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Italia* Fuddoco. — Oao lxmnd of green apple*. I wo * gill u! milk, (yui and a W* uunooa of sugar, ouo-half p«. gill of cold vslcr, three Ublcapoanlalz of bread crumb*. First j»arg and ooro ILo apple* ami cut thcxa Iu amiiil, ILla jiiocca. Put into a iraoU aAuocpaa ono ' • ounce of sugar and odo half gill cf oold water and plooo Iho pan over Iho fire. Whoa aogar and water boil* put in Iho allocs of apple and boil till soft, l*laoo the gill of TnHk over lho fire to boil. Drop into Clio bread crumb* the jolk* of two egg*. Mix well together and pout into tho mixture iho bulling zullx. Ileal t nlitr, aggi and broad crumb well. Whip up Iho will lea of tho egg* on a plxto and and a pinch of malt. When Iho apple* haro boiled soft pour 4lictn oat Into a pio-dliiu Lay over them Ibe bread crumb, jolki of egg* and milk. Put tho dish Into an orco to bake for about tiro minutes. Take them out ami lay roughly over tho ton tko whites of tho egg*, beaten to a atlff froth. Bprinklo over them tho remaining half ounoe of sugar. I let am tho dish to tho oren to remain one or two minutes till tho whites on top haro browned. Tho pudding la beat when eaten vtnn. Quire* or Pudddcoo. — 11 cupeof white sugar, 2 cuja of flnu dry bread-crumbs, fi egg*, 1 tablespoon butler, vanilla, roaewaler, or lemon f or fUvonug, 1 quart • freah, rich milk, and J cup jelly or jam. Hub tho but tar- Into a cup of the sag**, beat tho yolka light, and stir these together to a cream. Tho bread -crura ha soaked in milk oomo next, then tho seasoning. Dako in a pudding-dish until tho cuitard is set. Draw from tho otso, spread orcr with jam, then otrrer with meringue made of tho whites, whipped, sweeten id and flavored to taste. Cobk But a p.— a teacup! ul of corn meal, a teacupful of flour, a cup of milk, two egg*, a litllo salt, a tcaspoonful of yeast powder. Mix the meal and Hour well together; odd tho yeast powder and aalt. Boat up tho egg* in- a basin and pour them in Iho oontro of tho meal and flour; then add tho milk. Beat tho vholo well together and pour all into a greased pan; place it in a moderate orsn And bako for half on hour. Bugar may bo used or left out, according to iho taste oT tho person preparing tho iliah. Bonn water will instantly remove all •oils and stains from tho hands and heal all scratches and eh af oo. To mako it, put so mo orudo borax into a large bottle, and fill in water. "When tho oorax is dissolved, add moro to tho water, until at last tho water can absorb no more, and a residuum remains at the bottom of tho bottle. It is very cleansing and vcrv healthy. By 1U uso tho hands will • „ ;bokcpt incxoelloct condition, smooth, soft and white, Sootch Bnoxrr Uuxad.— Four pounds flour; two pounds shortening. I take half lard and half butter; ono egg, and as much milk as would fill an ogg shell. Beat well together, and add to tho flour and butter,, with ono pound fine sugar; then with your hands work tho whole * until it is sol t enough to roll out on your baking-board about half an inch thick; - . cut into any form yon may wish; pinch the ©duo with your linger and thumb sod bako. Buowx Drsnawu Bnnxi>.