; ... Vcxrs Pcuuwu.— T»ko a quart mould, butler It well, auJ ornament It with caudied ginger; makq.oricb cnaUnl with tho yolk* ul twelve Mkl tho white* of tlx t'gg«, a pint of cnaux, laid loaf sugar to (ut«; lieu itliAolvo ono franc© el lria&la*i In sufficient milk to Ull up tho mould; xt lieu ooUl julil a ftlaxi of rum or ihony: poar thoauttirolnlo tho mould, and* piftco it on ioe to tot. Before adding tlio lringlxw put uldoa UlUo o! the cutttril for atnee, add aorno Ringer t jmn to this, and tirvo cold with tho pudding. Quick lVrc Pudding.— Sllr oxiopiut of llour, two (caspooxduhr of bririug I tow ilc r and a liltlo aalt Into milk until very toft, place iu a e> I earner t*>mo well* um-ucd cjjjVi, pnt iu i'ncli n *i>ooiiful id halter, then cuo of tarrim, tlctniwl apple*, or any aaiico ooxiYcuicut, cover villi another stxionfiil of batter and •team twenty minute*. lids pudding Li deliclcu* lluilo villi frenli ilrawtarlie*, and eaten, villi a aauoo mail oof two egga, half a cup of butter and oua cup of *ugar, beaten tliorougbly with a cup of boiling milk, and ouo cup of atmvbarxios. 8rurru> £00 Plant.—' Tako two egg plant*, cut (km In halve*. loosen IJ10 tueUiiS frooi Lbo ehcll* without removing them, boll five minute*, and put tbo piece* in cold water to cool, then remoTO tho Inside*, prrsa out thu . water, and chop duo with a JltUo chicken, Adding ou6 ouiou fried in sweet oil, a little bread soaked In milk, three eggs and a liltlo chopped parsley; season to Inst?, rut tho stalling back into tlio sheila, and brushalittlo bcatcu egg on lop. Brrinklo ou socio Parmesan chceao and bread cnimta; odd a liltlo sweet oil . V *' and bako ono hour. Italian Botr. — Take tho flesh Jolt from tbo covr heel or calve* feet that tho jelly was inado from and cut It iuto dice. Boll two tablMpoonfole of sago, well washed, until it in clear, either in wralcr or inferior stock, and worm juri to boiling point socio of tbo soup slock mado previously, Jnst tafeni iliuccr put tho pieces of meat Into socio boding slock until warmed through, then put llicm at tho bottom of tho tureen, also tho sago and a largo tables noon ful of grated Parmesan cheese, and pour tho boiling stock upon these and send to tablo. Cccuvucn. — Tho idea of eucuml*r in any other form but uau rmfuraf — that Is, evenly sliced, and deluged with oil and vinegar— his probably never troubIcJ tho averagocook'* mind, except as so mo wild dream or gross impossibility. Novcrth eIeos, atraago as It may seem 1 and completely unconventional, a wrilmado cucumber entree is a very ngrecabio and doloclabla dish; Iryany of Uio following rvccipUjynJ-yo^x verdict will bo afflrmative, / - Lesion Cheese Cakti.— Tako two ounces of but lor, two eggs, threo table - spoonfuls of moist sugar, tbo grated rinds and Jaloo or two lemons, and 'two stalo Bavoy biscuits, also finely gratod. Mix alt together, and them simmer over tbo flro for a few minute* in a saucepan. Have ready snmo patty-pans lined with puff panto. Put a venr small quantity of tho mixture iuto cacli and bako tor fifteen or twenty minutes in a Tathcr quick oven. This quantity wlil mako about ono dozen and a half cbecto cakes. IUcxrx Cntm Plddixo.— Cutler alJcos of * trio bread, enough fo cover tho bottom of a two-quart baking dish ; put a layer of mulns ou the bread; add another layer of bread, pour over it a costard mado of four eggs beaten with four laldrspoonfula of sugar and pint of milk; pare, nuartcr and coro a quart of apple*, lay tliem on tho pudding, dual them with powdered -sugar, and bako - tho pudding half an hour in a moderate oven. Bervo it hot with powdered sugar or jelly Banco." Attle axd Bread Pcddixo. — Soak a quart of atrio bread in cold water flvo minute*; pour off as much water as will oaeapo without squeezing, and put tho bread Jun buttered baking dish; pftto and oil co n quart of apploi, fay them on tho bread, add sugar and splco to lasto, and bako tho pudding hi a moderate OTCIL f J • Baked Egos.