Telma; b. (un^mpan^i) ul- '"In the Sweet Bye nnd Bye, WebirtfTtS P. M. — Ball scores. Nation-' al Stockman and Farmer.

[ 9.55 P. M.— Arlington time sig- — 345 Metern— Westinghouse, Chicago, III. Daylight Saving Time 9.30 A. M.— late news and comment of the financial and commercial market. 1 10.00 A. M. — Market reports. 10.30 A. M-— late financial news 10.58 A. M.— Naval Observatory time signals. 11.05 A. M.— Weather reports. 11.00 A. M— Market reports. 11.30 A. M.— late news and comi ment of the financial and commer- ' cial market. , , nr 4 u T.n. I... U... 11.35 A. Table tulk by Mrs.

Anna J. Peterson of Peoples Gas 12.30 P. M. — late financial new s p and comment. 1.20 P. M. — Closing market quotations. ! 2.15 P. M.— late financial com- I ment and news bulletins. 2.30 P. M.— Closing stock quota- j ; tions, Chicago Stock Exchange. I j 3.00 P. 51.— Lute news and sport : bulletins. ! 3.30 P. M.— News "and. sports. 4.00 P. M.— late news and sport F : bulletins. 4.15 r. M. — Stock report and news bulletins. 4.30 P. M — News and sport bul- _ letins. 5.00 P. M.— Latest news of the •lay. 6.30 P. M. — News, financial and market and sport summary, j ' theFinnmial summary furnished ' bv the Union Trust Company. « ' 6.50 P. M. — Children's Bedtime ' 1 8.00 to 9.58 P- M.— Musical program to be given through the cou1 rtesy of Lyon & Healy Concert , and Artist Department. Program will be announced by radiophone. Also Wendell W. Hall, KYW's Mu sic Maker and Cope Harvey nnd 5 his Orchestra nt College Inn, Ho- ' tel Sherman, Chicago. 8.58 P. M.— Naval Observatory 1 time signals. [ 9.00' P. M.— Weather report. 9.05 to 9.25 P. M.— "Under the , Evening Lnmp" service, including stories, articles and humorous , sketches. Service furnished by Youth's Companion. sunday, june 24 o KYW— 345 Meters — Wcstinghou.se, Chicago, 111. Daylight Saving Time 11.00 A. M.— Central Church service broadcast from Orchestra ]] Hall, Chicago, UL Dr. F. F. Shanj. ncn, pastor. Musical program under the dix rection of Daniel Protheros. j 3J» P. M.— Studio Chapel servi-j " ! rrq will be broailcast from West- '' ' inghouse Station KYW at 3.80 P. ~ Words of the Wise Di John D. Rockefeller rays the ;i. reason he never attends dinners or |- banquets is because the most all b ! or the speakers remind him of automobile wheels — the longer the t' "spoke" the bigger the "tire." ) __ (- BUMSTEADS WORM U SYRUP rt ;7* "K-'IS* IV nbv K« rxoj j ("V M. o- PI Hi I it|H 1 ■j

BITER BITTEN JOKER HOISTED ON ' HIS OWN PETARD [ Left Stranded Among Che Tombstones and Made to Walk Home Alone Poetic justice still lingers en f earth, ami very frequently i| liap- ! pons that the biter is bitten, the ^ | practical joker is hoisted on bis : v >wn iietanl, nnd he who lays n;f trnp for another is caught first in 1 ( "• ] a Thus it hnppeneil re.ently tn n';| well-known l-cginnnaire who shall j lie nameless, or identified no plnin- j , er4h.au by saying that the tenth, |;| | lite second and the first letters of! i the alpbnliet are the initials of his i ( .name. | , This worthy Legionaire it appears is an inveterate joker, and | nothing does he love so much as ( | to play n practical joke upon his ( | friends. Otherwise be is quite j • sane, a real fellow, wonderful gen-; ) lerous, and occasionally sober, i ! It transpires tliat recently upon k;n Thursday night following a | j meeting of the legion, he induced l a comrade to take him out for a J drive in his car. I Towards Somers Point they 1 mnde their way. Now whether it , was something in the atmosphere | of Somers Point that affected the i mischief bump of our friend canjnot be determined. ! At all events he began, to use Ijthe expression of one from whomi lithe narrative came, to monkey! I j with the operating apparatus of, ! the machine, shutting off the lights | and the power. •- This continued until they ennte | to Steelmaoville and the vicinity