— Tako six quarts of wheat meal, rather coarsely ground, ono Ua-cup good ycaat, half a tea-cup molissoa, mix with a pint of milk- warmed water and a teaspoon salcxaius, Mako a hole In the rooel and stir tho mixture in tho mlddlo tUl like a batter. Then proceed as with fine flour bread, mako a dough, when light. Into four loaTOs, which will each weigh two pounds when baked. Bako an boor and a half; a hotter OTen is required than for flno flour. ^ damascus Biacumu -Beat tho while* of three egg* toa froth; a quarter pound of beef suet ehoppod fine; half ounoe bitter almonds, blanched, ehoppod flno, all beaten well with tho frothod egg*. Take tho yelks of the egg*, mix with six ounce* silted loaf sugar, beat wall, pour Into tho almonds, and white of egg; mix well; shako in two ounocs of flour, suf- ^ fid en t lemon to flavor. Poor Into small tins or molded papers; boko in a quick *:.oTcm Arms ~ Taut. — Blew somo pippin v>". apple* till soft, say about six largo ones, oook them in at litllo water as poa&iblo. . • Mako tho sauoo as swoet as liked, and rstir In one-half cup of butter; put in . ' the aucmr and butter when tho apnle* ; are taken from tho lire. Lino deep plate* with soft crust, and put in tho mixture. Orate Icmon-rwol and loaf-su-gar en tho lop. Bako UB a very light _ browm Iraui Potato Pel— Ono pound - mashed potato, rubbed through a cullender, one-half pound batter creamed .with the sugar, aix cegs, whites and yolks beaten separately, one lemon > ; squeezed into the potato whilo hot, ono teaspoonfal nutmeg, ono teaspoonful msec, two cops white sugar. Mix and bako samo as sweet potato pie. To euro a felon, lake out a portion of tho inaido of a lemon, and thrust the fis- >• gcr into It, Or, take tho akin of tho liuide of a ftwh egg, bind ft on with tho *• . moisture of tho white of tho rgg next to the finger, and it will draw the small globolo that causes tho sore, to tho tur» ^ . • face. As It dries, mako now applleatlona. Arru Taotu. — Blow and strain tart * > . apples; add cinnamon, rose water, boded cider and sugar to taste; lay the in tho ' ebovo paste; squeeze thereon orange juise. Kaspberrr, currant and plum tarts may bo made of preserve*. •'* Ls^T bora of poato screes the top of the r./v"' OohxOaxjl— One cup sugsr, two eggs, four table-spoonfuls of sweet cream, two cups sweet milk, two teaspoon fnls aaloratus, four teaspoonf ula * cream ivtar, two euro corn meal and one of flour. V '. Let iV»*t tn tho warming closet of your . stove flro minute*, thru bake tea mln- - ntes 1b a hot oven. ■ Alum is very inlurious to the teeth. '-.tV. Chlorate cf potash his no action at all ji' ' upon the teeth. Alcohol doe* not effect SfV\' them,- neither doe* eclogue. Tobaooo \ .^doea not effect the structure of tho teeth, . but oelara them brown, Tn* bark of the willow tree, burnt to ashea, applied to tho part*, will remove -all corns or cxcrtecncc* on any ivxri of ,, IhsboOy, • • •:£ % v ; ; ;; .• • . mmui