— Baked eggn arc souio thuea relished by those who find fried ones gVeasy nud indigestible, * Duller ft deep earthen plo-plate, and sprinkle* deep lajor of bread crumta for a bod, \ then drop in tho eggs, taking earn not to break tho yolk* of any; put * liltlo ' 'lump oflinltcr on each egg, and a JItlJo nonpar and axd t 'loo. If tho oven is f hot, tho o/gs will l>o cook al snfilaently in four mluntc* As soon as tho whites aro firmly set Uicjr are dona. Fiuth.— Oat tho encumber (already cooked) Into ploocs about lha length of your liltlo finger, dry tliem yery carefully in a cloth, and fry them in butter. They can also bo dipped In n good batter, and then fried iu lbo someway as safely. Particular coro mnst l>o taken to bare tho ycgotablo very dfy, as tho sllghleat moisturo will prevent liiom frying orisp, Rrroiuf Cot-let*,— Cut tbo cutlet* not too thin from tho fillet of beef, or from n rump steak; shape them, lay* thin piece of f»t taeon on each. l)ip In bread crumbs egged, and fry them. Put sotno narrow slrlivs of lorn cooked boa, aflruo French beans, or gherkin pickle*,' and somo mashed potato/a in the centre. Bcxre them in a prepared aavoiy gravy, mado as follows: Batout Giuvt (Thick).— Mmoo one onion fine, fry it in butteT to * dark brown, and »tir In a lableanoonfnl of Donr. Affrr one mlnntd odd half a pint of bioth or stock, pepper and rait and a very small quantity of Worcester sauce. A 0000 way to bako apple* or near* is to first put them into ft small jcr, : . . coyer them with water, and bake slowly for at least two hours. II yon^' choose, ■caller suga^ over each lajor of fruit lwfore putting the water 00. The jnlco will then tie ready to scrro with them, hnt row can' add* Use* «ugsr afterword and let it ootno Id a boil, • . » . Lmnr cake* for bmakfaxt or tea are ... zeodo of cma qtuH ol *weet milk, Uime eggs, beaten separately and very light, a piece of butter- tho sitd of an egg, three ooff«o cup* of ihmr, fe little salt, -three tcarpooafal* of taking powder, Pnt lite white* of tlie eggs in limt, and bake in gem pens in a hot oven. V^Vr/ffV/zV*; - i :K'(y

t -'n n. ■■ 11 1 ' r r us ■' 1 Tchxkd fn hi* tomb: Bcanoo-^Bplrit ct Thorns* Jefferson |>rca<'nt: Question: "Well, Thoxnaa, huw have you been resting sluco you left u*f* Jefferson: "Pretty welt, thank you. l)ut I did pirn OTcr In my gray© onoo." Question: "Why, whoa was thst, Thomas J" Jjffursoni "it was wheo tho Louisrillo uowspalmer begsn to J>ut •Hon.' bsfor* tho namo of a Folico Court JudgoT uqutii or I) ry, Bomo ]»eop!e prefer to purcLavo mcdi* docs la tLu dry state so that tbey can no foe themselves that thoy aru jnirdy vegetable. Others have not Iko timo or dioiro to J rvjvaru lbo mcilclnc. and wish it already to use. To aixDxutnulslu wch daulhc propriclorsof Kiducy-Wort now offer Ihsl wellkuown remedy lu both Liquid aud dry fornis Bold by druggists everywhere,— 2'ruf/*. .IIauzi limes: "You saj you cau't pay your rvut now?" *'Ko, I can't pay it right now. It takes all nxy money to support ruy family, jxroviaion* aro so high iu Austin." "When do you think you wxll bo ablo to pay up?" "Just "as soon a* beer get* down to flvo cent* a schooner I'll bo ablo to liquidate my indebtedness." - • Wwfstojr, Fojyrtn Co., K. U, Gxnts — I desire to express txj you my l Lack 1 for your wonderful Hop Bitter*. 1 was troubled with dyspcpiU Tor flvo years previous to commencing tho use of your Hop Hitlers somo sxz mouths ago. My euro bosbeca woudcrfuL I am tbo pastor of tbo lint Methodist Church of this place, aud my wbolo cnaercgaUou can testify to the great virtues or your bitter*. Very Itcspcctfully, . BhV. U. FEUH1JEE. ■ ■ ♦ a- — PiliLlAliENTABr: Alter tho previous qucaliou hxul been called and tho ayes aud lbo noes ordered a member roso and said: "My friend.", I bog that for a you will lend mo your cor* and—." "Order!" cried tbo Speaker; no ono cau lend his ears hero till tho ayo* and noc* bavo been taboo." AN MXTUAOIitJINAirV CAaiL t lv»rxx« Titii, Fctrasr/ S3. II&L To Mr. J. W. Orthsuu Pnurfil i iwrAr-U;r4M «u ford of nncrLUU. im of cb« ibJi Lklf Caution. 