of a graveyard. Here in some j mysterious manner the practical ] . joker obtained possession of the key of the car. ami quietly stepp|ed out in hiding. Who ran tell, perhaps the fellow . j was hiding in a clump of bushes : nearby, rolling his fat sides with " laughter, imaging the plight of his having lost the key. Here however liegan the scene . i the comedy in which the hitor | was bitten. The owner of the car j chanced to have another key in his! pocket. This he quickly applied jand drove away leaving the joker '* | among the tombstones. ( I One report states he was scared ( blue, another that he was greeny ; and pink. Alone miles and miles ^ the tombstones and the ghosts. a terrinhlc plight '. j Nothing remained for the ;"k'. i to tramp the miles hark. v.-h'«h" I did in the wee hours »' the | j morning. ( I Question Column If anything is troutding you ] write Mrs. Proper. She will I answer you in these columns. , "Dear Mrs. Proper: I am a beautiful young lady. 16 years old. . I am a blonde ami my friends say t I have pretty teeth nnd a winning j, smile. How , long should I wear s my dresses?" Ans.— Until you can talk father into n new one." „ Head o' the Class, Bill y j Teacher— "Willie! Define punc,f ture." „j Willie— "A puncture is a little j I hole in a tire usually found a great ! e distance from a garage or repair j Y shop." j

PHONE 789 Jobbing nnd Alterations HOWARD O. MacPHERSON Practical Carpenter nnd Builder "Satisfaction Is Our Motto" 1016 CENTRAL AVE. ! e. a. corson General Contractor 737 Asbury Avenue OCEAN CITY NEW JERSEY ROADS, SEWERS. BRIDGES. BU LK H EAps j Edgar P. Berger Real Estate In 31sl St. Section of Oceon City c.Tot«. » 'siaisisr, I/>ts Sold on Terms Real Estate For Sale Offices for rent, 8th and Wesley Ave; Heated; 2nd (loor. Store for rent, 8th and Wesley Ave; Heated. j. r. jones REAL ESTATE) 608-8th STREET OCEAN CITY. N. J. the Whole Dinner Hot Better even than that, ypu can cook a big meal, tix or aerrra venela at a time, with but three burners going. Th»r« because all the beat u retained and pot to work. ^sniocmiop OMMCTGUaQRCAlUMI AUo it*« a wonderful burner*. Alwayi look* e cooker, with refinements *pic and ipan. r and convenience* to be And there will be no I had in no other range. backache*, for the new You can work over the comfort height prevent* e enclosed, heat - retaining ttonping. top with comfort. Across Compact and durable. I it* smooth surface vessels Beautiful in design and can be pushed without finish Four sizes, ripping. Sre it demonstrated at Otease does not reach our Salesrooms. . II 5 City Gas Light Co. "j 839 asbury avenue

ETIQUETTE - By ALF.DA Whnl nnil When to do it j Any questions on citqueup will l»c glady angwered in ihi>colomn if addressed to A tola, , Dining If n guest spill* sail at a table,:, (should lie clea rit up or let the there is no moid, when pacing the ! food. - sliould a man help himself fust if he is ur-.t in line, or let the girl next Him help herself fi first ? . ' Thank you. Geo. B. Pcnn. l.lt is the maid's place to clear ■ anything spilt on a table. ] 2. He should offer it to the ladynext to him, just saying, "May I you?" Then she will see he is ! served liefore it is passed on. In the Theatre Dear Alcda: My husband and I attend the j > movies a great ileal, and I should! • like to know the answers to the . following questions: (1) Should n t w ife precede her husband down the ■ r aisle? (2) Also leaving the then-' tre. (3) Which should go in the! rrow to take their scats first? (t) j Does the same rule apply in the 1 church? Mrs. E.M.S. j i 1. Yes, whether married or not • >-!a woman should always precede a! I man down the aisle, ej 2. The same rule holds good ifi it ! there is such a crowd one must . ir ] leave in single file. Otherwise " I for the lady, when they can go jout together. 3. The lady. 4. Yes.