A summab agony: It doosn t seem possible to exhaust tho agocloa of this agonizing period. Tho young ladle* from Iho city who aro rusbcatlug in Ibc "suburbs," if not farther out of town, wbitflo a miniature hay-rsku out of white poplar and sued il 1o their gcntlomon friend* in town. This sjguiflxre ; "If you want to soe mo as Maud Mailer 'tako tko next train for Iho country, M and iho young gunllcinm oount up their change and mutter: "It might have been, only for hanl luck with tho pastoboarda." "Itow tixm You My Old Frlendr* Asked a bfjght looking man. *Uh 1 1 feci miserable, I'm bilious and can't cat, and my back Is so lam© f can't work,1* "Why in tho world don't you take iUdney-YTccil that* what I tako when I'm out of sorts, and it always keep* me in perfect luao. My doctor recommends it for all such I troubles. * Kidooy-Wort is the sure cure for biliousness and cooslipahoo. Djn't fall to try [i.—fjonrj ifroncA Hews. Wiik* two gentlemen fch out with each other, one ol M»rypi went to tho olhcr'a houao and in largo letter* wruto "Booundrvl" on tho front door. Tho next day, when they met by aochlent, number two aald to number ono, "How did tou daro to call an mo yesterday, air?* "I did not call on you, and I not ,cr will call on yon," wan tho bitter reply, "Well, sir," continued No two, "cither you or ono of your friends called, for this morning when I camo oat of the house I saw your camo written on mr door." Kauoxa, Mo., Feb. V, 1BS0. J purchased five bottles of jour Hop Bllters of Buhop & Oa, last fall, for my dajightcr, and am well pleased with the Bitten. Ihcy did her more good than all the medicine she has taken for six year*. WM. T. MoChUllE. Tho above u from a very rdlablo farmer, whoao daughter was In poor health for seven or eight year*, sod could obtain no relief until she used Hop Hitler*. Blie is now In aj good health as any pcrso n In the country. We haro s large sale, sudlhcy art maxtng remarkable curt*. vr. a bishop a co. It's Their Way. Sho got out of a formers wagon and entered a storo on Woodward avenue and asked: "Do you koep calico?" "Teem." "Fast colors?" **01, ye*," "Warranted to wash?" "Certainly." m "Is eight cents the cheapest?" "Yes, tho very eh e« peat." "Woll, I come in to soo about buying socio two-shilling towels for twenty cents splcee. Where do jou'kecp 'cmF' Mr*. Dukes, of Colfax. IndLna, had a running bo re on her ankle for two years. "Lindsej's Blood Bear en er" cured it. Axrnoun KiJinaald: "Yon con prove nothing to women. They believe only with their h earl i or their imaginations," Alphotisi) had ovidenlly been trying to make his wife believe that the billiard chalk en his coat was whitewash from tho office wait We ore persuaded that the ancient Hennei with all the subtle art and natural resources of the Alchemists, was a very poor doctor compared with Mr*. Lydla K. PJukham, of Lynn, Mass. Hermes may have bcci after all a clever pracUonecr of Iho Black Art; but we know there It no hurphvgiu the pharmaceutical chemistry obMrz yinkhtm'i Vegetable Com pound. "Wirrjhoald a rwl oow glvs while milk?" Was tho subject for diacussion in a sulxirb&n agricultural club. After an hour'a debate Uio secretary of |ho meeting was instructed to milk tho coto} and bring in a decision According to l£o merits of the milk. It was bine, Antim* tBdlkr T*r«r. . The L A. Knight Company, €97 Broadway, New York city, advertise to send free oq application Knight's new treatise 