1 it> iLijnl tS« br«i XL^UW-st sit Uit t*i|M rt)Utr. uallt tU dortflii ulJ X wooVJ isy tk»* vu iirfur*Llr. TLrv« d o joa u>r cwTxrc^oorc^, j rot a miiu or uu. VOL hallu uslmavi SOU TIIC LUNOH. In sis boar* Ml » rvlUT. t« ILm^ dsr»tL« r^Ujib sl2i>ci«t Nvw thst my cLaorts t f 1 for many y«srv, X I Ir rvrocDJa «cut tLa sbota to trxtj mffirrr ol Ohul or lues tUacsa*. O. 0. L4TUU0F. A Mirrzn of education: Vicar. "Drinking agaiu, Muggins? That wretched, horrid beorl" sir I I cau speak bin terms hoi hafiocshmmto commendaohun of ycr gift* as a preacher, fAVinr ad a bit of heddlcstion myself ; but as ajaJgo o'alo yew airhoutof it,K For dyspepsia, huhgesij Oa, deprcuion of splriu and general debility, lu their various forms; also as a preventive sgrioil fever aud acuo and other mlerailtlent feverv, the "Fcrro-Phoipljorated Kllxir Of ^>dlraya,,* mado by Caswell. Ilszard A Co, New York, sold by all Druggtsts. it Hie best Ionic; sail for nstleuli recovering from fever or other sickness, It Lu no equsL

Ftll swing: A youus lawjor recently sold that ho hxul settled iu Xoukers to try and mako on honcet llviug, when a bystauder fsecUsurly remarked that ho ought to succeed, as there was not ranch competition iu his precision. Grauful J Ullef. fl'Jl A ten b'rccKT, ) I'i.itsvillz, IV, Sept. 22, 16S1. ) II. II. Wans i L A- Co. : Sin— Ycur Gsfo Kidney and Liver Cure has cured mo of Indigestion, dyspeptic snd kxdnoy adr©lion with which I hsd been troubled for four or Ave year*. Joitn D. Foctxil Btnu^ sincerity: Tbo yotnxg woman who snceringly remark* that men aro at! oliko generally shows her ainccrily by inking tho tint man that offers himself to her. ](' is Ibe oomtziun obserrallon thai tho stoniUrd of natural health and normal ao tlvllj, among American women, is being lowered by tbo influence of falia Ideas and habits of life, engendered by fashionable Jgncracco and luxurious living. It Is a bsppy'clrcumitanco that Mr*. Lydls K. rinkbaxn bos como to tho front to Instruct and euro tbo sufferer* of her sex. BATXJirAOTORT oolutiou: Fond wife — "How hlrango I Every timo Fotor comes homo from hi* J oil go ho como* to bed Willi Li* baton. • llut I aupposo It i* noma mora of thnao Mtsonio doing*. H Dr. Klioa'* Oraat Narro ttastorrr t* tha iparval of ttia ago for ail n»rry cflaasscs All DU stopped (im. Bond to Out Arch Btraet, Phflsddphla. r* - — - Uaud against tbo glow: "I havo all wnjw nwolutolj set mj faco against al> runt mcaawrcs, 1 remarked Uio mblcnnd old gentleman, m ho raised tbo gloss to - hi* lip*. 1 1 1 * All* Uratw Vo^T. Curt* Nervoixi Debility ami Weak net* of Ucnrnxtlvo Organs, tl'afi druggtvU. Bend for clrnxlar, Allen1* Pharmacy , SI 2 First ar. N. Y. ( Hcl> fmm au nnexi>eclr*l quarter, as tho tramp remarkntt, whon a 25-ccnt ! pteco wa* handed him by Uio "Lxuly of ! tho bouso." 1 Thai llvabaait ol Mine, I* UiTMllree* I hitman ha win tef ore hetafan i utinx WeJU* llenlth llenewer. it. Dreg* ftliie. Ksml for paapblsi to IL lb Vfnxa ; Jswey C*ty, N. J, ... A coon cow should hSva a largo mnrtlo i forge paunclt, largo- milk reins ami large i udder, f ;f' ■*. . ' ! — Tlio now Premier of Nova Bcolla U but twenty-*!* year* oLh 1 Jt Is airopljr rosrrelofl* hnw quickly 1 constipation, Ml lour nets, rick headache, fever and ague, and Vnalario, ore cured by "Belief*' L>m rdl*.t* • ' * BouKwntT jolty; Ttxo. oonren of tmo I Jovoand a Naw. Jcr*o y railroad never dbt ran smooth. l:) !'/V.