■ IPl Paintings Paperhanging j_ . Interior Decorators ^ j 401 ASBURY AVENUE OCEAN CIXV N. J. Phone 735 I 1— — ^ M grubb Wis. X -V J BUILDERS REAL ESTATE 609 Third Street s ■ ■ I. OCEAN CITY, N. J. Phone 437-R Now is the Time to d Plant Privet Hedge I. Thomas J. Thorn florist r 1128 Bay Avenue Ocean City NewlJersay leander s. corson ~ builder 1036 Wesley Arcnnc. william maloney i1 Auto Electrician Batteries Recharged and Repaired —all makes. Prest-O-late Battery and Gas Tank Sendee. Stewart- W a r n e r Speedometer Service. Airco Acetylene and Oxygen for cutting and welding. Starter, Generator and Ignition \ Work. 29 s. Florida Avenue ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. otis m. townsend builder OFFICE: 8th St., and Haven Ave. OCEAN CITY, N. J. Only galvanized nails used on ex- 1 terior work. Plans and Estimates Famished AU Work Guaranteed lewis cossaboon II Contractor and Bnilder 226 Asbnry Avenue OCEAN CITY Phone 66I-J

HELPFUL HINTS « v... v i v., • | . • ' ' " Itirle on your nail*. In d. take ., ; an ...dinary r.ranpe -tl.lt and i it liack. Cutting make - it grow ' twice as fast — and harder. Sore Throat. An- -economical and " • pi, -..did .mi. I- ,.t an i luke- Al fj Acquitted of Course ijc imrs wtthmk!ngl^key"i,r'' j •J Our Wall Paper ic J is a veritable find. We aim to I please the particular. Just come . ! down and inspect our numerous designs. If you arc criUcal it may •' take you a long time to decidethere are so many patterns to, if . choose from— but the point is that ycu can lie suited exactly right and : at prices that will appeal to you : ^ ALFHHD K. SMITH 1048 Asbury Ave. Ocean City New Jersev

you a cottage, bungalow oi apartment to furnish? We have a Of FURNITURE at less than Philadelphia prices. Window shade* • HAS. E. ADAMS ft BRO. 720-22 Asbnry Ave. AHeraiiens Jobl II : HUMBERT C. PONTIERE BUILDER 946 A, bur, Art OCEAN GITT. N. I. j W. H. ALBERT jj Ol.DFIFI.D (ILDFIELD \Y. H. Oldfield and Son. TILE AND MARBLE WORK jj 912 CENTRAL AVENUE ]:! Phone 229*1 Ocean City. N. J. Estimates Furnished Walter E. Allen f AWNING AND LINOLEUM i WORK n WINDOW SHADES (' Bourse Apartments OCEAN CITY, N. J.

t Don't let the spring find you ith a leaky roof. Thunder storms are coming and a leaky ^ roof will he apt to result In v. considerable .damage. . Chimneys that leak should | be looked after and madr J water-tight. Smokey chlmneyi Tin roofs arc fire-proof. All kinds of stove and heater repairs, stove and heater pipe*. !" Tin, slnte and slag roofing. \ smith 309 l-love'nth Street All Kinds of tluttor* R. H. JOHNSON PLUMBING COMPANY is now in its New Offices 817 ASBURY AVENUE where patrons and friends will be cordially welcomed JOHN MARTS LUMBEYt COMPANY, NINTH STREET AND HAVEN AVENUE OCEAN CITY. N. J. Lumber, Millwork. Mouldings, Building Paper, Platter Board, Nail* Sash Wrights, etc. Estimates Furnished. Prompt Delivery. WELCH CONSTRUCTION CO. "Welch Built Homes" "Built By The Sea" OCEAN CITY, N. J. Phone 180 ilospplj sraampi} plutwbin^and"heating 731 Asbury Avenuo Ocean City, N. J. Phono 21 l-J S. B. SWAN J. E. TROUT SWAN and TROUT PRA4K0AL t' CARPEHTIfiS 111 IDIIilllS , 1040 ASBURY AVE OCEAN «HT, N. J r JOBBING A SPECIALTY wire KR A USS To Wire Vour House PHONII Mo. 1 77- W 411 ASBURY AVENUF OCEAN CITY NEW JERSEY YOU SHOULD HAVE A Reliable Builder ' To erect your Ocean City cottage. You amnot spare the time to look after it closely yonreelf and mnst depend upon the honesty oi the contractor. I I have built for a large number oi people and cooid refer yon t > any or all of them. Send for the list of names and photographs of the houses. Otis M. Townsend a-BUILDER