00 "Asthma and Hsv lever — thdr Oauie and Cure." It is ably written and contain* a great many valuable suggestions to those who suffer from these distressing diseases. Bee testimonials of Knight* Aslhfflt Ohio in another oolumm. A * oar u i old farmer who thoronghly do to* ted taxe* and gatherers was craoo called on by a collector a second' time for the taxes he had paid, but for which be had mislaid the rcocipt; and, aa be told the story to his friend, ho exclaimed, "Would yon believe it air? The fellow began to abuse me:H "Well," said his fricad, "what did you do?" "Do? Why, 1 remonstrated with him." "And to what effect?" "Well, I don't know to what effect but tho poker was bent 1" Mentman's Peptonized beef toalc, lbs only preparation of beef containing its en* tire BuuiUoos properties. Il contains blood-making, force genersuog and life* sustaining properties; Invaluable for ladlgtstion,- cyspepala, nervous proetratloc, and all fortns of general dsblktji also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether lb* result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, overwork or acnte disease, particularly if resulting fiDtn pulmonary complaints. CanrclL, Hazard A Oa, proprietors, New York. Bold by all druggists, A Miuima-AaxD woman who is ollwd to have two husbands living, induced a foatccn-3 ear-old school boy to slope with bcr, and they hayu so far been sueesaaful In ooneeallng their place of abode, although diligent search has boon made for thorn by the parents of the boy. To regulate the liter, stomach, and bowels, all you need, is •Hellers' Liver nils." Take tbcm and sea Low at the seashore: Oh ^Harold," sold the, as the clung closer to bis arm, "bow very qukt and mtful the km seems to be this evening.* "Ju«t as I would like a wife to bo," was the response. "And would, yon as a husband, be the quiet, restful complement of »u oh a wlfo? be thought be could, and the launch into the sea of matrimonial diffl. eolUra was thus quietly msd*. There's sure to be a gaU, bowerur. • % ' v- - V V, V-V-:r v SV^^iVv -w: '» • • •" V-> • *:

Til Fails About ViptiE VJXJETRir, ku Utti cf i* & k-Suruw^ ts llf i I U » l*tur. e rcu.*^j la ts.t ova boofttUAi UU<c(auKa«niM> Uiu>j t^nCO »b'U««Mp'OUial M »« UJ*M, KU/ oU }tdt0tul^(^atix 11 U UA UlUit, tp Ur&lj ot ilcoLU; UU toa^iSMk»1 ol fourteen ikSertai rwAv looi aal txrt*. sn<] Lai peupex~ u» UTSIDJ t& uiaj i*unx t^taasAa w, J d. U CJLQ 1* tiZca ta Ct£j Ojm* wxto&i La;-;? ^ «*&x rr*u:u of u; kind asC wUA Rai pruSl I u U« «kuntaua tjtUci aa© pctCSle* Ixapror*. tocoiuiaU CAM* of L VAA CiZMiZj. Einc* tU uoci u is* life. ufhUov* tui vn iL-nMt toe*; be ix LI * wilt rinft of ccti, m we Ul-ot II wL. If txlslj Lrvci We Loow of w> cCbtx clrtrUtO nrrare/ «LcA we on wui racL cocZlecc* a&J tdxl^xcoUj rcfccfara.:. Wc jiodil* wUC joj/ulcr ocwirvsu, U;i we U»« U*ie» 1 tXu, ai»1 mj • uUtSM cf u* AMTtcun Itoirul J/otw, Jux/»e»Urt A ftplcudld Mcdlcluc-Hwirt auil Kidney Disease, Female Bcakncss. ii stcoeriLcs, in, Jaij v., u:l II. IL hrsraiu, u<Aj tun ] vm a WUS IJrart Otad *l4«V t*Acr Wr%iX.