THE ONE GREAT MEDICINE. tVuhajt dxit<t1bcxs Art tow. in X Uii LKslof Lrir* t^it, Acttttl cunt cfurv lb* t au**tu«:KXc«* wtka tats ku CM-I, 13 ttn cuaj CAU A, W!L3 UU^ll UCfilt Tat zktzh Lt utM wiu rcaiJif w oil rtat* t:%, tax tLc j kit tat atmti OX urptrtx^ocs witu wciix fw c<iuia pane***, c5 it Sareotad It CiS7. batvttxt faflj JtciitJ. tj rr.iir'th* xzi ooicnoas Ucu, la ttyixg, to* vt 0) unittluucxir ur, Uii ix.t cot emu c^Lcict of tvt l tiA'd tU}— (bt ir.tiU'iaf, wt tatxe, vraiclt Low tu&Xi riw-<iLJ«U tboit til ovlrrt— ii lit ftbou Xcjtttiiifarxir.ii. XL buitu of iktua. fc-j.a.« of l.'.e ua IcnUMa ItcU !«t)«Ua* XLU ftICAil lO^UM Alt iu-«« i iixbs, it U t«t.»auaiaxij caiclcxu U rttllr caxiox lbo tirvrJ iLkiki f-/f «Lcb U W ci/UOj (uu(MJU IC I tod lakQ'lrl hvioai, it »<u «i-.3 t ct'.trJj wi.loa UrtMrtiiy veer toruiwxax. aw,-:« u<i:p tx» ofua c:ibcr cuiX'J ittuuroliKTliui dJU-rklt/, or UwcU t:.jui t moil truet'.'.c . liAnxr. w I.KC t ocrr few WUi« I kil • in Ui'JUUJ U Ot |U»UU.' 4 tXXtcKhl tx.o euro of » Ur tUb Uox |114CJU« vbVcb St I LtUU4 Ut *StU of tbc Xx.u pbj*.Cll£JL Third, U tclidJrr<Uj or- atse liwvf. of wtlca UniutuJj lUnooxa ponsm f'iKiitli, tb« Ix«iicv44^1» in of ll(i« ftcUtn4.It« tlUxui liuuf Worth ol Iblt l-t.ll-ciaa tro from wcII.Lc-jku tn4 too*; vr?pc<Xttlo Cicu ta I wotucs, tn I, In uitny ittuixTf, tuna |«n»tu L'lUu u« b.'ttn *•* ul (hMltuiiA. Iter *rt v * i.\-rtl3cnlr< from buiuj* q t&4 tnt«ioai:Llc bfniloilL M c. «r* B<ltca,kbow ILa Set/ tl^h W-lKili-n ia wblcA Vr^cLoc la in one of uo l<*4 Itmiilea U) lot cut. tar »t U. in tAort. ts«l eta K, M*«jU cr ml*tita wbti«*er *Xa»oi in« ocrrcxt'Uhtoi tai tuxpniloi cfOctcj. Ttluc tr<>lBur«t« ofltte V rcrtloe. A* t I'o.UXtr of Ibe l>l<»t tar t qani tr.*l luiiruitlur of i:.c hucata ijatrm. MjxiuUtJ rr.ru ttl. OJ mrviUiai-, mU P J* £cucr*!i) oK^c-trvl. fcx» cur been Uriuc-l ibl il til cqutltoXl; tn t, ta t »pcdr t&X ix^nu^a onto fur tucft ixDi'tiBii u (A'ont, uxix^. tuucb W(lLLCU tO-I ftUllaC44%VMt of *|>|«;Ulr, Cjqwrw rU, raiicr ivmi b ciujfa, kh. I lIi, ILcunratUin, tlitrj tod ULcr t <;ntl>7 Ki.out i.io*iCtiau, Yr,*rUu tUi^ibrr •orioiur-a taj ta4 tfl otacr Ibmn |;jr.|.cl£*l ^rfvUtXloat. Tba TtpwLlJ wits wbka ttut'TTAt uc.nciue tn woo iu *tj laio tU luruof tbucuua:rr tu4 forrixa osrinncc lUdnojirry ta-XuiUolnruoc, i»x into/ tcui i£-\ u wjojcUjiux tlite BurprUl&t tcJ ccafcrxctlorT vf US U.UUU^ ciocUtct.— ITursU&oe, (IL Lj our ti«, Vcgctino is Bold by all Dreg&UU 3)r, fl. SilsWs 2Mcnifll Hlo Ecmedy OtTrt Itllktl trllrf tadl* ttlnftlULW CURE FOR AIL KINDS OF PILES. aaJtvpnijj'.tttmqrrarrf, ivw.fimp^rSos . >m«Ubru*tL Ui'l In ml />r# 1o I'ciuriifti ■ fvd «1l«G5-rrr»,t7 I*. NctiUt«r;r A C4„ lloi tM4, V«w 1 of ECU/, ki: n>nrTL-rtrtf»«X-^mim-< gaOAtai* ptlstec wUh rami* tail*: by ttnj UTt *o be rtpilnltd eicrj ihrre jtui, Tt* U«1 Palat ctr.nol be cttde by ttal rr.li'.r.f. Tt# l"Wal used is tie sm&nwt lua tn cos* Of ptiaXing, labor ftli* UrfMl, Any t>cui:*x win be rrptuued ti ocr vryeoee tf not murucory ptuu*d wUi ocr Pamu ret sale by tn* detler ta emy dJy tad tew* ta lie Pelted gates

mi if ifu u* <t St. Nha; ; mJlri' V / l'r»0*L»-ar^^>4-J IKr V-5UJ Mtol \J tlx-l »nk. u |T»n t(i J te«« tnJi. 5 Hop Qillars. C *t»u, iu* Hop 8. f ifrMmjorwl Iwrcrtwboatiyti5 u ^ i . U4 tr 6.^,N»W!woi nrO <t tlJ A l-^r.r_.rw ; i Jib/ 4 ten «X IUII m««. nX/ •* Hop ICilter** . _ > \rbo«»tr T i e tc*. *Ua. Y WW-trf *•» rrd ftf n »**U7#T4«i ilo ymr «f^*JRll ' "i*! ' J iL#rxli U«l ( I»r «Ojr.u_t;tw. ttgw LtT*l*-6Kw*«»U4 Jfi-t 3 br* Il"«l7 u ; 'AW.?.*' Mk "0>unun t E'AN"-^rjBn^n^i HOP 8 ; _ , . . . All! n ffiM, H i T"-,*11' yi 4 nurnn i il I sap® J 1 |6 "oi tirviro fU* vtiii* il A t— »]ir:i»vt.lo|a NlYlR j "Tteur. J lu i- It mnf]3i e«i it so r airxxa U \ FA L J eared hun-ii U 1 iireox. vt- — — U tesTOMSSMgOHPaamgaagw j .?■ .\TL' llltl L>f?Jtl>il^^> ^ OEIUT1FUL PORfBUT f llrtnrnik ff Wf rtS-r kla4rT «wttn I art. W«wi* 4«»J fall S»io1|4»at, M*. W •ny MUUt au <w wrcbtt • bo aid MS m r*lr *r*at , TottHi* I4HJ werdrf I ukX (meUtM laSwa tl lb- bybrM rw««rdUin* ^WM^WwIt* inntt >b»«M tVlr«a m lor WW, ■Utbw Mrrri, Aklent, Krw tor*. » • \ V * • , , ■ . . ■> -* \ \ ) K VlV » .«>,