***+re, icl Occtcrt-I wtU Ktrfii *nJ rrc«*«J i w IxneSk uakb 1 tele-t /cor V£ti£TJKk, 1X.J EfUf lUlf.f i wo bocilea I «u conpleujj cJixcit, aoJ Uit L*«c * Uciij *ui« •rcr voce, A Hcjcr^ I an u a/ Cc\h jt^f. ! Oa kearti:/ recccme&<t r. *1 * j;acbi to All iXidcO u 1 Lite bees, Ltl 1 blew* Ue >1*/ LLat It fell ttUl to/ Llbll kflox K A ILIA Vegeiizxeun:t mr « Spring and Summer MedicineVcgctino is Bold by All Druggisu. anaiFE^ 2)r. fi. Gihto'c External Pile Erne dy Ctrn leuul rclkf U tn IcfibJtWCURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILES. OoUlr |)r6*rwUrTrr/wWre. I'rk*. f 1 r b«x •wr^TM (it cull hi-ai l.i m >t frx+ lo IijutUm tt4lll»eCtm,l j'l,..^to»t»t(J:'r* (». Kei »A it VIXXCUJ. bvU .ii-txrrcf -AAAIMU."' RHEUMATISM & DYSPEPSIA. xiPMirr sKXiLivxn DIHOILDEHK WbTQ W* «*Ubil4ll br « <b*in «< rrUKlM mrr loader l^t ilrocxTr lltki v« hmtw lb> t*J» rufer rfelkml rr>i; fnr <U*ordcT*. m»*1 w» l-ut IbAl iitlua vU&U] CM IWL Of c**ry rcCircr w.lUnut rurtwT vtthocX T*C» »« den C>*I n~< co* but ti>» fc*4 wCl turn d It k dol or ne iLm LU rrt* lo Cm clvt tvln#* w* brtiur Lo Sk UITUkJ t/*. v>w*.loi«i.ioyTwr«J»t*^lrct Kod lo Cm axucntaiu-xi cf jocr Lf«> Duo U(on rm mn iUIuib OotU i// «, Ml JOC to ro wtci tM for K tr* fuotsMtC lo Cm Loom d id wtki h*»w dr^iA r* Cm wfcirrr cf Ut» led ir* no w fnJ of Cm >ct c< ImiICi. n*tx Ui UJ lo Cm w^rVl tlirlT gun •XfMrtrLC*. U# »CJ rirw T-au CM lUdCwl *z>d mill pa iMrfuec wXkA (nx-C bj mT«r Laaui/T I try Wtui or Lhrou^b frUc^Li ) U lo Um f<<*lru frtCtxl lolM fiUl or Unix ibece Lc&lnk rcnJlykliruolUiM dnULi* rarrtwrfilir*!* iiV->WT tu lo nf«r lo Sir. lUr&rk. ill li/caoQtl it, brooblru . tntr itTirrO wrJi cfarv>TlV- rT— 1-T-A---.-T. TT Try pOL Sir lli*titr»r*-i pC. linxAlm— •nr*» rbr^? lit. £naxoe7*r.Mt ACtlo ■ L. Hrt*Aljw— *ect* anl cAr-wJo HMCSACC roos « W r. WW Oonr* bC. l^iAJrti-MCIxlU rtMwoUoil r*vr»: 0*4 ow tljao I* Otbrr ii. Ilrooklnv— ctrccic rt*c EiLCI I /TM/*. Mr. Be luntrtAr* it_ il r»Al rt.-a.-ttU IrnABBMvwy ud rfirocio tr*iTin«n, »,jy LmJ CfcMre^7SS2ari**T,r*c»r.fwiiCj»t. Smlbpaecu *&4 cbivcic itmiaUiis for ■ bvl tn*2 lH , U^elrioiv New T«k Cttj"— ctvftnCMrw ViLWcmtlM UtvW "C, Nrw krrt-I»rrC*» KCU f** ' "T rtMTr-Mtir-i *) mn i Lii^m toby lb cr. iHicn. in W«rt it, y»w Vert— cLrccx oer»oo* itminii!l«n I T^r»CWr<Cii Nnb*0 « nmt. M SocLb A, ?irw Tod — C&rrY^crticvsLKOra Q JTW Mr. Atw«na.TT uncsvyAsT^ New Tcrk— ciroeJc tbnitaltl<t3 LjJyr Ja4f* I *nwm » i . 1 1 mbud IT, i turner C try— etif-jcJo rtMTrmiLlUm K**ttrttl rr«rt. Tim tttXTTV ctmI r*cUcxsra katrw cu: cO**» nir*i Fry OCT H. u. of rtMwnUUn. U*** *o<1 kUarr CUar4«f*Now. rtTKCL^niAtur dtirnJ uUoloil « writ* fc* rtMUrt wiUi 1 urUwr iMrtlruiAT*. koA yoq wUl Uoi CM rro w» ttt> M imi^cxnl rLuuitr, AX>AMW a i\» MAUiaUetv. lirooilyn. *o4 l» amiin «L, New Vcn Uly. SHOP BITTEBS^ I (A Mi^Wii, mat a Drtakd } R eovr*nrs R irors, BCCUP, KANDJLLKX. B CAXDELJON, B A*t>twt rr**fT **p riwrVepir*LQr*iJ- If | Ttxiof ui cnii Uit-ruA. H THEY CURE B AH NiwtU. hlnoA, |J f iitfT. Xl4a«fi.ttttS UiiMr7 0rr«»ft. Nrr- ji I ] TPilllM. lWt4«m*MtC | ) I j rraftltt CoafUIat*. JH ] SIOOO IN GOLD. I Will bwtw'S f*T • «v**tarywut wet rrMOfSf R Mia */ ror*a/tbtmf t9vy«r* »t liJttrtMU B a toot* it usto. j I 1 Atk y*«T Srcrrct for tl<-» lmter**»4trr fl I ifct*» bofor* yr— »tx> Tiki a* ttkir, |j 1 0 t.C.t****lMftT*U**SlrmS»t1>4«cwr«fer II I DrtaXvatoo* o( •rtca.otMM* km H 1 MKOUO. ■ lywama ins ros ctwrui. tBaaxxr] t i A3 iIM MU H *■ ■ | » | { [ JLE.SKLLKKSA CO-^S^I . i V. ••• < 5 ■t/.w.-j .■ i

A rATTTTj of three son* and flro daughters wse aaki-d what family he had. The aiiSuf-r w jm: "I Lav»- kjlt, and they each have five aiilcia." * "MnojP rtqylicd the int'rrogaUir, "auch a family r* lucotiry sism liin For coughs, colds, sore throat, brotcLitli laryngjlia, and coororottloa tn It* earliest stages, nochicg equals Dr. Fitrcc's "Golden iledleaJ Djcorery." it Is a^o a great blcod- purlSer and slrengtb-r talorer or locnc. and for liver complaint un Uvc conditions cf the hovel* it ha* no equal Bold by dregg-aU. Obiter* can Jive twenty-tour Loure id an cxhsuitrd receiver. The flame cf a candle goc* out in one minute, charcoal in C to minute*. WlkAt'i bMV*4 La UalMS. Workinxiaen will ccwooajjzc by cmploying lir. Pierce's M«iicicc*. ilu "PI r* i ant Purgaiive Pellets" and "Golden 11 wheal DiwxjTery" cleanse the blood and oystem tbes pccvenlmr fever* and oCLcr ■axiom duases, and cunng all scrofulous and other humor*, hold by druggists. Gwtlx tpring: Only six week* to May rUy IcaliTaU — out in the wood* — leckiv— riolcta — tuakc* — sun* Lino — old log* — mud — bjuorault* of Leaven — worn throat* — Queen of May— doctor's bill of 611 Young, middle-aged, ce cid men, suf* fcrmg from ncrrnui debility or kindred affections, should addrtax, with two ■tamps, for largu IrcaUso, "World1* D;spensarr Medical Association,"1 Buffalo, New York. A timid Bos Ionian has married a lady whoae weight v«rgt* up lo iwo hundred I won da. " "My dear." aaid bo to her. "shall I help voucrvur tho fenco?" "No,' a ays the to Lim, "hslp tho fence. " Jo*Ii UilUiip LaartS from. NXWI-OIT, IL L, Acg. 11, 16f>0. Dear hitter a.- I am here trying to breathe in all the salt air or the ocean, and having been a sufferer for more than a year wtth a refractory llur, 1 wu induced to in'x Hop Uttters with the sea gale, and have found the tincture a glcxvKU rrsulL • • • I bare been greatly hcljicd by the Bitieri, and am not afraid lo say to. Your* without a struggle. JOSH BILLINGS. A ooop idea: An Iriah gtntlczaan, bearing of a fnend baring a stone coffin mode for himself, exclaimed: "Bo me aowl, an* that's a good Idea! Bbum an' a stone coffin 'ud last a man bis lifetime. T*»m 1'owwr wf TU* I'm*. in do w*}- ts the power of the rvras more surely ibowa than lo the uo/msal knowlcdcc that Lai In Icci itian a year, been diffused throughout fifty culkoat or people yof the woodcrtut ccnitire properties of that splendid remedy Kulncy-WarL And the people from the Atlantic to the Psdflc have shown their intelligence and their krvowlodxv of what Is In the pspcrt. by already making Klduey-Woilthcr household remedy fee all diseases of the kidneys, liver and bowels. — Hera Icl L ruortii remedy tor a young lady who Is short In stature is to gel spliced as soon as possible Dr. Great Scrrs fans era* * lit tnarrcl cf ths sg* for allnarr* -*--t — *_ AI". fll* stopp^t frw*. Fiend to 901 Arch rhCsd^rhla, Ps. Tux Hartford students are like widow* — llit«y are always trying to tako advantage of a frooh man. Great