A l'bHiin* tns7 bo UiSdc by tsfd wuk, bal can uciLhtr bo lis Jc ucr tp)c»ycd wdbjul Ltollb. To tht-so leading udccUry lives Dr. IL V, i'fefix1* * Golden Alcdxctl Discovery" is a fral friend. It stimulates lbo liver, parlflt* the blood, snd xs lbo beat remedy for consumption, wLJcb is sctoJufeus disease of the luogr. 2)y all drug gists. PorjneaL ito: A candidate met Unelo lloeo ou Austin avunno and slid to him: "Do suro to ooino to tbo vuJ meeting ta-nigbt and bring ail your xicighitor* with you." 4,Yotj kiu p*» bet doy will oomo along with me, or I •l*y at homo rnyaclL Var wouldn't bo a chicken lei' In my coup if I was tcr go to do word mcelin' and luff dctn Labor* at home." Dexog entirely vcgrUblu. to particular care li required wtdlc using Dr. I'lercc't 4<l'Jcasant Pcrgativo l'cllcla." Tbey operalu wllbout disturbance to thccoastllullon, diet, nr «cupatf03. For sick headache, constipation. Impure blood, dimness, sour eructations from lbo stomach, bad tisfe in the mouth, Mih jus alitckr, pain In region of kidney, Ictcniil fever, Lluilcd feeling about tlic stomach* ruth of bl>»d to Lead, lake Dr. Pir/to'* •'pellets.* JJydruggltU. A cake of *Tjecn tlicro:" Dy ft mothcr-in-Uw: "You can doocivo your gtxilde** litUo wife, young oav, but her father'* wife— never," l>r. i*itrc«'s "raioriu rrcaciiptloD" always becomes the favorite remedy of those who try ll. It is a ipeciflc for all female 1 •weakness'* and Oc.rang:meuta, bringing strength to the limbs sod. back, and color to tbo face. Of all druggists. Til* bond that win*: "Doe* your mother plsj cards?" inquired Dilxy of bis ahum. "I don't know," rt»;>onc]L-d Jimmy; "but sho tiflcu play* a lone hand on xnc," AMitrnauAV, Mass , Jan. H, 1660. I havo been very atck for two year*. Tbey all gave xno up as past cure. I tried tbc most skillful physicians but they did not reach the wont jSirL „ The Jungs snd heart would fill up every night and distress cir, and my throat was very bad. 2 told my children I never should die In peace uutd I hsd tried liup Itinera. 1 have taken two bottle*. They have helped me Tcry much Indeed. 1 am now well. There waj a lot of sick folks here who have seen how they helped xn-% and lacy used tbcm and arc cured, and led si thankful as 1 do that there Is so vshublo a medicine made, MUS. JULIA G. CUSUJNG. Worse tlinn a 300 medal: A Jersey milkman turned polo when several of hi* customer* clubbed together and mado him a present of a ^coif-pin in tbo ih*ixs of ft pump. rundtrob UfM TruiXn, Tcqxld kidneys, and ccnslipalcd bowels, ore Lbo great cause ot chronic diseases. Kidney-Wort nai cured thousands. Try it and you will add ono mot o in their number. Habitus] cosllrencas sfllicts inlllbni of the American people. Klduey-Wort will cure It. Kulnej-Wort has cured kidney complaxnta of thirty years standing. Try it. Bee adr. ■ ■ — n ■ ■ Tcuned protectionist: "Well, yen, I u*a$ oometldBg ol a fn»o trador, trat if that honid creature Longtry is coming | orer hero I am going in for protoctiou, j Oh, I wish wo women had the making I of tho tariff' We can insure sny person having a bald ; head or troubled Willi dandruff, thst Uarbollne, a deodorized extract of pcin> j Irum, will do all that Is claimed for IL ! it wj|] not slain the moot delicate fabric < and is delightfully perfumed. The miner'* lxttio effort: "I seek for w»alth in rein." lTroplos and Humor* on tfen Fuco. — In this condition of tho skin, the "Vcgcllne" Is tho peat remedy, as it ada directly upon the cause. It dcanrej and purxflci tho blood, thereby csuslng humor* of all kxsds lo disappear. WitT is an oak tree like a tight shoe Because it produce* acorn. •Temsle cnmnlixnit" are the remit or impure blood. Uio "Dr. Undiey's lllood Scorcher." Wnat bar I* that which oIlcxioi»cusf hnt never nli uta? A crowbar. .. II ALL'S lun6s.B A LS A M V».l" uii jiirvtlSS (>rr*», It «w4Sm m*A LrfiU I K# Slf MLrMW* mf I W»* litnp, lidalnM »«l4*ar4 »T iLp ■ RM pmritta Ik* 4llM *•« 1 1* V l »r— ■! m— iLr rfc+M MkWk «rr«MMaM7 DR. H.W. LOBB MEDICAL OFFICES. xtt no Nonni rtrruKNTii ntiikkt, r*UA<l«l7v&XA, ra. ll jtAjA' «xy*rvare. (CkxaV 1UOM1 foe irvxim rsi win porviT mMitib+A) I>7. tA»A-* Ions IT|WTWOre t* SS* IftnXnm of diM***« enU4r« Sim to entrant** a cora uaJieawa tvva«antr.oa rrt* sat suVUj «v>n. e.votiA, oau la rvtw« or by liusr, OQc* boarsi 11 to I as* 1 *c 10 traninf . . M wiitilnxiiiuiTJii. fl HI XvalUMiihnTTvn TMM(t«A b| U 1>M la lima. ItoM try 4f^|kw H ■ a lrn.lt .trwldl. VVm CV»lullt« "WtwiA. HOW to LIVE A OriStalli t< (>n»ik<S>Wwl»tn fa Ot* ; f M^hMlr. K*«lkt»wtta»MI UkmIm! b'vltvwL li!w4l/4W\t. «n4^M«ll*ain 4utt»^-*Mi\ ktvl (nf Iwm mOiv* uti| |h!i 14/tkaUn M>«. I NASI 44J MpMmi In Mft. fe* l» Mrtw4l kxi.M rnerer.Wwd f»IU fnl »w|m MUM ■ LOSTSSffiSSS . ' N ' - "I t

Wjixlxaloot* of Uio devil: A dargyrnsu of this city waa loct List week by a worn** who hLi littlo rcvcni.cc fur tho cloth. "Tvll tiu," arid she, with a bcnlgcaLt stuilu, xtbieh did -Lot, howtver, duguUe tho aridity of her question} "why you cloao roar church in the summer? Do tot your parishfentn rcqulrs to be protected from the ovfl one in thowsna weather ss wdl ts In the cold?" "Oh, Ideas year soul, no," wss the prompt rtsiioiyie: *1b© devil norcr s Lava in totru in July and August; ho follows the rest of tho world to the watering places:" A llc at l>oy: Bomo men Ix-gin to be lucky vbeii tfey szo mere boys. A twrlvc-vcar old Loy shot at a cat in LcadYillo last week, but furtuuaU-ly Ljir-vri tho cat olid Liifed an ixillueuliri cilixe-u who wiu* a/Jc<-p In the back yard of a uUgb tiering saloon. As tho iuflucnlinl citixcxi Impttcat-d to Im> a delegate froxa Texas, who hail kllhdaevirn) men, aiul ot vbuxu the Duadvillo police hsd a holy horror, the joy of the cxUxcus wa* great. Tho boy received an ovuliou, Tho Mayor mado a neat lilUo sjicoch on 1 indenting him with a gold-mountod revolver. As Uie boy cxpreasctl a derive to bo raised for the ministry, a fund was raiiL-d to send him to a theological institute. Nothing has, kuwcTcr, been douo for tho cat. . Paornxo 8,0)0 yrars old: At a meeting of the Ausliu Library Club a few night* ago duriug tiio discussion tho prc*idcut of the club spoke of priuhng Laving been invented iJurirg tho fifteenth century. "It is nn infernal, blank he," intcnupted Hoatcttcr McGinnis, cno of tho most intelligent young men of Austin. "I've a life of Christ at home, and every word of it is printed, and hu lived more than 3,000 year* ago." The president aahl ho stood cumvtod. Bring up the plant in tho way it should grow: Young mlstrco*. "I think thoso flower* in the greenhouse would bo all the tatter for somo water; they look quxto dried up I" Gardener. "Well, for my part, I don't 'old with giving 'era a lot of water; if yon usra 'era to it they com/* to look for It, Jt'* 'ahit, Miu, merely 'ablt." ■ ' Some Idea of the mischievous effect* of brcadiing carbonic oxide, which Is freely given eff by csri-iwa, stoaci, Ae.,.msy bo formed Trorn the eipcrtaxcnt of M. Grebont. Hesptratfea by man, or one o! the lower ammsls, for about half an hour in on atmosphere containing only 2-770 ot carbonic oxide produces such sn xxtion on the red corpuscles that ju»t shout onc-hrif of thc:u are capable of abforbteg oxygen. 