Improvements cave recently been made is Ctrboiloe, a deodorized extract of petroleum, the great natural hair tenewer, and now It is alwolutely perfect as an exquisite end delightfully perfumed hair dressing and rcatarrr. Krerybody is deligblcd with iL Sold by all dregpst*. Macaroni when colored with aniline yellow (chryoaaline) will not retain its tint If treated with dilute sulphuric acid. If the color is due to oaffroo tho add will not affect iL _ e* riu." Tb* thl&x dostrwd found at U*C Aax dreggists for Boagh on fata It olsars ©ol rata, tales, rsaehsa. Clsa. fcsdbegs. lie. boxes. 77l 5 tarnishing of silver when expood to the air tsdus to sulphuretted hydrogen, the metal haying a strocg attraction for sulphur. VegtUhe— By Its use yoa wfti prevent many of the diseases prevailing in the Bpelng and Summer season. Povrjtrr Oaxx,— One pint of milk, one toaspoonful of Balcratus, two crev Mako them just stiff enough with moal to work Into balls, and boD them in hot fat. To bo split open and eaten with but Ur. TYarecxY Bafo Kidney and Liver Cure, Au the Aster manor itartod from the proceeds of the sale oj six flutes which John Jacob As tor in vea led ia furv r pheus oalso attretcd * •rooks" with " J. XL IIOBEXSACK. Siikl iSJslSV1? JLXT) kK1«T HIAUXAT1l>N axis •nw, r*uai«syT~j> "tare by may re uy wnoo, mrnaj u* Seer* - *•*£*■ M-wsr. ILsaOStofP. M. A SrtMft**. V\V*wrrT wroLa too* ku wxntV noa IM Hi nr to tmrrcw* it resj •• WIMXIM IS A KITOXXLL.* Pent os rxwu< of tXTT*-c»m siaaj. DH H.iW. LBBB, MEDICAL OFFICES, ko. rsi Korrn untxxrn rntxrr, fktisaetrkia, Ta. ts jiw axperWeoa. (Xst*n» nmdlartrseSmewiwRx perety vscwtsh:* stasa) Dr. Lsaea tos^ atpsh-.n rem sma. M8>Wte*NiNiS«ktato pvuiN a em t*m<Ma Ovwrtstke &w ul toUKj cewWVwrtsL CMa U twreoo cv ty kkMe. OSat ksaret 11 So 1 sad T lo M rrtal^. RUPTURE, I***Wrafs*«ritMs ikssSmtiMrssSu!* paMUW Wy ^ SMa* SSmm 9—mmmm ta*«ialsmattwMataw »tv*V* ' ' 'xtwJ Iv.il J \ • • . ; 'V. • ,-X -

. .J _ i ^ Aa enjirofi tabic witne**: In the old days tH body s<. rv-x:U thi- aulioiiixaU; war put oo the aland asa witn©**. -'Did i voa a-riTaoo your xnaitcr tht worse for liquor?" was the sharp question of the atomrr, "No, s^," was ti^ quick xtydy, "hut I've many a tim© aoen him the betb^r of it. "Well, air, have you ever Kts him intoxicated?" Via the next question. "No, air," aaid the servant, with luaphaaai*. "never iu my life, he cau*r. long before Lc Zeirhes" that slate I am myself hx lo cumLlzun to tee anything." ' lntjxm'aTi: stumble* against j<ude»trian. ; f*t*lo*triAn, imhgnanlJv: "Now, then, where sre your ejtmt (joul.lu't ;oum m«? "Thsa ullri — I shaw voc--*L*v iou double." "Well, then, wbv didn't ^*ou Le* p clear of zuc anJ not hump agsliat me in that faahiou?" "Cosh I thought I'd between you— ahoc? ' "Otni, Bn-iget, lisi yc nuer hear cv my great vpftdio afore tlu Hihcrxiian Society V 1 "h'i Bat, Low could I? for surt I waa not on il;© ground," rtp.