1 AD having even 2-1,44'J of carbonic oxide 1 bs.1 q like deviulxrios result on one-fourth of the red corpuscles. J*<trotcum at S(cam Fuel — During the navigation ot 1 f>7fe several smallst eaniboals en the lower Volga and Caspian sea were altered lo bum petroleum, and Id 187<J the appliances for utilizing tho petroleum having been CGnilJerably simplified and Improved ifivc nsc ta considerable economy In fuel compared wrlh woxl, 10 that tlic larger oomponfes were ttnluccd by tho favorable rc*niu arrival at to ialnxlixcc the ajstctn oa a large scale during the nivlgalioa of hb77, BCPEttTri'UfilriisrfllsvlTBrMcS UsdlsKNtisi Unasol 91a tip. Don Vis Dirrtl Loadsr*. 110 Up. r<r*>Hu>< a IM CAMM • wmiim KU Drmk IHAS _*a MltkRl Brmk L*44 lee Uuimti 1*1*. MiMoX ■»r*i Ncrrorni RtrU-V SC<T Ajncrv*a Zn Mb4imsimtii>v tztd ink rl«TW7tvml hr »p>rti.vj 4n4 < iuairxi»r*. jo%. c. Onrona rxv.Tn AwsMaL, Bs^koiimrlormriJa raiUMissu. Medical M Surgical Institute. Fur ihe trrstoeal ot of era cn,V P*-** - tows ot the ceaersiiTf wjiai te^ecl ct chroalc, Uxxi roUoo, pslas la Ihs Ofsh aaJ t>ooe«, ret ij«U, *lcr r», stricture*, iUaejs oal bUOder, wralaru, nrrroot set renefal iVt-tllZT, prtm*- ' tors Uecij, tatnUl aa4 physlcsX rnwirsxlra, sal I oxOrr ipcciol disease* siee-lCj sal penatacafiy c*ire*k r*utati miy seal s descvlrllJa of Usir t s.TmNnm«,ete., sad sprrvrvulc re.'oMie* wixh dw wkl ^ *vai la oaj s i j.-om, DU5, i. W. OlllNDl.fi sad /_ D. ClifiT, » " ltijilclaas sn J krpca, I m West lKh frrceL New Yoefc. ONLY S20 fw thte«wl« rf MIUPIUTII I MSG tC. LruJ VJ S*7 I-£|f b UM fcultC itrwnNkm WO sm* U U SarrsmlsM W/A* MrwyAra. TVVIiUMMJM •Tjts cu>*e en«3fms|« ntaU IT 050. AU vtrruW l« • V*™* *T Iifsmsul encsW so* r«iMio4 aa irm « CTAELMA.WreOtCUD- - nu.uh.ni^u.f, ! E72nF^^STpPPE0 FREE ! U | i I K .s-Wo'imm. Ttmum ssdlStrlu HIiXsOmSs Sfl *-m vq.rv iL»>xrs. »srewwCsstawsfi<a : touro MEN v^r;?.r?js ■ r&rj=r^«ss^'i~T"J?iS5 X' *99 I - . THE GARFIELD FAM1LV. AftMnMorrspVaiiWtN eil futors. *•!* si sWht. S«m|4* lij iu*U m N»«Hr« rt k> e»ot« [ coif tt) |«r d«. I»tnw.\ Is <-«r ha If. sis. (rams *ft«U U« tn*ltn«M U tl* t-T d*r. Ala* Mtalsttl iltnaM ItiMtamlVv rindf. I V;U» Ok\»i*|-k» M tlih juil. sirs KksrfiAl. se-l M*»rd XiisJral >v« SI fill prr kM II H»r»uV, I'T r»*4 ea NfMrt o< M i»f<\ lUnirMtllliUiurMllWlrjViws j. tan: an a ixx. w i>«ib«i mm him* . is nan rrrT STOVR ritTtn-niMTjv VT fnill RTSffml-i — HIST O* IM artk fW , Hmiitfl.w RPMU n#Hrl*4 A AllasU, O*. A/*iu tuifd ts mn *o«ur w w U. ft, h ftlY B1 Wfts yHMj »*■ n ■ nfA ; EgSegssssii*

■ ■■iisi^sruWi- r ■■ R. R. R. RADWAY'S READY RELIEF Th* C*s*r*4M tuxA Eft! 9tpAUlM9 fef rsaur tffU lis* WsrU. ccm AXD ntXTZ¥7S Dyicalorr. Diarrbcoa, Choi cm Morbus, Fever and .AgueTLhouniatlsin, Xfouralgia, ZHpthorie, Inflaenea, fioro Throat, Difficult Breathing. Bowel Complaints,Loostarss, Dlorrtcea. CXaIats Vetted cr Tt Wfri l'UctA/rrs rrucn lls Lowtu srs tUx&A4 xi ts *c t> au-'auu* t>/ Ui'.r.r iut vsrs Jisrir Es^st Ho coax* iUcn ct ;rr*n.r.s:^a, as wtUr/o ct XsMktaos, rJ foUcw iLt cm cfu* &. IL 1'f.wf xt wii Tin rinrr ohd is THE ONLY PAIN EEKEDY TLU "j Li* i-.ast sxrrart sfiny T*— *» HI471 lLZAacsLoaa, sad ceres ox^fsaos*. vtfU «r cJUfLtar*. txaio. fcorsU or ecu* piadi or orfci, ij ui IN FllOit ONETO TTVENTT SUNffTia. Ndfconcr kow vtcim*. cir erggrttti^U* pox, tat i^rctrjJic, Rcd-rUdaa. Iiarra, cn^pMd. N'crvcca.Ntcrs:nc cr uM«xrai«d tr. tA t »*is* ta*7 s-iScr. 1LADWXVU lULkUX HKUZJT r* ACwTd tcsUni cam xnplakvxatjon ot the km nets, IN rZJLHK A710N Or THE E2-ID3ZK, tNTuatH stion of the »o wkia cxjNoianoN or the lthci, fOUTTATTON or Till HEART, urtrrnucs, cuour , cat tn fir, I111ADACIIE, TOOTHACHE, COLD Cm LLS, AGUE CHULB, NEHVOU5NE63 AND iLEEfLESSNESl Tit srr:-^AD£e ct tic n«Air Ilazrf ta Ui psrl or jarei vitrt LT.c t«ia ox (I'Tc'Ij e*2rw vX2 05. t J CAS* ACd co=/jn. TWrty or*:xtj drops la XolfstinUcr of vrsis* wu: ta s few ta T.a-^s cars Crajaas, r-3cr fvccascn, llcmLcra. hxX HtaJrins, XcsrTttrs. Djscatcry.OoUc, Wind la lis Hcwtls, s*J fi: IttercAl l-slas Ttst tu r» saoaU slrajs carry s tote* cf f rAWaj *• ReaJj lULcf win; Uts. A ftw Crops X* waver win innu ilustu or yi'ii trco e v i -.rs ctwsUT. i ) U tetter ir.u rrccen 2in~'j Ot tfe icri sASfDrrUr.L MALARIA I IV 1TB VjV TIIOTOB 2POILMS. miR AXD AGUE. ^ rrvni: AND AGUE ec red for to en. Ttsrs ta ax s rcsxdaJ s^ral ta lots worll max wUl core I'c*er sx:4 Arac. sad ov3rr VsUnooa, LOloos. N.\ar.«t,Tj7hui.i YcUqw sad otter tcttrt Lr I a i>".\ a v*s PlUuq *j qaicuy as UADWAfU llUi O V iHHJLl*. riisr Cfsu Err nettle. DR. RADWAY'S Sursuparillian Resolvent* TEH GRllT BLOOD PUEITOE. for xLc cirr cf CLroale Disease, Scrofula or Svphiiitio, HcrtNlitary or Contagious. i CLro3icl2ie3iaoii*3,FerDru!s,<;um3:4r.8wtJin r. Itscair^ I»f7 court, caaesrous AD*^-uoaa, hjfii.li^ o>mr^a.i.u, needier ut Ll* Lcc^a, DjaKIMU, Mater l--4it, lie XKCcrecx. Wau* bwcUxn.-», TsUTf, l .cera. hOaj sal Itij* Diseases, iurvsrux Disease*, I'ccslr Cosip-saiis, God, Dr»l«j.d4U Uicua, DreacA^ui. cooignrCaa, Liver Complaint, &c No: ctly Oei tl* 5s.*u^tn:ian HcsofvtQt exeel All reiaeari sreau u tt* «"ct* cf Cirxcis HcniJaloct, Coc«u;sU' cjJ ant MU DUcascs, tal U li a pofiliTC cure f j* Kiisfjitd Blxditr Ccnpliiati, Urtaary ant W'oab Plseaset, GrtTeL PUieUi. Dtcjsj, hvnr'c* of Waier. IncenUartcs of Urtse. i'rtrtls I>-.*ea»*. AXuaexxsna, and ta oU rases wan* tie rear* triei-dust Crpotus. or Us water u uva. clocdr, mixed m in 4ob»unr*s lit* tie whiU of sneer. oclkresdsUkewtiis cr LS*rrtli taorWl, dark. IXkAis s:.;«earaacs sal *k>:e bcew-<?cit ilefs-WiU, sad wtia tlrrr b s relcliox. tsircx&x Matatlna wtca jsutzj wsler, sad turn la tl* small of tne tact sal s-«f its loins bc:4 ty CrarrXsto. l'JH CD, ONE JioLe LAU. Oat tctlle ecc tains t awe of ta* srtrre yrXxxipies of Medlclcet iaan scj omer iverrialiae. X strain irsj>x-of«i (Vweo, wtic otner* rr^ju^s E** or sue times as mucA. " RADWAY'S Regulating Pills ! ! PcrfUcl, Purgutivo. Soothing. Aperients, Act without Pain. Ai\rny» Bclinblo and Xatumi In Op oration. A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOB CALOMEL. Perfrecy ta stsVesx, elrranUj mated wRi mrt fum. rarxe, regelate, gexv-'j, cicaasc on4 ttren^ » lUDwiv^a bus f j? «ie cere cf o-'x diwwdm ot 0>e MocaocX. lirtr, llowe: a. Kl'.aeys, ina-ldrr, ' Nervous Diseases, l/w* ol ApprtLlr, lira Urae. CccaupaUow, uw.irrcrw, lulifrstioa. D7V*»*" SU. XlRloafsess, ferer. ltJsmmaOcw ef Ik* ' Dowvis, lDea,sa4 aUdersBxeccets ei u>* laietI n*l Viscera, lxrstj reed ai Jr. cvQUlalDfUO oa^. ccrv. mlaeralt. or c*)«tr ncci drcrs. t*~ ubwem tt* Mtowtac fjmTtomaVrnltfar Dtseooes Of ta* 1H£T«Ut* x*t% suis ; t\xs«tlnoUea, inward rues, >"u.loew* ot lUocc] la Its Dead, Aratuv oris* feces*; a,N4a«et, llrsm^rs, l>AXLtt of )a>t, >ti'.:r*as cr MtxeXt la u>« jo. kiJXi. ftcur fircctatiousL Slatlsf cr Pcurnarsi tX* Heart. CfcoSlcjf cr haSertrx SeasaUcaa wbra ta a Irtrx jswxorr, jxnae » cf vi*»-n, j«cis wr wtwUMt i?»* h^vt, ferer »o.l Ceil Rom it ro* Ileal, l*ete»«o."7 «u ivrsursuia, \*: iowpess of Ui Oila os4 iTtt Do: a la ta* Side, i srst. Umbo, oa4 tfadlca naoXca ct llrol, llsraa^ ta u« nesa. • - r a f»w owe* ef jUfVAYW nuftwin free iki sycrn from *U is* oreie-comtd c.K*dcra POLD CT DRUCvllSTS. rrlc*. S3 CtsU Tor B*t. BEAD "FALSE AND TEUE." ft*to5 a krtiWKsmp to EITUVAT A CO^ Na. tt I W arrra, CVc. C^crea SV, Ne w Y cvl. . *w-i6formiU3* rrorU Ucusaala vn M teal to JC*. T* Iht rnbllA » R* sere sad art ftw Jluieivt »»1 M r\a ft* • kuw *-jLUwaV I* cm ikai you buy. ' DItS. J.ITA J. IL HOllKKSACK. THOSE AmJCTKD WtTIl THE WI1T1 Of INDlIkDtmoN ANDHVU-tTUllAUrATItiS »VwiVl be* bee:*. ate u masuU J. N. sa4 J. IV IIU1 UX."CMfK.wl*UNortbMc.*cvoJ street, I'ki'sdcipais, MVi t* msu e* bt twreoa. itsrin* is* fcrcre ben I A. H. {* | f. Si, sn 1 * lo V I*. M. | Adrlrw tree. Wkwenj wmuM aiw^w Sis ecort. Bos oa4 U* way to tnirrvs* It *On«i l read "WlriXUt IN AM1M1KU.* teal e* rec«U4 of Umertt »toa^ tan* stmtm »w **T*rtrMwMt «i| Wifti a ww woe vmsis* AdrsniMrsid IS fskUikM krmiUj kkst ifcs/ iieiki s4*«i MaautliUlilfsfss Itosmti * Ui mm( / . % 1 •