^d hmd/el. "Weil, Bruigrt. you ser I wu r-Jiod | Upon by Uit- Jiit<mian Society for a sjiache. anu txc jai<r* I ru»« ireth the mthuiiastic cLrx-r* of thouxaixd*. w-.m cat- heart overlloirug witii gratitude sm<i me ©ye» flllrd with tenia, and divii a ward did I tpckc." Ccsrcxxn— "Here, waiter; wlwd do you call this you've brought rut 7" Waiter— "Ham, mr; you ordered ham." Customer — "When was it oxxkrd f" Waiter (sUAppiahly>— *'J don't know, sir; wq don't put tags on trfth the date ana time of oooLing Y' CmUor — "You ought lo ! This Lam wm cook(x.l thirty or forty year*, ago ! Bnng me some tlia: was exxxked tin* year *" ( A>' imnortknt '*if A fsihrr sordd* hia son for iu* nuzmrvui youthful error*: "Iicaily, taliirr, you Were- one*- yuung; did you never frolic?" "Neve/,** said tho father, with a melancholy ugL ; "when I tu yoanc I Lad no money , and when 1 became ncL t: vu too iatc" * Tlia bint cf rvaaan* : A *trc? i* told of an old gentleman who alwmr* u> i note* of hi* minister 'a sermon a.-il on otic oc- > caajon read them to the minis trr hiznseli. 1 ''Stop, atop !"* aaid hr, at th«« oocurrcnoe of a tvrtain x-nteLior, '*1 didn't say that.** L "I know >-ou didn't," i»t» the reply , *'I put that tn myself to make sense," Afr. Jirycr J/. WrigfJ. o* l-oadoc.Fc- \ gland. kt» lately received Iron. )lescow an squcianoc wrrigtiing orrr f.J ocnora, wituopt a bleo>ulx and ui a clerp ses-rrof- tint, lie La* alsi nxcirrd fne: the same city, a j remarkably floe topax, s*ld to be wtcib | fAC,C*». The*© gcmi Lavr kx-o, n u j thought, forced lnu> the tnsike: by the ' pressure cd the bard time* todueeC in Uu»- • sia through the late war. 1 i ,4**erfion art made that the ictruOuc-ti-xi of the rnungoose into ttir talaad ol Jamaica, Lai. by the destrucUiio of a cer- • taus Ipccirt cf fat, lDCres*ed Ike yield of I tucar os certain planlalkxt* by tweoiy-flrr tocA bcildct Ctvpenslsg with the annual coat of many oulisrs foe the services ©! a ; rxt-crtcarr. SHA8 BEEN PROVED : 3 Thw«URMTCU8kfOV ; g KIDNEY DISEASES, I h 'kMika* hwMi orO*ocew«6azta*mD- 0 * oMaOLttlT^tt T9 ,*LMIxiP VUTXX IX> 2T0T - I urerirx *MlllafrWw*u»*,(4rw ; _5 cww winawf lQ*OAU wm«t ■II'V WW- " * MO* UM f MM ud I 11*11 Wt-J tfiCX. I * I orflnc i— Oa k n UaUIUDi tortwio.iMtiiKna tadwMl MijBttiL V VflM>i».TunnrTiaiMtti>mi,i, efaXaa. p J MiiewierTcrrdcwaisdexneivcit^ic V pacaa.ttnerwdnj-ywdpwiw ewraev, yvw.lE w a- aana wt aiz. sxrooyq waemtlp Prepared for Immediate Use. DehUturi pa'u'.st wr.a tvt'j tmxwt hy hv k* *v ta tw rtpsmuo rtrr/ Urtw /eara TW bw: l*ami rs-wa s* dm.*m b/ ksci Tb* fWal esc© W lit culk Ce- & . i twtnttnj, lahsr lb, Uw Aar beD-ta; wh be re- , U ww^aiscw^ ^ ta th* ivj^ *^-t ty»Jer ta vrrry crtj /jil lewa -- CtUlfS WWW- — - - I ^ITr*1 CVUkr*i*4 ItBVl* 6r«*tk U**lif aw* «aa» at |U wy. V _ \j^ j, I ^ > f « 1 , \ Do«M*BarTwllZrMohljoad«rvAtI9t7^ - IWrSiw*dlWM««wtk Ol>fc, b»r, its- - !'• PrwwwW iMltH U ilLM tOL k WmUmd WrwwMh L»HIMU,MM< n» HW«<lwWur»TrTdKwl»o>»»ris«»ow, »*Im. AX1 U,K Iwpil — Ml ta Ekl w* MM m* M "T irilharKlm, JBW. C. ilBtnnao^tit«UfO*(K. •wdMana/iwhvMM. n*to*,i,sUk. : young MEN • tr^. TTT^im. Vauzxnsi 1 A ufiw WWAkW reMD iVjw is, twwi, MM© D>PM,HIP a m„»> ii mm Srwi lwVC.n> *wl im-tm 1"^ jmw romw. st ©tmuW |1i • fw #V. m,F* iwi «« ».»« « rrvu ions ba. iklf ,<a— imtuhMiwtrs Srw t«i • -.a ■ * ; WTW ; ■^Uimi U A a tt.'W VTwrMttWlatrWibMu* Nu WANklvxaiM** wois.iv NwwiiWMrot HA »

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